Things you can say about your console but not your girlfriend.

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>>385159780
I like my PC better.

>>385159780
Stops whining when I smack it.

>>385159876
I like his PC better

Uh oh, red ring of death

>>385159780
I have one

>>385159780
i can turn it on with one button

>>385159876
It gets hot when I play with my it.

>>385159780
I like that I can play with it every night/

>>385159991
Came here to post this

>>385159780
Its exists;_;

I want the slim model

>>385159780
I've fucked it

>>385159780
I bought my gf for bloodborne

>>385159980
keked

>>385159780
I'm trading you in for a better one

>>385160080
me too

>>385159780
I can replace it if it breaks

>>385159780
It doesn't have a penis.

>>385159780
I don't use it other than for Netflix

>>385159780
You can have sex with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2UHhyIBlmw

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>>385160123
>>385160165

I like to co-op with my bros

>>385159780
I can trade it in for store credit

Turns on easily enough and I only hear it when I want to.

I have one.

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>>385160165

>>385159780
It has backwards compatibility

I'm glad I got a black one

>Got it on Craigslist for $300

>>385160494
ayy

>>385159780
I've got 10 of them

I'm going to brick it

Hours of fun for only $60!

It comes with an instruction manual, AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

Got it for my son

>>385159780
I have one.

Turn on.

>>385160867
good one dad

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>>385160963

My friends brought over their nunchuks so we going point them at her.

>>385161260
>calling your console "her"
what did he mean by this?

The used ones are pretty cheap, it's hard to find them new nowadays

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>>385160867
Can't live with'em, can't live without 'em ey lads?

I've got a Knack for it.

>>385159876
>>385159962
underratted

Every time I leave the house my roommate gets on it.

>>385159780
I should have waited for the slim model.

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>>385159780
Do you really need one when you have a PC?

So what if it's 11 years old!

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>>385161884

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>>385161884
HAHAHA

>>385159780
She might be old, but she still works.

I have several

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>>385160945
Fuck, got me,

>>385159780
It's great fun for my friends, if you're not Anthony Burch

I watch people play it on YouTube.

>>385159780
It gets hot after playing with it for a while

I bought mine online from another country.

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>>385159780
I have one

Fine but I hate the colour

>>385161618
are you sure about that

>>385159780
I want the black one

>>385159780
I want to upgrade so it looks better

>>385159780
>girlfriend
Fucking reported

I don't want it to get wet

It works most of the time

>>385159780
She attracts roaches

>>385159780
Its black

>>385163015
That's a weird thing to say about your console.

>>385159780
You bring happiness in my miserable life

The newer the better

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>>385161884
FUCK

>>385161884
alright anon, you win.

>>385159780
I'm impressed with how good it looks!

Lets me put things in its slot

I turn her on everyday.

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>>385161884
Winner.

>>385161884
GG

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>>385161884

Mine is from japan because the ones from america are terrible.

>>385163607
why would you say this to your console

>girlfriend
Everyone ITT needs to leave and go back to that place.

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>>385161884

>>385161506
If only I could figure out the controls!

>>385159780
I love it

>>385159780
You can put 4 stick in it.

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>>385161884

I shut it off when I'm finished playing with it.

>>385159780
I don't need to pay extra to share it with my friends

My parents helped me set it up

It won't turn on.

Post that mega drive ad

>>385159780
Useless after it dies

>>385159780
Some times I bring some friends over to play

Nigger stole mine.

If it doesn't do what you want you smack it around a bit

>>385159780
It sucks.

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>>385165091

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>>385160945
FUCK

>>385161884
don't put me in the screen cap

You can put it in kitchen

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>>385159780
It only works when I plug things into its rear

>>385159780
I have one.

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>>385160945

>>385159876
fpbp

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>>385165668
*chuckles*

>>385159780
It was created by chinks.

>>385159780
I'm going to die alone and a virgin.

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>>385160945

capcha TREEs

I can turn it on

>>385160945
i don't get it

>>385159780
I can turn it on

>>385165118
Underrated

>>385166053
Let him explain it to you.
>>385166835

The thing is always online

I can play Alone in the Dark with it

It's still alive and working

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>>385165118

>>385159780

I spent way too much money on this old thing.

>>385159914
you've got a baby slap then

I have one

>>385163101
It's white.

Oh, shit. I split mine in half.

>>385159780
She was a real comfort during the wake.

>>385159780
It was shipped here on a boat from Asia with thousands of others.

>>385159780

Shit, it's dusty in here.

>>385173584

<Follow up> I need to clean this out.

>>385173584
>>385173819
Maybe you should try blowing on the slot.

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>>385173803

>>385159780
I have one.

I used to get a new one every few years, but now that I'm getting older its hard to find time for it, so I don't have one right now.

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>>385165091

Colin>Wayne>Ryan>Greg>all those literally whos

When I play with it tonight, there's gonna be good resolution.

>>385159780
My console didn't leave me and cause me to attempt suicide.

It doesn't mind when I play games with it.

>>385174712
>Wayne better than Ryan
At song and dance, maybe.

>>385174712
Overall, Colin >= Ryan > Wayne > Replaceable fourth character
Whose Left 4 Dead when?

Clive Anderson>Drew Carey>>>>>>The other one

>>385159780
I stuff it away in a closet when a new model comes out.

>>385159780

Responds to voice commands

On weekends I set it up in the living room for my whole family.

Every time my friend returns it, it's covered in cheeto dust.

Can be repaired

>>385176148
Good one

>>385159780
Better than a gamestop trade

>>385159780
At least it turns on

>>385159780
I ordered it online.

It lets me stay in contact with my friends

>>385173897
I heard products could enhance the experience

Takes a lifetime to make a strong connection

>>385159780
I have one.

it's as simple as plug n play

>>385159780
I got a discount on mine

>>385160945
wew

>>385159780
I shouldn't have gotten a foreign one

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>>385161884

Got mine from a garage sale

>>385159780
All that time my brother hogged it, and suddenly he's too good for it now.

I threw mine down the stairs.

I can turn you and leave you alone without any issues.