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European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: inFAMOUS
NEXT: Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
LATER: Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
STREAM 2: OFFLINE for another 4.5 hours

https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one

Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed)

Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed)
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>>385280982

First for Yes, M'lord.
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Narcissa enters the rap game!

http://youtu.be/eFSWFSLQQd4
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Hey /v/, can I?
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Rabi-ribi
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Is this the speedrun where all the times are 20% slower?
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>That guy on the couch that was posting on /v/ while he was there

Was that the first time it's happened in all those events?
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>>385281187
which rabi would you ribi
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>>385281086
holy shit just
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>>385281086
>that voice
He's not even fucking trying
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Is that portly gentleman in the plaid shorts deceased?
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>>385281086
What the fuck is this?
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>>385281301
hownew.ru
>>385281373
keke bun
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>>385281524
he spoke earlier.
okay, it could have been his deathbreath, but...
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FAT MAN IS FAT
CONFIRMED
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>>385281086
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
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>>385281626
Damn, I can't believe I missed such a legendary thread. I didn't post on /v/ back then, only /m/.
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Jesus Christ.
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>>385281626
>>385281373
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>>385281676
chat didn't even say anything at that time, wow
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Wait, what did he say about being fat?
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>>385281783
He was bitching that people called him fat.

It's funny because
1. nobody was calling him fat
2. if he doesn't want to be called fat he should try not being fat, not bullying people into concealing their opinions on the truth
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what the fuck, that was needlessly awkward
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He's a big guy.
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>>385281878

The fuck? What an actual attention whore. Twitch chat wasn't even being mean for once.
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>>385281878
who's fat?
the left guy?
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i think he was just making a joke that sounded better in his head
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>>385280982
It's not the same without trannies, is there any drama, cringe complitation yet?
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>>385282093

Why would you say that? How rude you are.
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>>385282153
well, he is very white so that is a good point for Spain
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>>385282152
You can leave anytime and wait for AGDQ or actually watch the marathon and or read previous threads you've missed.
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>triggers

Yeah, you seem pretty triggered right now, big boi.
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>>385281898
>>385281937 Shit did someone clip it? What did he say, twitch chat has ONE deleted commment and it's "8:47 L0ks: Fat guy is insanr lol" The fuck? also Bttv lets you see baleted comments.
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>>385282193
>Spain
>White
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>>385282152
Agree. Trannies bring great drama and controversies while these actual female sluts just gives depressions
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>>385281626
Nothing will beat bonus stream
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>>385282281
this desu
also Italy
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Guy on the couch has a real inflated view of himself if he thinks people care that much about him.
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>>385282234
fat guy is insanr, lol
The five words that started the fire
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Was Spain a mistake?
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>>385282363
mass gravitates toward him anon
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>>385281676
He just needs to dab on the haters
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>>385282414
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>>385282401
>killed Castlevania
>about to resurrect Metroid just to kill it again
Ye
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>7 1/2 minute auto-scroller

Jesus fuck, why am I still here?
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>>385282717
tfw long run
shit couch
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you know, I remember Prototype being compared to Infamous back in the day.

Prototype looks a hell of a lot more fun than this.
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>>385282807

I'd say the couch deserves MVP for what it has to support for 3 hours.
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>>385282898
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>>385282807
Runner is okay, triggered fatty not so much.
>>385282852
PLayed both, loved the gameplay of Prototype so much more, plus the Edgy protagonist was loved by my edgy teenaged self.
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I can't believe that guy who says 'like' in every sentence is still going
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>>385281709
>thread
>he doesn't know about old /srg/
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>>385281626

I love Carcinogen.
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>Constant shitposting
>try out the so called bugs for myself
>they all work as they should
>wotlk and pseudo retail babies are shitposting just for the sake of shitposting.

