Woah

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old game advertisement thread?

>>385253507
My favorite flavor is transparent!

Old video game ads were weird.
I miss it.

>>385253607
WAHOOED

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>remember the time croc fucking ate mario, crash and lara croft

>>385253806
now I know where vore fetishism comes from

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>>385253701
>Toyota ECHO

>>385253701
Why doesn't he just tighten up his one belt instead of putting on another one?

>>385253926
Translation?

>>385253926
That's a fucking deep pull. Jesus christ France, Cocko Rocco? Too bad I can't read French for fuck.

>>385254268
>>385254317
Kinda hard to translate that one but basically "S'envoyer en l'air" both means "Going up in the sky" and "Fucking".
So "Going up in the sky is mostly a matter of style".
Hencewhy they put in Rocco.

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>Bioware

>>385253507
they're all white

glad that racism is behind us

>>385253701
That ...Whatever is clearly shopped in.

>>385254621
Woah

>>385254217
1st belt is to hold up the pants only
2nd belt is to hold up the first belt

>>385254621
Jesus Lord almighty we need to go back

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>Transparent shells will never be a thing again

>>385254494
Makes the ad just seem poorly written to begin with but i'm not French. Still, what a very French thing to do.

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>>385254621

>>385254478
This is begging to be used in a file name. Now if only I had an ounce of creativity in my body...

>>385254804
>we will never get a transparent Switch or transparent joycons
Why even live?

>>385253806
I remember this one. As a loyal, underaged nintenbro it made me legitimately angry

>>385254816
It's kinda clever but not really suited for a videogame, I think it would have worked better for an airline company or something along these lines.

>>385254621
so she has crabs?

lol

>>385253926
Is this why the dreamcast failed?

>>385254959
Very. But then, I don't even know what that fucking game is about so hey. There are a lot of clever puns in all languages (maybe even some of those click clack types) but English gets by so easily because of the ugly bastard that it is. That tennis girl as is hot stuff, though.

>>385254889
>Katawa Shoujo: Prison Edition

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Well /v/, which one are you?

>>385255339
>tfw playing my Wii U right now

>>385255339
I can just look at my own breasts.

>>385255561
time to hit the gym, fatty

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>>385255561
underrated

>>385253507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWh_6jutU7M

The commercial was so cool I wanted it over the GBC, which was coming that year. I still got the GBC, though which is the better choice.

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>>385255131
Dreamcast truly was ahead of its time. If a console advertised itself using cute boys today, it would fly off the shelves. I'm playing School Idol QT Cool right now!

>>385255561
>>>/fit

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The future is here!

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>>385253507
>all tongues are women
What did they mean by that

>>385255561
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>385255569
what's the purple monster called?

>>385254621
The smell would probably be off putting. I imagine it smells like the dumpster behind a red lobster.

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new ads?

>>385255339
does my mom's breasts count?
I dont care either way, i'm more of a dick kind of guy

>>385256598
This can't be real

>>385256598
>game not included
>collector's edition of a game
this is bait, right???

>>385256598
>game not included

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>>385256598
>game not included

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>>385256776
>>385256730
How fucking new are you people?

>>385256883
>>385257083
its so that they don't have to make individual versions of the collectors edition on every platform, so they won't wind up overstocked
its actually smart desu

>>385257284
Sorry I don't follow every AAA western shit title that comes out.

>>385257480
So you follow every AAA jap shit title that comes out?

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>>385257556
Pretty much yes.

>>385253692
Kek

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>>385255569
Damn. Even 7s ads were better. Poor 6 always living in its shadow.

