Can /v/ get laid? https://www.datingariane.com/

LOL I remember this shit.
Its harder to get laid on this game then it is in real life.

>>385072736
>introduction
>chit-chat
>have wine
>go to park and come back
>try to use bathroom
>lose

The classic.

>>385072810
nah, no way. I refuse to believe that.

>>385072903
ask if she has any other ideas

I got cucked in this game. I became so furious I started to punch my dog. Nobody fucking cuck me and get away with it

http://arianeb.tumblr.com/post/100254076719/date-ariane-walkthrough-7-striptease-at-home

I'll just leave this here

>>385073034
It is though. Getting laid is easy as fuck in real life.

>>385072903
That's a huge red flag. If a woman asked me that flat out and I just met her, I would immediately assume she probably has an STD.

>>385073154
I can assure, it fucking isn't.

t. 30 year old virgin

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>>385072736
HOLY SHIT GUYS!

ive never gotten this far before!!!

what do i do?!?!

>>385073154
GET OFF OF MY 4CHAN CHAD

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Guess not.

>>385073125
>Using a guide for a dating game
cmon man that's pretty pathetic
L I T E R A L L Y just be yourself

>>385073231
Go for a drive.

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>>385073262

>>385073221
>t. someone who never even asked a girl out
FTFY

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>>385073343
fug

>>385073457
I have asked girls out before. All of them were either not interested or had boyfriends already

>>385073154
People are virgins involuntarily perplex me.

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>blocks your path

>>385073563
t. chad

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>>385073486
Scrub

Your goal is to get into the hot tub and play truth or dare. You want to butter her up as much as you can before then.

Dare her to take her top off and then let you play with her tits. Grope her a bit then fuck her in the hot tub. Don't fuck up and you'll bang her again in bed.

>>385073457
yeah, if you don't even hit step one you're pretty fucked the older you get. It's weird, I put myself willingly in danger every other day (hobbies/trade) but women are this enigma. Being a wizard has it benefits though so I probably shouldn't complain.

>>385073630
is that a fucking nipple

>>385073594
100% natty gains.

Why are mediocre/average 3DCG CGs so hot? I've jacked off to this shitty "game" at least a dozen times minimum.

>>385073594
Is this Tekken?

>tell her a joke
>that's really funny
>kiss her
>she kisses you back
NO WAY this happens even to hyper chads, famous people sure but that shits absolutely absurd

>not downloading the game and going through the image files

Holy fuck when was this game made?
https://arianeb.com/wiki/date-ariane-walkthroughs/
2 of the 5 "openings" I've read involve you saying something clever or "funny" then kissing her immediately. If she doesn't turn you out after that it's time to go to bang town she isn't going to care if it's jazz or country.
and if she isn't interested you are now in rape town.
inb4 strategy guide, have you never read pickup guide/dating books?

>>385073620
You don't have to be a chad, you just have to have basic social awareness and not be completely ugly. You can score with a modicum of charisma and average looks.

>>385073526
What kind of autistic dumbass are you to ask a girl who has a boyfriend out? I bet you smell like piss.

>>385073594
Doritos Pope sure has been lifting

>>385073925
It happens if they're a slut who wants the Chad dick

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>>385073853
I know what you mean

>>385073974
One that doesn't lead with, do you have a boyfriend?
Fiance is when they have a symbol that shows.

>>385074009
It seems in this situation this is two people that have just met
That's really degenerate

>>385074054
You dont fucking ask somebody for a date unless it's casual coffee or something like that in the first minute of the conversation either.

>>385074323
It sounds like you don't cast a very wide net.

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>>385072736
>do everything right
>suggests we go out on the town
>go to the club
>she gets drunk on martinis
>take her home
>carry her to bed
>tuck her in and stay the night
>asked to leave
y-you too

I've tried this shit like 10 times now. Bitch won't have sex with me, what am I doing wrong??

>>385074497
Just b yourself

>>385074497
She likes confidence, anon. But not too much confidence. Be assertive, but also submissive.

this game is stupid, the fuck. She asked me to make out then gets cold feet, fucking weirdo. 1/10

I did it once
If I recall I took her out to dinner to a fancy restaurant, paid for it, and then took her to the lake to go swimming. Then I took her her back to her place, had a drink, and suggested swimming again, and managed to get her skinny dipping, and then took her to the bedroom.
It was was a while ago though, I may have missed a thing or two.

