>Devil May Cry >The Devil never cries

>>385108950

So you haven't played the games it seems.

>>385108950
He does cry though.

>>385108950
Nigga what? Dante cries in 1 and 3. Nero cries in 4.

>>385108950
He did, after finding out your mother had you 9 months after he slammed her raw

>Bayonetta
>Doesn't use bayonets on her weapons

Well, it says "may".

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>Super Mario Bros
>You're not super
>You're not Mario
>And you're not anyone's brother

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>>385108950
>Dawn of War
>the war already started 10,000 years ago

>>385108950
Just because he may doesn't mean he will.
>>385109170
Her guns ARE the bayonets on her legs.

>>385108989
>>385109063
>>385109103
>dante
>devil

he's only a haafu

>>385109348
Trish is 100% devil, ditto whatsherface in the second one. They both cry.

>>385109258
You are though?

>Bayonetta
>You play as Jeanne

>Funky Barn
>the barn isnt actually funky

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>ARMS
>you hit people with your hands

>>385108950
just because he may doesn't mean he goes doing it all the time baka anon

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>Final Fantasy
>The series never ends

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>>385108950
>Watch Dogs
>you don't see a single pupper in the whole game

>tony hawk underground
>all levels take place above ground

>>385109517
>GUN
>you hit people with your bullets

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>Battlefield: Bad Company
>It's actually good

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Bros, what happened to Dante after the events of DMC4 that made him an emo fagoo?

>>385109841
But it is a Bad Company

>metal gear solid
>don't see any solid gears made of metal

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>Super Smash Bros.
>not everyone is related and there are female characters

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>>385109863
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
It's just a reimaganing of dante "what if he was edgier and we had Anonymouse group

>>385109540
There's literally a trophy in 2 for petting 5 dogs.

>DOOM
>your not doomed and succeed in surviving in the end

>>385110078
There's a Sleeping Dogs 2?

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>Halo 1
>The Library
>there are no books

>Dragon age
>there is one one real dragon

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>Metro 2033
>It's set in a metro in the year 2033

>>385111420
>halo reach
>halo 3 odst
>halo 4
>halo 5
>there's no halo

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>grim dawn
>the dawn was actually pretty grim.

Well shit

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>Awesomenauts
>there is nothing particularly awesome about the game

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>tekken
>there's no guy named Ken with tech

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>>385112385
>Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
>Phoenix isn't an ace attorney, he just lucky with some magic mumbo jumbo

>>385109270
The only one that makes sense so far in the thread

>MAY
It was never guaranteed.

>>385109270
The war is so long that even 10,000 years later it's still just the dawn of the war

Baldurs gate 2 - you never go to baldurs gate.

>Hard Reset
>resetting the game doesn't make you progress

>Team Fortress 2
>Rarely does anyone play as a team
>Never actually fight in any fortresses

>>385108950
>Devil May Cry
>the series isn't good and the genre is the most brainless in video games

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>>385112854

>>385113135
>Play on teams
>Map is call 2 fort.

I think you are doing this wrong.

>Ninja Gaiden
>ninja's name is Ryu Hayabusa

>Trails in the Sky
>it takes place in the country that invented airships
>Trails to Zero
>details the journey to The Zero Treasure
>Trails of Azure
>focuses on the way the Azure Demiurge rewrote history
>Trails of Cold Steel
>the main character is fanfiction-tier
Falcom is pretty good with the naming conventions

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>Defense of the Ancients
>you have to attack the ancient to win

>>385113194
>he doesnt know how to c-c-cuhrazyyyyy

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>>385113197
>Filters

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>resident evil
>residents are actually evil

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>Gears of War
>you never fight using gears

>>385109170
>stiletto heels

>Devil May Cry
>spam buttons and win every level
???

