>So anon, did you liked Undertale too?

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>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

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Yes, but stop treating it like it's the best thing ever you Tumblr whores

>colored hair
>everyone wears the same glasses
>LOOK HOW DIFFERENT WE ARE!

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Yeah, I did actually.

Here's my ohpenis right here, dykes.
*Unzips dick*

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>Did you liked

I'll tell you as soon as you fix your shit-ass grammar.

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i got up to the skeleton characters and realised nothing had yet been funny. it's some scott pilgrim, steven universe, rick and morty adventure time reddit shit

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Post which ones you'd shag.
1,2, and 8 for me.

>>385179341
Why did you use "did" and "liked" at the same time, you stupid cunt, did the blue dye get to your brain?

>>385179660
Good job getting put in jail for multiple instances of assault, sexual assault, rape, gang rape, aggravated sexual assault, and hate speech.

>>385180337
4 and 5, they seem possibly chill and don't have neon hair dye from what I can tell.

>>385179440
It was goty 2015, though, even before Tumblr got a hold of it. It was /ourgame/. Only the nu-/v/ R*dditors hate it.

>>385179341
Where the fuck am I?

>>385180337
1 2 6

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>>385179341
I preferred Night in the Woods

Should I bother trying to beat sans
Shit's autistic

>>385180337
>nu-/v/ likes the tumblr sjw faggot dykes

Woah...so....this is the power of neogaf.....

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>>385179341
*sigh*
these three i'd like to lay

>>385181174
What about the fourth one?

>>385181067
>It's autistic to try and beat a tough boss in a video game

I don't know, it's a cool fight that ends in a kinda neat way. The ending is okay, but nothing that special. If you can beat him, then you might as well just finish it. It'd be stupid to grind for so long just to stop at the final boss.

>>385181303
she gets to watch

imagine them all tackleglomping you at once

>>385181365
It's something you have to do over and over until you have all of his patterns down, it's pretty "autistic"
I'm not too good at this game, Undyne already gave me a hard time

>>385180337
4 seems cool
5 is alright and looks like a shouter, which makes me feel better about myself.

>>385180337
6

She'd probably do anything. She just has that face that says "I'll do anything".

>>385180337
You're supposed to roll for it, dumbass
You don't GET to choose
The GETS gets to choosr

>>385181414
That's murder

Nice digits

>>385179341
Is it bad that the picture's smell made me wince?

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It was nice and funny and I enjoy the way the game plays out but honestly Lisa the painful rpg is more my cup of tea with its more dark and twisted story and humor. It's choices really made pause and the beginging the first time I played it really threw me off .

>>385179341
I did. Killing all those monsters was great and the boss fight with Sans was phenomenal. Shame about the whole world ending but whatever, Chara is a cutie so I can let it slide.

>>385179341
yeh I did, is this babies first entrapment post?

>>385180337
MAYBE 1. I wouldn't go anywhere near the others.

the undertale episode of the "let me tell you about" podcast sums up my opinions on the game.

>>385181510
>It's something you have to do over and over until you have all of his patterns down, it's pretty "autistic"

I guess all those older SNES games where I had to retry boss fights over and over again to figure them out were all just autistic. Go figure.

But yeah, if you see repetition to improve and win a fight as autistic, then just stop where you are and look up the ending. Clearly that's more your style.

"No, get out of my house"
Do people really have trouble saying no to groups of people?

