G A M E R G I R L S

>>385102504

Stupid horse..

>>385102504
What the fuck

I'm surprised she made it that far

>most amazing sniper in the world
>you can easily outsnipe her to win the mission

I knew she was shit at videogames

Why would she even attempt such a game?

Did she just recognize the name MegaMan and thought it'd be a good idea to stream it?

I'd be surprised if she could finish Super Mario World let alone a single MegaMan level

>>385102504
At least half of the screen is not her cleavage.

>>385103292
Gotta give that to her at least.

Still, fucking laugh my ass off at the webm.

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>>385103292
But she takes up like a fucking quarter of the whole fucking video

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women are "worse" at video games because of the unrealistic standards set by men

>>385102504
Maybe she reversed controls or something. I remember clearing some games like that for fun.

>>385103429
An american quarter?

>>385103434
Most women are, there's fewer women who are actually good and competent at vidya

these people don't even enjoy gaming or have any passion for it, they just capitalize on neckbeard virgins who need a le nerdy quirky gamergirl (camwhore) to masturbate their micropenises to

>>385102504
isnt there some crazy ass speedrunning glitch that involves getting hit and shooting in a certain way?

>>385103429
The game is 4:3 stop being autistic

>>385103587
>4:3
>Doesn't even fill the height
Fuck off

>>385102504
I mean at least :

no clevage
shes having fun (I think)
she doesnt whine and put the fault on the game

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>>385103587

What game?

>>385103661
Yeah you're right, it's filled with black, not her camera you fucking spack

>>385103813
Mighty No. 9

>>385103429
Hey. At least it's progress.
>>385103434
There are no good gamer girls. Maybe some really small minority but those are few and certainly not the popular ones.
Gaming was never mean for women because most of them lack necessary traits for it.
They lack any sense of competition and rivalry and don't understand that you have to often prove your skill in community.
>If they fail to do so and aren't treated seriously, it's sexism
>Ff they get help from other players, it's "mansplaining"
Only games women like are games that play themselves. Games like Life is Strange or anything Telltale or very casual titles like Skyrim or titles like DA:I where you have a lot of romances, ships, customizing of your character.
And i'm talking the more "gamer" girls.
Most of gamer girls articles talk about (like bullshit that 50% of gamers are girls) only play Candy Crush on phone in bus.
Yet half if not more presenters/journalists/devs are now apparently women. You let them work and then you have disasters like Andromeda.
I sound sexist but it's true that letting too many women in gaming ruins it.

>>385103847
I can feel the fedora through the screen

>>385103847
49.9% Women
49.9% Men
00.2% Trannies
Yet trannies have more accomplishments in competitive gaming than women. Why is this?

>>385103965
>implying any of the trannies come out of the female group

>>385103901
It's true though.
How is that almost every presenter at E3 was a woman who looked like she didn't give shit about gaming and was there only because they needed a female.
Or how there are female gaming journalism when they give GTAV lower score because "misogyny".

>>385103965
>50% of gamers are women
that's the biggest lie of industry
it's at most 15% per game and it's titles like OW that are super normie and advertised everywhere
And there are more women because gaming is becoming mainstream and casual.

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This is acceptable for a woman, when dsp does the same, it is not.

>>385103718
>stop being autistic
>do it anyways

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>people are unironically defending the giant facecam
I seriously hope everyone on this board dies a horrible death

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>>385104390
you are like a little baby

>>385104390
>stop watching things that don't interest me reeeeeee

I mean it's better than the streams with the No spoilers rules and autistic mods.

I was watching Crash streams waiting for it to DL on launch day and got muted for "Spoilers" because of the path behind the gate on Native Fortress.

Twitch was a mistake.

>>385103847
women are ultra competitive lmao

there's a reason they love to put other women down

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>>385103901
Fedoras are the spineless betas who must defend m'ladies from any and all criticisms, what are you fucking going on about, you nonsensical piece of shit?

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>>385102504
P R O F E S S I O N A L
G A M E
R E V I E W E R S

>>385104536
It's unhealthy competition though. It doesn't contradict that post. They will bring other down (call them sexist/ruin their career) instead of having healthy rivalry. Men get death threats on the internet all the time. They get insulted but it's women who bitch about it.

>>385104692
>gamergurl thread
>posts arthur gies

>>385104692
Looks like if you tried to play with one hand.

>>385104730
Men and women face the same volume of hatrid online, but women are more sensitive and petty about it, so it affects women more.

Most men will say, "grow a spine/tougher skin" but women have this mentality that the only reason men aren't bothered as much by it is because of sexism.

