European Speedrunner Assembly
comfy edition.
NOW: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (PC)
NEXT: Yu-Gi-Oh! The Sacred Cards
THEN: Final Fantasy VIII
STREAM 2: (OFF)
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed)
Stream 2 (OFF°): https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed) (embed)
Just got bailed out of jail for public indecency. What did I miss?
>>385076725
Bull prepping
Second for bbc memes
>>385076725
a bull got prepped
>tfw have a cuck fetish
>European sports
>>385076775
>>385076808
You funning me?
How the fuck did that donation sneaked inwhich one of you did it.
>Harry PotHairer
sorry but I ONLY watch speedrunning events with transgender people, this event is like we're progressing backwards.
>>385076865
A donation that was read sure is.
Who here /comfy/?
>>385076865
No
I donated as Alberto Barbosa making a we wuz meme and they still read it
https://www.speedrun.com/esa2017/donate/donations
>Hey guys, having a great time watching while my wife preps the bull. Keep up the great run.
>>385076875
Not everyone keeps up with stupid phrases from this site.
>>385076950
Yo.
>>385076980
Nice lmao
>>385076875
Sneak in? They get one donation an hour, they either read it or read nothing.
>>385076698
what's the difference between stream one and two? what does OFF mean?
>>385076950
I lost it all in the transition to this thread.
>>385076950
Please stop that.
>>385077117
It means it's offline you fucking autist
>>385077117
2 streams, man. Check the schedule. OFF means the second stream is OFF, holy shit.
There are two streams which show different games.
>>385077219
Fuck you.
>>385077117
It means that it's offline
>>385077117
offline
stream 2 has more games
different games
>>385077219
Old but
>how miis are made
>>385077219
Why does she turn into a Mii?
>FisterMinister
>>385077117
There were two streams a few hours ago. Stream 2 is usually more fun and autistic. They arennt streaming anything right now but they'll start streamibg again 3-4 hours in the FFIIX
>Donation from FisterMinister
>>385077242
>>385077248
>>385077273
>>385077301
I don't understand. Why would they say the stream is "OFF"
>FisterMinister
Am I the only one that prefers GDQ just because all of the drama with the trannies is exciting?
>>385077242
>>385077248
>>385077273
>>385077301
Thanks bros
Is Harry potter PC worth playing? I heard the GBC games were pretty good
>>385077432
yes.
>>385077219
Cocoasoft <3
hey
don't softlock
i'll donate $1 for each reply tallied up for your waifu, though I need a goal to go towards
>>385077380
Because it is not "ON" and the word that describes that is "OFF".
>>385077432
It is cancerous and attention is litterally what they are after
>>385077519
>>385077380
Because they're speedrunning OFF dumbass
>>385077219
Is she okay?
>>385077512
What if my waifu is(male)?
>>385077432
you're playing their game instead of a legit show like ESA.
>>385076950
ayy lmao
>constantly wrist flicking
YAME-- YAMERO.
>>385077678
this image is so obscure that I'm mad just looking at it
>>385077512
donate to the Cuck file name
>Harrys a squeaker
Lmao
NIIIINTENDO
did the host got banned?
he let thought too much memes
COMFY BOYS REPORT IN!
You're a pretty enormous guy
>>385077942
missed arx so i'm gonna watch the vod
>Snape's VA is the same VA as Gehrman in BB
>>385077942
Ayy
>>385078070
supreme comfy
>>385077942
Just got snacks
>Flipendo! Flipendo. Flipendo. Flipendo. Flipendo!
What a great speedrun.
Is the Yu Gi Oh run coming up going to becomfy?
>>385077942
I'm slowly fusing with my chair.
>>385078140
What did you get? What should I get?
>>385078161
It's not Reshef of Destruction so unless you can get comfy in the sight of casualness no.
Any doujins with Hermione getting ravaged by the troll?
>>385078295
Dude wtf is wrong with you
>>385078248
I got chocolate chip coockiesout of the fridge
>>385078295
Hermione is not for sexual
>>385078337
Don't get me started.
>>385078361
Dude wtf is wrong with you
>>385078295
No, unless you like graphic vore.
The donations announcer got executed backstage.
>Touhou speedrun
Truly, this is a speedrun marathon.
>>385078446
This isn't GDQ anon
>>385078473
How do you speedrun a shooter?
>>385078567
very carefully
>>385078567
Just don't get hit.
Remember me?
