Splatoon 2 night time woomy

>>385277338
PEARL IS GAY

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friendly reminder that Marie is best girl and I love her.

>>385277514
Fuck off Marina.

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How do you fucking compete with this? Shes too perfect

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>>385277514

need 1 person
SW-6929-6694-2091

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This is my woomy
There are many like it, but this one is mine
You guys can tell me if it's fresh tho

So there's a new patch out that fixes the ticket farming. Also balances weapons

>>385277338
I like the game, but dislike that it feels too similar to Splatoon. I can't help but feel like Nintendo rushed this out to ensure early Switch sales. I hope by the time Splatoon 3 comes around, they'll be sure to properly build on the formula.

Also, I love Salmon Run, but hate these times they got it on. I'm sure theire going around the Jap's schedules, but it's still lame.

>>385277838
Definitely feels to me like they were gonna do a port but decided to put in just enough to call it a sequel so it didn't seem like Switch had too many ports. Are dualies seriously the only new fucking weapons?

>>385277572
>tattoo
And it was almost perfect.

>>385277962
The brella is also new, although currently it can only be used in single player.

>>385277962

Brella

>>385277785
>hear about update
>go into game
>see 1.1.1 still
>immediately farm 50 tickets each before updating
feelsgood

>>385277962
There are more new weapons coming like the brella that is only in single player right now

>>385278009
>>385278017
>>385278046
speaking of brella no one has answered me why that's confined to single player still

>>385277998
You were wrong last time and you're wrong this time

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Just got finished playing for the night. Haven't had the time to play much yet (focused on clearing the campaign first, then currently only level 8), but I'm having a lot fun. The game feels even fresher than normal since I haven't played the first one since the Callie vs Marie splatfest.

It helps that in the majority of the games I've been put in so far, I've been carrying my teams as far as inking the most ground and splatting the most enemies. Never felt so dominant before

>>385278151
It's not what you call a simple to use weapon. You can't just fire it indiscriminately and get kills with it. That and I think it changes the meta. The brella would be immensely useful in Tower Control.

>>385278151
probably just to dangle the shiny new weapon in our faces before they eventually release it. It seems like it would be pretty cool in multiplayer.

>>385278151
Feels stupidly good to me. Probably needs balancing.

>>385278580
They're probably deciding what sub weapon and special for it. Although I'm almost certain it's getting the Ink Storm special.

>>385278697
>lay down ink storm
>shoot an umbrella
>push in
Yeah, that could be cool.

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>>385277338
Splatoon 2 should have been on the PS4.

>tfw you heard about the exploit before the update.
Grinding to 99 rank boost tickets now.
Tell me I'm not going to be banned /v/.
Please.

>>385278697
Sub should be Splash Wall or Sprinkler. Also because it's an umbrella I don't really know how useful that'd be.

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>>385277572

>>385278847
I just got a 3 day ban, farmed 50 tickets each.

>>385278847
You can get banned for a bit, stay safe.

>>385278847
You won't be banned
Lobbies would be empty if they did

>>385278845
As a psn game

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>Salmon run is at 2am
I really want to play it already.
AHHHHHHHH

>>385278867
That would make it too defensive. It's probably getting the Ink Mine or Toxic Mist.

>>385278974
What does it say when you get banned?

>>385278847
Singleplayer is offline, how would they ever know those tickets aren't legit?

>>385278939
>>385278974
Appreciate the warning, but I would like proof before I update.

>>385278974
>>385278939
I know this is a troll but I wouldn't care much
More time to work torwards hero weapons

>>385279198
Well, just do it yourself my man.

>>385278847
I don't see you getting banned as you're most likely to be getting your ass kicked when you gain absurd amount of levels like that. And gold isn't that hard to gain. The tickets just seem like a non-issue here.

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>Ninja gear doesn't come with stealth jump and or ninja squid

>>385277762
>buying burger king toys
Kill yourself.

>>>/vg/

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>want to play a mode that's in the game
>it's only available for a few hours every day

what did nintendo mean by this?

>>385279387
I'm already good at the game though
I just want weapons

>>385277338
Likes
>More fucking Splatoon. Considering the Wii U was dead in the water, I'm grateful as fuck Nintendo didn't decide to let Splatoon die along with the console it debuted on just because it did so poorly
>Salmon Run is pretty fucking fun. Basically the only mode where you can team up with friends
>No bullshit insta-win specials like Bubbler or Kraken
>Gyro sensitivity options

Dislikes
>Still can't change your loadout in between games unless you drop out of the queue
>A little too familiar; feels more like Splatoon 1 Deluxe rather than a true sequel
>Connection issues still make it frustrating when the end results are dependent on which team's connection shat the bed first
>can't team up with your friends despite Salmon Run proving Nintendo was fully capable of doing so
>Salmon Run only being available at certain times
>Ranked feels unfairly frustrating; maps seem to be designed specifically for Turf War

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just stocked up on 99 for both tickets, now to save up til there's an update that raises the level capacity like the last game did

Map rotation really should have been set at 3 instead of staying at 2

>>385279523
Okay?

