Why don't you own a Switch

>>385161310
can't afford it.

>>385161310
Im broke as fuck, I don't care about Splatoon 2 or Arms, and I can play Breath if the Wild and MK8 on my Wii U. I'll get on after Christmas.

>4 multiplats
>1 unreleased game
>ONE exclusive game

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>>385161310
waiting for a hardware revision, current hardware seems a bit shaky from what I've seen. Doubt it'll hold up to 5 years of light abuse.

>>385161310
can't find the damn thing

>>385161310
I bought a Wii U and I didn't like Breath of the Wild. I'm done with Nintendo, so you're welcome to it.

I already fell for the wii u meme

Why would I purposely fall for wii u 2.0 meme?

The switch is the only Nintendo console i wont own

>>385161310
>Mighty Gunvolt.
>Not Master Blaster Zero.

>>385161310
> a game I already have on the Wii U with no new tracks or anything worthwile
> another Mario game, this time with empty open world shit
> the sequel to the loli fapbait shit game
> an utter embarrassment for the Zelda series which you can also get for the Wii U
> two Indie shit games
This is supposed to speak for the Switch how? Call me if it actually gets a good game.

>>385161310
Because those games aren't fun to me, so why bother?

>>385161310
I do. Feck off.

Virtual Console isn't up yet and I already have BotW on the WiiU. The eShop is nothing but NeoGeo games, and ARMS/MK don't really interest me.

>>385162032
>Virtual Console isn't up yet
It won't be until after they release the n64 mini, the GameCube mini,the Wii mini and the Wii u mini

>>385162032
>emulation on console

Disgusting

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I do. I cant remember the last time I used it though.

>>385161310
I do, haven't played on it in a while though

>>385161310
Because I can get shovel knight on my computer.

>>385161501
What are some issues
Genuinely curious and haven't read much

>>385162885
There are none. He's full of shit.

Only issues after five years are the battery dying and the fan going out. Not saying either will happen but it's the only issues I could see because those things happen to other devices

>>385162247
>xbox one
REEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING REEEEEE GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>385162247
I can't remember more than 4 months
Jesus that's sad

>>385161459
multiplats might as well be exclusive when the other platform was a cumsoaked analgape

>>385161310
dont have dem mony bhro

>>385161310
Can someone make an actual definitive image of all of the released games and upcoming games? Every time I see switch games posted it's just a random assortment of them, and then people reply
>Switch has 6 games, BotW and MK are multiplat

I mean do we want to piss off the neofag shills or not?

>>385161310
not able to get one
i hope i can by october, already pissed that im missing splatoon 2 launch

Waiting for a price drop/revised edition.
And if that doesn't seem likely to happen I'll get one somewhere around summer 2018.

I want to have a good number of games to play on it.

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Because i can play all these NOW

>inb4 Nintendo post the equivalent even though the games aren't out

I own a Wii U so I've already played through Zelda. Splatoon 2 looks fun but I'm waiting on Mario Odyssey.

I'd buy one if they were ever in stock

NO GAMES

>>385161310

>mighty gunvolt
This is bait, right? You're doing this on purpose

>>385161310
The only worthwhile game is zelda and that's on the wii u, Mario is not yet released but i might buy one for Metroid prime 4 if it looks any good

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>tfw hate the Switch
>tfw want the Splatoon Switch
>But only ironically

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>>385161310
I don't get first run consoles, or electronics as a whole. There will either be a bundle or a 2.0 release at some point down the road which I'll pick up then.

>>385161310
i see 2 exclusives and both are the typical rehash garbo that nintendo cook up

no thanks mister shill

I do. The better question is why I don't play it.

>two Wii U games, two 3DS games one of which sucks, a sequel to a Wii U game that was good but not my bag, and Mario Odyssey

I'm good

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>>385163802
nice try sweetie

>>385163542
that isn't how it works

>>385164614
>doesn't have games like xen 2, odyssey and kingdom battle
>isn't even the switch's first year

Gonna love the final edit of this by years end.

Because I'm an adult

Nintendo games are shallow, lack any challenge, and not worth $60 a pop. They also still look and play like GameCube games running in a Dolphin emulator. Switch's library will be full with Wii U ports and Cemu solves that.

>Wii U port
>Stretched out levels to pad out time, otherwise looks creative (but mechanically boring)
>Team Fortress 2 is better than Splatoon 2 and that's free
>Stretched out content, dungeons fragmented to add gameplay time, sub-30fps
>Better on Steam
>Not even $1 Humble Bundle tier

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>>385166162
>not worth $60 a pop
>$60
That's cute. Americans have it easy.
Btw $1600 tacos equals $90 US Dollars

>>385161310
I need a $300 bundle with one game. Every other console already does it. I'm just waiting for the Switch to do it.

>>385162247
Post a pic of your entire room. Looks comfy

>>385161310

Because I'm waiting until I move to my new flat and get my joingin bonus at work before I buy one. But I'm defiitely planning to, and the gf is sold on the idea of 1-2 switch and snipperclips.

>>385164614
This was almost a wholesome post.

>>385161310
sith design, plastic screen, autism

The only game that looks good and looks good is Mario Odissey, and is not worth to buy a console.

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>>385161310
>Buy a Switch bro
>It has games bro
>I have a blast with its portability bro