Why did spla2n flop?

>>385109267
Twitch is not a measurement for success

>>385109267
>game is good only if people watch it
i bet you shill PUBG daily
reported and saged

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>>385109463
Wasn't nintendo pushing splatoon 2 as the go to esports game? If that was their intention they completely failed.

>>385109267
>spladvan
What he mean by this?

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>>385109267
NOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE OVERWATCH KILLER

>>385109267
>Twitch
Damn....... Splatoon is done I guess.

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>>385110724
Okay

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>>385109668
fucking delete this Splatoon 2 will be bigger than CS:GO

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console players just don't watch twitch streams for some odd reason

why? who knows

>>385111985
maybe because they have good games unlike PClosers?

>>385109267
It's a game designed for children that plays very repetitively, has 2 fucking maps per cycle, very few complexities, balancing issues, hitbox and tickrate issues.

The rounds are also pathetically short.

It's just not a good shooting game in any sense, but is a good escape from the endless drought that is the Switch library.

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>>385109267
>Wonderful 101
>Pokemon Ranger
But why?

>>385111985
Do you have a facts to back that up? What kind of person doesnt have a cell phone these days?

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>>385109267
it's nintendo. switch is gonna fail fucking hard no matter how hard /v/ tries to meme otherwise. you can either get an overpriced and underpowered gimmick console for £279, or a PS4 Slim for £200 that everybody's already on. It's a no brainer.

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>>385112192
The Switch is going to succeed, no matter how hard you all try to meme otherwise

>>385112192
christ is this cycle going to repeat every console generation? Shits mind numbing

>>385112303
it's a really not. it won't get past 30 million units, but I'm expecting 20 million. Wii U sold well at launch too. once the initial array of nintenautists eat it up nobody else is going to be buying it.

>>385112369
no it won't, because nintendo won't be making more consoles after switch. maybe a pure handheld that's priced right, but certainly no more home consoles.

Is there anything worse than twitchtards?

>>385111985
>>385112097
>>385109267
I don't know how to stream from my switch.
I feel a lot of people either don't know how or its too much of a hassle.

It would be fun to watch too because of the nonexistent q times.

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>>385109267
Because Nintendo fans actually play their games rather than watch "Lets Play" videos.

>>385112192
nigga, if portability is a gimmick, everything is a fucking gimmick, your fucking vidya are gimmicks, nigga

>>385112369
Nintendo will never be on top again. It's too much of a secondary platform at this point.

>>385112501

But wasn't the Switch out of stock and that's why nobody has it?

>>385112526
if you're going to falseflag, at least make it funny

>>385112501
What games?

>>385112526
I don't understand why you hate Nintendo so much to make these sperg posts.

Just play your Kratos game or assassin creed. Idc about your games why care about ours?
Just have fun with your extra time.

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>>385112661

>falseflagging, the thread
sad, really

>>385112713
>posting a Chinese Xbox mask with a black Sony user with a fat steam user with a dumb ass Nintendo Mario hat.

Do you use this to bait every system?

>>385112526
You are a sad, strange little man

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I-it's over guys .. nothing will save nintendo now even when I supporter them spending over 800 usd dollars between my Switch+Accesories+Case+New dock+games etc..

I guess I'll have to pick a better system now .. anyone want a used Switch?..

>>385112526
And this, little boys and girls, is what a single digit IQ looks like in his natural habitat, he is unsuccessfully trying to trick other people by such an obvious and see through maneuver

>>385112954
All the salty tears in the world can't stop the switch train. But keep crying, you never know, maybe the switch will stop selling out if you keep crying.

>>385112954
A switch is 300 usd, not 800.
Some other consoles opened at 599.99 usd though I think and had no opening games for about two years however.

>>385112629
>>385113128
it's called satire you retarded autists. that's not a 'false flag', I bet both of you are literally mouthbreathing right now

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>>385112192
Hey nice picture.
You are not the first to try to meme Nintendo's failure and you wont be the last.

>>385113159
what switch train? I went to gamestop yesterday and the guy told me he gets 8 units every 2 weeks. Thats fucking trash how is this thing ever going to sell more than 20 million with such ridiculous shortages

>>385113274
That isn't satire my dude.

>>385113274
>acts retarded
>gets called out
>ITS ONLY SATIRE GUYS

>>385113420
i'm not even that guy. you have no self awareness and you'll always be a dickhead lol. it's cool, you're exactly where you should be

>>385113128

And you keep replying to those retarded memes over and over like a turbo autistic loser that gets offended by internet words.

>>385109267
I didn't know Blunderful 101 was a better game than Darkest Dungeon, and I keep seeing that game shilled around on /v/ EleGiggle

>>385113348
>pachter, the man wrong about literally everything
>implying anyone has ever given a fuck about what he says
i didnt make my pic, I just saved it, and it was pretty low effort stuff stuff. your pic however requires grade A 'tism. did you make it yourself?

>>385111985
Busy actually playing games instead of bordering on suicide.

It doesn't stream well due to gyro controls. Fuck off you insufferable cunt.

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>>385113704
>did you make it yourself?
Nah I just saved it like you did for your pic.

>>385113732
It doesnt stream well cause it's a shallow kids game propped up by autistic manchildren.

$300 WASTED

FUCK!!!

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>>385112448
>because nintendo won't be making more consoles after switch
YOU FUCKERS NEVER FUCKING LEARN DO YOU

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>spent all my hard earned autism bucks on a Switch because I could not get one in time
>Splatoon 2 and Arms are both massive failures
>BotW runs better on CEMU or the Wii U
>the new Mario does not look very promising
>all upcoming games are multi plats or Wii U ports
>could bought a PS4 for Persona 5 and the upcoming Monster Hunter game

but /v/ told em that switch would be a huge success.........what the fuck

because on PC it's a 30 second download to get OBS or XSplit but you need a capture card to stream a console game

>>385113970
home consoles.

they're already moving away from it with the switch, which is a weird gimmicky hybrid, because they know that as far as home consoles go they're pretty much finished and can't compete

nintendo keep chasing that Wii gimmick where they luckily sold 100 mill consoles but switch ain't gonna be that shit.

