Where are they now?

He's been rebuilt into a literal Pachinko machine.

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Bonk hit his head too many times and has legit brain damage.

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I want more Opa-Opa

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Timber the Tiger flew his plane into DK Island.

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Dead in a ditch somewhere.

twinbee ikimasu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDRTmOmFXnk

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Died of Caveman aids.

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He got a job working for Kirby.

Konami happened.
>>385149745
>>385151793
>tfw no crossover with Sega and HAL's original version of Capsule J
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MISS THAT GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
>>385150643
I wish those french guys had actually worked on that game instead of just cockteasing it for years. Too bad Magical Drop V ended up buggy.

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Retired and have three kids together.

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Became a DJ in Splatoon.

>>385152774
>marrying your brother
Fucking japan.