>>385257284
sorry man, I dont tend to follow the development of shitty games that I have 0 interest in. I was here for all the "my face is tired" memes but dont recal seeing that fucking travesty. But then again, the new Assassins Creed has a 600 dollar edition, so i've come to expect nothing less from AAA's

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>>385257870
>$600 edition

and they're all sold out

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>>385254621
>That crab pussy armor

>>385254621
rip bioshit

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woah

>>385257870
Actually it's $800 and it's sold out on all platforms

>>385254268
>>385254494
>>385254816
>>385254959

"S'envoyer en l'air" is more like "getting laid"

So "Getting laid is all about style" should be a more accurate translation

>>385255997

Mag Roader I think.

>>385257953
This game was my childhood.

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>>385258038
>lammy midriff

>>385256254
That was my first thought, but then I assumed it was completely dessicated by tropical sun and 105 degree temps, and we'll cured by salt.
But yeah, most fantasy characters would probably stink in reality.

>>385258279
is it a word play? I don't get what a hoverboard videogame has to do with getting laid

>>385257953
Despite being super edgy by today's standards, this is kind of cool.
I want off Mr. Post-irony's wild ride.

>>385258841
Jesus fuck I'm dying

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>>385255569
Green is Behemot
White is Doomgaze
Pink is Syphoon?
Yellow is that wheel boss at kefka empire
no idea about purple, maybe this guy?

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You guys still have your old magazines right?

>>385258841
what the fuck

>>385253701
>ff8
>9.9.99
ya blew it

>>385259178
Furthest that mine goes back is the announcement of MGS3 on Official PlayStation Magazine

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>>385258841

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>>385258841

>>385253926
based rocco

>>385258841
cant b real

>>385259215
North American release was 9.9.99, ya blew it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VIII#Reception
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VIII

>>385259178
Man, so many old EGM magazines lost to water damage. It hurts.

>>385258841
There's no fucking way that's real.

>>385257953
Fun fact: the composer for The Elder Scrolls games since Morrowind started his career with Secret of Evermore.

Before we got Nerevar Rising, we got this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IvqZfIlUl4

>>385258841
fyi this is shopped

but the 90s were weird enough that I wouldn't be surprised if it were true

>>385259612
>NES
>90s

>>385258841
Is this real? Holy kek. I mean, I know advertisers didn't give a single fuck in the 90s, god fucking damn.

>>385256753
ew

>>385259643
oh shit you're right

the 80s were p weird too

>>385259194
this is fake
original here https://www.buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/raddest-pages-from-the-1990-world-of-nintendo-catalog?utm_term=.supx0EPvX#.rx1v6JX4V

>>385256753
Anybody have the original? I think I actually remember seeing this flyer as a teen and getting worried.

>>385258225
HAHAHAHA
FAGGOT

>>385259779
Use an archive link for BuzzFeed next time, seriously.

>>385259959
this isn't reddit.com/r/kotakuinaction you fucking queer

>>385253701
ah shit

i can't believe FF8 did as well as it did being released the same fucking day as the Dreamcast

>>385254804
But why tho? Everyone loves them. Why the fuck doesn't Nintendo listen?

>>385260004
Wanna know how I know you're from Reddit, projectionist?

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>>385258841
Wait, what?

>>385259847
worried about what?

>>385254621
holy shit, its like she fell into a dumpster full of seaside arts n crafts and somehow came out with an outfit with seashell nipple pasties and crab pussy armor.

>>385260205
The direction gaming was taking.

>>385260214
Still would.

>>385253806
Hey is that Luigi?? HAHA

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>>385258841
Broooooo I still have that Mario blanket at home

>>385257850
uh

no

you obviously weren't alive when FF6 was out because even though RPGs were still niche it was UNANIMOUSLY AGREED that FF3 was fucking 100% A+ by shit tons of magazines and this wasn't BS metacritic shit because, like i said before, RPGs were niche and no one was going to say a game like FF3 was shit because it wasn't.

>>385260236
yeah, achievements suck.

>>385259537
youre retarded. he was pointing out that it was final fantasy EIGHT and released on a date that was all NINES

>>385259178
yes

in fact, i just pulled about 150~ issues of gamepro, EGM, tips n tricks, hardcore gamer and others from the trash. someone tossed them out.

i have like complete years of gamepro from like 1994 to 1998 now, its awesome.

