ESA 2017

will GDQ ever recover?

le first XD

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>>385250652
>STREAM 2: OFFLINE

Bulletstorm is kind of not hype

Fucking boring frogs

>>385250652
where's the thick arab qt

>>385250831
hon hon hon

>>385250790
euro logic, don't question it

>>385250790
eh it may as well be

>>385250846
>Persian
>Arab

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Reminder that bullying is not tolerated in this thread.

>that fucked up eye

I missed GTA, is it worth going back to watch?

Reminder that this is a fun allowed stream.

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>ryedawg on announcing
Nice

>>385250494
For when you really want to punish your arse

> went to work after GTA 4 started
what did i lost until now?

>monster

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>>385250908
Dumb white people, am I right?

how much fun is too much fun?

>>385250908
>Persian
>not arab

What the fuck is happening

>>385250956
haha i spent $8 on a package of ramen h*lla epic Max

What the fuck is that eyebrow

>real girls
>censorship not out of hand
already vastly superior to gdq

>>385250962
Great Vice City run, GTA 4 was fun aswell

>>385251041
literally 2 different etnic groups but ok...

How do I stop the ads? I have both ublock and privacy badger.

>>385250956
Literally just ate those today

Are they a meme? They're nice and spicy.

Stop cutting between all the cameras at fucking random jesus christ

>>385250908
Modern persians are literally no different than arabs

>>385251089
T H I C C

>>385251124
>PC master race

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What did he mean by this?

>>385250950
Every single GTA run so far has been amazing.

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What the fuck was that ad? Did they even mean to play it?

>>385251037
Depends on the runner and if they can tolerate it.

>Shirtless
But why

>>385251037
it went a bit overboard in the VC run.

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>Shirtless
Nothing new for ESA

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>>385250790
Stream 2 has had on Bulletstorm.

I'm watching it right now.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You people have been going on about how shit GTA is while I've been watching comfy.

GET THAT FUCKING HATE CRIME MEME FROG OFF THE CAMERA RIGHT NOW

>>385251407
>poor little white girl

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Pepe!

RARE PEPE

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>>385251341
VC run had a few gems though

>watching with my daughter, greetings from Alabama
>Greetings from Saudi Arabia, watching with my seven wives
>Greece please pay debts

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>>385251138
Yeah, there's a youtube challenge for them since they're so spicy. Me? I eat them for lunch

Rare Pepe confirmed

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rere

>>385251509
>>Greetings from Saudi Arabia, watching with my seven wives
can't believe I missed that

>>385251407
>that fucking fat slob next to the qt
no

>>385251424
The frogs are so boring though, Bulletstorm is fun but they're making it dull.

>>385251515
Really? Fucking hell. I don't even class them as truly spicy. You want genuine thai food for face melting spiciness.

The hottest thing I've had was in yankland actually, hot chicken in nashville. It's just fried chicken covered in gallons of chilli oil.

>>385251407
Doesn't Caleb goes shirtless on every event he is on?

>>385251647
>>385251407
>>385251482
She doesn't deserve that

JOKA PELATYN KUNG FUN TAITAAA

I don't care how many "layers of irony" you wrap it in frogs are the single worst thing still posted on this website

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BEST RUNS SO FAR?

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>>385251891
Say that again, cunt

>>385251902
The train that gets ran on Maral every night.

New to this. Is this event tranny free?

>>385251891
I blame Hillary Clinton. She made Pepe immortal

>>385251981
yes

>>385251891
they convey a whole lot of emotions though, just like wojak, it's a great addition to this place

>>385251981
There was 1, that we know of.

>>385251902
San Andreas (memes)
Jedi Knight 2 (skill)
Paper Mario (autism)
Vice City (fun)

This British guy has literally no hype whatsoever

>>385251902
my summer car

>>385251981
No.

>>385251978
what do you mean?

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>>385251891
Yeah regular pepe sucks 2bh

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>>385251981
Yes

>>385251981
trannies? yes

literal gays? no

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>>385251891
Say that to my face one more time

>>385252069
he seems really tired 2bh

>>385252093
you just KNOW

>>385252093
You know exactly what I mean pal

>>385251509
>>385251617
Shit, I meant to say the SA run, not the VC run. Damn GTAs blur together in my head. I've never played any of them.

