worst game covers

>>385156327
This cover is kino though.

>>385156569
The cover is as bad as the game.

>>385156692
>he fucked many 17 year old boys

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>CRRAAWWWLING INN MYYY SKIIIN

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The generic dude on the cover isn't even in the game, none of the characters in the game are even designed remotely similar.

>>385157389
I remember begging my parents to get me this game as a kid. I never felt so tricked. Thank god for Graffiti Kingdom.

>>385158038
I traded in Graffiti Kingdom for Amazing Island, they're both shit, but then Spore got announced and everything was alright...

>>385158261
Poor Spore. Will there ever be another game like it but good?

>>385154953

>ITT: American Covers

>>385158446
Does this at least have shit quality FMVs with Trump?

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>>385159001
Fine.
Here

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>>385156327
>>385156862
These are great, off yourself.

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This is the back cover of Maximum Force

>>385159004
nope

>>385156030
Fuck this is bad

>>385160820
that ones kind of cool because of the lion

>>385159368
>hating Asa Akira on the cover

>>385161976
Most sports games have absolutely uninspired covers.

>>385156862
Eugenio Derbez gives his voice to the referee

>>385160635
That's unironically a pretty good description.

>>385159001
see
>>385156815

>>385162921
"Peleen Limpio" It's fuckin Derbez? lol

>>385156959
Go Directly To Hell
Do Not Pass Go
Do Not Collect $200

>>385155849
That doesent look all that bad tho

>>385164960
Screw You anon I was going to post that

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Do I win?

>>385156862
I'm a boxing fan and I didn't even know this exist.

>>385156327
>we want the american market

>>385156030
Gave me a good laugh because of how bad that cover is.

>>385156862
That cover is perfectly cromulent.

>>385166072
It's everywhere in Mexico, and most versions are in spanish.

>>385166342
Thanks now I have something to play but gameplay pics look crappy though.

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I always tought this was a really old joke from one of the latin/spanish forums i used to visit, it turns out it is actually a real game

>>385164960

OP didn't ask for fucking sick as hell covers, anon.

>>385156030
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>>385166185
What's wrong with ICO's American cover anyway? It's not as good as the Japanese and European covers, but it seemed serviceable to me.

>>385166342
WOW I got fooled. They literally renamed other games for the south americas. That's why I know nothing about this.

>>385157389
Actually this is just an americanized version of the male player character, same outfit and everything

Shame too because Amazing Island is one of my favorite games of all time and I always wished it got a sequel

>>385156569
>hair on top of eyes
this was a very strange anime/manga trend

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>>385166073
Good on them for making it reversible at least. Wish SE did that for everything.

>>385166746
huh

>>385166073
>who to pronounce
and you can't speak English, which makes two retards

>>385165773
Looks like the art from those generic GameStop replacement cases.

>>385160820

I played this in part of the whole /vr/ gauntlet thing, its actually a pretty good RPG for the time.

>>385166863
Same level as FF10 but FF9 is much worse as it looks like it was meant for 5 year olds.

>>385166863
Every time I see this I'm reminded of that picture of a noose with Sonic in it saying "c'mon dude, the portal's this way!"
Am I the only one?

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>>385156327

>>385166940
Are you making fun of me because I wrote "who" instead of "how"? Go fuck yourself nigger.

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>>385166592
mfw

>>385167439
Lol.

>>385154953
Was this the most 90s tv show? Or was it Thunder In Paradise?

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>>385164339
Yeah, i don't remember exactly how it happened, but Guz Rodriguez from club Nintendo was in charge of the marketing and the dub of the game, he also was working with Derbez in "Derbez en cuando", and one day when they were eating together, Derbez offered his help to him out of the blue, for free.

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>>385167404
Or the call of duty guy that aims the other way

>>385167674
Depends on whether you're thinking early 90's or late 90's.

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>>385156327
>>385167414

>>385167797
He's clearly trying to shoot his retarded squad leader for forcing them to walk into 2 King Tigers.

>>385162554
that looks nothing like her

>>385157175
too soon

Awesome game though

>>385160635
>bragging with THREE levels
Oh how far we've come.

>>385167886
90210 is probably the most 90s show, or Seinfeld if we're talking sitcoms.

>>385162582
There Football Manager with it's parade of angry shouting men in suits with half their faces cut off.