I fucking swear, in a year you will see people shit on the current WOTLK private server and try to hype a Mists server.
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>>385283394
fuck wrathbabbies, they FULLY embraced the start of the casualization done by TBC
TBC is 10x better
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>>385282852
that's cause it is
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Did you just call me fucking fat, /v/? I will fucking end you.
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>>385283852
fatty fat fat fat
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>>385283852
>>385283914
samefag with proxy
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Any clip of the fat thing?
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>>385282971
I love her so much it hurts. What to do?
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>>385284370
The romantic thing to do is cut off a piece of yourself and mail it to her.
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This may be the most boring speedrun I have ever watched.
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>>385285440
Yeah. "Just do things fast" speedruns can be fun, but in this brown game with bland commentary, it certainly isn't
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>>385281413
Show respect to your grandmother, children.
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>>385285598
Shut up Cosmo
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>>385285440
I'm counting the seconds for this shitty run to end
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>>385285440
Shitty couch doesn't help it.
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>you're like kessler
wew
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>>385282852
infamous is way more memorable
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>3 hour speedrun
>not a RPG
wew
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GTA 4 put me asleep did i miss anything?
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>>385286307
open world mission based games are usually like this, since they almost never have significant skips
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>>385282852
Prototype's more fun to play, Infamous has better writing and atmosphere.
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damn.....this thread aint moving.

RIP thread
7/26/2017 - 7/27/2017
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>>385286553
Fat guy on the couch for inFamous got triggered hard at a random guy in chat calling him fat and started a rant about how everyone is always silently judging him. It wasn't even like the chat was spamming fat jokes or anything, it was literally one random guy that called the guy fat and posted a MingLee
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That guy behind the runner is falling asleep
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Kill me, bros.
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Someone, somewhere just insinuated that my body fat percentage exceeds the recommended ratio for a male of my height. I can't prove it but I know it happened. Don't do that again.
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>throw grenades for 3 hours the speedrun
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>>385287220
Its more entertaining watching his head nod than watching the game. I feel his pain.
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>>385287363
What time is it over there anyways? Midnight here.
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How can people be autistic enough to actually sit there in the room the whole run and watch it?

This is only tolerable because it's background noise.
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>>385287490
Bottom right, it's early morning, so I don't blame them for being tired
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So is it ever explained in this game why Cole can make all this electricity yet show no apparent EMP effects? Like radios and cell phones and Wi Fi and shit all seem to work just fine around him despite the fact that he a human spark gap generator..
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>>385287550
maybe they're his friends!
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>>385287267
That's how you play inFamous 1, anon. 2 is superior in every way.
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>ESL's talking like california valley girls

I AM SO LIKE GONNA KILL MYSELF LIKE YOU KNOW
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>people thought this game was better than prototype
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We're almost done guys.
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Are the My Summer Car vods up yet? I missed it last night.
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How the fuck does lightning powers give this dude the ability to ride train rails? What does he do with personal hygiene? Dirt baths? Dry soap? Is he allowed near hospitals or people with pacemakers? And flying? How the fuck is he doing that? Electricity is massless isnt it?

This game takes a classic superpower and makes it not fun..
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It's ANOTHER let's play

I'm not an SJW, but I'd rather have a million trannies fucking each other on stream than have another failure like this ESA is
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>>385288234
He can wash, he just can't go jumping in pools and shit.
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Thank God we moved past bald white dude protagonists. I know everyone bitches about diversity being forced and shit but this was really the era of shitty bland MC's.
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someone be a pal and post when this shit run is over
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>>385288146
everything is immediately available on twitch under videos
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>>385288454
We get ugly girls and/or afros now. Totally better.
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Anybody know anything about the next game? Is it a another "hidden european gem" showcase?
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>>385288549
We get actual hair now
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>>385288551
>not knowing momodora
dumb redditor tourist
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>>385288438
Whats the difference between being covered in water in a shower and a pool? Or even having parts being wet down with a cloth? is there like a limit to his skin conductivity? Does he sweat? His powers dont seem to burn him despite the massive radiating heat he would/should be putting off. What about rain?
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>>385288551

I'm pretty sure it's a pixel weebshit game, actually.
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>>385288551
>he never played momodora
Underage fag
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>>385288726
Video game.
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ALMOST THERE
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>might go over estimate

Fucking hell, this run. Please kill me.
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>>385288831
never heard of it either
some of us grew up on PC exclusively, asshole
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>John is the Beast
Shit plot twist
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Fun lets play
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If this guy goes over estimate I swear to Allah
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>>385288948
This all could have been spared if they had just made a swim animation and gave him the ability to control his powers.