>>385113194
>NGB is brainless
lmao

>Super Mario Bros
>you play as a lone regular Mario

>Cave Story
>takes place on an island

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>>385113135
Actually in the last TF2 comics it's been confirmed and said by Miss Pauling that "Fortress" is the name of the team! So Scout/Pyro/Soldier/Engineer/Demoman/Heavy/Spy/Sniper/Medic are all part of the "Team fortress" :) there are also other team like Vanguard ect

>>385108950
>may
It's like things that could contain nuts

>Kane and lynch
>It's not about cain being lynched

>Red Dead Redemption
>you die instead of redeeming yourself

>>385108950
>Devil May Cry
>Thinks that means Devil Guaranteed Cry

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>Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
>There are no rainbows

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>splatoon
>you play as toons and make other people's toons go splat

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>>385108950
>Danganronpa
>I don't even fucking know

>>385108950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFBAws00BEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KsGYcSp9Lw
Nope, devil may cry.

>>385109863
Assumption is that Lady or Trish died, but considering that he's going around deciding if he's going to do nice things or not by flipping a two headed coin it's likely that's just a persona he's putting on so people don't know he's actually a fun loving dude.

>Fez
>Actually an asshat

>>385115358
fez are cool tho they're the next fedora

>Bad Dudes
>Actually good dudes

>Faster Than Light
>Wait forever for that beam to charge

>>385108950
The title says Devil MAY Cry, not Devil WILL MOST DEFINITELY cry

>>385116112
Might as wall call the game Devils Don't Cry or something then

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>jet set radio
>it's not a flight simulator

>>385116234
What if they need them to cry in a later game?

>>385116234
That's part of the mystery of the game... Will the devil cry or will he not cry? Find out next time on (half)DEVIL MAY (or may not) CRY

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>Dark Souls
>the game is lazy and uninspired, and has no soul

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>Deus Ex
>you can turn on god mode

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>Starcraft
>its not Dwarf Fortress in space

>>385108950
That is why it is called Devil MAY Cry, not Devil WILL Cry.

>>385116389
>deus ex
>Gods ex gf is not in the game

> The Legend of Zelda
> Zelda is real

>>385109863
Didnt he kill his a boss in the first game only to find out later that it was a deformed mind controled version of his brother?

>nfs underground
>you don't race below the ground

>>385116327
>game called jet set radio
>you don't actually program radio equipment inside jets

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>>385116542
>>385116581
>Deus Ex
>God doesn't exist

>Guilty Gear
>Doesn't go to jail

> Metal Gear Solid
> You don't play Solid Snake

>>385111012
you are doom, doom of demons

>>385113285
gaiden means “sidestory“

>what is the main story

>The Last of us
>there are lots of others

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>>385116831
> Metal gear solid
> It's not a literal gear made of metal and it's not solid

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>>385108950
>The King of Fighters
>a woman can be the champion of the tournament

>Garfield's Fun Fest: The Game
>the game isn't even remotely fun

>>385108950
>Guilty Gear
>All gears are innocent

>world of warcraft
>game isn't about making war

>Xenoblade Chronicles
>there is no blade named the Xenoblade at all, and therefore the game does not chronicle its story

>>385113114
But it makes you hard.

>>385115060
>You don't ronpa your dangan

>remember me
>everybody forgets you

>Senran Kagura
>game isn't about a war over Shinto music

>Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
>Sid Meier doesn't actually own Alpha Centaury

>Donkey Kong Country
>you don't lure a donkey with a chew toy through the bible belt

>Shadow of the Colossus
>it's always cloudy

>Radiant Historia
>history isn't radiant at all

>Lego Island
>I'm not ready to le

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>>385113758
>every Resident Evil game apart from 1 and 7
>doesn't take place in a residence

>Dirt rally
>it's a car rally

>>385109270
Dawn of War is a type of game map in the tabletop, you and your oponent start at oposite corners of the table.

>>385111107
No I haven't seen any sleeping dog

>>385112854
He is 'ace' as in asexual. That's why he never salami slammed anyone

>>385109103
when does Dante cry in 3? I don't remember that

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>>385112854
>Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth: Prosecutor's Path
>Miles Edgeworth is not a path that is the legal property of a prosecutor and the game is not about investigating him

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>Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite
>There isn't an infinite amount of Marvel and Capcom characters

>>385113894
The soldiers are called gears though.