Anyone remember the GameShark ad that's a family photo, and the sister has a shark bite out of her arm?

>>385256753
Legendary

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I wish it was the 90s

>>385260435
I never said it was shit. Its a great game. It just lives under 7's shadow in any retrospective light. Fans of 6 score it by how much better it is "than that overrated piece of SHIT LIFE RUINER 7".

>>385256753
I remember how much fun we made of this and now like 60% of /v/ does this.

>>385260682
yeah because 8/8/88 is totally doable, fucking idiot

>>385253926
FRENCHFAGS BEING FAGGOTS AS USUAL

>>385260774
But the internet was slow as shit and the graphics sucked

>>385258841

This explains a lot, Nintendofags.

>>385258409
what the actual fuck, why were these ads made?

>Game intended for children
>Has a fucking couple in it

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>>385260774

>>385261089
internet sucked
graphics were on point

only us oldfags will know what it was like to have true hype waiting for Mario 64 to release
and it was even BETTER than we could have ever fucking imagined.

anyone who says the N64 controller was shit didn't play Mario64 at launch. shit was better than fucking perfect. so finely tuned and yet PS was STILL using a d-pad for control...

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>>385258409
This doesn't even make sense

>>385259847
that is the original?

what are you talking about?

>>385261385
The name sounds like chlamydia, an STD.

>>385261385
I think Klonoa here is a euphemism for an STD

Not that it makes sense anyways

>>385259468
>>385259578
>>385259612
>>385259681
>>385260185
>>385260371

I think it's from Mad Magazine

>>385256753
>i looked just like this kid minus the braces

WAKE ME UP

>>385259537
im talking about the 8th game being released on 9.9.99 dumbass

>>385254621
>sit down
>stab yourself in the cunt with 10 different kinds of seashells

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>>385253507
How can tonguelets even compete?

>>385260836
yeah, they blew it. hence the original post. you are double retarded

>>385254804
The 2DS had six different transparent shell variants, red with grey buttons, blue with grey buttons, red with SFC buttons, blue with SFC buttons, green with SFC buttons, and yellow with SFC buttons. Last four were all Japan-only, though.

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>>385254217

it's a gunbelt, dumbass

>>385261605
>you will never have a cock long enough or be flexible enough to suck yourself and cum in your mouth
why live

>>385259178
I have a lot of Gameinformers in my closet. The one I really remember is them talking about Kingdom Hearts

>>385261372
from what i remember. n64 controller didn't even matter. just played the games at my friend's house. and we played the playstation games at my house.

>>385259178
Burned them all.
I'm a hoarder at heart so i can't afford to indulge in it outside inside games.

>>385261550
>>385261551
>Comparing the game you're trying to sell with a STD
I mean bugchasers are a thing, but still

>>385258841
Nintendo fans confirmed for being molested as kids

>>385255747
how can you tell

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>>385253926

I want to talk to the PR firm and the person in charge that thought "you know what, lets hire that guy who fucks 18y/o girls in the ass and gets his butthole eaten by them for a living" and ask him what the fuck went through his head at that moment.

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Nintendo switch in atomic purple when?

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>>385259178
course I do

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>>385262167
The lips are full feminine

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>>385262517

Imagine getting rimmed by that tongue. It would be heaven on earth

>>385262064
Namco has never been good at marketing the series.

They used fish taco coupons to market the Wii remake.
Wahoo's fish tacos. Because Klonoa goes wahoo.
Cute, but there are so few locations to actually use your coupon that it was entirely pointless.

>>385262597
Don't remind me.