>the host is just talking about killing children on stream

Fucking kek

>British guy just said kill the children

lel

>kill the children, save the frames

FIRED

Where's EDOBEAN

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>>385251951
>>385252043
>>385252110
>>385252125

>play the ad with the kid and the gun right after the host talks about killing children

AMAZING

>they finally lowered the volume on those ads
thank god

>>385252117
Did anyone cry about that on twitter yet?

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What is this retarded super shooter shit?

>>385251891
The problem is that the 2016 campaign made Pepe into a counter culture symbol that will be used for years to come.

>>385252297
I just mute them regardless, they're so obnoxiously heavy handed.

>>385252314
its only banter mate

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>>385252260

>the British guy is hiding

FUCKING KEK

>>385252260
I'msofuckedup.jpg

>>385250913
shut the fuck off fgt

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Is it called Resident Evil 2 or Biohazard 2?

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>>385252395
You mean "toxicity".

Man I miss good RE games.

Some old lady in the crowd.

>>385252384
At least people had the decency to stop posting rage comics and trollface here

>>385252541
Biohazard: Resident Evil: Biohazard 2

>>385252541
Resident EvII: Bioha2ard

>>385252384
Yaaaas, our queen will slaaaaaaaaay next time!

>>385252541

The Evil Within VII

>>385252550
The good one is only half a year old.

>>385252541
yes

Damn it

When I get home all the hype runs stop

>>385252567
Where the fuck are they anyways? They look like they're in some boxing arena.

>>385252598
Pepe is stale as fuck but as long as Trump's base is on /pol/ he's here to stay, sadly.

>>385252642
>if you don't suck off Daddy Trump you're a Clinton shill!
lol

>>385252671
RE7 was a decent VR experience but a pretty meh game overall. I hope they improve on its lackluster details and make an amazing sequel.

>>385252740

Hey Leon, make me a sandwich.

>>385252740
Gimme a herb, man

Where can I watch the Vice City Run?

>>385251138
They turned into a meme cause white people cant handle spice.

But theyre still really good

Which is the better run right now?

>>385252771
>as long as Trump's base is on /pol/ he's here to stay, sadly.
Don't worry. 4chan is counter culture and will turn against him fairly quickly.
And I say that as someone that overall supports Trump.

>>385252143
>>385252203
I dont know, no.

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>disabling parts of the game with regedit
Then how the fuck is it a speedrun?

>Disabling cutscenes via reg edits
Isn't that cheating?

Man I need the remake 2

>>385252901
>White people

I'm white as a sheet. In the UK at least we eat a whole lot of spicy food.

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>disabling cutscenes in regedit

Didn't know this was cheat/any%

>>385252868
just go there for every single run, vice city was already added (split)

trigger warning on link
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6ox7xm/esa_vod_thread_2017/

>>385252868
In a time machine.

>>385252958
you're too innocent for this site
are you a girl?

>>385253024
ty

>>385252963
>>385252964
the way I see it it's up to the community of that game. If the RE 2 community all do that then it's not cheating

same with the "Zipless" category of Warrior Within still having a few zips

>>385253047
no, I am male

>>385250652
>They are running a shitty SM romhack

>>385253186
I suppose that makes sense but regediting the game has nothing to do with ingame execution.

Damn it why are the runs so boring now

>>385253242
Well considering the last 3 SM marathon runs have been trainwrecks that sounds like a good idea to me

>>385252953
There's always been a lot of resistance against trump on 4chan. It just got drowned out because MEMES.

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Reminder: Bulletstorm on Stream 2.

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>>385252978
I really don't trust Capcom to not fuck it up.

Has anyone here played the Resident Evil mod maps for Left 4 dead 2?
they're really good

>>385253408
>so muscular that it's basically the body of a small guy
no thanks

>>385253408
shame it's boring as hell

the run that is, nothing against the game

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what is she looking at?

>>385253428
"From the people who saw John wick"

>>385253428
This is dumb for many reasons but the most obnoxious one is that he shoots so many rounds before bothering to reload

>>385253561

My dick.