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>>385114141
>its a home console when I wanna call it underpowered
>Its a handheld when I wanna say Nintendo lost the console wars nobody but degenerates care about
Huh, I guess both sides do this shit

>>385109267
Twitch views are not a barometer for success. Ghost Recon Wildlands is the highest selling game of the year and it's nowhere to be seen on twitch.

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>>385114141
What makes Nintendo pretty much finished?
Last time I checked they were worth more then the Sony Corporation.

>>385114257
I called it a weird gimmicky hybrid, which is exactly what it is child.

>>385112448
>Wii U sold well at launch too.
Its been almost 5 months anon and its still selling. Wii U died after 3. Let it go.

>>385114305
Usually games that just come out stay on top for a while but splatoon 2 just sunk like a rock

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>The Wonderful 101 is on their
Do people really like watching people who are good at that game pull it off? Or was some big memestreamer playing it and that's his entire audience watching W101?

>>385114319
and in the next thread you'll call it something different

>>385114413
no i wont lol. you're an idiot.

>>385114461
yes you will lol. You're a fag

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>>385109267

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>>385109463
>Being this assmad

Suicide watch for you when sony releases quarterly sales next week.

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>>385114408
All those are very low down on viewers

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>>385114556
Nintendo is having their sales reveal tomorrow,

checkm8

>>385112021
Ahaha mr funny man. The only platforms you need is ps4 and pc. Hprizon, uncharted, bloodborne etc etc on ps4, pc library and then emulate every other console.

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>the absolute anal devastation of nintendo virgins itt

>>385114568
Nigga it's also the fucking Wonderful 101 copies sold. I'm surprised it's on their period.

>>385109267
>no one gives a fuck about a kiddie game on a dead console
go figure

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>>385114664

>>385114659
>Hprizon, uncharted
opinion discarded

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>1765 people watching W101

>>385114637
100 Internets says Sony kicks the bucket after the emoji movie flops.

>>385114982
>he thinks the emoji movie will flop
top kek

>>385115024
Whats so funny anon?

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>>385112192
Jesus christ anon at least crop properly your shitposts

>>385114568

I will never understand why CSGO is so popular.

>>385112085
It's probably just one large stream playing those games. It's why twitch is unreliable for numbers, people usually watch streams for the streamer rather than the game.

>>385114568
>IRL
>It's literally vlogs, not even games
Why not just watch youtube at that point?

>>385114982
>emoji movie flops
uh i dont fucking think so what other movie has
>japanese sushi
>female emojis breaking glass ceilings
>great humor like the crying emoji having to always be crying even if he won the lottery
????
I fucking thought so you bitch

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>>385109267
N-NO, NOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>385115059
he has enough faith in humanity to believe it will fail

>>385115173
i'll watch it

Splat2 is the most fun you can have in any shooter.

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ENOUGH

>>385115296
and about as much fun as shooting yourself in the head!

>>385115264
The Bridesmaid reboot Sony helped spawn flopped even after the critics said it was great.
I hope you guys don't think the emojis can capture lightning in a bottle like the minions did.

Releasing the same game again with 5 new maps isn't a good strategy.

>>385115073
Snowball effect

>>385115660
Worked with COD

>this amount of sony damage control before media create deletes them from existence tomorrow

>>385115870
Cod just releases the same game over and over again.
They charge you for the new maps.

>>385114408
Probably some big name eceleb playing it

>>385115892
Watcing the spin jobs trying to still paint it as a failure is gonna be quite amusing

>I thought Splatoon was gonna save the Switch why didn't it sell five million LOL

>>385115870
CoD is actually good and looks good. Doesn't look like im gonna be embarrassed if someonr watched me play it like splatoon

>>385115870
>nintenbabbies are this delusional

>>385116109
>CoD is actually good
Not since World at War.

>>385112954
As long as the screen not damaged, I'll buy yours.

>>385109668
No, the hip modern marketing firm they hired was pushing Splatoon 2 as the go to esports game, because they didn't realize how out-of-touch Nintendo is when it comes to competitive online gaming and assumed that their "online shooting game" would be comparable to other online shooting games or competitive games on other consoles.

>>385116109
>hardcore games for hardcore gamers such as myself.jpg

>>385116206
>the absolutt state of nintenbros

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>>385109668
What was Nintendo thinking with this? Such delusion...

>>385116372
>>385116189
fuck off normie

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>>385116372

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why do people start consolewaes threads? what kind of fucking autistic enjoys this shit?

FYI these threads get deleted because all you do is the same bait while also doing nothing but posting the same fucking wojack spamming

And then you'll cry that this is Nintendogaf

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>>385116532
>tfw these people are browsing here right now
>tfw the board culture threads always get deleted so we cant even show these people what board culture actually is

>>385116248
It's still up to Nintendo to greenlight those ads. Though I guess Nintendo might have looked at that and said, "Eh, maybe Splatoon 2 has that potential despite the fact that we didn't even try to develop the online communication features and infrastructure that a serious esports game would require."

They already have a lan function and spectator mode which is like 90% of what you need for some dumb esports shit

Did you eat those dicks and crows OP?

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watching twitch or streams in general is losing traction

it had its high 2-3years ago, people are fed up with it

>>385116932
wtf does that even mean? Either way it sounds retarded

>>385109267
No one gave a shit about the first one.
>why should I care about the sequel?

>>385117330
prrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffft