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European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: GTA: Vice City
NEXT : Resident Evil 2
LATER: Resident Evil HD Remaster
STREAM 2: Resident Evil: Survivor

https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one

Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon

Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
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POLAND BTFO
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donation reader is getting on my nerves desu he can't speak for shit
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Reminder that this is a bully free zone!
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I hope Mr_Mary kills himself.
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You can tell the guys on the couch are Americans by how confident and fun they are. Not like most of the autistic Euros before.
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>>385239853
buzz off anime
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post your waifu anons
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>>385239837
SUPER
NOT
SUPER
NOT
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I don't like this guy with the glasses.
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POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13541163

POLL
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>>385239963
I wanna see you explain shit in your second language infront of an audience.
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>>385239853
Why do skinny girls enjoy when you bully them?
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>>385240003
I'm not posting a picture of my girlfriend
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>>385240069
>Americans
>second language
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>>385239963
yeah theres never any awkward autists at GDQs
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>>385239963
That's ironic because of the main commentars is called English_Ben.
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>>385240003
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>>385239837
Is that the Hotline Miami runner? How was this?
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>>385239963
>America is superior because they put a flag on a film studio
???
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>>385240223
>>>/x/
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>americans having the courage to call europeans autistic when they elected trump
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>>385240069
That has nothing to do with it.
Someone who's confident and outgoing will be the same in any language. Like Italian or Spanish playboys fucking foreign tourists who come to their beaches. They're not held back by any accent or anything.
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>>385240223
>>385240158
>>385240131
>>385240069
Easy yous
Poor predictable europoors
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Muh store!
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Why do speedrunners seem to prefer Jap (Korean?) version of the game?
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>OY VEY MY STOAH

what did the writers mean by this?
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oh boy it's time for /int/ "banter" aka the same stock insults posted back and forth
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MY WUNDAFOOL STOAH
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>>385240218
Whoa mama.
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>>385240316
UM BUILD ALL DRAIN SWAMP MERGAMERIGA GRAYGEN???
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>>385240316
Hey, most people didn't vote for him
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>>385240223
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>>385240223
niceme.me
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>>385240316
>Electing the best president since Reagan
Eurocucks just want to get fucked by muslims I see
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are we really doing this america vs europe shit again?

must be that time of day, nothing but 12yo's on summer vacation....
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>>385240378
It's been explained at the beginning, but the JP version is used because of a glitch used in the run that crashes on almost all of the versions of the game.
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>>385240378
because it's usually faster due to shorter text. in VCs case though, it's because there's a glitch that only works in the JP version.
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>>385240338
>
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>>385240316
>eurocucks having the courage to call americans autistic when they will not stop letting muslims rape
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>>385240158
Brits have had some of the worst english there

>glitch expedition
>rayman oranges
>anomynous
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>>385240491
>>385240492
Thanks, I just missed the beginning and thus the explanation.
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>>385240484
shit is literally twitch chat 13 year old edgelord-tier but it never fucking goes away
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>>385240419
>Americans have to resort to violence
>Even the "biggest" and well known Americans only beat down their opponents instead of being civil and arguing with them.
No wonder there's so many mass shootings there when all your celebrities and idols are so violent.
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>>385240378
Usually, Japanese versions just have less dialogue or have some glitches that are not present in other versions

In GTA VC's case, there isn't a different glitch per se, but later on they will be doing some glitches involving mission scripts, and it just happens that the Japanese version has a different main.scm (different main.scm means different ways the scripts affect eachother)
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>>385240506
I'm not even the same game
Poor predictable euro
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>>385240572
>Tier 4 Dota
How will the Americans ever recover?
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>>385240218
This is the ideal female form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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>>385240003
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KZ is there, mah nigga. Love that guy. His speedrunning earlier this year was fucking A.
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reminder that VC was made by rockstar north
which is scottish
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>>385240717
By winning a TI before UKucks
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>>385240816
Just like all other GTAs, we know
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>>385240792
Your waifu is a slut!
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>>385240864
jesus christ you faggots have zero self awareness do you
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>>385240468
>thinking trump can do anything to meaningfully stem the tide of muslims
you poor child
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>>385240702
>thanks for the you's

its getting embarrassing lad.
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>>385240468
>Reagan
The guy that gave amnesty to ten million illegals and sold your country to china?
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>>385240919
so long as she is slutty to me it's ok.
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>>385240717
>lettuce and tomato on the bottom
fucking non-americans
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>>385240931
>lets just bend over and let the muslims rape us and not try to do anything
hmmm
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>>>/pol/
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>>385241015
>>385240919
>>385240792
>she
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>>385240959
>The guy that gave amnesty to ten million illegals
Yes