Are videogame magazines still a thing? I don't go out much

>>385262808
Just gameinformer, which is Gamestop's monthly publication and about as useful as Kotaku

>>385255747
They wanna stick their tongue in your pants (pocket) you moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>385262808

>ywn be 13/16y/o again mowing lawns and doing chores to afford a game mag subscribtion
>ywn be pumped again for new issues to release full with demos, patches and full version games

Those were the times man.

>>385259178
Have some local ones, but not here. Probably should scan those sometime. Wouldn't even call those magazines. Just free advertisements from nintendo.

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>>385258841
oh

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>He didnt keep his old Nintendo Powers

>tfw Nintendo will probably never officially release all of Nintendo Power online

>>385257856
This one's actually pretty good.

I miss when ads had a little spice to them. It made them interesting and actually worked to get you curious about the product.

Now everything has to be clean and sterile to avoid "offending" anyone and afs are just annoying worthless shit that you automatically tune out.

>>385253507
Advertising used to bad ok.

>>385253926
its just smells

>>385254217

He's wearing three belts actually. One is a properly placed belt around his waist and the other two are gun belts to look hip and stylish (also gunblade you fuckwit).

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>>385253926

>good looking
>Italian
>huge sausage
>fucks young girls
>probably has a shit ton of money

It's not fucking fair. It's unbalanced as hell.

>>385259178
I have a stack of old Dreamcast magazines somewhere, those are a little sad to look through now

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>>385262598
>Wahoo's fish tacos

>>385254020
what are you implying

i own one and its a super reliable car

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>>385258841
Time to rain on parades

>>385263261
fucking FRAMED an ad
not even a classic Nintendo game ad...

also
keeping fucking NP past the N64 era issues...

>>385263739

Toyota is square as fuck, it's a shitty promotion.

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>>385263261
>Where's that spider

What kind of sadistic parent would give a kid this book?

>>385263728
its moreover sad to look at them with future knowledge

i mean, i sat and read the letters section and seeing people writing in to ask where all the 3DO and Jag games and reviews were is damn disheartening.

>>385263913
Why would I frame a nintendo ad? Ninty ads were horrible as evidenced by the thread.

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>The SNES has no games

The more things change the more they stay the same.

>>385264085
>Not even one noteworthy SNES title
>Sega Padded to hell with shovelware to look bigger

Holy fuck its like sony personified

>>385264085
>shows SNES games
>shows good shit like PilotWings, UN Squadron and Final Fight 1.

fuck sega, are you stupid? you were supposed to show shit games!

>>385263952
It's a pretty tight car for what it was

Cheap and extremely reliable plus the largest cabinsize of every other car in its class. I drove one of those to 600 000km before I got something different and it would have easily gone to 1 mil

>>385264186
probably because they would be sued if they showed SMW or something

>>385264296
are you a fucking salesman for cars or some shit?

>>385254621
>This killed the crab, but he didn't really mind.

>>385254804
I'm pretty sure custom transparent joycons exist so it isn't 100% out of the question

>>385264389
no, I'm just old enough to drive. Keep it up champ you'll make it one day

>>385264085
Why don't companies do stuff like that anymore? Someone just decided that it's not okay?

>>385255661
Don't remind me of that shitshow game. I enjoy traps, and yet this somehow managed to spark deep anger within me

>>385263261
I actually had that exact one on top, among others.

got rid of them in a move not too long ago, I believe.

used to get them when I was in grade school

>>385259847
that is the original, retard

>Now you're playing with Power
>It's a whole lot more
>Are you keeping up with the Commodore? 'Cause the Commodore is keeping up with you
>The fun starts here
>Do it!
>To be this good takes AGES
>Dream on
>If you still want a Saturn your head must be in Uranus
>Do the math
>This is Living
>It only does everything!
>Wii would like to play
>4 the Players

>>385263261
That's actually kinda neat. I only have a few art prints framed, but I'd like to start doing it with more unique things. Maybe some Little Armory box art?

