Peach is a ditzy, stupid blonde

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shes a dumb bimbo slut. I figured that out way before smash bros

>>385236769
Is she dumb because Miyamoto wanted her to be weak?

>>385236769
As long as she is willing to participate in deep exploratory anal games.

>>385237030
shes dumb and weak because that's how miymaoto designed her. she's just a generic bimbo in distress who bower and Mario wants to fuck

>>385236631
What is this thread

Most smash bros. characters have goofy attacks

I still love her regardless.

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>>385236631
>>385237190
reconsider your life choices, friend.

is this a sybb thread

>>385237229
Let's compare the Peach Bomber ass attack to Luigi's and Wario's butt attacks.

Luigi doesn't leave the ground. He simply does a butt tackle. Plus, he is supposed to be a silly joke character.

Wario is a disgusting character to start with, and his butt throws are basically the same as Peach's. Difference is he's not supposed to be an attractive character.

No one has an attack like the Peach Bomber.

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>be tomboy all my life
>suddenly become obsessed with girly things
>ditch the jeans and sneakers, now skirts and heels
>grow hair out, have it done blonde
>essentially emulate the bimbo look
>but now everyone treats me like I'm an idiot
>and no one takes it seriously that I play vidya
>now a pariah from every community

>>385237506
Wario has literally a fart attack
Luigi has that dash attack

And the most OP shit in Sm4sh is literally a nut gun and bananas from Diddy

>>385237671
slut

>>385237506
so silly characters are okay in a setting only if they are men?

>>385237758
Yes, because Wario is supposed to be a disgusting character. Peach is supposed to be a fair, innocent princess. So why does a fair, innocent princess have that kind of butt attack?

>>385237790
What?

>>385237790
Yeah, it's why Coco is missing some of Crash's more cartoony death animations in the remakes.

>>385237943
>So why does a fair, innocent princess have that kind of butt attack?
Because it's fun for kids, the target audience for Nintendo games

Also 3 butt attacks to be precise
>Side B
>Back Air
>Back Throw

>>385236631
She is not stupid, she also isn't smart. She is a video game character and lacks drive or personality beyond the one the artist in control chooses for her.

>>385236631
>>385236769
Princess Peach does not have a personality. Most Nintendo characters don't beyond one character trait.

>>385238079
>extremely perverted butt attack
>fun for kids
Explain yourself

>>385237825
>move is called the Flying Peach
DEEPEST LORE

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Peach is pure.

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What is the purpose of this thread?

>>385238237
First, it's a "hip" attack.
Second, it's fun for kids, it's pervy for adults, nothing else to add - they perceive things differently

>>385237943
>. Peach is supposed to be a fair, innocent princess. So why does a fair, innocent princess have that kind of butt attack?
wow, how fucking sexist of you.princesses have feelings and urges too. women of all castes have physical needs, don't try and stereotype a royal type out of the need to do butt attacks, you fucking pig.

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>>385238348
She was innocent until this specific screenshot was released in 2001

>>385238371
Baiting Peachanons

>>385238507
That's a little unfair, the hip drop has been a Mario staple ever since Yoshi invented it back in 1995

>>385238652
This is not a fucking hip drop, this is a flying butt attack. Big difference.

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>>385238507
What if she's so pure that she thinks her ass is merely a weapon and can't be used for sex?

>>385238917
I don't know how old you are, but I don't think young people understand what kind of character Peach was during the 80s and 90s. She was the most pure and innocent character you could think of.

With Melee in 2001, she suddenly started to flash her panties and use her ass to attack. It just happened overnight with that particular game. People here who are at least 25 years old will understand what I mean.

>>385236631
nintendo's peach: ditzy beauty
hackurai's peach: seductress slut

>>385239126
>She was the most pure and innocent character you could think of.
That's true even for a fucking Toad

You can call that "fanservice" anyways, even if kids barely notice anything about Peach

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>>385239126
Because Sakurai knows little to nothing about Nintendo characters other than the ones from his shitty franchises.

>>385240076
Which explains his autistic rant about how Drak Pit couldn't be a Pit recolor because he can't use the sacred treasures but is completely fine with Ganondorf being a Falcon clone.

>>385239126
>People here who are at least 25 years old will understand what I mean.
I did not own a computer back then though, do I qualify?