Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar

I wounder if steam will price it at $40 like he wanted.

I'm FUCKING ready.

>>385094215
go play wizardry 8 again, it's a million times better than this neanderthal's cave scribbles

>>>385095091
Get out you fucking Sape.

>>385094931

It's not Steam who set the prices on games i think

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In Grimwah, you can ride tortles

IT TOOK 23 YEARS TO MAKE!

Reminder he still hasn't uploaded the files to steam, despite his claim he has.

>>385095429
Valve has the last word on setting the price.

>>385097293
If that's true, why is the release date been set on the store page?

>>385097335
Wanna bet his next delay is because valve won't cooperate on the price?

This game doesn't even interest me but it's fun watching a crazy person string suckers along like this.

>the game has the memes tag, you think valve doesn't know?

>>385094215
My understanding is that 23 years ago he stole code for an unfinished game and has made no real progress on it since then because he was hired as a janitor and doesn't actually know how to make games.

The neanderthal and conspiracy bullshit and his denial of germ theory is just icing on the shit cake, and is probably why he was hired as a janitor in the first place and not as a dev.

The game will never come out because there is no game. It's vaporware.

>>385097504
You know, this excuse seems very plausible.
Or his Australian internet won't let him upload his game, so he will have to send the game on a couple of floppy discs to Valve, which will never reach its destination because of sape tier postal service.

>>385097769
>he was hired as a janitor
I'm not saying I doubt you, but how did you arrive at this conclusion?

>>385097769
>>385097504
whats the story behind the game? all i saw was it had a indiegogo page

so another month then?

>>385098394
I've shaved off all my hair and have covered my face in ash. I kneel by the computer all day keening over a printout of Cleve's smug fat face. I've pissed and shit myself in abject despair and am too broken to clean myself. I can't get up or move anywhere. I can't keep any food or drink down, but I don't want to be conscious, so I've been butt-chugging bottles of gas station wine.

My boyfriend left me because I broke down and told him Grimoire was more important to me than he was. It's ok though. Cleve is a real man. Cleve will love me. I don't care if he has a big neanderthal head or a weird, lumpy body. I want him inside me, pumping away, propping himself up on my face with his hand, and when he cums in me I want us both to shriek "GRIMOIRE: HERALDS OF THE WINGED EXEMPLAR" in unison.

I will conceive a child. I won't name it because Cleve will let me play what he's made after I let him inside me. I will birth the child while I play Grimoire. It will fall out of me and I won't even notice. It will die some hours later, neglected and on the floor. My party should be level 20 at this point.

So don't you ever fucking tell me I don't have a life. Don't you ever tell me I don't have dreams.

>>385098752
Nice pasta

>>385099184
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>385098752
Pretty spaghetti

>>385097335
He even addressed this already. He said he'd sell his game elsewhere should Valve not co-operate.

>>385097769
Wait, he denies germ theory?

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HERE WE COME!

>>385100161
>Valve does something that makes him pull the game out of rage
>spends a year trying to remove the steamworks API because he's the world's slowest programmer

>>385100161
I'm not surprised.
Wonder if we'll ever see it get discounted.

>>385100260
>This sape

Body hurts and sick belly come from displeasing the mountain god Rubtugg Suksukk you fucking crow eating berry-picker.

>>385100260
He's been swimming in his sceptic tank for more than two decades and all it did is strengthen his neanderthal body.

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GET FUCKING HYPED LADS!

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>>385098394

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJ_DeT-c3M

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Soon Cleve soon

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Will Grimoire be a philosphical game?

>>385100420
He talked about this as well.

His sentiment was NO DISCOUNTS EVER

>>385102094
>misspelling Nietzsche
Kill him.

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>>385100420
There will be a promo discount on release, but no other discounts ever, never, period, read my lips, mark my words, never, for real.

