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European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: Super Metroid Rotation
NEXT: 007: Agent Under Fire
LATER: Infamous
STREAM 2: OFFLINE

https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one

Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon

Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
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What do you think Bald Man's first words are going to be when he graces us with his voice?
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Someone say something, there's so much awkward silence.
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>>385267381
>>385267381
>>385267381
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>>385267595

That's the shit thread by some faggot.
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Oh good, a real thread. Yes, m'lord.
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>>385267595
>lazy OP
>no links
No thanks.
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>>385267639
It also has more posts and posters. Maybe you should have populated this one first.
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What is the bald guy planning? What is his endgame?
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Reposting on new thread

Let's discuss the lore. Why are Metroids so feared and sought after? That ice weakness seems pretty crippling.just like the Spider-Man symbiotes are broken as fuck except for the fire and high sound weaknesses that fucks them up hard.

Are the evolved Metroid creatures more resistant to ice?
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>>385267498

>implying we will be able to understand the sounds that come out of its orifice
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>>385267583
why do americans think everything is awkward
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>>385267595
what lazy faggot made this one?

this is the proper thread
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>>385267687

He wants to rotate the rom again. He's planning Super Metroid Upside Down.
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Has the bald man literally not moved?
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>>385267709
>Are the evolved Metroid creatures more resistant to ice?
Yes. Play Metroid 2.
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What if the bald guy is actually a psychic that is puppeteering the runner. He was supposed to cast invisibility on himself but he forgot
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>>385267583
go watch the AC: Brotherhood run if you think this silence is awkward
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>>385267709
I think metroid prime wasnt weak to anything but that came much later.
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>>385267730
why are you so retarded
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>>385267445
thanks for putting an ounce of effort with the new thread, op
I like the rotated samus
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Have to admit the rotation freshens up the run. Mostly due to how much it is run normally.
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I can't decide if this runner is cute or not
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>>385267924

The real qt is sitting next to him.
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>Runner dies
>Bald guy puts his hand on the runner's shoulder and stares into his eyes when he turns around
>They both leave silently
>The runner is declared dead a few days later (corpse never retrieved)
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>>385267815
>Ivan
>awkward
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>>385267790
Turns out the runner is bad at video games but good at commenting while baldy is good at games but is mute, he is using his psychic powers to control the other guy's hands, its why he is so concentrated
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>>385267445
Is Bing Bing Wahoo over yet?
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>>385267881
>>>/reddit/
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Is the bald guy even still breathing?
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I hope we see more mia
the girl was not only hot but horny

>someone asked in the chat if she had a visible tummy or if it was somekind of belt
>she read it
>and quickly undressed her jacked
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>>385268083

He never was to begin with.
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>>385268054
Is plenty more on stream 2 tomorrow with Super Mario 64 and Super Mario galaxy...
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>ywn have as much focus and intensity as the bald guy
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>>385267687
He's obviously guarding the button, he hasn't moved because no one's reached for it yet
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>>385268083
Nope, nor is he blinking. It may be a really good wax sculpture.
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>>385268209
What would happen if someone tried to press it?
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>>385268190
dude's like an ex-british special forces
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Does anyone feel a strong unsettling desire to travel to Sweden and be near that bald man? If I look directly at his image on the screen I get dizzy
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The bald guy is recoding and rotating Metroid Prime in his head and will release it when the run is finished.
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That romhack is interesting.

Here's my idea: Super Metroid S-rotation

Instead of turning 90 degrees right, you turn 90 degrees left.
H9w much does the game change?
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>>385268248
it would be extremely painful
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>>385268248
He would rip their arm off
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TWO CLAPS

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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HE SMILED
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>audience doesn't know if it wants to clap or not
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>>385268248
From one moment from the next his hand would be cut off.
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another clap and straight back to business
professional
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THE BALD MAN IS BLINKING
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>>385268317

He will have mercy on us for at least another day.
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>>385268248
I don't want to find out
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Runner is trying to resist the bald man's mind power, that's why his forehead looks so sweaty.
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>>385268315
>And on the third clap the earth split in half and baldor ascends to the heavens. Thus ends the age of man
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>>385268248
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>>385268343
They don't really know when, also not enough people. People tend to clap less when it's that few.
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Is the bald guy the lord that Pessimism kept praying to during the RE run?
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>>385268371
I don't believe you
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>>385268315
The run is okay, but not good. Maybe the runner lives another day.
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>>385268185
Cool, I'll try to be around then too to pretend i hate Nintendo
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>>385267915
You have to understand that it's important to build new viewership so the thred constantly has fresh posts. Just having "ESA" is meaningless to anyone perusing the catalog without an inkling to what's going on.
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I bet The Watcher is mumbling incantations to give the runner power.
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>>385267445
"This room is in 10 minutes followers-only mode. Follow esamarathon to join the community!"