>>385103429
Quarter? The facecam in the OP is like 1/12th of the screen

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>>385104868
This.
>Friend brings some girl he's talking to into discord
>I apparently hate her because she doesn't understand I talk shit to everyone Someone has to rival the aussie
>She refuses to socialise and is too autistic to talk to anyone when the mutual isn't there
>Pulls him out of the discord entirely to play games with, rather than just playing with a group of us

Why are females the worst for this?

>>385104947
And the VIDEO_GAME doesnt even take half of the screen.

Maybe men should be more sensitive and not hold their emotions in, maybe their suicide rates wouldn't be so much higher than females if they did this :)

Women confirmed smarter

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>>385102504
Yeah she's not very good but she's attractive enough to make up for literally any negative qualities

>>385104805
I can actually still play most games even with one hand only. The level of skill in that webm baffles me in earnest.

>>385103847
>There are no good gamer girls.
I know a girl who isn't absolutely terrible at video games

>>385105173
CHA doesn't cover DEX rolls

>>385105070
Women can comprehend how men socialize. If something isn't being done for some sort of benefit or social gain, it's useless to them and they don't understand.

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Why are we still here? Justsuffer? Every night, I can feel my (you) ... and my GETS... even my F A M. The board I've lost... the Anons I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all stillthere.You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonnamake them give back our past.

>>385105230
Worst part is that she's one of three and the only one who does this.

>>385105230
Can't comprehend ***

>>385104692
I can't play with a controller either

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>>385105229

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>>385105367
Don't try to excuse it.

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My older sister plays vidya. Mostly RPG's and retro/indy games, the things we grew up with mostly.
One of her favourite franchises is Metal Gear of all things. She's a casual in the sense that she sticks to one game for a very long time, mostly since she's an adult and has a life but it's still one of favourite pastime. She had the patience to actually collect all the frogs in MGS3 without a guide and recently she was playing enter the gungeon when I went over. She's been playing it on/off for a few months. Hasn't finished a single run yet but she's getting close, she always makes it to floor 5. And that game is hard as fuck but she keeps playing.

I dunno guys, their are some legit girls out there that like vidya. She isn't even a landwhale or anything. She's gay as fuck but she's not a feminist SJW fuck-up neither.

>>385104448
>>385104597
Why do people donate thousands of dollars to this shit? Just watch porn if you want to see titties in front of a camera. Is it because the streamers acknowledge them when they donate oodles of cash? You could just get a prostitute or an escort or even just a regular woman, money goes a long ways.

>>385105482
how is this even possible

GO HOME GAMER GIRL

>>385103267
she finished it tho

>>385104390
>i would rather have a bunch of blank space up in that corner or a game at the wrong aspect ratio

>>385104597
I'm not trying to defend the bitch but streaming only the game in Just Dance is retarded since the gameplay is you dancing

>>385105367
I finished it on nightmare with a controller, it's easy as fuck.

>>385105663
DSP finishes games too, that's not an excuse.

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>>385105070
I know what you mean

>been friends with a couple of guys for around 2-3 years now. awkward at first because I joined their circle, but got to know most of them pretty well.
>all younger then me and majority still in highschool while I attend college.
>friend brings girlfriend onto server while we're talking about our usual stuff.
>girlfriend seems cool with it at first while we all start playing MtG
>wake up next morning to find myself removed from the group
>was told by two friends that the girlfriend and one of the friends told the boyfriend, who was the admin, that i should be removed for being a scumbag.
>still gone to this day.

I've still kept friends with 3 of the guys, but girlfriend and other guy still hates me. I wasn't even mad, it just made me depressed.

>>385102504
>a person who doesn't play videogames is bad at videogames
really encourages the thought processes

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>>385102504
>from voice actor
>to streamer

What's next for her career?

>>385105868
Why does she think you're a scumbag? What did you say?

>>385105482
Is that the system shock remake? This actually looks real good

>>385105534
I concur. My sister is, well, a girl and doesn't have shit taste in video games. She also doesn't flaunt her image everywhere trying to be the most special creature on the planet.

>>385105931
camgirl

I am autistic

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>looks down at controller

>>385105786
why would you play it with a controller? are you nuts?

>>385103901
I can smell your toasty twat thru the screen as well

>>385102504
Thanks for advertising my stream, cuck

>>385106060
It was my 2nd run and I wanted extra challenge

>>385105534
>>385106000
My best friend's little sister is somewhat into vidya, since he himself is a turbonerd. She's about 12 years old and in the years I knew her she grew up mostly playing the DS, as well as 3DS and Wii U. So a lot of zelda games, pikmin, smash and the like. Her bro is trying to cultivate good vidya taste in her without converting her into a total autist, and I think so far he's succeeding.