>>385074589
Classic

>>385074589
Fuck off faggot. Chads say that shit meaning that you shouldn't overthink your date and you should treat them more or less how you would treat a good friend you want to fuck, but this shit is different.since it's a game. I WANT ACCESS INTO HER TEE TEE'S!!!

>>385074497
Buy my guide, picking up women in 10-20 steps.
https://arianeb.com/wiki/date-ariane-walkthroughs/
It only costs 11.99 and shows you me being an absolute dickwad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ep6IqnUUok

>>385073719
THANK YOU, BASED ANON! I'm finally able to have sex with this stupid fucking bitch, and it all is thanks to your advice.

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>>385073719
Fucking hell

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>Go to the beach
>Take a walk
>She undresses
>Go home
>Say we should wash the sand off
>Tells me I can follow her in
>Do
>Get this

What the fuck

>>385073973
>have basic social awareness and not be completely ugly
>tfw this
>still can't get laid

I've been lied to my entire life

>>385074849
Cucked again, kek.

I fucked her three times in one night on my first try, what the fuck is wrong with your retards

>>385073034

Nah, once you are in the house you're pretty much gonna get laid.

>>385073594
MIRIN

>>385074938
t. Chad

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>>385074849
>gets naked in front of you
>woah woah woah i didn't mean it like that

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>>385074907
That anon is somewhat wrong.

What you need to have is GAME.
With no game, you'll get no girls.

I fucking give up.

>>385073594
That's my SvR create-a-wrestler

>>385072736
>play this sober
>lose always
>get intoxicated one day irl
>keep winning

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Chad thundercock blocked my path you guys...

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So easy

>>385075268
Ree and piss on him to assert dominance.

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>>385075268
It's ok I got her to piss for me

>>385073828
>>385073907
>>385074007
/v/ never fucking change, never change

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>>385075451
fuck off, faggot

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>>385075376

>>385075504
you wanna go?
hold up let me get this captcha

You're not virtual Chad in this game until you've had the threesome with Ariane and her friend.

>>385075698
Bro tell me how

>>385074885
NEVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM

it is a trap from her since the only thing inside that bathroom is GAME OVER. I think the room is the same way when she's changing

>>385075376
Is there a list of all the creepy shit you can do? I know you can walk in on her hanging, walk in on her going to the bathroom, be overly physical, and get her drunk, but what else?

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Fuck I think I'm doing it I picked up some condoms and shit

>>385074483
you obviously didnt do everything right

>>385075814
I've been in her room while she was changing she she didn't kick me out before.

>>385075698
Can't happen. Not programmed into the game.

I know Date Arianne inside and out. Rebecca/Ariane ending simply doesn't exist.

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>He can't get best route

>>385075814
Why the fuck is it a trap? Everything that happened lead me to believe that we'd shower together. This game is fucking stupid.

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Yoooo

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Aww yiss I got this bitch around my cock it's over.

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It's THAT FUCKING easy.

>>385075854
you can put a dead cat in her mailbox when she goes to change and isnt looking

>Say something funny
>Kiss her
>So kissably cute
>Run fingers through hair
>Go out back
>Have steak dinner
>Swim
>Race
>Skinny dip
>Swim more
>Grab tit
>Romantic
>Follow into bathroom
>Play romantic music
>Kiss on neck
>Ask to stay night
>Fuck her brains out

>>385075954
What the fuck is going on in that picture

>>385073925
The only other option is to read her a poem out of the blue.

It makes me wonder what kind of person made this game.

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Top this

>>385075875
>t. Ariane
You cant make me fall for that again, temptress
I know of your foul trickery

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>>385072882
Never had a chance to post this. This game takes me back

>>385075814
>f
but i want to

>>385076104
>have dinner
>swim
>race.

Uhh no you get a 2/10

>>385076138
>shoes and socks on

This dev has good taste

>>385075854
>Walk in on her hanging

Wait what? Like she became an hero? What the fuck causes that?

>>385075954
>Photoshoot
>Best route
>Not the strip tease contest

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>>385076138
continued

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NOICE

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I took her to dinner then to a nightclub and played trivia

The /v/ way

https://e-hentai.org/g/480287/3c7ebf24b9/

>>385073154
I guess its easy if you decide to fuck any landwhale, granny or crackhead who are desperate for some loving.

