Is this the peak of gaming journalism?

Well he's right though.

>brian ashcraft still works for kotaku 50 years later

>>385224576
Nice Condoms

>be american
>drool at the sight of virtual burgers

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>>385224576
Where do I get burgers that good?

Graphics>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GAY-MEPLAY

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>>385224576
>kotaku

what is that, The Division?

that burger makes me wanna play

Why does he have to cover up the facts? That's a Burger King Whopper. He should have simply said that Burger King Whoppers are the best mainstream hamburgers that are available to all. Not that Red Robin nonsense that only appears in 1/10 towns.

>>385224821
looks like a tasty burg

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Can you imagine going to school hoping to become a journalist and ending up with a shitty job covering video games and japanese snacks because you couldn't make it it as a real reporter with your expensive education?

>>385224576

To be fair, that's a pretty good looking burg.

>>385224821

why dont people understand tomato is fucking shit in burger

>what this needs is a bit slice of something that tastes like pond water.

>>385224576
Op sucks cocks on multiple levels.

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>>385224576
>Filed to: BURGERS

Americans

>>385224576
Honestly, considering how serious everything's become because vidya's a mature medium that has to be always serious, I kind of like such sort of light-heartedness.

>>385224953
>covering vidoe games and japanese snacks
Depending on the pay that doesn't sound too bad tbqh

>>385225005
>I am unable to conceive that people have differing opinions to my own REEEEEEEEEE

>>385224576
the true power of the Frostbite™ 3™ Engine™

>>385224576
>flat cigarettes

WHAT GAME

>>385224576
Video games are saved

>>385225073
>be 40
>rush through games
>you don't even like them
>write long ass fluff piece and just tell people to buy it anyway
>write stupid articles talking about ingame burgers because you have a word quota

>>385225191
the americanss

>>385225079

i can conceive people have shit taste but i dont have to like it, tomatolover. your kind will be first on the day of rope.

>>385224953
You're close, but off. Look at sites like Forbes, IGN, and Gematsu. They have to constantly copy each others stories, because they are just as much in the dark as we are.

>>385225005
I know right? Tomatoes should be never used in anything. That's why I always get rid of tomatoes in tomato mozzarella

>>385224576
They realized that they fucked themselves out of any chance at getting into some of the more "prestigious" journalist gigs, so they're just going balls to the wall with their sjw autism at this point

Why not. You're stuck working at the buzzfeeds and voxes of the world, mind of well perfect your bullshit and go down in flames while being the best

>>385224953
>expensive education
>his country doesn't have a free higher education
LOL

>>385225005
>tastes like pond water.

stop eating GMO tomatoes.

>>385225397
>his countries higher education is so shit they give it away free

>>385225387
>mind of well
mistakes like that are a diamond dozen

>>385225005
A burger isn't a burger if it doesn't have a juicy tomato.

Those hard slices with white centers are shit though.

>>385224576
Those fucking cigarette ends though

>>385225490
Touché.

>>385225342
>my opinion is the only correct one, how can people POSSIBLY have differing tastes to my own? THIS WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME REEEEEEEEEEE

>>385224576
No, it's still that one article where the guy brags about getting laid on a Sonic-themed bad.

>>385224821
At Bob's Burgers

>>385225005
>americans on the verge of collapse at the idea of eating something without HFCS

>>385224576

But that hamburger does not look appealing at all.

>>385225456
>Implying gnetically modifying food does anything but make it better in every conceivable way.

>>385225005
>tomato
Tomatoes are OK.
Ketchup is fucking awful though.

>>385225005
Ah yes. I too use to be a fussy about tomatoes in my burgers, but than I grew up.

>>385224576
That burger does look pretty damn realistic.

t. American

>>385225778
Well it actually didn't in the case of tomatoes. What has been prioritized was conservation and size instead of taste, for a question of lowering prices.
We have far bigger tomatoes that doesn't rot as quickly, but also blander.

>>385224576
atleast he's not whinging about niggers being Egyptian or transfuckingwhatever-tards not being shoehorned into the most recent game, or that someone told him/it to get good therefor all gamers are nazis

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>>385224576
Why Americans always thinking about food ?

I mean, in terms of renders, that is a pretty good looking fast food burger.

>>385225778
I'm not talking about organic vs GMO, I'm just saying if you want to experience a decent tomato, buy the organic or at least non GMO.

I used to hate tomatoes because they either tasted like fish or pond water, but after discovering non-GMO tomatoes i discovered what i was missing for years.

>>385224576
why would a game studio spend so much time on a burger?

>>385226116
To get articles like this published to get anons to ask "what game?"

Easy and free word of mouth promotion

>>385225851
>just put up with it even if it tastes shit and adds nothing
how adult of you

>>385224821
Make your own, that is the true answer, not saying there is no place that can make your ideal burger but it's easier to just make your own how you like it.

>>385225851
I also remember when I grew up and stopped forcing myself to do something I don't like.

If I eat a burger with only meat and cheese does it still count as a burger?

>>385224576
To be honest tho that burger does look pretty damn good. I'd eat it in an instant if I could.

>>385224821
What-a-burger or a mom and pop burger place.

