European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Crash Bandicoot: Warped
NEXT:: Crash Team Racing
THEN: SSX3
STREAM 2: Fable Anniversary
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed)
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed) (embed) (embed)
Am I the only one that misses the drama from GDQ caused by the trannies? ESA is just so sanitized it's boring.
first for anime SUX
Crashing this marathon
Is the Spikat posting gone?
>>385153524
>He missed the Paper Mario run from yesterday
>>385153624
Ya, well some of us have jobs
>Fable 3 doesn't exist
>It was the best game in the series and not clunky as shit like the first ones
I like this dude, he seems to be at peace with himself and the world around him.
>>385153524
fuck off proto. stop posting here. everyone hates trannies
>>385153524
>sanitized
No, it just never got covered in shit in the first place
>>385153672
>wageslave
>>385153524
no, my only problem with ESA is most of the runs i've been able to see have been of shovelware PC games
>>385153714
the best speedrunners are wagies tho
>>385153746
There's been hardly any shovelware though.
>>385153672
>miss all the funny runs
>"dude why are there no funny runs ESA a shit :("
Buy yourself some goddamn rope.
Wait why is there only music playing and no sound eefects?
>>385153746
Old games are not shovelware.
GDQ is full of actual shovelware (dozens of indie pixel graphics platformer made after 2016)
>>385153524
>nothing but trannies allowed in GDQ
>"ESA is so sanitized"
you retards doesn't even make sense.
GDQ is the one that you're not allowed to do anything but be gay.
>>385153524
SHOTS FIRED
N-SANE TRILOGY BTFO
the worst thing about ESA is that there arent enough weeb games ? Nep Speedrun where ?
Is alcohol aloud for the audiece or the runner?
Is it time for Coco to shine?
>>385154006
>>385154013
What happened? I watch stream 2
>>385154056
yes
Dammit, I wanna watch both runs.
>>385154019
dumb anime poster
>>385154086
This. If only they hadn't had that fucking eight hour FF run earlier.
>>385154019
There's a Nep marathon next month.
>>385154071
After the runner mentioned that N Sane Trilogy kept something relating to Dingodile (a skip or the fact you can jump over his barriers or something) someone on the couch said "N Sane Trilogy is this game but slower and bad" or something to that effect.
>>385153694
they're both very zen
>>385154086
Fable's finishing up now then it's just lego harry potter and the stream closes for the night
>>385154168
is it a separate event or something?
>those estimates
it's just doing the game regularly but slightly faster right?
I remember my NG+ runs were usually just a little slower than those speedruns.
>>385154271
What about Dark Messiah?
>>385154078
yes to which
Sony game(aka. Furshit) now, does this mean the thread will be shit again?
>>385154235
feel it needs to be mentioned he said "slower and a bit shit" in a scottish accent, therefore making it sting more
>pretty insane though
>>385154397
oh yeah well it's still an hour and a half away
>The timer has died
>>385153940
Turning them off skips the sections where the mask and Neo and other characters talk to you and saves like a minute
fable run is getting really fucking boring, how is crash going over on stream 1?
TIMER STOPPED
KILL IT
KILL EVERYONE
>>385154612
They're already at the third warp room.
>>385154630
WR pace bois
Fable runner is so fast he's moving in the frozen time.
>>385154714
Slow Time OP
>>385154612
Its okay. The lack of sound effects makes it weird somehow though.
>>385154317
You could probably beat those clowns if you tried, no one with dignity would speedrun kusoge.
>>385154714
GDQ slowed the timers down so I guess ESA decided to be less subtle about it.
Oh good, I though they used the Tiny glitch again for a second there.
>>385154783
The run's time is probably dictated entirely by rng.
>>385154783
Good job speedrunning isn't big on dignity then
>Playing Crash 2 remake
>Come across those hedgehogs
>Can't slide to kill the many more
Fucking shit incompetent devs.
>>385154930
why do they do that?
>>385154930
Thats fucking disgusting and pointless.