>>385076201
Nigga I JUST did it. Fucked her twice, once she said something about a cowboy and it got awkward.

>>385076287
>he didn't just fuck her brains out.
Bro you need to be more assertive let this bitch know you're the man and you make the calls.

It's kinda funny how the player character has a small dick.

>>385076138
>>385076267
how?

>>385076462
Just be yourself.

>>385073221
This. 28 year old virgin reporting in.

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WOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF

>>385076462
Ask for sexy pics, compliment, and make sure to get her to do the cheerleader leap at least once. Don't act like a perv unless she's asking for it. And don't forget to fill up the gas.

>>385076442
Yo what're you starin at his dick for brah

>>385076585
Great filename idea.

>>385075871
>you obviously didnt do everything right
welcome to real life interactions with women

>>385074707
>hey, that was nice, wanna keep dancing or wanna make out a bit?
>MAKE OUT
>wow, wtf is wrong with you, you get a 3/10 faggot

This woman is terrible.

>parade her pussy around on a cabaret stage during amateur night
>take her back to her place and fuck in the hot tub
Jesus Christ the absolute state of modern women

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>>385076505
>>385073342
>>385074589

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>>385075376

>>385072736
>game is not mobile friendly
Fuck this shit

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I did it bros, I finally lost my virginity.

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I got cucked at the strip club. Thanks faggots.

>>385076210
Fun fact: The dev is a woman and Ariane is her self insert, you can look it up if you dont believe me

>>385076780
Congrats, anon. Now you'll come to the painful realization that losing your virginity isn't a big deal and all of your depression and worthless feelings are still here, only now you don't have a magical goal that will "fix" you to strive for.

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>>385076585
fucking really?

>>385072736
Probably not, but damned if I'm not going to try

Any other good dating sims that have these kinds of graphics? They're a lot of fun, i don't want newgrounds shit though.

>>385073853
Ever since I started to fap to them a few years back, I've tried thinking of why. Really can't figure it out. So much hotter than VNs.

>>385073730
I was a permavirgin until like 26 and for years had been trying the PUA/Redpill shit (except the stuff that actually mattered). I was just going around acting like a cunt to women and then crying on /r9k/ why couldn't I get laid and got even worse advice.

How did I eventually get laid and start to actually have relationships? By starting to get into music, putting myself out there at open stage nights, meeting people in the scene, through meeting people in the scene, getting new friendship circles, in some new friendship circles making female friends and eventually, just end up having chemistry with some of those girls and things going naturally. Never have I gotten laid by going out and seeking to get laid, every time I've gotten laid has just been treating a girl like any other human and just having chemistry.

There are PUA/Redpill things that actually do matter and it's the common sense shit.

Don't slouch.
Present yourself well.
Talk naturally
Make eye contact
Speak clearly

Stuff they less talk about that I actually learned myself is that there def is a "nerd aura", it goes beyond just like slouching, not making eye contact and looks.

A lot of it is in speech. Speaking too fast, not enunciating words, speaking like you are writing a forum post so you end up speaking fast to dump a huge amount of info, not pronouncing words correctly, mumbling and the big one is not controlling volume. Something I realize now going back and hanging around my old childhood nerd friends is how fucking LOUD they are. Also the nerd accent totally exists, we speak through our noses. Hold your nose when you speak, if it vibrates a lot, you're speaking nasally.

It's amazing though how many Redpill/r9k/ faggots think that improving themselves just means putting on a fedora or bad suit then negging women.

>>385076774
pretty sure there used to be android and ios versions

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>clicked on the date experience link
>found the site
>it has walkthroughs

https://arianeb.com/wiki/

Now you could get her to do whatever you want, fucking losers who need to cheat on a dating sim.

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>>385072736

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>>385076923
fuck you anon I just figured this out a month ago

>feeling her up touching her breasts and ass
>sees me buy condoms and beer
>hey lets go swimming
>hey lets skinny dimp
>wtf no im not that kinda girl

come the fuck on

>got her naked in the hot tub
>tried to be a nice guy and get her motor going
>yeah you played well my nipples thats it good night
good guys do finish last

>>385077185
She likes it without protection, m8

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>>385076726

>>385076998
vdategames are almost the same thing but with a bit less of content in my opinion

My route: read poem, go out to dinner, go to club (DONT PUNCH THE GUY), go to strip club (made her do a show without getting naked and win), get in hottub, smash, bathroom (dont follow in), smash twomore times

Godspeed anons

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>>385077027
>speaking like you are writing a forum post so you end up speaking fast to dump a huge amount of info,

this is me
>t. 24 y/o virgin

>>385076998
Vdategames, my friend. Also look up the stuff by Mortze like Pandora and Redemption for Jessica.

