ITT: we design a 2D videogame
>>385128674
looks already finished. time to put it on steam
>>385128762
Don't forget to set it as early access.
>>385128674
it's a maze
>>385128674
Alright here's the character's walk cycle
Make the square a dick
character needs to be thicker
>>385128674
It's an ss13 remake.
>this much black
>that little white
fucking SJW
>>385128674
Gonna need some tits
>>385128674
Looks like unfinished trash, but i bet there will be enough mongoloids on steam that would by it ironically or some shit.
ok so far i've got on my to do list
a maze in space with a hooded walking man as sprite with tits
If OP doesn't pull through I'm actually bored with a shitty engine I'm not using for anything. Probably a couple hours out though. Maybe late tonight.I just want drive to add more stupid features.
>>385129832
Oh shit he's alive.
>>385129832
add random jumpscares every few seconds
>>385129174
I fixed your PNG size for you, friend.
>>385129994
I'm alive but this list of features is too rich to add in a single few minutes. Currently working on adding that spritesheet anon posted
>>385128674
heres a fire ball
>>385130358
>love
Good choice, anon.
I'm supposed to be at work but I think I realized I don't have animations programmed so I'm going to be stealing a little bit of thread real estate.
fight bootleg goombas
some levels are platformers
Underwater boss fight, please.
I am a more efficient coder than OP no doubt.
I will have the game finished in a few minutes standby.
Add enemies, the same sprite but diferent color
>>385130810
K, just dont start a "code war" because you have a larger coding penis
can this little faggot be an npc or something?
Need background tiles.
>>385131786
OP here,
I may or may not come back in a few months with a semi shit game with all these features put in
Programming takes time.
>>385130810
go for it champ
>>385131786
yeah you're better at this than me
>>385131786
this texture i made out of a photo of a skin condition
made a sun for your video game, 10,000 hours in gimp
>>385132530
and here's the moon
Okay I won't steal your thread anymore but thanks for getting me off my lazy ass to finally add animations. My problem is I suck so much at art and content it's hard to decide what I need to add next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omH0JQMy9NU
You can now fire fire balls.
>>385132937
what are we even doing at this point
I made this thread to talk about game mechanics but instead we're just throwing assets together
>>385133063
Well I'm just delivering what everyone asked for at once.
put rules of nature as soundtrack loop. not the entire song, but only the part where rules of nature is said.
>>385131786
HD texture coming up
The hero can take fourteen hits before he dies
>>385133136
not sure what engine you're using but this is pretty demotivating for me as a starting programmer
I'll create the logo.
What should it be /v/?
>>385133657
A glorious golden cannon!
>>385133657
we have no idea what this is about
but it has to have an explosion behind it, whatever it is
>>385132937
>>385132680
>>385133063
>>385132937
for the hooded dude you should do a 1-2-3-2 cycle
>>385133325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uvE6jnLtS4
>>385133657
a golden you
>>385133875
>>385133919
i should just give up
Enemies drop (You)s that are game currency.
Background
>>385133904
Keep it friend, it's all yours.
>>385134128
>>385133657
(You) currency has been added:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCdBwhT-ycA
>>385134857
You can jump to go over enemies and gaps
>>385132618
>That fucking face
Still gets me every time, years after seeing it for the first time.
Trade in 4 (You)s to get a fireball shield that rotates around you
>>385134857
(You) pick up sound: https://clyp.it/ofhzz0l0
>>385134431
I feel like brodyquest should be playing or something
Controls are randomized each time the game starts.
this initial area is a mess of textures
should it be spread out to make a watery area, a meat zone, and like a cartoon area where everything has a face?
>>385135190
but it can only block 3 hits
>>385135330
but after it breaks a repair is only two (You)s not four.
a beetle stock image offers a 3 HP heal for 2 (you)s in the bottom left corner
>>385133657
is it open world, survival? is it an MMO?
Does anyone have a good idea for a really simplistic 2d game ?
I'm learning C programming right now and I feel I can pull off a very basic video game.
>>385130358
>Love2D
>>385136101
i gave up
This .png of Todd Howard is a boss fight.
Final boss
>>385136232
he shoots skyrim/Fallout 4 out of his mouth. skyrim slows, fallout does double damage
>>385133706
>>385133741
>>385133943
Shit's gold.
>>385136343
add an evil todd howard overlay
I want there to be a card minigame.
This dog blocks your path to a boss. You don't fight her, you remove her with an item that you need to find.
tthe guy who made the oats movie is making a shitty meme game
who wouldve guessed
>>385136525
It's the matching memory card game but you can't get any mistakes.
>>385135276
[ INSERT MUSIC HERE ]
I can't believe that I already had pretty much all of these dumb features implemented but no actual detective gameplay. I'm a lazy sack of shit.