>>385078712
I have some in my desk.They're 3 years old.
>>385078712
I loved those. Only two of the flavors actually made me feel sick.
>>385078712
Pretty sure they still make these
>>385078756
They age like a fine wine
hey quick question, is it socially and culturally acceptable to eat cereal as a snack without milk, or is this behavior relegated to misfits and degenerates?
>speedrunner getting shown up by the AI
>>385078473
>>385078567
It's not one of the classic ones
>>385078875
any snack that is high in carbon is disgusting
>>385078567
On eazy modo.
>>385078875
Yes, it's perfectly normal.
>>385078875
its acceptable
>>385078875
I'm fairly sure that's normal. I eat Cinnamon Life and Frosted Mini Spooners dry all the time as a snack.
>>385078875
I do it all the time. But I'm a poorfag.
>enemy can use the same techniques as you
Any good runs?
>>385078712
Anything from the trolley?
>>385078908
>any snack that is high in carbon is disgusting
What did he mean by this?
>>385078964
You're in one
>>385078875
its better dry desu
>>385078980
Disregard him, he's a non-carbon-based ayylium
>>385078875
depends entirely on which cereal it is
>>385079165
What if it's cream of wheat?
>>385079234
Just don't inhale while you eat.
>>385078875fruit loops is the best cereal to eat plain
>>385079234
>>385079361
>buying sugar cereal
rather buy donuts
Devil's snare is a harry potter invention it's BS
>>385079361
My favorite is frosted mini wheats. It's not great either way though because they're dry as fuck by themselves and get weird and soggy in milk. Fucking love them though.
INCENDIO INCENDIOO INCENDIO!! INCENDIO INCENDIO!!
>>385079165
captain crunch
raisin bran
cinnamon toast crunch
french toast crunch
frosted flakes
which are acceptable to eat dry?
are the runs being archived anywhere?
>>385079512
Assuming you're using your hands:
>fine
>can get messy but fine
>no
>no
>fine
I remember the chess part of the movie scared me so much that my Mom had to take me out of the theater
>>385078140
I sort of want a pet pig.
>>385079698
lol was that you? what a fag
>>385078875
These fuckers are delicious, just gotta don't do it too often though
>>385079698
Cute.
>>385079698
Fucking pussy
>>385079626
epic science adventure reference bro
>>385079698
Does real chess give you flashbacks?
>>385078295
I actually had an epiphany earlier today and looked her up on sadpanda, there's about 70 doujins of her, but most, if not all, are absolute shit.
As an American all these comfy speedruns are making me wish I was a Euro, convince me otherwise
>>385079698
Damn are you a homosexual now?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>385079875
monthly payment of jizya to the muslim neighbors.
>>385079889
What kind of asshole makes a screaming book?
>>385078567
Comfy run finnished, I'll go to sleep, night night anons!
R A T E
>old spice commercials without yelling black guy
>>385078875
I like Cracklin' Oat Bran because they're like crunchy little oatmeal cookies.
>>385079986
Sleep well!
>>>385079992
comfy/10
Yes, yes, well done, turothking. Well done, turothking...
HOWEVER
>>385079508
Gotta go generic brand. Frosted Mini Wheats have this weird taste to them. Frosted Mini Spooners where it's at. Just the right amount of wheat to sugar, and like 80% of the pieces are frosted just right.
Goodnight /v/. I'm going to get ready for bed.
>>385079992
7/10
>>385079992
Cereal/10
When the twitch commercial came on and the shart moba fps game trailer came on and said 11 million players I almost laughed, thinking that Battleborn missed something- But was some other shart version of battleborn
>tfw didn't get my last HP2 trade donation in
Is this event better than gdq?
>>385080092
>Malt-O-Meal
Most of it's good but some of that shit is nasty. Gotta be careful. The honeycomb knockoff is especially bad. Ashes in the shape of honeycombs would be more appetizing.
>>385080115
Take care, nerd.
>>385080178
Figure out yourself.
>>385080178
Yes. Even the threads ESA threads on /v/ are better.
>>385080313
Anyone else feel like they can't figure themselves out?
>>385080049
You know, in the event of a parachute failure wouldn't it be advantageous to, since your only alternative is bouncing off the ground and breaking every bone in your body in the process, try and get the parachute out using more drastic means? What's the worst that could happen, you'd super die?
