what the fuck?

Welcome to the 2010s.

>>385122279
/thread

Still waiting on Kirby barf

>>385122128
aaaand Zelda coming soon

ZELDA HIDE

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woah...

>>385122279
fpbp

>>385122128
Metroid Linear

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>Still no monster girl quest: GO

>>385122596
I would unironically play this, if they fix those animations holy shit

>>385122364
give me Animal Crossing r9k and I'll be happy

>>385122279
They say hindsight is 20/20, well here's hoping in 2020 casuals gains the hindsight to realize how retarded everything has become

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>>385122508
No, Zelda Stack

>sonic runs
>mario jumps
what the fuck?

>>385122508
DONKEY KONG HURRY
KIRBY ESCAPE
YOSHI TOO LATE
METROID IT SEES YOU

>>385122128
Megaman shoots?

Pac-Man Eat

The joke is that Mario is famous for jumping i.e. Jumpman and Sonic is known for running i.e. gotta go fast.

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>>385123505

I'm still surprised there is no Animal Crossing mobile game. Just put fucking New Leaf on mobile with microtransactions for bells and weekly content updates.

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>>385122785

>>385123789
Or make it as good as the handheld games and charge $30 for it and not ruin it with microtransactions. But thats not the world we live in today

>>385124279

That would never sell. I was being realistic.

>>385123789
>>385124279
Fucking leave

>>385124442
Why so mad anon?

>>385123286
STRAIGHT YOSHI

>>385122596
looks like those updates really did improve DS3.
I'll have to go back and try it again now that they fixed some of the animations

>>385122740
Most of the Metroid games are linear though?

WARIO FART

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>>385123989
>you will N E V E R E V E R be wrapped up tight by a cute, loving snake girl

>>385122596
>there are still people on /v/ who think Dark Souls is some sort of underground hardcore game and they are in a secret club for playing this trash

>>385124279
But that's what they did with Mario Run and it bombed.

Casuals love free games with micro transactions, just look at Fire Emblem Heroes

>>385124753
But the best one, Super, is not

>>385124874
And Mario Run wasn't as good as the handheld games

>>385122128
Kirby Suck
Link Hyah
DK Ape
Crash Spin
Bubsy Fail To Be Good
47 Camo
Kratos Kuck
Cloud . . .

More?

>>385124874
I feel like that might just all boil down to Mario Run being a shitty game

>>385123635
If it's so obvious then why are there so many idiots giving suggestions that obviously are not inline with the joke as seen
>>385123306
>>385123357
>>385124773

>Mario run
>Sonic jump
>Hot coldman

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>>385125007
I don't think you quite got the concept of the image...

>>385125021
Super Mario Run is great though

>Runner
>online only
Oh, nintendo.

>>385124279
People won't even pay 2 bucks for official utility apps you can't get elsewhere, why do you think they'll pay 30 for a game?

>>385124279
>$30
>mobile game
Nigga no. All of the successful phone games are free games with microtransactions. Because apps are easily pirated anyway and people just don't pay apps.

DOOMGUY RIPS
RANGER FRAGS

>>385124830
No one thinks that r-right?

>>385125470
Squenix sells a lot of games on the app stores around $15-$20 and they get decent sales. And Animal Crossing has waaaay more casual appeal than any squenix game

>>385125802
Like what
>inb4 final fantasy games

>>385125930
Look for yourself faggot I'm not your daddy

>>385126401
Be my daddy

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Call me when Sonic, Mario, Master Chief, and Rickey Bobby are all on one platform

>>385122596
>AoM campaign hero glitch

>>385122128

>sonic is known for running
>game is called sonic jump
>mario is known for jumping
>game is called mario run

how the fuck did this happen?

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>Sonic jump is 10 years old

>>385125007

Megaman Shoot