>>385180337
I don't see anything with 2 or 6. Someone prove me wrong. I'd go steady with em

>>385180337
my ex is literally in that pic so I'll... shut up

>>385182180
That's not quite it, every one of his attacks is different from the last and there's not much room for mistakes, you have to memorize all of it or you're just not going to clear it. The order is always the same as well
I didn't try him that many times so I might be wrong about this, but it was pretty much true for Undyne
It's true that you have to try a boss over and over to beat him typically, but they usually have a few patterns they use at random, you just have to get used to them and stay on your toes, instead of memorizing a long set of moves. Sometimes you may even beat the boss on your first try. Don't think many people can claim that they beat Sans on their first try even ignoring his first bullshit move

>>385182481
Which one is it ?
I'm guessing 7

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>>385179341
>did you liked undertale too

>>385182612
I'm not saying he's easy, nor do I disagree with the fact that it can be a lot of memorization. But a lot of his attacks can be dealt with as they come, and once he's in like the second stage of the fight it can be pretty random which kind of attack comes out next. Either way, plenty of bosses in video games use the same moves over and over again in a sequence. Doesn't make it autistic to learn the pattern and beat them. It's just persistence. If anything, because he repeats a lot of the same sequences of attacks it should be easier to get down.

Beat it or don't, up to you. It's a slightly interesting ending that clarifies a bit more on who the original human was, but if all you're after is the story then just look it up. If you want to beat the boss, then just keep doing it.

>>385181174
>Take one on a date
>only talks about white privilege and how men are fucking pigs.
y--yeah i agree

>>385182997
Well, I guess my main question is how much harder is he than Undyne?
Autistic is just something I say because this is /v/, nothing serious

>>385183148
Oh he's absolutely way harder than Undyne. The sheer fact that there's no invincibility when you get hit makes it fucking brutal. Add to it the damage that can be taken during menus as well as the entire goal of the fight being to just survive and attack, not to do damage. Best thing to do is load up on healing items, use gear that supports defense rather than damage, and try not to heal too much because every turn spent not making an attempt at attacking is another chance at getting killed. Hell, just mash the attack button. No point trying to time it since he just dodges, you just need to make the attempt to progress the fight.

And that's cool. Just a pet peeve of mine that autism gets used for pretty much anything that requires repetition/effort.

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>>385179341
>girls with crazy colored hair and hardcore feminists are always ugly
The lack of dick these girls get is the root of all our problems. Some chad needs to dick down all these girls and save the game industry

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Yes I did, hearing a bunch of virgins say they hated it isn't going to change much.

>>385182372
Sorry Anon, the majority vote to stay in your house. You're outnumbered here, now be a man and warm up some pizza rolls for your guests.

>>385183942
I did fuck a couple. Surprisingly they fell in love after a couple of dickings. Obviously I just stopped talking to them or made things clear that I was just looking to fuck .
So I guess you are right. The Dick makes them regular housewives

>>385180337
all but 7

Yes dad

>>385183942
>have a fetish for girls with short hair
>every girl I've met with short hair has been crazy as fuck and really horrible to be around

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>>385180337
I pick 0. The sad part is girls like this are as attractive on the inside as they are on the outside. Irredeemable.

What the fuck is Undertale?

>>385179341
Yes. Goatmom is hot as hell.

>"I thought that the pacifist and neutral routes were really boring, but the genocide route was fun and is easily the best. Who was everyone's favorite character? Mine was Undyne, her only real flaw was being a dyke. It's also a shame that the skeletons were so cringy and uninteresting. Killing the tall skeleton on the genocide and neutral routes was so satisfying."

I did enjoy it.
I enjoyed killing everything that got in my way for even thinking about touching my nuts, damn monsters deserve to rot in that mountain until the wheel stops turning.
Should have killed me when they had the chance.

>>385180540
No, it wasn't. Shut the fuck up.

>>385179341
Literally every single one of those girls would get on their knees and slobber over any cis white male's dick

>>385181174

>"these three"
>circles four women

What did he mean by this?

>>385179341
Yeah it was pretty good actually

>>385179341
It looked dumb and uninteresting. But I've never played.

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>>385179341
"I personally didn't like it, I thought the writing was bad, there were a few plot inconsistencies, and it felt pretty manipulative. Still, the game made me laugh a lot. What do you gals like about it?"

Is that so hard?

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>>385180337
Only acceptable answer is your filename.

>>385179341
I didn't play it not did i buy it. I certainly didn't fell for the sjw shilling lies.