Why are Europeans such shitty faggots? I'm not going to join your autism club just to make a joke about the lack of applause in this stream. Feck off, ya ruddy twats.
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>>385268475
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>>385268537
The Super Mario 64 one could be fun since they are doing a 70 star relay with a different runner for each star. Should have a good atmosphere with so many people swapping in and out.
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>>385268604
>You have to understand that it's important to build new viewership

uh. why? are you an ESA shill?
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>>385268656
you don't need to join anything, it just mean you need to have been watching for 10 minutes

I didn't follow and I can chat, not that I want to
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>>385268129
Nice belly
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ESA need more foodporn
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>>385268656
It's fucking twitch chat, what you can't watch something unless you can spam frog faces?
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Is there any other type of programs like livestreamer? it barely works but I don't want to watch through browser because it becomes so laggy.
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>>385268724
2nd sentence u fkin retard OP
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>>385268818
monkaS SourPls HornedAnime monkaS XD
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>>385268693
Ooh, I ought to check when and see if my schedule permits.
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>>385268656
>Muh retarded meme spamming
Fuck off
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>>385268894
>HornedAnime
I'm onto you
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>>385268738
Well then either they or Twitch are lying out of their asses

>https://blog.twitch/your-chat-has-been-upgraded-with-followers-only-mode-e2031707ab4c
>Followers-Only Mode restricts chat to only include viewers who have followed you for a specific amount of time. For example if you set Followers-Only to ten minutes, in order to chat a viewer must have been following for ten minutes. Simple no?
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>>385268738
>>385268818
it's a copy pasta
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THE

BABY
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>>385268667
Fucking perfect
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>>385268894
I'm so glad I don't understand any of that
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Is Mother Brain the most disappointing final boss of all time?
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What if the bald man was put into a situation similar to the blue button of ZTD?
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>>385268957
oh nevermind, confused it with something else

follow is really just a one click on/off button though
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>>385268882
second sentence has nothing to do with my question dumbfuck
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>>385268894
RIP hornedanime NASA 2018
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>>385268304
If you watched the run, some rooms need some minor tweeks but I like the idea.
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>>385268818
>>385268934
>Go to make single comment
>"NUH-UH YOU HAVE TO ADHERE TO THIS SPECIFIC SAID OF RULES MOM SAID I CAN'T HAVE ANY SWEARING SO DON'T BE MAD ALSO I CAN'T HAVE ANY FOLLOWERS NOT CHATTING SO I'LL MAKE IT FOLLOWERS ONLY SO YOU CAN'T CHAT WITH ME UNLESS"

I don't even have the patience to finish this. You're a bunch of overly-defensive faggots.

Especially >>385268818 (You). Take your fucking meds, aspie.
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SEXY

SAMUS
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>>385268860
mpv with youtube-dl, look it up
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>kill is ahead x
>and save is behind
No shit
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He was kinda pleased by this run.
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>>385269181
>I don't even have the patience to finish this.

lame as fuck, desu senpai
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that was underwhelming
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>>385268960
>I don't know what a "copy pasta" is

When did this place go to shit?

>>385269046
I don't want to follow some self-fellating bullshit just to use a basic site function. Fuck that noise.
Thanks for not being a cock-riding clown like everyone else on this site, though.
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>>385269281
Yeah, he sounds ebullient.
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>>385269281

We get to live until next marathon. He has been satiated.
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run is over already?/10
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>>385269252
youtube-dl so damn handy

and don't let the name confuse you, it works with like a million sites
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>>385268860
You should be using Streamlink. Livestreamer isn't being maintained any more.
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>>385269293
>lame as fuck

Never said I wasn't. That's why I come here.
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There's going to be a smoldering mark where The One was sitting when he slips into his own dimension.
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D E E R F O R C E
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Why don't Europeans donate more? :/
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Is D e E R f O R c E the origin of the Mocking Trump meme?
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D e e R F o r C e
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>ad is 20x louder than stream

now this is the classic ESA i remember
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>no Deerforce

