ITT: Video game characters that are literally you
>>385253859
Nice. This is me.
>>385252224
I'm not a video game character though.
>>385252224
>>385252224
captcha: stop aqui
>>385254618
He said literally(metaphorically)
Literally me
>>385252224
CCC translation fucking when?
>>385255039
Show me yourcape
>>385255039
no youre not you faggot
>>385252224
no video game characters know what "literally" means so i cant be one :-(
>>385253859
>>385253934
>>385254823
Color me surprised /v/ is full of sociopaths.
Literally all me.
/fitlit/ and tall.
>>385255129
Okay.
Before you say what I know you're going to: Duck Amuck
>>385255356
Cute
>>385255329
A-Are you the AI google is working on?
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>>385255520
sharpie in pooper
literally me
Can you just stop wanting to smell my eggs, they have no smell at all
>>385255520
Wait, where's the dick?
Give Mario a giant penis and you literally have me.
>>385252224
>>385255520
>dude
Aaaaand now I'm disappointed
>>385255520
You fucking slut
>>385252224
Pic related
>>385255520
Don't even care if you are a guy anon, you do you
>>385255883
You haven't tasted cum yet you fuckin' fag. >>385255520
qt
>>385255520
>dad walks in
>>385255646
I'm a fan of all your movies, Ron Jeremy. It's a pleasure to have you on /v/.
>>385255771
>had one fucking job
>got jobbed by elf farts
>proceeded to get jobbed twice more by timetravelling neckbeards and tryhard neckbeards
Archi had a hard life
>>385254767
Would hang out with
>>385252224
Would fug
If you're not a tranny
In looks or personality?
>>385252224
Hoy
Why is /v/ so fucking degenerate? You need to seek Allah
>>385256281
Prove it
>>385256329
show bepis and bunghole
>>385256329
I would let you suck my dick. Post contact info.
>>385256006
You guessed well.
I'm not as fat and I don't have the neckbead but it's kinda close.
>>385256329
Oyasumi~
>>385256532
>implying I'm gay
>>385256878
>wears a costume that was designed for a girl
>not gay
:thinking:
>>385257024
traps aren't gay
People that want to fuck them are
>>385256329
>>385255520
>>385255356
>want to cross dress in private
>too much hair on legs, arms, chest, and face
>to shave it all off would arouse suspicion.
minus the afro
>>385257320
just say you swim
>>385257320
just do it and wear long pants and a jacket
>>385255126
I think a friend told me about him.
Is he the weak ass kid who has the life thread cutting powers but is kind of a bitch and won't do it?
>>385257024
>find dick so repulsing you decide to dress up as a girl and want to have sex with other girls
>gay
I mean, if you think about it, it IS gay, but lesbian sort of gay.
Except I'm a private detective trying to get into a Federal agency instead of being Chief of Police
>>385257503
>>385257567
The facial hair is an issue because it's detracts attention away from my massive baldspotI hope
>>385257823
just do what every other corssdresser does and cover up your face whenever you do anything
>>385255126
I don't really like chairs too.
>>385252224
Do you do anal?
>>385257595
Basically, he's living on borrowed time, so he's really close to dying at any moment. Because of this or rather the accident that caused him to be in this situation gave him special eyes that let him see the death of people and objects which he can make happen by cutting the lines and dots that represent "death".
for me it's maria intelligent nihilist and with a wicked sense of humor
>>385257140
>>385258717
You post is a lie because witches aren't real.
Love me some pancakes.My mother was emotionally abusive and my father was never around. So he's not literally me, but pretty close.
>>385258815
look at this non matching wavelength faggot
>>385259067
>>385257646
eh your sexuality is so fucked up at this point you can probably find reasoning to getting hard from sucking dick
for example, imagine this girl that you like, her beautiful hair, her face and figure. now imagine that she's sucking your dick.
now imagine that you've switched places and now you're in her body. bam.
>>385259241
>suddenly be girl
>suddenly like dick
Woah... Is this the power.... Of logic?
>>385259241
Dude, I wouldn't want to suck dick. Like ever.
