Building a sentry! *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*

>>385232415
thank you labourer

Building a dispenser!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy5iT4aarKg

>>385232415
I heard there's going to be a Mechanic update soon, anybody know when?

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>engineer fixes his amazingly complex machinery using percussive maintenance
>Spy's only means of disguise is a face mask which completely fools the other team every time
>Lifelong enemies blu and red build their headquarters right next to each other
>companies are so poor they can't afford bombers and send their mercs to push the bombs themselves

Why's so much of the humor in tf2's structure overlooked?

>>385233529
8 months valve time

Erectin' that dispenser

>>385232415
>five *CLANG*s
>doesn't know it needs eight *CLANG*s

>>385233579

It's not overlooked. It's there for you to laugh at, dummy. It's part of the charm, if a bit meta.

>>385232415
That's not one of Torbs voice lines retard

>>385233579
The spy mask really made me laugh the first time I played the game.

>>385232415
>>385233680

OP confirmed for soldier main

>>385233579
>brainlet is so stupid he can't even see irony
Must suck being that stupid.

>>385233894

that's how you know >>385233579 is a f2p

>>385233894
Well, you couldn't see the irony on his post either.

>>385233894
>what is lead poisoning

>>385234010 is >>385233579

>>385233894
>brainlet is so stupid he can't even see irony
Must suck being that stupid.

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>>385234010
>mfw THIS brainlet couldn't see the irony on my post either
Jesus christ brainlets are just so pitiful

>>385233781
nothing compared to scout mains

actual cancer

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>fully built
>fully upgraded
>fully repaired
>he's still hammering

>>385234238
>>385234173
>>385234103
>>385234032
>>385234010
>>385233994
>>385233894
>>385233695
>>385233726
>>385233680
>>385233579
>>385233529

You're all brainlets. I bet you don't even have any loadouts to post.

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>>385234332
legends say that when a sentry's anus is hammered for 2 months valve time, a new sentry is born

>>385234332
you forgot fully loaded

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
Do this Texas style!

>>385234280
At least scouts play the game. The worst kind of people are sniper mains. People who pick sniper don't care in the slightest about anyone else on the server.

>>385233636
I'll erect your dispenser~
:3c

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*blows up everything in your shitty nest*

>>385232415
So is Valve ever going to nerf Soldier and Demofaggot so payload maps can be playable?

>>385234590
Literally remove sniper from the game

>>385234332
What the fuck else am I supposed to do when the enemies pushing besides looking around and hammering? run out and get myself killed?

>>385234359
I stopped playing tf2 when hats were becoming cancerous and they stopped focusing on expanding the base game

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>shoots at you
>misses everyshot
how do i stop dropping my spaghetti everytime i scope in? i literally cant hti anything other than a wall

>>385234743
>sniper class removed because it is too confusing and challenging for new players

>>385234893
Stop playing sniper

>>385234762
Peak around the corner with a shotgun, cover your teammates with shot circuit, wrangle that shit, help other engies if there are some.
Hammering a healthy sentry is literally just standing still.

>>385232415
YEAH TOAST!
https://youtu.be/l1PYP5U6lt4

>>385234359
If you want loadouts you can always try the /vg/ general

>>385232415
Why does it look like a virtual boy

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>>385234238
>That post was ironic!
>M-my post was ironic too!

Kys

>>385234993
but i only spaghetti drip scoped in, huntsman im fine with, i think its my sensitivity

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>>385235119
lock them up

Reminder to always delete your cases. Don't support Valve's Jewery.

>>385235119
>retard can't see he's being a hypocrite
What a fucking brainlet

>>385235127
have you heard of "the classic"?

>>385235303
god is a brainlet

>>385234693
>unironically thinks solly and demo are the problem with payload

>>385233894
>>385234238
>>385235303
stop posting anytime

>>385235443
>unironically suggesting the worst gun in the game

>>385235694
payload is the problem with payload

that's a brain teaser

>>385235020
>peak
>insta head-shotted
>wrangle
>soldier rocket jumps behind me out of sight and blasts me down
>help other engies
>building close to other engies
I'll admit I build my shit in stupid spots, but only because 90% of the time people are too fucking stupid to get past whatever choke point I set up for a good couple minutes.

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>>385235443
i have two of them, im kinda good with it,

Scout is the best class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ

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>insert clip of pyro chasing right behind an oblivious medic for 10 seconds with this thing but the flames refuse to connect

I honestly think at this point that the backburner has a shorter range than the other flamethrowers

>>385233579
new to the game?
and site I guess

>>385234762
Spy checking and harrasing. Or you move the gear up.