Get the fuck out of my face.
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>>385269423
Why don't Americans donate more during their primetime?
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>>385269423
>europoors
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>>385269471
And its like five minutes long.
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What a strange commercial. Flat out telling us that they gave her two monitors? wut?
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THE POLL AGAIN

http://www.strawpoll.me/13541163/r


(could the next OP include it in the OP post?
thanks)
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RIP DEERFORCE
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>7 hours until 2nd stream is live
>blunderscotsman is spearheading once more
fug
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>>385269423
>pretty unknown nonmemed marathon on the sleeptime in europe gets not as much as the full on meme cancer tranny forced 10 year old marathon
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suzy's biceps
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Look at this plant watering slut.
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holy shit she's actually cute

i can't believe it
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>>385269471
they fixed the audio last I checked, not as loud
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I can't tell if tranny or just a german
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>>385269498
because we dont care about europeans
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And you said there wouldn't be trannies.
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>>385269626
you should be able to instantly tell with the voice you deaf fucker
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Soezee wants to fuck Samus.
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what is that thing on the right?
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>>385269616
It's weird there are pretty much only cute girls.
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>>385269674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA
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>>385269731
based jean shorts metalhead german
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is that a girl(male) on the right?
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>>385269587
>being this fucking mad your speedrun charity is a farce
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>tfw cant tell if just a high pitched dude or a tranny trying to sound like a girl
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>>385268818
It's not GDQ chat, it's often slow enough to be used as an actual chatroom, although it has been spammier than I remember from last year. Stream 2's chat doesn't seem spammy at all.
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>>385269731
I don't actually think it's a tranny.
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I feel like listening to Meatloaf, for some reason.
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>gave us shit
WHOA THERE
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who's the cutie
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>>385269731
someone who won't be allowed in the US military
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>>385269731
some normal dude with long hair
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>baldman won't show his mad Super Metroid skills
feels bad man
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Why does he wears a collar?
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>>385269731
A 10/10
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>>385269854
Truly a god gamer
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Oh hey its our Kraut Weird Alko
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Reminder Alko is /ouboi/
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This is the first time I've ever seen an actual qt at a speedrunning marathon.
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Pretty sure the PC on stream 2 totally crashed yesterday because of some OC on it. Great advertisement.
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>no instagram

fuck
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DAAAMN this girl is cute!
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>>385269731
Dumb kumikoposter
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>>385269915
Maral is better.
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voice, bracelets, and collar all say tranny
everything else says dude

this one is seriously confusing
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>dog collar
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That girl actually looks normal. I'm guessing she's really really fucked in the head then?
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>>385269735
they just had a pretty disgusting girl on an hour ago announcing despite being unable to read english
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>>385269831
Best ESA girl
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>that cough

GOD DAMMIT I GOT COFFEE UP MY NOSE I WAS SPOOKED

OW
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>>385269994
>mfw i just noticed it
>mfw i have no face
what the fuck europe
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>>385269958
nice to see you too, anon
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>aid ad
immediately closed the stream

>>385270001
god I hope so
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>this ad again
make it stop
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AID

HUH
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>dude on the right has a dog collar

if it wasn't for that i'd just think it was a dude with long hair and a high voice, but that makes me think it's actuallly a girl (male)
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>>385270028
I said
pretty much

i repeat
pretty much

it implies
NOT ALL
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>>385270107
HELL YES
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>>385270087
Stop dumb kumikoposter
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WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
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>>385270090
I had a dream about it last night. I was on the bus and then screamed and jumped out the window. I wonder what it means.
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>>385270127
the bracelets and nervous hands are tells as well

also the cough may have betrayed his real voice
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>>385270169
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>>385270090
Gotta make use of the celebrity filled ad to the max. Probably cost them quite a bit if they didn't do it for free.
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>>385270131
other girl announcer with scandinavian accent isn't very cute either, kinda pudgy. so its basically 2 qts and 2 not from what i've seen.
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le ebig british "humor"
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>>385270090
DIARRHEA!!!
XD
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Goodnight, /v/, going to bed, can you sing me a lullaby :3 ?
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*sticks out tongue*
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>no speedrunning euroqt gf
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
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>>385269962
Maral is a miracle of the universe
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stretch again, lets see those tiddies
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>>385270251
There were a lot in the audience
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>>385270265
AID
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I'm up next, wish me luck!
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>>385269915
Transphobe
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guy on right talks too much. i think he's in love with the sound of his voice
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>>385270285
cuuuute
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>>385270341
we're still not sure if it's a tranny or just a really weird german guy
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>>385270127
Doesn't matter because they're trying their best despite being slightly awkward, and aren't picking fights with people or implementing martial law.

