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Biggest piece of shit in gaming. Pic related.
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Why does he deserve that title? Legit question. Aside from aliens.
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>>385072695
Is Aliens not enough?
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>>385072695
Lawfare, using feminism as a beard to protect his image while one of his employees lured a person into sex under false pretenses (that's rape in certain states, by the way) and covered it up, embezzling tens of millions of dollars from his publisher to make a game shot through with naked unapologetic plagiarism and stiffing the person they stole from. It goes on and on.
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>>385072854
>while one of his employees lured a person into sex under false pretenses (that's rape in certain states, by the way) and covered it up.
Nigga what?
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Wrong image, OP. Don't worry, I found it >>385061078

After half a year of complaints about balance, after Blizzard screwed over heroes to the point of being unplayable, they still maintain the game doesn't need additional balance.
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>>385073296
ill take a playable game in overwatch, over that shit randy tried to push with battleborn
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He's not Phil Fish, or Toriyama, or Wada, or Inafune, or whoever Konami's head honcho is.
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>>385072309
How can a full grown man have so little self-consciousness?
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>>385072309
far from it. you don't know jackshit about the industry if you think randy is the biggest pos.
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>>385073616
>Toriyama
What the fuck does Toriyama have to do with gaming?
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daniel klein unironically shouldn't have a job
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That's not /v/?
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>>385073862
>Motomu Toriyama (鳥山 求 Toriyama Motomu) is a Japanese game director and scenario writer who has been working for Square Enix since 1994. He initially worked on cutscenes in Bahamut Lagoon and Final Fantasy VII. Toriyama started directing with Final Fantasy X-2 and has continued doing so with large-scale projects such as Final Fantasy XIII and its sequels Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. Since 2003, he has been directing his own team of scenario writers at the company. He is currently directing Mobius Final Fantasy and is a member of Square Enix's Business Division 1,[1] and part of the Final Fantasy Committee that is tasked with keeping the franchise's releases and content consistent.[2]

It's a real mystery.
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>>385072695
He's fucked up Duke Nukem
>shilling Duke Nukem Forever and marketing it as a competent game for old-school FPS fans
>removing the Megaton edition from steam
>gave us a "remaster" of Duke3d with shitty audio and none of the add-on's
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>>385073905
inb4
>how dare you speak to me
>every time
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>>385074004
>Removed the original Bulletstorm from Steam to push their remaster with nothing new but Duke mode
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>>385073991
Oh, my bad. My first association is Akira Toriyama, so I was a little confused
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He hates Trump. That alone should tell you what scum he is.
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>>385074279
Hes a faggot liberal with a faggot son and fat wife
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>>385074279
That's just a case of the broken clock being right twice a day. If anybody can recognize an incompetent leader, it's an incompetent leader.
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>>385074472
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>>385074472
Good bait, Hillary.
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>>385074720
Incompetence is better than corruption but it's still incompetence.
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>>385074851
>Implying incompetence
Ah yes, the "concern" troll
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>>385074963
how wrong of me to doubt the god-emperor, I'm so terribly sorry
good day and shadilay to you noble kekistani
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Who's worse Randy or Reggie?
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>>385072309
>BADASS
I still don't understand his obsession with the term.
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How do I become as badass as Randy, /v/?
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>>385076518
Chuunibyou.
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>>385076518
you'll never understand until you become a bada** yourself kid
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>>385076801
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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>>385076518
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>>385074963
>Let's give 100 billion dollars worth of weapons to the people behind 9/11, who are also currently arming ISIS and moderate beheaders
>muh 4D chess
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>>385077016
Proof that the only solution is white revolution
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>>385076801
This can't be real.
Please tell me it's real.
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Whichever asshole is responsible for making Dark Souls 3 too much like Bloodborne.
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>>385076518
It feels like a term that dates a person. It's a term from the 90s and saying it nowadays makes a person sound like an old person who is using slang from two decades ago.

It's a phrase that no longer is profane. It's a phrase that has been replaced by "motherfucker". Maybe it's just me, but the glasses might as well say "butt kicker" as that's how mild the word "ass" has become. If I had to wear a word on glasses as a gag or joke (and I wouldn't) I wouldn't settle for any phrase or word with less kick than "fuck".
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>>385077480
imma get some glasses that say "NIG GER"
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>>385077309
that's what people thought they were doing when they voted the clown in
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>>385077620
because yanks are fucking dumb
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>>385077570
lol
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>>385077016
>>385075120
OBSESSED
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>>385077016
>Let's give 100 million dollars to the people behind Duke Nukem Forever to make a new entry in our beloved franchise

fucking Segampf
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>>385076695
psh, if you need to be told then you'll never know.