I really love The Humbling Experience, but it's still in development and used RPG Maker.

>>385077195
girls actually don't get turned on at all when you play with their boobs. it'd be like if some chick started sucking your elbow, it's not an erogenous zone

it's only psychologically satisfying because they know you're into them

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>>385077027
damn nigga just play the game what the fuck is this

>>385076268
>pegging

nice

>>385077339
its more comparable to a girl playing with your balls

>tfw my name is Ariane and I'm a guy
These threads are hella weird to see when they come up.

>>385077426
Are you girl to guy type of guy?

.
>>385077339
How much of a permavirgin are you?

The scenario behind this game is so bizarre and unbelievable. I can't imagine a woman inviting a man over directly for what is essentially a blind, first date. Even if she planned on getting laid, most people would probably meet at restaurant first, to make sure your aren't a murderer, wouldn't they?

She is willing to enter the the stripping contest because she "really needs $500", but she appears to have her house, with a private swimming pool and hot tub, and also owns a car and a boat. Is she rich or poor?

>>385077410
true better analogy
>>385077484
I'm with my first gf now and she says it doesn't do anything for her

>>385077483
No. I'm a male.

>>385077494
What makes it even weirder is when you realize it was made by a woman.

>>385077339
>girls actually don't get turned on at all when you play with their boob
wow really so all those orgasms ive given girls just sucking on their tits didnt really happen then

>>385077426
Kill your parents and then kill yourself.
>>385077527
>first gf
>doesn't do anything for her.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHJAJAJJJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, oh shit that's a good one.

>>385077527
>>385077410
I've had a girl playing with my balls, feels great to be honest.

I turn 28 in a week and a half and I'm still a virgin. What kind of rope should I buy myself as a gift? ;_;

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>>385077583

>>385077605
this. Me and my ex would just chill and sometimes she'd stick her hands down my pants to play with my balls. feels nice

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I got too excited about the steak bbq.
I'm hungry. I'll take a good steak dinner over sex any day.

>>385077639
You can get a decent 15 foot rope for like .75 A foot. Just look at the label and make sure it's rated for 345 pounds max.

>>385077603
m8 i've gotten her off a hundred times with normal shit. I'm pretty sure I've even made her cum through neck kissing and grinding alone. the girl just doesn't get that turned on when I play with or suck on her tits

>>385077639

What's your excuse? Are you fat or something

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>>385072736
too easy

>>385077527
>my first gf

Any more advice, ladies man?

>>385076923
I already know this, which is another reason not to fuck anything/do relationships. That shit will solve NOTHING.

>>385077747
>pretty sure
Yeah ok buddy she probably has more of a thrill thinking about going back to Chad after your weak attempt.

>>385077548
Well course you're male now, and that what I will respectfully call you.

>>385076923
I discovered this back in April.
Nothing changes.

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>>385072736
>Introduce self
>Tell her she looks good
>Now I have to pick between Kissing her or Reading a poem
Both options seem terrible

>>385077849
she's actually more into me than I am into her. Somehow I am chad. It's fucking weird.
>>385077835
>not to fuck anything/do relationships
those two are not the same thing. having a good relationship is exceptionally good for mental health

>>385077527
>first gf
What do your other gfs say about it?

>>385077580
Are you serious? That's shocking.

>>385077583
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ouch-80-percent-of-women-faking-orgasms-says-study/

>>385077339
Nigga in the right context elbow sucking could get me full mast, non-erogenous zones doesn't mean they can't turn you on if done right. Like chicks go crazy for neck and ear kissing.

And if you're arguing nipples aren't erogenous zones you just suck. Try circling the areola with your tongue and pulling her nipple lightly with your teeth while sucking on those jugs.

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>>385077743

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>dating sim thread
>all the autists from r9k come out to blog about their irl experiences

everytime

>>385077527
>try something with no experience or technique
>don't see results

WOOOOOWWWW BUGGED BOOB MECHANICS

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what a slut

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>>385076360
Yes, anon. You're still a virgin because you're too good for everyone.