>sold your country to china?
That was Bush Senior
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>>385241149
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hhhhmmmmm.... sounds like both the U.S.A. and the E.U. have their own problems
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>>385240936
thx for the eu's europoors
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this retard transforming a VC speedrun thread in a politics and anti muslim one
did you drink too much mountain dew?
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>>385241075
Lettuce is supposed to go on the bottom you fucking nerd. Google it.
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>>385240959
not to mention increased the debt by 200% and nuked the deals about complete nuclear disarment
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Crash Bash 2001% when?
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SourPls
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>Trump emote banned
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>>385241283
They were always banned
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go to /pol/ if you want to argue about politics you cucks this thread is about chicks with dicks and speed running
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>>385241283
just saw this, the outrage is gonna be something
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>>385241259
frew is pretty cuck tier, the sort where he sings along to GTA:SA songs and says "ninja" in place of nigga
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>>385241385
King Nigger signed an order letting them in last summer.
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NICE ASS, BABY
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FLY THE DAMN HELICOPTER
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Wait, this mission is supposed to be hard?
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How was the Order of Ecclesia run?
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>Watching with my aunt's mother's cat
LMAO WHICH OF YOU DID THIS
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hmmmm, nice ass
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>>385241623
Guy was autistic in a boring way. But he made no mistakes, it was very clean
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>>385241603
nah a gay 9gag meme started this trend of calling that mission hard
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>aunt's mother's cat
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Wait, you can just turn on the radio in the RC helicopter, without glitches?
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>>385241669
WHO DID DIS LMAO :crying: :okhand: :100:
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>>385241708
Tommy is sitting in the van with the RC controller.
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>>385241708
Well technically you are in a van
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YA GET IT?
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>>385241698
Ah, thanks.
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Necrovision starting on stream 2 for anyone that likes shit fps games
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>>385241603
I remember it being hard
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>Swedish Internet
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did anyone saw the golden sun run?
was it good or was wall of text%?
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garbage yuro internet lul
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>>385241886
I forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me!
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>>385241923
DRUMPF!?!?!??!?!
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NEVER

HAPPENED

BEFORE
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>>385241923
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>>385241923
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
MY PTSDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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KZ_Frew Rules!
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>game takes up only 50% of the stream
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>>385241923
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>>385241923
>booooooooo
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>>385241923
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>>385242137

>wanting to look at a disgusting video game

Gross.
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the guy on the right is cute and I wish he was my boyfriend
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>>385241921
One runner came from being like 10 minutes behind due to fucking up on a boss to winning the race. Lots of talking about pineapple pizza and chocolate. That's about it.
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>>385241923
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How is the VC run so far? looks boring
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SEXISM
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nice

based
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>>385241923
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BANNED
>if you are a male you are automatically sexist
UNBANNED?
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BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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BANNED, oh wait this isn't that event.
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>>385240338
>>385240702
>>385241246

Imagine someone being so lonely and pathetic that he has to shitpost to get people actually talking to him
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>If you're a man, you're automatically sexist
>openly mocking sjws

ESA : 4687685418
GDQ : 0
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Who is best ESA girl and why is it Mia?
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>>385242441
>tfw none talks to me even if I shitpost
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>>385242137
Cause it's played in 4:3
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>>385242494
fuck off with your plankfu
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>>385241923
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>>385242494
mia is a cheap whore
maral is where it's at
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>>385242507
Are you having a good day?
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B A N T Z
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>>385241923
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING WEASEL
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>>385242578
>maral is where it's at
shes a roastie hardcore SJW
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MANLETS BTFO
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jesus fuck this donation readers voice is amazing
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>>385241923
Days since Donald Trump became a president: 187

