What is the most autistic thing you've did in a video game?

>>385271645
It's "you've done," you fucking mong.

>>385271645

When I was young and was playing Pikmin 2, I would reset even if one pikmin died idk why I couldn't let them die.

>>385271645

i remember this thread, my answer is the same

there was this dungeon crawler called elminage original, i liked the game so much i collected EVERY SINGLE ITEM on it, just so that i could fill the item book 100%

doing this also included stealing an item from a boss, you can only steal an item from a boss if you are higher than his level, the level of this boss was 1200

so basicaly i had to grind 1000 level with a thief until i could steal this item just because of that, the best part is that the item in question is weaker than your starting weapons

let's see other thing i've done
100% disgaea, beating baal and all
tried (without success) to beat shiren the wanderer 99F dungeon
oh i once hacked chocobo dungeon for the wii in order to learn about some secret password, i even got featured in gamefaqs

Killed all the black people or niggers as I like to call them.

>>385271645
>tfw emenius is a bigger oldfag than 95% of this site
>shitpost in his crazy threads like 6+ years ago

Getting the Cygnus Knight skill in Maplestory as a Corsair only because I wanted to shoot sharks

Some flash game developer I had a personal history with made a niche card game where you could make your own cards with pictures, and you were able to set abilities to them.

I made a Kirby-themed deck with renders from the game and with related abilities. The deck was the height of the metagamed, and thus I only lost to one other dedicated autist. Our games lasted us till the wee hours.

Then the developer proceeded to marry interracial and barely has a presence online anymore. That game was fun as fuck, though

>>385271645
I played a video game once.

When I play Hearts of Iron I'll have a division that will become veterans pretty quick, and make up a backstory as I shuffle them along the frontline so they don't get wiped out. Sometimes I'll say shit aloud, like I was an announcer in 1944, if I'm alone like, "The 83rd, on the frontlines in France; although tired and weary our boys are out there, fighting the German warmachine for the allied victory!"

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>>385273101
Get an edge of this guy

>>385274507
how cute
as long as it isn't HOI4

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>>385271645
Is this character from something? I want to fap to porn of it.

Spent over four hours combing through Dark Souls 3 to find where to put that damn bowl after killing the Boreal Dancer. I assumed it would be anywhere but the room I found it in.

>>385273101
>as I like to call them.

this made me laugh really hard for some reason

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>>385274626
>>385276796
>he doesn't recognize Miiverse shitposts

>>385271645
I got very butt hurt mad in a call of duty match and started talking like I was a youtuber at the end of the game in an effort to not make my anger genuine.

>>385276924
got a link to it?

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>>385277103

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Wrote a backstory for my WoW character

Never rped outside my head, never played on RP servers, never exposed any of i just so happened to be attached to that character, so i decided to give him some life

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>>385277231
better than expected

thanks anon

>>385276098
He's an OC but by a porn artist so you're in luck.

>>385277279
I dont RP either, but I like to think of a backstory for my toons aswell

not so much on the writing part... how much did you write anyway?

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>>385277315
>OC

Nevermind. It's not hot to me unless it's corrupting an innocent mascot. Thanks for letting me know.

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>>385271645
I close doors behind me.

>>385277374
>toons
End your life, preferably in the most painful way possible.

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>>385276924
Oh snap, i think i didn't saw that one, here's one of my favorites.

>>385277374
I didn't actually write it, meant to say i created a story for him.

All in my head.

>>385277497
aight nevermind, you're free to go

you almost had autism for a second there

>>385271645
I'm a pretty bad hoarder in video games, that's about it though.

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I self insert in every RPG and MMO, if I create a character in my MMO of choice I'm roleplaying myself in that world and if I create an alt it's me roleplaying as myself in another phase of my life. Say I play an assassin I roleplay what my 12 year old edgy self would've done at that time.

I've been playing MMOs for years and I just can't stop doing this
send help

>>385271645
I like to talk to myself constantly while playing
Threat my pokemon like my pets
I think it's pretty normal in the spectrum compared to others.

>>385277279

When you say wrote...?

>>385277450

get over yourself. toon > char >>>>>> avatar

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>>385273101
>little tom browses /v/

>>385271645
>6/21
>Kill two enemies. Two bullets each.
>2/21
>Walk to the next encounter without reloading.

I ended all my autistic habits and you should too. It's worth it.

Call my character a toon.

>>385277702
you shouldn't threaten your pets

>>385273000
Checked. Also, I remember you.

I guess keeping my storage super organize on RE4.

Spend hours creating characters and downloading mods only to hate the game

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>>385271645
If I really liked a game's world or a character from it, I'll run stories in my head about living in that world or romancing that character. I have an overactive imagination and it helps me get to sleep. Most prominent are scifi universes where I imagine myself doing both mundane and heroic tasks, like working at a console in the engineering section of the Enterprise from Star Trek TNG, or brokering some kind of first contact peace with an alien race in order to stop a war between us and them.