>>385279769
It's odd, but it really looks like there's an extra space for another map

>>385278151
They did the same thing with Splatoon 1 two years ago. They had several maps and new weapons already on the disk that they released slowly over the few months after release. People already sifted through the data and knew what we would get.

Ok, how do I git gud at Ranked? I'm usually carrying in Turf War, but I can't push a fucking tower to save my life

>>385278697
the weapons have already been datamined.

Splatbrella gets sprinkler and inkstorm
Sorella Brella gets Toxic Mist and splat bomb launcher

>>385279563
>>A little too familiar; feels more like Splatoon 1 Deluxe rather than a true sequel
Anon, considering a majority of sequels of other games that you have seen and played, can you really say it's not a true sequel as compared to them?

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Post your progress so far.

>>385280138
Speaking of that there was a Google Drive with future weapons for Splatoon 2 and I can't find it anymore. Anyone got a link?

>>385280138
A good chunk of that data was merely placeholders as most of them were just names but had no stats in it.

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>>385277998
Go be gay somewhere else.

>>385280337
Level 16
Splat Zones C-
Tower Control C+
Rainmaker C
110000 turf inked

>>385280436
But /v/ is the gayest place on the internet. Where else can he go?

>>385280436
>not liking colored scars makes you gay
Hmm......

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Schoolsquids and delinkquents, bby.

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>>385280517
/v/ has plenty of gay threads up. He can go there while we appreciate Marie.

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>>385280337

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>>385280604
>colored scars
>not appreciating a beautiful piece of art on a beautiful woman

Never played Splatoon even though I had a WiiU

>not able to create a queue
>Can't change guns/equip without leaving the room
>Servers disconnect players all the time, leaving 3v4
>Overall terrible matchmaking

Outside of that though, I like everything else about the game. The characters/atmosphere/music is on point and the game modes are amazing when you actually get a good game going.

I don't see the multiplayer holding up for me though unless they fix some of these things.

>>385277338
What are the odds I get BTFO by Nintendo for doing to ticket exploit?

>>385280604
Sorry for insulting your Jewish faith anon, it was insensitive of us

>A FUCKING GENOCIDE

Potentially stupid question, but why wouldn't Splatoon 2 come with all or most of the maps from Splatoon 1 already in rotation? I'm finding myself missing maps like Saltspray Rig and Kelp Dome. Sure, they could be introduced later as free DLC, but I would like for future content added to this game to actually be new and not recycled Splatoon 1 material

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>>385277572
Disgusting

>>385280181
Play similarly to turf war while keeping your proximity close to the tower as you support gunfire.

When you respawn be sure to take the route least inked and spray it. Won me a ton of tower games the extra civer delayed them hard.

>>385280436

More busty squids please

>>385280929
I'd expect they're revamping the ones planned to return similar to how they did with port mackerel's sponges and moray towers' rails
they said not every map from the first is returning but once everything is finished it's going to have more maps total

>>385280839
Splatoon 1 veteran with 150+ hours on that game here. Completely agree with everything you said. I loved the motherfucking shit out of Splatoon 1, but it got stale disgustingly fast if you were playing by yourself. It was always fun to return to it every once in a while, but after the first few months after its release, I basically only played it around the time of the Splatfests

>>385280878
Not very. PR nightmare. Gives no real advantage in multiplayer. Lobbies would be empty as most people abused it.

>>385280337
Level 21
Splat Zones: B+
Tower Control: B
Rainmaker: B-

Currently main either the Jet Squelcher or the Slosher.

>>385280782
the art isn't beautiful when the canvas is a living thing

Has Splatoon 2 been datamined yet?

>>385277998
Agreed. Tattoos ruin a lot of girls

>>385280303
Not him, but I can. Maybe if the campaign wasn't nearly identical to the first game's, it'd feel less like a DLC pack. Right now with only the dualies, salmon run (that isn't available enough) and remixed campaign stages being new content it's a very light update.

>>385281034
How do I play if I'm on the tower? Or am I basically just entrusting my life to my team at that point?