>>385080254
Yeah. You gotta experiment a bit to find the good stuff. Never get their Fruity Pebbles knock-off. Their versions of Frosted Flakes and Coco Puffs are pretty legit, though.
>>385079698
me and my dad fell asleep in the theater. shit ass movies.
>>385080178
It's GDQ without the trannies and it's not as popular so less kids in these threads
>>385080350
esa threads are not as lit as the gdq threads.
>>385080178___
Are you guys seeing those green flashes too or is my graphics card dying?
>>385080395
All the time. Life is a long road to accepting yourself.
>>385080395
2deep4me
>>385080506
What if I die before that happens?
>>385080503
Nope it's the stream m80, unless we both have Nvidia, since I just got a notification about a driver update.
>>385080395
ye
What kinda hairline you want nephew?
>>385080395
and there goes my comfyness
>>385080617
I do have nvidia, but it's ancient and dying, also soldered to the mobo so every time it dies I need to replace the whole board. Annoying!
>>385080597
A lot of people do. But the people who never try don't accomplish anything.
>>385080395
yeah you feel like you know who you are, but another day passes and you feel like you don't know your purpose.
>>385080506
damn son. I didn't know I could read such a thing on /v/.
>>385080395
Is there anything I can actually figure out?
>>385080395
In a world that relentlessly tries to turn you into something else from the moment you're born, truly knowing ones self and being true to that is one of the hardest things to do.
>Turned the AC down
>Wrapped up in a blanket on my couch
>reheated some cinnabon from this morning
>comfy (gay?) vidya stream
>No work tomorrow
I'm in heaven.
>8 hour run
How long is the Yu-Gi-Oh run?
>>385080395
Aw shit it's in Chinese
>>385080951
My years of watching kung fu movies will finally pay off!
>RNG seeds
Oh boy, another fucking SGDQ Heart Gold-tier run.
Ban RPG runs.
Naegleria would really like this YuGiOh run, just like last year
Oh god I've played this before.
The nostalgia is too strong.
It feels like I've opened a vault of forgotten memories.
>>385081159
boy I'm glad I grew up with a PC and only had Blizzard and Jedi Knight games
DRAW YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD, /v/
Is this the same YGO where a runner got perfect RNG by drawing Exodia every time?
Reminder Saboom is based.
tfw no nudity cards ;_;
i want to go back to Harry Potter
>>385081339
>TRAPS
>>385081642
wtf does "anticistmemes" mean?
>>385076698
>the deck is stacked with traps
what did he mean by this?
>>385081705
Anti-Cisgender Te(???) memes, I think
>>385081705
Anti - Cis - Memes.
Cis is like heterosexual right?
>>385081642
should fly himself off a fucking bridge and do us all a favor
>>385081642
Is Yuhioh worth watching? Is it anything like Akagi?
>ESA has been comfy more often than not
>No tranny drama because only the US encourages and nourishes mental illness
I dont want it to end
>>385082103
you can't just throw trannies out of helicopters
>>385081946
>>385082103
>>385082173
not even halfway through mang...
>>385082173
>No tranny drama
Doesn't stop the threads from talking about it every thread.
>>385082103
>>385081642
There's no safe space in ESA though
>>385082175
In this case you will prolly require two helicopters.
>competent audio guys
>>385082103
>you can play video games anywhere
Yeah but this person's intention is to lure attention to his channel. Only cares about that.
>>385082172
The early manga/Toei anime is. I'd recommend reading the manga.
keep the trannies out of europe please
this is worst game of ESA so far
>>385082914
>coming up next: FF8
>>385082902
>Trannies out
>Africans in
>>385082902
trannies are pretty haram, so you'll be safe
How the fuck does yugioh work?
>>385083221
I played the fucking game and I still have no idea
>>385083221
Pokemon poker
>>385083221
Summon shit, kill opponent. Disregard the light beat darks shit in this game because that's exclusive to this and Reshef.
>>385083134
I don't know about other countries but i know in Iran they accept trannies and they have a very high rate of transexualism.
Yu-Gi-Oh
>>385083409
So if I summon like a guy with 10000 power and you summon a guy with 10 power do I win? So why would I not only have a deck with cards with 10000 power?
>>385083423
huh, just looked it up, you weren't bullshitting
they do think they're mentally ill, but they treat them with gender reassignment surgery
>>385083423
It's a punishment for sodomy. I wouldn't call that acceptance.
>>385083423
Operative transexuals are basically mental defectives who want to sterilize themselves. Of course Iran allows and encourages it.
