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So when is she getting confirmed for Death Stranding?

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So when is she getting confirmed for Death Stranding?
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i think Hideo is getting close to revealing her. They have both givin us more than enough hints so far.
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>>385153548
if she's confirmed I'm dropping the game

most overrated ugly shit "actress" I've seen
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>>385153548
When they add horse riding to the game.
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>>385153827
God I fucking hope not. Her accent is shit and she can't act.
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>>385153923
But she must suck Kojima's dick really good if he now throws her everywhere.
Basically career of every woman in gaming.
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>>385153923
>>385154104
2 sales lost then. see if me and Hideo care
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>>385153923
how does it feel to be a faggot, faggot?
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>>385153548
Where can I find all her latest shoots?
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>>385154143
Joost is very valuble for game dlevopment, she can:

Voice JPN
Voice ENG
Voice Dutch
Motion Capture
Bodyscan
Properly hold/handle weapons
Sing a song for the soundtrack if needed

Shes a real workhorse
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>>385153923
>Joost
>ugly
I didn't know femanons were a real thing.
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Best female character of the decade
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>>385154443
Too bad none of that matters since she can't act for shit.
Bet she's sucking lots of dicks out there for her job.
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More importantly, when is Gosling being confirmed?
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>>385154214
her skin looks pale and greasy, her face is piggish, and her skeleton appears deformed. 3/10
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>>385154538
>When asked about 2B's design and why she fights in high heels, Taro just answered that "he likes girls"
>meanwhile Kojima tried to come up with a shitty lore excuse for Quiet's costume that she needs to breath through skin or other bullshit
Kojima is a pussy and a hack. Joost is probably cucking him with his whole team.
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>>385154891
I bet you get laid twice a day
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>>385154907
>Kojima tried to come up with a shitty lore excuse
thats pretty much a major plot point. he didnt make it up on a whim
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>>385155178
>be so insecure you need to make a whole plot around your sexy waifu design to justify it
what a hack
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>>385155178
But it doesn't need to be nor does she need to be in the game.
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>>385154907
>>385155178

>"i just wanted some hentai, u feel me?"
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>>385154538
If by "best" you mean a character that was sexy and a superhero and had immense amounts of resources to explore those qualities but was ultimately forgettable and had zero personality then sure, I guess that's "best".

And she's not alone there, Ocelot was a fucking waste of time too and he actually talked.

For all the effort the entire cast should have sat down and done some non-mission interaction. It's not comforting when the characters that felt the heaviest were Kaz, Huey, and Zero. It's fine that Big Boss rarely talked, but the others could have built up a culture on Mother Base instead of just playing angel-devil.
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>ITT: mad roasties and horny virgins
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>>385155178
It's not a major plot point, the fucking thing is literally used only once, to depower her so she could be captured and almost raped in ONE mission. Aside from that, the fact she's naked never EVER is brought up again. Not even in gameplay, hell you can give her normal clothes and nothing will happen at all.
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>>385155178
>j-just play the game and t-then you'll all be sorry!
Jesus, Kojima is fucking pathetic
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Has Kojima stuck his dick in that?

Can you imagine Joost slurping his tiny Japanese cock?
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>>385155597
>parasites arent a major plot point
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>>385155796
DERET THIS
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>>385155796
Nah. She's cucking him for sure but he enjoys the suffering and it's an inspiration for Death Stranding.
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>>385154214
She can't play for shit.
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>>385155934

He's her boss. Hollywood producers/directors screw actors all the time. She wants a role in Death Stranging she has to fuck him.
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>>385156126
megaman is a shit game
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>>385156126
megaman is a hard, unfair game. its not her fault
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>>385154960
No, because I don't settle for 3s. If you do, that's fine. Just don't pretend that 3s are anything other than 3s.
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I hope not, she can't act or sing for shit.
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>>385154538

Worst MGS girl by a mile.
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Probably an overhyped mediocre game.
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>>385156538
>Joost
>a 3
You need to be a lot more subtle with your bait, bud.
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>>385155860
>implying her part on the parasite story can't be completely removed from the story without any important change
She was sent to kill everyone on Mother base (except for the part she almost killed herself when Venom defeated her, oops), then she decides she won't. She was carrying the third English strain and left because of that. Left a FEELS tape to Snake despite the fact she could communicate with Code Talker and therefore could've told anything she wanted to Snake after all (And how the fuck there was no one in that fucking base who could speak Navajo? Why the fuck Code Talker didn't teach at least Venom the language?)

That's it. None of that shit is important. Neither for the MGS saga nor even for the MGSV main story. Code Talker is more important than her.
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>>385156508
>megaman
>hard
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>>385156538
Joost is easily a strong 7 at most an okay 8
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>>385157049
>>385157558
She can't be higher than 3 because she sucks asian dick.
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>>385157251
did you not play the game?
shes also plays a huge role in the beginning of the game.

her role is more important than most of the other characters, like ocelot and Miller who just stand around and talk
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>>385157049
>>385157558
She's a butterface at best. Her skin looks greasy, she has no bone structure, her eyes are piggish, and her mouth is practically simian.

She has bright eyes and smooth skin, but that's not all there is to beauty. If all you faggot weebs spent some time looking at real girls instead of anime characters that have nothing to indicate beauty except bright eyes and smooth skin, then you would realize that.

Joost is a weeb virgin detector, anyone who thinks she is good looking is a degenerate who only likes anime girls and has no idea what makes a woman attractive.
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>>385157965
When did you first realize you were a faggot?
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>>385157796
what? getting burned is important now?
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>>385157965
Weird. I find her very good looking but I fucking hate anime and the way it looks. Develop your own art style, faggots
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I hate and love her. She reminds me of my Dutch ex. Same age and studied at the same university. God knows if they even know each other. She also looks like my ex. I am not even Dutch but it hurts me seeing Stefanie every time. Sadly everyone wants to get her as their GF. I want to get her as a replacement.
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>>385161475
Holy shit man stop being such a faggot
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