Animes made real: 0
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Based Pac
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Pac with the manly voice.
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Is this guy putting on a fucking voice???
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>>385242653
So is pac reading the donations right now what's your point
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>>385242507
hi.
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>readers voice
damn
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>>385241923
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPPFFFF??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!
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>>385242653
can you back up your claims
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I'LL SEE LOVE FIST BURN!
LOVE FIST RUINED MY LIFE!
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>>385242710
He's shit until he makes me a robot waifu.
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>>385242780
look at her twitter its vomit inducing
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>>385242808
I missed you.
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SHES A VISION FROM COAST TO COAST
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>>385241923
it was her turn!
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>>385242507
Hey anon, hows it hanging? Low and to the left I hope.
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>>385242507
got something to say? I'm hearing anon.
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LOVE FIST FURY
WE'RE JUST GETTIN PUSSY
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>>385242808
shilling your art on /v/ i see raki
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Ey I'm walking 'ere!
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>>385242994
fuck off cancer circlejerkers
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I didn't get that donkey joke
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>GTA VI won't take place in Vice City
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>>385242994
kill yourself
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>>385243135
Shoe as in put shoes on a horse
vs.
Shoo as in tell something to go away
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>>385243135
its wordplay
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>>385242589
>>385242751
>>385242981
>>385242991
This is too much for me! Thanks for making my day anons
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Why dont they just mod the music out if they want to keep the runs on youtube?
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>>385243163
Why would they make another GTA when they can just keep getting people to pay for Online?
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>>385242994
Stop shilling your shit memes ef
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>>385243036
I'm not even him, I just like what he does.

>>385242856
Sorry for leaving you alone on /v/. What a tragic fate.
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Kz_frew? more like stop fucking choke you frew
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>>385242994
fuck off back to your safe space
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>tfw next GTA takes place in Malmö
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>>385242994
Fuck off with your shit meme faggot
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>>385243231
You bet champ. Go have a happy fap to your waifu or whatever.

Stream it if you're a trap
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european edobean reading donations
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>>385243231
yuomu is boy
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is that mod merchant?
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>>385243315
haha MUZZIES!!!!!!!
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>My Summer Car song in Vice City
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>>385242994
what a bunch of faggots lmao
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>>385243231
it's ok.
you are a good anon if you post best Youmu artist.
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>>385243576
He's a retarded /pol/poster but Malmö is quite honestly a shithole.
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>>385243604
>haha a meme game made fun of a popular song. HAHA
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>>385243607
wtf is that
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VC has the best radio holy shit.
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>Too awkward to ask for sugar
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>>385243680
redditcord
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>>385243680
frew's stream monster discord
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Reminder Pac is /our boy/
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>>385243676
we get it you read /int/
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>>385243607
>normies associating /pol/ with 4chan
good barrier
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>6000 children die a day before they reach 5
>starts cracking up

our guy
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>>385243750
>t. Tumblr fag
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Hearing that Quake announcer voice reading about child mortality is kind of weird
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>$58,464

Can yurocucks do ANYTHING right?
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what a stream monster? is it a regular with a big ego?
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>>385243749
>ladyboys in thailand
There isn't a single good looking one
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>>385243848
nobody ever donates to ESA
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>>385243904
pretty much, yeah.
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>>385243848
If it ever breaks $100K, the fun police will show up.
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Whaaaay
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>>385243848
>Can yurocucks do ANYTHING right?

Speed run event that is not as dogshit as SGDQ.
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>>385243848
yea i did ur mum right last night LMOA
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>>385243848
If only there were some 4-digit (((anonymous))) donations like at GDQ...
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How the fuck do you RWD twitch?

I want to start watching from the beginning of Vice City
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>>385243749
Where's this from? Cyberdemon has been banned from twitch for a long time. Is it that old?
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>>385243848
>donating to money laundering schemes
yeah no
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>>385244005
>Speed run event that is not as dogshit as SGDQ.
That was NASA
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>>385243315
Malmö is a nice city as long as you don't go to the ghetto parts
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>>385244046
Go to films, previous broadcasts and select the most current one, click around the time it shouldve started.
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>>385243848
>actually having fun and not being filled with trannies
a worthy trade.
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>it's so fucking DEEP
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EAT

KEBAB
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Why Do Swedes love Kebabs so much?
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B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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SHUT THE WHOLE FUCKING STREAM DOWN RIGHT NOW
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BANNED
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Goodness. Is that allowed?
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love how they're poking so much fun at GDQ
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>>385244381
This isn't Games Done American. Don't worry.
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I wonder if those giant cans are why he didn't run all missions for GDQ.
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DING DONG
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>>385244334
because it's delicious unlike 99% of shitty native swedish food (google fermented herring)

t. swede
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Stop making me crave kebab you shits
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being a middle eastern decent person myself,me and the family almost never eat kebob.

