Is Splatoon 2 unironically a good game? Should I buy it?

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>>385090836
Ye.

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Yes

>>385090836
Sorry, it's only fun ironically.

>>385090836
You're thinking with your dick aren't you?

still yes though

>>385090836
Holy shit that pouty face she makes is so fucking cute, I WANNA FUCK THAT OCTOPI.

not op but also wondering if this game is worth the price tag.

>>385096126
If you haven't played Splatoon 1 yes
If you did however, I could see the $60 being debatable

I haven't played Sploon1 so I would say it's worth it despite some issues because Nintendo and Online yknow

>unironically
this is now the new literally
you have absolutely no reason to put unironically in that question

>>385090836
Ya

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>>385090836
why are you asking to buy this game?
if you have a switch you got it for 3 games
zelda, mario, and spla2n

>>385090836
its kinda weird to think that nintendo is going to charge for splatoon 2 netplay eventually.
i wonder how bad its going to hurt the community?

anywho the game is good but doesn't add enough new content. think splatoon 1 with a new campaign and a couple of new multiplayer weapons, specials and hair styles.

>>385090836
it's basically improved Splatoon 1. If you haven't played original Splatoon then $60 price tag is well worth for what you're getting, if you did then $60 may be a bit much for just a lot of minor and few major improvements.
But I still would say that it is worth it, just for Salmon Run. Shame that the gamemode is timed and not always available.

New splat player here. Does progression in singleplayer campaign affect multiplayer at all?

>>385099128
You can unlock replica hero weapons and find tickets, but not really.

>>385099194
So, just for cosmetics?

>>385090836
Yes.
But if you played 1, you have to know, the stuff Nintendo was supposed to fix are still the same (not being able to switch weapon comps, reconnecting to games, and so on).

>>385099273
Tickets can be exchanged for food that gives you boosts to EXP / stats.

>>385099410
Ok, thanks

>>385090836
i really really want to fuck that squid

>>385099771
>squid

That's an octopus, anon.

>>385090836
No. Splatoon is complete trash.

>>385099898
*Octopuss

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Whats the difference between 1 and 2

>>385099297
I'm worried I might become a meleefag about Splatoon 1. I hate almost every single change they've made to this game and the things they should've fixed like the shit you mentioned isn't even being addressed. Still enjoying it though.

>>385090836
Did you buy Splat 1, if yes, then do you want more, if yes then get it.

If you haven't bought Splat 1, then do you like shootan games and platformers, if yes then get it.

>>385101075
weapons, maps, story, new modes, new customization
basically most of it is different except for the core gameplay which is "shoot shit get payed buy clothes"

>>385090836
>front tentacle clipping with no care in the world
Jesus christ

how is a game ironically good

>>385090836
It's pretty good, enjoyed the first but this seems much more polished

>>385103809
How can shitposting be ironic?

>>385103809
when something is so bad it's good it's ironically good

>>385090836
It's unironically okay.
I'd say wait for the price to go down a bit but I don't know if that matters to you or not.

Remember that time everyone was hyping ARMS as THE NEXT BIG THING that would never get old and would provide you with limitless entertainment?

Me too! Get Splatoon 2 today!

>>385103809
Take for instance, MGR. A game that fails at being good or interesting at every turn but features enough cheesy shit and emotional manipulation to make fans go "bro just turn your brain off, enjoy the edginess and the HYPE moments bro!"

If you bought a Switch then you should buy it, what else are you gonna play???

It's a really well made and polished game, but there's a few frustrating parts like how you can't back out of a lobby, you can't change weapons between games easily and the whole voice chat system is badly designed.

That said, the gameplay, the art style, the matchmaking, salmon run and the single player are all awesome additions.
I bought a Switch for it (I have Zelda on Wii U) and it was easily worth the money. I'd do it again, 0 regrets

Yes you should buy it

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>>385092342
i hate this crossover
>>385095061
>>385099771
don't touch the pure otco

>>385105076
>you can only play one game at a time

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>>385101075
1 is hosted by good characters. 2 is hosted by bad characters

If you like the first splatoon, you'll like the second.

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>>385090836
Not nearly as much waifu shit(which makes or breaks a game in /v/-autismal land, apparently) as overwatch. Overhyped and overrated piece of shit for the NO-GAMES-TENDO switch-back-to-a-superior-console-like-xboxone

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>>385101365
I'm on the same boat as you. I'm not enjoying it as much as I have with the first one, especially since they either removed or replaced the special weapons.
I mained the E-Liter 3k scope and seeing as how there is no Echolocator anymore, I feel like I'll have difficulty adjusting.
I had lots of hype for this game too, but I'm finding myself preferring the original and playing Puyo Tetris instead.