>>385162289
dont judge a book by its cover

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This game took a significant amount of pocket money as a kid, and I truly hated it.

Didn't help that the hero is named Melvin. He really does look like a Melvin, maybe manages a small branch of a village bank for a regular job.

>>385167797
>how do i no scope

>>385162582
To be fair, what would you even put there? You can at least have cool cars or bikes for racing games, divegrass and b-ball are all screaming players. And there's a game every fucking year as well.

>>385168401
Who makes this shit and thinks it looks good, let alone worthy of being on store shelves? I'm repulsed just looking at it.

>>385168401
If you're not focusing on the girl, she looks like shes holding his baby and waiting for a govt check to come in.

>>385167783
That's fucking awesome anon, miss the scene Nintendo used to have in México, they pretty much were the face of gaming and anything related to it before Sony and MS took over.

>>385160635

>Sometimes you'd feel better if you could shoot everything in sight

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

>>385169021
kek

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>>385160635
>Go ahead, pull the trigger

>>385168342
>90210 is probably the most 90s show, or Seinfeld if we're talking sitcoms.
If you're a 90's kid. It's Nickelodeon shows. If you're a teen it's dawson's creek and ally mcbeal and some shit like that. Seinfeld is for adults. 3rd rock is for I don't know but it was really popular but didn't even care nor watch one episode of it.

>>385168401
Was there ever a name to a light bulb hairstyle?

>>385158512
I've heard Niche is similar but really good. I don't know, though, I'm waiting for it to come out of early access.

>>385166592
i literally tought ico was a shitty kid's game cuz of the cover,only played it over 10 years after i first saw the cover because shadow of the colossus

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>>385156030

>>385170101
That's an awesome cover though.

>>385167006
I just assumed that Gamestop literally just redrew this cover for all their cases

>>385170127
should've given him an assault rifle and a beer gut in the AMERICA FUCK YEAH version

>>385170127
>not holding a gun
>no bald eagle

>>385168764
I agree, the guy is just so fucking awesome. Check out this podcast from EGM en español, i couldn't find it on audio, but here is a Youtube link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fooKQAM1FI

>>385169963
I'm fucking cackling at this, is this real?

>SHIT

>>385159368
What's wrong with it?
It showed off the game's feel well.

>>385170127
What's funny is that the American release actually came months before the others, so it's technically the 'original.'

>>385170410
>EGM en español
>gus

Wasn't he part of the club nintendo team?

I really miss EGM en epañol. Best vidya magazine ever.

>>385154953
I actually watched this show and played the game. Game sucked and the show was fun garbage.

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>EA tried to be 90's cool

>>385170675
who the fuck owned a ps2 and only had dial-up back then? not even turd world shitters had dial up connection but had a ps1

>>385170864
>this young

>>385170863
>Girls wearing a cap backwards
Ugh, take me back please, I don't know why I like this.

>>385170127
not even football is free from being Americanized

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4723368/Ronald-McDonald-lovin-leads-Red-Devils.html

>>385170616
Yeah, he was the main man in there. Carqui (who also worked with him in Club Nintendo back then) interviewed him for EGM

>>385171204
I tough they ended up in bad terms, I remember reading his blog about his days on CN and always seemed like a little bitter and resentful.

>>385170969
i tought the ps2 launched in 1999-2000, broad band was a thing already

>>385169536
Yeah, Nicktoons were the shit. The slime fountain and the whole Orlando studios.

Modern Nick is just plain shit.

>>385170462
yeah

>>385170863
Why do "urban" designs always feature sports wear?

The last thing you can do in a crowded street is play sports.

>>385171780
niggas deadass always be wearin dat shii b

>>385154953
Why is this bad? Game based on a show, with the shows actors on the cover. Seems normal to me.

>>385171780
"Urban" people love sports.

Especially basketball.

>>385171374
hmm

wasn't it about Atomix???, He and (mostly) Densho ended up salty about how they were treated in that Magazine

>>385172057
I am probably remembering it wrong. looking around I was able to find it again. https://elcuartoplayer.com/2012/11/22/historias-de-club-nintendo-parte-1/

>>385172463
neat, and he's still posting

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>>385169963
it's a pac-man clone with a speech-synthesised "oh shit" if you die.

