Alright /v/ I fucked up a little, I got 100 dollars on the line with a friend of mine. I've never played Mario Kart on a wii before, only on a GameCube way back in the day. I'm about to go into this competition totally blind, can any of you guys give me any tips so I can have a chance? My friend is apparently practicing all day to beat me and I'm too competitive to let him win, help me out here
It's complete luck if you leave items on. If not, the mechanics are still too primitive to make much of a difference.
>>385069880
Wheelies
Drift
Use the machine bike as mario if funky Kong isn't available
>>385070035
t. shit at mario kart
a good player can consistently come 1st even with the rng
>>385070270
Sounds like you play against shitters. The skill ceiling is low
>>385069880
If he's playing every day and you've never touched wii you're fucked anon, there's literally nothing you can do.
but
>pick bowser bike
>pick funky kong
>Hold accelerate after "2" ends for speed boost
>drift every corner for a boost
>If you get thunder cloud you need to crash into other people immediately
>>385070462
Well he's only be playing "everyday" since yesterday since I bet i could beat him so it's not like this is his favorite game or some shit, thanks for the advice tho
>>385070356
true desu this opinion was based on online players
Do you have a copy of it yourself ?
80% of being good at the game is knowing the tracks
The other 20% is actually being good at driving.
Take it from someone who did nothing but play Mario kart Wii everyday after school during my senior year of highschool. Once you get a lead the games done
>>385071052
Nope I don't, this bet was fucking stupid of me so this whole thread is my desperate attempt at having a chance.
>>385070035
>It's complete luck if you leave items on.
t.sore loser
>>385071359
Kek you've got no shot. Unless you tell him to lend you the game for the same amount of time that he had to practice. Otherwise yea you're fucking dumb for taking this bet.
Also, how's summer? :^)
go on youtube and watch a lets play or something
Study those tracks anons
>>385071602
Pretty good man thanks for asking
>>385069880
are there still online matches in mario kart wii? this is makin me want to play it again