When i play deus ex, i keep jumping to the beat on the hong kong level.

>>385277937
whoa, this was me with Skyrim

>waste HOURS downloading textures and models and fixes
>launch game
>spend more time adjusting the lighting effects
>finally play
>play for 5 minutes and uninstall

>>385278049
This is not autistic in the slightest, and is the proper way to play that level.

>>385271645
I liked collecting books in Skyrim. I'd store the books on a table upstairs in the Solitude POH as well as the bookcases. Game would lag to fuck everytime i ran past that room.

>>385278090
This is literally everyone with Skyrim.

>>385278134
this sounds fucking amazing

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>>385271645
I've beaten The Library of Halo CE on Legendary with only melee strikes.

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Complete a route in Unlimited Saga.

>>385278090
>Skyrim.

That's the exact moment you fucked up. Twenty toonies, please. That's forty bucks in two dollar coins you fat American faggot.

>>385271645
Get a bike in the Los Santos Tower in San Andreas and then driving off just to see if I can survive.

I roll the same characters in every MMO (as in same name, race/class combination). I make up variants of their backstories to fit the lore of the game and I imagine cross over scenarios where they meet different versions of themselves from other games.

>>385278228
What the fuck is your problem Nguyen?

I played Shenmue when it came out on Dreamcast, and never mafe it very far because I wanted to knock on every door to make sure I didn't miss something.

Dear Enemius,
Stop shilling your awful art here

>>385278134
this sounds fucking amazing

how many books did you amass?

>>385278321
14

>>385277731
guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>>385278228
jesus christ calmate mi amigo

i pirated it

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>>385271645
>Be on the spectrum
>Use autism and autist as insults towards others online

Should I feel ashamed?

>>385278374
only 14 and you're lagging??? Do you play on console?

>>385277231
You gotta love the ambition in his threats.

>>385278423
How deep in the autism pie are you?

>>385278423
>Be on the spectrum
>Should I feel ashamed?
yes

>>385278479
He bought in on PS3. His life hurts enough already so fuck off.

>>385278423
I'm not surprised, really

>>385278321
I didn't keep count. I started stacking them neatly on the table. as time went by the stacks eventually toppled over and now the room is a mess. They would sometimes overflow over the balcony from that room to the main one. I'd run in to store my things and then collect the books that leaked out and throw them back in.

>>385278262
Me all day long bby.
I used to think I had a bugged game because CJ would jump off that building and survive with a tiny sliver of health.

>>385278594
COOL STORY BRO

>>385278525
Will he, though?

>>385278518
Meme wise or Psychology wise?
>>385278525
>>385278574
y-you too

>>385278518
I dunno, probably 6 or 7, my dude.

>>385278685
Psychology wise you fucking idiot. Holy shit. Three paragraphs minimum. Apply yourself.

>>385278574
It took you how long to realize the vast majority of oldfags were actually autistic?

>>385278830
>oldfags

Where do you get that idea?

In every game with safe interiors or interiors that don't reset. I intentionally activate every radio/light source in the place to make it feel more active if I ever re-visit. In fallout 3/NV I turn on every radio I see. I try to do so for other games too, making every place as active as possible.

I also clear maps in sections, so for example the South-East, then I move to the Middle-East, or Central-South and work my way up. That's why I hate being asked to do something on the other side of the map early.

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I play games just so I have something to talk about with my friends, because otherwise we don't share any similar interests.

Honestly I just wanna have something I can talk about with them, but everything they like I don't like and everything I like they don't like.

And honestly at this point I'm worried I won't find other people who share my interests.

Won't ever play ASSFAGGOTS though, no matter how much my friends love them.

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I 100% AC1.

>>385278892
Shut the fuck up. I'm asking the questions.

>>385278892
4chan wasn't always reddit-central. We actually used to discuss obscure hobbies at one time.

>>385278992
original autist here
why do you abuse your anonymous persona?

>>385279040
No but what does oldfags have to do with that guy

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I never finish any game I start

If I do finish a game it takes me like 2-3 years of off and on play because I can't get enough motivation to play any game for any period of time.

>>385278984
Yeah, and I'm D.B. Cooper. Take your bait and go fuck (You)rself.

>>385271645
I beat ffxiv heavenward

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>>385272731
That's because those little bastards deserve better, anon.
I felt genuine grief during my second playthrough with friends because I ended up losing seven pikmin to the Pileated Snagret, I actually teared up a little after the fight was over.

I used to ride on top of cars on GTA with the AI driver going where ever. It may be by pure luck but I once found a tank by doing such but I haven't been able to reproduce it whatsoever. Can you even find tanks just sitting about on GTA on normal streets?

>>385273000
>i even got featured in gamefaqs
You may be batshit insane but I respect the fact you do crazy shit so other people doesn't have to. Thank you.

>>385279338
I'd stick ten Pikmin up my ass just to make them drown in my shit. Fuck those gay ass penis plants.