I'd say we have eaten kebab like 3 times this year, and they were bought.

We eat way more homemade burgers and fries. Are we too Americanized?
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>>385244334
non-meme answer: it's cheap as fuck and you can get it at every corner
I'm not even Swedish but these kebab shops infested cities in my country as well
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This donator is starting to get obnoxious, he even interrupts more than those "girls" at GDQ
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>>385244442
I'd poke Nemesis in every hole
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>>385244630
i am middle eastern too and we i dont eat much too desu
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Why can't we have GDQ level like this one without all the rules and trannies?
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>>385244334
I thought it was more of a uk thing
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Explain this
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>>385244818
Love of money is the root of all evil.
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I wonder why almost every donation at ESA is named and with a comment while probably half of GDQ donations are anonymous, many of them 4 digits.
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Crashing this thread with no survivors.
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>speedrunning event in sweden is somehow less pc than an american one
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>>385244818
cuz americucks
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>>385244635
>75 riksdaler
>billigt
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>>385244818
because america
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>>385244334
Same reason we enjoy pizza, chinese, thai, etc. Good food is good food, regardless of what you may think of the people who invented it.
>>
*BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
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>>385244630
You are just a bunch of faggots with cargo cult pretending to be white and American.
>>
gotta say im impressed with ESA
no faggots no trannies
I like it
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AND THIS IS A DONATIO-
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>>385244150
thanks anon
>>
Oh for fucks sake.
>>
And the stream shits itself yet again
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>>385244635
We have 0.1% Turks in my country and they're still everywhere. It's like every Turk also runs a kebap shop. Actually some kebaps are run by Yugoslavians because there probably aren't enough actual Turks.
They started showing up 20 years ago when there were even less of them.
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>>385244937
dont worry about it okay?
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>the absolute state of ESA's tech team
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>>385244997
how the fug are you ahead of me
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>>385245016
You're welcome.
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>>385244976
My only problem is that this donate reader is even more obnoxious than those as GDQ, oh and of course Swedish Internet.
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>>385244976
there were literal boys kissing
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>>385244976
>no trannies
>>385239837
>>
>my wife's son in her shed
>>
WIFES SON
GERMANY

SHED
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>watching with my wife's son in her shed

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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>>385244953
>75 riksdaler
Var fan köper du din kebab? Här kostar den 65kr
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c
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k
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>my wife's son in our shed
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>Greetings from Germany
>My wife's son
Like pottery
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absolute madman from germany, he did it again
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>You get time out'd if you call the runner shit

epic
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>All these meme donations getting read
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>From Germany watching this with my wife's son
top fucking kek
>>
HE SAID IT
HE SAID THE THING
XD
>>
>>385244970
Considering I'm of unmixed Caucasoid heritage and was born in America, yes I would say I'm a white American.

keep hating yourself though.....
>>
>>385244937
Can someone explain to stupid me how that works in terms of washing dirty money or what the implication is?
I mean you're still giving the money away no?
>>
>>385243848
eu already all moved to germany and gave it to gdq
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>>385245053
Well I'm German so there are loads of roaches around
>>385244953
It's cheap as fuck where I live and it's usually food you eat when you have a hangover or are drunk
Greek food is superior 2bh
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>>385245308
Just because your gypsy mom gave you a birth in America it doesn't make you American you fucking kebab loving mongoloid.
>>
>my wife's kebab