>>385264625
LOOOOOOL foh you square

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>meanwhile, in 1989 /v/

>>385264840
>NES
>?
>Commodore 64
>?
>?
>Saturn?
>Dreamcast?
>Playstation? 3DO?
>Jaguar
>?
>PS3?
>Wii
>PS4

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>>385254217
You ain't seen nothin' yet kid

>>385264724
What? Why? I'm quite enjoying it for what it is. It's obviously no House in Fata Morgana, but it's fun. Is it because it spends some time actually discussing gender identity vs physical sex?

>>385264684
because what would they fucking show?
almost 99% of xbox shit is fucking multiplat or worse, cross platform with Win10

sony and nintendo have more fucking exclusive games than MS has, so what is the point? nintendo has ALWAYS been in their own fucking bubble of "we really don't fucking care about the competition, we care about fun" for the last 30 years and Sony outside of that is the fucking king with all the exclusives and jap shit that MS doesn't have

>>385264956
Holy shit

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>meanwhile, in 1995 /v/

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>>385262517
WHOOOO

>>385259178
I have mine from when the Nintendo/Sony Playstation was still gonna be a thing. Might dig it up.

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>meanwhile, in 1997 /v/

>>385265081
No that doesn't even bother me. I beat the whole game, got all the cg, then I figured out that qt-cool is supposed to sound like cuticle, and that made me so irrationally angry I deleted everything and never came back to it again.

>>385259178
Yes. Mostly issues of PSM and EGM, with some GameInformer, OXM, and Games for Windows (and if it counts, Games Magazine).
Might scan them if I had a scanner and if they were in better shape.

>>385265670
Does your Playstation have the smiley face PSM sticker?

>>385265220
>As you see the word "Loading..." constantly on the screen...

this entire thing is gold
>someone does the *NOT* meme and youre about to laugh, but you think and then it actually makes sense

>>385259178
Somewhere...Not sure where. First ever gaming mag was a Tips 'N Tricks that dealt with FF8 and I think Ape Escape.

I miss EGM and Tips 'N Tricks (Back when they were still good and not paper thin bullshit). Gamepro was mostly shit, but they had some OK guides every now and then, and Nintendo Power was mostly good for the free shit you would get every now and then.

>>385265085
I don't know, you could pull up anything from your ass. Considering that these platform wars have been around for decades which are apparently popular especially on this board. I'm just assuming there's some laws so you can't do it.

>>385254621
What the fuck are they even trying to say, like they literally wanted to get little kids no no spot to itch, the ad achieves nothing else, it certainly doesn't speak a damn word about how the game play is like or what you do.

>>385255561
everytime

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>Not owning the limited edition Ice Blue Game Boy Pocket

>>385259178
I lost a ton of them to a flood. Almost all of my Nintendo Powers.

>>385265613
Oh. I actually totally understand. That is a very strange pun.

>>385266205
>NWN
>A game for kids

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>>385265553
>Phony Playshitstation

>>385255742
damn, $200 for a console on launch? what a fucking steal. $60 games in 1996 on the other hand...

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>>385266229
>not owning the limited edition Cajun Spice Gameboy

>>385266372
Inflation bro. $60 was like $30 back then

>>385263261
i know from the avgn this nintendo power ahve some nasty ads can you show it?

>>385266497
Like what? I've got several issues. anything in mind?

>>385254804
Because third party ones are crap, and the Nintendo first-party ones were made of Nintendium, and we know those mines ran out years ago.

>>385266372
Cheaper than some of the SNES games...

>>385266461
Not how inflation works, brah.

>>385266461
Thats not how inflation works. Earnings are inflated too so value is about the same.

>>385262064
Nintenbros confirmed bugchasers

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>>385265845
Sadly, no.
The issues I have were more like this.

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>>385265553
>Pretendo 69
too much fun

>That Pokemon ad where the Pokemon are in a bus and get squashed in a trash compactor

>>385253701
>9.9.99
>ywn sneak ffviii out of the christmas wrapping paper a few hours before your mom gets home from work to play for a while without saving just in case she checks your memory card even though she has no idea how a playstation even works
Getting older isn't a good feeling.