I don't care and wish them only the best.
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>>385270341
I think the guy is just German.
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>>385270341
>tranny
newfag, go back to the GDQ circlejerk.
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Why all the normie music instead of the videogame tracks that are the music masterpieces of modern times?
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>>385270368
you got this, m8
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>>385270393
>guy
>choker
um, anon...
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>>385270341
>those 80 million children deserve to die they're potential rapefugees after all!
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>Mafia
Why does this game infest these sort of events?
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>>385270341
>trusting yuropoors
>ever
You brought it on yourself
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>>385270386
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>>385270312
>tfw she put her leg across the autismo swede
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This girl on stream right now looks like the autistic girl that dresses like a boy and doesn't have any friends and then when she goes to college gets convinced she's actually a lesbian and then dies her hair blue and gets some really ugly tattoos.
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I feel like this chick is on at least one drug right now
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>>385270451
the best way to protect our children from suffering is to kill them
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that guy is wearing a fucking dog collar
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>>385270489
>>385270482

Stop she's just awkward no bully
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i want left to suck my dick. anyone got pics?
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>run is delayed because they can't find the runner
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>>385270407
>>385270430
>>385270432
I don't really give a shit either way. It's fucking disgusting.
>>385270451
They don't deserve to die, it's simply not the responsibility of the west to fucking save them.
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>>385270476
The paper mario one? Damn, he probably had the time of his life this week despite the yumpening.
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>>385270451
Considering they directly help smuggling immigrants, yeah.
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>>385270573
I guess you could say that he is...
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>watched on an off and didn't see a single tranny in sight
>tune in today and the ugliest tranny i've ever seen shows up on my screen

That's a real bummer.
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>>385270554
>>385270127
>>385269994
>It's okay when Chibi does it
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why this bitch keep biting her lip tryna make my dickle hard
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>>385269181
>types reply more assmad than anyone who responded to him
>calls them the mad ones
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>tfw no gf
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>>385270630
That just a german metalhead
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right reminds me of a drag queen
much better than a tranny desu
own it up
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I think this guy is just gay, not a tranny.
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>>385270691

There's no way this nigga ain't trans
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It hurts so much to be alone it's not fair /v/.
I bet she has a chad bf, someone pull up her twitter.
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>>385270649
no its not at all
that video still disturbs me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg3gTKiPq3c
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>>385270567
she keeps dancing to music that isn't there
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Has My Summer Car's run been uploaded?
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Time for Mr_Shasta, speedrunning's biggest gay otter!
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>>385270630
At this point I'm convinced you're just a certain someone shitposting to fuck with our cozy threads. Shoe shoe. Off with you, skinwalker!
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Why does anyone even care about completely nonoffensive trannies like this guy (maybe)? It's just when they're SJW trash like proto that they're awful.
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Alko has been at every ESA for years, how fucking new are you people
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>tfw proper girl on stream
>tfw she's cute as fuck
feels fucking good man

real girls really are great

>tfw I'll never have a qt3.14 gf like that
sweet death, take me
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>>385268129

Does she speedrun herself? Whats her twitch? or any social media?
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>>385270759
>yfw you just know when she gets home Chad grabs her by the hair, kisses her, and then shoves her and tells her to make dinner and she giggles and says okay with a smile
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>>385270806

You don't seem mentally all there
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>>385270489
Go out more. She is literally just fucking shy and nervous as fuck.
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>>385270782
It is already part of the twitch VODs.
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>>385270826
the extremes of any side are the most vocal and attract hatred to the entire group
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>>385270826
eh hes kinda annoying but not because hes a tranny
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TFW NO GF FUCK
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>Kill the muzzies
BASED TRANNY
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>>385270829
Considering this is the first year ESA has had threads on /v/, very.
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>kill the muslims
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>>385270829
Can it Phelps.
>>
>>385270858
its miahere and yes
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You heard him lads, kill the muzzies
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>>385270829
i saw him last year but not in cutoffs and a dog collar
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>>385270826
same reason people get kinda uncomfortable around people with down syndrome or that guy who shouts on the corner - no one like mental illness