The organisers should honestly set the event up so that nobody runs anything alone. All the most boring runs of this event have been (long) games with a single runner who just can't make the game look exciting enough on his own. A good example would be the Assassin's Creed, which was 3 and a half hours long and the runner sat in silence for most of the time.

Even if they can't find another runner for the game to sit on the couch, just get someone there to co-commentate or ask questions or anything to keep the dialogue going. It makes it so much more interesting to watch.

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>>385253408
Holy shit those man hands.

How come Leon don't want me, man?

This Resident evil Run is making me sleepy.

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A D A
D
A

>>385253428
>>385253569
>>385253582
I thought that webm was awesome

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>>385253659
>I seriously believe 4chan helped a bit with that
haha yeah

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>>385253643
>not wanting those man hands on your cock
what are you, gay or something?

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>>385251648
>It's just fried chicken covered in gallons of chilli oil
Sounds like something I'd have, love me some chicken

Spiciest I had was a phall from a local takeaway, only one that does it near here. Well past my threshold. Turned me into a right mess, practically crying into the thing. Thought the burn would never end

>>385253659
Republicans and christians still get laughed off the site

>>385253829
You have poor taste then.

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>>385253408
does finding this hot make me gay?

>>385253843
took the pic right offa my hard drive

what if ada just wrapped her legs around your neck and choked you out with her thighs? haha

>>385253428
pretty cool webm

>>385253857
The best thing is eating something incredibly spicy when you're drunk. You don't notice how spicy it is until you lose feeling in your face.

>>385253891
she is a female in good shape, so there's nothing wrong in finding her appealing

guy with the umbrella shirt looks too old for this event

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>>385253891
no you just dont have normie taste in women.

unless ur a woman

>>385253876
No not at all. I lost count of how many times i've been called "degenerate" and gotten fedore pics and webms.
As I said it'´s just the counter culture nature of the site

>>385253843
don't compare Tortanic where /v/ literally did nothing to the election where Hillary clinton had to make a speech about a fucking cartoon frog

>>385253990
agree to an extent but it's also counter culture towards society. Left/liberalism is dominant so 4chan rejects it's. Same with right wing christianity during the Bush era

/spiders/

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>>385253990
>4chan memeing about him

Really, it's just /pol/ still gibbering on about him.

>>385254157
4chan is counter everyone and everything. You are making a mistake if you think there's some kind of hive mind agenda going on.

Reminder to not kill spiders if you see them. They are your bros and we help kill other insects in your house.

>>385253659
/pol/ think it had something to do with the result of the election is the worst thing to ever happen to this site.

>>385253829
That's fine but it's so lame in the context of it being resident evil

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>>385253508
Does this snu-snu better serve you?

>>385254375
Its 13 year old kids roleplaying as nazis.

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>>385254109
>>385253975
thanks fampai, something about fit women makes me want to smash them hard

>>385254285
I don't get a single insect on my apartment but sometimes I get a random tiny, tiny spider somewhere scaring the shit out of me.

>>385254375
If you believe that you're very very wrong

>>385254250
not hive mind but definately leaning right right now which will change ofcourse

>>385254450
they present a juicy sexual conquest, no big mystery about it

The same chick from the Sticker Star run interrupting the commentary again.

>>385254375
>nobody exists without my opinion
>how did we lose the election
There is a connection here.

>>385254337
ya, sure

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>>385254337
gonna stick with my fingols

>trolling about the movies

Based

>>385254337
impressive strenght

>>385254448
I remember /new/ use to be be heavily infested by stormfront and was one of the reasons why moot closed it. /pol/ turned out as a kinda parody of /new/.

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>>385253569
Leon is literally John Wick in the movie, sadly I don't have any webms of him.

I forgot how shitty voice acting was in the first three games.

>>385254669
you didn't actually let yourself be influenced by the constant shilling on /pol/, did you?
tell me more about how you memed a kike enabler into office

These boring runs are making me tired

>>385254980

LOOK AT THIS

WHAT DO YA THINK OF IT?

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>>385254980
that's ENG dub for you

>>385254285
Wheres spikevegeta when you need him

>>385254980
Is that voice Enrico's?

oh god this fucking announcer

I feel comfy too, this run is about to put me to sleep

There should be a fun requirement

Every run and commentator is gauged for how fun they are. If there's a lack of fun in a lineup there must be a fun person added.