I'd say Final Fantasy XV looks better

>>385226065
GMO has nothing to do with the taste you easily marketed to millennial. The reason store tomatoes taste like shit is because they're old and artificially ripened at the correct time for market demand neither of which has anything to do with genetic modification. Organic, non-organic, GMO, all tomatoes sold at super markets will taste like shit compared to tomatoes picked and eaten right off the plant.

>those fucking cigarettes

>>385225778

>does anything but make it better in every conceivable way.

Yeah it managed to fuck up the taste of tomatoes you bluepilled sheeple normie fuck

tomatoes give a burger a fresh taste

i seriously dont understand you guys.
what do you do when you order burgers at fast food restaurants?

>>385224576
>greatest video game burguer is 2 years old
Consoles are holding burguertech back

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Fact: If you take the pickles/gherkins out of a burger, you are a certified pleb

there are no americans itt you fucking retards
its 10:00 am in the us they are working or studying

>>385226582
Pickles belong in the trash.

>>385224696
i know right? im hungry now

>>385226582
>taking pickles off
I've literally never met anyone who does that.

>>385226582
Fact: If you eat McDonald's you are a certified pleb.

>>385226296
if you've prepared the burger correctly, all you need is a roll.

Wasn't there a /v/ thread like a week ago with exactly that image where the point was to guess what game it was from? Is kotaku even stealing it's pictures of burgers from here now?

>>385224576
No, if this were a real journalist he would've called it the Dark Souls of video game hamburgers. This is clearly amateur work.

>>385226605
It's noon here, you fucking idiot. Don't they teach you proper timezones in whatever shithole you call a country?

>>385226658
Me neither, because smart people order them with no pickles in the first place.

>>385226605
>there are no NEETs in america

>>385224890
For me, its the Mcchicken. the best fast food sandwhich.

>>385226605
i'm an american, i'm just off right now because i have a low level part time job with a randomly generated schedule.

>>385226582

Why would anyone go to MacDonalds at this day and age

>>385224821
>american cheese
Gotta get one with Cheddar or Gruyere. American just makes the whole thing taste vile.

>>385225673
>americans inject HFCS into their veggies
>complain when it makes them fat

>>385225005
>tastes like pond water
plen

>>385224576
Honestly I think this idea is cute.

>>385224576
American immersion: complete

>>385224576
>Another Amerifats thread

>>385226769
American """"""""""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""""""
It's plastic, chemicals, dye, and high fructose corn syrup flattened to a square

>>385225005
I eat cheeseburgers with the meat and cheese only.

>>385224576
>girlfriend asks if I have a condom
>"Yeah, but it's just a flat texture"

>>385225005
if you grow your own tomatoes they are really quite sweet and delicious. or you can get em from a
local farmer. i always felt the same way with shitty supermaket tomatoes

>>385226717
learn your fucking time zones you walking stereotype of a burger

I literally only get cheese and onions on my burgers because I'm picky.

>>385226920
>tfw your condom is low poly and you have to penetrate your gf with a fucking spike

>>385225596

tomatolover is fully tilted. ouch.

>>385226717
There's like 4 time zones in mainland US you baboon

>>385227024
>N-no you!
Do you faggots not consider the East Coast part of the U.S. or are you just stupid?

>>385226582
>gherkins

Who uses this word?

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>>385224821
That shit better not have those pickles or whatever the fuck those disgusting salty piece of shit cucumbers are. Whoever thought of the idea to put something so disgusting on a burger should suffer the most painful death known to man.

>>385224821
five guys is really fucking good but expensive

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>>385226002
why are foreigners always thinking about Americans?

>>385227450
because their individual countries are totally irrelevant and even if you bundle them up and talk about EU as a whole, they're still irrelevant

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>>385224576
mmmmm burgerrrr

>>385227450
Same reason why we Americans talk about other countries.

remember realistic steak?

Tomato sauce is GOAT but raw tomatoes are shit tier.

Its like putting a slice of orange or apple in your burger, what the fuck.

>>385228070
But we don't. The lion does not concern himself with the sheep.

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>>385228202
Tomato sauce is terrible. It makes everything you put it in taste like nothing but tomato sauce. It just drowns out all other flavours.

>>385224576
To be fair, that burger does look really good.

>>385228202
doesn't seem the same to me at all. I only eat tomatoes in slices that accompany something else, while i easily eat those other two whole.

>>385224576

>the cigarettes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
straight out of 2002

>Tfw burg topped with tomatoes and jalapeños from my garden.

Feels good man.

>>385225005
>Tomato is shit on burgers
The cold, gooey, fruity texture of the tomato goes well with how warm, firm, juicy and salty the patty is. so how´s that for a wrong opinion?

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>>385228380
Anime is terrible. it makes everything you put it in about anime. it just drowns out all other discussions.

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>>385225778
GMO foods are bred for size and cost with no mind for flavor you dipshit

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>>385228608
Tomato sauce is only good with it's separated.

>>385225005
I agree, I can not eat tomatoes in my burgers or sandwiches.

>>385228602
very wrong
tomato adds a sweet taste to something savory, which can sometimes be acceptable with other fruits like apple and pork or lemon and fish, however tomatoes also have a bitter taste that isnt citrus. It completely ruins the sweet aspect of the tomato and the savory aspect of the burger and buns.