>>385114802
If you 100% the game you get reedemed

>>385118862
>Prosecutor's Path
>using a fanmade subtitle

>>385119195
>Gyakuten Kenji 2
>there are not ten Gyakus and 2 Kenjis

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>Tekken
>there's no Ken to tech

>killing floor
>you kill zombies and donut men

>Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice

>Apollo isn't dead

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>Hatsune Miku Project Diva: Future Tone
>you're hearing it in the present

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>>385117236
>The Queen of Fighters
>A minotaur can be champion of the tournament

>>385119775
But the meaning of the subtitle is that his father was dead all along

>>385119529
>Tekken
>the don't fight with iron knuckles

>Starcraft
>you don't craft stars

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>>385108950
>risk of rain
>it may or may not rain

>>385108950
Sounds like you need to learn what "may" means.

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>Fatal Fury
>it's not angry people killing each other

>final fantasy
>there are 15 of them

>Sengoku Rance
>Rance doesn't kill himself with katana to chest

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>Mount&blade
>there are mounts and blades

>>385120062
do you even know what sengoku means?

>>385116953

Dead or Alive.

>The state of the series.

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>Axoim Verge
>You aren't on the verge of any axiom

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>>385108950
It's called Devil MAY Cry, not Devil WILL Cry.

>Sonic & Knuckles
>You can only choose between Sonic OR Knuckles.

>>385108950
Devil MAY Cry, it's not a guarantee fuckface

>v
>no video games

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>Call of Juarez
>Juarez never calls you

>Sid Meier's Pirates
>pirates don't belong to Sid Meier

>Uncharted
>You always visit places people have already been before.

>Just Cause
>you do things for specific rational reasons

>>385112854

>t. Kristoph Gavin

>>385114263
>Ngb
What?

>>385120608
Uncharted =/= unexplored, it just means you're adventuring in places that haven't been mapped, charted or recorded properly. You keep winding up in 'lost' civilizations that aren't on any map, so the name fits. Sorry fuckface.

>>385110039
Smash Bros are actually the brothers controlling Master Hand and Crazy Hand though

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>Castle in the darkness
>shits pretty dark

>>385109258
>You're not super
Depends on what you define as super, being able to shoot fire, be invincible, and fly are pretty super.

>You're not Mario
If you don't play as Mario, yea.

>And you're not anyone's brother
Mario and Luigi

>Black&White
>it's not about racemixing

>>385113308
Best defense is a good offense.

>>385120806
How come nate always has a map with him/given a map, retard.

>>385119037
No they are not.

>>385109170
She IS the bayonette

>Europa Universalis
>Has other places besides Europe.

>>385120328
yeah it's the marine inspector from one piece

>>385120328
sudoku, seppuku, sengoku, same shit different word, who cares

> Skyrim
> You don't play in sky

>Dungeon Siege
>you can't even get siege weapons into dungeons

>>385118662
when vergil is ded at the end, dante says it's the rain but lady points out that it isnt raining

at the end of the game Lady actually has the dialogue "Even a DEVIL MAY CRY" it's very hamfisted and funny

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>Dark Forces
>the game isn't about dark energy

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>Gundam Versus
You can play matches without any gundams

>>385109258
>...mario brothers
>Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

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>Bioshock Infinite
>not playing Bioshock again and again and again and so forth

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>Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
>You play as the dark messiah of might and magic

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>>385122461
>Bioshock Infinite
>zero replay value
Fuck is this shit

>Devil May Run Up On A Nigga
>No niggers anywhere

> Warhammer End Times Vermintide
> Game is about skavens, not muslim migrants

>>385109643
Not true there is an underground area on several maps including a literal hell area

> Half-Life
> You have 100HP

>>385108950
IT SAYS MAY YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT KILL YOURSELF

>Killing Floor
>You don't kill floors

>>385109258
https://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario
>Super Mario (simply called Mario in Super Mario 3D Land[1] and Super Mario 3D World) is a form of Mario which he assumes by eating a Super Mushroom.

>Blood Bowl 2
>no bowl of blood to be seen