Life isn't a fucking R18 doujin where every girl just goes "Cock cock yes cock cock-a-doodle-doo I suck cock how about youuu?"
>>385259873
I never thought I'd see the day where a man who dresses as a woman, who is actually still into women but wants to look and feel like a woman himself, would be cockteasing other men who specifically fetishize men who look and act like women, dressed as women.
God bless this world we live in.
>>385259873
hentai is just a caricature of our basest emotions. you know you want to... deep down inside, you're craving for it, your mouth tingles with excitement as you think of that shaft moving forward and backward inside your mouth, touching all of your sensitive spots, tickling your mouth, it's heat radiating, it's shape pulsating around your tongue and then... the flames, going down your throat, lighting up all of your receptors as you guzzle it all down, sucking on it passionately and not letting go...
>>385260558
How hard is it gonna be for said woman-man to find a woman who's INTO women but is okay with the man who dresses and act like a woman actually being a man?
Furthermore, Is it still gay?
>>385260678
You're basically looking for a woman who's okay with you being a feminate cross dresser. Honestly, the cosplay community is your best bet... So either deal with crazy or hold out for VR
>>385260669
Nigga, you gay.
>>385252224
OP doesn't have a nose and mouth? What kind of mutants do we have posting on this site?
Only stupider, uglier, and weaker.
>>385252224
>Posts best girl of a game I literally can't play
Thanks anon
>>385261308
i know you liked it...
do you want...more?
if you ask nicely, i might give it to you...
>>385261750
why not?
>>385261840
Is this an ERP thread or what?
Fuck off, buddy.
I'm having a hard time finding a character who hates themselves as much as I do.
>>385256389
>(QURAN 76:19): "And round about them will (serve) boys of everlasting youth. If you see them, you would think them scattered pearls."
>>385261932
I don't believe their is a complete translation and I rather not play through a agme reading moon runes going blind as a bat through a game that is probably just as backwards and convuluted like its' predecessor.
Literally.
>>385252224
Da man itself
>>385257320
I have that problem with my legs. I shave my arms, but I feel like legs is too much before I get labeled as a faggot.
>>385263032
Wear black stockings and shave only just above them?
>>385263032
I feel that legs are more importsnt unless you're wearing long dresses and/or stockings
>>385263032
Don't do it.
After you grow out of wanting to be a sissy fuck a year or so from now, regrowing your leg hair will fucking suck
>>385263698
This. Wear stockings/long dresses
>>385263698
>regrowing your leg hair will fucking suck
Is this true? why? I've only ever shaved my thighs because no one sees those and I never noticed anything when it grew back.
>>385252224
Literally me
>>385265071
wrong, that's me
Well, this is me
>the character bio literally says his favorite sport is nothing because he hates exercise
>>385267313
Getting sweaty isn't k'ool.
>>385259873
That's how I live my life anon, don't project on me.
>>385267487
COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING
>>385252224
Are there any fatasses in vidya with long hair?
I'm a fatass with long hair irl
>>385259241
>for example, imagine this girl that you like, her beautiful hair, her face and figure. now imagine that she's sucking your dick.
With you so far
>now imagine that you've switched places and now you're in her body. bam.
You lost me.
I mean I suppose I wouldn't mind eating her out.
>>385269089
That anon's just being a fag.
>imagine the girl you're into sucking you off then BAM you're the girl, now you like penis :^)
>>385252224
Never related to a video game character as much as Stocke
>>385269551
So flat as a board
>>385252224
Are you a fat fujoshit?
>>385265791
well I just happen to be over 25 years old and own a computer
>>385261750
>best girl
Literally all the nips hated Jinako.
She's an arrogant, childish, self-centered and yet totally meaningless individual, spending her entire life alone in a dazed reverie, pretending she's the best while accomplishing absolutely nothing.
She's Anonymous to a T.
>>385268717
Is it possible to stop being a faggot or is the affliction permanent?
>>385252224
>>385257595
He dislikes chairs and rapes maids.
>>385252224