European Speedrunner Assembly
yump edition
NOW: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
NEXT: BloodRayne
THEN: Archangel
STREAM 2: Paper Mario
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed)
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed)
Reminder to use the superior schedule
www.esamarathon.com/schedule
first
First try
The God Gamer Stigma
Reminder no bully in this thread, especially all this "yump" bully
what is wrong with the Swedish?
Stream 1 pride
Remember, you can do it!
>>385056128
for someone who talks so fucking much i would expect his english to be better
YUMP!
>>385056097
Embarrassing
Reminder that the N64 South Park game runs on Turok 2's engine.
i thought ESA was suppose to be good.
its literally been a fucking trainwreck since day one.
>>385056193
what's bad about it
>>385056134
He is nervous because he forgot to prep the bull.
>>385056175
tfw GDQ would've banned those guys for doing this
>>385056128
Fuck you weeb trash. I'm gonna yump your mom later while you watch.
>>385056128
I'll yump whenever I want
>>385056175
No u can't
this guys
>>385056193
He learned it from watching MLP
>we never considered mercy kill actually since this is the last run for the day
STOP SAYING KAPPA
>>385056349
Yes?
>>385056230
yeah man where the trannies at wtf, fuck this shit, back to blacked dot com
>He speaks in third person
Do we have a kappa count from this guy?
Do you like traps too?
>>385056230
Yesterday was a bit meh but I've enjoyed today.
>>385056193
probably better than your swedish
The autist falls for traps: Confirmed
>>385056349
I am sure they would have if he was still doing his yumping skip for another 20+ min. He didn't even have backup save.
>>385056439
Kappa
>>385056552
I enjoyed the GTA:SA and Trackmania run yesterday.
>*sips drink*
OH GOD NO OH CHRIST JESUS HELP
>>385056553
you wont see me volunteering to narrate myself playing vidya in swedish either
reee refill my water
>>385056193
>Americfats complaining about other countries not speaking another language perfectly.
Do they even understand the irony when they do this?
No one wants his backwash water :(
based crowd
Is the PC version of Turok different than the N64 version? I dont remember any of this
I wonder if this guy is going to get retroactively banned from future GDQ for this
>>385056653
I'll make you, you little slut
>>385056751
He would have never been accepted.
Yeezus yumped
>>385056770
n-nani?!?
T-rekt!
>>385056667
And some guy actually did it
*slurp*
>T-rekt
Shitty puns are the highest form of humor.
Wow, he yumped high up in the air.
>>385056751
>retroactively banned from future GDQ
>Nobody spammed the streamer with invites
I am so proud of you guys.
>>385056745
A few of the levels are slightly different. The first level one of the keys isn't hidden in the same spot as the autoshotgun anymore and in a later level a key and rocket launcher locations are switched. Also it doesn't say "game over" in the credits on this version. There's probably other things.
>actually lets fight these guys for no reason
is this even a speedrun anymore
We goin for a NG+ lap boys
Turok is really damn boring without the music, good Lord
>>385056751
preemptively
>ESA has a french chick
>GDQ has fucking edobean
Why
>>385057007
Do you even need to ask after the 20 minutes of yumping
>!
>!
>!
>!
why is the total amount of donations are different for each stream
OVER FUCKING ESTIMATE
>Dont you have a route for this?
>Yes but I messed it up
>literally nobody in the crowd paying attention
>>385057151
Who would've thought?
>>385057151
Yes we all saw the yumpening.
>>385057151
It's gonna be over by lods, guy was stuck on the yump skip for years
>>385057135
Well considering stream 2 is saying stream 1 has that Wind Waker abortion on, someone clearly isn't keeping stream 2 updated
>Failing all the questions in this quiz will spawn the hardest boss in the game
>>385057151
What a failure
>sluuuuurp
>>385057067
Did the tranny kiss put him to his death bed?
Hahah, I thought the fight he was doing was the final boss but actually he's not even close to done. This is going way overtime.
Is PMTTYD better than this? I've never played it
>another run over estimate
Fucking christ you guys
>>385057284
Dumb kumikoposter
>Stickykeys
Wew
>>385057263
It was 3 anti guys.
>>385057284
>cough
>Emotional speech
turok stream is lit
>guy cuts him off from going on an autistic rant about his love for Paper Mario
now this is just getting sad
Oh god, Karlar is going to purpose to the german
>you will know the pure form of love that this autist knows about Paper Mario
I think he was getting told to shut it down
>>385057304
Gameplay-wise and in general yeah, but the level design takes a hit.