>>385281125
That really sounds like what ill be getting out of it after I hit level 30. The gun variety is really cool, and is good incentive to level up at least, so I will definitely play the game until I hit 30 and then probably do the Splatfests as they come along.

I hope they fix some of those things though. No way in hell I'd pay 20 bucks a year for online if this ends up being all we get for it.

>>385279523
What the fuck are you talking about? The splatling is NOT a burger king toy.

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Everytime my team gets a fucking Aerospray it's some mouth breathing retard who can't defend themselves for shit, but every time the enemy gets one it's some sniper elite mother fuck who never dies

So how good is the Toxic Mist? I'm worried that shit is screwing with my Splash-o-Matic.

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>>385281323
All you can do is pray your team keeps the blaster/bucket spam away from you.

>>385281427
if you nail it dead center on someone they're totally fucked

>>385280782
I appreciate real art done on a canvas like normal, functioning grown men, and women.

>>385281329
If the first game is any indication, they'll bump up the level cap after the game's been out for a while, so if you're anal about maxing rank, that'll give you some motivation to grind out games

>>385281323
Assuming you are with your team, jump off and provide support around the tower. If necessary scout ahead and ink EVERYWHERE while not overextending.

Be ready to leg it back to the tower if you stray too far asap. If your team is dynb and you are on the tower, either spray and pray at the front or stay squid form and hide behind the centre spike on the platform.

I normally hop on to claim tower then jump off and stay along its sides to provide fire support and ink all turf i can.

I'm about 50 hours into the game. Still haven't touched story mode or ranked. Turf war and salmon run is all I really care about

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>Aero on Academy on Turf

>just got get squelcher
Say your fuckin prayers kids.

>>385281687
Salmon Run, I get, but Turf War? I mean, I like it, but I got tired of it pretty quick.

>>385281239
So what you're telling me is that new game mode, new weapons/sub/specials, new gear, new maps, new bosses for the campaign and new content released over a year would not constitute as a sequel but as a DLC pack? I have played enough sequels of other games to know that's more than qualifies as a true sequel.

>>385281687
ranked is much more fun, better modes

You also level up faster and get more cash out of ranked

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>off the hook had no appearance in the campaign, played no part in reuniting the squid sisters

marinafags will defend this

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>>385281852
go fuck yourself Marina

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>>385277338
>for some reason cant get online even though internet is fine
>say fuck it and finish the last sector of story mode and beat the game
>jump back to hub world and still cant get online
>realise i need to update game
>here all the crying about people not being able to grind tickets for food bonuses
>have 8 50% exp increase and 1 double
>not autistic enough to sit there and grind all that shit
>update game while not giving a single fuck

Typical autistic scrubs trying to pretend they are better than they are by being at higher levels and having perfect rolls.

I was an S rank in Splat 1 and not all of my gear had perfect stats but i still managed to play at high level.

Im still playing with gears that have missing slots because im only lvl 17 right now and im still climbing ranks.

Perfect gear doesn't make a skilled player scrubs!

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>>385281794
>splatzone
>academy
>some buffoon on the enemy team with jet squelcher sitting on the same spot just above the spawn ledge trying to cover the zone from there

>>385281687
Story mode isn't the reason why anyone would play Splatoon 2, but I found it worth it to put time into due to getting invested in learning what happened to the Squid Sisters post-Final Splatfest. It's nice to be able to replay the stages with your weapon of choice unlike the first game where that privilege was locked behind Amiibo paywalls and wasn't even an option for every stage.

I wasn't a huge fan of Ranked in the first game and I still don't find it as fun as Turf War, but after seeing so many of my friends earn S ranks in the first game, I'm determined to try my best to do so here

>>385281427
It's good. Just unlocked the splash and it's as solid as ever.

>>385280082
Splatfests have 3-stage rotations which is what that space is for. Why can't that just be the default I thought back in the first game but they're still fucking doing this again.

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>>385280337
Jr carrying me through those ranks

>>385281881
The average sequel of other games do more, though, at least out of the gate. Salmon run is fun but sequels are rarely carried by the addition of a horde mode. There are 5 bosses in the campaign, and yet the Octostomp and DJ octavio return.

Since right now there's only one new weapon playable in multiplayer so far... It really feels like I'm still playing Splatoon 1.

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how to ranked, for everymode not just splat zones

Did they seriously patch the ticket farming? How? Do they only spawn once now? Good thing I maxed out both of them a couple of days ago.

>>385282138
You're getting 2 hours map rotation already. That's practically double of what you would get from the original.

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Who else grinded tickets here before the patch?

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>>385277762
I like it, the hookcans look retarded on real people but they look really good on inklings.
Rate my woom, I tried to make a contact lens set.