Dumping a few scans, give me a sec

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>>385265553
>Phony PlayShitStation

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>>385258841
Sweet Jesus

>>385255742

>Joystick
>Joycon

Holy fuck I never realized this. Nintendo has been planning this for 20 years....

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>>385267063

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>>385267246
I miss these segments

>>385267246
That's not a scan, Anon

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>>385262597

>>385266743
>>385266620
I think he's trying to say that 60$ today is worth as much as 30$ back then.

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>>385264956

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>>385267345

>>385256753
Anyone find him weirdly cute?

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>>385265553
>>385265220
>these bants and shitposting are older than most of /v/

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I liked this ad for reasons.

>>385263261
I have the artbook for Symphonia that came with a pre-order. It ain't special but it has some good stuff. By no means mint. I beat it to Titty Ninja for a month straight.

>>385267470
Still not how it works. Oh sure, reverse inflation would be roughly $39.00, but real inflation numbers state that each $60 game back then would be about $93 today.

>>385266384
you mean, the limited edition Desert Storm Survivor Gameboy

they should have given that thing a fucking purple heart!

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2003 - its better than nothing

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>>385256753

>>385261576
Before you go go.

>>385267707
>BEGONE THOT!

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>>385268159
You too can spend a day with con-man!

>>385268027
man
sheena was the worst fucking character

hey!
lets put her summons behind the fucking paywall known as overlimit!

>>385268280
shit, i forgot that we got, TWICE, the shittiest versions of of good games as GBA ports in the west:

Megaman & Bass and Tales of Phantasia

>>385255618
>poster exactly one minute earlier
>"underrated"
you have to go back

>>385254621
Poor fucking crab

>>385268390
shit
it tells you that you only got fucking 3 lives and 1 continue like "you gonna need to git gud faggot!"

>>385268497
sure
poor crab because it lacks giant pincers to free itself from pussy enslavement

and i believe that is the weirdest post i made on this site in 13 years!

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>>385258841
Jesus motherfucking christ

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>>385261089
To be perfectly honestly with you, the internet is too fast
You can do too much in so little time
It's consuming. My life is in ruins

>>385268647
Damn, you got me bro.

too bad i was given that one at a flea market :)

>>385253926
>look at the image
>huh, that's pretty gay, guess its meant to be humorous
>see it says Rocco Siffredi

Why are French people like this?

>All of the poor crab posts

Are you guys fucking blind? Its not even a crab, just the back shell, its obviously been hunted and dead for years like the shells and scalops on her bra.

>>385260205
>>385260481
>people still sperg out over achievements existing

>>385268281
A paywall? What? You could summon on the GCN version. And overlimit was easy to get, it just did fuck all of value for most characters unless you were playing on PS2 and got those sick motorcycle costumes and overlimits for all characters. Hell, i'm pretty sure i'd seen Lloyd's and Genis' many, many times. If Fulmination is his. I don't fully recall.

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>>385269334
Holy judgement, Indignation judgement and Falcon's crest are the only Mystic arte/Hi ougis that got into the GC version.

t - 41 playthroughs

>>385265023
>not even wearing pants

>>385260359
haha. brilliant.

>>385257284
I know there's no fucking way it's still around, but I'm not opening that you nigger

>>385253806
Whst do you think it'd feel like in Croc's belly? Just asking for a friend, haha

>>385269585
I watched a few of his videos today. He's pretty hilarious, why do his vids have like 20k views max?

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>>385264956
>Hottest thing since zelda had her first period

NINTENDO BTFO

>>385263261
i have mine but threw em all somewhere in the basement. i just couldn't find a reason to keep them around.

>>385269334
how do you abuse getting OL then on harder difficulties?
remember faggot, this isn't fucking ToV!

