Alright... /v/ockbusters. Just in case ye haven't played before, its when I give out a set of initials and a cryptic clue, and you end up with summat to do with vidya. For example, one we had was "That bloke pushed me around from 8 to midnight." and the initials were S.K.
That was Shove all night. Shovel Knight.
Right. Let's go, then.
First one:
That Family Guy had an episode last night where the daughter had a sex change.
Initial is M.
Second one:
Make sure you put your parachute on, first!
Initial there is F.
And the third one:
I've never seen a jumper like that before.
Initial there is R.
>>385256105
>First one:
Metroid
>Second one:
Fallout
>And the third one:
No clue.
Bump, and that
>>385257391
1/3 mate
>>385256105
1 is megaman
>>385258239
and is 3 reccetear, like rare sweater?
If it's that then you're fired.
OH KARL, YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT. THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE, YOU EDJIT.
2/3 have been answered
>>385258338Rareware
>>385260065
OK, that's it. You're not doing this any more. "I've never seen a jumper like that before." That's rare ware, is it? Well, why not "OOh, there are only 10 of those shoes in the world". Or "what an unusual hat?" Rare ware? That's rubbish! Right. Play a song. We're not doing this bit again...Thanks. Good game.
It's not cryptic though, it's shiiiiit.
>>385260681
how about
It's poisonous, that outfit.
>>385261127
Letters?
>>385261127
Or why not "A type of meat that's also clothing?"
>Yeah, I should be able to sort that out for you. C.
>It's a trio of string instruments. P.
>I need to help one of my siblings prepare for a marathon. T.
Okay, I've got a new new one for you.
An Italian man refuses.
A
OK, I'll say it again. Little italian fella. You ask him, "Hey mate, want some pizza?" And he doesn't want any pizza. What does he say?
And the letter is A
Ok I've got one...
Have you checked tomorrows forecast? Looks like it's going to blow a gale!
Initial is M:
>>385261708
Morrowind:)
>>385261765
I was laughing so hard writing it like an autistic faggot
>>385261535
Anno?
>>385261517
Is the last one Transistor?
The uhh.. the French bloke is friends with a jungle cat and it's sweltering outside. And that's H.
Hard one
First i decided to beat myself with a stick, then these other fellas until i wanted to change em
C C E
>>385261938
a-yes!
>>385261942
Yup.
I made a picture of the blind and deaf woman. P.
>>385262024
Hot lion mon amie
In some cultures they eat a serpents heart.
SE
Oh that sky looks ominous!
DC
I heard the ghost had a tumble..
PC
>>385262174
You got it
>>385262180
Snake eater
Dark cloud
Poltergeist crash
>>385262389
Phantom crash but ye
>>385256105
1. Megaman
2. Fallout
3. Rareware
There was this old woman right...went down to the shop an' bought a container to put all 'er money in. That's a P.
This little Jamaican fellah right.... attempted to scam a few people, but it didn't work. C
nother little Jamaican lad right, woke up one mornin' and thought e'd turned into a frog. C
>>385263643
1. Purse-owner (Persona)
How are you people so good at thinking like a baldy heady twat that is Karl Pilkinton
>>385263960
Well done, not bad, always have an easy one to get them hooked in.