>>385154930
You can't just post that and not put down why
That donator is right. Crash Bash 200% run when?
the poll
https://strawpoll.com/grhdephh
>>385154930
>nintendotards
>>385154930
>that one guy using cheese dip
TIMER AND GAME CRASHING
STREAM 2 IS BEST
GAME CRASHED
AGAIN
>>385155180
wtf happened to strawpoll, why does it look like that now
>>385155280
just a different website, strawpoll (dot) me still works
>>385155262
Quality HD remake.
>>385155280
Fell for the flat design meme.
>>385155280
>>385155180
oh this is strawpoll.com not strawpoll.me
Stable Fable
>>385155049
>>385155128
This is the shit they do in the back rooms at GDQ for fun
RATE RATE RATE
fable
World record!!!
>Both streams showing Crash
SHOTS FIRED AGAIN
>>385155406
I want chicken wings for the gf
>>385155481
WAIT NEVERMIND I THINK
>>385155410
7/10
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN
>>385155406
>food doesn't have stupid video game meme names
disappointing desu
Skyrim reference confirmed.
>>385155410
6/10
>>385155605
>He doesn't want to eat a WAHOO! Burger with BING! BING! fries.
>>385155406
>$10 tendies
>>385155410
CRASHED/10
Is it wrong that I find Coco attractive?
>>385153524
That isn't a trans chick in your image, though. That's just a chick who got jacked.
>>385155406
What a fucking rip off.
>>385155406
MEMES
>>385155410
Good/10
Comfy and funny sometimes
>>385155729
I'd rather fill myself with some coconut cream pies
will lego harry potter be comfy?
Lego HP or SSX3?
>>385155804
What are these anyway? A Gabby name for chicken goujons?
>>385155847
All Lego games before voice acting are comfy, post-voice acting is subjective
>>385155729
>Not a half cheese burger
WOAH
What the hell happened to Star Fox?
>>385155891
i think they're like McNugets
>>385155847
it's by the Norwegian's Norwegian buddy from last night who ran harry potter
>>385155905
But does it have voice acting?
>>385155985
What am I looking at?
>Themes in Crash Warped are based on the first level of their sector
>Themes in Crash: Wrath of Cortex are based on the final level of their sector
Make you think.
>>385155891
Yeah
>>385156070
Not even chicken breast?
>>385156202
Eh?
>>385156171
Vicarious Visions showing the development of the physics, or more specifically debug statistics of the physics.
>>385156154
No (or at least Years 1-4 don't).
>>385156154
Nope, one of the later ones to not have it
Why are 100%'s so much better than any%'s?
The crash series is probably one of the few games I could not remember from when I was young, it's just so bland and uninspiring.
>>385155985
>IMGUI
Omar would be proud.
Is Star Fox happening?
Also how long is the CTR run gonna be?
>>385156223
Maybe one of our cherished American friends could shed some light on this question
Usually I hate the music at these things but the music has been pretty chill. It's not obnoxious EDM at least.
>>385156267
Something I noticed/remembered as I watched the run.
All the Warp Rooms in Crash 3 seem to base their sector's theme on the first level (Tiny's is medieval, N.Gin's is Egyptian, Cortex's is future)
The Warp Rooms of Wrath of Cortex instead have a facility level based on their theme (An underground lab for the ground themed room, an underwater lab for the water room, an airship for the air themed room, etc.)
>>385156431
Nice bait
C U T E
U
T
E
>>385156505
how do you idiots not know what chicken tenders are? christ. it's pieces of chicken breast, breaded and fried. not like mcnuggets, and according to google yes it's chicken "goujons" what the fuck kind of language is that?
HOLY FUCK IS THAT A GRILL
A GURL???
Is that a girl (female)?
RATE
GIRL on stream #2
sounds like a girl (female)
I thought it was a boy before she spoke and was thinking I'd still fuck it. Cute shut in.
pls dont be trans pls dont be trans pls dont be trans pls dont be trans
Crash Team Racing up next.
>>385156753
7-8/10
Nothing too notable, but still a good run.
WOULD FUG HER PUSY
>>385156753
6-7/10, nose maybe a little big
need a zoom on her blue eyes
Can this streaming scene die please, what the fuck was that product
lego harry potter or crash racing
>>385156694
It's French. Though it's also just the name used in non pleb countries.
