Grimoire

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>>385290508
bumping for interest

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>ONLY FIVE MORE DAYS

>Are you familiar with Manga? It is a genre of RPG invented by the asian cultures. It is a synthesis/blend of fantasy and science fiction that is really a liberation of the human imagination. Anything can happen and does. There are giant robots in Grimoire, fire-breathing wicker statues,
laser-wielding alien bounty hunters and extra-dimensional creatures right beside vampires, knights, dragons and sword-swinging dwarves. You can ride on the back of a giant turtle, travel to several other dimensions and use computer terminals. Most of this stuff is in beta testing right
now, some of it is still under development.

>It is Saturday night here in Australia and I was just about to take abreak and watch a gigantic Manga classic on public television. It isreally amazing stuff. I discovered it only a few months before I startedwork on the game and it has truly been the primary force behind thedesign, I was so impressed with it when I first saw some Manga cartoonsand movies. I had never seen anything like it in Western culture and itappealed to me on a very deep level as an artist, I felt like it was atype of narrative that shattered boundaries and adopted a child'sviewpoint of intense wonder at the world. It is not fair to say it isescapism as it is always tinged by deep moral imperatives and realemotional bonds of loyalty and friendship as well as love. It is hard to explain without seeing it.

This is like hearing your grandpa talk about anime

Ban All Sapes
My Life Is Fuck

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BUY GRIMWAH

>>385290508
>8man party

That's a bit weird. Wouldn't it be a pain to click through all of them constantly?

>>385292192
it offers a highly tactical experience for only the most intellectual of neanderthals

>>385292192
that's fun. this is FUN.

>>385291994

No way, Cleve's a weeb?

>>385292192
Actions chosen in a previous turn or encounter are preserved

If it really releases Ill buy the first 10 anons to reply to me a copy on steam.

Balls in cleves court.

FUCK RPG CODEX

>>385291994
>Clive is a weeb
Why am I not surprised?

>>385291994
>manga
>genre of RPG
WHAT THE FUCK

Fuck off, shill.

>>385293947
Stupid, crow eating sape doesn't understand that Manga is a subgenre of RPGs

>tfw I actually want to play this game but it very likely doesn't even exist

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>>385290508
Inb4 it does not come out

Dem thales ain't got shit on us troglodytes.

>>385294729
You can already play it. Download the superdemo. It's as close to Grimoire actually existing as we'll get.

>>385290508
stop posting cleve, and finish your game

>>385295663
the demo is broken shit and not indicative of /ourguy/ Cleve's final perfect masterpiece coming out in a few days

>>385292192
How else are you supposed to spend 600+ hours to beat this game? You spend most of the time clicking through numerous spreadsheets to carry out one single action. Single battles take much longer than in Wizardy 8.

>>385290508
>ONLY FIVE MORE DAYS TIL cleve finds a new micro-issue
ftfy

>>385290508
>ONLY FIVE MORE DAYS
>still no price
There will be no release.

>>385292192
too complex for you jrpg brainlets?

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Who would buy that ugly shit? The dark ages are over now, there's no audience for a game this lacking in a post Witcher 3 world.

>>385296587
>slavic Skyrim soap opera
No thanks you can stop shilling.

>>385296587
Those are the unhappiest cosplayers I've ever seen

>>385296014
I read $40 which made me turn 360 and walk away.

>>385297158
A pirouette of disapproval

>>385295983
>>385296014
I've shaved off all my hair and have covered my face in ash. I kneel by the computer all day keening over a printout of Cleve's smug fat face. I've pissed and shit myself in abject despair and am too broken to clean myself. I can't get up or move anywhere. I can't keep any food or drink down, but I don't want to be conscious, so I've been butt-chugging bottles of gas station wine.

My boyfriend left me because I broke down and told him Grimoire was more important to me than he was. It's ok though. Cleve is a real man. Cleve will love me. I don't care if he has a big neanderthal head or a weird, lumpy body. I want him inside me, pumping away, propping himself up on my face with his hand, and when he cums in me I want us both to shriek "GRIMOIRE: HERALDS OF THE WINGED EXEMPLAR" in unison.

I will conceive a child. I won't name it because Cleve will let me play what he's made after I let him inside me. I will birth the child while I play Grimoire. It will fall out of me and I won't even notice. It will die some hours later, neglected and on the floor. My party should be level 20 at this point.

So don't you ever fucking tell me I don't have a life. Don't you ever tell me I don't have dreams.

>>385291820
cuties

>>385290508
if this is delayed again i'm abandoning ship.

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>>385298628
Cleve has been missing release dates since the 90s and only now you're thinking of giving up?

>>385298743
he only learnt it existed 2 weeks ago m8

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>>385298945
Yeah. I'd bet anything all the people pretending to be excited about Grimoire have never even played the game it's based on. It's like all those hipsters who lament the death of the arena shooter, then when one comes out it's dead on arrival because all the people who said they want one are too young to have any experience with the genre.

>>385296916
Deep down, every cosplayer is unhappy.