>>385083423
they're basically eunuchs
>>385083590
this - I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of Iran's trannies are homos who got caught and decided to lie rather than get killed
>>385083521
Because then the duels would be over in an instant, and that wouldn't be fun. You do want fun, right? Also monsters with high attack tend to need a sacrifice to be summoned so only stocking those means you can't actually summon them.
>>385083521
You usually have to tribute weak monsters to summon stronger ones.
>>385083521
the stronger a card is, the more difficult it likely will be to summon it. you can't just stack your deck like that. these days with all the crazy summoning mechanics you have to build your deck towards a certain archetype/strategy
>>385083714
>>385083728
>>385083745
Spanks
I still buy yugioh cards in 2017. im not kidding
aw yeah, hot egyptian bitch
>at ESA, the only traps are in a card game
this is why ESA is better
>while I'm waiting for my wife to get back from the shadow realm
subtle
>>385083910
Nobody's perfect. At least you're not on the reefer.
>>385083910
I want to FUCK dark magician girl
Yugioh was the only fun card game, Pokemon was bullshit that depended on whoever had better cards and Magic was...well, Magic, and most people I met were hostile to newcomers.
>>385084060
>he actually played the games
all we did was collect them
>>385084037
>>385083521
At the start of your turn you draw a card.
You get one normal summon (4-star or less) and as many special summons as you want per turn. You can also play as many trap or spell cards as you want on your turn. Tribute summons (sacrificing two <=4 star monster to summon a >=5 star monster) is a type of normal summon. So in practice you'd need to have enough low cost monsters to afford your high cost monsters.
Nowadays basically everything is a special summon, though, so decks are built off of archetypes that have effects that work together.
I don't like this game because it's past the time that I'm sexually viable
>>385084105
What a goddamn cutie. She's perfect for impregnating
>>385084103
this, we tried to play pokemon one time and realized it was retarded and then just collected them
come to think of it I probably have a binder of those cards still somewhere at my parents house. Wonder if they're worth anything
>>385084103
I collected Pokemon cards, but I gave a shot playing all of them and Yugioh was the only one I enjoyed. Kept collecting Pokemon though because I already had a bunch.
How the fuck do you speedrun a card game?
>>385084191
Unless they're first editions, no, they're not worth anything.
>>385084301
they probably are, I bought that shit when it first came out
>>385084191
>parents house
you are already in your parents house. Just say they're upstairs.
>>385084250
Watch the fucking stream
>>385084371
But I'm not anon. I'm at my apartment. Alone.
is this the only guy in europe with charisma? gets a full couch and audience at like 5am
>>385084250
By playing really fast.
>>385084442
he also has an american accent but the flag claims german
>>385084442
excuse me? did you forget the charisma couchman?
>genie rebels and destroys his own lamp
Pretty fitting
I suppose all these people are over 18 years old. But do they work? Think about those traveling to these types of events, they would use vacation days for this?
>>385084442
I don't think so
>>385084507
it's a hint german
>>385084609
even minimum wage workers have like 54 weeks of paid vacation
>>385084609
they're european
for them it's like going from TN to Texas
and if they have vacation days to spare why not? I've got 30/year, gotta use 'em for something
anyone have any funny sgdq moments? maybe something besides the annoying ugly trannies tho lolactually i dont care
>>385084609
Some of these speedrunners seem to be Twitch streamers, so their fans pay the bills and love seeing them at these events.
>2+ mins over estimate
rate this amazing speedrun
>>385084817ORE WA CARDAAH/ 10
>>385084817
0/5 Exodia cards
>>385084817
didn'tevenwatch/10
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your estimates ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
This was the spam from ESA 2013.
>>385084817
Overestimate/10
>8 hour """""speed""""run
>>385084875
thanks for the history lesson grandpa
>>385084875
>ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
jesus how old is this fuck at this point
>>385084167
women and men truly live in different universes, they can cry about privilege or whatever, bout virginity will never change
so fuck you roasties, yeah i said it
why do these events always have some fucking 8 hour "speedrun"?
and it's always final fucking fantasy.
Is Yu-Gi-Oh going over estimate an ESA tradition or something?
>In about 9 hours
Goddamn I want to watch the W101 run but if I sleep now I'll have to wake up in lessthan 8 hours.
This sucks.