>>385278270
That sounds pretty cool

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>>385279486
I'll rape you to death you senseless nigger. Small, largely helpless things are not for abuse.

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did? I still do

I roleplay any game that I play to be in the my little pony universe and roleplay as my oc pony in any game that allows me to create characters

>>385278423
I shit on people further down the spectrum every day, and I don't care about calling others autists.

>>385271645
Chopped off the limbs and head of a female raider in fallout 3 then jerked off to the ragdoll

>>385279641

>pony

uh oh, he's coming now WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>385279604
Tell that to the two hamsters I just bought.

>>385279641
HE COMES

FOR HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED

>>385279715
Make sure you never rape and kill a woman by mistake. The rush would get you so high you wouldn't be able to stop.

>>385279731
>>385279872
This is more autistic than the guy pretending tbqh

>>385279186
I'm telling the truth, though.

>>385279971
What did he mean by this?

>>385279939
>pretending

y-yeah, just a prank bro

>>385280260
I didn't mean it in that way - imagining,

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>>385279840
This is your last chance to release them and delet this comment, gringo.

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Sometimes when I do a large attack in a RPG, I flail my arms over my head in excitement.

It's super ingrained in me and happens almost daily.

>>385277731
are you high or just autistic?

>>385280509
How hard do you flail?

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>>385280761
like this

>>385278293
In shenmue on dreamcast I would blow all my money on toys and the arcade then get more from the old lady the next day

I used to stand up and jump around whenever I played video games up until I was 16. Also when I was around 14 I got into PC games and I had seizure symptoms from extended play where I'd have uncontrollable spasms and the need to hop around whenever I saw an enemy.

>>385280919
Is he still alive?

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>>385271645
Spending 10 years of my life trying to beat a shitty porn flash game...
Now that I have done it, I don't know what to do with my life...

>>385277440
Not a bad thing. I do that too. Don't want an enemy sneaking up on you. One of the scariest things in games

When I play a Monster Rancher game, I name the monsters after something related to whatever CD/DVD I got them from.

>>385280509
I do the same, but instead of flailing I try to copy the motions of the attack itself, sometimes exaggerating the motions for emphasis if I'm excited enough about the fight.

>>385281243
play the sequel

>>385271645
I spent literally days researching gas mix properties, looking through the game's code, hosting my own server to test out everything I did, autistically trying out each combination of temperature/pressure/mols, just to make one person mad.

>>385282258
honk?

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>>385271645
trying to beat mario & luigi dream team using only blocks to save and never retrying battles, only to give up at the very end because i was unwilling to git gud
honorable mention: looking through the quake 3 source to figure out why listen servers had slightly different physics and then doing absolutely nothing with that information

I talk to myself. Not like conversations, but basically verbalizing the thoughts I'm having as I play. I'm playing through Doom 2016 again, so I'll say stuff like "I'll leave this chainsaw ammo for later, I don't need it right now" or "dude, what the fuck is going on? How am I supposed to do this?"

>>385277438
don't be glum, he's done chuck e cheese porn and shit

>>385282796
>and shit

Sorry i'm not into scat you fucking degenerate

>>385279872
>>385279731
He only only is summoned by images

Rp a drunken cosmonaut on ss13, and beat a traitor to death with a bat

I spent 15 minutes running through my most autistic moments trying to determine which were the most abnormal and/or stupid. I then realized that I had only scratched the surface and I was wasting a ton of time trying to develop a response to this thread, which is totally pointless and itself autistic.

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I wrote a gay fapfic about fucking teen Asriel.

>>385284196
post it

>>385282762
I do this too, I don't know about you but it usually happens when the game is good and I'm immersed into it, so it's like I'm talking to the me who's playing the game instead of myself in order not to break the immersion.

>>385278758
You're like a little baby

>>385284490
http://pastebin.com/WJz04wyz

>>385284934
Skip down a bit i swear Im not an autismo

>>385271645
Play one past the age of 5. I know don't judge me..... *shivers*

>easily enthralled by trying to get 100% completion
>even if I don't like the game
>even if going for completion makes me like the game less
This is why I try to stay away from open world games. I just cannot help myself.

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I just purchased FFXIV Complete Edition and I'm not a weeb.

>be 12 playing SA2B
>climb up to the highest spot of Meteor Herd
>jumps off and press B to spin from above to the ground

>>385271645
Hunting for a shiny Pokemon in Pokemon Y through the Masuda Method. It took so goddamn long that I hardly believed I got my shiny when it finally hatched. From that moment on, I've cheated for all my shinies with zero fucking regrets

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>>385277578
>Say I play an assassin I roleplay what my 12 year old edgy self would've done at that time.
You're a beautiful human being and I want you to never stop doing whatever makes you happy.

>>385271761

t. autisctic spergnerd

>>385280684
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>385280976
sounds like you at least had fun

>>385278982
what are your interests then

>>385282258
story?

>>385281081
alive and with a gf unlike you and me

>>385271645

basically 100% any game like Disgaea

you truly have a mental illness if you have played that game from start to finish.