>>385228608
well if you're go to is to discuss every reaction pic containing it then yeah

>>385224821
Tbh anon the op burger looks almost like your standard fast food burger. Your image looks of slightly higher quality. Anyways, Five Guys is one of the few places I can think of that's pretty widespread and has really good burgers . Fuddruckers is pretty good as well. Other than that try some local mom and pop burger places.

>>385228879
i was just trying to make a joke you dope

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>>385228608
>goes to an anime website anyway

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>>385225673
>>385226798
>americans
OBSESSED

>>385229031
The weak should ____ the strong

>>385228969
o sorry

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>>385229127
no worries

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>>385226895
Most cheese is in some form, made with mold. But yeah, tell us how much better that is than american.

>>385224821
culvers. get a mushroom swiss burger.

>>385229226
i legitimately thought this was my thumbs up monkey not the flipping a guy off monkey sorry

>>385226678
Considering that article is from 2015, I find that highly unlikely.

>>385229365
I'm sure all your friends on PUBG will think you're hilarious when they see you did some epic shitposting.

>>385228362
You seem to be obsessed with leafs.

>>385224821
In-n-Out is good and cheap!

>>385225005
>tomatoes
>not pickles

>>385224576
>kotaku
>Asscraft

What did you expect?

>>385224576
Was it 3d scanned?

>>385227275
It's a Brit term for pickles that are cooked.

>>385229559
In-n-out is actual fucking aids. Atleast in California where I live. They are ALWAYS packed, and when you finally get your food, the burger is all soggy and gross. Their fries are damp, yet dry. Like no salt and limp like a motherfucker. Shit on it all you want. But if I want a big, fat, unhealthy burger I'm going to carls jr. or... hardees as some people call it. And I get a med fry with a double western. Their fries are thick and taste awesome. Their burgers are fat and delicious and they're usually not very packed.

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>Article is about the strange things developers focus on and tend to look out of place in game
>LOL BURGERS LELE MURRIKANS

>>385230054
What were you trying to prove?

OBSESSED
B
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>LOOK AT THAT BURGER
>condom and cigarettes painted on to the table
>BUT LOOK AT THE FUCKING BURGER

>>385230164
just let it go omg, you cant seriously be this triggered

>>385224576
I'm still waiting for good female feet.

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>>385224576
Did he tip the waiter for that digital burger?

>>385230252
I'm not him. But you responded almost instantly. Why are you so angry?

>>385224576
That is a pretty good looking burger, if I am being completely honest.
Ever see stuff like this in video games and get blown away? I do all the time. Its a strange feeling.

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>this thread

>>385230382
this

>>385224821

five guys

>>385225005

you mean lettuce, right?
>no nutrition
>no taste
>no juice
>pure filler

>>385230290
Truly the dark souls of platformers

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>>385225005
>bashes tomatoes
>doesn't discuss lettuce

I have been sitting idly by for too long while these atrocities have been committed. What is the purpose of the lettuce? There simply is none.

> Oh I know, let's add soemthing flavorful--
Stop, lettuce has no flavor other than "unedible green thing".
> Let's add something with texture--
Lettuce? fucking lettuce? Most places throw on a large greeen leaf, soggy and shitty. Sure, the stalk might have a crunch but I would argue the stalk is the worst part of the lettuce.
>it holds the burger together
Most of the time, no, it slides off with your mcshit sauce or mayo or whatever. If the lettuce is the vessel, it is acceptable, not if it is a single leaf.
>it's health--
Stop, you're eating a fucking burger. You're not a vegan. Stop pretending it adds anything of substance.

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>all these people who don't like burgers with all the toppings
Reminder that this is the place where celery and water were voted the best gamer fuel 3 years running.

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Best burger.

>>385226582
>going to mcdonalds for anything other than mcchicken and fries

>>385224753
What's a condom?

>>385225005
I literally make sandwiches with nothing but tomatoes on them. Tomatoes are fucking delicious but i have never tried the ones from burgerland, they are probably just red wet sponges.

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>>385229396
Thanks for the laugh.

>>385225397
>"free"
>pays for it with taxes his entire life

>>385231174
Lettuce is for crispness it adds texture

>>385231830
People will accept that something is free if you tell them it is and make them pay for it in small increments.

>>385231212
Carls jr is 10/10

>>385231502
As a guy who cooked for MCd for way too long, the only things you want to eat there are maybe the chicken and the fries

everything else is goddamn nasty, reg burgers are hockey pucks made out of assholes, and the other meats all have a really fucky quality to them.

The grilled chicken always surprised me, we made it from frozen sure, but it never stays in the heating cabinet long, usually if you order one it'll be fresh

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>>385225005
I replace tomatoes in the burgahs I make with mushrooms cooked in a pan. Juicy, tastes good, and doesn't drip everywhere.

>>385232296
Last time I went to mcdonalds I got a drink, a 59 cent vanilla cone and a mcchicken.

That mcchicken was hot and fresh as fuck.