>wake up
>Final fantasy 8
>stream 2 is down
FFVIII HYPE
>>385085216
don't worry bud
it'll be back up in 3 hours 17 minutes!!!!
>>385085129
Isn't it really really hard, or was that some other yu gi oh game?
>8 hour FF run
return of the comfort
only true niggas know
>>385085278
Ahh, the sweet comfort of sleep. Feels good.
>FF8 speedrun
Are you ready for an hour of grinding monsters in the first world map area?
well guys, time to watch some titty streamers.
why does every other run go over estimate
>>385085278
Nothing beats the comfort of sleep, the closest thing to death.
>>385085340
nope, this is perfectly my bedtime
c u in 8 hours buttlicks
>>385085384
Bye, friend!
>>385085371
The estimates being made don't give much wiggle room.
>>385085448
I'm not your friend. Don't reply to me again.
The FFVII run from SGDQ was surreal. I slept through most of it and would wake up and catch glimpses while half asleep so it felt kinda dreamlike.
I think I'll try doing the same with this one
how do i atch the second stream, it shows the same video as the first one...
>>385085651
FF7 at GDQ was actually nice though
I don't know about 8 since it's not really possible to narrate the story while playing
>>385085749
Mostly because it stops making sense halfway through.
>this is a scotsman
is he lying, is that a scottish accent????????????
are animeposters still welcome in these threads?
>>385086198
absolutely
Guy
GUYSI got my fucking ICEE
GRATUITOUS LATIN
>>385086198as long as they are cute
>>385086263
Dreams do come true. Which flavor?
>>385086198
yes, please post more anime
>>385086308
White cherry and blue raspberry because I'm a mixing heathen
8 > 7 > 9
>>385086263
Have fun in Mexico then
>>385086420
8>9>7
>>385086198
Only lewdposters
>>385086420
ff8 was my first FF and I spent more time on it than any other final fantasy game but I believe it's the worst game in the psx trio
final fantasy a shit
there is no good final fantasy game
>>385086379
You're supposed to mix cherry and coke flavors you fucking savage
>>385085710
PLEASE RESPOND I WANNA WATCH TETRIS
Quistis is still hot.
>>385086569
lewd enough?
SeeD is just magic ISIS
>"speedrun"
>8:45 estimate
>starts with an unskippable intro
I think I might be getting too old for this shit.
>>385086619
3 hours until it starts anon
>>385086480
Hey, I got it. Good one.
I'm waifuposting and no one can stop me
ALREADY CHOKING
>>385086619
i mean 1 hour 53 mins
>wake up
>time for some comfy esa
>final fantasy """"""""""""""""""speedrun"""""""""""""""""""""""
>8 hours
back to bed.
Squall my son, you are Seed now, and must choose a wife
Will you pick byutiful sexy teacher Quistis, or your classmate's used goods ugly gook?
>>385086889no way fag
I think this is the longest """speedrun""" I've ever seen
I do like FF8 tho
>>385086614
Nah man, coke is the worst flavor
>>385086480
I feel like I almost get this but it ain't clicking
>>385086889
Squall doesn't deserve Quistis, he deserves that charlatan witch.
>>385086929
>>385086969
Immigration and Customs Enforcement, ICE
>>385086943
Most platinum% speedruns are 15-20 hours long, but fun
Yes, I have no sexlife
>>385086969
Coke is not the worst flavor you're just a faggot, and even if you don't like it that's why you mix with cherry so it becomes cherry coke flavor, dipshit
You sound like a retarded pepsi drinker
Does the Steam version of FF8 fix the shitty music in the previous PC release?
>>385087098
FF7 had the shitty music, I thought 8 was fine?
>>385087068
fuck I'm slow
>>385087095
I actually preferRC cola
>>385086889
fuck marry kill?
>>385087231
>RC cola
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you lived in poverty. My bad
>>385087015
kek
>>385087292
Fuck and marry Quistis, and kill anyone who disagrees.
I got so pissed when i found out you have to draw a gf from a boss early on in the game.
I only played about halfway through this game, I hated the draw mechanic
This thread lacks2d feet
>>385087310
You're such a bully, please don't stop
>8
>battles load in six seconds
>9
>it takes half a fucking minute
What happened?
>>385087310
Hey, the RC stands for Royal Crown. That spells high class all the way.
>>385087292
Fuck Selphie, Marry Quistis, Kill RinoaUnless she becomes Ultimecia, then fuck her, marry her and kill the others for her.