I just want this run to end.. Its the worst one so far.
>>385288746
Yup. Looks better than shitfamous though. If the couch speaks at all then by default they are better than this one.
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>>385289273
Turns out is is a PC game... It's just a Steam exclusive that you would never see on your feed if "pixel graphics" wasnt on your preferred tags
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>>385289419
Mormons are really good at basketball because they have literally nothing else to do when you finish high school, if you stay on the Church track
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>these cheapass Esurance-tier cutscenes
Goddamn fuck Infamous
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FINALLY

WE SURVIVED
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11/10 run. Couldn't have asked for more
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Look at these fucking gay bois.
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>>385289273
It's a pc game
It's a well know freeware that got out not long after cave story
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>cut right at the best scene

fitting i guess
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Good God that was comfy as fuck. 10/10
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what faggots
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>sanae plushie

Nice.
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>>385289759
Its to be expected with germanbro there.
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Is it over? Even watching that mental caleb is more interesting than this run
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Didn't know Conan speedruns.
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>>385289824
Ye
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>>385289808
> no hijab
baka
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Why do they allow those japanese sex dolls
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>Sex doll on the table
delete this
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>>385290029
Do anyone know where can i buy a giant cirno plushie like that one from some GDQ?
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>Hi Urinstein! Hi Yajijy! Best of luck with the rase. I expect many deaths. NotLikeThis
>Yajijy
this kills the kraut
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Beautiful doggo pillow
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Why are these two so much better than the sluts?
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>Bored German lads.jpg
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70 RUNNERS

70 STARS

BE THERE
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>>385290493
he needs his swedish runner associate
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>seventeen runners
What are the chances that one of them will pull a yumpening and delay all the others?
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>>385290346
>why are based Aryan bros with a calm and positive aura so much better than heartless attention-whoring succubi?
That's just the way of life
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How does the SM64 relay work?
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They want to fuck us, /v/!
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>>385290680
1 star per retard.
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>>385290689
Switch after every star.
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FRENCH CHOKE
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Jesus christ has the French runner even played the game before?
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>microduoscreens
all my interests DASHED
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YAJIJY GOD HELP YOU
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>Cheats in a speedrun
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>Baguette gets destroyed
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Based German-Asian destroying the frog.
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>once again the french are getting spanked by a german
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
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the french is losing, again
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Beat up on them titties.
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>asian with a french accent
this is oddly disconcerting
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>the fucking names were wrong the whole time

BRAVO
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>>385291162
it should be perfectly normal considering the non-whites in the US
but it's still strange seeing blacks and asians speak french
brits i got over a long time ago
it's extremely jarring when i see the rare black guy speak finnish
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>>385291189
thanks to the frenchie choking though turns out our shitposting is now accurate anyway
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This game is like side scroller Dark Souls
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France eternally BTFO
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>nothing good until tekken 5
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>>385291350
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BIG

FAT

TITS
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>>385288726
going all tard here, but stick with me:

probably once his body is submerged like 60-80% maybe his powers fuck up and it shocks his muscles into paralysis, thus making him drown.
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KITTY CAT TIME
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Shoutouts to tech crew
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>France can't even keep their signal up

Truly a pathetic country.
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NO
SIGNAL
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where is this mario relay race?
i don't see it on schedule

also, fuck this two stream setup
i just want to watch everything on one damn stream
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SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
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>>385291598
We can still hear him play though and he died like 3 times while his screen was off.
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>the capture device tried to perform a mercy kill
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Boobs
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z-zombi milkis
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I love scandenavians because sometimes it sounds like they're being sarcastic as hell
>thank you very much tech
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>>385291765
Wow you cretin
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Holy shit those are some big bouncy witch jugs.
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>now there's no sound
SHOUT OUT TO THAT GREAT TECH CREW
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>>385291823

What do you think they smell like
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>>385291885
Bags of decaying sand
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>announcer wants to explain something
>ZONT WORRY DEEUH AYYLL EKSPLAIN IUN
>can't understand shit
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This game looks fun, do I like it?
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on a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a weeb are you?
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>>385292116
meant for
>>385292049
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>>385292049
it's anime, you're allowed to like it yes
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CHOOOOOOOKE
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>>385292049
I'd like anything with melons like that
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>>385292116
It's barely even anime, only like one girl is sexualized and she is an old hag
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holy fuck the choke is real
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>3 identical deaths in a row
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>anon, are you still watching ESA? Come to bed!
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>>385292538
I'm going to bed after this run
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>>385292538
You are not japanese
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>>385292538
I only do that for my waifu
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Is this the worst defeat for the french since June 17, 1940?
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>>385292727
Its definitely the biggest massacre they've had in a few months
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>>385292727
Germany does it once again
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>bosses are not that scary
>dies
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>not dying gives you a better time