>hey, those white supremacists nazis are having too much fun
>let's talk politics and revisionism
Americans, everyone.

>>385253659
Remember when /pol/tards got butthurt at Far Cry for a week and got bored?

Remember when /pol/tards got butthurt at Wolfenstein for a week and got bored?

Remember when /pol/tards got butthurt at Castelvania for a week and got bored?

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>>385254285
I wonder who's behind this post

WONGED

>>385255274
Yes. What does that have to do with anything I've said?

How do spiders always manage to put webs at face level?

Top kuk https://youtu.be/C-SsMQMFq8c

>>385255460
These people aren't getting laughed off the site, they're just hanging out in /pol/ and they keep bombarding us with their shit.

What's all the shouting in the background?

>>385255743

The manlet pit is getting rowdy.

>>385255671
I was talking about the Bush Era. Nowadays we have a lot more religious people and white etno nationalists. Hence the tantrums about wolfenstein and Far Cry.

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>>385255671
It's just the sane shit that happened with chanology

I'll never forget a picture of a faggot chanology protester who had "/b/" scrawled on his shirt and a load of other shit meme stuff. I wish I'd kept it because if you replace it with /pol/ and frogs nothing has changed.

You know what's the worst thing spiders do?

>Sitting at desk
>Suddenly spider comes into view not on the wall, monitor or desk but right in front of you on a sting of web

>>385256016
just saying hello

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>>385255919
Have you seen the fucking Tyrone Kekistan videos? Its so goddamn embarrassing.

>>385255807
Its so baffling to me how religious people want to hang out on /pol/ but I dunno, God forgives them I guess.

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>>385255919
>>385256053
hello, this is /pol/

are they even getting even at this point?

I suspect flying and settling each speedrunner in costs more than the donations they get

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>move to florida
>spiders are huge and lightning fast

i used to be scared of spiders but now im just a terminator

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>>385256208
Hey /pol/ Trump is still trash unless he makes robot waifus real.

>>385256283
Aren't you a cool dude anon, with your offensive jokes which aren't funny or related to speedrunning.

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>>385254298
I really wish this never happened

>>385256331
flying and settling is paid by the speedrunners themselves, they're not VIPs ya dingus

>>385256016
The ones in the kitchen do this, swear they're aiming for my head

>>385256332
The spiders are the least of your worries

>>385256331
Each runner has to pay his own expenses. And by that I mean let suckers fund their trip.

>>385256407
That and whichever faggot decided to name the feels guy "Wojack". That shit aggravates the fuck out of me.

>>385256208
How are you dealing with him being buttbudies with Saudi Arabia?

Leon sure is lucky, eh?

>>385256398
>>385256628
jesus, I was only joking. that picture should've tipped you off

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Where's /ourguy/?

>>385253843
clinton literally gave a speech about pepe

THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED

>>385256696
/ourguy/ this year was the dude on the couch during the paper mario run.

A D A

>>385256696
why do people /dothis/ now? Also kys epic drama faggot

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>Yet another thread obsessing over /pol/

>>385256696
the name is a hint

>>385256696
He lives in another continent.

>>385256837
>newfag willfully showing his newfaggotry

>>385256793
And that's clearly why trump won, because faggots spammed the meme frog all over twitter and facebook am i right

>14 seconds off WR

That is really good

>>385256958
what are airplanes

>>385257082
Multi thousand dollar per trip abominations?

>>385257050
you are so ignorant

look into how deep it went sometime

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>knife only/invisible enemies

How?

>>385257082
I don't know. I've heard of aeroplanes though.

>>385257082
Why would you take an intercontinental flight for this.

>>385257120
There's some NA runners at this year's ESA, the GTA community alone has KZ_Frew, Mhmd and Ryedawg.

Forum sliding only makes me sympathize more with /pol/. Good job, I guess.

Now, Maral when?

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STREAM 1 OR STREAM 2 WHICH ONE DO I PICK?????

Bulletstorm is STILL happening??

>>385257427
Stream 1 is just setup right now and will depend on how good the next runner is.