Triple Triad > Chocobo Racing > Blitzball > all the other shit
>not saving between fishes
He'll choke so bad
>>385087468
feet are banned
>>385087556
any more yuri feet scenes in anime?
>you can grind out the best weapon in the game on the tutorial island
>>385087556
sauce me up senpai
>>385087685
>>385087556
>9 hour run requires you to have perfectly charted steps for it to work
>Dies 25 minutes in
>>385087843
Gay bears
I want to gape Carbuncles twat and inhale her feminine odor.
>>385087685
i'm sure there are plenty, but I haven't seen too much yuri tbqh. I have lots of good anime to catch up on now that I have an open scheduel
My waifu is cute. Post your waifus, anons
>tfw this game made me think chickenwuss was a really serious insult
>>385087989
>>385088067
not detailed enough.
FUJIN IS CUTE
CUTE k
>>385087989
>>385088030
>tfw still use chickenwuss as an insult online
>>385088067
>>385087871
>>385087556
why are girlfeets so great ;-;
Dat drift
>>385088067
>>385087871
>>385087556
>be a kid
>anime had giant tits and asses bouncing around
>anime now
>dirty foot of skinny ugly girls
>>385087989
brat is my waifu
>>385087989
Is there an anime F-14? Because the Tomcat is my waifu
>>385088160
>>385088067
>>385088353
You've got cute waifus. Now I'm going to masturbate to them
Final Fantasy 8 has the greatest soundtrack of all time
Almost 9 hours predicted for FF8, christ. Never realized how long that game is.
>tfw no GF
>>385088414
>>385088207
they're soft, pretty, sensitive and qt.
>>385088538
Final Fantasy 'speedruns' are the bane of all marathons. Their only purpose is to pad the witching hours and give everyone else time to sleep.
Who else
/pizza hut demo disc for FF8 and raided dollet 9 million times/?
Wow Cloud is a mercenary who kills people so cool!
Damn Squall is a mercenary who kills people, that's dumb!
>>385088414
no!
>>385088608
UHHHHHHHH.... BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
>>385088576
>>385088658
My dick is already out, anon. Your waifu's innocence is forfeit
>>385088687
There's a reason they're all conveniently the length of a full night's rest.
>>385088697
>Waifu couldn't even be guessed by akairot
I'd bet the number of people who've masturbated to my waifu is less than 100.
is this event also filled with mentally ill trannies?
>>385088642
There was a demo disc included with Brave Fencer Musashi and I played it around that many times.
>>385088717
Anon, just please....
How long has ESA been a thing? First time I'm hearing aboot this.
>>385088786
Wow I'm tired as fuck, why did I say Akairiot?
I mean Akinator.
>>385087098
no, but you can download "roses and wine" which is an easy executable that lets you fix it
>>385088590
And smelly!
>>385088652
The different is Squall is like 16 and the cast of ff8 are teens
FF7 has a full cast of adult characters so it's a little bit ridiculous. FF8 is like the attack on titan of vidya
>>385088790
just yurofags being gay
>>385088608
Yeah. I like how there's enough time to explain the plot and game mechanics.
>>385088790
They're called Europeans don't be rude
>>385087989
oy vey Dollen has satellites of mass destruction be a good goy and die for Esthar ehehehe
>>385088790
That's mainly an Americlap/GDQ thing. Euro events are less cringey.
>>385087989
best waifu inc
>45 minutes in
>still on invasion
Shiiieet
I never noticed how much this part references FF7
It even had a giant snake
>>385088786
just for fun I gave it another try (since I didn't say who I was thinking of the first time.
Guessed Jigglypuff at 25.
Guessed Hello Kitty at 50
Guessed Kasane Teto at 100
Then it gave up.
>CG animation mashed with ingame models while the camera moves
Why didn't other games do this?
Parasite Eve did it like once
>>385089472
Because it's amazing and, sadly, we are in the wrong time line.
>>385089472
Fear Effect 2 used that trick extremely liberally. Even for faking there being other non-interactive characters in the scene.
>>385089595
I'm glad someone else remembers Fear Effect.
>timer paused
???
>>385089686
>>385089595
Was that game actually good?
I was always scared to play it as a kid because it had boobs in it
>>385089685
It was such a great B-movie tier game. I ought to dig out my copy sometime, although I remember the game had a lot of disc-swapping bs between chapters.
Shame they're not available digitally on PSN.
