Time to choose /v/

>sexy shotty
>100 free damage every shot, but only once a minute
>fist of justice
>500 damage but only for lame "save da world nigga" shit
>ninja sword
>low damage but be as fast as usain bolt
Ninja sword, no competition

>>385183802
Ninja sword on my first run.
FoJ for my second joke/meme run.

>>385183802
A real man makes his own Justice
Therefore the Fist works on everything I want it to because it's my justice

>>385183802
Ninja sword

Speed of jamaican has pretty good non-combat bonuses

>>385183802
Fist of justice because I love justice and I am a man of justice.

>taking a full minute to load 2 clips into a shotgun magazine

Why?

>>385184194
Try playing this mmo urban dead
>30 minutes to load a single bullet into a 2 bullet shotgun

Why is the liberal go to when depicting firearms a sawed off double barrel shotgun? I'm just curious

Ninja sword, but not for the sword itself.

I'm a 340 pound male. If I can run as fast as Usain Bolt (who reached nearly 28 miles per hour) and don some additional heavy armor to increase my weight to around 400 pounds, I would be an unstoppable force. I would stampede into battle, crashing into my foes and bludgeoning them with my shoulders as I pass by.

I'd be a human train, but with a little sword to add to it.

>>385183983
>usain bolt
Jamaican would make you slow from all the weed and STDs, sexy shotty all the way
>>385184069
you're wrong, dan

>>385183802
Depends, since the Ninja Sword obviously has a high speed stat, it makes it easy to deal with trash mobs and get an edge on opponents on your first go. FoJ depends on whether or not the game has an alignment system, where if I'm default good, why wouldn't I pick up something that's clearly overpowered. Sexy Shotty really only works in a turn-based system, since in an action game, you'd be long dead by the time you managed to reload. The fact that it takes a minute to reload probably means you skip a turn and go last in a turn-based game too. The only situation where it would be useful would be boss battles where someone could buff me or I buff my self with one-liner, but then why couldn't I just buff myself with *pff*... "Nothing personal, kid..." with the sword and gain a dodge and crit boost on top of that.

Why would anyone choose anything else but the shotgun?

>Astalavista, baby
100 dmg
>Talk to the hand
100 dmg

And I don't have to be a SJW faggot or a weeb.

>>385184397
You would destroy your bones though.

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>It takes TWO to tango
>BAM
>BAM

I'm the slickest motherfucker out of ALL of you

FIST OF JUSTICE

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

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>>385183802
Fist of justice, but the REAL justice, not the "social justice".
Social justice is just politically correct racism.

>>385185529
dude you have no say in the matter, it's just whatever the dev believes justice to be

>>385185595
Every game is free and open source for the right people.

>>385184795
>>385185529
Fuck off, trumpets. Back to r/TheDonald

>>385185691
They will not accept a Norton supporter very well.

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>These niggas saying they can use the fist for whatever
>It specifically says you can't use the fist for whatever

>>385185691
I support McAfee

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FIST OF JUSTICE ALL DAY EVERY DAY
Evildoers leave this thread

>>385183802

Shotgun, even 10m is more distance than melee range.

>>385184905
if he's really 340 lbs, hes slowly doing that already

>>385186007
Yeah but if he accelerates so fast he would do so instantly.

>>385184397
It says nothing about improving your cardio, you'd gas out after 5 steps.

>>385184275
But that's wrong, it's always been glocks and AR-15s for libs.

Is justice defined as forwarding the cause of communism? If no then I'll choose the shotty for fascist slaying

>>385183802
Justice is subjective
Ninja sword is the only good option

>>385184240
>bullet
>shotgun

>>385188780
Yatta, kono boke osoi dayo...

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>>385183802
>ever trusting your life to a weapon
fucking fools
fist of justice it is for me

>>385189104
nigga I don't speak chinamanese

>>385189772
Anaru sekkusu daisuki.

>>385184619
I'm not wrong leave me alone

>>385189953
Thanks, you too

>>385183802
>you don't get to decide
>tfw other people get to decide

Hey fist my ass it will be so GOOD

>>385183802
I like-a sword, it's a personal weapon.

>>385183802
How about instant reload on cheesy line?

>>385183802
Fist of Justice, because according to the communist manifesto, it'll also give me the power to SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION.

>>385184397
>340 pounds

Nigga you need to stop eating

>A full minute to slide in a new bullet in my shotgun clip

Why the fuck is this so slow?

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>>385183802
Sexy shotty

>>385194371
Alien
-5 Synthetic Skin and upgrade
-5 Translator and upgrade
-3 Machine Spirit
-1 Alternate model for maximum thickness
-1 Creativity
Reunion
Surely dear ol' dad would understand that having a robot gf is the highest point of any man's life

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Fist of Justice.

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You know you want it.

>>385186421
5 steps is just enough for a short range power charge.

>>385196254
gay