I'm still not convinced it's a tranny though
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>>385270251
I don't mind her, cute accent and she seems enthusiastic enough to talk the vidya with. Might bring maral along too which is a plus
>>
Did he just said "kill the muzzies"
Based german faggot want to remove kebab
>>
>>385270912

>Considering this is the first year ESA has had threads on /v/

Anon you know there's archives right?
>>
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>kill the muzzies

wew.
>>
>>385270912
not true
>>
>>385270912
How new? There have been threads for years.
Look in the archives if you don't believe me.
>>
NOW KISS
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id her cute itty bitty grapes
>>
>>385270982
she actually does look kinda cute there
>>
>>385270829
so then settle the debate - tranny or no
>>
Is she drunk or something?
>>
what's with this fucking sexual innuendo tension about grapes and giving a plant "the shower"
>>
>>385270826
If you show acceptance, more degens are coming your way. It's also when they get abundant that they are going to start bitching
>>
>>385271095
a tranny would be trying to wear woman's clothes
fuckin' /v/ is so fucked in the head that they forgot about all the queer men
>>
>love the girls' spirit
>well, thank you!
that settles it
>>
>>385271125
read>>385270863
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>>385271139
>that hair twirl

shes ovulating, cant help it
>>
>>385270829
I only got into speedrunning this year and now I'm mad all these trannies have taken it over even though they've liked it for years longer than me.
>>
>>385271143
Whatever you say, dude.
>>
>it's a fucking tranny
bet that's the mod who's going on a powertrip in the chat
>>
>>385271125

why do people keep saying this, is it a meme?
>>
>>385271162

Then explain those freaks at GDQ every year or /lgbt/
>>
>>385271209
Kek
>>
>anonymous sponsor for save the rapefugees
george soros confirmed
>>
I want to go to Europe and spread my strong south american seed amongst those nerdy european gaming girls.
>>
>>385271251
because she's bouncing around like she's on drugs and earlier just randomly decided to start hitting buttons on their control panel
>>
>>385271253
what do you mean
they wore women's clothing at GDQ
>>
>>385271309

Women do not wear 10XL anon and trans aren't people.
>>
>>385270961
>>385270982
>europa
>hot girls
>america
>all trannies
>>
>>385271309
>its the mexican runner

uhhhhh problematic much?
>>
>>385271363
who are you quoting
>>
>flushed face
>random dancing and shit

Did she take acid before this?
>>
>>385270782
just use this for every runs

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6ox7xm/esa_vod_thread_2017/
>>
>>385271308

Yes but it's a bunch of european speedrunners, the chance that any of them do drugs of any kind aside from occasional drinking at social gatherings is so small.


being watched by 7,000 people and having to entertain them isn't easy.
>>
for a bunch of people who claim to hate trannies you're shit at identifying them
>>
>>385271363
>Women do not wear 10XL
In America they do.
>>
>>385271410

Are you ok anon?
>>
420 BLAZE IT
>>
Why is he not trying to flirt with her? Is he gay?
>>
DUDE
>>
>>385271457
This is european banter btw
>>
bye sweety girl
>>
>>385270961
is it just me or the light arrangement in the back seem about to fall off

hope no one got hurt
>>
WEED
>>
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Rate the runners fursona
>>
>another american
nice yuro event
>>
>>385271429
>she just made a 420 reference
anon...
>>
Damnit she is so perfect too bad she is probably a huge whore like every women out there
>>
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>american

FUCK YEAH BOYS IT'S /OURGUY/!
>>
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>Mr Shasta
>>
>>385271559
the artist got the weight slider wrong
>>
NEW WORLD RUNNIN THIS SHIT
>>
>>385271572
>euro event
>talk about americans
>bring in american runners
>using american dollar currency
explain
>>
>>385271420
Have you shitters never seen a nervous girl?
>>
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>>385271683
>fat gay furry
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haha what the fuck is this burger saying
>>
>american
>can't speak english
>>385271559
>american
>degenerate
Make sense
>>
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Did this guy just wake up? Or are booze and drugs really that cheap over there?
>>
>>385271634
Personally I don't see that as an issue
Just remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool
>>
>>385271740
This is european bantre
>>
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>>385271559
>american rep is a full blown furfag