>>385235970
why's it so hard to find smut of this little girl huh

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>>385236105
im sorry, what

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Hey! Why dont we just give up pardner!?

>>385232415
>engineer builds on last
>his gear is STILL not upgraded when they go to last point

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>>385236714
Everyone back to the base, pardner.

>>385234762
>he actually thinks hes supposed to turtle

you want to distance your self from the sentry as much as possible, have a fork between you and the sentry to the enemy. Check the layout to see how your team is doing, if they're pushing or getting pushed back.

Fuck I would never be able to just stand there I'd get anxiety from all the shit thats happening that I don't know baout.

>>385236714
>frenchy wants to give it up
every time

>>385237092
>playing tf2 in a strategic manner

>>385234762
You keep tabs on what's going on and watch for spies. Wait for an opportunity to move up if you're on offense.

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>>385232415
NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DAWG

That rescue ranger change is so fucking awful.
It neuters offensive engies and doesn't do shit for turtling.

not only that engies are going to steal their dispensers now so they can always have access to metal. Like the RR was the one thing that freed you from the metal attrition, it was so fucking nice.

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RATE MY SCUNT

I AINT NO SENATOR'S SON

>>385237216
>frenchy wants the enemy to give up
Fixed that for you

>>385237424
>>385237424
tf2 is so fucking awful
valve neutered every aspect of it, even graphics

not only that gaben sucks actual donkey kok

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>>385235127
>huntsman I'm fine with
lmao

>>385237465
would rs/10

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>>385237092
>you want to distance your self from the sentry as much as possible

>>385237092
Nice try, Spy.

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>>385232415
Hey /v/
Gotcha
FAGGOT

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alias +rocketjump "+jump;+duck;wait;+attack"
alias -rocketjump "-jump;-attack;wait;wait;wait;-duck"
bind mouse3 "+rocketjump

Give me ONE reason not to do this.

>>385237916
Don't need it, jump maps made rocket jumping second nature.

>>385237916
Because as the anon above me said, it should be second nature. But if you like being bad, have at it.

>>385238039
>>385238098
>pressing 3 buttons instead of one
The only thing you're good at is inefficiency.

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>>385237916
wait commands are blocked on most servers and are ping dependent
soldiers need to know how to do wall and pogo jumps which scripts cannot replicate
smaller jumps cost less health which can save your life

also ctapping goes further than your shitty script

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>>385237424
>>385237424
>>385237538
>im an awful engie

RR is way to strong, it needs a utility nerf

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>>385238350
It's easy as fuck anon and is hardly inefficient. Not my fault you lack basic motor skills.

>>385237898
YOU AUTISTIC LITTLE SHIT

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>>385236601
You're not looking hard enough. iwara has lots of stuff.

>>385236168
It took me 7 years to realize the backburner's model is just the default with some shitty snake head on the end, I love how almost every weapon follows some sort of makeshift style with pieces taped and bolted on

>>385239089
All of Pyro's flamethrowers besides the Phlog appears to be homemade from bits of trash. Beggar's Bazooka as well, but that's part of it's lore.
Which makes you wonder what Pyro is being offered by their employer, considering all the other mercs seem to be using Mann Co. products.

>>385234762
teleporters? dispenser?

>>385239318
Nah, they're probably just made from crap to stick with the "mann co sells broken shitty weapons to its mercs" theme

>>385237465

actuallyusesthecleaverwithoutthesandmanlikearealnigga/10

the flapjack doesnt really match the fortunate son, but it's a shame, since both are god-tier hats themselves

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im just gonna leave my scout loadout here,
enjoy.

>90% of weapons from the Dr. Grordbort sets are overpowered as fuck
>they release Dr. Grordbort as a new boss battle
>he's here to take his weapons back from mann co
>mech suit with attached versions of cow mangler and phlog

>>385237718
is this... a jojo reference?

>>385239920
Pretty god damn awful

>>385239920
Jump down and say some gay shit/10

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>>385240067
thanks, you arent the first or the last to point this out.

DOCTOR

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>>385239920
That just ain't right!

>>385239974
>new Dr. Grordbort things
>ever
Ha
I wish they hadn't stopped doing boss battle though. I was surprised we didn't get the Bread Monster boss.

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Can we all agree demo is the best class
>Easy to learn, hard to master
>Mobile but not too mobile like Soldier
>Actually a good black character
>Fair HP
>High DPS but requires setup
Good and balanced like a character should be.

>>385240275
>bread monster
Damn, now that you say it, it does sound pretty fun

>>385239920

I actually use the lime scout set ironically unironically ironically

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look how happy that sucker is

>>385240336
>but not too mobile
Try sticky jumper on a map like Suijin.