>>385077928
HOLY FUCK STOP I'M LAUGHING TOO MUCH OH FUCK I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT ANYMORE. Thanks anon your meek reassurance of yourself really pulled me out of my slump. Oh god.

>>385074048
what game is this? Google images and vdate don't turn up anything.

>>385077339
Nipples are erogenous zones, dumbass.

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THIS GAME IS AWESOME

>>385077339

Some nips can be real sensitive bruv

>>385077929
why would she fake her orgasm? im not the one who even wants to fuck

The game is downloadable in the dev's site. Is it safe?

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tfw hyper chad in disguise

>>385078109
>No decline option

D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>385077720
A ribeye and a copy of Predator on a 4K screen with surround sound is way more satisfying than sex ever is, can be, or will be

>>385078148
I did so much to get to this point and I thought she would be vomitting or something not taking a shit

>>385078148
She had to take a nice long dump after taking it up the ass.

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I FINALLY DID IT LADS


Taking her to the strip club after 3 glasses of wine and successfully making her win neats you a naked hot tub, massage her, then kiss her, kiss her nipples, then fondle her breast, then rub her back then thighs then pussy and boom sex.

>>385077929
Why don't they just let the guy know what makes them feel good instead of not saying shit and having a miserable time. Do women really think men are going to be upset about that?

any of you lads played the sequel? is there any fucking way to fuck the model nerd?

>>385077757
I don't know, not obese but am a bit overweight. 240 at the moment (and 6'5"). Currently trying to lose some of it.


Have been an unemployed shut-in on and off for the past few years also. Otherwise, women have just never shown any interest or anything. And shit like Tinder never even got me a single date. I'm hopeless.

>>385076726
>Achilles and the tortoise

Memes have gotten way too spicy for me to handle

>>385078331
Apparently some guys are really insecure if the woman doesn't orgasm actually and take it personally. No excuse for dead fish fakers, though.

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dropping knowledge

>>385078331
Nah, it much simpler to cheat or dump than communicate.

>>385078392
>6'5"
>240lbs
>trying to LOSE weight
No stop you need to bulk and lift weights, being skinnier isn't going to help you.

>>385077027
I'm not that helpless. Come up from that basement show/skate culture scene and I'm very involved in it. Just can't make meaningful connections with people and I really don't give a shit about sex. I don't want to stick my dick into anything. Actually I don't know what I want, rather continue with this apathy thing.

>>385072736
I just keep reading her poetry, I can't get her to sex me.

>>385078109
>no option to tell the bitch to go to bed because you're fucking tired
Shit game family

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I'm getting there bros...

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>>385078492

>>385078308
Wow you did way too much work. You could get her in bed right after a few slick moves on the couch after a steak dinner.

>>385077808
christ sakes dude get an adblocker and get rid of cortana

>>385078492
>want to understand women
>have to read fucking War and Peace
Nevermind. I'll just keep brute forcing Ariane until I can see more titties.

>>385077027
>Hold your nose when you speak
What do you mean ??

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>>385078492
>"How to Tame a Woman" by some weeb

>>385078331
It isn't always about what makes them feel good. Sometimes a woman can't get into the right mindset and can't have an orgasm, and there's nothing that can be done.

The study mentioned that sometimes a woman just wants to sleep, so they fake an orgasm to get sex over with faster.

>In 4 attempts I got her in the hot tub, got her down to her bikini bottoms and yet I can't seal the deal

>>385078719
>4 inch problems
Little man step aside and see how it's done.

>>385077757
I'm balding

You can enter in the konami code at the title screen, although I don't know what it does.

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I'm sweating bullets over here

>>385078832
The go bald and get fit

>>385078679
Rest your fingers on the side of your nostrils when you speak, and just say different words, when your nose is vibrating, it's when you're speaking nasally. For me for example, Hello, the "he" part is said really nasally so my nose vibrates like crazy.

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>>385078242
>tfw I got a q2gf by inviting her to my dorm room to watch Aliens Extended Edition

>>385077027
>just speak clearly and enunciate bro
>easy enough
>still have nothing to actually say

>>385078807
Kiss her, touch her breasts, kiss her nipples, massage her thigh, massage her vagina, boom you're in.