>>385105868

what did you do

>>385102504
I wish I could remember how bad I was at games, but I've been playing since I was 2 and can only remember seeing Sonic when I was a few months old and beating Sonic 2 when I was 4.

>>385106168
there is a difference between challenge and horseshit aiming with a controller is horseshit

>>385104448
>look at me I donated hundreds of dollars to some whore on cam

I don't understand beta orbiters.

>>385106234
>beating Sonic 2 when I was 4
That's kinda amazing. Sanic 2 was my first videogame ever when I was around eight, and I remember getting stuck for a long time on the platforms in chemical plant.

>>385105956
>>385106201

I wasn't told exactly what she said about me, but it was something around how I was offensive and crude. we all lived in MD at the time, but everyone except her had conservative leanings. I don't deny being offensive in things I said, but I would have hoped for some kind of intervention over being removed and blocked.

>>385106296
shes not even really that attractive she just has big boobs she lets hang out

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>>385105995
I think it's the free demo.

>>385105482
>>385104692
This has to be somone playing a PC game with a controller. This is the only logical explanation.

>>385104597
who is this semen demon?

>>385106279
having played lots of FPS games on both consoles and PCs, I can say that playing with a console controller of ANY kind is manageable. I, of course, prefer M+K but a controller is in no way impossible to play an FPS with.

>>385106442
no its not impossible its just horseshit

>>385106442
In the same way it's not impossible to walk on your hands. It's manageable, but feels really limiting and annoying.

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>>385106000
>She also doesn't flaunt her image everywhere trying to be the most special creature on the planet.
Yeah, same here. She usually hides her power level, barely bothers with online games but at the same time, we share a common interest so we always have something to do or talk about.

And she dressed up like the Boss and made her gf look like Eva. Even dyed their hair blonde, took a lot of effort in general. Could have gone out and cosplayed it but she made it just for one costume party. Most people didn't know what the fuck she was supposed to be but those that recognized it went nuts. Saw her jokingly cqc her male friends and playing the part.

Then I saw them making out together and it gave the weirdest semi boner. I was pretty wasted and her gf is hot, so w/e.

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girls are talented, get over it

>>385106426
this isnt even controller aiming this is laptop trackpad aiming

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>>385106648
Not again.

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>>385106648
What is this image trying to tell me
The code is so low res I can't see it

>>385106824
>code

>>385106765
i just realized all the comments are guys who are obsessed with her and taylor swift

>>385106824
looks like it isn't even code at all but her fiddling with Command Prompt and it's not recognizing her inputs at all.

>>385104597
TBF in this case she's playing a dancing game, and nobody gives a shit whats on the screen in a dancing game except for the person dancing and autistic people who think watching a video of the same 5 moves is riveting

>>385106765
I don't code
What's the joke?

>>385106765
the right is barely legible with her breaking up the code with those shitty comments

>>385106648
>>385106765
>Posting this on /v/ instead of /g/
If you want to cause heads to explode, do it properly

>>385106824
She's just typing CD into a console but she isn't CDing into any directory so it's just outputting an error message. It's the equivalent of dumping random ingredients into a bowl and calling it cooking.

>>385106824

>code

>>385107014
"cd .." is a valid command but it took her 5 tries to get there

>>385106918
the Left is organized. Right is a clusterfuck and also babbies first steps in programming.

>>385107014
No, that's more like trying to order a pizza from the phone operator and calling it cooking.

>>385106824
the problem isnt the code, its the commands on the terminals.
"cd" is the command to change directories, and the first line is her trying to get into a directory that doesnt exist.
after that she does "cd.." which isnt a valid input
"cd .." (with the space) IS a valid input, which brings you back a directory
"ls" shows you all files and directories that exist where you are
"cd code" also doesnt work because there is no directory named "code"
and then some more bullshit lines

also bonus points for having shitty babbies first code open

>>385106427
He can't move both joysticks either way. He's just plain handicapped

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>>385106648
Is she holding the camera with her mouth?

>>385106918
The left function is known as the fast inverse square root, one of the most impressive pieces of code there is, calculating 1/√x, while the right one is loaded with unnecessary comments and does nothing else than returning the larger value of 2 given values. Which will return simply 5 if both values are equal, meaning it doesn't even work properly.

It can also be written down in a single line like this: a > b ? a : b;

>>385106670
Back in the days I used to play Killing floor with trackpad and I still could use WASD whilist aiming lol

>>385106427
With one hand, apparently.

>>385106648
>We need more female coders

I've never understood shit like this. "We need more female X!" Why? Yes, in some jobs it might help to have a female, or male, perspective, but coding isn't related to gender in any way, a female coder won't provide anything new just because she's female. What is the end goal here?