>>385226416
They are genetically modified in that they have been bred for certain characteristics ( think Mendel's peas.) So these characteristics lead to a longer off-the-vine ripening time as well as a longer shelf life. Now if you were to go and grow your own tomatoes you can choose to grow more flavorful tomatoes.

Does that make sense?

>>385232475
there's absolutely nothing fresh about mechanically separated chicken
they get the tiny scraps off bones and other waste materials and run them in water through a centrifuge and recover meat tissue suitable for pressing into nuggets and mcchicken is literally one huge nugget with a bun

>>385229921
I've had absolutely amazing Double Westerns, but I've also had Double Westerns that belonged in a dumpster and tasted like they came out of one.

In-N-Out burgers are fine. They're not the greatest, but at least they're consistent. I can go to an In-N-Out in LA or in San Francisco and they'll be exactly the same quality. With Carl's, you never know what you're going to get, even if you go to the same location multiple times.

>>385228202
what the fuck is tomato sauce

>>385224576
>greatest video game hamburger
>not in MGS V

>>385229616
This guy gets it. Even high quality pickles will always be shit on a burger.

>>385232618
>D-don't you know! The meat closest to the bone is the worst! Yuck! How is that fresh!?!?!
How's the internet on planet Stupid?

>>385225849
Holy shit, I've found an Anon with the exact same taste as me. People consider me weird AF when I like tomatoes but dislike ketchup.

>>385225005
I personally hate tomatoes but you are wrong

>>385229031
Sauce on the original image?

>>385224576
To be fair that is a tasty looking burger

Well since you nerds don't want to talk about video games...

ITS FROM BATTLEFIELD HARDLINE

>>385232513
Mendel's Peas were crossbred. GMO is not crossbreeding, good lord you sound so fucking stupid right now. No wonder you're gullible enough to believe non-gmo products taste better.

>>385231174
Lettuce in a burger is good when it is one big, crunchy leaf. Places that throw in tons, or throw in a giant pile of tiny soggy slices I would agree though, keep that shit away.

>>385230727
>Five Guys
My nigga

>>385224576
wtf I love america now

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>there are people who dont dirty bulk on mcdoubles after 5 sets of ironic shitposting into 5 sets of baneposting

>>385233926
They raised the price of the mcdouble progressively over the past year or so to almost double what it used to be.

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>>385227393
>He hates pickles

>>385233690
What does crossbreeding accomplish? Genetic modification.

>>385234171
Really? They're still 1.69 CAD in Leafistan, I didn't know they upped the price in Burgerland.

>>385234171
Would you say they mcdoubled the price?
Mickey D's is too expensive for how shit it is. I would rather go to jack in the box or taco Bell if I'm going to have to spend 6-7 bucks to feed myself

>>385234374
They used to be a 1.00, 1.25 here.

>>385234374
1.29 or some shit at my local macdo, but they're slacking on the mcdouble, it's getting smaller and smaller.

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>>385234431
>Would you say they mcdoubled the price?
You little shit.

Why do people hate pickles in burgers?

Seems like a lot of fuss against an extremely minor ingredient that only adds a little tanginess to the taste.

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>>385234504
>>385234606
Jesus fuck, that's nuts. Damn shame they marked it up and marked down their brugs, I was planning on moving to Colorado from Toronto, but now I might have to reconsider.

>>385234606
McChicken used to be a buck as well, now it's like 1.69.

Kinda annoying.

>>385234812
Well it depends.
Where I live the mcdouble is like 1.75 or something from when it used to be a dollar.

Honestly though the cost of mcdonalds shouldn't be a deciding factor here though if you're thinking of moving.

>>385234813
Those were the days, a dry McChicken and a mcdouble combined for 2 bucks. Throw a large pop in there to make it an even 3. Good American times. Thanks drumpf

>>385234973
Eh, it started going up before trump.
I'd like to think they're improving their recipe, but, it's mcdonalds so don't count on it.

>>385233690
I can see why you're so flustered. A cheap STEM degree from a community college doesn't make you smarter than a smelly NEET on an Tibetan butter statue imageboard. Just try to chill out and maybe enjoy a burger with a nice, juicy slice of toh-mah-toh.

>>385234926
Well yeah, I was mostly kidding. Mostly. Honestly, I'll go anywhere that lets me keep a blunt on my lip and a gun on my hip and get paid fat stacks while I'm at it. The job market here in Toronto is pretty fucked if you don't have connections and you're working in the tech industry. The cost of living is also stupid expensive when you factor in how little you get paid to do double the work.

>>385235116
They need to do something, taco Bell has been killing it with munchie food for cheap.

>>385225005
Campari tomatos are the only good ones, unless you grow your own. The big ass pale tasteless gmo tomatos are gross to me too and i love tomatos.

>>385225005
I like tomatoes but leave them outside my burgers.

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>never got to taste one of Miller's Maxi Buns
>will never sample the chemical burger and it's enrichment in additives
Just kill me now.
How do you make your own delicious burgers? How do you prepare the patty meat?

>>385235330
Last time I went to taco bell didn't sit right with me. Could be just my taco bell though. The taco burrito was kinda meh.