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>>385078719
>that sometimes a woman just wants to sleep

That literally goes for me too, I'm sure you've had times as well when your GF wanted it and you didn't it, like I'm tired from work why do we have to do it everyday?

Don't have that problem anymore though, now I can play MonHun in peace

>>385076923
>>385077154
>>385077893
I dunno, every once in a while I remember that I did it and it cheers me up a little.

>>385078910
It's a dark spot on the moon.
So it shouldn't be the middle row

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Too easy. https://www.datingariane.com/d.htm?b8706

Is Ariane wife material?

>>385079110
>apparently desperately needs a measly $500
>but lives in a Beverly Hills-tier mansion

>>385077027
>every time I've gotten laid has just been treating a girl like any other human and just having chemistry.


This. I don't get how most men don't get this. They just wanted to be treated like fucking human beings. Just talk like it's a bro and then wait for the signals. Make a move. Won't always succeed but women make it obvious when they're interested.

is it ok to hit up a cashier at my local walmart shes pretty cute my only concern is that she looks like my ex alot and while it doesnt bother me i think i will be judged for it

>>385079110

Going by the sequel to this Ariane doesn't do committed relationships

RIP anons hopes and dreams

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>>385072736
Jesus fucking christ my heart stopped for a second

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>>385072736
>Tfw when too beta to make a move that I can't even get a virtual girl to have sex with me.

>>385076923

I just want partner for life to share my suffering.

>>385079110
She's a sluts.

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/IdzI3tmvrCc

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>>385079179
>picking up girls at walmart

>>385079179
Why is she your ex anon? What did you do

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>Here is what happened on my date with Ariane...
>I went over to her place. We talked, and drank some wine.
>We had dinner at her place.
>I took her to a strip club. There was a contest going on.
>Ariane tried dancing at a strip club on amateur night, and won.
>I saw her naked.
>We slept together and had sex multiple times.

>>385078719
This is how I feel for ERP sometimes, it starts out good but I just end up not clicking with the partner and rush things along till I can end.

>>385079314
Graduated,
I was a senior she was a freshman

who here /RPS/ all the time?

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>>385079217
>Tfw no sex but got a kiss good bye
I wish you could go on a second date

>>385078380
I'm pretty sure she has more endings than Ariane does. God I hated that game.

>>385079179
In general, asking out cashiers, waitresses, or other customer-facing employees is frowned upon because they have to be nice to you because of their job.

If you have never had a real conversation with her, do you really think a stranger (you) asking her out is going to go well?

>>385079394
that's it

That's your reason

>She gets too drunk to operate after three glasses of red wine

What the hell I can drink a bottle of red wine in a night

>>385076838
Stefan Molyneux?

>>385079578
Are you a woman?

>>385077410

lol no, having your balls tickled is the best feeling ever

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YEAH YEAH great and all

But can you become God-Emperor and fuck hot bitches?

http://davidgoujard.com/btd.html

>>385079525
well i was gonna work up to the part where i get her number but now that you say that maybe i should reconsider this whole crush i have
>>385079540
boi i have to go to college and if i continued porking a 15 year old into my 19s id be in jail

>>385076137
The author modeled Ariane after herself

>>385072736
>https://www.datingariane.com/
Fuck my date ended when I drank at the club but it doesnt make sense since I had wine earlier. This is a BS game leave /v/ alone.

>>385079740
I picked up and dated the waitress from a diner I frequented... but having a group of people that usually came with me helped make the situation a bit more casual. It's definitely doable, but you should work up to having some conversation first and take a little bit of time to feel out the situation.

>>385077339
>he hasn't made a girl have a heaving, squirting orgasm just by sucking on her nips

>>385078492
>>385078573
Is this useful or bullshit?

>>385073154
not virgin but it's still hard as fuck to get laid, tell me your secrets anon

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>>385080093
>can make my gf orgasm as fast as in 3 minutes
>she cant make me

>>385080134
There is some truth in it.

>>385077808
>no Gay Sex With Hats On
I'm disappointed in you.

>>385079578
>I'm a big boy!
I need a cartoon of 3l wine if I want to go. Though that's not a good thing or a good sign.

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>>385080202
i know that feel

Anyone help on getting the bj and fucking her in the car?