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>>385169531

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>>385155849
>>385156030
>>385156327
>any of those bad
>mfw

>>385175276
The Ico one is fucking awful.

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Anyone have the parody cover to this?

>>385162289
but she is such a cute

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>>385168490
>To be fair, what would you even put there?

>>385175086
this might matter if physical copies of pc games weren't virtually dead when the game came out

>>385175086
This pisses me off.

>>385175086
I live in burger and I've only ever seen the EU cover, holy fuck the US one is bad.

>>385175086
Post the duck.

>>385167797
Cod3 was on PS2? What the fuck?

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>>385176457
is this by the same artist who did the Megaman cover?

>>385156030
>right hand posed like it is holding stick
>it is not holding stick
ha ha

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/v/ can draw better than this.

>>385177292

you could seriously post like 90% of master system covers in this thread

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>>385169963
Speaking of Pac-Man clones and bad boxart

>>385177292
Weren't there a bunch of covers like this? I seem to remember AVGN reviewing a bunch of games that all had a similar grid cover like that.

>>385176392
Did thid one have additional chip for the fps stages to handle polygons like Star Fox?

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>>385177807

yes

>>385171068
girls with backwards hats and girls getting fucked with their shoes on is so fucking hot idk why

>>385177539
Most are just minimalistic. This is truly horrible. Drawing of the person is too simplistic but the gun is detailed.
>>385177807
All Sega master system had that background and known to be minimalistic but imaginative.
>AVGN
........

>>385177472
>hello my fellow children

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>>385177790

>>385177472
looks like a 50 year old posing as anime hero

>>385166863
>How do I warp?

>>385176831
>by Crogus
I held my shit in until that

>>385170863
Unironically a great game

>>385162289
The EU cover was so much better.

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>>385178409
The EU cover is one of the best covers ever.

>>385176831
What is this even about?

>>385170863
It's one of the best GBA games ever made though

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>>385164960

>>385156815
Caddicarus please leave, your videos are fucking awful.

>>385178475
Come to think of it, the cover image is the same render of Heather as the NA version, just with different filters.

>>385178561
Seriously one of the worst Jontron copies out there.

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>>385178365
>tfw EA doesn't make Sims console spin-offs anymore
They were superior to the mainline games

>>385178568
That's a pretty great cover though

>>385169779
Bantu knots I think

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>>385169963

>>385178867
WENT OUT WALKIN' THROUGH THE WOOD THE OTHER DAY

>>385177292
Jesus Christ, that grid pattern they went with for Master System games was fucking awful.

>>385156030
the dreamworks face makes it

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>>385177790
>that fucking gun

>>385178984
This is fucking amazing.

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>>385178820
>succer boss

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>worst or best?

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>>385177790

>>385165601
wasn't this the game that seanbaby refused to review based on the cover even though it was actually a pretty good game?

>>385156327
>hating based space folk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5p8YhhaVlA

>>385175086

The US cover is pretty shit, but to be fair, it's a more honest representation of the gameplay than the EU cover is.

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>>385179979
HONK

>>385156030
My brother never bought this game because he always hated the cover so much.

>>385181391
Thought I told you to fuck off, Caddy.

>>385164960

Taking a shit while reading PlayStation magazine in 2003 vibes

>>385178984
Anon, bad covers.

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I rike it

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I love Batman:10 out of 10!

I can't be alone in this right?

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>>385182483
Fuck forgot the image

>>385182395
>EAT MA PERIOD

>>385156327
i really gotta know what an old man with a banjo has to do with a hyper speed shootout in space

Asd

>>385178984
bad, not rad.

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>>385167797

>>385178690
The DS sims 2 was supreme

>>385182004
>insert edgy anime people just staring towards the camera
Shitty covers 101.

>>385167797
There's a story why old COD covers was this way.

>>385178510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sbHokC4Fs0

>>385178984
is that a storm trooper on the bottom left

>>385184348
Oh it's an "ironic" game. Nevermind.

>>385166474
I dont speak spicy cheetos

>>385170675
shit hope the community is still active

>>385178006
>written in machine code
amazing

>>385178690
>you can be anyone: a lesbian, gay or even a texan

>>385166940
>thin skinned amerifats

>>385170510
Your body covering the background? Wow nice

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>Freddie Mercury VS that villain guy from Mad Max