>>385289356
hey, thanks
y-you too

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>>385271645
I make up a self-insert character for every game I play. NOT the main character.
A completely new character that I pretend interacts with the other characters.
If I don't do this, it seems weird to me.

At this point I know I have autism, I just want to know how bad.

>>385292119
What do you mean you make a self insert that isn't the main character? As in an NPC?
I don't understand

Used that personal journal mod in skyrim and would write a page every time before I fell asleep ingame. Maybe not the most autistic thing ever but pretty autismo

>>385292479
I don't see how roleplaying in an rpg is autistic desu

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>>385271645
Destroyed every possible thing in Red faction: Guerrilla. Every single stump and girder and fencepost and little piece of concrete. If it reacts to the hammer by disappearing, I made it disappear.

>>385271645
I have a file on Dragon Age Inquisition that's my Big File. That particular Inquisitor is my "canon" one, and I've clocked over 170 hours on that file and it's still not done.

That's not the autistic part, though. The autistic part is that I wrote an entire backstory for her. A very detailed and involved backstory. For a character whose personal history is barely touched on in-game and doesn't matter. I also wrote and drafted several short pieces for her character that would take place alongside the actual storyline, and based my gameplay around those. For instance, she was a mage who had an affinity for frost but was afraid to use it because she couldn't control it, so I didn't unlock anything but the most basic ice magic on her until well after her clan was killed (which is a whole other thing, but for the sake of the example I won't write it all out). But she was also a pretty bad mage in general since she was keeping her magic bottled up out of fear, so I didn't really let her learn any other spells either until her tipping point.

I also did a Dragon Age Origins playthrough where I decided my character was illiterate since her family was poor, so I never picked up any experience from books. I don't think that quite matches Autismquisitor, though.

>>385292568
considering that RPGs have turned into open world collect-a-thons and quest grocery list shopping roleplaying is pretty autismo now

>>385278423
We are defined by what we despise
Also takes one to know one

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>>385292257
The more I really think about it, the less I understand it tbqh.
It's not an NPC anywhere in the game. Its normally a completely original character I made up in the games universe.
>Backstory
>strengths
>flaws
>family
>friends
>opinion of main character

The whole 9 yards. I hate myself for doing it all the time, but I've been doing it all my life.

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>>385271645
I tattled everything in Paper Mario 64 and TTYD. Not just enemies, but every NPC and every area.

>>385292735
so it never exists in-game? just in your head?

>>385271645
I do reloading/idle animations IRL in FPS games when there's time to do so. This is specifically prominent when I play Killing Floor 2.

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>>385271645
Whenever I play a fps and I kill an enemy in a way that in real life wouldn't kill them I get the autistic urge to 'finish' them. This is most satisfying in games with good ragdoll physics and/or gore mechanics.

>>385292735
Yeah, I've done that a couple of times with stuff like Fire Emblem and Pokemon. It's kind of fun.

>>385273370
He has also done pretty cringeworthy comments.

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>>385292959

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>>385292839
Yeah, but you wanna know the most fucked up thing about it?
Some of these characters have existed for years. And I remember everything about them, so this isn't a one-time thing.

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In games that have local VOIP I'll sometimes drop my weapons and try to convince the enemy to take me in as a diplomat/hostage.

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>>385293064
Godspeed, anon. Godspeed.

>>385293064
That's just called being every thirteen year old weeb, m8. I still remember the one OC I made back when I was into Inuyasha. Now the only time I bring it up is as a joke or an example of what not to do in character creation.

>>385293010
Like what?

>>385278227
You fucking monster

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>>385292119
>>385292735
>>385293064

Congratulations, you just made me realize I'm autistic for the exact same reasons you are

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>>385284934
>>385285027
>drunk sex
>bleats
>light bullying
Bretty fuckin good.
weird cunt

>>385293365
thanks?

>>385284934
This is solid writing, but I feel like you could probably utilize better in something that's not undertale smut.

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>>385271645
Trying to grind out all the supports in FE:A.
I have a file with almost 100 hours on it and I'm not even close.

>>385284934
gonna cuddle my bf hard after reading that. thx

>>385293718
Eh writing is hella gay anyway, it was just a one time thing

In Age of Empires 2 I build my houses with one space between them so the front doors have proper exit paths.

>>385278270
Ever read Elric?

Recreated my 14 year old face into Saint's Row 2. It was like a 90% match.

I quickly grew very uncomfortable because it just felt...wrong?

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>>385279486

>>385277279
Same homie. I kinda wanna draw my PCs all together or something. Or comission art of them. Fuck it.

>>385271645
Emenius, quit shitposting on /v/ and go draw more yoshi.

>>385295498
That's not autistic, just creepy and weird

>>385295193
I don't think it's autistic to worry about aesthetics, but then again I could be autistic!