>>385079627
Women loves intelligent ancaps. They know ancap is the only way to go

>>385075058
this actually happened to me a few times
):

>>385075058
yes anon that's rape she didn't consent to you doing anything while she was naked, just because she's naked that's not a free invite :^ )

>>385079152
>talk like it's a bro and then wait for the signals
>tfw by the time she's signaling interest you know her well enough to not want any part of that

>>385079578
Women have more body fat and lower alcohol tolerance
A woman can usually only outdrink a man if she has built up more of a tolerance

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>tfw 27 year old virgin
>way too late for me, no woman will ever want someone as inexperienced as me
>tfw also only 4.5" dick

>>385079578
I once drank an entire 1.5 liters of brandy in a depression-fueled Tuesday
That was a bad day but I didn't black out or throw up, my tolerance is through the fucking roof and I don't even drink heavily

>>385080384
>some autistic faggot actually believes nudity equals invitation
Oh you silly yanks and your tyrannical puritarianism.

Don't go on a nudist beach.

>>385080408
>treat her like a bro
>Freaks out when I ask to suck her dick
wtf man

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>>385076268
>on top

THAT'S IS NOT THE MISSIONARY POSITION OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PERMITTED US TO USE HARLOT
>woman shall lay under man

GET OUT!

A shame you can't rape her smug little ass.

I just downloaded it and searched *sex in images.
Too bad there's no doggystyle scene? Unless I missed something
>>385076268

>>385080237
like which parts?

>she's naked and we go to the bathroom to rinse off the beach sand
>"You can follow me inside if you want"
>I do
>4 out of 10

WELL DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME THEN YOU BORDELINE.

>>385080449
experience and dick size are the least of your problems, you must have confidence

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I too want to program a game where anons have sex with me

>>385080202
I'm kind of jealous honestly
I cum decently easily with my gf but I've only made her cum once and that was with oral
She's basically incapable of it, she can't even masturbate to orgasm because she says it hurts after a while, no matter how wet she is
It also fucking sucks because it takes like 5 minutes to get my dick in and there's a lot of crying and pain on her end even though I loosen her up beforehand and use a fuckton of lube
Which really kills my boner since pain and crying aren't my thing
If she came easily I'd want to have sex all the time but as it is it's just kind of upsetting

>>385080739
And there is no way I'm ever going to get confidence unless a woman fucks me.

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wtf

>>385080449
dick size is not important you have to own that dick!
just remind yourself that being average is alright

>Having a decent run
>oh look its late cya
every time
REEEEEEEE

>>385080202
There was one instance where I ate my girl out and she had a mindshattering orgasm. I never heard her get that loud before and she was literally, and I mean the actual form of the word literally, begging me to fuck her. Except I have no idea what I did to make that happen and now I can't repeat it. Shit drives me nuts

>this bitch is an art history major but can't get bar trivia right
fucking hell

>>385079952
I was told before that you're not supposed to get drunk on a date and that's why it happens. My question is who the fuck is more than slightly buzzed after that.

>>385080819
she's faking it anon

>>385079179
Unless you talk to her while you run into her not at the register you'll just come off as one of dozens of creeps who hit her up. When I worked retail my female cashier coworkers would tell me about that shit all the time, one even bought chocolates through another cashier and told him to give it to her as a gift from a secret admirer. He wasn't even some neckbeard he was some Mexican immigrant.

>>385080964
>looks like you're really pigging out
>how am i supposed to eat when you're blabbering so much?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>385080134
>>385078573
>>385078492

Seconding

>>385080853
>Waking up in a city full of scantily-dressed women that look like Ariane
You sure you're not actually dead and just in hell?

>tfw played this game so much I've been on all the dates and practically memorised every route

>can't even get turned on by 3D women anymore even though I have a gf
Fucking hell figuring out how to get past sadpanda was a goddamn mistake
I've become too degenerate and desensitized, why can't we just feel good without it fucking wrecking our ability to feel good

>>385080819
Yeah... she's lying or she was molested as a child.

Either way, you guys aren't very close and should either learn to start talking or break up.

>>385081056
Faking what, pain?

>>385080853
TUMBLING DOWN

>>385081178
Try to get your gf into your kind of porn. I'm serious. We watch porn together. I found out she was into fisting. Which surprised me considering how laid back she is. You just never know.

>>385081178

Eventually you go so far deep in panda that you end up in vanilla. Not even kidding.