>>385234332
>Surrounded by stickies
>Still hammering

>>385240403
Aren't all lime green scouts ironic?

update never

GET GOOD, GET LMAOBoX!

>>385240535
>Sentry buster
>Still hammering

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>>385239081

>>385240550
I assure you they're genuine attention seekers.

>>385240665
>LOOK AT ME, MA!
>Is- is anyone even payin' attention to me?

>>385237659
The size of the projectile collision box was designed for slow projectiles like nades and rockets, stuff like Huntsman and Direct Hit kinda ruin this.

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>enemy team has an aimbot sniper
>their team refuses to kick
On the other hand, it is kind of funny sitting in spawn and hearing 10 of your teammates death scream in instant succession.

>>385240876
Sniper is still easier to aim than the huntsman.

Like id rather fight huntsman snipers any day

>>385232415
Out of a Nintendo Virtual Boy?????????

>>385241069
>our team has a hacker
>our team decides to build a teleporter for the enemy spies so they can take Intel instead of kicking the hacker

I've never played this game, should I?

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>>385232415
>>385241192

>>385237718
>>385237764
don't listen to these demo mains, they're trying to blow you up with your sentry

>>385237916
because you need to change your angle and timing, like low jumps need you to wait a bit after jumping, high angle requires jelly hopping etc.

>>385237465
IT AIN'T ME/10
Would play with.

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WHEN IS THE UPDATE FUCK

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>>385237465
Now rate my demorai.

>>385241680
remember how pyromania or whatever had like 1 weapon for pyro and like 3-4 for soldier?

good times

>>385237898
>>385238638
im having a de ja vu

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>>385241289
Sure

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>>385241772
that's because soldier is the best class

>>385237404
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/5qUIoD0pFqIGQFrw91FshA/
ugh

How do I get efficient as demoman? I mean, my KD is on the good side, but I just don't score fast enough to top the chart.

>>385241780
were you in the tf2 thread about soldier mobility?

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rate my pyro

>>385241950
Aim nigga aim.
Learning how to rollout doesn't hurt either.

>>385239920
Thanks doc

>>385232415
dead game

>>385241950
get good at pipes and use them against loners
use stickies for groups

>jump a corner with sticky launcher
>entire team doesn't see me
>100 damage to the entire team per second

hnnggggggggh

>>385242018
>playing pyro

How little self-respect do you need to have to wear that atrocious pass time helmet?

>>385239920
>>385241734
>>385242018
Fuck off you literal children
Shoo shoo off to /vg/ with you

>>385241289
Couldn't hurt, it's fuckin' free. You might want to take a quick surf through these vids first to gain a understanding on the fundamentals.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeZV2UXOouwk2nWKbMsaSm-69ZURUTAql

>>385242018
Not bad, I like that you stuck to the sci-fi theme

>>385241950
>but I just don't score fast enough to top the chart.
that's to be expected. the sticky nerf has made demo much weaker than he used to be, it's much harder to solo carry now. if you want to pubstomp you're better off playing heavy or soldier.

>>385242150
You're the faggot in this equation.

>>385241772
Pyro got the best weapon it has ever gotten though

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just gonna leave this here

>>385241772
Pretty sure soldier just got the bazooka for the pyromania update. Scout and sniper got two weapons each and pyro got the scorch shot (along with 2 weapon skins).

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>>385242150
How about you shut the fuck up and rate my medic loadout.

>>385242384
shotgun is the best weapon pyro has ever gotten
or reserve shooter

>>385242150
I concur with anon here >>385242351

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Texan "Bad Day" Sentry

>that guys who uses one weapon over another solely because he owns a strange version

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>>385242465
>or reserve shooter
>the best unlock pyro has is from soldier

>>385241734
Generic

>>385242836
>That one strange you can't use anymore because it got nerfed to the ground after you bought it
Why did valve ruin the baby face blaster?

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>>385242460
The Brutal Bouffant works really well with that set, nice one

Please rate my Medicine Man. Ushanka was my first and last craft before I learned better so I've always held onto it as a reminder

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>>385242185
>bunch of trivial tips for starters
>suddenly "heavy can instantly recharge sandvich with any size of medkit"
Is it bad that I didn't know that?

>2017
>no hitler moustche 4 Medic

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>>385237465
>>385242997
Why do people think botkillers look good

>>385242982
at least it isn't as bad as the shortstop

>tfw shitty k/d ratio
1000 hours here, how long does it take to REALLY git gud?

>>385243313
Because they're cool and I earned it. Whys it matter to you?

>play sniper
>already aimed at your head without even needing to scope because "why not give sniper a crosshair?"
>scope and headshot with a minor adjustment
Why is this allowed?