Holy FUCK I've never been so mad at a game as i am right now in ranked.

HOW ARE THEY ALL SO BAD

>>385282324
>The average sequel of other games do more
Hahahaha. Oh god no. The average sequel would just be the same exact shit. You are most likely cherry picking the exception, not the norm, when it comes to content of sequels. Just a new game mode is already what most a significant chunk of other game's sequels has over the original and maybe a new weapon/map or two.

>>385280337
>get bumped to B- for free by having good teammates
>doesn't matter no friends for league play
>get absolutely shit on once I start playing again
>afraid to go back to ranked so just trying to hone skills and level up in turf war
I miss salmon run.

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>>385282387
I didn't max it out but I got about 60.

>>385282371
Doesn't change the fact it's still 2. 2 hours of the same 2 stages is still too much. Especially when the RNG gives you the same one over and over again. At least throw in another to increase the probability a bit of getting another.

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>>385282616
C rank is literal hell anon, hope you can see the light of B soon

Alot of shitters got to B last time I was on it, hope they got fucked back to C next time I hop on

>>385282387
>didn't grind tickets when I heard about it days ago
>didn't grind tickets when I had the change even after the update dropped
I'm going to be kicking myself for this, I'm sure.

what is the legitimate hype on this game? i seen the vids and its just terrible looking.

>>385282703
Unless you start exactly at the same time as the new map rotation, you're more than likely to get 4 maps within a 2 hour time frame. And that's not adding in maps from other modes like League, Ranked, Turf War.

>>385282927
it's fun
people want to fuck the characters
that's it

>>385282986
That's two things most other games don't have.

>>385282927
It's a pretty fresh take on the online multiplayer shooter genre and it just oozes with Nintendo's style/charm. I'd recommend trying it out or playing Splatoon 1 if you haven't already

>>385282387
Grinded 99 xp tickets last night, no way I was going to reach sector 5 in time to grind the money tickets

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>>385282927
It's fun
In all actuality it's an interesting take on the third person shooter genre that's easy to get into yet has an extremely high skill ceiling

Is quick super and ink recovery up useful?

>>385281881
yes

>>385277338
sad that i cant play this game yet, don't have a switch
been playing the first splatoon to cope
i love this game

>>385283169
>extremely high skill ceiling
eh
higher than you'd expect but not that high

>>385280967
shouldn't you be in some glass dome sucking octarian cum out of this ugly bitch right about now

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Woomy

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>>385282387
>There are people in this thread right now without max tickets

>>385283185
all gear abilities are useful but it's ultimately dependent on what weapon type you're using

>>385282387
198 tickets here, feels good man

>>385283524
Not sure if I'll regret it later, but I want to play this game as honestly as possible

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>>385283495
>turf war
>octobrush

>>385277785
Time2Farm

>>385283495
>octobrush
No one cares.

>>385283608
>have 20 tickets of each
>enough for 800 combined games
>still compelled to grind
Have fun with the game anon

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Am I cursed? What am I suppose to do about this? Its been like this for 2 days and I went from 19 superfresh to dry. I just cant deal with the curling bombs anymore.

>>385280929
Contrary to what shitposters say, this isn't a simple port. The devs admitted that Splatoon 2 is built from the ground up. That means that they're not simply 'porting' over the maps, they're having to remake the entire thing, with the added on bonus mechanics and reworks they want inside them.

>>385283718
>>385283837
>people are finally catching onto the fact that octobrush is a shitter weapon that requires no aim or skill

>>385284000
how o people realistically die to curling bombs
is it because you can adjust the fuse

>>385283495
>turf war
>only 1000p
>crutchbrush
yawn

>>385281687
I'll never understand this. Turf War is boring as fuck and Rank, although salt-filled, is fun and intense.

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>>385284000
>brush

So what weapons are respectable to you fat neckbeards in turf war?

>>385284059
Its the coverage from the special. It's not about dying to them. Although they do blow me up out of splash down a lot.

>>385284092
Opinions dude

Is Splatoon an arena shooter?

>>385284171
Ones you don't use salty brushfag

>>385284171
>turf war
who cares

>>385283524
I capped myself at 50 because I was lazy. That's like 2000 games though, should easily get me to level 30. (Also got 50 cash tickets, which I'll have to use one soon since I spent all my money on shades)

Not liking tower control so far. Mostly consists of me being the only one willing to get on the tower while my teammates fuck around somewhere near the spawn point and leave me to die.

>>385284171
anything that's not a blaster, brush or slosher

Is this game fun?

>>385284257
I'm not sure what your list is supposed to be because blaster is arguably shit at covering turf while sloshers are great at it. Brushers are in-between.