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>Be Joost
>Gain a weird internet fanbase off of a modeling gig you did for a creepy Japanese guy's video game
>Decide to embrace your weird gamer fanbase instead of treating them like creepos, stream video games for them because they're gamers and they like watching people play video games
>your fanbase starts berating you for being bad at video games when you don't actually play video games and just stream them as something nice to do for your fans

>>385107014

more like trying to cook a pot of beans but not knowing how to work a can opener, stove or pretty much anything else

>>385107304
force women into jobs they dont want

this is exactly what they are asking for

>>385106393
Doesn't Twitch have rules for this

>>385102628
rude

>>385105070

Best bud since college let a gamer girl control his life. I'm only allowed over there (in his home that he paid for) under certain conditions. She also gets really excited when he beats me in street fighter, and when he loses she gets visibly pissed.

Fuck I hate how women change men

>>385106427
My first time playing nu-Doom was when my PC was hooked to the TV and with a controller. I never played a shooter on controller before and I did better.

>>385107449
yes but doesnt mean they get enforced

>>385105070
She's trying to pair-bond with her man. Makes total sense once you understand that.

>>385107304

they feel like they have something to prove

ironically the more skilled people are at something the less they feel the need to show off

>>385107449
Any rules can be circumvented by sending nudes

>>385106391
You probably were offensive and crude.
That's not what normal people consider to be particularly positive traits.

>>385105534
Outliers exist, minorities exist. Doens't disprove the reality of group distribution.

>>385103965
I'm sure some of them got quite good at Candy Crash Saga.

>>385107449
I think it's hard to control. Some girl dresses in a way that shows off her tits - well, girls can dress like that if they want. Girls on the street are dressed like that. We all know that it's to show off to the camera and get sad people to donate, but can you prove it?
The rules forbid:
>Pornography and Other Sexually Explicit Conduct
>Any content or activity involving pornography, sexual intercourse, or adult services is prohibited. Conduct involving exploitation of minors will be reported to authorities via the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children.
>Inappropriate Broadcaster Behavior and Attire
>Nudity and conduct involving overtly sexual behavior and/or attire are prohibited.

When is it "overtly sexual"?

>>385106918
Left is a fast inverse squareroot function that takes low CPU time for a very good approximation.

Right is babby tier code that she can't even do properly
>else return 5 cause I'm so random

Then you got the fucking orbiters, icing on the cake.

>>385104692
To be fair that would be me if I tried to use a controller.

>>385107727
>When is it "overtly sexual"?
here
>Inappropriate Broadcaster Behavior and Attire

>>385102504
Lmao women are fucking useless

>>385106391
If my first impression of someone is being offensive and crude i wouldn't want that person in my life either. You can't treat a stranger (especially a female) the way you treat your homies and expect them to just be cool with it.

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>>385107449
>Korean girl streamer got banned for making a funny and goofy fully clothed dance for one donation for laughs
>STPeach whores herself out and bends over her ass to camera every single time she can, plays Just Dance from YT and pretends to dance, still not banned, Twitch staff even sends her donations and write on her chat
Twitch staff is full of pathetic pieces of shit and beta orbiters. They will ban people they don't like for most petty shit but will do everything for whores they like.
IIRC there was even one drama where they were banning people that chick pointed out for them.

>>385107558
They aren't together and she's dating a guy who's "Married" to get extra military benefits.

>>385106391
women are pieces of shit like that, me and my pal were removed without warning of our groups final proyect for college by the time we notice shit was too late, the bitch just took all the work and put a pretty face saying it was hers

>>385107716
Not possible, it's pure RNG once you get in to later levels.

>>385107846
Problem is that "inappropriate" is purely subjective.

>>385107652
but the entire group was like that, we would shit talk others in game and even each other.

>>385107924
you're right. I just thought it wouldn't have been so sudden, or that we couldn't even talk it out. I could have changed if I was told to stop shit talking.

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>>385107846
That's just the headline for the rule.
The description is the part with "overtly sexual".

But again, what is "inappropriate"?
Sure, if they were streaming nude or in their bra/panties, but a top that shows of cleavage isn't necessarily inappropriate... again, we all know they do it to get donations, but that's not the point.

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>>385106296

It's the closest they have to female intimacy, they get that dirty high off of knowing they made a girl happy while avoiding all the complications of trying to get with someone they actually could meet in real life since their egos are too frail to handle anything but that

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>>385106765
Fucking triggered

>>385107926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxMbvB2GoRg

>>385107954
And? She's still trying to pair-bond with him, either as a back-up choice or substitute while her other man is absent.