Super's hit-or-miss
You don't need to know about Sticker Star. Play Paper Jam if you must instead, it does almost everything Sticker Star tries to do better
Color Splash is a significantly improved, but still meh and skippable Sticker Star.
>>385057396
Dumb kumikoposter
boiiiiii
>>385057446
thank the lord
>>385057067
>kevinddr
what happened? too much tetris? or not enough?
>Do you hear me
Jesus fuck poor gerrman dude.
>>385057476
Yet he has problems yumping.
He's going crazy isnt it?
What happened to him?
>>385057597
He's going crazy
>>385057628
What am I missing?
damn turok is over and this paper mario shit is still going on?
is final fantasyesque combat the worst combat system ever conceived of?
do YOU hear the voices too?
CHING
CHONG
>>385057658
Pure autism
>>385057674
Such is the power of yumping.
>>385057446
He did mention loving a person too, just saving himself from a nasty post-run kiss.
>>385057658
He had a small spasm because something happened to his headset (probably something the tech crew fucked up)
>>385057690
>final fantasy invented turn based attack/item/magic systems
>>385057690
Is final fantasy the dark souls of paper mario?
>>385057067
it has fucking great music too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jmFROijCI
damn who this sexy boys
German guy barely staying awake
What does dodge master do? Never saw it used in a run.
>>385057539
i know, right? Ribbons best girl
does anyone else think that autismo is a lot less enthusiastic now?
this is fucking funny
>>385058072
More frames
>>385058109
Mommy drugged his slurpee.
>>385058025
he's trying to compress his anger
>>385058025
he's gonna fall asleep any second now
>>385058109
He's about to fall asleep with all the yawning he's doing
>>385058109
Its 2AM
>>385058109
Maybe the shittiness of the run began to dawn on him.
Things getting gay af
I wish anime girls were real.
>this is totally fine
>mistakes clearly made
I feel bad for this dude now
I WILL KISS YOU WHEREVER I WANT TO KISS YOU - ESA2017 aka FAGFEST2017
>more than 10 minutes over estimate and not close to the end
Wow, this is embarrassing. Luckily stream 2 will be offline exactly after this.
We GDQ now.
two hot and totally not gay dudes on stream 1
First time with ESA, any good runs to look at?
>>385058287
Has the tranny block started?
>>385058304
maybe with some wigs
>Brit was a fat lip smacking sweaty slob
>Germans are skinny dudes who look recently showered
Really buttered my toast
Who invited the faggots?
How far are we from the end?
>>385058257
Why?
They wouldn't love you either
holy shit I just started watching the paper mario stream how is he so far behind the estimate?
>>385058259
And not even minor mistakes, he totally fucked everything up.
>>385058318
these are the chads that were talking about how drunk they got the night before
the left one shaking his knee at lightspeed
>>385058337
Legend of Zelda Wind Waker HD Race
>>385058257
they won't give a shit about you just like real girls don't give a shit about you.
>>385058378
Final boss soon
This is amazing.
>>385058354
>
trannies?
no, these are gay faggots
not trannies
>dis has been a yourney
Shit is getting gay yo, the swedish guy probably gonna fap on the german dude while he sleeps
DID HE SERIOUSLY JUST ADMIT THAT
how will america (GDQ) ever recover after such an iconic run?
>>385058381
He got stuck on a skip for 20 minutes, and the entire run was already bad before that.
>>385058381
Missed a skip. for 15 mins
>literally shaking
KappaPride
>>385058257
But they are real.
forget trannies, now this is true gay
>Europeans can swear and drink and banter and gay kiss on cam and everyone has a good time
>Americans mention the name of a certain former speedrunner and get publically crucified before their remains are burned and fed to seaslugs
Europe really is a bastion of freedom
At least they are not ugly abominations.
>>385058473
what did he say? I just missed it
based supportive german guy
based admitting fault swedish guy
>>385058365
What are you implying?
>>385058405
is it a good because of the speedrun, or good because you like that game?
>>385058413
th-thanks...
>>385057396
Nice kumikoposter
Kumiko a cute!
Why were there almost no PC FPS runs at the event?
>>385058473
What was it
[audible yawning]
>>385058564
Its a good run anon
NA speedrun marathons getting blown out by 2 fags on a couch
GDQ are you even trying?
>>385058521
>mfw s2 confirmed
>>385058583I love you
>>385058584
Dumb kumikoposter enabler
>>385058564
amazing 10/10 run. Incredibly skilled runners.