>>385284138
Inkbrush sucks though
I respect him for not using the tryhardbrush

>>385284302
Very much so

>>385277785
>Also balances weapons
Did the Aeropsray get a buff yet?

>It's an enemy team is full of aerospray shitters episode

>>385283387
no

>>385284302
the funnest gamemode is locked nearly half the time for some reason

>>385284171
Splattershot Jr.
Splattershot
Tentatek Splattershot
N-ZAP '85
Splattershot Pro

>>385284348
it's about how much of a cunt you are of a player
blasters rate just below brushes and squelchers specifically

why are the splatoon generals so shit?

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>Salmon is available when people are asleep or during the time they have work

I really hate how they lock out an entire mode that is the most fun for more than half the day. The maps I can give a pass but come on Nintendo what's the reasoning behind this?

>>385284481
I like these more than /ink/ desu
sadly these will only last another month at most

Never played the original, currently using the 56 Gal. Is the 96 really this epic xddd no accuracy xxd gun or is it fine?

>>385284470
How is splattershot ok and not the brush. Splattershot is the easiest weapon to use in turf war

>>385284478
I use tri-slosher and I'll be the first to admit it's extremely easy to use effectively, coupled with a team-buffing special. I hope maining splatling gun as well compensates for my cuntishness.

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I haven't gotten splatoon 2 yet, but I played a shit ton of splat1. I didn't care about ranked mode and I didn't like anything but roller so I pretty much just played turf war with the the second roller I bought. I like to think that I'm pretty alright, and I killed it in the world premiere, but I'm curious.
How man of you play with the roller and how do you feel about it as a class?

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>tower control
>quickly kill everyone myself at the start and get all the way to check point 2
>kill everyone before dying
>no one caps the fucking tower
>wait to respawn
>NO ONE CAPS THE FUCKING TOWER
>every respawns and kill my whole team, we lose quick there after
Sub B ranked is the fucking worst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE2BBOUp6SI

All rise for the anthem, let's go out and prove our loyalty to Grizzco.

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>>385277651
Well, that's not how she looks at all, so...

Wake me up in 1.5 hours.

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>no matter if we win or lose, I'm always at the bottom of the table

when do I git gud?

>>385284171
>Turf War
Literally for people below level 10, casuals, or children.

>>385284715
>initially thought this was some kind of shrunken Pearl in a womb being ejaculated into
I need help

>Salmon Run at 2AM
B-but I sleep then!

Why are sloshers and brushes so fucking OP?

could i probably get all the salmon run rewards if i play 2-4 hours

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>>385284717
Two more hours.

Ranked modes are never fun. Solo queue is just hell, there's no point to it. Turf war does a better job conveying individual skill.

>>385284585
I'd rather not browse any splatoon threads than browse /ink/ tbqh. I don't know how they actually manage to be worse than the average /v/ thread, but they do.

>>385284591
In Splatoon 1 it was a huge part of the meta. It kills in 2 hits guaranteed I believe. It's TTK is pretty fucking ridiculous.

Splatoon 1 was
>Dynamo Roller
>E-Liter 3k (with Burst bombs specifically)
>Luna Blaster
>.96 Gal

I think there were more but those are what I remember the most.

Anyone else hooked on that rhythm minigame?

>>385284825
But ranked isn't fun

Typical /v/ response of
>you need to git gud

No, tug of war just isn't fun

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Reminder that all non-Grizzco corporations are run by Lucifer himself, and all recruitment offices steal the soul of honest hardworking interns.

Thanks for listening.

>>385285047
There's some songs that aren't in it without Happy Meal toys. I can't find the boss theme anywhere.

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>>385285175
git gud

>>385277338
>woomy
yes splatoon fans are definitely not pedophiles

>>385284649
the splattershot can't kill enemies 3 feet to the side of their aiming reticle like the octobrush

>>385285202
I LOVE YOU BOSS.

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playing Sanitizarium with the dualies right now

>>385285041
.96 Gal Deco, big, big difference.

>>385285318
it's just a thing the squids say you pervert

Where do you check the Salmon schedules

>>385285469
Wasn't the Deco preferred because it had Splash Wall? Splash Wall was ridiculously OP meta shit too, dunno how it is in Splatoon 2.

>>385285479
Press x in the square then go to stages

>Tower control in the sports gym takes a fucking century to finish and never usually ends with a knockout
>Towers tower control ends in fucking 30 seconds
This is truly the worst stage in the game

>>385285202
Does anyone else legit love Mr. Grizzco and want to make him proud? I want to work hard for him.