Any differences between ESA and GDQ? sorry, americlap here
>>385156694
eat shit you mong
This guy on the right is QUINTESSENTIALLY british
>>385156875
we got enough racing in 2 hours with My Summer Car
lego time
>>385156875
>shit or shit
>Freeplay
Explain
>>385156875
Do you not see the grill, anon?
>>385156875
>racing game speedruns
harry potter it is
>>385156875
CTR has so much bullshit, it's like halfway a platformer
>>385156502
It looks like it got pushed to stream 2 on Saturday, at fucking four in the morning. I'd rather have trannies than this fucking shit show.
>>385156875
lego games are shit but most racing is boring.One has a grill.
>>385156927
why are bongs so ugly?
>>385156753
Solid 6/10
>>385156876
>>385156897
don't bully me just because i'm an amerilard and your language is retarded
girls
>>385157012
He wouldn't be so terrible if he weren't fucking chewing up every word, what the fuck is wrong with his mouth
Hm, Arry Podder isn't that interesting. Should I watch CTR instead?
is the right guy doing a fake crash cosplay?
I'll probably make a vs meme with stream one and stream two later
>Harry potter is run by a fat harry potter lookalike
really gets the noggin jogging
Is that a female (girl)?
Holy shit those fucking teeth
Also
>EUROPEAN speedrunning assembly
>denotes donations in US dollars
really makes you think
>>385157042
she looks like she smells nice
>>385157169
kek
>this pedophile commercial
This Harry Potter runner duo is some serious autism.
>>385156932
>my summer car
>racing
on stream 2, is that the runners girlfriend?
>these ads
why
>accurate representation of the average day in Europe
>>385157451
Even if she isn't she definitely wants his dick.
why are lego games a financial success?
This is such propoganda holy shit
>>385157528
Because they're fun.
>>385157528
Easy to make
Ties in two popular franchises
>>385157528
They're actually quite good and can definitely see why kids love them.
>>385157528
They're fun and take the piss
>>385157528
They appeal to massive demographics.
Got banned for saying the truth about the ad lol
>>385157528
one word: AUTISM
Oh, I know that girl, she's ellaapie, part of that all girl stream team
This reminds me of the original two Lego Star Wars games.
AftermathRV stop using meme arrows outside of 4chan you faggot.
Smell my hand, /v/
>>385155752
Not at all. Welcome to the club.
This girl looks like Katie Tiedrich's depiction of herself. I like it.
>>385157719
I'd fuck theblue-hairedgirl.
This girl has the cute autism.
>shameless propaganda to drum up support for importing millions more muslim rapist scumbags into europe
Fuck you I'm charging back my donation
>thread is basically dead
>suddenly girl on stream
>thread is alive again
what did he mean by this
>>385157719
She may actually be the most attractive of them.
>proto peeking out
Disgusting.
>>385157719
whos that cute girl with the purple hair?
>>385157831
*purple haired girl, my mistake
>the discussion between these two on the Harry Potter stream
This is awkwardkino.
>>385157745
They're called reddit darts you fucking dummy.
>>385157932
There is no girl with purple hair there anon
>>385154019
>the worst thing about ESA is that there arent enough weeb games
No, the worst thing about ESA is that there are more multi-hour RPG runs.
>>385157480
Pretty much.
>live in a small town
>suddenly 300 refugees appear
>male shit skins all over the place now
Not a single kid or woman came.
>>385157909
Means we thirst fuckin neckbeard shutins
She reminds me of sheever
>>385157719
The fuck is that thing with purple hair?
>white people at a nigger wedding
lol
>>385157931your dad
>>385158123
I am erect.
>>385157909
That's the girl from the Beetlejuice cartoon.
>girl on right's instagram
holy FUCK she's legit cute
>>385158123
The girl on stream is actually slightly attractive though
>>385158123
Is that not the girl that got a "terrible cancer" baiting for attention and donations and not being able to work at all because it drains all her energy?
But now for some reason she got the energy to work in the biggest e-sport event in history?
Yeah.......
