Characters who would easily destroy Samus

Say that again to my rainbow beam you cyclops motherfucker.

my cock

>>385074276
I'm sure there are a few but I know one character that would get his ass handed to him:

The Bloodborne guy would die in seconds. All the souls guys would lose horribly to Samus. They would lose to a female (female). All the PedoStation fags would lose.

Doomguy

>>385075828
What did he mean by this?

>>385075502
Actually i don't think so. generally Kirby can't seem to absorb pure energy projectiles. So assuming he's not up against some early game samus, he'll just get gunned down. If its late game then he has no fucking chance unless he walked in with like, a super ability.

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>>385074276

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>Samus gets bumped by The Wall
>loses all her powers

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>>385074276

>>385076286
Worst Castlemania

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>>385074276

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She beat Bhunivelze who is God

>>385076178
>knowing kirby's lore

you people are all degenerate nerds

>>385076286
Damn I never played Metroid 2

>>385076207
what would that article of clothing she is wearing be called?

>>385075652
That is not a character

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>>385076178
Kirby has defeated abstract concepts. Samus couldn't defeat this flying turd.

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my peenis weenis

>>385076925
I think it's called a qipao

>>385076539
Mega faggot wouldn't have shit on samus. He's straight up a samus knockoff and the best he wishes he could ever achieve would to be a foot stool for her.

>>385077375
That's pretty hot

>>385076986
Kirby was turned into a ball by magic and forced to rely on actual outside input to even move past pits.
He dies to any mage.

>>385076178
what are you even on about?
kirby can punch the fucking planet in half

>>385077375
Samus: Loses her equipment every game due to pure incompetence.

Megaman: Loses his equipment every game because he wants to.

>>385077629
That's X.
>>385077621
He lives on a planet?

>>385077707
yes
http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_Popstar

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>>385074276

>>385077707
Frigate Orpheon is blowing up. Samus has 7 whole minutes to get out. She fails and has her armor destroyed.

Sky Lagoon is blowing up. X has a few seconds to get out. He teleports without a scratch.

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>>385074276

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The hunters of MH and most of the monsters in G rank + apparently.

>>385077847
That doesn't look like a planet. At all. It looks more like those things Kirby rides for a second and then disappears as a puffcloud.
>>385077973
Megaman is the classic guy who can't walljump. He doesn't lose his weapons because he wants to, Light takes them away to stop his edge from growing.

samus and kill any of this shit characters in a second,you cannot kill a metroid with magic or shitty ice power ups, inb saitama or goku lol
maybe kirby only kills bad persons

>>385076925
It's called "cheap boner"

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Erina is a professional at dodging bullets. Samus would have to resort to melee attacks, and that's where she gets a huge fucking hammer to the skull

>>385078246
She can't even TOUCH Madara Uchiha!

Anyone with a gun.

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>>385078246
Samus cannot beat Touhou

>>385078246
See
>>385076402
Shulk is one of the strongest Nintendo characters, period. He actually killed (a) God. He's also nearly as durable as Samus's power suit.

>>385078491
Samus has a jellyfish.

>>385078407
Samus isn't vulnerable to normal bullets. She could probably tank AA ground-to-air missiles and only take 3 - 4 points of damage.

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>>385078616
This is Touhou we're talking about here. Some of the characters could even BTFO Saitama outside of a spell card duel.

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>>385074276
Yeah this guy defiantly.

>>385078754
Maybe if he didn't try and forgot his jellyfish at home.

>>385078672
Her armor was destroyed by bouncing into a wall.

>>385078672
>Samus isn't vulnerable to normal bullets
Unless you shoot her in the back of the neck.
https://youtu.be/GUAqsdDRrS0?t=8

>>385078313
c'mon guy seriously, i get off on what i get off on just tell me what is this


>>385077251 its not i checked

Okay everyone but mega man can, mega man is shit

>>385078870
I'm pretty sure it was the electricity blast that fucked her.

>>385079031
Other M isn't canon

>>385079137
Megaman can ZA WARUDO

>>385079225
>Prime isn't canon

fixed

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>>385079350
>mp4
>made by nintendo
Prime is canon.

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>>385074276
THERE'S NO COMMERCIAL VALUE LEFT IN METROID. THIS FRANCHISE WILL BE DISCONTINUED.

>>385079528
>halo reskin is metroid

my favorite /nintendogaf/ meme

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Sneak Attack + Destruct/Transform

>>385079706
>prime isn't canon
My favorite /r/videogames meme

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>>385074276

>>385076986
To be fair, that was a sneak attack

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>>385074276

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>>385076986
I cried when baby metroid die

>>385078672
Who says she's in her suit?

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>>385074276

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>>385074276

>>385078591
>nearly as durable

Shulk tanks the fucking big bang

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>>385079706
>Metroid Prime
>anything like Halo aside from the camera perspective

>>385077045

kill me pete

>>385076920
it's crap, only way to heal is by farming shitty enemies, unlike the other metroids, kinda annoying, only bosses are metroids too, and they're all the same, well, there are two types of metroids but that's it.
just wait for the remake or play AM2R.

>>385076207
Is this why she gets her ass kicked in SFV story?

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>>385077045
Damn it

>>385084735
man, imagine the bullshit the inhabitants of the world had to go through just to lock rider up, they got their world's most deadly fighters and soldiers to make sure he stays locked up.
and then that ending, with dozens of riders flying down to the planet, I mean, one rider can still get his ass kicked but an army of them? that's unstoppable.

>>385079596
Why won't they just make a good, decently paced Kamen Rider Arena Fighter?

>>385080380
Gameplay chief? No
Cinematic chief? May- *remember chief vs locke* Neither

>>385077045
fucking space pirates

>>385080380
I think he could probably destroy samus at the beginning of a metroid game but I don't think he could destroy endgame samus

>>385076178
What the fuck are you smoking? Samus is one of the weaker Nintendo characters.

>>385080380
They're more even in and out of the suit.

>>385081118
Yeah, no

>>385076402
came here to post this

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>>385079350