>>385185621
I don't see what's so dumb and uninteresting about sex.

>>385180337
I would drink that glass of water do a 360 and walk away

>>385180337
1 and 4 look safe enough. 6 would be okay if not for the greasy neon hair and I can't really tell what 5 looks like. Everything else makes be feel like investing in barge poles.

>>385179341
>did you liked

>>385179341
Haven't played it. I might pick it up after it drops on PS if its on sale for like 5 bucks. I've heard a couple of the music tracks though, and they sound catchy.

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>>385180540
>It was goty 2015, though

>>385180581
>>385182408
2 is literally a man.

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>>385180540
>GOTY 2015
PIC VERY HEAVILY RELATED.

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>>385179341
Yeah, Genocide route was great.

>>385179341
The Tumblr Table, just how I feared it would look.

>>385179341
>yes
>oh, okay
Gee willikers that was a brain-teaser.

>>385180337
0 tbqh

>>385180337
Probably only 4, maybe 1. Rest are too fat. Although maybe 5 and 7 if they were really kind and sincere, but that's impossible.

>>385180337
5

>>385180337
>you can only win by not playing the game

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>>385180337
7 or six. I love em chubby or fat. I would pick three too if she wanted to tag along.

>>385187349
7 looks like a gorilla-slug hybrid. Seek help mate.

>>385179341
Well first off this situation is ridiculous. Never in my life will I be in that spot surrounded by so many pretty girls
Secondly, yes I absolutely loved Underrail it's one of my favorite rpgs of the past years

>>385187603
>that rare pew

>>385186901
>>385187084
Honestly, I got to agree with that anon. It wasn't the greatest thing since sliced bread or anything but I remember 2015 as a whole just being bland. Granted Witcher 3 came out and /v/ won't shut the fuck about it, but I haven't played it so maybe it is that amazing. But even so that's just one other game that could be GOTY, what else?

>>385188219
see >>385186901

>>385180337
6 I'll admit to thinking is legit cute. 4 and 5 look alright from here.1, 2, and 8 might look better from a different angle. 3 and 7 are just uglier versions of 6.

Why the fuck is a bunch of my sisters friends at my house when I live 4 states away?

Jesus christ, they all look so similar and so hideous and they're probably annoying as shit too. Burn it with fire

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>>385179341

>>385188219
It was Bloodborne

>>385180337
Why do Tumblr girls always look like Romulans?

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>>385185439

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>>385179341
yes, I killed them all. their screams were delightful

>>385179341
What do you think this women talk in these meetings?

>>385179341
>potato chips as a meal
>American food culture

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>>385189606
>tfw I remember all of the Undertale Demo threads on /v/
>my friends had no idea why I knew so much about the game and were impressed when I told them I knew about it well before it released

>>385180337
honestly anything but 3, thats a dude

>>385186901
It was for PC gamers

>>385180337
4 seems like the only one that it's not brainwashed to the death or at least isn't lesbian.

>>385180337
1, 4, and 5.

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>>385190291
>not wanting to dick a lesbian until she's normal again

>>385180337
4 is the only qt. 2 might be ok, but

>>385190049
>GOTY for PC gamers
>game that runs on toasters
that isn't surprising

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>>385188525
What the fuck did this bitch think people were going to do? Did she really think someone was going to run over to her in broad fucking daylight and rape her? This had to of been an excuse to look like this outside, right? RIGHT?

>>385180337

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>>385184435
This

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tfw no gf

>>385180337
If I HAD to pick one, then 1.

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>>385180337
0

I don't think of myself as that shallow.
And then I see things like these and think
>None of those should be counted as a human life
I'm completely aware of how horrible it sounds but I can't imagine any of them having any redeeming qualities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62SgGbV-baw

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Im sorry guys it's all my fault i used the monkey paw to wish for girls with anime hair colors

>>385180337
1, 2, and 8 as well
But 8 has to take out that disgusting nose ring. Nose rings are the ugliest things to look at.