>>385158067
i c wat u did there........lol
>>385158265
>piercings
into the trash it goes
>tfw your yearly world domination plan is constantly twarted by some kid with glasses
>>385157528
They're simple, but contain a lot of nods/easter eggs to the properties they cover. while spoofing them at the same time.
The Lego Batman series in particular has pretty much a Worlds' Finest game (2) and a Justice League Game (3)
>>385158094
But anon they are fleeing from life threatening danger, doesn't everyone have a right to a secure living?
>>385158265
Who is this?
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
>>385158292
nope, she lives in europe and didn't need donations to not die, so she told people not to donate to her
>>385158205
haha nice one keep it up ;)
>>385157961
>All the refugees are male
What happened to the women?
>>385158350
A 3DPD normie slut
>>385158291
more than slightly
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFXQE10u30b/?taken-by=ellaapie
That girl with the sick Slytherin puns.
>>385158535
>falling for the makeup and angles meme
>>385158123
I want to feed a skinny bitch into a humongus bitch, send her to my 600 pounds life and be able to say "Yeah, I did that"
>>385158459
Dude she totally baited for donations and got tons of them, and how do you explain that she got the energy to work in the biggest e-sport event so far in history if her cancer is so bad she's been unable to work because of it?
>>385158515
Finland has the benefit of mostly being miserable. It's a great idea to stick them in miserable places since they can't stand it.
>>385157719
Didn't know Christian started speedrunning, good for her :)
DO SOME CLAPS
>this game sucks
Kek
Crash Team Racing is starting.
>>385158123
>it didn't fall on her boobs
fucking dissapointed.
>>385158671
>explicitly says "don't donate to me I don't need money"
>baited for donations
Also you have no idea how cancer treatment works but obviously you're not going to listen to reason
Good doggo
>>385157719
>mfw the only two boys in that photo have colored their hair
today's youth, i dont get them
>>385158849
Sheever waifufag betas need to blow their brains out
>no one's even reading donations
BASED
>>385158951
>today's youth, i dont get them
They are all special and unique so they get tattoos, piercings and color their hair.
Why are Swedes so weird?
What's what with all these uncomfy Americans not wanting to be comfy?
>>385159005
>not being a bitter incel faggot makes you're a waifufag
classicI like cocks btw
>>385157719
I would fug the shit out of receding hairline girl on the left.
AlsoI don't know why, but girls with big noses get me diamonds.
Who will be watching the Dark Messiah Of Might and Magic run ?
>>385159090
>generational hatred
hows retirement going gramps
>>385159252
MeTomorrow because I'm going to bed.
This girl is kawaii
IT'S ALMOST HERE
THE EVENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
2 HOURS TO GO
MY SUMMER CAR
>>385159229
>I don't know why, but girls with big noses get me diamonds.
Jewish mind controll
>>385159329
AlrightNight anon, kissu
I can skip Aku Aku instantly on NTSC, takes about 2 seconds less than what they're doing
>>385158849
>haha silly boys, even tho I've been talking and crying about my cancer forever now you totally DO NOT need to donate...hehe I mean you totally don't need to you know:P
>>385159375
if the run is shit you're getting the blame for talking this meme game up for the last 3 days
>>385159307
my house in a 90% White neighborhood is paid off so pretty fucking good
>>385159214
>I'm an incel for not worshiping a horse
lmao
I missed the start, why is he specifically using Coco?
Not that I mind one bit.
Pixel AND frame perfect
>>385159547
Coco and N.Gin have max acceleration, which is what the mini boosts are based off of
Harry CHOKER
MAXIMUM CHOKE
>>385159630
Ah, I forgot about those. Thanks.
Well at least it wasn't yump 2.0.
GAS GAS GAS
check out these DUBS
GAS GAS GAS
>Mr. Hitler
>Gas gas gas
Jesus fuck kek
>>385153462
>European Speedrunner
I haven't caught any this event. I thought 9/10 times the PAL versions of games were shit for speedrunning because of the 25fps and speed differences in older games. Are they using NTSC hardware, or am I totally wrong about PAL?
>>385159816
those are some pretty shit dubs
THE MAD LAD
>Mr.Hitler
>GAS GAS GAS
Which one of you did this?
alright who was the joker
>>385159870
If you're talking about CTR, it's stable compared to the NTSC version's lag.