This robot spider chase is so fucking cool
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING HOURS-LONG RPG RUNS?
>>385089472
maybe it was hard to pull off
>tfw I'm going to go to bed and this run will still be going when I wake up
>>385089838
Because the Japanese are good at making games that just waste your time and these poor saps eat it up
>>385089876
It's not as difficult as actually rendering the cg
>tfw I lost interest in playing vidya
anyone else?
>this pub trick
I...I never realized that was an option
so these dudes are chill? are they actually nerds here for the vidya?
>>385089778
They were good games at the time, but I have no idea if they've aged well. Emulating them is always an option.
>if you go back to Dollen you can find the dead spider
>a guy complains it cost them 10,000,00 0 gil
>think I need to save up that much money
>run around for hours trying to get enough
Damn I was a dumb kid
>>385090018
dumb witch poster
>first you use car
>then after a sidequest you use chocobos
FFXV reference?
>>385090018
It's not that I lost interest, it's that I don't own any games anymore and don't have any spare money to buy games. I was the type of idiot that would trade in or sell off all my games after a few months in order to buy the newest shit. I have emulators and USB controllers but it's not the same as plugging a console into a TV and sitting in a nice comfy chair
>>385090221
More like the series has been out of ideas for 20 years.
>this RNG manipulation description to get a fucking card
holy fuck
>>385090301
Well they have been ripping off 6 in every game after it
wait....why is the music all fucked up? where is muh balamb garden theme?
>>385090018
It's not that I don't want to play games, it's that I need a new TV first. Also I'm invested in the story of Persona 3 but I hate playing it.
>>385090409
Because it's serious time
>>385088207
My GF has told me that my feet are ugly AF. I replied that her feet smell and she hair on her toe knuckles
>>385090316
it's pretty brutal, all sorts of counting and spreadsheet shit going on and even then, you have to play next to perfectly for like 50 minutes before you find out if it even worked or not
Congratulations Squall-ji
>>385090434
>>385090264
nothing holds my attention anymore. That's why I usually am shitposting on one screen and watching a stream on the next.
I kinda want to take some addy and replay FFT, my favorite game
Oh boy, here comes the part where the witch charms Squall into loving her
>>385089935
'eh, you have to render the CGI, and if it involves any camera movement, then that needs to be synchronized with the invisible world the game needs to render to keep the 3d characters in perspective when they're visible, and your framerate needs to be locked perfectly so either doesn't get out of syncwhich happened a lot on both FF7/8's original PC ports
holy fuck this game has not aged well in the graphics department
>>385090640
I still can't figure out how almost everyone just hates Rinoa automatically. It must be one of those happy accidents.
>>385090743
probably because within 2 mins of your introduction she cucks you
>girl does all the work breaking the ice
this really is a fantasy
>>385090582
Quit shitposting, you'll find there's better things to do.
>>385090640
I find it funny how people seriously discuss Squall is dead, but the witch doing the whole "you-are-going-to-like-me" is a conspiracy theory
>female teacher seduction
niiiiiiiiiiiice
>>385090786
>guy rejecring a girl
Even more unrealistic
>>385090743
the story was kind of making sense until shortly after she was introduced
>>385090786
A FINAL fantasy.
>>385090714
Most PS1 era 3D games look like shit
STREAM IS DEAD
I'M ESCAPING TO BED
RIP in pieces stream
FFVIII was too much for it
>>385090714
>>385090926
DELETE THIS
STREAM DOWN. EVERYONE PANIC
>>385091042
>>385090667
in other words, it's pretty fuckin' difficult to pull off
>>385091116
What's wrong with her vagina?
Whens best boy?
It's back if anyone gives a shit
Daily reminder that Seifer literally fucked Rinoa
Why the hell does he get Diabolos? Is he that good?
>>385091891
Probably to get hp or str junctions or maybe he had one of those spell upgrading skills
God his commentary is boring.
>Laguna gets cucked and has to settle for some country bumpkin
Like father like son I guess
>>385092196
Raine is a beautiful woman, had he stuck with Julia it would have been acar crashof a relationship.
so you wanna be a gangster, all that shit?
where da traps at homy
where da ladybois
y u gotta b lyk dat
>missed the beginning of FF8
fuck, anything I missed so far?
Also FF8 remake when?
>>385092642
>remake of the worst game ever made
When squenix wants to lose a couple hundred million dollars.
>>385092705
What an original opinion
>>385092995
That doesn't mean it's wrong, hipster.
>>385091441
probably never since i doubt they'll be getting odin
noooo
>>385076698
Is there a vod list? i see someone else ran Ill bleed that is insane!
Is ESA more relax about their rules?
Did anything interesting happen between the Laguna dream and now?
>>385093592
Yes
>>385093623
Not really
>>385093592
Why have we still not put something in the OP to answer this question that's always asked. Just watch and find out for fuck's sake.
just tuned for this run
>almost 9 hours estimate
fully convinced now that ESA is comfy as fug
marathon has been great since it started
What were fun runs so far?
Is this the part where Zell accidentally gets an entire school nuked? Good times
>>385093535
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6ox7xm/esa_vod_thread_2017/
>>385093669
>I'm not a boy!
Never knew Seifer was a tranny
WHERE THE FUCK IS TETRIS
>>385093943
It's in 54 lightyears when they are done playing final shitasty
FF8 is an interesting game
Every single girl, even those with just few lines of dialog, are all cuter than the main love interest
>>385093943
Stream 2
>>385093669
>>385093859
so did she eat the dog?
>>385093943
tetris was yesterday. sorry you got memed when they said they'd postpone to today, because they did't in the end
>>385094138
They just started Tetris on stream 2
>>385094125
hahaha funny guy!! No she didn't
>you can just walk to Garden 2
Eeeeeeeeh?
>>385093859
why is this cute azn hanging out with a white piggu? this triggers me
>Tetris
>No trannies
Tetris guys having FUN
>>385094323
Learn your place
>not watching FF8
You guys can't even into comfy
>my brain when trying to focus on both streams at once
>>385094323
It's not his girlfriend. His girlfriend is behind the camera and the other girl and him is having some crazy sexual tension throughout all their videos.
>>385094547
How does it feel to have sexual tension with a female?
>>385094597
Even I have sexual tension with girls all the time and I'm a virgin
>>385094534
Me watching the main stream on my 55" tv while being in my bed
>>385094679
>leaving your house, ever
>>385094679
>he thinks wanting to fuck everything that moves is sexual tension
>>385094679
>sexual tension
95% chance you creep them out
I wish this wasn't boring
>>385094854
I warned you
>>385094854
That's what a lack of trannies will do.
>>385094597
I was an exchange student i AU 1 year and had a school project with a 8.5 qt. Went home to her to do the project. Was laying in her bed to take a nap and was spooning me and playing with my hands and stuff. it really felt great. That was my peak
"Oh no my boyfriend isis dead. Guess I have to start dating the backup now"
So I get that this is a RPG speedrun but how does this is any different from a let's play? i missed the first one and a half hours but since then I have not seen anything major speedrunning strats apart from skipping getting rinoa
>>385094913
>not fucking her right then and there
>>385094854
wish I could say it gets better but in a speedrun you pretty much just 1 shot every boss fight too. At least in 7 or 9 it kind of looks like there's strategy when doing battles, but in 8 all the strategy is doing the menus to set a character up to take all the bosses out in 1 turn
>>385094854
>FF7
Fighting giant mechas with your titty monster gf
>FF8
*snoooooooooooore*
What's it like being an absolutely reprehensible human like this? I couldn't make myself look this bad if I tried.
>>385094970
she had a bf and I didn't want to piss off the australians. 1 norwegian guy vs a bunch of australian dudes, no thanks famala
>those thighs
>that muffintop
HNNNNG
These guys laugh so often but I don't get anything
>>385095018
I dont think he looks that bad. it's the a weird angle
Are any of them going to have to leave the couch for food or something?
>you'll never be as cool as Irvine
>>385095098
>americans
>>385095142
be nice to them
>Irvine gets the two cuties
>Squall gets the old hag
Not fair
>>385095129
i tienk you ar pretty cool guy ;)
>>385093669
>>385093859
>>385094229
>>385094547
>>385094913
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Trevor is such a comfy vlogger, but he could do way better than his fiance.
What is that red thing in front of them?
>>385095326
>>385095326
>>385095326
New thread
How the hell do you figure this shit out?
Tell me he looked at variables and not autism
>just realized there are 2 streams
>missed Tetris
FUCK
>>385095310
He could easily get chuchu. Ting Ting is a little chubchub
>>385095335
The timer button, probably.
>>385095342
fucking niice. i'll dab in your honour bro
What runs are worth watching if I am catching up?