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>>385107674
Sure, but since they exist it doesn't feel right to condemn every girl who plays vidya.
Streamer chicks with half their tits out, yeah I get what they are doing. Joost playing vidya terribly but having fun and doing something for her fans while being properly dressed, w/e. Then there are the "omg I'm such a nerd!" girls who are usually underage and just trying to find an identity.
Lastly we got the legit women who just enjoy vidya and get shit 24/7 whenever they go play something online because "the majority is bad!".

We played a lot of RDR multiplayer together and she always got sexual comments (in an offensive way, not banter or charmingly) got flak for not carrying her weight on missions despite her playing above average. Sure you can always remove the bad elements and carry on these "get out of my sekret club" guys are relentless. In the end we got a group of friends together and usually played in private which was a lot of fun. But after that she avoids online, sticks to couch co-op and single player, which is kinda sad, isn't it?

>>385108175
Is this where she's just dancing to youtube videos and too stupid to not even get the game

i wish I were a girl :\

>>385107727
I saw a girl on twitch once say she would masterbate with an eggplant if someone donate $500, they did and she did live on stream.

>>385102504
I unironically enjoy her videos. They're very relaxing.

>>385108325
Well, how was the eggplant dressed?

>>385108324
fag

>>385106648
anyone can "kode", but it takes a real big boy to debug

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Anyone know of any cute boy streamers?

>>385108257
I don't even think it's that, I honestly don't know how he does it. He's talking to easily 8 or 9 girls and not involved with any of them. Like, there's something so disarmingly non-threatening about his personality that he just nestles firmly into that friends bracket.

>>385108257
this bait is shit

or you're a legit unironic cuckold

>>385108487
tyler1

>>385108487
>>385108324
die freaks

>>385108324
i agree, i wanna live life on easy mode too

>>385108487
cute brown boy (female)

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>>385108487

>>385108696
pretty savage

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>>385108487
>boy streamer

>>385108696
this is painful to both my eyes and my mind
looks fake though

>>385108696
)))))

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>>385107304
Numales, don't try to comprehend it

>>385107449
You think twitch would ban women for breaking the ToS?

>>385108605
He's trying to work out the """mystery""" of why a woman wants to isolate his friend from the group and pair-bond with him one-on-one. I'm not saying it's moral or right, just that it's not a mystery or unexpected.

>>385108526
He's pair-bonding too with them even if he's not self-aware of what he's doing. The girls are definitely self-aware of what they are doing, it's a hard wired biological instinct.

>>385102504
I saw her in one japanese youtube blogger video.
On audition to some shitty 5 minute role.
Video maybe 5 years old.

No wonder she is streaming now.
Kojima and MGS was just luck and 1 hit wonder.

>>385102504
>>385102628

try horse but hole

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>>385108696
>Times New Roman

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>>385108992
She's just the most obvious offender, the others at least integrate themselves.

tfw too autistic to find myself even a crazy girl

>>385108696
>::::)
Spider confirmed.

>>385105554
You could also get the same experience with those camsites, except this time with actual sexual context. Just buy a bunch of tokens and shower some eastern european camwhore with that shit, she'll love you forever (for that session) and you can get your dick out and stroke it and say lewd shit to her.
Why you would go the extra mile to give money to some 5/10 with a big rack who plays games badly and pretends there's nothing sexual going on (despite things like bending over to write a sub's name on a chalkboard or doing squats for every 10 dollars or so) is beyond me.
Just go to a camsite, watch some dolled up commiebloc girl wreck her pussy with a bunch of toys and speak broken english. It's also probably way more entertaining.

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Post /comfy/ gamergirls

>>385109205
This looks decidedly uncomfy

>>385106765
to be fair, the guy should document the shit he does, anyway the Karlie Kloss code is just dumb shit

>a > b && b < a
>else return 5 because I'm so random yay :D

Jesus fucking christ

>>385109309
good programs speak for themselves

>>385102628
Hey there everyone

>>385104448
>in q
Fake news

>>385109120
Maybe it's the notion that a streamer is more "pure" because she's "not" sexual. The idea that she's this totally "badass" gamer chick who is really good once you get enough mental gymnastics going unlike those impure useless SLUTS on camsites.

Or something, I'm trying to figure it out.

>>385103965
>trannies have more accomplishments in competitive gaming than women. Why is this?

trannies are men

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>>385109309
The original has comments

>>385108487
No way that's a man.

>its another thinly veiled "/v/irgins complains about cute girls playing vidya" thread

Go get laid you faggots.