>>385224576
Hahahahahaha oh my god why are americans SO FAT

>>385225778
GMO's purpose is to make crops resistant to pests and to make them produce more and bigger yield, it has nothing to do with taste
any braindead retard could waltz over to the nearest organic store and see that everything there tastes fucking better

>>385235625
>blind taste test of organic vs regular store bought

>no significant difference

>>385225778
>but make it better in every conceivable way.

lol GMO food is terrible and is mainly responsable for the drastic increase in lanklets those past decades
I'm 6'3 and struggling with back issues (among other problems) mainly because I'm from a poor family that made me eat processed shit and GMO veggies and meat since I was little

I'd like to think I'm an exception but most tall people around my age (24) are medically dependent. Shit food full of chemicals fucks you up.

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>>385235439
>Guys how do I cook ground beef?
Are you serious?

>>385225005
if pond water tasted like tomatoes i'd drink it until it was dead

fuck you

>>385235938
Why on earth would selectively bred crops (GMO) give you back problems?

>>385235793
>blind tastes ever mattering
flawed method of measurement
organic is blatantly tastier

>>385235968
Do me a favour and fucking do it, go ahead and drink pond water you dumb ass bitch

>>385228362
>But we don't
your president spent all day talking about Korea and he built his campaign around China and Mexico

>>385224576
It's literally a burger the game requires you to zoom into, if it didn't it would be a low poly blurry thing

>>385236183
Ok.

Why is it flawed?

>>385236127
not back problems but health issues in general, like fucking up my growth
at least that's the "explanation" I "found", what else than food would explains the sudden increase in tall (and thin) people if most of us were born in families of manlets?

>>385224576
This is the ideal video game article. You may not like it but this is was peak journalism looks like.

>>385236292
Because your taste buds are affected by whatever you tasted first, and you're also gonna be trying to look for some sort of magical difference to highlight the organic produce.
Plenty of times I bought some bigass GMO fruit and vegetables at the market and they were anything from mildly tasteful to tasteless, while their smaller and less visually appealing equivalents at the organic market were far sweeter.

>>385236401
Growing larger or taller than your parents isn't a health issue.

>>385235957
Sorry, mean how do you make it better than the average one?

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>>385231212
>Want to like the burger, but just don't

I've got it a few times, thinking the first and second time were flukes but I guess not. Either that or I'm just incredibly unlucky. The rib meat they put on my burgers are always just rubbery gristle. Not much unlike Arby's 'pork belly' burger when really all it is is a slab of gummy fat.

>>385236534
>Because your taste buds are affected by whatever you tasted first, and you're also gonna be trying to look for some sort of magical difference to highlight the organic produce.

Then clearly you should be able to tell a difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IoNQHMFLk

>>385236640
By not using shit ingredients.

>>385236546
I'm not much "larger", unfortunately
and I'm not saying children should be smaller than their parents but when no one in the family is significantly tall (not a single relative above 5'8) and yet you're 6'3 tall, I think food had a role to play in my (chaotic) growing process

>>385235938
>I'm 6'3 and struggling with back issues (among other problems) mainly because I'm from a poor family that made me eat processed shit and GMO veggies
Surely it was those GMO tomatoes that did that and not your lack of healthy diet, exercise or genetics.

>>385236886
Geez chef! You might have overcooked that egg.

>>385236640
All about the marinade. Sweet baby Ray's is a solid goto. But really it comes down to what flavor you're looking for. I'm a sucker for a nice barbecue burger with some buffalo sauce and a thick pineapple ring on it, accompanied by some sauteed onions, maybe throw a couple french fries in there for good measure

>>385224576
No.

>>385237087
I'm swimming since I was 6 (and competitively since I was 9) so my lifestyle isn't an issue there.
And my genetics are theoritecally great, I can't name a single one of my relative that didn't die of old age.

But that's not my point, if it were just me, I'd understand, but most, if not all, lanklets like me coming from manlets families are also medically dependent on some level

>>385237194
Fuck I'm retarded, with a fresh dill pickle/jalapenos and lettuce as well

Guys, I'm going to Five Guys tomorrow to get a Bacon Cheeseburger. I usually just get lettuce, grilled onions and tomatoes as toppings.
What toppings would you Anons recommend? Keep in mind that I dislike Ketchup.

>>385237427
>I'm swimming since I was 6 (and competitively since I was 9) so my lifestyle isn't an issue there.
You don't suppose that had a role in your growth, do you?

>>385225005
I really fucking hate tomatoes, can't stand them by themselves because I think they just taste like water. They're pretty alright on a burger though, adds a refreshing taste to it.

>>385226756
McChicken is great if they don't fucking load mayonnaise on it. Nothing against mayo, I like it unlike most people from my race, but McDoanlds puts a fuck ton on them. Then when I order a Filet of Fish i get hardly any tarter sauce.

Still not as bad as my local Carls Jr that pretty much serves hamburgers as a side dish to Ketchup and mayonnaise.

>>385237194
Sweet Baby Ray's is almost entirely corn syrup. It has both HFCS and plain CS. BBQ sauce is going to have some sweetness, yes, but it shouldn't be diabeetus in a bottle.

>>385237643
>because I think they just taste like water

Get dried or European tomatoes, or else grow your own. Only the big ass American ones lack flavor.