>Clap leader
Just like on american movie theatres.
>>385155406
>$10 for two hot dogs.
Even in Canada you could buy two dozen hot dogs and buns for that much.
>>385159920
mr hitler is from Robbaz, pretty much normie tier right now.
>>385159375
Don't get your hopes up, Anon. Most of the fun of My Summer Car is the Finnish redneck simulation.
Look at how they do the run, it's pretty boring.
>>385159870
Yeah, but this is the 1/10 case. NTSC lags and PAL gets better boost from the tricks they do.
>>385160061
It's from the Dudesons, faggot.
>rules you have to agree to see the chat explicitly say no politics and no history
>underage kekistan faggots pissing and shitting everywhere because they can't spam about gassing jews and hitler
And you wonder why gdq became nofunallowed
why wont these audience cucks shut the fuck up on stream 2?
>>385159252
Waited all day for that. Just started a new warrior run on the weekend. As good as I remembered
>>385160495
NO FUN ALLOWED
>Why would you use N.Gin when you can use Coco?
Wisdom.
>>385160458
Who cares about what limp dick jannies do in the chat when the stream itself supports it.
>>385160538
they're upsetting the qt
damn, pinstripe looks like THAT?
What the hell?
>>385160619
It's her group of friends
>>385159375
don't remind me
me-me-y
>>385160780
Dumb kumikoposter
announcer is too sassy
>>385160071
>Most of the fun of My Summer Car is the Finnish redneck simulation.
I find reading the stories of people who have played it is more interesting than playing it.
>THREE qts on the second row
OH FUCK stream 2 confirmed best
>>385161038
wtf big hair needs to GTFO
didn't even see the 3rd
>>385161038
Not if they are just going to meme and dab.
I want to fuck Coco?
ctr run is great.
>>385161149
I do.
This run is great. I've learned 3 new shortcuts by now.
>dabs and fidgetspinners coming out now
When is this "it's ok to like shit things as long as you're being ironic" meme going to fucking die
Post Cocoor Trixielewds
that jump holy shit
>>385161272
At least runner and grill are shitting on them.
>qt with bare shoulders in the second row
goddam, why can't this faggot with the DOOM shirt switch seats with her
Tiny Arena baby this is my track
>antidab
>likes memes
>hates normies
what's not to love about blonde dutch girl
>Normal
>REEEEEE
>all the girls on ESA so far were pretty good and not annoying at all
you fucking murricans lied to me, you and your shitty women can fuck themselves.
>>385161228
CTR SHILLS GTFO MY THREAD REEEEEEE
are they as strict as GDQ with donations? seems like with the dearth of donations /v/ would be going to town with shitpost messages
>missing out on an actual speedgame for some 6/10
Sasuga /v/.
>>385161664
I'm not wasting my money to epicly meme about my wife's son
>>385161664
The money imports sandniggers into yurop
>>385161470
the roast is concealed by being a non-native english speaker
>>385161664
There was about an hours worth of wife's son jokes for the GTA run. So many it got ran into the ground and actually got stale.
>>385161686
>racing
>speedgame
pick one
>>385161686
>he thinks a racing game is a good speedgame
>>385161742
>speeding up the destruction of europe
Nice
>>385161876
>speedrunning to Hitler 3.0
>>385161686
Seen Crash a few times but never seen Lego Harry Potter.
NOW WE'RE GOING FAST
>>385161823
>So many it got ran into the ground and actually got stale
So two?
>>385161823
It's been stale for years and "cuck" has lost all meaning.
>>385161686
>6/10
nah she's pretty cute based on her insta. solid 7 or 8
>>385162258
+2 for being a gaymer
solid 9/10
>>385162258
low standards, she's objectively a 6
>>385162258
link it im thirsty
0-2: Watch kicking simulator
3-5: Watch SSX3
6-9: Watch both
360 NO SCOPE BITCHES
chrism is going to come and beat you all up if you keep talking about his gf like this
>>385161838
>>385161853
Kart racers that don't boil down to instant lapping are solid speedgames, don't know what you're on.