Will there be a bundle for the new amiibos?

>>385285202
Thanks based Grizzman.

>>385285618
That and a get out of jail free card in Kraken.

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BEEP BEEP. BEST SINGLE PLAYER STAGE THEME COMING THROUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weJl5SlPMU4&t=21s

WHY IS PEARL SO FUCKING UGLY

>That dualies stage in the final world
This should have been the entire singleplayer. Just nothing but grinding around doing trick jumps.

>>385285913
Fuck off Marina.

>>385282387
Wait, did they actually patch it?

Reminder if you're not using melee weapons in Tower Control, you're fucking yourself out of free wins.

>>385285202
>provides excellent training detailing all the major enemies you will encounter and gives you an employ handbook detailing every possible thing that could happen on the job
>provides an outlet for directionless youth to find employment
>exterminates pests who collaborate with the octolings
>is hip with the kids and provides goods and services that are useful and help further the hobbies of his employs
>shuts down his establishment at certain times so that his employees can have we deserved rest for their contributions to his small start up company
Grizzman is a great boss, he did nothing wrong

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>>385277572
I'll be taking her.

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>tfw sucking up and getting good at the gyro controls

I guess it took me a while to realize I could still use the stick to move the X Axis when I want to move the camera around a lot. Now it feels a lot better.

>>385285202
Yes, I sure do love working for Grizzco™! It is the best job in the world, both Fun™ and Rewarding™!

(Grizzco is not responsible for any on-site injuries or deaths)

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>tfw nips have caught up with inkling boy armpits

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>>385282505
>thought the Fake Contacts were going to give you octopus pupils or something
>they don't, and only serve to be worn when you don't want to actually wear any headgear

and then Splatoon 2 came out and Marina has those exact same eyes that I've been coveting.

I hate Port Mackerel.

>>385285202

Grizzco is the real deal, I began with only the clothes I was wearing and now I own a yacht. It' crazy!

I like Port Mackeral.

>>385286292
That's the artist that makes Made in Abyss, if you fags didn't know.

He got banned for a later post that included a squid girl that was too lewd.

>>385286086
Just use anything with a suction bomb

>>385286467
Not surprised. That dude has no boundaries when he puts his pen to lolis.

>>385286467
You don't happen to have this loli do you?

I am indifferent to Port Mackarel

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>>385285910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leVc2qNukCQ

out of the way

>>385286585
No one saved it as far as I know. All of his other posts are still up.

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I suck dick at Port Mackerel and I don't know why.

>>385286627
It's the Final Destination of Splatoon. Not the most exciting map, but there's depth to its simplistic layout

>>385286562
He has no boundaries when it comes to drawing kids in general, he draws a ton of lewd shota stuff as well.

>>385285635

I feel retarded now. Thanks man.

Tfw Ill only be playing on the 29th.

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>>385285202
I just want to know what Mr Grizz actually is.

I'll be mad if he's not a legit 100% actual bear

>>385286876
What fish eat salmon eggs
Probably one of those

>>385286876
They'll never reveal his identity dude. And I'm perfectly happy with that because now I can imagine him always as some fatass bear in a lounge chair chowing down on salmonids while he makes a bunch of kids farm them all for him.

Can't use shops till level 4, can't stay connected in a goddamned match

>>385286124
>shuts down his establishment at certain times so that his employees can have we deserved rest for their contributions to his small start up company

Humorously this actually pisses people off

all Salmon Run needs to do (besides be on a consistent schedule) is give you xp too

but then I'd probably never play any other mode

>>385286876
He's the seabear from spongebob. Remember how he was working with squidward to steal eggs from the people of bikini bottom?

>>385286124
>>385287303
I'm pretty sure the off-time is just so he can gorge himself on fish eggs

tfw you finally get your favorite weapon back.
I fucking missed you Jet Squelcher.

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How long do we have to wait until they start updating the splatoonwiki? I need gear info.

Why is there no salmon run on the 28th. Fuck me.

>>385287306
God I fucking wish.

>>385287509
What would be an acceptable Salmon Run schedule, I guess:

>Run for 12 hours on weekdays
>24 hours on weekends and holidays

I can see Salmon Run being closed during splatfests too. But seriously their scheduling seems random as fuck

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>tfw nips are finally being matched with you
I thought nintendo fixed this. I don't want to play against moon nips

>>385287823
Probably just a weeb.

>>385282387
What is this exploit? I wasted so much time 100%ing single player and I wound up with maybe 40 different tickets spread out. I wasn't doing it for the tickets, but I already updated, so fuck.