Anybody find the lore lackluster this time around?

Half the time the sunken scrolls were ads for shops and none of them even explained how Pearl and Marina met

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>>385105129

>>385090836
I already traded it in. People told me it was a good game but its really just an average game with a Nintendo bonus

>>385090836
I'm afraid it's only ironically good.

>>385107629
It is ironically good. Aka you'll drop it in a week or two

>>385107606
I felt the same thing when I borrowed one from a friend. Neat gameplay, but it's not complex enough to be appreciated.I played a few matches of this before being bored.

>>385107259
The new specials really soured me. I built a melee 'tank' that used Octobrush with a Kraken special and a ton of +HP upgrades on my gear. Both +HP and Kraken have been removed entirely. Shit sucks.

>>385090836
its a decent port

>>385107441
At the very least they explained why Marina's even there, being an Octoling and all. But yeah, the lore this time around was more or less telling you of current events.

>>385109262
Defense up and attack up were both bad ideas, it's a good thing that they're gone.

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>>385106159
No

It'a just Splatoon 1 with 5 new maps

>>385111408
THANK GOD
it's such a relieve that Nintendo went with "Splatoon 1 with more", rather than "Splatoon 2 but with a completely new gimmick"
time to look for a Switch

>>385090836
I want to fuck that Octopus.

>>385098692
It wouldn't matter. Paid online didn't kill off the other console, and since they are promising constant free update for a year and Splatfest for 2 years for Splatoon 2, the community is going to remain healthy.

>>385090836
I feel like its the laziest non-Mario related sequel Nintendo has put out in a while. Still a great game, even if you had Splatoon 1, but if you're burnt out from playing a lot of Splatoon 1 you might not get much mileage out of this.
By normal standards I'd say its a great sequel but when I think of Nintendo sequels that usually add a ton to soup up the game like Smash Bros, Mario Karts, Zeldas, etc. It kind of falls short.
The core gameplay is almost the exact same, it just has new weapons, maps, graphics, music, campaign, fixes local multiplayer, and adds salmon run. They havent even added any new ranked modes yet.

>>385098692
Nintendo games seem to always have long lasting online communities and I'm also scared that paid only will hurt that. Albeit it will be really cheap but still. I bet if they never killed the official DS and Wii servers you could still find full lobbies for games like Mario Kart DS and Wii CoD games

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>>385106586

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<Final boss spoilers

>>385112091
I'm afraid you have autism.

>>385105076
Only a select few was saying that. Everyone else had long pegged ARMS as the game to bridge the time between Zelda and Splatoon 2's releases. ARMS is a remarkable decent game, but it feels more like a tech demo for the motion controls, showing developers how to utilize it if they ever want to makes such games.

>>385112091
Yup. You're autistic.

>>385109554
Makes sense. Splatoon 1 tells of the past while Splatoon 2 focuses on current events. It's give a nice long prespective on Inklings and their history/society as a whole.

>>385090836
Why is she red.

>>385090836
>clipping
D R O P P E D

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>>385112091
I never understood this, it's beyond fucking retarded, is the "test" that you actually try to solve it?

>>385112220
>>385112292
What did they mean by this.

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>>385106586
Do I have autism?

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>>385106586
I cannot figure this fucking shit out. How the fuck do I do this?

>>385112717
Fire is going to the left house twice

>>385105067
Have fun waiting.

Nintendo prices hardly ever go down.

>>385112126
CG and LE are the best, as always.

>>385112862
Doesn't say you can't do that. No lines are crossing.

>>385106586
You fold the paper and use the back of it to draw the last non-intersecting line.

>>385112717
>Fucking house 1 getting all the gas

>>385112950
>Supply all 3 houses...
?

>>385112998
the steinbergs live there

>>385112859

see >>385112091

>>385090836
Not even remotely

Its Dead or Alive for Nintenbros

>>385112080
Heck, man. There's still a large Mario Kart Wii online community. They just made their own servers.

>>385112597
yup, look at those brainlets failing at some kindergarden shit
>>385112717
>>385112859

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>>385106586
I win.

>>385112597
these tests arent about solving theyre about giving kids something that they wont be able to reach a proper conclusion about when following the rules and then gauging the reaction when they come to the conclusion that its impossible
autistic kids will have a full on meltdown when you point out hat they didnt follow the rules and/or reality fails to bend to their autismo logic

>>385101365
The weaker specials and less sniper-dominant maps are huge pluses for me. Removing echolocator hurts though.

>84 meta score
>79 without the nintendo bonus
you tell me?

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>>385112597
Factorio is my jam, considered editing in some pipe to ground but went with the lazy option.

>>385112862
>>385112998

I really didn't notice, well, guess I'm GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4

So...is Lil Judd a clone?