>>385226895
>>385226769
The only thing American cheese is good for is melting, which makes you in particular retarded.

>>385237742
Nig, if I wanted to go healthy I wouldn't be discussing McDonald's price of it's mcdoubles and what to load on a big ass hamburger. I exercise and eat well most days but let me have my burger every couple of weeks

>>385236230
fuck you bro acting like you can tell me what to fucking do bitch Ive been on my own for 5 years I'll drink what I want you fucking faggot pussy bitch

>>385237783
Canadian ones fucking suck too, I was mind blown the first time I went to Italy and tried their tomatoes because they tasted like something more than sour water.

>>385235439
>How do you make your own delicious burgers? How do you prepare the patty meat?
Literally just look at a picture of a hamburger and think how you'd get the ingredients into that shape, that's pretty much the steps to make hamburgers.

>>385237783
The ones you grow aren't any genetically different from the ones you buy from the store really; we've been selectively breeding for _color_ for years, which, apparently, also makes them lack flavor.

However. One of the reasons store-bought tomatoes do not taste as good as the ones you grow yourself is because the tomatoes you buy were picked green; so that they would ripen off the vine in transit to your store.

Unless you buy really local.

>>385237194
>soak ground meat in marinade
what the literal fuck is wrong with you

>>385237934
After re-reading your former post, I realize you just fucking love sweets. The best burgers are balanced to savory flavors.

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>>385237532
Do Americans really plan to eat burgers a day early?

>>385226895
Not a word of this is true and reads like a twitch or youtube comment;

American cheese is literally colby and cheddar that is blended and emulsified with vegetable oil to keep it stable.

No, there is no plastic in anything other than the packaging. Or HFCS. "chemicals" is nebulous, as all cheese contains "chemicals."

>>385237427
Sorry, but if your back is bad at 24 then it's most likely genetics if it wasn't caused by an accident.
People in best korea don't have back problems at 24 and they don't even have food there.

>>385238248
I'm British. Also yes, people plan to do stuff with their friends when going out to the town, surprisingly enough.

>>385231502
>going for anything other than their mcnuggets
fuck anybody who says Wendy's McDonald's has the best fucking nuggets
I just wish they still had chicken selects

>>385238248
Most americans carry a burger journal to keep track of which burger places we plan to visit this month. Occasionally when it's time for a healthy treat we'll hit up a Subway.

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>>385224821
>faggot californian burgers in responses
make your own in a domed electric grill, lazy as fuck, all you need is 15 minutes to cook with no extra work (may as well be fast food)

if you're cheap on the meat just pljeskavica, it's a cheap filling mixture of pork and beef

>>385238385
>I just wish they still had chicken selects
I remember when I first tried that.

Was alright I guess.
They used to have "premium" chicken sandwiches too. One of which was spicy and delicious.

>>385238248
>be American
>wake up early in the morning
>today is the burger day
>already have the route and my order planned
>bought some new ammo for my custom AR-15 to protect my freedom
>mobility scooter is fueled up
>ride it on the freeway
>accidentally cut a police car
>get shot to death

>>385238356
Oh.

>>385238470
I can't fit subway into my diet, so I have Quiznos most times. They serve healthy food like the meatball marinara. I like to throw some cheese lettuce tomato and pickle in there to spice it up

>>385237532
who gives a fuck just make sure you eat your fries with vinegar like a real man

>>385227393

Fuck you I love putting pickles on my burgers.

>>385224576
Figures that gaming journalists only care about graphics, they're killing the gaming industry.

>>385238470
>>385238248
>>385238542
O B S E S S E D

>>385238639
B U T T B L A S T E D

AR-15 are kind of neat.

>>385238014
top kek

>>385238592
Can't stand the taste of vinegar. Tried a fish supper with vinegar, was rubbish. Also tried vinegar-flavoured crisps, was also rubbish.

>>385238509
They were pretty hit or miss honestly, sometimes the chicken strips would be chewy as fuck. I just hate McDonald's burgers so all I ever eat from there is nuggets and their strips when they had em. Also their ranch is some good shit

>>385238797
>Rubbish
Go back to hogwarts, fag

>>385225005
Looks like we have a picky little bitch here. I just get everything on my fuckin burger, you're paying the same price for less food retard.

>>385238840
I love a good chicken sandwich, but it's hard to find them around here that are really worth it.

Some people are saying the new BK sandwich is great, others are saying it's crap. I used to kinda like it. Generally I'm not all that picky to be honest.

>>385226207
this dude, he knows what's up

I would say caarl's jr but we don't have that on the east coast. Also 5 guys blows now. Shack Shake if you're in NYC

>>385233173
Pretty sure it's the guy who makes all those miku fanart. Wokada or something like that

>>385233173
its by wokada

>>385238356
>five guys
I remember going there years back for my first time
Shit was good

>>385230727
i think you're confusing iceberg for actual lettuce.

>>385238867
But Harry Potter is also rubbish, Anon.

>>385238231
I do like sweets but the tanginess of the buffalo sauce is delicious and makes the whole burger

>>385239002
I always see such varied opinions here to be honest.
A lot of people HATE Arby's, but I love em.