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>>385102504
holy shit, that was just painful to watch

>>385102504
She's better than me

>>385109479
Retard

>>385109407

I don't think 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1) speak for itself, but either way document a piece of code is always a good practice

>>385109087
Follow your peers' example. Isolate women from your social group, spend time pairbonding with them one-on-one, pick one or more with the best prospects and progress from there.

>>385109460
>what the fuck

everytime

>>385109304
I disagree wholeheartedly, that looks maximum comfy
You could probably swing that keyboard back over to the wall and watch whatever/plug in a controller and play games on the screen while in a comfy-ass chair

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>>385109564
Anon he met them through F-List, I'll be alright.

>>385109536
Not him, but I work as a code slave and my company requires all lines to have a comment. All lines. So we made a batch script to put "executes (code in line)" before every line.

>>385109657
>All lines
>Not just each object, function, class, etc and their interactions (Obviously language dependent)
That's just inefficient documentation though

>>385109607
>chair's arms too wide and mushy for elbow support
>barely any space for the mouse
>cheap keyboard
>cheap monitor, if it's not a tv which is even worse
>no speakers or headphones in sight
It's a good attempt, but no.

>>385102504
>women are retarded
big news, OP, surely worth a thread

>>385109120
Non-explicit flirting has a degree of innocence, whilst explict pornographic/sexual content has a definite dirty and degrading feel. Both are beta-farming but paying to gain sexual gratification without feeling sexually degraded could only come with the first, that's why it exists.

>>385109765
Yo, jews.

>be married
>try to banter with wife
>call her a cunt
>she starts crying
>spend the next hour comforting her
Women can't take shit.

>>385105790
With stream chat holding his hand 24/7. I do love TIHYDP's.

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>>385109205

>>385107304
>What is the end goal here?
ruin another male space by pushing a bunch of annoying cunts into it

>>385106670
i have a laptop with no mouse so i have to use the touchpad with a broken left click. since i can't use the left click i put it on ctrl instead, i got used to it because of doom and quake. thats a controller for sure though, no one can aim with a touchpad so smoothly

>>385103847
>There are no good gamer girls.
This is how I know you're a socially inept autist that doesn't know any girl in real life.
Yes, there real gamer girls, and no, they're not on twitch.
There are no gamer girls on twitch period, there are hardly any gamers at all.
Twitch is just chaturbate lite and an autism/hobo enabling shithole.

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Don't bully the joost

>>385109916
Probs for not using the silenced Makarov against the bandits.

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>tfw if nobody would watch these shitty streamwhores, they wouldn't exist

>>385109838
Guess you gotta work hard to earn that paycheck.

That's also the exact opposite of what my Uni lecturers teach, which is great. Can't wait for two years worth of work to be worthless in an actual job placement

>>385109867
better then

>talk with sister in law
>she calls me a asshole
>call her a bitch
>she cries
>brother consoles her while giving me look
>game night ruined.

women were a mistake.

>This is stpeach's bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfYXWIfEcrM

>>385109824
best description

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>>385109867
I hate how hard I have to control what I say around my girlfriend/sister/mom/any woman. Can never just shoot the shit always have to watch what I say cause one stray retard or fucking faggot and all of a sudden Im an asshole that has no tact.

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>Friend that I play PS4 with let's his girlfriend use his Netflix on her brother's PS4
>Nobody else is online, see his account go online and invite to a party
>His girlfriend joins the party through his account
>She just kind of sits in the party and makes conversation with me while I try to play video games
>Respond like an awkward sperg because I'm a turbo autist and I'm hyperfocused on the game
>she tells her boyfriend that I'm "cute" in the well-meaning retard kind of way
>becomes an inside joke in my group of friends and I'll never hear the end of it until I die

>>385110139
>called my sister a freeloading leech 2 years ago
>still upset about it
>all the while soaking up my dad's money like a sponge
I hate women so fucking much

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>>385110324
>mom's a felon who got sentenced to 15 years
>spends her time getting shitfaced and high
>always bitching about any little shit
>constantly letting the F bombs fly while on her hours long bipolar rants
>I drop one stray god damn
>WOW WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SWEARING IF YOU'RE GONNA SWEAR THEN I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF THIS HOUSEHOLD

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>>385109205
>You will never be this comfy

>>385105931
she did it for the fans

>>385109916
>ColaCao mugs
Hola Pedro.

>>385102504

Man I miss the Joost Threads

>>385109536
>I don't think 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1) speak for itself
It just works
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>>385102504

>DSP does stupid shit in a video game
"Ha! DSP is so bad at games! Fuck, that guy is stupid and bad."

>Any girl does stupid shit in a video game
"HA! All women are the worst and fake and can't be as good as any man!"