>>385113396
but how do you shower?

Do they ever explain why Marina is the only 'good' octoling?

>>385114005
carefully

>>385109624
Fuck you for telling me how I should enjoy the game! <- See? I'm becoming a meleefag :(

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>>385113706

>>385090836
Not at all. It actually is a great game.

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>Shifts worke: 71
I-I might have a problem.

>>385114052
Octarians are manipulated via Octavio's music and when the Squid Sisters played their music it broke a few Octarians out of their spells

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>>385106586
Solved it.
By Flooding the first house, water can be passed to the other two houses via the chimneys. House 1 suffers for the other 2.
By setting heating panels as roof tiles, each roof heats one another up. House 3 pays more for heating
Everyone gets equal electricity.

The octolings splat cry makes my dick rock hard.

How the fuck do people paint all the turf in the world with ink to spare in 2 seconds with the octobrush?

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>>385111334

>>385090836
no, its an uncomplex arcade shooter. The only reason anyone plays it is because of the waifus and the fact its the only game on the switch.

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>Post yfw Endolphin Surge is the best song

>>385116784
>Arcade shooter
Stop smoking, Jimmo

being stuck in C rank with all the tards that can't into teamwork is true suffering.

>>385090836
It and Titanfall 2 are the only shooters to have held my attention in years. I think it's something about mastering the advanced movement being key.

>>385116784
>only game on the switch.
Puyo Tetris begs to differ

>Play ranked matches
>win a fair amount of times, pretty good teammates
>All of the sudden they pair me with the most retarded people on earth
>Lose 10 matches in a row
>my progress gets knocked back
>Lose even more
>It switches gamemodes so i cant do it again
i fucking hate nintendo i hope whatever fucking nigger that's so shitty at this game that they cant even begin to capture the point drops their nintendo switch. They must be playing in portable mode or something holy fucking shit how can people be so bad at a videogame

woomy

>>385113409
This sounds like something an autist would say.

Alright anons what's your highest Salmon Run rank?
Professional 150

>>385116784
>arcade shooter
But that's the best genre.

Name some modern shooters you think are better.

>>385095023
>getting aroused by squid creatures who look like children
wew

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>>385117842
>not getting aroused by those hips

>>385117923
>"Why AM i using a bucket?"

Nintendo's answer for online shooters. However they just had to market it for basement dwellers.

"it's fun!" miyamotosenpai1976 said, looking through the used tissues in his bedroom to find a clean one to wipe the grease and sweat off his controller. "The designs are f-fun, we don't want another call of duty or real online. There's too many annoying kids." he mumbles disappointed, clenching the cleanest of the dried crumbled used tissues. "Plus my favourite character, she's an octoling and she's very pretty. I just kinda wish there was girls like her, h-ha ha".

>>385117923
thats just wrong man. she's got the body of a 3 year old

>>385118092
More like 9.

Splatoon for PC for when?

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>>385118092

>>385118278
Give it 10 years when they get the Wii U emulator in a mostly workable state and figure out the netplay.

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>You cant play online matches using your phone's hotspot

Am i the only one?

>>385118092
Onso is a notorious pedofag. Ignore him or call him a nigger.

>>385118092
She 3 I'm 3

>>385117923
>Yep, it's a bucket.

>>385090836
It's funny that normies don't have to pretend they're not lusting after a video game character as long as she's black.
Say you are obsessed with pearl and see what happens.

>>385118537
I like pearl, she seems funny

Nintendo actively advocate pedophilia? Or is it just it's fanbase?

>>385118650
Its part of their marketing strategy

>>385090836
Absolutely worth it, at least if you never got Splatoon 1.
I never really enjoyed horde mode in online shooters but holy shit, why is salmon run so much fun? So much variety to the waves and so many tense moments.
I've never played Splatoon 1 but right now I am overwhelmed by the amount of modes, because for the first time in a game like this I want to play them all.

>>385113396
But you still haven't got gas/heat...

>>385099273
Technically no right now because I don't think they've added in another way to get the umbrella yet, but they will.

>>385101075
New story mode, balance changes, whole me co-op mode, new gear/weapons/maps, and a bunch of QoL changes.

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r8 my squid

>>385119309
punk/10

>>385118278
>inb4 Blizzard teams up with Ninty for an "Overwatch vs Talon" splatfest with Marina siding with Talon since she's an octoling and she was announced alongside Doomfist, Talon's co-leader
>Overwatch then gets a 4v4 turf war brawl and Inkling!Tracer and Octo!Sombra skins

>tfw this will never happen

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>>385105129

You couldn't possibly be more of a fucking contrarian, Anon from 4 hours ago.

Coincidentally, are you this guy?