People seem to hate Hardee's too, but I love em.

>burger thread
>ctrl-f
>"jack in the box"
>1 match
You guys are fucked up. Jack in the Box literally has the BEST fast food burgers that have ever been created.

The Ultimate Cheeseburger is the ULTIMATE cheeseburger.

>>385239067
Five Guys is overrated, Whataburger is where it's at

>>385238987
>it'll cost the same if I let the cook dump garbage on my , so I might as well let him!

>>385239172
Arby's is the shit. Those sliders can't be fuckin beat. Or a fat beefnched with some arby sauce.

>>385225005
Why do people put fucking mayo on their burger? It ruins everything

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Hello /v/

>>385225005
>being a picky eater
>summer

>>385231212

I live in the only state in America to not have Carls Jr or Hardees.

>>385224821
the effects of this food are so bad in the long run for us

>>385238995
BK burgers taste pretty gud but their sloppy as fucj and the Burger kings around here are some of the dirtiest places you could eat at, I remember hearing about a rat running across the counter at the one a few miles away from my house. Kinda turned me off of Burger King.

>>385227450
Because you guys made the hamburger famous.

>>385225005
I LOVE MY TOMATOES FUCK YOU

>>385239267
A lot of their stuff is good, I like trying some of the new shit.

I got the BLT that was really good to be honest. I must have lucked out because it didn't have too much mayo or nothing. Just the right amount of everything. Bacon was great.

When they had the authentic lamb gyros those were amazing too. I like their roast beef gyros too. The seasoning and tzatziki is so good. I like their reubans too.

The buffalo slider is really good too. Hell a lot of their stuff is pretty good.

>>385237654
Carl's Jr is fucking awful. I've never had a good burger there. They are a soggy, bland, mess of disappointment every time.

>>385225005
I remember being 12 years old too

>>385239527
That's awful man.

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>>385227450
the US of A is kind of the Chris Chan of nations. Come to think of it, he is in fact american.

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>>385239743
this is a better video game

>>385239823
I haven't been to Culver's in ages.

>>385239046
>It's all futa on trap
I feel lied to.

>>385239823
I love that place as well, just had it yesterday. feels gud living so close to both a white castle and a Culver's

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>tfw this thread while stuck at work

Fuck, I want a burger.

>>385239743
>going to white castle sober

>>385225294
Yea you're better than him because you post about games you don't like for free

>>385240060
You should discreetly send me a dong

Tomatoes are shit

>>385225849
you are my nigga, fuck ketchup, shit's disgusting

>>385229559
>>385229921
>>385232673
In-n-Out Burger is the most overrated burger joint of all time.
>tiny, most basic menu
>the burgers themselves are only okay
>the fries are mushy garbage. they're only good and crispy if you specifically order them well done
Only Califags that don't know any better hype them up.

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>>385240060
Wow. There's a lot going on in this picture.

>tfw co worker friend's last day is today
>he is becoming full time journo
What do?

>>385240282
You should come in and buy one. We have discreet bags in all kinds of obnoxiously neon colors.

>>385240448
Exactly. The only reason they get hyped is because of their consistency. Every other fast food joint will give you at least one terrible experience, while In-N-Out will always be okay. Never great, never bad, but always decent.

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>Live in Seattle
>Sad there is no In-N-Out in the whole state

>Suddenly
>"Anon, don't feel bad, try this place!"
>I try it.
>Perfect clone
>Achievement Unlocked: In-N-Out in Seattle

This triggers the California fags

>>385232896
>>385225849
>>385240447
I'm with you guys. Ketchup is garbage but tomatoes are fine.

Tomatoes are to ketchup as semen is to babies. Yeah, semen is an important part to making a baby. You can't have a baby without semen. Still, I wouldn't call a baby semen flavored.

>>385240898
>Trigger
>All these posts are 'You are wrong, tomatoes are fine'

I don't think 'trigger' means what you think it means.

>>385240595
kill him to show him that you really hold the power and laugh at the fact that all his hard work just went down the drain

>>385240873
>diarrhea burgers and holocaust fries
people eat this shit on purpose?

>>385226582
God that's the nastiest burger ever wtf

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>>385241441

>>385240909
I think you need to maybe read up on tomatoes and ketchup and how babies happen. Nothing you just wrote makes any sense.

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>>385241553
Wtf kinda food do you Americans eat? The burgers here literally always look like this

>>385240898
You didn't trigger anyone, unironically lurk moar

>>385241553
you make sacrifices for long term storage

>>385236886
Why did they serve it with a slice of cold cheese compound butter?

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>>385241686
>Can isn't even in english
>Trying this hard to start an America vs Europe flamewar

>>385241598
No he's right. If you crush up semen and add some sugar, you get a baby

/v/ - Cheeseburgers

>>385241686
That canned burger was German.

>>385224576
>food thread
>ctrl+f: analogy
>0 results
Bizarro /v/?

>>385234314
Everything you eat is genetically modified though. Yes even organic foods.

