The Bethesda Effect

a good game

>>385191927
Mother? Sibling?

Your wife's son.

>>385191976
came here to post this

Sister.
I unironically want this.

>>385191927
Your wifes son

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I'm gonna make columbine look a fucking joke

>>385191927
LOVE
IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

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>>385191927
Your Dad's son

>>385191927
Your holy spirit

>>385191927
>3: Bad writing
>4: Horrible writing
>5: Andromeda animation-tier writing

The will to live.

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Leopard

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, looking for my leopard!

>>385191927
MY WIFE'S SON

>>385191927
the people who made new vegas

>>385191927
Reasons to give a fuck about this dead franchise

>>385191927
wife's son

>>385192039
/thread
Underrated post
Kek
3pbp

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>>385191976

>Morrowind - you're a prisoner in a slave ship
>Oblivion - you're a prisoner in Imperial City
>Skyrim - got caught for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and became a prisoner

Bethesda please...

>>385193071
>morrowind
You're prisoner and a n'wah scum, everybody hates you. Great atmosphere

>oblivion
You're prisoner in imperial city, emperor claims you're the chosen one of his dreams. Everybody loves the hero of kwatch. Generic fantasy adventure atmosphere

>skyrim
You're a prisoner that nearly got his head cut off yeah, you're also a dragonborn, but neither of it has any impact on the game because roleplay mechanics were ditched

Bethesda please...

>>385191976
FPBP

looking for my daddy

>>385191927
I hope that you are not looking for anybody. I would like less urgency on the main quest.

>>385191927
diversity™. Calling it. Next "protag" of a fallout game will be gay that's trying to find his lover that got abducted because of being gay. Lover becomes corrupted and they fight it out in the end.

>>385194421
Calling the gender slider right fucking now

>>385192060
Have you met mass effect andromeda or dragon age II?

>>385191927
a reason to live

>>385191976
First post
Best post

>>385194354
Beth is just plain stupid
>main quest line is urgent
>but if you don't explore and focus on the main quest you will be punished

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>>385191976
Goddamn it

>>385194564
tbqh /v/ memes were the only good things that came from that pile of shit Andromeda.

>>385191927
Don't forget
>Fallout 3: Vault 101
>Fallout 4: Vault 111
Therefore
>Fallout 5: Vault 121

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>looking for your "daughter"

>>385192074
>>385192039

This was the first thing that came into my head

>>385191927
>>385191976
Samefag

>>385191927
There won't be a Fallout 5. They're going to be re-releasing Fallout 4 on everything that is capable of playing a video game for the next century.

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>>385195142
It's actually kind of impressive how much unintended amusement Bioware games provide.

>>385192039
Came to post this.

>>385191927
A mailman

>>385191927
Yourself

kill strelok

>>385196350
get out of here stalker

>>385191927
>looking for yourself

>>385195262
That's not a binary joke, faggot.

>>385196478
нeт

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>>385191927
yourself

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>>385191927
a reason to live

or play this game

>>385192039
this tbqh

>it's a mommy mommy where are you episode

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>>385191927
Thanks a lot OP.
Just when I had reached high score

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>>385191976

>>385191927
Your dog