>>385118917
I think it's the fact that Salmon Run is a combination of a wave mode and a boss rush. You're constantly on your toes and having to adapt to the new threats as they appear, since they'll kick your shit in amazingly quickly if you're not on top of things. It's not just 'kill a lot of things and live', it's juggling the various bosses and prioritizing them while also gathering up the eggs they drop.

>>385118537
>When you unironically like Pearl, but only think of her as cute and like her color scheme and outfit she's got along with her personality and rapping shenanigans

I like Marina too, just not as much as Pearl and definitely not as much as her fanbase that wants to ink the fuck out of her.

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>>385098692
As much as it does suck, it's only $20/year.

I think most people would be fine with putting off 4 trips to McDonalds a year to play Splatoon 2.

Nintendo really needs to fix their app bullshit though.

Are regular battles just turf wars? Are they gonna add other modes to it

>>385118410
Good.

>>385119534
Yeah, I guess that's it. There's a lot of different targets and many have different priority depending on their positioning or weaponry.
Whenever there are snipers or missile launchers far away or the griller wave comes in it is a fun time.

>>385101075
New weapons, new maps, new gameplay mode.

Basically what you would expect for a sequel to a shooter. You can't really do much with shooters when it comes to sequels. If you do too much, then people will start crying about how the game isn't the same as the previous game. If you do too little, then people will cry that it's not different enough.

You also have to keep in mind that a shit ton of people missed out on the first game because it was on the Wii U. Making Splatoon 2 a typical sort of shooter sequel (new things but keep the core the exact same) was probably their best choice.

>>385119649
>$20/year
Just like 4chan pass then.

>>385098692
You forgot the new mode salmon run which is a damn lot of fun.

>>385119309
douche/10

>>385105076
It's different in this case though.

ARMS was completely new, so people were excited for it. It's a fun game, but it also has the issue of being released a month before Splatoon 2.

Splatoon (the original) had a massive following for the Wii U that was very alive and well up until Splatoon 2 got announced. It was easily Nintendo's biggest game on the Wii U, and one of their most loved franchises in recent years.

Splatoon 2 is going to stick around for a long time. I'm sure Mario Odyssey will probably cut into its playerbase for a month or so after it comes out, but as soon as they're done playing that, they'll probably go straight back to Splatoon 2.

>>385118650
>Japan actively advocate pedophilia?

Are you new?

>>385090836
>Is Splatoon 2 unironically a good game?
Literally the best shooter in years. Also the only shooter with good matchmaking

>>385119454
Nintendo wants nothing to do with your garbage, Activision shill. Kindly fuck off to your designated /vg/ containment threads.

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>>385116954
>Not Don't Slip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVW2sNinVHE

Just listen to those changes in time signatures.

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>>385116775

>>385119649
>it's only $20/year.
I am going to be furious if people complain about that. That's literally nothing, fucking brazile players could pay for that

>>385119454
>tfw this will never happen
Thank god.

>>385120406
The fact of the matter is that it costs any amount of money at all when the online is no better than what is available on the Wii U.

>>385120406
People will complain because they're being charged for online in general.

You have to remember most of /v/ these days are PC gamers, and paying for online isn't a thing on PC.

I'm really only willing to give Nintendo a small pass on it because it's so relatively cheap. If it was the $50/year that PSGold and XBL were going for, I'd be furious.

>>385112080
To be fair, I rather they play it safe, then experiment and turn away everyone.

>>385101075
Nice b8

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>>385119309
Pretty close to mine/10

>>385090836

yes

THREADLY REMINDER TO GET YOUR FREE TICKETS FROM OCTO CANYON BEFORE NINTENDO PATCHES THE EXPLOIT OUT!

>warp to level 6 in area 2 and search nearby for EXP Ticket
>warp to level 27 in area 5 and search nearby for Cash Ticket
>exit to Inkopolis, respawns, rinse repeat
>need an exact location? google is your friend

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>>385090836
Salmon Run is likely the best "horde" like mode in a console game.

Probably because it isn't about hiding in cover and the variables change significantly from wave to wave.

Charge shots should be fucking removed from it though.

>>385090836
im buying it even tho i hate the duo and the new specials with a burning passion, why did they have to fuck up the game this bad. but yeah, splatoon is pretty fun so why not.

Can we talk about how much of a letdown the final boss was?

>Just an easier rehashed DJ Octavio
>Music remixes were shit
>Callie doesn't even do anything
>Nothing of note happens after the final fight, just Off the Hook being boring as usual


At least the credits song was nice. I just really want the Squid Sisters back dammit.

>>385121617
Where the fuck even is Callie after the fight?[\spoiler]

>>385121589
I actually like the newer specials, with the Stingray being the only exception.