>360 frame perfect jump
Dear lord.
>>385162331
https://www.instagram.com/ellaapie/
>>385162391
Same.
>>385162471
>people are calling this a 9/10
holy fuck go outside you virgins
>>385154930
>they had a pass the controller bro event
>>385162315
+2 more for being chill and not some annoyingly entergetic cunt
11/10, would wife
>>385162315
+1 for being reserved and unsmiling during the retard crowd noise
solid 10/10
>>385162471
>https://www.instagram.com/ellaapie/
>has a kid
Dropped
>>385162258
Nope. Even 6 is generous.
>>385162681
mommy?
>>385162681
it's her nephew, m8
it's a plus if anything, means she's probably ready to breed after being around her sibling's kid so much
>>385162471
kinda looks like the hairy antifa girl
stupid question:
why does my laptop freeze up when i watch the twitch stream?
>>385163003
is it dogshit? might not be able to handle streaming. does it feel really hot?
>>385163003
Because youre not using streamlink
>>385163003
On any bitrate/res?
>>385163003
ur laptop CPU sucks, reduce quality
>>385162681
her hairline is more fucked than mine, what the fuck.
I would still be her fuckbuddy if I managed though.
>>385163003
All those games you installed put a virus on the computer
>>385163003
Well it's a 1080/60 stream, maybe it's eating too many cpu cycles to render and you should turn the quality down
what the fuck is up with the sombreros
are yuros betraying us
>>385163003
Is it old? T try using streamlink and watch in a supported media player. I hear people who have problems Twitch have no problems with streamlink.
>>385163129
it's only fair they too get a low skill/wage workforce
>>385163003
what browser? firefox is behaving incredibly shit for the past month, I had to install chrome to keep browsing without any freezing
RATE
>>385163220
works on my computer (tm)
Latest Nightly on Linux.
>>385163389
8/10 for Crash Team Racing.
>>385163389
>that fucking nose
master ruseman??
>>385163389
memeaudience/10
You could tell the guy was starting to get annoyed.
Sir Kickalot's Adventure In The Land Of Pits And Spiky Walls is coming up on stream 2.
>>385163389
>that beak
>that fivehead
10/10 on /v/ huh
>>385163079
>her hairline is more fucked than mine, what the fuck.
What do you mean? It seems fine to me, also Mommy or no I'd give her a go
>in about 13 hours
Guys?
>>385163220
I had the same problem but did a clean install and it works fine now.
>>385163515
>1 hour 30 minutes
Typo.
>>385163515
yah there's a pause
>>385163389
Once the audience realized they could meme, it was down hill for the runner/10
>>385163472
Annoying audience/10
Half of them weren't watching the run and just giggling and being loud.
Time for SSX 3.
>>385163487
look at her pictures on instagram, she is half bald dude.
>Cosmo
BANNED
>Dark Messiah: Elements
Proof consolefags ruin everything.
>>385163758
>>385163615
I can understand having a bit of fun, but the guy was turning around at points because of how loud they were being.
>>385163903
where and when and why
>not gonna buy the same game
mad man
>what do you want from a remaster of CTR?
>i don't want a remaster, make a new game
is he /our guy/ ???
>>385163461
closer to standard viking nose than jew nose
>>385163924
Now GDQ having a huge gulf between couch and runner is making more sanse yes?
>>385163913
It was the better game
>>385163991
Being close is fine. The problem was the people taking things too far.
RIP Stream 2
STREAM 2 IS DOWN
I REPEAT
STREAM 2 IS DOWN
PANIC
Is Stream 2 down?
>>385164098
works for me
STREAM 2 IS BACK
>>385163003
Maybe it's getting too hot. Make sure air can flow under it.
>>385164128
>>385164134
It was just temporary, sorry for the mild spook.I would truly have been sad ;_;
JUST KIDDING IT'S DOWN AGAIN
Was it repeatedly stopping to buffer for anyone else before it went offline?
not during Dark Messiah, please ;_;
ITS BACK AGAIN
what an emotional rollercoaster
ABOMINATION
>>385164303
Not during the harry potter run but it was and is doing it now.