>>385179341
>"Yeah it was fun. Sans was an amazingly good boss fight with great music.

>>385183493
It doesn't matter what gear you use. You can use the +15 DEF Amulet and still take massive damage because you just take 1 DMG but a fuck ton really fast.

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>>385184435
>Have fetish for girls with colored hair
>Everyone of them has short hair or some rainbow clusterfuck

>>385188525
>>385190657
For anyone who didn't notice:
It's originally "RATE ME" and you can see someone turned the "T" in RATE into a "P" with a different size Red marker.

8s name is Aimee.

>>385195075
Never noticed that it's a lot less stupid now thanks

Undertale should be banable offense. Just saying.

>>385195759
>video games should be a bannable offence on a video game imageboard
What did he mean by this?

I haven't played UNDERTALE becasuse it's themes simply don't resonate with me and when i heard that the game calls you out for killing enemies half way through made me seriously never want to touch it.

>>385180337
rooolling

>>385196613
He meant he really hates the game. Are you retarded? This meme needs to stop...

>>385179341
Nah, dropped it after less than 10 minutes.

>>385179341

Why are they always so shit-eating smug? Can't they just smile normally?

>>385187084
Game?

>>385183027
>end up alienating her by talking about how much I hate the left siding with 3rd world conservatives, and how capitalism is the only route to socialism or communism.

>go into detail about the destruction that capitalism/industrialization brings must wrought on "indigenous cultures" and how consumerism is like a godsend for replacing those backwards savage ways with more modern ones.

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>tfw grill I like cut her hair like that and dyed it pink

She also wears "problem glasses".

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>>385179341
>tfw had this exact situation happen but with Life is Strange

It's a good game, but like anything good, its massive fanbase took all the fun out of talking about it

>>385179341
Undertale sucks, it's babby's first fucking stereotyped mainstream sell-out garbage autismal mediocre low-budget casual low-powerlevel ADHD hardsubs streamfaggotry hyped spoon-fed otaku-pandering objectively bad aspie haremshit overrated DEEP desconstruction NTR cliche trope-filled generic ANGST mary sue underage escapist self-insert PLOT armor beta MC shonen edgy teenager gratuitous shock-value gore broken-powerlevels moeshit corporate product placement weeaboo kawaii uguu~ fetishist suspension of disbelief random asspulls garbage slutty waifu sakurafish Gainax bouncing fanservice NEET-pandering downs syndrome filler arcs beach onsen vapid 4kids dubbed censored episodes WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS cuout sameface 1-dimensional yaoi fujoshitbait characters shipperfaggot-ass yuri tsundere fanwank braindead insulting and poorly written rushed and atrocious inconsistent convoluted vocaloid pedoshit last-place-on-sale-charts nostalgia goggles grimDERP nico-nico 2ch otaku-pandering suffering porn ahegao face consumerist kiddy casual pretentious failed experimental anti-USA nanking-rape denying trainwreck watered down plothole-ridden homoshit Evangelion wannabe hollywood rip-off unoriginal yandere RAPE RAPE RAPE lol so randum/b/ xD uninteresting anticlimatic DROPPED shallow haircut character development cancerous butchered DEEN QUALITY 8 frames per second mouthflapping powerpoint slideshow outsourced korean putrid souless CG animation photoshop-filter backgrounds poorly done adaptation hipster entry-level timeskip forced drama cop-out power of friendship deus ex machina predictable tearjerker TWEEST BONES original shit ending with circlejerking delusional and easily trollable flavor of the month general threads imagedumps tripfaggot-assgotry sadpanda.jpg vlcsnap shitkaku 4:3 14 inches CRT Mac monitor arrogant retarded Guy Fawkes mask facebook protests cosplayer dubs-obsessed fanbase that's killing the industry and casual, randumb.

>>385180337
8,1 & 7 are pretty cute.

I have an infatuation with tumblr looking girls.