Every other special just feels like a rebalanced version of an older special, which is great. I'd rather specials focus more on disruption and turf control than splatting (like they were in the first game). They have so much more utility now.

>>385090836
It's the only shooting game I like. The games are intense and I like all the different modes. The single player is pretty good. I'd say it's a 9/10.

>>385121680
Go fight Octavio again. Other than that, she's nowhere in the world unless you have amiibo and force her to take a pic with you.

What is their language?

>>385117370
Portable mode isn't even a bad control method, I've played exclusively in portable mode and jumped from C- to B- in rainmaker.

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>>385121680
On Octavio's dick.

>>385121854
Squinglish

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>>385120437
>>385120354

>See Off the Hook
>Letdown at first, but slowly start to warm up to them during the Splatfest demo
>Get actual game
>They just repeat Squid Sister lines from the first game
>Marina is almost a copy of Marie, except actually a bit more cruel

I would blame localization, but I've actually heard she's not much different in the JP version either.

Off the Hook really just feels like a last second thing. Like "players want us to have Splatfests, BUT SHIT, we don't have the Squid Sisters to host them this time. Quick, let's make a replacement!"

>>385121903
>That Jojo pose
>That thong

Suddenly, Callie is the best sister

>>385119309
No style

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>>385122140
Marina's a calliefag.

>>385120670
>>385120502
no one seems to realize that online games are expensive as fucking hell. Nintendo asking the millions of players for $20 a year means they don't have to worry about infrastructure costs and can possibly even design games in the future with better online aspects.

I mean picture playing animal crossing that's stored on a server and being able to have possibly dozens of friends in a large town

>>385121927
Inklish.

The Octarians is Octonese.

>>385122268
Then why does she dole out the snark like Marie?

>>385122292
Shame every Switch game uses peer to peer connections.
>animal crossing you can't play once the servers are shut off
>and you have to pay for it
Nah.

>>385122332
>Marina became a squidaboo after Agent 3 fought Octavio
Post that Sunken Scroll

>>385122482
>Shame every Switch game uses peer to peer connections.
it's almost like they had to do this before because they couldn't afford servers

>>385090836
It's like Call of Duty but not shit

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why do inklings look like ugly asian kids

>>385122443
Because Pearl is a braggart and not even nearly as good as she claims

>>385122643
Because they're made from asians?

>>385122556
Do you think they will retroactively patch their games to support dedicated servers?

>>385121903
I wonder if that's a temporary or permanent tattoo.

>>385122683
Fuck no, that net code rewrite would be an insane bitch. They should have done this with the launch of the Switch, unless they already planned and wrote the code already.

>>385122643
Because most Asians are actually ugly as fuck?

Seriously, just look up pictures of most Japanese schoolgirls. They look nothing like how they do in anime, and they sure as hell don't look like idols. They just look average and have bad teeth.

Really, the only cute normal Asians I know of are the ones that live in America.

>>385122140
>but I've actually heard she's not much different in the JP version either.
Where did you hear that?
She is literally a different character in the JP version.

>t. JP version player

>>385122765
Then they shouldn't charge for games that are still running on peer to peer connections.

>>385112597
The point is to time how long it takes to give up. Autists will spend much longer trying to figure it out before concluding it is impossible.
Unless they're actually smart, in which they can prove it's impossible quickly.

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>>385120374

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>roller
>slosher
>charger
>sploosh
w h y

>>385122906
>>385121954

>>385090836
yes but all the matches are incredibly one sided

>>385122864
JP player here as well.

Outside of some cutesy moments, she's not too far off from her EN translations.

You might not have seen as much dialog as I have. Mostly because they decided to cut back the dialog to only appear for the last stage in a rotation instead of all stages.

>>385122864
How so?

>>385121903
>a sliced tentacle
why this bitch wearing sashimi on her head if she a squid

>>385122140
You heard wrong. In Japan Pearl is Pearl and Marina is Marina. In English Pearl is Pearl and Marina is BadMarie.

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>Wave 1
>Get charger
>Everything goes smoother than a loli's ass
>Wave 2
>THREE Steelheads at the basket
>Charger is off shooting at a Maws
How the fuck does someone make it to Profreshional playing like that?

>>385123025
That always happens when a game is new.

>New players who don't know what the fuck to do
>Being squared off against experienced players who have strats out the ass

It'll never go well.

Just wait a month or so. The community should balance itself out as everyone learns the ropes.

I'm starting to git gud with the N Zap 85. What are some other similar weapons that I should try out?

Do you only get set weapons during Salmon Run?

>>385122925
we are NOT talking about Callie

>>385122882
Good thing it's free until that happens.