A daring synthesis.
>>
>wifes kebab
>>
Wish I could watch this with my gf but shes tired after volunteering at the refugee shelter last night
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>first time watching with my wife's kebab
>>
Anons, anons guess what!
cuck!
>>
>runner has Trump emote
>timed out if you post it in chat
>>
>what do you call a little wh-
whore?
>>
HE SAID IT AGAIN
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>>
>Greetings from Germany! Watching this with my wife's son in her shed. Love seeing my childhood get destroyed. Let's save those kids!
https://www.speedrun.com/esa2017/donate/donations
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>>385245545
little horse on its period?
tampony
>>
>>385245578
Autism
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>>385245515
Quality
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>>385244953
hmm...
>>
>>385245545
>What do you call a little horse on its period, a tampony
>>
>>385245441
lol your life must suck so bad

maybe because some middle easterner is shoving his kebob down your moms throat.
>>
>>385245516
MUH FREE SPEECH
>>
>>385245624
Dont u have to take care of ur WIFE'S SON rn ;)
>>
>>385245649
I want to play JRPG with this party.
>>
>>385244334
Funny thing is that in my small town every pizza place called their meat "Kebab" but it turned out it was in reality Gyros(even a place called Kebab-house), so every single place(around 10 places) had to stop calling it kebab and it's now called Gyros.
Every fast food place buys stuff from the same place so it all taste the same, it's a bit sad.

Most people here don't even know what kebab really is and how it should taste
>>
>and kill all the Haitians

FUCKING KEK
>>
KILL ALL THE HAITIANS
>>
he read a comment encouraging genocide
>>
>>385245783
hahahaha NIGGERS!!!!!
>>
>>385245649
>swedish gear

A E S T H E T I C
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>>385241923
You ufkcing bastard how dare you.
>>
>>385245865
forest goblin tier desu
>>
>>385245897
BAN THIS
>>
>>385245897
is this emote meant specifically to trigger trannies?

i am surprised it's allowed
>>
Was that a, dare I say, Fallout 3 reference and a dig on GDQ?
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>european """"""funny"""" donations

god this sucks
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why is he so dreamy?
>>
>>385246085
>implying it isn't all murricans
>>
>>385246085
that's not because of Europeans, that's because of kz_frew's fucking cancer subscribers.
>>
>>385246081
should have been a dig on FO3 and how superior NV is in every way
>>
>>385246101
Fuck not this again. The last time this happened he was underage.
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>tfw just watch My Summer Car since couldn't catch it live
10/10 run, can never be topped
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>>385246229
>"run"
>>
>>385246290
the only questionable moment is Shrimp amping up the volume on the radio of the car and the truck for the audience
otherwise it is a proper speedrun
>>
>>385246290
>"fun"

fixd
>>
>Hey KZ_Frew since we are on the Kebab jokes, I suggest you should rename yourself KebabZa'atar_Frew. or how about KibbehZucchini_Frew or KunafiZahle_Frew or KaftaZghartweih_Frew
wtf was that?
>>
>>385246372
I mean he also forgot a bumper and a STEERING WHEEL, but it all added to it for me.
>>
>>385246389
shit memes from his discord probably
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>>385245110
Around Mälaren fucking everything's expensive in the pizzerias, i know one for example that sell Margarita for 85kr
>>385245649
>>
>My boyfriend's girl
I-Is this still a cuck donation?
>>
>Watching this with my boyfriend's girl
THEY SAID IT AGAIN THEY SAID IT AGAIN THEY SAID IT AGAIN
>>
>watching this with my butler Alfred, who is Talia's son

Holy fuck
>>
>>385246454
i mean those are unintentional failures
>>
what a horrendous donation paragraph
>>
>>385246290
Shrimp legitimately tried to do everything he could to win after it became clear he was behind, including that beautiful bit where he tried building the car during inspection.
>>
>>385246229
You know none really cares about speedrunning when most people consider the best run just some guys messing around in a meme twitch game.
>>
>tfw I was the one who started the wife's son donation trend at this esa
>>
Everything's feeling a bit 13 year old pandering to me right now
>>
>bfs girls

THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
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>>385246575
announcers are enabling it too desu
>>
>>385246549
To be fair, I don't think I've actually seen a really good serious speed-run yet.
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>That last donation

>>385246575
The blood is on your hands.
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>>385245687
Don't get mad just because I'm stating the fact that your are 3rd world non-white trash.
>>
Let's kick Germany's butt!
>>
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS WAS THAT?
>>
>>385246549
at those events, yeah

when I actually care I got check proper runs, or watch live serious attempts rather than memethons
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>>385246591
>vice city came out almost 15 years ago
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>let's kick germany's butt
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>>385246575
OH MY GOD