>achieved 100% in time splitters future perfect on the ps2 and I still have nightmares about the 2 turret challenge at the subway station
>achieved 100% achievements in payday 2 and its now 582 achievements
>used to RP as a hitman when playing hitman BM. If I had any witnesses I had to dispatch them and I placed the gun on the floor to make it look like a suicide
>making my character on gw2 a christmas tree by adding as many particle effects as possible so I turn into a shining ball as I enter battle.
>used to drive like a citizen in GTA vice city and san andreas from time to time.

>>385271645
In any game with extensive character creating I always try to make my character specifically look like a heavy metal deity.

>>385287246
>do this over and over again like an autistic ulillilliafag
yep that's me

>>385271645
I almost never use or get rid of items. At the end of DaS2 I had almost 50 effigies and a ton of duplicate armor and weapons.

I got the 100% happiness settlement trophy on fallout 4 for no particular reason other than the trophy was heavily glitched

>>385279163
opposite of autism, wtf is wrong with you

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I don't know if this counts but when I was 12 I used to be addicted to the Sims for a period of time. I would download fucktons of CC and it would mostly be sexual female clothing. I would make overly beautiful female Sims and make them walk around in these extra slutty outfits. I then proceeded to
Delete every male Sim I came across and I edited the remaining females so they were beautiful.
My plan was falling into place.
I went and modded the crap out of the game so that I could romance multiple partners of various ages.
I made my chosen Sim do various sexual actions and jacked off to it. I got off to the sight of horribly animated bed sheets rustling and the sound of Sims making out.

I used that save file solely for the purpose of jacking off.
I did this for months...

A-am I beyond saving /v/?

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>>385282043
>sequels
Holy shit no way Im doing that to myself ever again...
This shit isnt a porn game, its a resoruce management and quick time puzzle simulator...

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>>385271645
stalking people.
just kind of casually.

>>385271645
I once thought Sonic was actually kind-of cool

I caught 'em all. And not just that, I have every Pokemon stored in dex order in the PC.

And I'm current, too. The lack of a national dex in Sun and Moon was a real blow, but I still have every fucking Pokemon.

>>385293221
holy fuck now that i think back I did this too

>>385278984
Shut up Kyle

>>385297817
Tell me about yours?

>>385297854
it was just some cute wolf demon basically. kinda bland.

>>385297891
Ah, okay. So he wasn't Mary-Sue tier, then.

I'm a hardcore FF8 fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>385297923
nah not really what about you mate

In Skyrim I'd always choose Argonian, max out the size, and find leather strap armor as quickly as possible. I then go to solitude and walk past that one criminal argonian in leather strap armor leaning on a post and whispering at you in a manner that I assume wasn't supposed to be suggestive

Whenever I die in a game and restart through save states/continues, I pretend that the MC is using a time machine to go back each time and is keeping it a secret from all of the other characters in order to keep my immersion from being broken.

>>385297980
I was like 14 at the time so this gets bad fast. She was a catgirl half-demon with G-cup tits and really anachronistic clothing lifted almost wholesale from some unrelated Korean manhwa. Her backstory was that she lived in a cave until Naraku raped her to get the Shikon Jewel shard she was hoarding, and she teamed up with Inuyasha and Kagome to get revenge while basically being the best fighter in the group. She also got into a romantic relationship with Sesshomaru in spite of working with the good guys because screw you, and she had temporal magic courtesy of her demon mother so she could go to the present day whenever she wanted. This is the character I point to when I want to show someone an example of "don't ever do this."

>>385278423
I do the same. People need to stop being so thin skinned.

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>>385280509
>mfw I hi-fived the air when doing a Baton Pass in P5

I decided to start a new Skyrim game as a female Argonian, but right after leaving the Helgen cave I turned around and ran into the forest instead of following the guy to Riverwood, found a hunting camp in Falk-whatever, started hunting and fishing, I eat the food and use the pelts to make armors that then I sell to merchants. bought proper clothes and later on was able to buy Lakeview manor with some simple quests and my hunting business, now I just go from town to town selling my stuff with a hired merc for protection, I sleep at night, eat everyday and sometimes stop to see the sights...
I have been doing this for a few months, havent even leveled up at all and its the most fun i have had with the game so far...

>>385298704
That sounds fucking amazing. I might have to try this next time I play Skyrim.

>>385298704
Now that's creativity.

Played a Nintendo game.

>>385298318
sounds like what my 14 yr mind would write

in dragons dogma when ever I kill a giant enemy I had to scale I jump off and face the camera in a hero drop pose while it falls and dies behind me

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>>385271645
I always try to slice right down the middle or cut people right in half in MGR i never try to do the spam shit

>>385297946
get some help, nigga

Every time i get in a tense battle i hold my breathe focus as hard as i can and grit my teeth while shooting.

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>>385271645
Does watching videogames count? If so then when watching A/SGDQ I always clap when ever something goes right or they do something to save the run or well, when everyone else does. It might just be due to the fact I'm American.