I'm starving for Switch games /v/. I've only had BotW since launch, I was not that impressed with Pokken or MK8 on WiiU to buy them twice.

Is Splatoon 2 a good buy? I only got to play like two matches from the Testfire and Splatfest. I don't care about voice chat and just want to play casually.

>>385123250
And then it won't be for the rest of the game's life.

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Was getting inked part of your plan?

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>Pay cut
Why wont anyone grab some damn eggs!?

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>>385123576
>Two downed squids literally ontop of the alive guy and he doesn't ress us.

>>385123414
If you like third person or arena shooters, it's a must buy in my opinion.

>>385123414
YES

There have always been 3 main reasons to get a Switch since it was fully revealed.

>BotW (if you didn't have a Wii U or were too lazy to emulate it)
>Splat 2
>Mario Odyssey

Everything else is basically a non-factor. MK8D and ARMS were essentially just time wasters until Splat 2 came out.

>>385123852
That's not how you spell Xeno 2

Do you pick your splatfest based on the choices or the side best girl is on? i've always been curious about that since alot of people say choices while i have a sinking feeling its based on the squid.

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>>385123576
>Playing with friends in Discord
>Sniper is giving us hell from the other side of the map
>Go off to take care of him
>Say that I could use some help getting all the eggs back
>Even though they aren't busy, they never come to help
>Little bitch Salmonid runs off with two eggs
>Those two eggs caused us to miss the quota for the wave

I could make 100lbs of salted squid with how much salt I had that time.

>>385124065
If I don't feel too strongly about the subject, I go with the girl I like more.

You know, Pearl is growing on me. If you look at her in a certain light, she's not that bad.

>>385123921
People care about Xenoblade? I thought it was just meme material.

>>385119959
>Only 12 hours every other day.
>8 AM to 8 PM.
>Don't get off work till 6 and it takes me about an hour to drive home.
ITS NOT FAIR.

>>385124178
She's only growing on me because Marina's snark towards her is more cruel than funny.

>Always makes fun of her height
>Even makes fun of her singing abilities

Marina is a fucking bully.

>>385118092
Nigga, what kind of 3 year old has them curves?

any good marina doujins?

>>385124209
Xenoblade is considered by many to be the best RPG of the 7th generation. It's a really amazing game. Don't get fooled by people who only spout memes.

>>385118410
Are you AT&T? They flat out can't do it.

The issue seems to be supporting (or not) the proper NAT type.

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>>385122225
Better, but Marie is forever best.

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>String of good games ruined by name fags and black inklings

>>385124227
I'm hoping Nintendo is just doing this temporarily to gauge interest as they might be afraid there won't be as much traffic in that mode if it was always available.
Considering how fun it is and, imo, if it was fleshed out enough it could be a whole new game, they might just make it available all the time soon. Maybe even after a new update or two.

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>>385119303
>not liking Pearl

>>385123852
>>385123798
Thank you. I'll pick this up. I'm waiting for Odyssey as well. Praise be to Iwata that it's releasing sooner than expected.

>>385124329
>The vile evil octoling is mean
Who would of thunk

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>>385090836
What d'yall think of my squid?

>>385097813
The online is actually pretty good. I haven't yet been dropped from a match and most matches start in under a minute. The only other online shooter I have played recently is Battlefield 1, and Splatoon has faster matchmaking.

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>>385124329
>>385124553
Look at this face, is this the face of evil?

>>385090836
>this is how a strong black woman who don't need no man behaves
>NoA actually thinks this
>they actually think the jackass translations are fine

>>385124615
Lose green shoes, put on flip flops.

I wanna splat on Inkling feet.

>>385119964
shut the fuck up

>>385124703
The fact that it isn't just makes her come off as two-faced.

>>385124329
>Even makes fun of her singing abilities
Just before Marina is "mean" fivehead acts like a narcissistic cunt.
>Why do I like this stage? Because me, me, ME.
I think Pearl's fivehead is filled with her ego.

Splatoon is only fun for people that don't have real shooters to play.

Still a dead console.

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I WANT TO FUCK A SPLATOON

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>>385092342
>Combining two best girls into one

>>385124329
For me its not cruel nor funny, its just annoying. If she only did it once in a while it would be funny but its like she has to try so hard to say something mean everytime. The "tears of your teammates" comment was one of the worst.

>>385125004
>ego
She's completely innocent and she barely ever looks down on others. She is an autistic happy child. If anything Marina is the one filled with ego which keeps looking down on her and on "scrubs".

>>385122292
They are asking for 20 bucks because they can not because it means they can focus on something else or make online better you delusional fuck.

>>385125275
Not only that, but that line was also in the first Splatoon in some sense.