I started hyperventilating. Are you really the one? Fucking epic if it's true XD
>>
>>385246389
his cringe as fuck discord.
>>
>>385246632
Most speedruns this event has sadly been from people that just run this obscure unknown game and is the only one that actually runs it. And people running more "normal" games have all been quite bad at it and don't seem to even try.
>>
>>385246654
*thumbs up*
>>
>>385246540
I think they both did it, its just that shrimp was so unlucky its ended up a glorious trainwreck.
>>
who is the qt grill on the couch?
>>
>>385246796
if it's a light accent it's maral
if it's heavy accent it's the chubby swede
>>
>the game
Is this 2006
>>
Hey guys, remember memes?
>>
>the game
really
>>
lost the game HAHAHAHAH
>>
Who the fuck did the last donation ? Where do you live shitter
>>
>The game
Bottom of the barrel now.
>>
had to turn off the stream, can't take these donations.
>>
>>385246981
discount memes
>>
>>385246464
>canada and korea are manlets

jerks
>>
>everyone mad they lost the game
lmaoooo
>>
The Russians guy voice is cute!
>>
>>385247072
he's French
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What's the matter? These memes not dank enough for you? Faggots, it's all the same shit
>>
>>385247009
The dude's just annoying
>>
LEWD

LEWD

LEWD
>>
What the fuck are these donations?
>>
>all that homophobia
>>
miao miao
>>
Reminder that this runner supports the isis and its terrorists suicidal attacks

https://clips twitch tv/CrypticAntsyNigiriOneHand
>>
Am I the only one getting tired of the donate reader? He's talking more than the runner now and interrupting him all the time.
>>
>these donations
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>>385246793
Yeah the other guy tried once he heard shrimp was doing it, the only difference is he actually didn't fuck up and had remembered to bring everything.
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>>385247148
If they're doing radio ads I want Jack Howitzer

>I'LL CRY WHEN I'M DONE KILLING
>>
inb4 the guy gets banned on GDQ for the stuff he did on ESA
>>
>>385247195
no, I'm not a cringey cringemeister
>>
god damn the music in vice city is just so good
>>
> Video Killed the Radio Star
Top tier music
>>
the russian guy playing bulletstorm sounds nervous
>>
>>385247195
He's like that annoying poyo chick from SGDQ
>>
just tuned in, what's been happening with donations? missed it
>>
Where can I find a video of the "my summer car" run?
>>
>>385247536
Go ask your wife's son
>>
>>385247536
Ancient memes
>>
>>385247536
unfunny memes
>>
The fuck is Tommy wearing?
>>
>>385247512
that's a french flag
>>
Why is the VC community so chill? Can't think of any asshat or autist.
>>
Only song this game is really missing is Maria Magdalena, that song is 11/10
>>
flash confirmed to be the best radio station
>>
>>385247195
Nah, he and the runner are friends so its not that bad.
>>
>>385247627
trigger warning on the next link which has about everything
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6ox7xm/esa_vod_thread_2017/
>>
>>385247658
Tommy? I don't see Tommy. Only Batman.
>>
>THOSE memes are shit but MY memes are hilarious
>>
>>385247627
Here
https://www.twitch tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m23s
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Flash is the best GTA radio.
>>
>>385247647
so it's just a the v2 of the first san andreas run?
>>
>>385247836
that girl on his shirt is super cute
>>
>>385247723
>>385247865
that's not wave 103
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>>385247681

All of the asshats run GTA 3, 4 and 5. VC and SA (Minus Lelreset) are pretty chill.

