I bought a vita

good thread OP
keep it up

>>385072351
Uh, you should clean it.

>>385072351
Did you enjoy your trip to the beach?

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was i the only person who thought from the beginning that vita is a trainwreck?
I bought psp around the same time and i kinda regret it because there are not that many great games.
The only thing these handhelds are good for is for playing while taking a shit but still i'd rather watch a video on my phone instead or read something.

Its water proof soak it in water

>>385072351
Jeez. Maybe I'm a faggot but I don't let anything get that dusty.

>>385073053
The vita was fucked up since the beginning I really wanted to get one till I see all the failures.

Time has passed and the vita keep being shit, truly sad, at least the 3DS is nice.

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I also bought a vita

>>385073338
i just don't like the whole concept of portable consoles and i feel these products are mostly aimed at kids under 15 years old

>>385073338
>>385073053
Vita fucked itself with the proprietary memory cards that cost an arm and a leg

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>>385072351
Cool.

I bought the ripoff $16 case for it, so my VITA has no dust, yet still will never be played.

>>385072351
Nobody cares about your stupid chinese bootleg NGage, anon.

>>385073053
>Dad won one of those "You will never fucking win this shit" games of chance at an arcade
>The options were Xbox 360 or PSP
>Already owned a 360 so my dad got me the PSP
>Super thankful
>To this day all I have for it is Loco Roco, Megaman Powered Up, Maverick Hunter X, and Ape Escape
t-thanks dad

>>385075929
Dude hack that shit and you can play all kinds of games

>>385072351
I play most of my PS4 games on my Vita, it's pretty nice

>>385075314
Where are my cheap repro?

>>385073053
psp is a shit console too, i used mine to emulate gba, psx and snes

I enjoy the visual novels and jrpgs tbqhwy

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>>385073401
>dusty console
>clean (almost immaculate) charger cable

>>385075929
You ungrateful pos,

>>385076054
Pro Duo were at least used in a lot of pro grade Sony cameras for a while along with the PSP
Chinks had an incentive to make clones
The Vita memory card is some obscure format that is only used on the Vita and will never be used again ever.

>>385073053
psp is probably the most overrated handheld of all time. only reason why people praise it is because its piss easy to mod

>>385076853
I mean you can get back your moneys worth out of hours from MHFU alone, but yeah it doesn't exactly have a gigantic library + PPSSPP exists

>>385075684
Quality writing right there.

>>385076815
How hard can it be to make an adaptor for an SD card?

>>385072351
....I know you're trying to convey you don't play it a lot but AT LEAST clean it. Yeesh.

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>>385072351
I love my vita!

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>>385077096
It's okay when nintendo does it!

>>385077096
>Quality writing right there.

That's actually party of their personality so it's alright. Also not a rewrite, it's the actual translation.... not that there was anything to translate there.

>>385078186
nah fuck that shit, that was a full on rewrite. Fuck you treehouse and fuck you for posting that shit and comparing it to the above.

>>385077783
It won't fit in the slot. Any adapter would have to be some cable that dangles outside the vita. The vita memory card is slightly thicker than a microsd. Any adapter that thin is more likely to break.

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>>385072351
>>385073401
>>385077919
>smearing sawdust all over a video game console you paid money for just for an epic joke

>playing God Wars
>you get XP for every action, even self buffing
>just by doing side-quests I am hilariously over-levelled
>get a new character when I continue story
>he's at the level of the mobs I faced
>he's super weak compared to my guys
>oh well.jpg
>realise that there is Job Levels and Total level
>Each Job gives a different stat gain
>I had been levelling up basic jobs on every to Lv10 for some reason
>realised it's fucked my general stat levels
>quit and never go back

Oh well. It was a fun SRPG while it lasted. I moved onto Children of the Zodiarc on Steam for that fix.

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>>385072351
I too enjoy using my Vita on the New York subway.

>>385078186
Is not ok either, it is also shit.
>>385078480
Fuck the writers, we already know that those two are serious no need to do a dialog full of "..."

Do games in this shit have paid dlc?

>>385080270
A lot of them, but you can pirate it

>>385078186
>B-BUT NINTENDO
Classic.

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huh? where'd my vita go? I could swear I bought one

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anyone else just get out a toothpick and scrap this stuff off your old handheld consoles?

I love to eat it

I'm can't seem to find a good replacement battery for my psp.I wonder if it will be the same with vita 5 years from now

>>385080402
I like to collect games, just like coins
I just dont want incomplete games

>>385080948
What in the shit of fuck? grab an old toothbrush and clean that shit. Also why is everybody in this fucking board hands of fucking meatloaf? Take care of your shit you nigger fetuses!

>>385073053
Its not so bad for PS1 and emulating, I'd say its worth it. Never liked emulating on PC.

>>385072351
can it emulate ps2 games yet? ive wanted to play spiderman 2 on the go since i was a kid and bought a vita around launch with the hopes of it being a proper pocket ps2
i was also hoping for a portable gta,
but thats never gonna happen again. good thing i still have chinatown wars on ds.

Why wouldn't you use it to play games while you shit?

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>>385072351
if you hack it - it becomes kinda ok. Still I feel more remourse about it than about Wii U for example
>>385075929
>>385073053
PSP library is bloody awesome, fuck your shit taste
>>385075684
>not playing on big TV screen
What kind of poor Gundam Weaboo are you

>>385084483
Silly sonnygger, the Wii U is God tier if you hack it. Wii, Gamecube, N64, every-fucking-thing for free.

>>385085267
Read better, I said I feel more remorse about Vita than about Wii U

>>385072351
Not particularly thrilled with it, but I would buy it over a Switch at the moment.

>>385072351
>pay several hundred dollars for a vita
>dont play it and let it collect dust
"heh, fuck sony amiright guys?"

>>385086808
I think it got started because some Switch owners seem to think they should have purchased a Vita instead.