They re-used a lot of the Squid Sisters lines from the first game for Off the Hook in the second game, and it's disappointing as fuck.

>>385125463
Yeah, ego. She's always talking about herself and what she does if she isn't tossing insults. Just today I got a like where she called Marina a geek and Marina got PTSD over it.

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>>385117923

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Everything turned out for the best in the end.

>>385125647
>Pearl makes one comment
>"Wow what an ego"
>Marina roasts Pearl every chance she gets
>"so innocent, muh waifu so pure"

>>385125647
To me, it seems like Marina likes dishing out insults, but doesn't know how to handle it when someone insults her.

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Splatoon and its sequel are unironically the best objective-based multiplayer shooters since Team Fortress 2 ten years ago.

>>385097839
what are you talking about there are genuinely people who enjoy games ironically

specifying unironically makes pretty clear sense

>>385124329
It's the producer that tells her to say those things. That's one of the reasons she looks uncomfortable all the time.

>>385121617

Tidal Rush was GOAT, Bomb Rush was shit.

The stage should have had more hazards to do platforming, and Octavio should have spawned octarians to distract you from his punches.

>every map had all these ramps, slopes and shit
>no way to build significant momentum Jet Set Radio style
This series could've been a lot cooler.

Hey have you guys noticed that 90% of the shoes in this game are fucking trash?

>>385126173
Just like shoes in real life. Everyone only has taste for a specific type of them.

>>385126173
Flip flops aren't though.

>You get to see cute Inkling girl feet
>If you walk slow, they actually act like actual flip flops

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>his inkling doesn't wear leggings
>his inkling doesn't wear fake contact lenses
>his inkling doesn't have the "single long tentacle" hairstyle
I SHIG

>>385101075
One is on the Switch.

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>>385125864
>Pearl makes one comment
Shut the fuck up onsokumaru.
>>385125876
I think it's because /v/ has been throwing an autism fit over Marina's one line that no one can read into Pearl's insults anymore. She a good girl who dindu nuffin, she jus' tryin' to get her career back on track need mo' money fo' dem albums.

>this weapon selection in salmon run
KILL ME

>>385126430
Slosher and charger are god tier what are you on about?

>>385126495
>charger
>god tier
no

>>385126636
t. shitter

What is the worst map and why is it Moray Towers?

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>>385116013
>That extra square of electricty in House 3's yard

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So who d'yall like better? Marina or Pearl?
I prefer Pearl myself

>>385126430
git gud. I reached 150 profreshional multiple times.

>>385126850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eAFQlF8yM

Quick /v/, top 5 songs in the game?

>>385126430
It's better than the last set.

>Octobrush was fucking useless
>Using the Splatling was basically asking to be killed horribly

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>>385126850
Callie

Who here /spawn camper/?

>>385127054
>liking sluts

>>385127054

>Mindbroken turboslut

>>385127010
>Don't Slip
>Endolphin Rush
>Ebb & Flow
>Tidal Rush (remix of Tide Goes Down)
>Spicy Calamari Inkantation

Also, Shooting Starfish is really sticking with me for some reason.

>>385126991
Get this anti-pearl shit out of my sight.

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I like the part where you're not allowed to play the game.

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I swear to god squidgirl with a leather jacket reminds me of Sam.

Is fun but it has its problems

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>>385127054
Good taste anon
Not the best possible taste, though

It is
but
If you played the first, expect almost the same damn thing
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, the player base will be higher, because the switch is selling better than the Wii U. consequentially, its life span will be much longer.

>>385101075
-1

>>385125275
It's pretty clear that Treehouse is treating Pearl and Marina as Callie and Marie 2.0, without even attempting to give them their own personalities.

So where are the videos of Callie being mind broken from so much tentacle rape and the one of marina giving some squids an octo titjob?

>>385125893
Awwww

>>385125940
What the fuck does it even mean to enjoy a game ironically?

>>385126991
I never understood the original strip. Is it a reference to something, or just "Pearl looks like a weird monster."?

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>Having the paint bucket on a golden salmon rush round

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>>385112126
>Blocked them for always spoiling with their thumbnails
>YouTube still recommends me their videos

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Rate my squigger.

>>385125893

Fucking B U R N

>B-but I don't remember going to a

Bitch, you literally claimed ice cream to be better than cake in front of her, don't be surprised if she's got other best friends.

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How's my squid look, /v/? Pls no bully.

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>>385129105
Alternatively, he looks like this

>>385129195
not fresh

>>385129105
>>385129297
Awful. Everything from the neck down is a mess.

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>>385125893
>Marina disses Pearl cause of script
>"MARINA IS THE WORST"
>Pearl legit comes up with things like this
>"B-but Marina"

Pearlfags please

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>>385120374
where in hell did you find all of this: deviantart, tumblr?