Thanks
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>>385292823
Hey, you may laugh, but the frog really needed that advice.
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>not dying in the game helps you get a better time
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>11% time gap
woooow
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>tfw I'll miss MGS2
Shiiieet
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>speedrunning on harder difficulty for no reason
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>>385292902
>speedrunning is about going fast, not being good at the game xD
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>>385292892
It's not MGS2.
It's MG2:SS
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>>385292902

>speedrunning for any reason whatsoever
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>no subtitles
REEEEEEEEEEE HOW CAN I UNDERSTAND ALL THESE EUROS
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I hope Berlindude wins. His run the other day got rough and I felt bad for him.
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Something about this blonde German is odd to me.
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FUCK YES THE PLANT IS GONNA GET SPRAYED

GET YOUR DICKS OUT BOYS
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I'd dirty anal that cat transformation, honestly.
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Thank god for the German spraying the plant with all that Zyklon B.
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>vote for best 2hu character

Now this guy knows how to bring in donations.
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>why would you pay for an emote
>some people are crazy

Kek
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why don't they play some music in the background, just listening to these germs causes autism
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>>385293346
Everyone knows it's [boring fuck that gets big fat tits in porn so I like her the best] and [fifteen year old meme]
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>Speedrunning
When will these cancerfests cease to exist?
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>>385293346
If they had all the 2hu fumos they could make a bid war that decides which one is on the desk.
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Is this what the average German lads are like?
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Swedish water bottle manufacturing getting BTFO on stream.
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>>385293523
replace the right guy with a "16 year old refugee"
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shit talk GDQ but at least they just play music during intermissions
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>>385293523
No, he is not brown enough
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>>385293636
They also have informative interviews after every run.
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I kinda like these Krauts. There's something strange about them.
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>>385293701
the interviews are better than this shit right now desu
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Is this a race between two middle age men?
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Goddammit, Berlindude. He has not had a great marathon.
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Germany is getting btfo harder than in '45.
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>>385293701
okay, far left looks manly as fuck, is it really trans? No fucking way.
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CLOSER RACE NOW
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hueheuehueheu
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Fucking Brazil
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I would LOVE to see a speedrunning marathon held in Brazil. The place would be burned down on the first day.
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RIP Berlindude
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>>385294108
It happens. I was surprised no one linked it, been going for a few years now.
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>>385294108
There was one.
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Alex Kidd is some dumb shit.
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>>385294269
>>385294304

Is it maximum fun?
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>berlindude was later seen in his hotel room, dead from asphyxiation
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Poor Berlindude
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Liking the tunes playing right now.
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>>385294337
Not really. Too many nostalgia fueled picks for my liking, not enough decent speedgames. No memes to speak of either. And they sure love to abuse english terms even though there are perfectly fine translations for them.
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I want that dog pillow.
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ayyo hol up
did someone read the thread and notice the complaints for music?
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>I speedrun my bed
>but it's for the children

That was phrased extremely badly.
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>not knowing the Game Gear
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What the fuck is this commentary
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>not owning the Power Rangers game for the Game Gear

Get FUCKED
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>>385294606
To be fair he described it perfectly.
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>european commentary
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Holy shit, a SECOND PLANT!? This changes everything.
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>not knowing best girl
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I miss my Game Gear.
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>>385294753
true
the merican speedrunning community has like no autists at all
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Are just getting recommendations for visiting Germany on stream? This is great.
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>>385294843
we've got too many trannies
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>>385294864
>>385294864
Gotta visit Hamburg
>>
>>385294784
But he knows what roms are
>>
>>385294864
Is there any German city left that's 95% white?
>>
>We thought this was the shittiest game

Kek
>>
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>>385295027
He supports Arfoire and ASIC!
>>
>>385295083
I wish GDQ could be this chill, but I guess if ESA blew up they would have to tone it down too.
>>
>topless thicc angel on screen for all of two seconds
Goddamnit
>>
>that death scream
>>
This late night retro Sega crew seem like the chillest guys.
>>
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>>385295223
Quite thicc
>>
>>385295425
muhwaifu
>>
>a spell to make you mad for no reason

Is this /v/'s favorite game?
>>
>>385295295
>>385295223
Anyone clip that? Anyone clip that? Anyone clip that?
>>
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>>385295478
>>
I did not expect a fucking Game Gear speedrunning block. Rad.
>>
>>385295518
You know its going to be uploaded, right?