pic related, me and the boys on a badass mission
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>>385077773
>it's Gearbox's fault that DNF was bad
I love this meme.
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>>385077752
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong board, /ck/'s two blocks down.
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>>385077945
It certainly wasn't going to be good either way, but they are still the people who released the garbage
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>>385077945
they sure as hell didn't help
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>>385078172
Randy made it better
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>>385078930
Playable, you mean. It's still the same trash that 3drealms slapped together before they went on a 13 year vacation to the bahamas for hookers and blow.
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>>385079154
the first videos of the game looked cool then they scrapped it
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>>385077359
http://steamcharts.com/app/394230
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>>385079413
hahahahah fuck u Randy
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>>385073905
always gets me
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>>385079413
>it actually got even lower
Randy Bobandy is a real human bean.
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ITS NOT FREE 2 PLAY U FUCKING LIARS STOP TRYING TO TARNISH THE BRAND.
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>>385080103
Tarnish what brand?
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>>385080198
Gearbox you fucking loser, its not free 2 play
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>>385080243
What's Gearbox?
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>>385079413
>release month
>4000 players
>a month later
>less than 1000
I knew this game was a failure but god damn.
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>>385080343
It's a funny story, it's the company name Gabe wanted, but our boy Randy won it from him in a poker match.
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>>385080497
fair and square bad ass style
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>>385080497
Is Randy genuinely autistic? I can't understand how he could possibly think that story wouldn't get blown apart immediately.
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>>385080414
even Paladins BTFO of Battleborn
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>>385080497
That's also how Randy won the Millenium Falcon.
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>>385080910
it was a tall tale :^)
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>>385081086
Just like every Aliens: Colonial Marines trailer.
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>>385081005
Paladins has 16k+ players online atm.
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Codehunters.


Gearbox is awful in many, many ways.
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>>385081323
Randy BTFO again
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>>385081419
Gearbox's writing is funny.
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>>385081534
said no one ever
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>>385076518

It's one of those semi-naughty words that's still PG15 so they use it like Disney marketers.
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>>385081592
It is though, you guys have no sense of humor.
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>>385081534
drop dead faggot
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>>385081419
True badasses love to be patronized while playing shitty games.
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>>385081086
4u
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>>385081773
Randy likes big guys in his wife.
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>>385077359
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>>385073862
Dragon quest
Fuckers keep confusing it for Chrono trigger
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>>385082659
>unironically powering up anon's autism with that many (you)s
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>>385082659
But that's only 269 (you)s, he didn't filter out the post itself and the earlier post that it quoted.
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>>385072309
>think /v/ is over-exaggerating the "badass" meme
>friends buys me BL2 and BLPS to play with him
>badass is used every other sentence
>by every fucking character
>even stat points are called BADASS points

Fucking kill me.
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>>385084192
lol we tried to warn u
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>>385073905
>How dare you speak to me

cada vez
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>>385084807
#rekt
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>>385076801
>>385076971
>>385077359
>>385079413
Not only is this real, but the mario retardy stream on the 15th have more people viewing it than people playing battle born at the time.

Think about that. They made a AAA multiplayer FPS and it was so bad more people would rather watch 4 easy AIs duke it out on an emulated n64 game from 20 years ago than play it. It may not have gotten as hysterical a failure as the tortanic, but even they still have players...
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>>385085135
This makes me so happy
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>>385072309
I like these Battleborn threads, it let's /v/ stop the hate for just a while to come to together and analyze why such a big game failed so hard
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>>385073296
Jeff Kaplan is a decent bloke. The worst thing you can say about him is that he's not an expert on balance.
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randy pitchford is actually adorable. every time he goes to a panel he does a magic trick for the entire audience. he's a goofball and means well, he's just an old dad guy trying to be cool give it a rest
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>>385085367
Randy thought his humour sold borderlands.

It was just the addictive "oo look a new gun" mechanic. Failing that, the game is garbage in every other way.

Battleborn is the same thing but without that "redeeming" (lol) mechanic.
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>>385085581
hey randy fuck off
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>>385085135
I think the tortanic's failure was funnier because it had biodrones defending it. People could troll them at END OF RINE, "dell gaming mouse", etc. where as battleborn doesn't have anyone. Like, at all.
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>>385072309
he is more pathetic/annoying at this point senpai
there's probably a bunch of nameless white collar jews that killed studios/games and drove people out of the industry and we don't shit on them
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>>385085625
im not randy! i even thought that dumb song he played at one of the borderlands panels was cringey as hell

but i can't bring myself to hate him, he is so genuinely well-meaning
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>>385074120
>Akira Toriyama
literally who
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>>385085702
>im not randy!
>i can't bring myself to hate him, he is so genuinely well-meaning

Are you underage or female?
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>>385085581
>>385085702
I honestly don't see how you could think that.
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>>385072854
lmao, kill yourself.

Randy is a piece of shit but who cares about his feminist "view".