>>385163615
>>385163924
That's exactly what I meant with my comment, about half way through the run they became bored with it and started fucking around and once they got a reaction out of it, that's all anyone cared about from that point on and runner got fucking put to the side. The dude just wanted to play games fast in peace and quiet..
>S1 down as well
>Everything dies.
>open the stream
>its dead
kek
>>385153524
this better be a girl with a vagina
It appears a rat got into the stream set up.
Ah, this is what they meant by 13 hours.
>Coming up: Offline() by
nice work ESA tech staff!!!
>>385164478
>wake up
>you're dead
>>385164471
Including you...nothing personnel kid
shoutouts to the tech crew, amazing work they're doing
>>385164418
The announcer actually didn't help with asking people to donate for dabs. If he had just reminded them that this is still a run then things would have been fine.
>>385164570
They need some shout-ats, the lazy bums.
>no audio
>back up
>maral displaying her cunt on the couch
mein gott
wait... wasn't maral wearing that sweat shirt earlier?
are they fugging!?!?!?
>>385164556
>Hm
>*Spoon Clank*
>>385164727
B
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A
C
H
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>Maral and Eidgod again
they fuck don't they
I was going to pass into a nap to dark messiah, but I can't if I have to keep restarting the damn stream.
Time for SSX3!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jAjbyRNjBs#t=10sb
When is Soezee gonna be on the host couch?
>both gonna start at same time
so ssx or dark messiah, decide for me
So
much
cringe
!
MARAL
IS
HALAL
>>385164838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W68o5bFL2dI
>maral works in a hot factory for 10 hours
>comes home
>takes off all clothes
>doesn't take a shower
>sits on your face instead
>post yfw
test
>>385164930
Both.
I want to rub this actual girl's vagina
>you will never kissu her
S S X
S
X
stream 2 still fucked, guess I'm watching SSX
>>385164996
I'd get that smelly bitch off my face
>>385164930
dark messiah (I never watched a console run but it should be ok, I guess ?)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN STREAM 2
>>385164930
Dark Messiah is fun if you like broken FPS games with skips and crazy jumps.
There is a glitch that lets them go sanic fast.
>>385165129
It's the definite way to play the game desu
MSC is right after that right? Going to take a bathwhile thinking about kebab waifu
>>385165139
The internet on site is crapping out apparently.
pogchamp
wtf stream 2
save me from this racing "speedgame"
>>385165172
You have annoyed me, congratulations anon
>>385164996
PANIC
BURN THE WHOLE VENUE DOWN NOW
and the streams are down
Flicky has got taller I see.
now we got some real speedrunning
>>385164930
don't worry, SSX will be done by the time they get fucking Dark Messiah started up
What compels a man to speedrun a racing game? This game is one step away from being one.
>have to watch this shit instead of Dark Messiah
>we will never get a new SSX
>instead we have Steep
>>385164996
>>385165596
but then will have to watch my summer car instead
>NV cuts out
>stream 2 isn't coming on till tomorrow
>just kidding, fable now
>family turns up immediately
>play host until they're gone
>stream 2 is dead and now it's SSX 3 on stream 1
END IT
>>385165608
There's some peopel running NFS speed games
Yeah, they are 5+ hours and they barely have any glitches, if any
I would watch a Tokyo Xtreme Racer speedrun
IT'S TIME LADS
STREAM 2 IS UP
HOT GIRL IS PLAYING
>dead just before start
>>385165796
Everytime it is up it is down 10 seconds later.
AMAZING SHOUTOUTS TO THE BASED TECH CREW
FUCK
>stream 2 hosting another channel again
just end it
>>385165796
>hosting vg bootcamp
fug you
IT'S UP
IT'S DOWN
IT'S UP AGAIN
>missed the first minute
FUCK U
>they opted to just hosting a fighting game instead
>tfw there will never be another SSX
EA would have probably fucked it up somehow anyway
chef ramsay is channeling his power
stream 2 will survive
>>385165898
or nevermind, they stopped and it works now
I repeat, it works
abandon ssx
fuck this I'm going to bed
>>385165608
F Zero GX has some of the best runs.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
You don't have to tell me twice!