>>385241686
O B S E S S E D

>>385239363
This abomination is canadian though

>>385225778
>Genetically modify tomato to bring larger harvests and being fresh but causes them to lose all flavor
>Scientists recently finally figured out how to return the flavor while keeping the larger sizes and freshness
>We still need to wait 15 years from now until the tasteless store bought tomatoes tastes like homegrown tomatoes again
Fuck capitalism.

>>385227427
>five guys is ok but really fucking expensive
ftfy

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>>385241686
GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE

this sounds like a fucking critikal sketch and it's on an actual website from someone being payed to do it?

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Chicken Sandwich master race!

>people here ACTUALLY waste money on crappy fast food quality instead of buying their own mean and ingrdients to cook their own.

Lazy fatasses. Pre-done food never tastes as good as home made.

>>385225005
Why are everything American so shittily made? You guys would like so much more stuff if you stopped eating at Chuck E. Hut and eating the shittiest quality vegetables known to man.

>>385241553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5EMEyvFA4

>>385243490
>Lazy fatasses. Pre-done food never tastes as good as home made.

Funny. I always thought that McDonalds burgers tasted better than anything I've ever made.

>>385224821
Your own house. Seriously, it isn't even that hard to prepare your own goddamn burger.
>Buy bread, tomato, lettuce, pickles (if u want), patty (or make your own), and whatever else you want to add
>Turn on grill or stove
>Cook patty
>Use another pan or something to toast the underside of the buns with mayonnaise
>Cut and slice tomato, lettuce, w.e
>Patties shud be done by now, let it rest. Put it on a pillow
>Get your toasted buns out and put them somewhere
>Proceed to put your patty, lettuce, and tomato onto the bun
>Put the top bun on it

Ta-dah! You just created your very own burger that you will definitely finish in a flash and will want another one but you fucked up because you only made one so make sure you make at least two.

>>385241873
I'm Canadian fuck Europe

>>385243852
This literally isn't worth my time. I would be losing money compared to paying a restaurant to do it.

>>385237532
Mayo, BBQ, Grilled Onions, Grilled Mushrooms

Side of Mayo, BBQ, and Cajun seasoning. Combine at a 3:3:1 ratio for a fucking delicious fry dipping sauce

>>385243813
>Form patties out of packed ground beef
>Place in skillet, cook on high
>Drain grease every 3 minutes so you don't set the fire on house like a retard.
>Add seasoning/pepper to meat while it simmers
Turn off stovetop, let it cool
>Add cheese if necessary, Gouda or English cheddar prefered.
>Let residual heat melt the cheese
>Place out Buns, Place meat on bun, add toppings.
>Total cost: $10 for 8-10 servings of burgers
VS
>$4-$5 PER BURGER at some low quality fast food joint
>But $1 hamburgers!
That taste like rancid uncooked shit, yes.

Protip: Learn to fucking cook for yourself.
You're no better than otakus who live on ramen
cups.

>>385243813
If your own cooking tastes worse than the most widely distributed mass produced fast food joint, then you are a failure of a human being.

>>385244096
>Isnt worth my time
>Takes 5 minutes max

No, the problem here is you're a lazy lump with no money management skills and a fat addiction.

>>385239253

no, it's not

>>385244096
>losing money

How? You realize ingredients make MULTIPLE burgers right?
>A pack of 8 Hamburger buns
>A pound of Ground beef - 7-8 decently sized burgers
>A head of lettuce
>Tomatoes
>Cheese
Lets say for argument sake base cost of this is $12. You're paying $12 for 8 burgers that can be made whenever you want, as well as ingredients that are versatile with other meals (make a salad sometime fatty) Instead of paying $3.50 for a burger, Plus a drink, Plus fries, an order that usually comes to $6-$10 per run, and most people do like 3-4 fast food runs a week if not more. If anyone is wasting moeny here its you.

>>385230416
>coldn't
Disgusting.

>>385244721
Not to mention if you don't feel like you want a burger one night, re-freeze the meat and make something else. Ground meat for a Taco/Quesadilla? An enchilada? A meatloaf? Meat can be used in multiple ways. A pre-done burger patty can only be used in one way,

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>>385226895
How come American processed cheese tastes and smells like literal dirty ass, whereas actual cheese is tolerable?

>>385241686
Is that a Harvey's burger, my nigga?

>>385244721
>A pound of Ground beef - 7-8 decently sized burgers

fucking what


anything less than .4 isnt a meal

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>>385226895
>>385226769
>>385245202

Italian-american here

I despise American cheese with a vehemenant passion because its a mockery of cheese as a whole. Its not even edible. Its a plastic processed orange square that goes down like eating rubber in-soles and has zero taste. When you pull it apart, even the fibers are laminated. Its compeltely alien in nature and disturbing as fuck.

If you want a good cheese, Always go with an english smoked cheddar, or gouda. Gruyere is wonderful but expensive in america, Havarti (Real havarti not the processed crap) is a danish heaven in every bite, its creamy, it melts well, and its just perfect for any hot meal, (or cold, Havarti and crackers makes a wonderful snack)

Suprisingly enough Feta on Gyro meat burgers is absolutely heavenly, but not for everyone. The greek knew how to live.

>>385244721
The difference in time saved is over $50 every time. It doesn't even come close to comparing, cooking food yourself is only smart if you make minimum wage.