>Aerospray tard in our team
>Ranked
>C-
>Level 10
>Paints the entire level
>Aims at the floor
Every fucking time. Please, when the fuck will they press rules? I rather get carried by the Japs than this.

>>385287918
something about just doing levels with easy to pick up tickets and bailing out

>>385287918
there were tickets for money and cash in the overworld of area 2 and 5 that would refresh every time you went back to the hub town

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>>385283495
Are you assholes happy now?
No brush

>Spend about 2 hours on a drawing
>Click Post
>You need a social media account linked to it
>Don't have one
>Not linking one just for this
>Switch saves doodle to album automatically
>Exit game
>Doodle gone in-game anyways

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>>385288132
>placating salty brush haters

>>385288132
still turf war
the easiest game mode
try ranked

>>385288132
>lv 19
>still playing turf war
Must be fun beating literal 12 years old.

>>385288213
so what's the issue
don't tell me you were drawing for attention yet don't have an account somewhere else

1. Starfish Mainstage
2. Humpback Pumptrack
3. Sturgeon Shipyard
4. Inkblot Academy
5. The Reef
6. Musselforge Fitness

All of these are worse than the original Splatoon launch maps EXCEPT the original pre-remake Urchin Underpass which was pure ass.

>that one lvl 27 on the opposite team

What abilities you recdomend use for Dualies?

I always liked stocking Swim and Run Ups, but to this day I can't tell if Run Up works while you're shooting with something that isn't a splatling.

Also when do you unlock the ability to add slots? I'm level 20 and Rank A and still nothing.

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>tfw no splatoon 2 amiibo
This looks adorable

>>385288353
>>385288378
I played ranked on the first one and it sucked.

I was good at it too. I just didn't like it

>>385288541
The item you get for adding slots is locked until the first splatfest, the items you get based on your rank are what you use to add them.

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>thought the little tube rail things added to Moray Towers would make a difference
>they don't because nobody uses them
>Splatoon 2 has one-way rails that can be grinded on allowing you to shoot while being on them
>they're present on the Octoling engagement version of Moray Towers and it's way more fun

I probably wouldn't do the same exact layout but they're more interesting

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Does anyone know how this weapon system thing works? I got an orange flag on my dual wields and a green on the ag

>>385288418
I just wanted a doodle with my inkling. There's no reason a social media account should be required to share an image in game

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>>385288696
iktf

>>385288446
Humpback Pumptrack and The Reef are really good. Inkblot and Sturgeon are a little annoying. The others I like or feel indifferent to.

>>385288892
Fuck, that looks so much better than the old Samurai set.

>>385288861
You mean your weapon freshness?

>>385288696
Looks like some mental illness genderfluid lesbian

>>385288446
I like Humpback outside of Splat Zones.
In SZ its complete cancer since the zone is above the rest of the stage, making it a bitch to attack.

>>385288751
So there's no option to pay for it like in 1? Fuck. I'll have to wear ugly ass 3 star gear instead of just adding slots until splatfest

>>385289069
You could pay for it in the original? I don't remember that being a feature when I first played.

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>>385288446
>he doesn't like Starfish Mainstage, Inkblot Academy and Humpback Pumptrack

>>385289069
You probably will be able to pay for it once rerolls actually become available.

>>385289123
Compare the three you just mentioned to Saltspray Rig, Walleye Warehouse, and Blackbelly Skatepark.

Saltspray Rig alone has more diversity in its layout than all three of those combined.

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>tfw hearing the fully orchestrated final boss music
My fucking dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-BhOT3L83c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbDpqJZj_OQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRcGdUTNrI

>>385288696
given the additional hairstyles i can see them releasing some additional amiibos with the other hairstyles, rather than doing recolors like splatoon 1.

>>385288951
Does anyone have the picture of tge clothing that gets unlocked by amiibo? I just bought the three splat1 amiibo for spla2n and I want to know what they do.

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>>385289229
Walleye Warehouse wasn't that impressive, anon. Anything is better than that.

Blackbelly was aight in some modes, but garbage in others (Tower Control).

Saltspray Rig though, that was fucking awesome in every mode. I miss Rig.

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>>385289352
i gotchu

>>385288951
You're kidding right?
That looks worse than the old samurai gear.
The ninja gear is hideous in comparison.
The only thing wrong with the samurai gear is the color.

>>385288951
I like them both, but ninja aesthetics would suit my playstyle better.

>>385289478
are you... blind?

>>385289457
Got the male version?

>stuck between 8.0 and 9.0

I JUST WANT MY FRESHNESS BONUS

>>385289457
>Boys still have the hairclip from the Splatoon 1 school outfit for some reason
>Despite that they don't get a skirt

gay shit

>>385289249

Bomb Rush Blush was pretty shit but god DAMN Tidal Rush was great.