>>385271645
If I clear a game I like, I'll give it a one man standing ovation and clap. I saw a movie once where they did that and thought it was cool

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>>385282258
This. Did it like three years ago, the only thing left was a portion of prison. Don't think it's even possible or allowed anymore.

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>>385299167
That sounds fucking cool anon

>>385299220
I tried to do this too in Afro Samurai

>>385271645
I keep the first seven or so objects I pick up in a Fallout run in my inventory, even throwing away useful ammo and weapons. One time I got some Enclave loot I could sell for a lot of caps, but it'd put me over my limit. So instead of dropping my 10mm, cheezy poofs, and some other shit, I left them there. The way random encounters work in Fallout 1/2 is that you can't actually get back to the area once you leave the random encounter, meaning that whatever you leave behind is lost forever.

>played single melee mode and made up stories with different battles

>follow a strict guide every time i play a Persona game so I can finish all social links the first time

>make OCs in character creator mode

>>385274626
Newboy

When playing RTS I always start doing the normal stuff, all focusing on having a large army, but once I have the AI cornered I bring the troops home and rebuild the base into a nice looking town/base and build and collect as much resources as possible while keeping an eye on the AI, leaving it with enough force to still be alive but with no real way of growing enough to defeat me, then get all the upgrades for everything even if i dont use those units/buldings, if the game allows you to kill your own units then i will get rid of whatever unit I dont like that I got as a necessity and create new units of what i like, once I have build as much as i can on the map and my town/city/base looks like a nice capital and my army is composed of well armed, updgraded professionals, then I just send the army to get rid of the army and end the game.
In all the games I do this, after the game is over you get a graph that compares your number of troops with the one of the AI, and you can see how the AI was objectively defeated hours ago but I just kept growing and playing for hours.

Grind all the killing floor 2 classes to Lv. 25; solo.

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I talk in different voices while playing the game like it's my teammates talking to me or i'll just do a bad impression of the character i'm playing

>>385300189
you'd be a great youtuber, my dude.

>>385300402
Nah, i don't have the confidence to do stupid shit like that infront of people.

>>385292857
I do this sometimes too. Especially with shit like GTA when cops or baddies die to a shot in the leg or foot.

I've been subconsciously writing the script for a review of my favorite game for like a year now. I've been half tempted to write and it down and make a youtube video out of it.

>>385298749
>>385298821
Its been a really fun experience.
It helps that the Jar of Falk-whatever justs ask you for an ale in order to become a thane, and that all the people of the town ask you for very simple things so you can get the Lakeview manor very early on and with no combat needed.
The sad thing is that I have the Dawnguard DLC, and now vampires have started to attacked gated cities, only guards have died so far but Im worried NPCs will start dying soon, I avoid combat and dying as much as possible and constantly being affraid of a vampire surprise attack has made me very wary of visint gated cities... I guess my character will gradually grow tired of it and join the Dawnguard and end her life as a neutral coureur des vois...

>>385300576
Do it dude, i believe in you.

I have an xbox 360, ps3, and a gaming pc all in the same room but sort of surrounding me like some serial experiments lain shit. My room is small and has all the light blocked out to further this more.

Thats just the set up. Like how most people watch netflix or youtube while gaming if they have multi monitor set ups, I'll have dwarf fortress or world of warcraft on the computer while I play games on the console.

When I play USF4, or other fighting games, I'll que up on all platforms to get the fastest times.

Whenever I play any game with character customization I do everything physically possible to make a cute girl who fights barefoot.

I beat Persona 5.

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I won't play a fighting game unless there is a dedicated grappler option, or the female to male ratio is skewed.

>>385300887
Every normgroid and their mother has beaten persona 5 considering it's summer break for all the children and redditors, you have to go back.

>>385300663
What do you do when you get a match at the same time on two systems?

>>385300663
That sounds really neat actually, pics?
>>385300846
Tekken Feet?

>>385271645
Get attached to low level units in Total War.

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>>385301005
I throw one of the matches. I don't care much about elo. It rarely happens though because the game is dying.
>>385301036
I'd rather not, someone could find me

I platinumed Brink solo with no help

>>385298262
You'd love Undertale, anon

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How autistic am I?

I wrote a gay fanfiction between the Hatred guy and the Postal dude.

and I wrote it well

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11277404/1/Hatred-Via-Postal

>>385298262
A legit plot point in undertale

>>385296358
>used to drive like a citizen in GTA vice city and san andreas from time to time.
Me too, and midtown madness before that.

I talk to myself probably way too much when I play games. It's one thing to rage out loud, but when I play single player games I frequently find myself talking through my actions as I play. I think it just helps me focus or play better or something.

I like to connect some of the games I play with each other.
For exemple, for sci-fi games (and I canconsider simething like Resident Evil sci-fi) I imagine they all takes place in several galaxies and that there is some organisation going around taking down threat to humankind or waging war on other factions.

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I bought the $100 ring in TF2 and had a mock wedding with my friend with a person who is now an annoying minor vidya e-celeb officiating. A friend of ours crashed the server at the vows because we always joked he was the third wheel.
He was just trying to save us from ourselves.