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Oh shit, I think I just struck a goldmine. I found an article with the TTYD devs about fans asking why the writing is drastically different than 64.

"We want to appeal to older gamers because its a complex story and hilarious game" - Shigeru Miyamoto

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>>385266205
>NWN
>a story-driven RPG with DnD mechanics
>for kids

>>385265220
>oh you're an AOLer, nevermind :)

Were AOLers the plebbitors of the 90s?

>>385258841
F. This is why you don't fire people during their shift.

haha[/spoler]

>>385255561
BELFAST
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>>385253926

Cocasse

>>385269976
Look up Eternal September.
Basically, AOL let you access newsgroups, so all you had to do to shitpost on forums was get a free trial CD.

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>>385269482
Indignation, right. I think one was Collette's but the other... Zelos? I haven't played in a while. I guess here's a photo of the book just to prove I ain't lying. Also, easily my favourite Tales. Couldn't tell you why. And god damn I will always shill Baten Kaitos.

>>385262517
WHO IS THIS FUCKING GODDESSSSSSSSSSSS I'VE BUSTED 4 NUTS TO THIS ALREADY

>>385270745
Holy Judgement = Colette
Indignation Judgement = Genis
Falcon Crest = Lloyd

Zelos/Kratos was Shining bind/Divine judgement, and PS2 only.

>>385269919
You don't? Why would you need to? I think there was an item that would put you into it that looked like a sphere with rings around it but it happens a lot. I mean I easily had over 1k hours on all my playthroughs but OL was when your character had like, a dark aura or effect that was focused on the centre of their body, right? Cuz any time your downie AI would eat an enemy AoE and you'd be low health you'd see it happen.

>>385253507
I wanna kiss those tongues. Where's my Gameboy again?

>>385270967
>Using an All-divide
All divide doesnt put you into overlimit, it lowers the general rate of damage done/dealt by one stage for the duration of the battle. ie: Boss does less damage but so do you. Stacking those is only going to draw out a fight to ludicrous levels. I should know, I did it for Abyssion with 7 All divides just to see what would happen.

>>385270875
I don't remember Falcon Crest at ALL and i'm sure i've seen it. Also were the hot tubs in Luin or in Japan land? I'm pretty sure the joke weapons were in Luin. Which I think you couldn't fully fix until after NotLloyd'sWorld.

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>>385265112

its fake you retard
>>385264956

>>385271175
Hot tubs are in neither. They're off the coast of Kats island in a secret spot.

Falcons crest is only obtainable when Lloyd has Eternal sqordsman equipped and is using the material blade.

>>385270792
>I'VE BUSTED 4 NUTS TO THIS ALREADY

I feel bad for you and also curious why you were born with 4 nuts.

>>385269820
Because he is notoriously lazy and only posts twice a year if you're lucky.

>>385271402
Is THAT

A MOTHERFUCKING

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE [REFERENCE]??????

>captcha
>brando zama

Even if it wasn't a reference, it is now

>>385261470
>>385264815
Wait is that where that meme is from?

I need to go back and lurk moar on the dramatica I guess.

>>385254621
Centipedes?

>>385267246
I used to own that issue, but I threw it out along with most of the my Nintendo Power issues. Now the only NP I have left is one with a bunch of themes for Animal Crossing.

>>385261636

Nigger stop samefagging

>>385268390
That art is so fucking rad, I think I found myself a new wallpaper.

>>385259959
I clicked the link anyways to trigger you

>>385264684
The days of playful banter is dead. Everyone has paper-thin skin these days.

>>385264684
Because it's illegal you retard

>>385263087
Oh man, the joy of getting a demo disc in the mail every month. The memories make the present hurt.

>>385271140
>using more than 1 AD to fight Abyssion

you fucking madman

what happened?
did you get bored?

>>385267246
>Jone Dollar

what the fuck does that mean!

