/v/ Plays SimCity 4

rollan

build on grid 7

>>385179986
Tile 7

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tile 6

Grid 41. Looks cool m8.

tile 2

>>385179986
tile 49

>>385179986
46

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>>385179986
5

tile 1

tile 1

Build on grid 1

>>385179986
35

>>385179986
25

>>385180187
based one poster.

>>385180187
fuck you

Anything but tile 7 and this thread can't be saved.

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>>385179986
Why the fuck would you do that instead of battleship style? Rolling for kill yourself

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>>385180187
7 decides city and mayor name.

>>385180336
City Name: America
Mayor Name: Pussy Destroyer

>>385180336
C: pol-opolis
M: Trump

>>385180336
City: Cuckistan
Mayor: Anthony Burch

>>385180336
Dimmsdale

Doug Dimmadome

>>385180336
Doseville
Doc

>>385180336
City name: Weebville
Mayor: Slash a. slash

Shittsburg
King Kang

>>385180336
New City
Defacto

>>385179986
>Where do we build our city?
you don't
you close the game, turn off your computer, and sigh in disappointment of your life for ten minutes, then slowly stand up and go outside your room with tears in your eyes, wondering when did everything go wrong.

you walk down the street and grab the first kid you see by the arm, call him johnson and ask him "you're not gonna waste your life, right little johnson?", and then do nothing while his mom calls the cops and hits you with her purse

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>>385180427
Now wat do?

>>385180427
Why couldn't someone funny or clever get a 7? Fuck this thread.

>>385180336
Hobotown, Mayor Dindu

>>385180427

wasted opportunity

>>385180521
Build a penis shaped bridge

>>385180521
bulldoze all land to sea level

>>385180528
>funny or clever
>/v/

>>385180521
Put all the poor people on the island and all the good people on the mainland. And all the pollution on the island too.

>>385180521
Build infastructure

>>385180521
Take out all loans, build power plants on island until massively in debt

>>385180521

zone a giant high density residence area
provide electricity via coal mine
no water
no education
minimal sanitation

>>385180521
all industrial districts
no residential except in the most polluted areas

>>385180521
Bulldoze eastern island for industrial

>>385180521
slap a coal plant down, then build industry on the opposite shore

>>385180521
nuclear plant should be our first goal. we must summon gojira.

>>385180521
brazillians are KOS

>>385180521

Zone massive swathes of industrial and high density residential. Keep the population uneducated forever.

>>385180521
>>385180336
>>385179986

>800x600

what the fuck

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>>385180767
Sorry anon, but no kaijus for us today.

>>385180767
Welp, looks like weebville is getting the Kaiju treatment. Fitting.

Flatten everything to a land mass. Sea ports are useless and beaches are a fucking pain.

>>385180882
i said goal, not first action.

>>385180521
Connect the two islands together

Make the island bigger

flatten everything

>>385180882
take out an absolutely MASSIVE loan and then build one

>>385180882
when we do build a nuclear plant, we have to build it in the middle of a massive residential area

>>385181000
Not a 7 but I can't ignore those trips.
Now what?

>>385180882
allow more numbers than 7 to make actions
7 is too slow, do all odds or all evens

>>385181087
We construct a concentration camp on the main island

>>385181087
Build roads. Only roundabouts.

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>>385181087
fuck forgot the image
>>385181089
Alright, fine. 5, dubs, trips, and quads all count as a 7 now.

>>385181087
Build some pipes n sheeit
also this>>385181089

>>385181162
residential districts at both ends of the bridge

>>385181162
Time for some slav communist apartments for maximum squattage.

>>385181162
Meet Jamil Herd

>>385181162
Zone some housing on the island

>>385181162
flatten the earth

>>385181162
Make everyone live on one island and have to drive to the other to shop.

>>385181162
this
>>385181158

industrial on north west island

>>385181393
reroll

>>385181162
rerolling this>>385181370

>>385181162
build a hospital on that tiny island over there

>>385181162
build a prison island

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>>385181517

>>385181162
>left good mode
Who the fuck told you to do that?
Do the reset option and then terraform away all water and flatten.

>>385181693

WE MUST BUILD A WALL WITH A MASSIVE POLICE FORCE TO DEFEND OUR CITY!

>>385181693
perfect

>there will never be another city builder as beautiful as simcity 4

Build a freeway between all the islands. Sims gotta commute.

>>385181693
industrial on northwest island

>>385181693
build a bridge to the tiny island.

>>385181693
build a huge garbage dump on the biggest island

>>385181693

Should build a house next to the hospital

The doctor that works there gotta have a home to go to after work

>>385181935
I gochu senpai.

>>385182132
we need a huge residential area

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>>385182132
shit i'm retarded and forgot to include the image again
This terrain sure is fucky to build on.

>>385182205
residential on the mainland

>>385182205
Residential on the opposite end of the bridge.

>>385182205
Coal power plant next to hospital
Electrical lines to every island

>>385182205
Build a single school in that industrial zone. Give those kids cancer

>>385182205
Now construct 10 firestations, dont wanna burn down the city

>>385182205
reroll
>>385181158

>>385182205
Build a school in that industrial zone

>>385182205
reroll

>>385182464
reroll again

>>385182205
rerolling >>385182401

>>385182205
Cheap residential towers

>>385182205
reroll
>>385182049

>>385182205
Now fill it up with trash zones

>>385182402
rerolll

>>385182573
reroll

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>>385181693

>>385182401
rollin again

>>385182629
reroll again

>>385182205
Jesus Christ that approach to the bridge

>>385182205
industrial zone around the hospital

>>385182205
re roll
>>385182692

>>385181162
>dubs

>>385182205
>>385182692
>>385182763
rollan again ;_;

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>>385182657
>>385182665
You could have prevented this.