Stop ruining our event you fucks
>>
>this commentary

jesus, i understand some of these swedes better than him
>>
Anyone else havin issues understandin him? Damn that dude is lispeling more than me.
>>
>>385271559
maybe trannies aren't so bad after all
>>
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>>
we got jokes now
>>
amerisharts shouldn't be allowed at esa
>>
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>>385271818
I can understand him pretty well, but I also watch a lot of Check It Out.
>>
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What ist this commentary?
>>
>first a trans
>now a drunk furry

Worst day of the week so far.
>>
>>385271903
Vice City was one of the best runs though.
>>
>>385271927
kek i knew this guy sounded familiar
>>
>>385271970
>this is american banter
>>
QUICKLY GUYS
YOU HAVE TO PICK TO DATE A TRANNY OR A FURRY
THE FURRY AND TRANNY ARE VERY UGLY
>>
Dude explosions lmao
>>
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hmm I ain't seeing it myself
>>
>>385272128
is the furry female (female)?
>>
>>385272120
European Banterâ„¢ incoming
>>
>>385272128
Shoot myself in the head
>>
What's that thing hanging from his neck? Looks too big to be a pass
>>
>>385271559
>otter
is he dating tekkie?
>>
>>385272191
this need to know
>>
>>385272208
it is, saw other guys wearing them earlier
>>
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>>385272189

I'm not even mad

captcha: helicopter
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>>385272208
Nah they're pretty big
>>
>>385272191
THEY ARE BOTH MALE(MALE)
>>
>>385272128
If the furry is a female it's a slam dunk choice. I'd rather throw both of them into an oven though.
>>
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>>385272220
Last I knew he was dating mikl who ran Sly Cooper earlier this week
>>
>>385271559
>not a short subby femboy, grill, or smelly cuntboy cub
>skull, blue anything, tattoo
>stupid name
>punchable face
0/10 would bash
>>
>>385272463
then I choose death
>>
Where is my qt soezee
>>
>>385271420
Let's put you in front of thousands of people and see how you fare.
>>
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>>385272565
here
>>
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>>385272475
>>
>>385272604
cheers
>>
>>385272631
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>385272631
furry sex orgies
>>
>>385272724
literally the real reason people go to marathons
>>
I miss Stream Two.
>>
>blue screen

Kek
>>
>beekerest
>>
blue screen was more hype
>>
I played the shit out of agent under fire just for these vehicle missions
>>
Fucking yurop
>>
>american education
>>
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It's kinda weird how normalized furries are now. Not like it used to be back in the day.
>>
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>>385272826
me too
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How were the REmake and Resi 2 runs?
>>
>>385272724
wait...isn't that just gay sex?
>>
>>385273017
in fursuits
>>
>>385273013
people liked Remake
didn't observe RE2 reactions
>>
>>385273017
plus extra fetishes usually
>>
>>385272959
European Banterâ„¢
>>
>>385273013

REmake was lovely, m'lord.
>>
>>385272997
The weirdest part is how little effort they put into being accepted. If anything, they're more obnoxious now that they can be open about it.
>>
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hur durr
>>
>>385272189
>furry runs Kirby
>brony runs Paper Mario
I'm seeing a connection here.
>>
>>385273112
uh... bit hard to believe, doubt any MI5, MI6, MI7 agents are trained for heavily armored vehicle operation
>>
Damn what an alpha
>>
>>385273079
>>385273017
He's an otter so he's 100% into watersports play

t. furry
>>
> "Can you clap for this one"

Fuckin ameriplebs clappin for every little shit.
>>
>tfw this american runner at ESA speaks english worse than other europeans
>>
>>385273240
That doesn't seem so bad. I wish I could go swimming.
>>
>>385273174
Makes for an alpha male GQ cover shot though
>>
>>385273249
This is European Banterâ„¢
>>
>>385273329
Anon...


At least it's similar because there's usually a lot of piss in a pool, anyway.
>>
>>385273249
Americans gets stronger when someone claps or prays.
>>
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>>385273240
what, like, having gay sex...on a boat? or what?
>>
>5 1/2 minute on-rail segment

NO
>>
>>385273401
This would explain a lot of shit.
>>
>>385273413
Piss play.
>>
SOUZEE A CUTE
>>
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IMPLYING
>>
>>385273395
>>385273501
Why can't furries just be furries? Why does they always have to be into other degenerate shit as well?
>>
this dude is the epitome of a dork
>>
> "Susie you're cute."