>>385135273
>>385135190
>>385135276
>>385135782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c54HxsmHnc
>>385136797
b(you)tiful.
let me help you programming OP
love.graphics.setColor(love.math.random(0,255),love.math.random(0,255),love.math.random(0,255),255)
>>385136971
OP gave up a while ago, it's me running the show now: >>385136797
>>385136797
Incredible
>>385137024
Todd should be transparent and kind of over the whole thing, roughly the size of the explosion.
>>385136797
Enemies have a low chance to drop a yellow cloak that makes you turn yellow
>>385137024
Nice...
>>385137039
hey lad, a girl I know is very fond of Oats the movie and wanted me to tell you this.
she's a fan and says hi.
also you're doing gods work on the game.
>>385136232
>>385136316
>>385137120
>>385137680
Thanks, and here's concept of the 1st boss fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fQ9yNPD8Ck
>>385137024
please add a box of special flakes to this image
Please add this as an NPC.
>>385137793
i've got plenty of todds need anything specific?
>>385137793
He says "It just works" when he fires copies of Fallout 4 and Skyrim.
>>385138018
You're a small sprite.
>>385138018
Shouldn't it be transparent?
You can throw a grenade but the explosion is big and you can hurt yourself. also it costs 1 You to throw
better Fire ball sprite
>>385138203
I like it
It's like the "i'm special" hat but instead of that it's special flakes.
Nice
>>385138314
that is a Good sprite
Add this mofo
>>385138301
Sorry.
The NPC selling you items is this guy
todd howard has tentacles
Billie Herrington is in the game in some form.
We did this before. Eventually, the threads split off into separate groups of people who wanted to stay true to the original concept and those who didn't actually understand what was going on and just wanted to leech attention from /v/.
>>385139029
wait fuck i mean Van Darkholme
>>385139045
But there isnt any real concept, its just a guy throwing random shit together
its great
>>385139168
Clearly you weren't around for Run & Jump.
>>385138314
>>385138150
>>385138018
>>385138417
>>385138786
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>>385139168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjbsR2uAfaY
>>385139378
ARE WE WITNESSING THE GOTY?
Another Wario Shop item: fireball upgrade that makes you shoot another fireball behind you. costs 10 (you)s
>>385139378
Oh fuck me you were serious about this
Brodyquest is my jam
After spending too long in a stage a slow pink scorpion that does 10 damage spawns and chases you. You can kill it and it will respawn after another while and drop 5 (You)s
>>385139378
If you touch CIA, he says "You're a big guy".
BUT WHAT IS THE GAME CALLED
>>385140094
IT HAS NO NAME SHUT UP
>>385139378
Im rock hard now
This is a power up.
>>385140305
dammit
i was wanting to make this a boss
>>385139974
Seconding this.
Is this good enough for an alternate attack?
Maybe make it a bit bigger and greener
>>385140170
is it just called (you)?
>>385140525
>>385140438
Were you talking to me?
>>385139378
All this content is done in just a giant load or something right? Or does your engine have a content scripting system?
Show us this demon code.
>>385140596
Yep, sorry.
>>385140385
Maybe that can be the boss, and >>385140305 could be what he drops or something?
>>385140693
Deal!!
>>385140658
okay
>>385140693
yeah, i'm okay with that.
>>385140305
>>385139892
>>385139974
>>385140402
>>385140438
>>385140525
I made the blades bigger and greener myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djUH7NpE9XQ
Second stage music should be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIzGfTEBA
Here's some tits.
>>385141196
I think the green blades should be a power up purchased with (you)s
great development tho!
now give every enemy 3 hp and todd 40. make the knifes do 3 dmg.
>>385141458
Seconding
Requesting faster movement speed for the main character.
>>385141436
How about 10 (You)s for the blade
>>385141784
Make it a Wario Shop upgrade for 5 (You)s
>>385141803
10 (You)s sound about right.
Maybe we could have a variable drop rate. Something like enemies drop 0-3 (You)s each.
How about to buy things you have to go to a Merchant NPC first?
>>385141971
Eh, 0-2? Maybe two is rare.
>>385141784
>>385141803
>>385141910
>>385141971
>>385141458
I'll stay in the thread and add these things but I'm done for today. Maybe tomorrow I'll add more. No more updates for today :)
Shopkeeper sells Bane's mask, for an additional defence (or any other stat)
>>385142090
RIP. Can you post the source for anyone who might pick it up?
>>385142041
Fixed it.
>>385142165
Just set up a repo and pick up the pull reqs
>>385128674
Make the achievements unobtainable in-game, and can only be unlocked by going through patreon support or private auctions.
>>385142615
neat
someone screencap this thread for next time, this might be one of the best deliveries of the year
>>385141196
Could there be a casino- type place where you gamble (you)s?
>>385141196
could the blades expand out like in contra?
you don't have to add this into the game, but the main character sprite sort of looks like this for me.
I like to think that there's this sweet old lady shooting fireballs at other grannies and listening to brodyquest.
Have the things been added?