Final boss could have been GOAT with a Marie phase were you sniped from the flying truck.

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>>385289457
Thanks a ton babe

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>Find my dead father's iPhone
>Manage to get it working
>Am finally able to use Splatnet
>Find it's underwelming as fuck.
I did find out I went 34-16 in my last 50 games, if that's a good thing.

I haven't updated yet, should I go grind tickets in single player?

What are some good abilities to mix with the Slosher?

Are the servers still under maintenance?

>>385289674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXkpTH8O7W0&t=0s

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>>385289730
There's a certain shirt that looks like a skirt from the back for the boys

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>don't get much time off from work
>have off Monday finally get to play Salmon Run
>closed
>have off Wednesday
>closed

Now here I am up waiting for 2am so I can play this game mode for fucking once. Goddamn it I like this game, but this is just bananas

>>385289354
Rig probably won't come back due to being imbalanced at high levels. One side has more walls you can hide behind because you need the wall to be on your left if you wanna shoot from behind it.

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why do some of my weapons show flag colors and others are just grey?

>>385290348
This shift's weapons are total ass. I'm thinking of skipping it

>the stage where you first get the charger

That last segment was annoying. You had to be super precise. Fuck chargers

>>385290474
damn, not him but last shift's weapons were kind of bad as well

>>385290348

>dont get much time off work
>already had two weekdays off this week

that's pretty cute, kid. what do you do, sell lemonade outside the house? nintendbabbys, everyone

>>385290559
Who the fuck inked in your coffee?

Who else feeling embarrass for being a high level C rank shitter here?

>>385290559
I just so happen to get two days off this week faggot

>>385278428
>pop a squigga just above his head with blaster
nah

>>385290531
Chargers are no problem. The only level that I died to a few times was the blaster one with the three launchpads. Middle launchpad and those consecutive hookshot points.

>>385290348

Just remember anon, every time you don't do your part and collect eggs, you make Mr. Grizz cry.

Why the fuck do I get connection problems past 1 am?

>>385277338
I dislike how they did jackshit to balance out 3v4 matches. Just give the team with 4 players a respawn penalty, for fucks sake.

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>Losing armor in the singleplayer overworld makes it so you're only wearing pants

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>tfw when Salmon Run is in 10 minutes

>>385290764
I am, but I always have to carry my team. The shitters will learn.

>>385290885
I want to take the pants off all squid boys

What is the go to weapon if I want to be a support bitch and spam Ink Armor?

>>385290868
You don't get penalized if you lose on the lesser team though.

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>>385290928
Who here wants to form up a team for profreshonals?

Or can we cheese shit by having a low rank guy be the leader so we can have easier waves?

>>385290972
Probably the N-Zap. Plus it's good.

>>385290557
They were alright if people realized what their roles were supposed to be.

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>>385290885

>>385290972
>>385291096
N-Zap, yeah. I've seen some guys do well with the Tri-slosher, but I'm not one of those guys.

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>>385290958
Keep an eye on the anime, then. It's based off this manga.

>>385290885
>>385291125
wait how

I recall losing your armor leaves you with a tank top

>>385291021
I know. That won't be helping you during the match though. It only makes it feel worse, cause the game clearly knows when did you have a disconnect, so they could implement a respawn penalty easily.

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Who would win?

>>385291205
In the overworld you wear less and lose it all when you take too much damage. I don't know how to lose it all in normal levels.

>>385291205
That's a boy.

>>385291365
I know. Boys with no armor in singleplayer have a tanktop too.

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>rainmaker rank A
>shield's popped, nobody touches it, everyone's splatting
>sit in mid, camping in ink
>nobody around
>fuck it
>pick it up and cap it without seeing a single fucking person

ITS SALMON RUN TIME

>>385290559
>thinks a normal job isn't 5 days a week
??

>>385277514
>all those PearlxMarina drawings
is this supposed to be a bad thing?

IT IS TIME, MY BOYS

>>385291575
I need teammates who don't suck

1418-5835-8201

>>385291306
cute crazy rabbid bomb lady

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Woomy?

>>385291071
I'd play if you'd like, just made profreshonal last time Salmon Run was up

>>385291659

WHO'S READY TO MAKE MR GRIZZCO PROUD?!

>aerosprays in Tower Control

>>385291748
add
>>385291664

>right on time kid, I've got pain for ya

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>>385289619
must be

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>>385291839
muh pic

>>385291306
>Didn't put the minion in weapon shop guy costume