>>385271567
yeah man
i can remember getting that ad too
then i saw it on 4chan and laughed at that shit

god, i can remember stupid plans like drawing dicks on pictochat and sending them to demo units in stores back in 2004

shit
if ANYONE tells you its true, you are here forever is NOT a fucking joke anons

its true

>>385272097
Did I just get reverse baited

>>385271280
Now I know why. Because they're dog shit compared to Abyssion and the Sword Dancer weapon. Unless i'm mistaking those, too. I really need to do another playthrough. I was thinking, while typing at least, that it demanded you were in tech or skill, whatever Tales ability split system is.
>>385271140
You're right, I was mistaken. Well at least I know I forced Collette's a bunch but mostly saw Indignation since I didn't like bringing her along much when I could have Regal and Sheena. God I fucking hate that only one of your sword and board members is permanent. Jesus i'm still so mad about that. His VA was so much fucking better and he's the actually gay dude, unlike the queerbait that replaces him.

>>385271935
>Did you get bored.
Nah. I play symphonia for kicks when I'm bored, it was just one of my many runs where I figured it'd be a good time waster for 6 hours. with a level 7 collete

>>385265023
Lulu was the closest thing I've ever had to a waifu. I wanted those tits on my underage virgin face so badly.

>>385272248
You are aware you can get Kratos back over Zelos right? Just choose not to meet with anyone else in Flanoir and instead Zelos betrays you and you can kill him off for good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GezC4wsU__M

>>385253507
I wanna fuck that wall of mouths.

>>385265023
>A literal dress made of belts

NOMURA.

FUCKING.

STOP.

>>385269939
Where the fuck is that shiggy nowadays?

>>385264684
the closest thing i can remember is that "how to play used games on your ps4" thing when the ps4 and xbone were just coming out.
i haven't followed the xbone really at all, so i don't know if microsoft ever changed their policy on not allowing used games to be played on the console, but that's how it used to be. i think then they may have caved and added some strange and convoluted system to play used games, if my memory serves right (it very well may not). then sony came out with the video i mentioned, where it's just one guy handing a game to another guy. pretty funny.

>>385272414
I was pretty sure that no matter what you did Kratos HAS to die near the end. And I do mean end. And yeah, i'm well aware of making sure he stays. I'm probably just mixing up my playrheough with my dad's. Pretty sure it happens after the hot/cold bit. Or was that in the desert? But to get back on topic i'm sure all summons except maybe a couple are in the GCN version. Also farming those points was fucking great. It sucks that to get everything required some serious fucking grinding.

>>385272563
I'm sure your words have reached him 15 years into the past.

>>385256753
Great Hole

>>385272634
Bluepilled by Super Paper Mario

>>385264953
youre white as fuck dude just stop its embarrassing

>>385272563
that was the first real time of me noticing all the belts too

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>>385265553
>>Poor Nintendo geeks sitting with a vaporware system while I play my Playstation...
>As you see the word "Loading" constantly on the screen
SAVAGE

>>385264953
kys phoneposter

>>385265023
>tfw the belts are just cosmetic and the corset is the only thing holding the entire outfit together

>>385253507
>Far right tongue
I've had Thrush before, I don't like it

>>385272683
>In the end
If going off into space with a dying planet and a bunch of expspheres means death then yes, But given your choices you can keep him in your party for the entire final stretch of the game as opposed to zelos.

And yes, all summons bar Quasi seal, are in the GC version, but they don't count as mystic artes. Sheena's one true Mystic arte is Quasi seal, Summon Birth and Summon:Origin are just relaly powerful spells like Klarth in phantasia

>>385263737
i remember i got a used copy of harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban for ps2 back in 2013 and it came with a free movie ticket to the movie and i actually tried to use it

>>385272739
>>385272854
Shh virgins

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>>385257856
god damn i love it. to bad its not very relevant due to physical media (magazines, newspapers etc)

>>385261562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gw5pyjBYmQ

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