How did she survive in Novigrad?

magic

>>385111072
You know how.

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>>385111072
>ywn fuck triss

Look at them tittays my man

>>385111072
Because she's CDPR favorite pet.
>She was on Playboy magazine.
>She gets special treatment and can never be harmed in any way by the plot(whole sequence in Witch Hunters quarters doesn't make any sense and she shouldn't survive or leave without almost any injures there).
>They force her fucking everywhere even though she is a shit character.

Her ass was whipped like a novigrad whore

>>385111072
She sucked cock. Also, how were mages being prosecuted? You can create fucking portals and shoot lightning out of you fingers, how is some guy with a sword a threat to you?

>>385111072

The beggar king gave her a hoodie.

>>385111464
Pulled her fingernails out I think.

Jesus Christ, I want her to smother me with those.

>>385111475
Allegory for third wave feminism.

>>385111381
dey not reel mane, just an eelusjon

>>385111552
She shouldn't be able to get out.
Menge gives you a silver chalice to check if you're a doppler and can't give dimeritium shackles to one of the most wanted sorceress in the fucking world?
Also in the room where she was tortured there were fucking THREE Witch Hunters. It was impossible for her to break out but we can't have our pet get harmed too much.

>>385111475
I was under the assumption that only strong mages could do portals and crazy shit, most were peddlers and shit like that.

>>385111475

They said that mages like yen, Tris, and bird lady are extraordinary. Most mages were basically scholars that could do some tricks or people that could brew potions.

Also they used dimetrium

>>385111621
It's not, feminists are useless.

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>>385111072
>How did she survive in Novigrad?
Obviously ''negotiations'' OP

>There are people that chose an old hunchback over a big titted redhead

Explain.

>>385111808
>but we can't have our pet get harmed too much.

But Yen was fine anon.

>>385111464
She gets less screan time than yennefer does
Yen wasen't even in the previous games so it's understandable that they favored her a bit

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>>385111072
She definitely didn't survive on looks OP.

>>385111464
She was until TW3 where they put her on a boat and went full Yen (and Ciri) mode.

>>385112090
>go out of your way to make a character ugly
>''wow look how ugly she is you guys''
I swear these Jennifer fags, man

>>385111072
Giving favors of course.

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>>385112341
>Being this ASSBLASTED!

>>385112459
>literally adding things to her face that aren't there
The taste of Jennifer fags. It tastes like shit.

Is this canon?

https://track5.mixtape.moe/nynttk.webm

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>>385112589

she fucked Lambert, which is just fucking disgusting

>>385112589
I forgot, what'd the mutant thing turn out to be again?

>>385112736
UMA UMAA

>>385112808
Avallach

>>385112589
How disappointing, I was expecting the one with the nekker

>>385112589
it's penis doesn't even match it's body. At least retexture the thing.

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>>385112589

>>385112981
>>385112903
This is better

https://track5.mixtape.moe/rhjhma.webm

>>385111381
Fucking amazing, I tell you what

>>385111992
>Yen performs Necromancy on Skjall
>It's a forbidden magic, extremely painful and stressful for her
>Doesn't mind doing it to help you in quest and to save Ciri
>When garden dies out, priestess come and are mad
>Yen takes all the blame on herself so you won't have any problems
>gets banished from Skellige
>Is insulted in Skellige before during the party
>literally almost no one trusts her and calls her shady even though her intentions are pure
>she wants to escape from politics and live with you peacefully
Meanwhile Triss
>poor girl can't be harmed too much by Witch Hunters
>breaks out free by miracle from 3 executioners
>everybody loves her and tells Geralt to choose her over Yennefer
>"cute" bland innocent girl personality
>you can't be mad at her as Geralt for manipulating you during his amnesia (even though you could in W2), Geralt just says that he never felt that way (bullshit)
Gee i wonder who's CDPR's favorite there.

>>385113418
How would you feel if either

>>385113175
or
>>385112589
was canon?

>>385111381
I'm looking! I'm looking!

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>>385113175
>Those sweaty asscheeks

>>385113418
Yen clearly. Triss has to go into hiding and help mages which results in her fingernails being torn off. Yen however has a prominant role within the empire, breaks laws, sacred traditions, and even kills a holy place and the worst she gets is a telling off, and she lords it up over everyone at all times and they can't do enough for her.

If Triss is their favorite then Yen is their waifu.

>>385113418
>Triss risking her life in mage murder central, living in rat shit and sucking dick to survive and save her fellow mages from being tortured and burned alive
>Jennifer living it large with the fucking king, care free, sipping wine and eating flan, riding on the finest horses with 73 guards escorting her and reading books by the fireplace

>>385112589
>>385113175
What are these, Triss rape videos?