>>385295549
UNNGH THICKER
>>
>2 hour, 17 minute Tekken 5 run
What the fuck?
>>
Mexican singing about African lions confirmed!
>>
>>385295662

>for the Game Gear
>>
This is now an all Game Gear speedrunning marathon. Only Game Gear runs allowed.
>>
>"No shout outs to adblock users"
>>
How long until these 2 Krauts get their own sitcom?
>>
>two Game Gears linked together

This is next fucking level speedrunning.
>>
How do I get some chill German friends?
>>
>not picking Skate

Racist
>>
Another Game Gear milestone!
>>
>>385295961
Is it? I thought they were using that cartridge adapter to play GameGear games on a SMS.
>>
Skate confirmed pathetic.
>>
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>Game Gear
Wow.
>>
That's some pretty good sprite-reworking to have everything reconigzable despite half the resolution.
>>
New Game Gear when? The world is finally ready.
>>
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Reminder you needed to buy this shit daily if you owned a Game Gear.
>>
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>>385296789
>get a Gamer Gear as a gift from a based uncle
>parents refused to buy batteries
>>
>>385296789

Me and my sister brought it on long car trips. My parents must have spent a fortune on batteries.
>>
>>385296789
when was the last time any of you even bought batteries? I think two years ago for me.
>>
>>385296909

I torrent all my batteries.
>>
>>385296789
>>385296847
>>385296862
>>385296909
You could just plug that shit in and forego batteries. I had the rechargable battery pack for the fucking thing.
>>
Yo, this music is R A D.
>>
>>385296947
>you wouldn't download a battery
>>
>>385296789
Alan, wake up
>>
Imagine getting a Gamegear instead of a Gameboy
>>
>>385297005

Imagine getting BOTH. It felt good.
>>
>>385296984
This is the most 90's melody around, I think this was in like 60 different shitty games.
>>
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>>385295549
that's not thicc
>>
>>385297086
>Illbleed
Holy fuck blast from the past
>>
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Stop watching ESA.
>>
The first ever co-op Game Gear run at a marathon. History was made.
>>
RIP Game Gear, we barely knew ye.
>>
>>385297206
Already did, shit's fucking boring
>>
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>>
>the 2hu doll and dog pillow have sunglasses on

RAD
>>
>>385297086
Thats the guy that set up NASA right?
>>
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>>385297369
>>
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Now that's a setup.
>>
Goodnight, ESA thread. You're good people.
>>
>>385297534

Yes, M'lord.
>>
Aww man, goodbye comfy German bros.
>>
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>>385297534

Good night m'lord.
>>
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>Themexicanrunner

More Mexicans than NASA.
>>
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>tompa

Here we go.
>>
Themexicanrunner is polish.
>>
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>>385297704
>tompa isn't bringing his blanket to marathons anymore
his comfy levels are getting disturbingly low
>>
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>
Why are they so fucking slow at uploading vods? I want to watch my summer car.
>>
Man Simba really pulls a Bran and loses the cute factor when he gets older
>>
THIS IS CNN
>>
>shamelessly reusing the Aladdin lava level
>>
>>385298146
They're not even remotely close asset-wise, and Westwood did this game while Capcom did Alladin.
>>
>>385298052
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m28s
>>
>>385298052
Vods are up automaticly dumbass. Even lion king is already watchable
>>
>>385298218
The background art looks identical
>>
What a nice Mexican man.
>>
Oh shit, KZ_Frew hosting!
>>
Fingers flying solo right now on Stream 2
>>
>>385298295
Your mom looks identical (to a very respectable lady)
>>
>>385298506

LONE WOLF
>>
>>385298437
And fucked up every trick while he was at it.
>>
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>>385281626
>^^
>>
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>sgdq
>>
>>385298506
Looks like he's better at this than PoP, been an entire 8 minutes and he hasn't choked yet
>>
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>>385298615
>>
>SGDQ