>>385271645

shake the controller while playing an xbox 360 game to simulate the satisfaction of wii waggle

>>385302873
......Do you happen to be a brony?

>>385271645
I was a hardcore badge collector in city of villains/heroes in 2006 and had almost every badge available at the time. Spent weeks afk farming damage against a turret for some of those badges.

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>>385303613
I was back then

/v/'s definition of autism is completely different from a doctor's definition of autism. Kinda like how /v/'s definition of weeb is completely different from what weeb actually means.

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>>385271645
I roleplayed as Ghost in New Vegas and did this, picking up every bent tin can in the game and dropping them all one by one. Not shown is the bathtub filled with empty liquor bottles

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>>385303932
>vidya e-celeb officiating
Is/was his name Brian? if it is who I'm thinking it was, he was a huge fucking faggot, literally.

>>385304193
or /v/'s definition of cuck, or sjw, or game, or really fucking anything. It's hard to argue with faggots here because half of you people don't know what words mean.

>>385304304
Nah, not him. It was actually SirActionSlacks of the Dota 2 scene back when he was just a forum personality.

>>385302873
At least you're self aware now. Hope you don't cringe too hard every time you think about it

>>385284560
For me, it's any game. I already have a habit of talking to myself to give structure to my thoughts, like I was sort of talking to someone else. Like, as I'm figuring something out or learning something new, I'll talk as if I'm lecturing about it or teaching someone else, trying to rephrase and simplify it. But I don't think I have the sort of dual self you're describing; it's just talking to an indeterminate person for me.

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You know how D-Dog goes "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" every time you die in MGS V? Yeah, I do that too everytime. I can't stop it.

I've only recently started noticing this, but I guess I quickly touch myself somehow when I lose in a game. I'll scratch my head or arm or even touch my junk (I'm usually in underwear playing games). When I noticed it, I realized it's really fuckin weird, but I still do it semi-consciously.

I move when I'm playing. I play a lot of doom so it's quickly leaning to dodge fireballs and stuff.

>>385278270
I always make the same character too. I'll try to make them look as same as possible (if game has customization) and choose the same kind of class

>>385277374
>toons
oh fuck do i hate wow and americans who have shit instead of brains in their heads

and im not british, they are turd brains too

Made it so every one of my followers in my WoD garrison is a female via tavern.

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>>385277578
start doing playthrus of singleplayer RPGs with HEAVY roleplay aka talk what your character is thinking etc for youtube

I would watch it anon-kun

>>385278228
>paying for singleplayer
lol, fuck off jew

>>385278423
well you usually hate most yourself and people like you

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>>385273101

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>>385278830
nope, oldfags were ACTUAL NERDS, who took pride of not being filthy casual shithead kiddo like most of 4ch nowadays or since 2008

>>385277440
That would be rational in a stealth game, tho. If the IA is smart enough to figure out an opened door means someone infiltrated the place, then closing doors behind you makes perfect sense.

>>385278982
>have similiar interests (heavy metal, games)
>friends hardly ever want to go to shows
>they usually play shittiest most popular games or some autistic grand strategy stuff that takes 10 hours to play in one sitting (to get the game to mid or started)

>>385301808
Dude what the fuck, it's actually got my attention. Is there any more after chapter 3, or does it cap off there?

I'm trying to play vampire the masquerade bloodlines right now, but I'm stuck because I'm too scared of the haunted hotel mission. I don't like horror, the scariest game I've managed to play through is the stalker series.
>wihtout sopiling too badly, anything bad/scary gonna hapen in the hotel?

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>>385296809
other anon here, for me it was depression, less and less i play games and watch movies the more i feel like im brink of being prisoner to my own bed and house again

when everything tastes like shit you don't wanna play, also I really hate getting stuck

>>385307123
It's really spooky in an atmospheric way and there's some jump scares. STALKER is a lot scarier, desu

>>385307054
Fuck, I can relate
>Try to talk to my bf and his friends about metal, prog, older music in general.
>Never heard it, never make an attempt to listen to it
>Try to talk to them about older games, even noting little things when I play an old game and make note of something new
>They will never play these games (and in the case of my bf, it seems like if there's pixels it hurts his eyes, ofc). They would in most cases rather watch a fucking lp of something newer.

Goddamn, I just wanna express my interest with someone I talk to on a regular basis. Granted my bf isn't as bad about it as his friends, but fuck it makes me feel old as shit.

>>385271645
I went on /v/

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>>385307160
I guess I'm not scared of stalker because I've encountered the same enemies so many times already... I guess I'll do the ol' vagina man trick and run through the masnion as quickly as I can, and if I die to a jumpscare, I'll load up a quicksave and then I know what's ahead

I Tried to wear goblin mail

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>>385298451
>mfw I put my hand over my face when I get a Persona in P5

>>385292751
No other way to play, my homie

If there is ragdoll physics, I pose enemy bodies after I kill them into more dramatic scenes.
I create very elaborate stories for my characters in nearly every RPG, including ones like Dark Souls where there is no characterization.
I played through Shadow of Chernobyl without reloading. I would only pick up guns from the dead and use them. It took forever and had some intense moments, but I wouldnt recommend it.