>>385128664
to enjoy it for the very qualities that you would normally not enjoy something

ironic is defined as "happening in the opposite way to what is expected"

for instance: the room is enjoyed ironically because everyone knows it is bad. Normally you would expect something bad to be unenjoyable. The Room is so bad that, in an unexpected twist, it's actually really amusing to see it fail on nearly every level. Enjoying the room because it is bad (the very quality for which you would normally dislike something) is ironic. That is what it means to like something ironically.

It's pretty straight forward use of the language anon. Desert Bus is a classic example of this applied to a game.

>>385129195
I remember when he totally beefed it.

>>385126636
>Best weapon to deal with Steelhead
>Shit
Git gud

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>On the third wave
>Team literally has no trouble with defeating salmonids
>Quota is 13
>Last 10 seconds
>Have 12 golden eggs in the basket
>I activate my super to cover my team so they can grab the last egg
>They don't grab the last egg
>We lose

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>>385117923
zoophile AND pedophile?
please have a seat...

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>>385129509

>>385119309
"only 90's kids will remember"/10

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This is a Marina thread
Peralfags need not apply

>>385129776
Outta here with yo bitch ass octarian, nigga

>>385121903
That's CAPSULE as fuck.

Salmon run suddenly become very easy after I realised Sting Ray can be used to kill literally every boss including flyfish

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>>385129776
>hating on Pearl
how you could you hate this face?

>>385129654
excuse me she's 49 in squid years

>>385129776
Every Splatoon 2 thread is a Marina thread, by default. You don't need to point it out, or the vocal minority of Pearlfags will shitpost until we hit bump limit.

>>385129480
I don't know. I think it applies to movies a lot better than video games. It's easy to laugh at a shitty movie, but when I hear about anons "ironically playing Overwatch" I just don't get it. Usually when a game is really bad, it's more frustrating or tedious than anything else. I just can't see the saying applying well to vidya.

>>385130152
Its more of a slang term of using Ironic and unironic. Ironic is something happening in a way contrary to what is expected, and typically causing amusement because of this.

Unironic means something not ironic, so its result was expected. People are using it on the internet incorrectly because of slang.

I want to pick up Marie in my strong, bony vertebrate arms and never let her go.

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>solo queue for Salmon Run
>"That's a wrap!" before getting ANY eggs in twice because apparently despite being Overachiever I get matched with people on their literal first round
>one loss away from dropping out of Overachiever because lost 20 points each time

Fucking amazing.

>>385130016
understandable, have a great day
[spoilers]in jail[/spoilers]

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>>385130508
Update: Happened again. Three teammates literally jumped into the water and died instantly while there was a Steel Eel and that bombing fucker.

I have gone from 40/99 Overachiever to 40/99 Go-Getter in 3 losses. I am never playing this without friends ever again in my fucking life.

>>385130925
git good anon

>>385130437
Humans would basically be indestructible in Splat World, you know. Considering everything is based around boneless, ink-based beings. To them, we'd be a race of superhumans, but with limited mobility.

>It's a teammate scatter around instead of staying in one place during firefly rush epsiode
>It's a teammate don't know what to do during goldie seeking/mothership episode
READ THE FUCKING SALMON RUN MANUEL
YES THIS INCLUDES YOU

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>>385130925
I know that feel man, I went from Professional down to Go-getter, now I'm back up to Over-achiever.

Sometimes the group is bad, then others its amazing.

>>385127036
I actually didn't mind having to use the brush or splatling, but it felt like I was more reliant on the skill of my teammates. They allow you to kill hordes of enemies pretty quickly, but you basically can't attack far with the brush and react quickly with the splatling so they shouldn't ever be in the same weapon selection.

>>385131291
There's probably something in the atmosphere that is lethal to humans.

>>385131376
Just wanted to try and get Profreshional before I was actually able to play with friends later tonigt. That was a mistake. There are some amazing randos but I ain't finding them today it seems.

>>385118410
Ive played online with my Verizon hot spot several times.

>>385131406
Nothing some technology couldn't fix

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Why the FUCK did they get rid of the adorable Splatling Gun victory animation?

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>hey I guess Salmon Run isn't going so well
>let's try ranked
>someone literally playing like it's Turf War and was never seen a single time at the tower

LOOKS LIKE I'M RETARDED

>>385129105
Nice yeezys bro

>>385131919
What rank are you man?

>>385132045
Fucking C.

I can't wait to get to B and watch it become a bloodbath.

>>385131919
Inking territory is super important in Tower Control. I've seen way too many steam rolls because one team ran straight for the tower, got splatted, then couldn't move for the rest of the match because the floor was covered in the enemy color.