The GTA community outside of that are complete cancer mongers. Guys like Odyssic, Rydawg and his jockstraps and Lelreset
>>
>>385247929
psh

where my emotinal bros at?
>>
>>385247865
non emotion listening plebian
>>
>>385247865
This man right here.
>>
>>385247881
Yes but now you have the rest of the audience making shitty memes too.
>>
Have there been any WR's yet in this marathon?
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>>385247836
Ironic weebs are my favorite variety of person
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>>385247836
>hating on mega milk
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>>385247836
stop being butthurt
>>
>>385248000
checked
>>
Bulletstorm HYPE
>>
Wave 103 > Flash FM > Emotion > Fever > the rock radio > the spic radio > the rap radio
>>
>None don't like the memes right now
>but everyone loves the shitty meme twitch game run
>>
>>385247970
>wah I hate him because he only played the game for a week and broke all our records
>>
ESA is so much fun

<3 Japanese boy
>>
HOLD UP

I got a 2$ donation ima interruption
>>
>>385247836
hello Mr_Mary
>>
>mhmd removes his headset

Based
>>
MMHD has the right idea
>>
>>385248147
back to school, underage
>>
>>385248027
redneck game
>>
what is this, a final fantasy run?
>>
>>385248159
You should see the ESA 2013 VC run Adam had. It was karaoke for the whole duration.
>>
>>385248047
le 56% face
>>
>>385248132
Would switch Flash FM with Wawe otherwise you're right
>>
ESA is so fun.
>>
NO SINGING

nnnnnoooooooooooo singing
>>
>>385248027
Think the ryedawg pewdiepie run was a WR
>>
>>385248158

Lelreset is a good runner. But he's a shitstain of a person
>>
>>385248208
>>385248209
he is /ourguy/
>>
>>385248027
Can't remember which game but there was one, think the guy had just withheld posting a WR run with the newer strats (that invalidate past WRs) and just got it at the event
>>
>>385248193
look how much (read little) they have raised, they have to celebrate every single donation.
>>
kys if you don't listen emotion all the time in vc
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>>385248304
yeah, it was. They found new strats that morning.
>>
>>385248047
I want to bury my face in her tits
>>
>>385247970
How the hell are GTA 3 runners asshats when literally nobody runs the game
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>Bulletstorm
Good shit.
>>
>>385248027

pewdiepie legend of the brofist by Ryedwag

but of course the speedrun elite and their cabal of goons would never give dwag the props he actually deserves
>>
>>385248027
Prince of Persia Warrior Within. Don't bother trying to watch it it was a boring run
>>
How has Vice City been?
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>>385248268
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>>385248132
Best taste
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Reminder that Mike was right
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>>385248132
>Not even MENTIONING VCPR
Out.
>>
>>385248479
That's not it. That's the GTA 3 race. But it's from the same event.
>>
>>385248479
Is that Chibi with the headset
>>
>>385248479
This was GTA 3 right? Had Rise FM on.
>>
HE DID IT

HE SAVED THE RUN
>>
GG
>>
>>385248268
amazing. I need to see that
>>
>>385248534
Ranking only the music stations obviously
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>>385248417
>IPA
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>>385248271
That would've been an effective insult were I an American.
Seriously though, keep this shit in >>>/bant/
>>
But first we need to talk about alternate universes
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>>385248132
>listening to music stations

VCPR the best
>>
>shoutout to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear

Heh
>>
>That donation

lel
>>
That was actually funny
>>
"hey guys lets sing mulan"

"don't do that"
>>
>>385248457
Pretty good. Same guy as the GDQ run, and he's entertaining.
>>
>donation reader shut down

it's treason then
>>
Cx
>>
>>385248837
sigh of relief when he said that
>>
>>385248852
>>385248837
thank god. Are peopel who request hsit like that legitimately autistic? WHo wants to listen to the donation reader singing a whole fucking verse from Mulan?
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>>385248530
go back home /d2g/
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>>385248684
Problem?
>>
>>385249029
Shit, who'll review crappy rap albums now?
>>
THIS IS THE LAST DANCE FOR LANCE VANCE
>>
You know this Kz dude seems like an okay guy
>>
>>385249307
he's moma's boy
>>
>>385249185
>I told you, I had enough of that in school!
>>
Jesus christ ban these donators
>>
>he/she