>>385243172
it's a good idea when you see a medium or small health kit to throw your sandvich next to it and pick it up. health kits recharge every 10s and your sandvich lasts for 30s so any teammate running by will be able to pick them both up.

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>>385242982
It still hurts
I've tried everything I can think of; sandman cleaver, crit cola, bleed scout for prolonged engagements, even the fucking winger since you can jump once and none of it fucking works. The instant you get touched you lose all your boost, and if you fight a pyro you will never run again. The thing doesn't even do enough damage to make it a viable harass tool. I hope the update unfucks it

>>385243454
Because Sniper isnt overpowered.

>>385243407
>>Why do they look good?
>Because they look good.
>>Rate me
>Why are you judging me?

>>385243365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

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>>385243313
What the other guy said, it's more a status symbol than anything. As most cosmetics are.

Saying that I do love how it swings around. I wish I had a silver one instead as it clashes less with TF2 palettes

Here's my WWII Pyro. The space suit is the only thing I could get that really fits the theme but it's a bit awkward

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>>385243945
I actually dont think that looks awkward at all. Awesome theme execution, down to the canteen and primary. Nailed it, anon.

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>its a "spy with red tape recorder, dead ringer, and spycicle tries to talk shit" episode

>>385244259
I actually use the tape recorder because I got a strange one. I find its pretty awesome when coordinated with a push.

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rate my spy

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>>385233529

>>385243945
10/10 WW1 wants its helmet back

>>385244259
People still use the RTR? I literally haven't seen it in over a year

>>385244105
Thanks m80!

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rate my engineer

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Tell me I'm pretty.

>>385244676
RTR actually softcounters gunslinger minisentries(laughable I know) and really just annoys the engi because it takes longer before he can shit out another mini sentry

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>>385245331
>Coffin Nail RL
Good taste son

>>385245312
>Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em
T-thanks

>>385245331

Ive seen this posted in another thread

the beard goes nice with the spook specs, but the paint was a mistake

I thought it's the virtual boy

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rate my scout

>>385245868
>those weapons
absolutely disgusting

Anyone remember that gmod video where the engieneer says,"now I've seen everything",and then gets completely serious.
It was funny as fuck.

>>385245868
>>385244545
>>385243945
>>385242460
>>385242997
Get the fuck back to /vg/
Hats are everything that's wrong with current TF2. You retards would rather play dress up than play the fucking game

>>385245868
Want to know how I know you don't topscore?

>go onto prop hunt server
>accidentally hit spray button and put down porn spray
>14 year old mod immediately responds in force and tells me in hoarse voice to remove it
>'How do I do that?'
>'...eh, I don't know..'
>it sat there the entire game

Nice to know custom servers modded by 14 year olds are still a thing.

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TONIGHT STATUS:

>>385246095
I think I know the server. Disc-FF right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87kHKyAGs3A

>>385246031
>Hats are everything that's wrong with the current TF2
>not the declining number of players
>not the complete abandonment of the game by Valve in terms of updates
>not the abhorrent matchmaking system that makes it so casual games stop after a maximum of three rounds, forcing you to find a new game every 20 minutes because everyone quits after the map switches

Congratulations, you're delusional.

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Friendly reminder that your dispenser is for your team and usually has no business near your sentry.

>>385246268
Correct. I found the experience borderline endearing.

>>385246436
Admin's a fucking prick. He also knows every inch of every map and is zero fun to play with. You can sense the tension in the server with how likely he is to flip out over the most trivial shit

>>385246335
what the fuck

>>385246658
>he's never seen an eltorro video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVgEdTSLwM

>>385246340
>declining number of players
Consistently has roughly the same number of players since ~2012
>not the complete abandonment of the game by Valve in terms of updates
They'd rather add HATS than significant updates. Not that I blame them, the game is 10 years old at this point

>>385246049
shoot

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>>385247397
>not using bullshit-a-cola before it gets dumpstered

>>385246031
>hats are wrong!!!
>lists a spy with no cosmetics
CREAM GRAVY

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>>385242460
>dough puncher but no toque
>>385245331
>spook specs but no coif
>stogie launcher but no stogie beard

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>>385247705
>gunboats instead of a backpack to carry your team with

>>385246635
I always find that sort of shit hilarious. People on a hair-trigger are fun to mess with. I.e. porn sprays.

>>385247923
backpacks are only good if your team pushes with you which never happens.

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>>385246357
Thanks dad.

>>385246937
You have no way of knowing that the adding of hats to the game is not a trivial two clicks approval process via the workshop, which I bet it is. The addition of hats doesn't have priority over significant updates, updates have just completely stopped.