>>385180681
Reroll

>>385182867
industrial zone around hospital

>>385182867
Residential next to industrial

Cheap residential towers in the big island

>>385182867
Now build schools in the middle of the dump zones

>>385182867
>>385182969
Reroll

>>385182867
We need residential zones on the unused island, give them basic amenities

>>385182969
Reroll

>>385182867
Residential area on that small island

>>385182867
Residential on eastern island with a central park area

>>385182867
Residential on eastern island

>>385183031
reroll

>>385183090
rerawl

>>385183132
rerolling

>>385182867
Build a landfill next to the hospital

>>385180882
Build road on every square possible

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Wait, this is actually a great idea. You go to the hospital to get unsick, but the coal power plant makes you sick again, so you're stuck in a never ending loop of having to go to the hospital over and over again.

>>385183038
Reroll

This thread would have been a lot more fun if the OP knew how to play the game and wasn't literally just waiting for stupid, explicit instructions.

>>385183090
rolling again

>>385183225

>implying people work at a coal plant

>>385183269
low key this

Build some basic shit so we can fuck it up also reroll>>385182959

>>385183191
rerolling

>>385183269
This, op should actually build a funtioning city for us to ruin

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>>385183368
Fine, have some basic shit.

>>385183225
throw in another number or do odds 5 and 7 is taking way too long

also residential on eastern island

>>385183368
>Build some basic shit so we can fuck it up

way better idea.

i'd do it myself if i had my simcity shit on my current laptop.

>>385183645

Well -- at least you tried.

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We're getting some people moving in!
Also this bitch can fuck right off.

>>385183645
Listen to this anon OP
>>385183650
We've been here for an hour make all odds count.

>>385183645

>putting commercial in buttfuck nowhere

this thread is going nowhere, like OP's commercial district

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>>385183815
All odds count now.

>>385183981
school in the industrial zone

>>385183981
>All odds count now

that's not how this shit works you lazy millenial dumbfuck

>>385184147
Well congratulations, you got 7. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

>>385183981
build parks and try to zone enough industrial for a port or something

>>385183981
schools, fire and police stations in the garbage dump

>>385184303
Winrar. Impending thread theme: https://youtu.be/tlAPDQdHqCY

>>385184252

dezoning the entire ma[p

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>>385184303

>>385184547
make a tunnel to the coal hospital

>>385184547
Build some residential around the power plant and hospital

Make a road that is shaped like a dick

>>385184828
rerolling

>>385184828
Reroll... Different guy..

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>>385184741
Look at this fucking mess.

>>385185029
great, now connect the tiny island to the other part of the city with a tunnel, also terraform a small island on the water, your choice of location

>>385185029
Build 3 high schools

>>385185148
reroll

>>385185029
Build 3 elementary schools

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>>385185657
i cant even fucking do that we're so fucked right now

>>385185753
Enable cheats

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>>385185867
OP you better fucking do this shit

>>385185947
>>385185867
SUMMON KAIJU

>>385185753
Just go off the gold standard youll be fine.

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>>385185867
Which one?

>>385186025
all of them

>>385186025
ALL OF THEM

>>385186025
None of them

>>385186025
riskymoney

>>385186025
riskymoney x3 and DollyLlama

>>385183807
any 34 of her getting her dumb mouth raped and forgetting all of her college?

>>385184547
That fucking quaint little traffic circle in a literal garbage dump

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>>385186197
>>385186235
Nothing was destroyed because most of this piece of shit city is water.

>>385186318
Unfortunately no.

>>385186563
Do it until something gets destroyed.

>>385186563
now build 3 high schools right next to eachother

>>385186563
seconding this>>385185148

BUILD WALL

>>385186563
Surround the dump with expensive plazas

>>385186894
build a wall around the entire ocean
we gotta keep the sahagins out of our city

>>385186563
ALL THE CHEATS

ACTIVATE ALL OF THEM

>>385186995
Reroll

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>>385186891
I tried my best to build an island but failed because the mayor terraforming tools are so ass.

>>385187169
Go back to God Mode

>>385187169
Wow great now the cargo ships have something to crash into
Try to build one low dense house on it

>>385187169
Can you build something around the volcano? If you can't then make a bridge going around it

>>385187361
>Wow great now the cargo ships have something to crash into
i dont know why but this has got me laughing like fucking nuts

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>>385187337
Here's our new island. It fucked up the bridge and power lines but I'll fix those.

>>385187671
Now just make a dick out of parks on it

>>385187671
build another isolated hospital on it

>>385187804
>>385188226
Both of these, make a dick out of hospitals

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>>385188307
Hospital dick complete.
Unfortunatley rebuilding the bridge is $60,000 dollars, and I'm FUCKING BROKE right now.

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OP you're best off restarting this sometime after getting a little more familiar with the game. You'll probably also want to use cheats from the start (but don't bother mentioning it) to make sure you can fulfill whatever is needed. That's how these sorts of /v/-plays-game threads have always worked, it gets boring fast if you're trying to just legit play the game on /v/'s advice because nothing will work and you'll lose the game.

All of the Sims threads, Tycoon threads, RealLives threads, Spore threads, etc are managed by anons that know the games and know how to cheat them when necessary for fun and good storytelling. This thread already failed at that but try again later. I always enjoy these but a good 90% of them fail because anons just don't know how to make them last.

>>385188559
Gee, I wonder what sucked out the treasury so much Mayor.

>>385188596
>RealLives
>that one one anon made a cult leader who gave birth to a demon that grew up and got married and gave birth to the father and the husband became destined to slay his demonic wife at the apocalypse