Here's people trashing Cleve all the way back in 1999.
https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topic/comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg/Um-SbU7mhNw

>>Cleve Blakemore has finally come out of the closet and revealed himself as the Aryan Nation poster boy I always suspected he was.Potential purchasers of Grimoire take note and read this post"

>>Potential purcahsers of grimoire
>>1999

Oh if only they knew...

>>385102436
That's okay, I'm just gonna pirate it anyway.

>>385102517
No you don't. The game has anti-piracy system which will erase your disks if it finds it's pirated. Do you think Cleve is stupid?

>>385102436
>a whole $4 off
Thanks Cleve!

>OLD SKOOL
>ITZ HAPPENING
Will anyone tell Cleve that the early 2000s are over?

>>385102436
Never. NEVER any discounts. You think I'm fucking stupid? You think this is some sort of joke? NO DISCOUNTS. PERIOD.

>>385102904
What about the ultimate discount?

>>385102659
>Do you think Cleve is stupid?
Yes.

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Every single negative review on the store page will have this tag. I guarantee it.

>>385102949
FUCKING

>>385102436
>discounts never ever
He doesn't know about the five finger discount I see.

>>385102984
>every single negative
He'll respond to the positive ones as well after he scans them for criticism

>>385102501
>Aryan Nation poster boy

Nice.

Fuck Sapiens and their lower primate fetish.

>>385102984
>buy game
>write bad review
>refund game
>receive personalized essay-long reply form Cleve
>take screenshot
>print screenshot
>put printed screenshot in frame
Best $0 ever spent.

I wonder what his next excuse will be?

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>>385094215
>23 odd years in the making
ehh uh what now?

>>385103116
see
>>385100161
I think this is also the reason why Cleve didn't submit his game yet.

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>>385103151
Welcome to Grimoire friend

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>>385104069
jesus christ what took them so long?

>>385104109
Oh you sweet child. You do not know the true tale of Grimoire.
Here's a secret I'll share with you.
There will never be a game.

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>>385104109
>them
Him

Quick rundown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

>>385098394
A literal faggot from /v/ was once a gamedev for some sort of CRPG back in the days before /v/ even existed, and now he is spouting all the memes he can find to hype his faggot game that seems uninteresting. People find that funny.

>>385104431
*heavy breathing*
Does he really think people will buy this for 40 bucks? I'd MUCH rather play Etrian Odyssey for then trillionth time than play this nostalgia induced game

What would take for Cleve to come and post in these threads?

>>385104694
> Etrian Odyssey

Etrian Odyssey looks like shit made with RPG Maker.
And at least Cleve isn't a crying bitch like the EO guy.

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>you do know people can pirate it
>banned

> Robert Sirotek bow to Cleve M. Blackemore.
> In contact with ancient gods.
> Rumored to be a scientifically proven living fossil.
> Direct descendant of the last Neanderthal.
> He said to have 185+ IQ
> He learned C / C ++ in under a month.
> Control RPGCodex with an iron fist.
> He created and published 212+ games for Commodore64
> Own bunkers all over the world.
> He's the creator of Grimoire, the mythical holy grail of RPGs.
> Cleve will guide the players into a new age of gaming.

>>385104694
There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money. Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was. I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape. I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance. I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

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>>385104930
Well yeah.

>>385104930
>break rules
>get banned
REEEEE FUCKING CLEVE

>>385105718
>>385106149
>implying i'm butthurt
it's just kek to be banned for baiting

>>385103080
>Leave bad review stating "Bad wiz8 ripoff"
>Watch cleve explode in autistic rage

>>385106803
Normie forums aren't 4chan. You can get banned for trolling.

>>385104930
>>385105718
>>385106149
>>385106803
ive been banned from all of derek smart's game hubs just for posting "soda machine"

>>385107501
Most people on 4chan are normies. 4chan isn't a secret club.

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>>385105615
Is this some copy pasta?

>>385102501
>Btw Jagged Alliance 2 features Cleve too. (Cleve Barkmore). He offers a job
to invade Canada.

http://jaggedalliance.wikia.com/wiki/Calvin_Barkmore

Fucking lol

>>385097426
It was set last month too

>>385097769
hey, Baxander

>>385108375
>The most abrasive of the headminers, his off-putting personality won't go unnoticed by your mercenaries, who will happily comment on it once they finish their first conversation with him.