This is why /pol/ is a joke
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>>385085771
because i am not full of aimless rage
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>>385085747
guy who made dragonball, or basically what happens when you get joe davis to write a shounen
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>>385079413
>fails so hard not even going f2p saves it
>>385085135
>fucking mario retardy pulls in more participants at a given moment
I am actually starting to feel kind of bad for the guy. Battleborn just straight up died, to an extent barely any other game has before. It was a large scale game from an established developer with successful titles behind their back intended to be something in the vein of Overwatch and it just fucking died. That's some real ass 100 to 0 shit, whether or not the game was even gonna be any good to start with.
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>>385072695

>Consistently condescending to people
>Gearbox hasn't contributed positively to the industry since Opposing Force and the Halo PC port
>He's "That guy", the one who makes a bunch of dad jokes, thinks he's hilarious, except unlike the average dad who makes bad jokes he gets mad when people don't think he's funny.
>Done a bunch of legally questionable shit
>Duke Nukem Forever
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>>385086048
ITS NOT F2P FAGGOT
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>>385085815
Someone's getting defensive.
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>>385086101
So then what was all that ruckus about a few weeks back?
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>>385086161
stop badmouthing the product and brand, its not f2p
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>>385072695
>Why does he deserve that title?

He went out of his way to make and sing a song about how bad GamerGate is. He went full sjw. Then he lead Gearbox to make Battleborn. When that wasn't selling well, he tried to create a reddit just for Battleborn porn (and yes I mean PORN/Hentai) and stealth market that on his twitter... thinking porno will solve his sales problem.
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>>385074004
>I bought the atomic edition instead of the megaton on gog
>can't find a place to get megaton anymore
help
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>>385086228
Never mind I used Google, so you get the unrestricted experience except you're limited to a rotating selection of random heroes. I don't know anon, that sounds just about as much F2P as League is.

Don't you think you're being a bit too hostile?
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>>385085815
>Corruption and fraud
>"aimless rage"

The fuck?

>>385085581
Being a goofball doesn't excuse the shit you've done.
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>68 playing an hour ago
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>>385086298
Are any of his characters even wankable? They're all feminist approved aren't they? Unless he's into that.
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>>385086475
stop spreading rumors on our non f2p game cunt
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>>385086741
>our
that's a funny typo anon

come on chill out
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>>385086862
We are tired of this youtube videos against us and now forums like this, fuck you all
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>>385086862
>honestly believing that one of Battborns 100 fans is in this thread

lol
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SIXTY
EIGHT
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>>385072309
>Steals Codehunters design from the author and than cuts contact with him.
>Steal funds from Sega to produce Borderlands titles.
>Released Colonial Marines in its current state.
>Released DNF in its current state.
>Released Battleborn in its current state.
>Removed the megaton edition of Duke from steam to try and force people to purchase their inferior version.
>Randy spends all his time on twitter attacking people instead of trying to save his company.

The list just goes on and on.
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>>385086948
>battleborn fan finding an excuse, any excuse, to not play their game

I believe it.
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>>385087046
b-but he seems like such a genuine guy!
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>>385087267
>Randy hosts a Gearbox panel at PAX 2016
>Gets up on stage and tells a joke that he found super offensive.
>Everyone in the crowd laughs at the joke
>Randy sits down and sings a song about bigots on the internet and goobergate.

I really do love Randy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664
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>>385087641

>Random person shitting on randy has more retweets and likes than randy, a celebrity
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Does anyone have the screenplay that someone made,
about Randy spiraling into depression in his office whilst surrounded by tons of unsold Battleborn merch?

It's really freaking good, but i can't think of how i'd even search for it
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>>385087641
Anyone here follow @porn?
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>>385087934
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>>385088440
Boyyyyyy!!
ty
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>>385088056
is the Blunderbornr34 reddit still up
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Randy isn't worse then Reggie
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>>385073296
Sounds like a huge case of git gud faggot
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He's a great father
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>>385072695
Him and his fucking company stole money from Sega, so he deserves all the crap he gets.
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>>385089767
Fuck Sega and fuck you
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>>385088440
C'est magnifique
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>>385089767
To be fair Sega was never going to use it for anything good either
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>>385076695
fuck me
isn't this all because the rare legendary enemies in borderlands 1 were given the badass title?
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>>385076695
>7 things why Battleborn is so badass

That doesn't even make any sense.
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>>385086732
> Are any of his characters even wankable?

The only one who ever was wankable is Siren from Borderlands. But that was before the whole sjw bullshit started and sexy was still cool then. After that, it's downhill from there.

Batleborn didn't start out with good looking sexy characters, it was all butt ugly shit all around. It wasn't until after they realized Overwatch was the top search on pornhub for awhile and sold way more than their Battleborn that they slowly started adding more fanservice characters that was only slightly better looking than their current crap. But by then, it was too late to save it... Randy even starting a reddit just for battleborn porn to try to save it. It sure was hilarious watching Randy's desperate attempt to shill it.
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>>385091970
It's most likely paid shill article.

Seems "badass" if their buzzword.
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>>385076695
I'm not sure how many of you notice but certain companies believe they can keep using the same shill word and people will believe it.

Don't know how well this tactics work but Microsoft does the same every E3. They pick one buzzword and makes sure it's said like 100 times during their conference. They think people will remember it and eventually think it's true.

Gearbox just happens to pick badass for their shill buzzword.
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>>385079413
Fucking hell and I thought Titanfall 2 was bad.
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>>385090642
Pretty much. And they legendary mobs, they were more super versions of the mobs that generally had better loot pools.
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>panders to SJW crowd
>SJWs don't play games
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