>Super Metroid Rotation
If you guys haven't seen this hack run, it's really fucking cool.

This bitch has huge arms.

>>385257427
>either invisible enemies or knife only REmake vs Bulletstorm
This isn't even a choice

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Who was chosen as the best Resident Evil waifu? Claire?
Should've been Sherry.

>>385257467
It's a long category.

>>385257467
3 hour+ run.

>>385257561
100% newgame+ is currently winning for REmake.

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I miss any good runs/memes/autism today?

Leafs confirmed loving shirtless men.

>>385257598
>not Rebecca

>>385257626
What the fuck is wrong with Europe, 2 good choices and they bid for the least fun. I'm going to Bulletstorm.

>>385257776
I could see invisible enemies being boring after 5 min. Knife only run could have been fun though.

>>385257626
And all interest gone.

This guy ran it at SGDQ too

what do I watch guys

>Silence

Fuck, I'd hoped this might be fun due to the meme category

all resident evil runners are a special kind of weird

>Pessimism
great, will be sure to bore me to death just like SGDQ

>>385257661
Surprisingly, the GTAIV run had pretty great banter pretty much all the way through (if you can stand that long a run)

>>385257661
Vice City was also pretty entertaining

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Kevin Spacey speed runs?

>>385258051
The run will be good. Don't be a pessimist.

God damn, how is such a fun concept so boring?

test

I just don't understand how someone can talk in such a monotonous tone

Don't they bore themselves?

>Open door
>Open door
>Open door again
Good game.

was looking forward to this run but the commentary is just so fucking boring holy shit

>its only been ten minute

fucking hell

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it's fucking Gilfoyle

>>385258724
I like these games but the loading is horrible. Whatever RE had edgelord super man Wesker sprinting was basically 100% loading and half a second of sprinting through a room.

>I miss all the good runs
>I'm here for all the snoozefests

The thing is that I'm alright watching games I'm not interested in if the commentary is good. Right now it's just awful.

>>385258743
The stuff they are saying is informative but both of their tones are sleep inducing.

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what the fuck, did they move up mario 64 on the schedule?

i could have sworn it was going to be at like 6 PM EDT so i could watch it but now it's listed for like 1:30 PM EDT

FUCKING YUROS

>>385258853
this. its a game i don't give a shit about run by a guy who sounds like he doesn't give a shit about it either

>>385258853
Just watch some VODs of the better runs you missed. There is another hour+ of this run.

How was the Order of Ecclesia/Albus speedrun?

>>385259029
anything you'd recommend?

>>385251515
>this faggot has the same shoes as me

>>385258487
Ass burgers
Also it's pretty late in Sweden right now and I guess the guy is still jetlagged from the trip.

>>385259112
What did you last see? You could skim through the GTA runs of today as they had some good moments. You could also try the My Summer Car run if you missed it last night. Is also the Paper Mario (not sticker star) run from the other day that while was a bad run was filled with literal autism.

>this streamer

just end it already

YES

PLEASE

YES M'LORD

Can he be any more emotionless

What a thrill

>run is boring as fuck
>announcer can barely read english

now this is the ESA i remember

PLEASE GET HER OFF THE MIC AND REPLACE HER WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

I don't mind the runner as much as this announcer who clearly isn't fluent in English. Just get literally any British/American who is at the event, or one of the many fluent Swedish streamers.

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why did they choose someone who's dyslexic to read donations
butchering the Invincible joke should be impossible but she somehow did it

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So is that guy Sarrano's gimmick to get annoying within 1 conversation?
I've just started watching the Bulletstorm run and he's already boring me with the "you're supposed to be guilty, [main character], are you guilty yet" lines

The voice is like an even duller Cr1tikal

They stopped the timer?

Bring back Pac

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>>385259552
Okay forget this
All the characters are fucking terrible to listen to

Beautiful Lisa Trevor.

Why are they saying
>m'lord?

YES

M'LORD

I don't get how you can't be self aware about being boring. If I was in that situation I'd at least try to liven it up somehow. It's a fucking show, we're not watching for the epic speed strats.

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>>385259910

>>385259910
Who is this

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>>385259910

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>>385259910
wait... is that the announcer?

holy shit, did we FINALLY get a trannie to bitch about????