>>385108090
Yes, straight from cleve's mouth.

>>385107823
even desktop commander?

so what's going to be his excuse when he inevitably misses this date too?

>>385109069
There's 2.7 femto-issues he needs to fix. Expected eta: 2 years.

>>385108845
I can only imagine what it must have been like to work with Cleve

>>385109253
>work

>>385097215

GRIMOIREHOOD

>>385109329
Wasn't he in the same company which later made JA2?

>>385109427
Yes, but he didn't do any work. Just leeched money until they went bankrupt.

>>385108375
>>385108845
> he's known for telling stories about the time a car hit him and he didn't even notice it but the car was crushed or the time he threw a buffalo into the air and then ate it in one bite when it came down.
From the comment section.

He reminds me of someone I went to school with, who once told the assembled class that he went skiing with rocket ski and how he flew over all the other skiers who then stood with mouths agape, congratulating him afterwards on how awesome he was.

someone gift me this game, it's right up my alley
http://steamcommunity.com/id/koopr/

>>385110464
fuck off

>>385103023
What is the five finger discount.

>>385111190
old slang for stealing

>>385111378
Ah

>>385109503
Cleve was the crackerjack programmer they hired to save the project. It was even beyond his abilities.

>>385109427
Same company that made Wizardry, Jagged Alliance, and Realms of Arkania. Only an underageb& wouldn't be familiar with their history.

>>385112541
They just published RoA, that was developed by Attic.

>>385112541
I play video games for 26 years now and I never gave a shit about the developers or history behind the games.

>>385097335
No they don't. Developers even have to agree for their game to go on sale.

Okay someone please tell me how many of you actually think this shit will come out and how many are just memeing? It's gotten too hard to tell.

>>385100076
To make it rhyme, do you pronounce it as Prehtty Spaghetti or Pritty Spaghitti?

>>385112849
Possibly, Duke Nukem Forever came out didn't it?
Since he claims he supposedly 'finished' it, I'd say it's likely.

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>>385097335
No they don't, that would require Valve to actually do something. I can't believe there are still Steam fanboys who think Valve cares enough to deal with the store in any way. They don't. Gabe's too busy rubbing $100 bills on his nipples to notice any of the shit that's going on.

>>385114248
Well, he's not wrong. They technically do have the final say in prices and such. But I don't believe they've exercised that right once in the platform's history.

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Does this guy have autism

>>385115083
No, he's a neanderthal.

>>385115083
Well, if I was creating an old school blobber I also wouldn't like it to be associated with "Shower with your Dad".

>>385113607
The former. Who the hell pronounces spaghetti as "spaghitti"?

>>385115083
Those games have a higher production value than Grimoire though.

>>385115381
Who the hell pronounces Pretty as Prehtty?

Do you get a free copy by shilling this game? I'm legit interested in the game and would do the shilling. My CV's high points are over a decade of 4chins experience and a dynamic IP for easy ban circumvention. Reach out me dude if you want me to shill your game. I don't take roupees but a free copy of Grimoire
[email protected]

>>385116159
sent ;)

Cleve is a renaissance man. Would love to visit his bunker.

http://s7.photobucket.com/user/Texas_Arcane/library/?sort=3&page=1

>>385116426
what a fucking nutjob. if charging people for his 40$ version of The Quest (http://store.steampowered.com/app/428880/The_Quest/ https://itunes.apple.com/de/app/the-quest-hd/id1135197236 https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=hu.redshift.thequest) wasn't enough proof already

>>385116570
That game is so ugly that it actually makes me feel a little sick.

>>385116854
It's as ugly as yours mate, thing is, they don't charge the same exorbitant price as you

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>>385116854
You have not even begun to go down the rabbit hole of shockingly ugly """"old school"""" games on Steam