dont assume my pronouns bigot
>>
JAY OWEN
>>
>Americans are awake
>Donations become cancer
>>
could the announcer to stop forcing his voice and shut the fuck up in general ?
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>jay owen memes
>>
chrisat this reader doesnt give a ffuck
>>
CRIPPLES BTFO
>>
You guys heard em, $10 to sing any fucking song you want
>>
>watching speedrun with son
what the fuck
>>
>>385249437
send the money back
>>
I genuinely hope he doesn't sing Mulan
>>
>>385249363
nice i guess
>>
>>385249561
>>385249506
>jay owen
literally who
>>
>you can't run
Terrible but I stroll laughed.
>>
>Gary Busey
>>
This is like the nega-GDQ run now; equally shit but for the opposite reasons
>>
>>385249714
I'd rather have the chaos than some half-assed attempt at order.
>>
>>385249658
I'm surprised he read that. I laugh at dead nigger baby jokes and even I thought that was out of line.
>>
>>385249714
This is what happens when you enable memers, reddit and kids will start infesting the place with their unfunny shit.
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>>385248530
>posting "I eat with my hands man" the year of our lord 20+17

get with it nerd
>>
Been such a long time ago I place VC I forgot how good the music was
>>
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>>385249921
>>
>>385249639
the joke is that it sounds like JO-ing
>>
>>385249981
My English is so bad today, I blame it on all those shitty memes this run.
>>
>>385249821
It was kinda like that with the lego harry potter run. Once the announcer and audience realised they could meme they went all out with asking for donations to do dabs and shit while being so loud the runner kept turning around.
It is fine to have fun but at some point it gets old really fast if it is happening so much.
>>
ME BABE STEPPIN OUT
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkGm3u5BsNw
;_;
>>
>>385249921
Give me the source right now you son of a bitch.
>>
>>385250115
It's okay. You still have good taste.
>>
>>385250156
thanks anon!
>>
>KZ's face when he said fuck

Kek
>>
>>385250173
its mobashit anon, you wouldn't want it
>>
GDQ btfo
>>
FUN ALLOWED STREAM

GDQ BTFO
>>
>this is a fun stream, fun is allowed
HOW WILL GDQ EVER RECOVER?!?!?!?
>>
>all this fun the runner and coach are having
I'M SEETHING DUDE NOT POSSIBLE LITERALLY SEEETHING
>>
fun allowed stream
>>
But Dota is actually quite fun, just don't take it too seriously and it's enjoyable.
>>
>Budget Adam_AK
Haha.
>>
>>385250285
Why do you think I'm asking? Give me the goddamn source.
>>
>>385250403
Dumb secondaryposter
>>
FUN IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>
>>385250275
>>KZ's face
is face is really funny indeed
>>
>Resident Evil

Might switch to Bulletstorm
>>
im gonna go get some snacks

what should i get?

what snacks do you have?
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>budget adam_ak
>>
10/10 Very very fun run
>>
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Rate Vice City run
>>
>>385250494

Oxy.
>>
Rate this run
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>>385250494
Avocado, peanut butter and honey
>>
>>385250478
>secondaryposter
I'm not a secondary! Don't you dare call me that
>>
>>385250526
Fun allowed/10
That was a blast.
>>
>>385250526
10/10
>>
>>385250526
11/10
>>
>>385250551
11/10
>>
>>385250520
who said it? Someone who donated?
>>
>>385250652
>>385250652
>>385250652
New thread you fuckin underage memelords
>>
>>385250526
Donation guy got annoying pretty fast, otherwise fun/10. Also hadn't seen the "new" glitches in this category before
>>
>>385250526
10/10

Fun run
>>
>>385250474
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=fizzz

be careful anon
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>Knife only/Invisible enemies
>>
>>385250562
post your LNMNB
>>
>>385250526
FUN/FUN
>>
>>385250526
Run was a solid 8/10
Donation guy is a 5/10 after a while
>>
>>385250526
it was pretty fun
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>>385250775
I lost interest because the announcer wouldn't stop talking. Didn't help that it sounded like he was eating the mic
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>that monster sip
>not zero ultra sip
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>>385250701
I'm probably older than you, but thanks.
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>>385250716
Nice. Thanks anon.
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>the dude in stream 2 keeps pronouncing 'guy' as 'gay'
"now i just need to kill those gays"
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>>385250403
fuck dota, just post more Remilia
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>>385250747
I'm not gonna pretend I got a LNMNB runs and I know you don't have any either.
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>>385251125
I thought 2hs die if they take off their hats?
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>>385251338
Remi is already (somewhat) dead.
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>>385251338
but then what about the 2hus without hats??
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>>385251670
Already dead.
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