Gross.
>>
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>All these DGQ roasts during the marathon
>>
>>385281626
Reminder that GDQ will NEVER EVER AGAIN be about the community that created it, they used you and disposed you as soon as they got the big money.
>>
Watch Rocket Knight or Metal Gear 2?
>>
A Hind D?
>>
It's a fucking crime that Metal Gear 2 is being shown on such an obscure channel to 3 live viewers and 300 stream views whilst fat Transsexuals can speed run FF7 for 8 hours to 10,000
>>
A hind D?
>>
what were the good runs so far in this marathon?
>>
>scotfag's gonna sing snek eater

oh god
>>
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Singing snake eater confirmed
>>
ALL DONATIONS ARE ON-SITE PROCUREMENT
>>
>>385298959
>2017
>kojidrones still exist
>>
>furryshit loading screens
yep back to stream 1
>>
>>385299020
My Summer Car
>>
H-HE'S FAST
>>
>>385299020
My Summer Car
GTA: Vice City
RE Remake
>>
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Who /degenerate/ here?
>>
FISSION MAILED
>>
>>385299571
I thought Groose was done being a speedrunner.
>>
METAL

GEAR??!?
>>
>infiltrating the base through vents
>hind d
>follow the guard to the woman's room

MGS seems to have taken a lot from this
>>
Metal Gear? Gray Fox?
>>
>>385298764
ESA is pretty based atm, how long do you think until it becomes GDQ jr.?
>>
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>tfw STILL no gf
>>
>>385299714
Metal Gear Solid 1 is basically a 3D remake of Metal Gear 2.

There are many other things like:

- Memory Shape Key
- Calling a number of the back of the CD case
- Female Soldier in diguise
- Your number 1 fan
- Using Cardboard boxes to teleport across the map
>>
>>385299704
Live right now m'lad.
>>
>>385296909
I haven't bought AA batteries in years, it's probably been a decade by now

the last time I bought any was for my wiimote
>>
>>385299884
At ESA?
>>
Fucking Campbell and his donations.
>>
What was that noise?
>>
>>385300239
twitch
.tv/rwhitegoose
>>
Jungle Evil is the dumbest name in the entire series.
>>
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>>385300431
>>
who the fuck thought having music with vocals playing during an interview was a good idea?
>>
>>385299852
>elevator ambush
Well at least they didn't have optical camouflage in this.
>>
>>385300431
Ultra Box
>>
>>385300431
Dumber than Black Ninja and Running Man?
>>
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>>385300570
>>
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>>
>>385299817
lewd wtf
>>
METAL GEAR?!?
>>
Metal Gear...D?
>>
>>385301000

What's a Russian Metal Gear doing here?
>>
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You can't speedrun jrpgs
>>
https://youtu.be/wk8TEujsJNc
>>
Don't do it
>>
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>>
>>
SNAKE EATER
>>
SNAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>
AND SOMEDAY YOU FEED ON A TREE FROOOOG
>>
>>385301232

yet people keep trying
>>
>poop

I feel so bad for laughing at this name
>>
SNACK EATAH
>>
>>385280982
Does ESA even have trannies? Can't enjoy speedrunning otherwise.
>>
>>
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Surprised I got through that
>>
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What the fuck is he doing
>>
>>385301432
SUPERHOT
SUPERHOT
>>
>>
>>385300431
>solid snake
>liquid snake
>>
Has someone clipped the singing?
>>
>>385299729

eleven months and three weeks
>>
Did I miss anything overnight?
>>
>>385301542
he's creeping me out
>>
>>385301918
Unless you wanna see the most boring speedrun ever with Infamous, no.
>>
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>waste ten dollars on Cambell quotes
>the runner doesn't get it
I had to reenter my card info again 7 times too because PayPal doesn't work.
>>
Bald Jesse Eisenberg is on stream 2.
>>
FF runs are shit.
>>
>Goose calling all non-Goldeneye runners degenerates
Wonder if he'll ever return to GDQ.
>>
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Fake Gunstar Heroes on the second stream.
>>
>>385299125
I hope to see snekpass at a future GDQ/*SA event.
>>
>>385302449
Actually looks pretty neat.
>>
This dude knows how to commentate
>>
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>>385302570
It does look good, but it's a complete rip-off from Gunstar Heroes, like literally same game.
Also, TMR joined the second stream.
>>
>>385302729
It forgot to rip off all the lag frames.
>>
>>385302845
Still lagged a bit though considering it's a 2d game on 5th generation console.
>>
What disease does stream 2 runner have?
>>
reminder there is a second stream that isn't running shitty FF games.
>>
>>385303494
speedrunning
>>
>>385303494
Tfwnogfsorrosiis
>>
>>385293978
yes he is.
>>
>>385303648

Oh dear, it's too late for him.
>>
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>>385303494
>>
>>385281086