People call out individual men on their individual failings. Why must individual women be responsible for ALL women, or have their failings represent anyone other than themselves?

>>385111608
Show me one single female gamer that performs at the top of her class.

>>385105790
You got served bro

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>>385111884
Are there any women into speedrunning?

>>385111884
Remilia from league.
Narcis from speedrunners.

>>385109954
What the fuck is a "male space"? Sounds gay as hell.

>>385111608
Same reason why when blacks steal or murder.

It's typical and a stereotype because it's the common pattern they develop.

Now, people can go out of those bounds. I know plenty of good black people, my best friend is black and he's one of the most intelligent people I know.

There are some girl gamers who are good as well, but the large majority is trashy and you can see it so easily.

>>385104390
>I don't like it so its bad reee
This is why you spend your time on /v/

>>385103847
I know personally 4 who are not only good at video games but also better than my mates.
And all we play is online pvp games along with WoW raiding.
And none of them read "gamer gurl articles", stream on twitch (or even go there for that matter like any normal human being).
Yh andromeda is shit but desu senpai, so were the earlier instalments. it's a fucking dating sim and it always ahs been, i'm sorry your waifu is ugly.
There's countless women who worked on the best most successfull games and in high positions. If you didn't get your intel from 4chan you might have took a second to see what current game developers are doing and what they're working on.
Stay salty
>>385104730
I've probably met 2 people ever who had a healthy dose of compettitive spirit. have you played literally any online pvp game recently? It's about as aids as it can get

>>385102504

That's embarrassing. My gf can beat MM games without trouble.

>>385112317
>There are some girl gamers who are good as well, but the large majority is trashy and you can see it so easily.

But the large majority of guy gamers are also trashy and no one ever seems to recognize this. There are just so many more guys playing games that a minority can be good at games and still seem like "a lot" of people.

A minority of women are also good at games, but their population is so much smaller that the minority seems like a "small" number of people.

It's not really numbers and statistics you're defending, it's feelings.

>>385105164
The smart thing is to leave this meaningless mortal coil, you jacktoothed amphibian.

>>385111608
This
I don't even know why i go to /v/ anymore

>>385112723
I'm pretty sure though that the reason there are so few girl gamers is because they're especially shit at video games.

If I were shit at games I wouldn't want to play them either so I can't blame them.

>>385112723
I'm going to need to see some citation on those numbers else that last sentence applies moreso to you.

>>385111608

Does it surprise you that lonely beta virgins are bitter at women?

>>385112723
The top level of women in competitive gaming would be drastically lower and about the same as casual males.
Look at team siren from league or Australian splatoon.
Even hearthstone and starcraft.

They have one good female named hafu and maybe one for sc.

It's not a more male numbers thing, it's biological.
Men must compete for resources or victories or they die out.
Women don't have to do much besides exist and people toss thousands at them.

It's not a sexist thing but a realistic one.

>>385105164
That's because men actually commit suicide, whereas women have two to four times more attempts.

Men confirmed smarter as they can actually do such an easy act.

Checkmate, atheist.

>>385103901
>fedora revisionism

>Woman famous for her attractiveness and not skill at games is not skillful at games and is attractive.

More news at 11.

I don't know why people bother watching these streams, watching a hot girl play games seems a bit desperate

>>385109657
Top kek, can't believe you fell for the compsci meme

From what I've seen, women that genuinely like games and are good are them don't like drawing attention to themselves and don't brag about being "such a nerd xD". Twitch streamers are obviously attention starved whores who only care about displaying as cleavage as possible because it's easy money.

>>385109867
>Intentionally try to hurt someone's feelings
>It works
Maybe you should understand the point of language and stop acting like a 15 year old shitheads.
>Oh but I didn't mean you're a cunt
Then say something else retard

>>385109564
>Isolate women from your social group
All the women in my social group have boyfriends, that's how they joined the social group in first place.

>>385113068
The world would be a better place if women outnumbered men 70 to 30. It would actually even the playing field and make women become better people since they'd have to compete for the attention of scarce men

>>385113487
Except most of the people on Twitch making all of the money are males. Being an attractive female will help prevent you from being one of the millions of retards with 0 viewers, but it's not really just easy money. There are plenty of hot female streamers who aren't making that much money.

>>385113608

Why? In a world where women vastly outnumber men, it's likely that polygamy would be the norm.

>>385108126
Everytime someone posts a BalloonShop picture, I die a little more on the inside.

>>385113068
Yh if they whore themselves out. Women who accept beta orbiters are just as sad as they are.

>>385113651
Then most woman would not be able to economically rely on a man, which would spur more career advancement and ambition among women.