>>385113175
I still feel like they were just lazy with the penor and tried to hide it with the phat ass

>>385113697
What's the backstory there?

>>385113750
Doesn't have to be rape

>>385113807
It's NTR. (Orcsoft)

>>385113878
How so?

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>>385112589
>>385113175

These are the first source filmmaker porn loops I have found hot.

I need more of these.

>>385113721
>>385113739
Putting character in "difficult" setting means nothing if there are absolutely no consequences.
Ripping nails of doesn't matter at all because you can at any moment start a fucking murder spree with her and kill everyone.
There should be a death cutscene like in W2 with wrong dialogue choices.
Your argument would matter if her tortures were unavoidable or if there were some consequences in avoiding them.
Meanwhile it makes NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE if you let them torture her or not.
Literally none.
Quest plays fucking exactly the same.
It's bullshit and you know it. Triss gets special treatment from CDPR.

>>385113984
>>385113806
Well here's your monster cock

https://webmshare.com/5v6Dr

>>385114034
>completely disregards the points raised about Yen's special treatment throughout the game just so he can repeat that one quest complaint

Kek.

>>385113721
>>385113739

These anons get it.

>>385111808
Triss already had (fake) demeritium shackles on m8. Why would they use another pair?

>>385114034
>Quest plays fucking exactly the same.

As opposed to Yenns questline?

>>385114267
Because they shown that they are extremely fucking careful but suddenly are not with member of the fucking Lodge. In reality they would fucking bind her legs, hands, mouth and literally everything so she won't do shit.
Not to mention whole room and building should be covered in dimeritium for safety.
>>385114320
Yes. You can't avoid Yen doing all of those things for you but you can prevent Triss from losing even a single strand of hair.

How old is Triss?

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>Alvin, local annoying teleporting brat, grows up to become de Aldersburger of the Flaming Flowers
>"B-B-BUT THAT'S FOR MONSTERS!"

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>>385112589
>good model with ugly degenerate monster

>>385114527
>>385114571
http://rule34hentai.net/image/149675

you tell me

>>385114609
26-30?

>>385114468
What the fuck are you talking about nigger? What does Jennifer lose by doing those things?

>>385114657
Younger than Yen or Geralt, but definitely older than she looks. About 60 is right.

>>385113175
JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA

>>385114963
>>385114571
https://track5.mixtape.moe/jadprn.webm

this is the best

>>385114104
Finally, a cock to be proud of

>>385115345
Does she feel proud?

>>385114541
Alvin was fucking stupid and I wish they had just retconned him into non existence.
What an annoying fucker. Why didn't they just use Ciri?

Triss fap thread?

>>385116072
What's your favorite webm here?

>>385115283
Holy shit. This is TRULY the best. I have to start masturbating now. Thank you.

>tfw the game feels more natural if you go with yen over triss

Pretty shit honestly. Not the worst thing about 3 but it sucks to get the shaft like that.

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>Monster/gurofags

>>385116816
There were literally 0 guro posts ITT.

>>385116131
They're all trash

>>385114527
She's over 18, Ben Kuchera. Go look for your "scoop" elsewhere.

>>385116528
Not surprising since the first part of the game is directly going after Yen.

>>385116528
of course
Yen is basically Ciri's mother. Taught her nearly everything she knows from a very young age. She's also probably the only one of Geralt's allies who would abandon Geralt for Ciri any day of the week.

shani or triss?

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>>385111381

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>>385117626
Both are ok. But at least triss is human.

>>385117852
shani not yen

>>385111072
In my dungeon.

>>385116528
>push triss so hard you retcon geralts other main hoe out of existance
>decide to sideline her in the third one over some bitchy slut that no one who only played the games would know

Post GeraltxCiri webms

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>>385117626
Shani

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>that feel when the Witcher 3 has amazing lighting and post processing effects so when the models get ripped and put into a different engine they look like shit
>all the SFM porn and Honey Select models of Witcher 3 girls look terrible

>>385117626
I liked shani better but the game forced me to pick triss. why would I give the ticking timebomb of magical energy to a teenage girl who doesnt know magic over a sorceress I trust with my life?

post more triss

>>385115283
How is this the one that has the least (You)s?

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>>385111072
you know how

>>385119189
The absolute madman.

RIP my dude.

>>385119189

do girls like it when you put your dick between their boobs?

>>385119189
>it's been so long since sfm became a thing and cumshots still aren't common or easy to do

pretty sad to be honest

>>385119464
if you rub your dick on their nipples maybe

>>385119189
>chest nice and smooth
>face like sandpaper
Fucking disgusting. Why can't westerners ever make pretty girl faces?