>>385259896
It's from wc3 I think?

>>385259910
>sweden

Everytime.

>>385259925
hes here to play the game fast son
he isnt a show host, obviously showmanship is appreciated but not necessary. Also he has like one dude to gauge reactions with

>>385259925
Normally having a co-host with the runner is enough to help by giving the runner someone to bounce off but somehow both are sleep inducing.

>>385260086
It was the Super Hot runner >>385260008

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Why are donations so slow? My shitpost during the FF8 run went through immediately, but I haven't heard any of the donations I've made announced even though the money was transferred from my account.

I just want Rebecca to win the waifu contest

>>385260091
ok thanks, why are they saying it in a RE speedrun?
I don't mind it's just weirding me out

>>385260135
Marathons are there to showcase. Running fast is part of it, but showing off the run is another.

>>385260135
Nah, it should be a show if it's not just for fans of the game itself. Watching an incredibly boring man play a game at an above average speed with no fun glitches just sucks.

>>385259896
sounds like stronghold lines

>>385260295
Why bother, the current announcer is apparently dyslexic and can't fucking read anything right anyway

M'lord *tips STARS beret*

wtf were they thinking with this box """""puzzle""""?

>>385260297
I have no clue. I might be wrong on this. It's probably just a meme that people who watch his stream will get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoMhMZZjbGg

>>385260347
yeah i get that but theres a reason you have so many autists instead of funny runners
>>385260305
he is though, its just not done with a lot of showmanship. talking about the tricks is still showcasing

>>385260428
>It's probably just a meme that people who watch his stream will get.
oooh that makes sense. can't believe I didn't think of that

>>385260110
Americans don't get to pull that card after GDQ

>>385260428
>>385260496
It's an emote only users of FFZ can see

>>385260476
>its just not done with a lot of showmanship
Doesn't even need showmanship. He just needs to sound like he wants to be there doing the run.

Offtopic but can OPs bump their own threads yet? I don't remember if that was ever re-enabled.

WOMBO

COMBO

>have to go all the way through an underground shark tank and fight a plant monster just to get a key

why dont they just break the door down

>>385260940

That would be rude.

>>385260940
>Questioning logic in a RE game
You can barely go to the bathroom without solving a puzzle or putting things into things

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What a snoozefest

You're all beautiful people, /v/.

>>385261248
kys

What happened to invisible enemies? I can see these zombies

S N E K

>>385261231
Ya could watch the Norsca army gameplay from Total War vods

jesus christ

Resident Evil more like ResidentSleeper

MUH LORD

this m'lord shit is WAAH tier

>>385261431
BiohaZzzzzzzzzard

>>385261384
It was a bid war between new game 100%, knife only and invisible enemies.
The new game 100% one won.

>>385261384
It was a bid war between that, 100% and knife only

>>385261559
>>385261581
Well that sucks

>>385261556
enjoy your islam

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>>385261173
the best part of the game is when they nuke the mansion at the end

>>385261673
wat islam

>Yes.

This guy is starting to crack me up. He has the least enthusiasm possible.

>>385261673

Islam will cleanse this world of American degeneracy, inshallah.

What does /v/ think of M'lords run so far?

>>385261858

Yes.

>>385261673
BE SURE TO TUNE IN TO THE ISLAMIC SPEEDRUN JIHAD. THOSE WHO GO OVER TIME OR SPEAK BLASPHEMY SHALL BE BEHEADED LIVE!

>>385261858
Please.

>>385261556
do we have instagram/twitter name of the grill?????????

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i'm starting to enjoy this run more, at least they sound more energetic compared to the start

>>385261673
ishallah!

>>385261673
At least their women are women.

>>385261673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urhSBbK65zs

#notallmuslims

>>385261858
You're all beautiful people

>>385261995
>grill
>that many question marks

You must be 18 or over to post here.

>>385261556
>>385261995
the runner seemed really annoyed with her funnily enough

>>385261858
Look at this beautiful man.

>>385251902
My Summer Car

Lovely, isn't she?

Y E S
E
S

I'm starting to like this guy.

>this dude's facial reactions

Ok, this guy is winning me over.

Announcer sounds like he's having a panic attack