But in the stone age...
>>385165990
or does it
Jesus fucking christ, just pack it up and go home.
>Europe
It's down again
WHAT THE HELL
>>385165942
Was the PS3 one fun?
>>385166029
Yep, if it is going to be like this for the next hour it isn't worth it.
Oh come the fuck on, dark messiah is the only urn I wanted to watch
fighting games fucking suck
>>385153854
but IAteYourPie is a full time streamer
>wanna watch the fallout NV speed run
>crashes
>wanna watch the Dark Messiah speed run
>crashes
>yuro tech crew
>all of these fags wanting to watch pc shovelware instead of comfy snowboarding
the schedule knows
>>385166283
Great meme friend
>>385166283
>wanting to watch a speedrun that takes minimal effort
>>385154317
reminder that most of the games are played at least twice during the upcoming marathon.
fucking geekygoonsquad
>>385166197
Same, also
>Wanna watch the Tetris exhibition
>They fuck up the setup
>HEY GUYS COME BACK TOMORROW
>Close the stream
>LOL NVM WE'RE DOING IT TODAY
>End up missing half of it
>That autistic body rocking
>>385166283
I'd rather watch an hour of FFVII gold saucer minigames
>>385155923
>Not ahalf-pressedburger
You literally had it set up right there for you, and you couldn't even manage that.
so did they just give up on stream 2?
>>385166556
>he fell for the stream 2 meme
>fursuit
you can't escape
not even on another strem
>stream 2
>smash
>guy in fur suit
>All I wanted was dark messiah
>Instead I got nigger on stream and a guy in a fursuit
great...
Stream 2 is a write off at this point, fuck it
Oh shit now we 2 streams of the same stream.
>>385164996
Nothing hotter than a sweaty pussy
>no trannies
>instead we get gay furries
Dark Messiah run will be over before the stream gets fixed...
>>385166860
probably aborted it and will rechedule it, was only like 5 mins in
>>385166812
At least they're both up at the same time
>>385166114
I didn't play it, I need to pick it up at some point but I heard it wasn't good
>>385166606
>>385166618
>>385166843
The absolute state of Tr4sh.
>>385164996
>>385166819
I concur my dude
geekygoonsquad is just mirroring stream 1 for me what's the deal?
It's tricky!
At least U can watch the SSX guy choke
>>385167148
THERE WAS A FUCKING FURFAG?!
>>385167381
they aren't streaming dark messiah because of shitty tech
>>385167426
they hosted some smbb4 and the commentators were a nigger and a furfag
>>385167426
No, he was just sitting there.
>>385167381
The internet has crapped out for the room they are in apparently so it is autohosting stream 1. Before they switched it was hosting some smash furry stream >>385167148
>>385157012
Sorry
>>385167483
>they hosted some smbb4 and the commentators were a nigger and a furfag
Good Lord, why?
>they aren't streaming dark messiah because of shitty tech
But i gotta ask, is he still doing the run off stream?
>>385167648
because they couldn't stream dark messiah, they automatically host another stream when theirs is down
From Chat:
>GeekyGoonSquad: The run will continue offline for the local recording. Will disuss if and when the run is repeated
so time to give up, lads
>>385167691
also yes, he is, he will end in 5 minutes3
GUYS THE RUN IS BEING STREAMED BY SOME FAG IN TWITTER RN
https://twitter.com/Monojira/status/890014100964638720
https://twitter.com/Monojira/status/890014100964638720https://twitter.com/Monojira/status/890014100964638720
>>385167847
lovely 144p
>>385168098
>>385168098
>>385168098
NEW THREAD
>>385167847
>that pixelated resolution
I guess either the upload speed in the side room they have is atrocious (would explain the stream drop outs) or he is filming on a potato. Also the room looks pretty full.
>>385167838
Fuck ESA for their Constance fuck ups
>>385168163
Why did you fuck up the links?
>>385168313
everyone know the link, retard
>>385168485
>everyone
Not if some faggot stumbles on to the thread. Been quite a few people over the past few threads who have only just realised ESA is on and will probably be a lot more.
Stop making excuses for making a half assed OP.