>>385111072
By being in a plot full of conveniences and climaxes that dont go anywhere

>>385119189
What mod?

>>385119812
It's to give more detail to the face. In good lighting it looks great. But ripped models under bad lighting make it seems like she has pimples and scarred face. The model was never supposed to be viewed under that angle with that lighting.

>>385114034
>Meanwhile it makes NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE if you let them torture her or not.

You don't get the info for fatman if you don't let her get hurty.

>>385119812
That's a model from a 2 year old game that got ripped and put in a 13 year old engine.

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>triss survives
>kalkstein doesn't

>>385119189
>uncut
Natalie Portman will never touch you

>>385120708
why?

>>385120996
Because, filthy goy dick is beneath her and all Jewesses

>>385113175
oddly aroused

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>mfw even the wolf/dog/werewolf and horse stuff is better than the monster shit everyone keeps posting

>>385121725
horse stuff is always cringy as fuck

>>385121606
>>385121814

Why?

>Tried to play witcher1
>It was basically a running simulator
Did it get better?

>>385122117
Now it's a follow the red trail simulator.

bcs we can

I'm doing a playthrough of the whole trilogy now. I've beaten 3 already, and wanted to go back through the others. Beat TW1 already and went Triss. Gonna do the same for 2. It's going feel weird playing 2 games where Triss is objectively best girl and then going back to 3 where Yen is obviously the superior choice.

Should I stick with Triss in 3, just because? Or give in and romance Yen again?

>>385123000
I tried to do a Triss playthrough in 3 but it's pretty shit. Always Yen.

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nu Lara is best girl.

>>385123118
>literally just told her I loved her and wanted to settle down with her

>already planning to run off with someone else

is this what it feels like to be a woman

>Triss is the hottest
>Yen has the best chemistry
>Ciri is the cutest.
Fucked both and stayed with my daughterfu. Good ending in my eyes.

>>385120368
RADOVID SUCKS FLACID COCK

Thank you based Roy12

Triss has a really phat ass

>be a lorefag
>gotta go with Yen
>always gotta go with Yen for Geralt
>but Triss makes my penis move in the right directions
Its a pain I cannot escape. Why does she have to be so sexy?

>>385114571
at least it's not a black guy

>>385118329
It's what happens when you don't use a proper skin shader with subsurface scattering. The normal map is way too strong for normal shading.

Playing Hearts of Stone made me realize how shit the main game actually is. HoS is prime Witcher.

Triss > Ciri > everyone else > Yennefer

we can all agree on this, right? Yennefer is a cold bitchy cunt.

i wish we got to hang our with lambert more

>>385126250

yennefer is the sexist though

>>385126250
you wouldn't understand warmth if it farted on your face

>>385126250
t. manchild

Relationship with Triss is something straight out of a high school YA love novel while with Yen feels like the real deal, especially since she is the mother of Ciri

>Triss was on Playboy
Yeah I'm gonna need sauce, I thought Rayne was the only vidya girl on Playboy

>>385126505
http://imgur.com/a/rCsTj

>>385126684
sauceman delivers
thanks man
muh dik

>>385126894
http://i.imgur.com/T4eDc7j.png

>>385119521
One of the many reasons SFM is shit compared to blender.

Yet SFM kiddies rabidly defend it and shit on blender.
Melee syndrome.

>>385126684
Why doesn't she look this good ingame?

>>385127298
bit gay

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>>385125482

>>385128302
Fuck off reddit, nobody wants to see black guys in porn except for you faggots

>>385128496
>>>/pol/

>>385128824
kys

>>385111072
by sucking wee wees

>>385128824
/POL/TARDS BTFO

>>385126250
>dog puns

Yennefer is a national treasure, shut your fucking whore mouth

>>385128824
no

>>385128874
DELET

>>385128874
>good
dirty wee wees??

>>385119464

Yes. At least my 36DD girlfriend does. She wants it all the time. It doesn't physically feel good but psychologically it drives them wild.

>>385129128
also by letting her tee tees get sucked

>>385125818
Well of course. He's doing witcher things while banting and is not on a mission to save the world and find Princess Peach who's always in a different castle.

>>385129710
D
E
L
E
T

>>385111072
>decide to play all the witchers in order to get a better grasp on the story
>play witcher 1
>god awful combat and boring as hell
>play witcher 2
>better in every way and more interesting but you can't even walk over a ledge

They really stepped up their game with witcher 3

>>385130005
no

No more SFM? You guys are slipping.

>>385111072
Will triss still love me if I ask about the treasure?

Why is TW2 so awful compared to 1 and 3? It fucking sucks so bad.