How much panderin to qt girls can there be?
>>
>>385273483
>>385273401
This is European Banterâ„¢
>>
>>385273521
>tfw i donate that
>>
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>>385273521
Bangerra is so lucky to have a qt gf.
>>
>>385273660
DELETE
>>
>>385273587
Fuckin' kek, buttmad Americunt spamming replies. This is why America will stop being first world soon, can't handle the /bantz/. Go clap for daddy Trump.
>>
>>385273401
As long as mankind has cholesterol in its heart, America will never die
>>
Is an horse an athlete?
>>
>>385273742
O B S E S S E D
>>
>>385273742
This is European Banterâ„¢
>>
>>385273742
>America will be first world

Holy kek, europe doesn't even have air conditioning hahaha
>>
His face looked very blue screen.
>>
>>385273807
Seething.
>>
>>385273742
>assuming im american
Stay obsessed
This is European Banterâ„¢
>>
>>385273896
Because we have wind.
>>
europers are gay lol
>>
Did this guy running 007 run a game before? I remember him
>>
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So wait a minute, this guy seems like a genuinely nice guy, but is spending his 20s playing the same video game all day every day, his free time commissioning artists on deviantart to draw his favorite otter cartoon character, and his evenings taking turn pissing on / getting pissed on his male romantic partner, but what will he do when he's in his 30s and realizes it's going to be very hard and lonely growing older without children or a family?
>>
>>385274029
shut the fuck up you dumb faggot nigger cunt
>>
>>385274029
If he's lucky, he'll never realize it.
>>
>>385274029
Further decay into degeneracy like hard drugs and gays orgies and/or eventual suicide.
>>
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>Agent Under Fire

Bought that for pennies and used it to softmod my ps2. Never touched it again
>>
>>385270630
pls don't bully german Jack Black he's done nothing wrong
>>
>>385274029
>wanting a family
>>
>>385272604
I want to hug her. Does she own social media or something?
>>
>>385274029
You sound even gayer than the furry, stupid mangaposter.
>>
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>>385274029
>t's going to be very hard and lonely growing older without children or a family?


...wat the fuck? do people actually believe this?
>>
>>385274029
You don't start getting lonely until your late 40s. By that point he's probably dead
>>
SOEZEE STOLE KRIBY
>>
HE TOOK THE FUCKING PLUSHIE
>>
>>385274134
you missed out
its a legitimately good game
>>
SOEZEE
>>
>braided hair suddenly

i'm now fully erect
>>
>assuming gender

GUT THIS FASCIST
>>
>pigtails Suzie

MY COOÃ’OOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUURGGGGHHHJJH......,,!!!!!!!!!
>>
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Soezee is so qt, best ESA girl indeed.
>>
how old is SoeZee?

I don't want my thought to be illegal.
>>
I just realized I prefer the trannies of GDQ to these legit women of ESA. At least I can watch GDQ in disgust instead of feeling lonely watching ESA
>>
SoeZee is legit cute.
>>
>>385274852
>horse rider
uh oh
>>
>>385274852
>horse girl

fuck, she's a lesbian
>>
>That Kirby has Soezee smell
>>
>SoeZee is a 4/10 in Belgium

Holy shit you guys.
>>
>>385274932
See >>385273660
>>
>>385274932
More like crazy
>>
oh no, she's autistic
>>
>>385274852

>she's crazy

Just makes her hotter.
>>
>>385272475
good for him, shasta's a nice guy
>>
Is she actually retarded?
>>
Aryan Goddess
>>
>>385273660
This guy's nose is bigger than mine and I'm black what the fuck.
>>
>>385275065
Pretty sure the Warrior Within run taught us not to put our hot dogs in crazy.
>>
>>385275123
You're the retard, fuck off
>>
>Donation incentive to make everyone deaf
>>
>>385275181
>grinding her teeth
Yea, she is high.
>>
This is hostingkino. What the fuck is happening?
>>
hööks
>>
>>385275062
>>385275123

pls no bully
>>
>>385275181
>Brown hair
>Aryan
>>
>>385275123
SHE IS JUST NERVOUS
FUCK SAKE
>>
>the mexican runner
More NASA than fucking NASA.
>>
Have you ever fallen in love with a speedrunning girl /v/?
>>
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Dancing Soezee.
>>
>>385275292
>that cute butt