That Cosmo voice tho
>>
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>>385296789
>use the power cable
>speaker breaks
>>
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Is the guy playing on the second stream on speed?
>>
>>385303979
Holy shit it]s treasure planet lad
>>
>>385303979
>>385304029
MAH BOI
>>
>>385304029
Freedom planed
>>
>>385303979
he needs to pee NOW
>>
>>385304101
Same shit, both have furries
>>
I missed tmr, does he choked?
>>
>>385304417
Mexicanrunner? He beat the game, but fucked up every trick along the way.
>>
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>what am I doing with my life
>>
>>385304475
like usually
>>
Christ the runner on stream 2 looks like they're a second away from crying.
>>
>>385304683
I can see he once was a lotter fatter then he is now.
>>
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>>385304683
>You face when it's a girl
>>
>>385304732
>he
>>
>>385304683
this is girl?
>>
>>385304760
no no no no no
>>
>>385304683
the face of germany
>>
is this a splatoon ripoff?
>>
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tfw no bf
>>
>>385304886
dont swear
>>
is the luigi's mansion run any good? Never got a chance to watch it at gdq it was always late at night for me
>>
>box pls
lel
>>
dude looks like my grandma
>>
Is there a video of the troll comments yet?
Was during the GTA run.
>>
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>>
Nice puzzle.
>>
this shit reminds me of the old AGDQ

less people
more speedrun
more comfy
>>
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What was wrong with box man?
>>
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coolkid about to run on stream 2
>>
>>385305984
>>385305365
>jrpgs
NOT
EVEN
ONCE
>>
breasts on stream 2
>>
Haha, time for SPC.
>>
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Neat
>>
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>>385306009
>>
>>385306053
>>385306091
truly the superior speedrunning event
>>
ESA is actually fun, its great.
>>
>>385306091
is she even alive? she doesn't move
>>
>the state of indy
>>
>guy on stream 2 has a big tittied blonde gf and you don't

explain yourselves
>>
Weren't there three people running final fantasy?
>>
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>>385306149
She's blinking, so she is moving and alive.
>>
>>385306419
She is twiddling her thumbs and doesn't have a mic.
>>
Bad RNG, jesus fuck.
>>
>>385306494
I WANT TO STUFF HER PIZZA CRUST
>>
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A cute!
>>
>>385306483
Because I have a muscle bara bf.
>>
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>>385306735
Nice legs
>>
>>385306494
I want to buy her soiled cheesy pantsu from a vending machine and inhale deeply.
>>
Wait, WHAT HAPPENED?
>>
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>>385306661
Just make sure to pay for the pizza first.
>>
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>>
WHY CAN'T THESE FUCKING SWEDEKEKS LEARN TO PRONOUNCE J THIS IS MORE CRINGY THAN EDOBEANS KIRBY NOISES
>>
>>385307117
yamp
>>
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>>385306735
Not as good as mia
>>
>>385307117
nice yum
>>
>>385307117
yinx
>>
>>385307190
horse faced bitch
>>
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>>385307190
Mia a best
>>
>>385307117
yoin team
>>
>zipless Megaman
What is the point? It's just a let's play.
>>
>>385307117
Try to pronounce with our J then foreign kek
>>
>sausage Javi is back on the main stream

Dis gonna be gud
>>
What is all this disgusting fun? Can we petition to get this event shut down?
>>
Does ESA have a youtube? I hate watching vods on twitch
>>
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Is that a girl (male)?
>>
>>385307372
https://www.youtube.com/user/EuroSpeedAssembly/videos
>>
>>385307254
This woman just oozes "fuck me"
>>
>>385307372
They do but they said they are going to upload them over the next few months while the twitch VODs are basically instant.
>>
>>385307415
adam's apple
>>
>>385307415

I bet she has a cute dick.
>>
>>385307431
I really want to impregnate her
>>
This Javi dude is pretty entertaining. He was yesterday on the NSMB2 run as well
>>
#CHOKED
>>
>>385308059
is he white though?
>>
How old is this spaniard
>>
>>385308172
>le x is not white
>>>/pol/
>>
>>385308318
>this easily baited
>>>reddit
>>
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>>385308040
>>
>>385308294
Looks like he's on his 30s
>>
>>385307254
is she the cute derpy girl?
>>385307415
She looks cute as fuck, I hope not.
>>
New thread
>>
Great run.
>>
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Stream 2 has all the ladies.
>>
>>385308804
>>385308804
>>385308804
New
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA8Y-O3qzjI
never EVER forget
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