>>385281243
>rank F
you're a disgrace

>>385271645
Always choose beast race if it's an option

In Dragons Dogma on my first playthrough I was a bald meathead Warrior build. On NG+ I made my character into a little girl dex build and pretended my old character was reincarnated into her with only partial memory. I also made my adolescent Mage pawn gradually grow older throughout my entire playthroughs and pretended he was guiding the NG+ girl but not telling her every detail. I grew seriously attatched to my pawn desu.

Why is that cute rat saying I have autism?

I racked up hundreds of hours in SADX discovering new ways to get out of bounds.

I played Stardew with this:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/anthro-characters-continued-furry-overhaul-mod.132068/

>>385309708
The bird characters on the third row are pretty cute.

>>385306773
I thought you wrote you made them all Female Tauren.

I was like wow

>>385309708
My waifu Penny lookin' fine af.

Got my commerce skill to 80k or 90k in ArcheAge, which is basically walking (or riding when you got a cart) from point A to point B extra slowly (you had to carry a heavy package) over and over again. I liked doing the runs though but this took a long ass time (multiple runs every day for 1-2 months).

After getting 100% in Saints Row (there were a lot of collectibles and shit) I collected and customized every single car in the game. Saints Row is one of my favourite games, but moreso for the multiplayer. Still put in like 250 hours just on the singleplayer.

In WoW I did a lot of autistic shit like most players, but worst is probably reputations. I think I have 65 exalteds but I haven't played this expansion. Also a lot of fishing.

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>>385307065
I got busy after that point.

Might update it someday.

Never say die.

>>385309708
Is that alligator-looking thing supposed to be Shane? Also, who's the moth?

Every time I save in a Pokemon game my party have to be in the order that I caught them in.

>>385310360
I'll be your boyfri-
>A fucking leaf
Eww nevermind

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>>385271645
Sometimes I think out loud as if I was the character I am playing.
Sometimes I talk like there's an audience
Sometimes I try to live out the character's life (if there's a day-night cycle)
Sometimes I collect specific things ingame for no reason
Sometimes I make mods for dwarf fortress
Sometimes I make up complicated backstories for create-your-own characters
Sometimes I speak the same phrases or make the same noises as the characters
Sometimes I hold my breath if I go underwater ingame
Sometimes I say ow if my character gets hurt
Sometimes I play one game for years on end and no others
Sometimes I remember I made sonic oc's
Sometimes I lay in bed at night and imagine myself in a random character's story, saying and doing their things in my mind

The most autistic thing is probably that I fashion characters after a theme and stick to that theme even if it gimps the efficiency of the character.

For example, if I make a lightning mage in a game, I will use exclusively lightning spells with that character, even when their usage would be way, way less efficient than casting a fireball or something.

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I recently waited 2 or 3 months for a patch to fix what turned out to be a few lines of dialogue in planescape: torment enhanced.

i couldn't get it because i pirated the game

>>385274626
>furfag is a newfag
shocker

>>385310826
>>385310360
You're not going to get your fur bf here so try elsewhere.

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I enjoy editing World of Warcraft's wiki so much that I don't even play WoW anymore

Pretending to he a girl in Lineage 2.

>>385311047
You just want all the fur bfs for yourself

>>385310998
that's Sable you underage cunt

After driving away in GTA from a massacre, I ponder on the virtual lives I have ruined.

>>385311213
Firstly, animal crossing is a kids game so calling me underage is dumb, and secondly the guy is obviously a dogdiddling faggot just through context of the image

>>385311195
>>385311047
most furries are really ugly irl you'd regret it

>>385311383
Well duh why else would they cover their faces with a cute animal mask?

>>385311592
Would it not bother you that behind the mask is some inbred hairy nerd?

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>>385311195
I already have one and I don't need another.

>>385271645
Not videogame, but i want porn of the rat in OP's image

Tried to be a normal citizen as much as possible on GTA. Including stopping at Red lights.

>>385297226
I'm mostly just impressed.

>>385311793
The rat's name is Chipp and the artist is Emenius. Have fun.

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Not video games, but I say "we" instead of "I".

>>385311757
I-is this from a new page?

I often pretend in the middle of playing alone that I'm doing an E3 presentation and narrate what's going on in my head to an imaginary audience and carefully try to make things more cinematic and seem scripted.

>>385312569
Are you a lets player? After being on youtube for about a year, I uncontrollably do the same outside of videos sometimes.

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>>385279937

Playing Dark Souls, because it's a such hard game.
But at least now, I can say I finished Dark Souls.

>>385312987
>tfw I do the same thing

>>385271645

I'm gonna fuck that mouse.

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>>385316865
>>385317319
>wanting to fuck vermin