>>385077027
i've tried too many times anon, im in a depresive shithole and lost all my will to trust a woman again

anyone know that other stupid dating sim game where the guy is a voyeur and goes out with the girl he was watching? she's blonde I think

>>385077808
>those ads

>>385081232
We're very close and sexually open with each other and have been together for 6 years
It doesn't help that my dick is big and also that it's been fucking broken by a combination of a masturbation addiction and anti-depressants
So now it's harder to get me turned on because of degenerate doujins and harder to get me to cum because zoloft

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never gone this route, huh
I can see the difference from younger me,
holyshit

>>385081320
this.
its like reaching enlightenment

>>385081416
>one time got naked with a girl out on a rock formation in the middle of nowhere under the stars and the moon
Being naked outside with another person is oddly freeing

>>385080187
Anon is a grill.

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Going out to dinner with her. Wish me luck, /v/!

>read bullshit poem
>Instant kiss
>what
>Go to dinner
>She doesn't read books to learn
>okaywtf.png
>Movies
>she doesn't like films that require thought process
>you dumb bitch
>eat some food between talking
>lol you fucking pig get the hell out

What the hell aren't you supposed to eat when you go out to dinner.

>>385081587
it's cold af tho

>>385081320
I hope I get there soon because right now I'm on X-ray nakadashi futa on male mpreg feminization cum inflation

>>385081557
>finding yourself typing in female:"big ass" like a 12-year old boy

Quite the feeling.

>>385081631
her junk looks like it was kitbashed from another model

>>385081587
skinny dipping with someone adds another sensation into your reality, dunno how to explain this

>>385073853
>>385074048
>>385077021

put me in that club too, although I kinda hate how most of the games coming out now are ultra linear and just have a single route that takes fucking ages to get through so we have to sit through the god awful 'story'

>>385081721
You have so much further down the rabbit hole to descend before you can bitch.

mpreg a shit tho

>>385081648
>omg anon I can't believe you made me watch Inception, it made like no sense at all
>you don't have to lie to me and pretend you understand it, anon, geez
whenever I see a suggested video on YouTube of "<movie that isn't even complicated> EXPLAINED" I want to die a little
What the fuck was there to not understand about Inception or Shutter Island

>Go out to dinner
>Go to club, get kicked out
>Go to beach
>Go home
>"Well we haven't eaten yet so we should go out for some dinner"
>Go out for dinner 2

What the fuck happened here

So how many variations are there?

Hot Tub
Couch
Bedroom
Photo Shoot
Strip Club i guess?

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got the same feeling that teenager me got
really satisfactory
it was fun, should I go for another route?

>>385081860
I only like mpreg with futas and only if the guy gets feminized first
Abdominal Pregnancy is my favorite fucking doujin

>>385076585
So is she retarded?

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>good at talking to people
>people take to me quickly and easily
>make lots of acquaintances
>lots of girls I definitely could've gotten with
>simply have zero motivation to meaningfully interact with others in my spare time

are we talking about a VIDEO GAME

>>385082031
At least if you develop said interest you're halfway there.

>>385082030
considering you can kiss her as one of the earliest things and she doesn't mind, yes

>>385082076
Yes you dumb nigger

>>385079431

Well, it really is pretty rare to get laid during the first date. I think that's happened to me 2 or 3 times, out of 50 or so girls I've had sex with.

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>>385081964
lmao I haven't read it
how do I switch to the old captcha?

>>385082031
Fuck, I know that feeling (besides the grills), I'm great at surface level interaction but soon the awkward silence sets in as I don't know what the fuck to talk about and the other(s) don't say anything.

>>385080838
>woman fucks me
Are you gay? You're the one that has to fuck the woman. Get that into your head.

>>385082030
considering you can kiss her as one of the earliest things and she doesn't mind, yes
also, how do I beat steak dinner?

>>385081641
Oh fuck I accidently x-ed off the tab

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>>385076923

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>>385072736
How do you think Ariane will look in another 4 years? FUCK ITS BEEN THAT LONG?!

>>385080371
same anon
I hate this fucking life

>>385082223
VR?

>>385082136
settings at the top

>>385082238
how the fuck does that even happen? like dude

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Holy shit. I'm a virgin, and yet I find people who cry about wanting a girlfriend pathetic.

Realized halfway into the carnival I fucked up.

>all the general-ass "advice" ITT

You know the real redpill is realizing that women are just individuals like the rest of us. Just ask her what she's into.

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Oops.