Damn.
>>
>>385275268
>having sex with speedrunner
>about to cum
>aaaand time
>>
Best move they've made is giving that tired playlist a break.
>>
>Chakan up later
Dear god no.
>>
>at least they're here. Can't be that bad

These two are fucking amazing at filling time.
>>
>>385275292
cute
>>
>>385275268
it isn't worth it
>>
Give these two their own live show.
>>
Why does Alko host every gosh darn ESA? He hasn't gotten better at it in three years
>>
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>>385275431
>>
rip plant
>>
BIG GUY CONFIRMED
>>
>3 hour run
naptime
>>
>3 hours of this couch

welp i'm out
>>
time to jet
>>
>>385275639

That couch is not gonna make it 3 hours with that guy sitting on it.
>>
>3 hours of this
fuck
>>
infamous is a good game
>>
what should i watch instead of 3 hours of this shit?
>>
>3 hours
By the time this end Soezee will go away.
>>
>>385275268

A girl(male)?
>>
>>385275698
furry porn
>>
>>385275639
damn, didn't notice the time

but sounds good, I now have 3 hours to catch up on old missed runs instead
>>
>>385275698

Soezee's sex tape.
>>
Recommended runs so far?
>>
>>385275812
Infamous
>>
>>385275812

My Summer Car
Vice City
REmake
>>
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>>385275662
>>
>>385275754
>tfw have three hours left of the GTA IV run
Perfect
>>
>>385275812
illbleed
hotline miamis
paper mario (for the funny autism)
>>
Back in SGDQ I said I was gonna play Dark Souls for the first time.

Well, I'm done with it, it was fun. I have 2 installed on my PS4 now. Should I go for it? Is it THAT bad?
>>
>>385275924
It's okay. You'll probably be disappointed coming off of Dark Souls, but it's worth playing.
>>
>>385275924
It's better than DS3
>>
>>385275924
its not bad, just really really long and tedious in places
>>
ah yes, "reapers"
>>
every time I see that spanish flag, I think of vega's stage music from street fighter 2
>>
>>385275924
honestly i'd skip it for 3 or bloodborne, I played 2 straight after 1 and was pretty disappointed
>>
Nice to ser a spaniard that actually can speak english
>>
>>385275924
Yes, it is THAT bad. You should play it anyway, it highlights some aspects you took for granted or didn't notice and helps you understand the series' strengths better.
>>
The more i watch this the more i remember how much stuff they didnt include in second son
>>
>>385277134
>>385276682
>>385276080
>>385276046
>>385275987
Guess I'll start once the event is over then. I also have BB ready to play but I didn't buy DaS3 yet.
>>
>>385275924
2 honestly feels no where near as bad as people have said over the years, especially after DaS1, especially playing it in 2017
only disappointment, and this goes for all the games, is that none followed the brilliant world design of DaS1's undeadberg where everything is interconnected
>>
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So is it comfy (boring) time now?
>>
>>385278195
maximum comfy time
>>
>>385278195
comfy requires harry potter desu
>>
>>385275924
dark souls 2 is a very good game and only hated by unimportant memes like "that place doesn't feel right being there in the lore".
there's plenty of very nice DLC boss fights and normal bosses as well.
there's way more diversity of weapons moves as well.
>>
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>>385275431
>"So what's the status on the donation incentive? Am I filling or breaking the condom?"
>>
>>385278195
Stop posting this boy please
>>
>>385279314
Id speedrun Mia bareback%
>>
why is thred ded?
>>
>>385279832
Graveyard shift, shit sony game
>>
>>385279832

We're all jerking it to trap porn. It's that time again.
>>
>>385279924
not me
i can't jerk while drunk, otherwise i get the burning penis syndrome
>>
>>385279998
That sounds hot.
>>
>>385280440
it is extremely painful
an hour of just sitting on the toilet with piss sitting in your urethra
>>
>>385279998

My penis is also burning for you.
>>
I almost would prefer the trannies of GDQ to the hotties of ESA. How can one watch ESA and not want to kill themselves over no cutie to cuddle with?
>>
>>385280716
don't say shit you'd regret
>>
>>385280716
I want to marry Mia
>>
new
>>385280982
>>385280982
>>385280982
>>385280982
>>
>>385280716
yeah making fun of trannies is more fun than wanting to die
>>
>>385279548
>Id speedrun Maral bareback%
FTFY
>>
>>385281050
Exactly. I'd rather be disgusted and furious than depressed and suicidal
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