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>>385130470
>can't appreciate witcher 1
Pleb.

>>385111072
I had the impression magic was OP, how the mages had any trouble or even managed to be captured is beyond me.

>>385131801
it has the best story in the series you fucking brainlet

>>385131868
Bud most mages aren't on the level of triss and yen. They're like goku/vegeta level whereas your local mage is like saiyan saga krillin

>>385132032
Nah that was Witcher 1.

>>385132212
what a fucking brainlet

>>385111621
Nah cuh

>>385132241
Yeah I know. He probably didn't pick up on the subtleties of the Witcher 1 and had to have it spelled out for him like the Witcher 2 does.

>not reading the books
suicide is an option for you

>>385132395
>subtleties of the Witcher 1
yeah like........

>>385132032
The story's fine, but it plays like ass and has the visual direction of a turd with orange paint dumped on it. Even Witcher 1 feels and looks better.

>>385132529
contrarian delusion

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>>385118227
>tfw cute redhead gf never

>>385132457
Go drink some vodka Sapkowski

>>385132486
Like how Alvin's shadow in the last chapter is exactly that of the leader of the "order of the flaming rose". Which is just 1 of the things.

You should probably replay it and actually try to take notice of the story. It's a lot better than Witcher 2. But I don't think it's your fault. It goes over a lot of people's heads the first playthrough because nobody expects the game to have a good story because it technically looks like shit so you waive away the story.

Play it again senpai and then try to replay TW2 right after it to really see how much worse the story is relatively.

>>385114718
If you read the books you would know that she's close to Skellige people and knows Crach personally for a long time.
It's not easy for her to get banished from that place.
Meanwhile Triss has it easy, everybody loves her and everybody who doesn't is portrayed as a cheesy villain who is 100% bad and has no redeeming qualities.

>>385132808
>Like how Alvin's shadow in the last chapter is exactly that of the leader of the "order of the flaming rose". Which is just 1 of the things.

autistic details like this don't make the game better

did you know lambert's footprints are found outside Triss's window too? Minor details like this don't make the game better.

Sorcerouses need to burn
They're essentially nukes attached to periods.

Tell me that's safe

Which Witcher waifu gives the best dome?

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>>385133210

>all those cucks that hated the nudey cards in 1

>>385133586
Woah I didn't know you could kiss Philippa

>>385112090
>>385112459
imagine if projektred made all stolen copies like this. make every female ugly as sin.

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>>385133586
[Take her from behind]

>>385133586
>kiss Philippa
>>385133790
You can't, shoop/10

>>385133586
I thought I killed you

>>385134097
Pirated version of Witcher 2 had Grandma instead of girls in sex cutscenes.

>>385134347
No it didn't.

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>>385133586
>Can't romance Philippa
>Can't kill her either
Boy did cdprojekt fuck up

>>385134682
>can't burn her at the stake

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>>385111072
Blennefer best girl.

>>385120708
Who gives a shit about her, she's like 60 years old or something like that.

Left or right?

https://my.mixtape.moe/vzrtwl.webm

>>385134810
Disregard that, I've mistaken her with Demi Moore.

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>>385133210
Philippa

>>385134756
>polish culture

>>385134756
gross

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>>385134756
I'm not even going to click that, as the thumbnail disgusts me already.
get this nigger shit out of my face

>>385134727
In books she died burned at a stake when Foltest was still alive.

>>385111072
Just like this https://track3.mixtape.moe/mrbyol.webm

>>385134756
bait/10

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>>385135357
>tfw porn creators are better at cutscenes than CDPR
top kek

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>>385135052

>>385113175
Can this be considered cp?

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>>385119023
Because everyone came at that one and stopped reacting for more.

>>385135357
did CDPR ever release high resolution images of those drawings

>>385111905
that big titted redhead had a harelip iirc

>>385111846
You were under the right assumption.

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>HoS
>deny Shani because felt I had a dedication to Yen
>best bro Master Mirror basically says YOLO and convinces me to hit it
>go back to see her, flowers in hand
>she's sitting alone at one of the tables in a dark corner of the barn, head downturned in sadness
adorable tbqhwy

>>385137212
only in the videogames though, in the books mages are wildly inconsistent, are literal magic batteries, and die to peasants with sticks when they could easily teleport away instead, see sodden hill for reference.

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>>385111808
Oh god, there were THREE (3) Witch Hunters? How could one of the strongest mages in the witcher universe even hope to defend against such an unstoppable force of THREE fucking nobodies with rusty swords?

>>385138040
Would have been funny if Geralt simply forgot her

>>385137550
>hands from hell

>>385137550
>cucking Yen
You are even now I guess.