>>385299370
>those portraits
please don't post a screenshot of wiz gold when you're talking about wiz 7, people might think the game actually looks like that

>>385290508


Minimum:
OS: Windows XP
Memory: 256 MB RAM
Graphics: Windows GDI
Storage: 100 MB available space
Sound Card: Windows Media Compatible


Damn that's cozy.
I bet lots of 2D games could run on these specs, but most indie devs are numale idiots who can't code their way out of a paper bag.

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DON'T STOP
BECLEVING

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>>385296014
It's $39.95 USD with an additional 10% early adopter discount

How is The Quest? Artstyle is a weird mix of HD sprites and ugly early 3D

>>385300006
6 posts too late for a great get, anon

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>After 600 hours this final boss greets you

>>385290508
How's the combat? Because the story is obviously going to be awful, but the gameplay also looks FAR too simplistic.

>>385300937
>the gameplay also looks FAR too simplistic
Why do these people always flip flop between "these games are too simple" and "these games are too complex! why are there so many spells and status effects?!" They can't even agree on what the games journalists have told them to think.

>>385301080
Man, I don't even visit gaming sites, stop projecting.

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>>385300815
Here's something stolen from the codex thread to make up for it.

that turning mechanic is fucked

>>385301138
>stop projecting
>literally "I know you are but what am I?"
You're too young to understand this kind of game. That's all you need to know.

>>385301148
He probably drew it himself and posted it with a fake account.

>>385301209
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? You talk like a paranoid.

Can I get an honest answer on why there are no corners in the game and what Clive's excuse is for not having fucking corners?

>>385301080
Go to bed, Cleve.

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bullshit
hasnt even been tested

every game has at least 1 or 2 in all time peak before release

>>385301278
So we can add "delusions of being a psychologist" and "believes self to be capable of diagnosing strangers through text posts" to your list of bizarre qualities. You shouldn't be playing video games at all, you obviously have a lot of things you need to work out in your personal life first.

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Reminder that Grimoire is a game that teaches and morally edifies you like a patient father

>>385301275
Yeah nah

>>385301423
The game fails so hard at existing there is even less than that playing

>>385301520
Clive?

>>385301423
> Implying he'd let filthy sapes try his game before it was free of pico-issues
Sapes would start looking for the tiniest bugs and shitpost rampantly in order to discredit the neanderthal swan song

Can i make a party full of skeletons?

Can I play the game even if I'm a sape?

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>>385301316
There's a thread on the steam forums that explains it (Cleve contributes too):
http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/2217311444325379669/
Basically it's a limitation of the engine of these games and the choice of whether it generates a turning animation or not.

>>385301758
Yes, but only if you kill yourself after because your savage species murdered the superior beings

>>385292192
It's turn-based combat, because you don't wanna rush.

>>385301758
>>385301758
Do you possess Neanderthal DNA?
>Neanderthal-derived DNA accounts for an estimated 1–4% of the Eurasian genome, but it is significantly absent or uncommon in the genome of most groups in Sub-Saharan Africa.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaic_human_admixture_with_modern_humans

>>385301810
>You realize you folks are going to delay the game even more by bringing up these issues. Shhh!!!!!
kek

>>385301626
Seriously some of the people in these threads imitate his writing style so much you have to wonder if he took a break from the codex to shitpost here. It's the same writing style Scott Adams has, it's hard to explain but it's like he's really charismatic while at the same time oblivious to how much he looks like a weird idiot

>>385301758
That will be extremely painful.

>>385301546
>Exercise
>Cleve is a tub of lard
What did he mean by this?

>>385290508
Finally then you can stop shilling this garbage.

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>>385290508
So is the OP shilling this just a meme at this point?

>>385302346
Cleve is a powerlifter

>>385302478
More like a powerpooper

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>>385301571
Prepare to eat crow

>>385302464
It's like Half Life 3. You had people doing it as a joke, then dumb kids saw it, thought it was a real thing, and started doing it unironically.

>>385302780
Nope, there is no need to

>>385302464
I guess both

GWIMWAH - HEWAWLD OF THE WINGED EXEMPWAH

>>385302814
>>385302912
Well, it's working. I kind of want to play this now.

>>385302986
Well the good news is you could play every single dungeon crawler released in the 90s in preparation and it probably still won't be out by the time you're done.

>>385290508

>Takes 20 years to make
>Legend Of Grimrock 1&2 comes out in the mean time

You've wasted 2 decades shill

>>385303110
Just because they both are first person doesn't mean they play anything alike. Grimrock is more Eye of the Beholder than Wizardry

>>385297386
kek
Can't wait to see the shitstorm when this game is finally out

>>385303359

Indeed. Grimrock shits on this, also The Quest would like a word with you.

>>385303110
A real time twitch game for ADHD kiddies does not compare to the strategic masterpiece of EIGHT party turned based combat

>>385303110
Grimrock's circlestrafing-based combat is tedious as fuck

>>385303110
Grimrock is based on Dungeon Master, Grimoire is based on Wizardry. If you want to BTFO Grimoire shills, bring up Etrian Odyssey or Stranger of Sword City instead.

>>385290508
>Copyright

That's funny.

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>>385303627
>>385303698

ITT: Jews

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>>385302780
I replied to that saying that specific depot hasn't been updated since june and he banned me lmao

>>385291994
/OURGUY/

>>385304568
kek

>>385304568
Fucking sape. You deserved it.