Also, less crime, drugs, political extremism and violence.

>>385113068
>Women don't have to do much besides exist and people toss thousands at them.
You mean hot young women.

>>385102504
Girls are good at video games. Deal with it.

>>385104279
what? dsp isn't allowed to do anything because he's mentally retarded, he should be in a bubble in the middle of a secluded desert where he can slowly suffocate or die of heat exhaustion

>>385109205
what's this wall mount called?

>>385109394
t. booty blasted nigger
You have to go back. To Reddit.

>>385113934
they only sell them to hospitals because theyre cursed o0o0oo0o0o0

>>385113817
In my country people still prefer to hire men rather than women for most jobs regardless of education or skill.
It's not like they're relying on men economically by choice, i'd bet a vast majority of them would rather rely on themselves than keep asking their husband for an allowence.

>>385114023
>In my country people still prefer to hire men rather than women for most jobs regardless of education or skill.
>women
>skill

>>385112861
Because you're still new.

>>385112175
Both dudes.

>>385113817
>Everything would be better without men!
The fucking delusion

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Would you spank Stef for being bad at video games?

>>385114116
>hurr durr dem stupid womyn amirite lads xD

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>mfw she "voice acts" the FF7 dialogue

>>385114273
That would be hypocritical

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>>385102504
>new neo-/v/ now hates the ultimate cute that is Joosten
sasuga summer

>>385114291
beat it kid

>>385113004
No, those would be the ones emptying their wallets for these camwhores.
Any alpha dad will straight up tell you women are whores. Stop the projecting.

>>385103847
I've never heard a single gamer say mansplaining, anon. Chick gamers take shit online but the only ones I ever hear crying about it have a cadre of white knight faggots on hand, and I don't mean dudes who don't want to deal with pointless bullshit but rather idiots who think they'll get pussy,

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>>385109205

>>385114357
I remember back when MGSV first came out people fucking worshipped Joosten on here and there were daily threads about her.

It got so bad to the point where discussion of her had to be banned and all of the joost obsession people had to go to 8 chan lol.

>>385102504
80% of that webm is her dying because shes too busy looking at herself in the stream most likely she was checking to see if she was pretty. Took a bunch of looks so I'm guessing she's insecure because her vagina is ugly.

>Made thread dedicated to make fun of how a woman plays games.

This is why you're alone.

>>385114824
Fucking women. Literally completely vapid with no thoughts whatsoever beyond AM I PRETTY AND SEXY AND HOT

>>385114013
kek

>>385114824
She was checking the chat, womenhater.

>>385114903
please tell me about your vagina

>>385115043
please tell me about your vagina and how its not blackened taint, suck my dick

>>385114697
*flashes pussy odor towards you

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>>385106765
>if a is bigger than b AND b is smaller than a
come the fuck on

>>385115153
>vomits profoundly

>>385110043
we have faggots itt that are even defending them

I just hope it's an attempt at pissing people off instead of genuinely defending these camwhores

>>385115117
I hope you're just trolling, man. That kind of hatred bottled up inside would turn cancerous eventually.

>>385115308
i rather be cancerous than being a fucking parasite succubus or a ghoul fuccboi

>>385113495
>t. guy who's never had a close friend

>>385114903
>don't make fun of how women play games
>still alone
checkmate atheist

>>385114697
>people pay to get cucked by an average looking whore live

misanthropy is the only logical conclusion

>>385115481
>t. stopped growing as a person at 15

>>385110769
>living with mentally damaged relatives

im sorry anon. im bipolar and I say mean things to my family, too. it hurts all of us. try not to take what she says seriously.

>>385102504
Why is Joosten so fucking cute? Can anyone explain?

>Men
>have to be at least top 1% to get any recognition or viewers on streams (for the most part)

>Females
>Tits
>20k viewers guaranteed

>>385108487
abominable_alien

>>385116478
Men can get just as popular as women the only issue is it's not flashing tits but doing stupid shit on cam.

>>385116715
Yeah, an extremely small minority

>>385116478
Meanwhile all the top streamers are men, Lirik, Dr Disrespect, Summit.

>>385116828
Yet the females still get more money just through donations, shocking.

Truly, we should support all girls who are gamers, they are the oppressed ones here.

>>385107307
>indulging these cretins
>ever
Nothing good has ever come of this

>>385116949
>>385116715
>>385116828
congratulations, youve realized that all streamers are retarded regardless of their gender

stop supporting any of them

>>385103847
You will be lambasted by ass mad white knights for this, but know that you're right.

>>385115153
I like tuna, but I hate dogs
fucking dogs

>>385103847

It's like saying men are good only because create autistic games for autistic people.