>People are watching Mario while the two people hosting are getting gay with one another on the main channel
What's happening in stream 1?
Can we get Germanbro a redbull or something?
>>385058713
bloodrayne just begun.
>>385058596
yurop is bad at shooters
I wonder what Sushi's water tastes like haha
>>385058696
what's wrong with liking kumiko?
>>385058725
I think he would prefer a gun.
was the autism all an endearing ruse to steal the hearts of millions of unsuspecting viewers?
>>385058802
Don't give guns to Germans
Jesus. First rule of Europe.
>>385058785
There's everything wrong with being a dumb kumikoposter
Why didn't the german guy bring his Sanae fumo with him?
>>385058713
Totally not homo bro tried to make moves on his friend
ALMOST THERE
The final "fight".
>bless you
>sank you!
My heart.
>>385058862
>millions
>>385058903
kumikoposting is the new hamsterposting?
>>385058897
thats racist
>lol
lol
>german saying bless you instead of gesundheit
really makes you think
>>385058337
wind waker race was terrible they got stuck on the fairy jump at the end for ages.
jedi knight 2 had great bants and better execution than the gdq run and tomb raider had top tier bantz but just decent execution
Jesus christ Bloodrayne has not aged well
>>385058937
he has one?
link
>>385058564
It was mercy killed because both runners failed major important skips and the runs would have gone way overestimate so there was no point going on.
>>385058937
He will probably speedfuck a Sanae Dakimakura on stream after this.
Did anyone get a screencap of the two dudes doing the cheek peck on stream 1
amen
hey man!
>>385059096
>https://twitter.com/SirRouven
Give the Swede all your AMENS ANONS!
>>385059045
LINGUA FRANCA
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>>385059096
https://twitter.com/SirRouven
>>385055965
>European Speedrunner Assembly
what is this
>>385059203
Isn't he supposed to say "can I get an Inshallah?"
by allah were getting close friends
>>385059291
An Assembly of European Speedrunners, duh.
>>385059116
>what are spoilertags
>>385059291
Some gay European copy of Games Done Quick
>i know where the name comes from you fucking mong, i just think its retarded, just like you
wow, kind of harsh
>arguing about names in a fucking Mario game
>>385059291
An assembly for European speedrunners
>>385059291
OwO
>>385059197
>>385059230
cute
>TOAST T-T-T-TOAST
>>385059362
Do you ever not argue about petty things with a friend?
>>385059354
This has been running longer than GDQ has been popular
was the la noire run any good? I missed it
>>385058937
That's Bertin's shtick though.
>>385059408
>>>>>>>>friends
>>385059354
what is their agenda, why are they donating to that charity that feeds africans
>>385059507
It was entertaining even if a bit boring. The runner made up for it with his couch.
>>385059540
I'm sure you have at least one internet friend.
>kraut mid sentence, no pause
>retard decides to shout the next word he was going to say anyway
>>385059540
Soon to be gay lovers anon
>>385059418
>burgers copy eurocucks
>burger version gets more popular
>is quickly overrun by degenerates
ceramics
>>385059507
one of the most entertaining ones so far
>>385058785
Nothing, Kumiko is a delightful and super cute girl
>a dark souls like section
>because you have to kill some bosses and the order is not fixed
ITS OVER
RATE THIS RUN that's continuing with a timer despite him saying that's it
28 minutes over, surprised the german didn't conk out
shamefurr dispray
>>385059793
Timer guy probably fell asleep.
>he's having a stroke
>30 min beyond estimate
holy shit this is bad
poor guy, this is about 30 minutes past his PB
>>385059793
I LIKE THAT/YUMP
>>385059793
11/10
>>385059793
Got bored and left/10
German dude literally dying on stage
is he about to die or something
What a train wreck
>much love to all the zoophiles out there
>>385059793
YUMP
>>385059793
It went from 0/10 to 10/10 with the yumpening arc then back to 0/10 once it ended. I'm not gonna math that out
IS HE CRYING?
>>385059923
Dumb kumikoposter
eww
I'm losing my shit over here. Help.
He started crying...
>give me a bro hug!
>fuck off i hate you
>>385059871
>Estimate 4m over his PB
What a retard
that shoulder grab
BRO HUG
*starts crying*
The other dude is disgusted
>Don't touch me
oh god wtf
>>385059923
too many yumps
>GIMME A BROHUG
>other guy's face
>>385059587
They are europeans. Europe kinda owes africa
Is that dude actually autistic, or is he acting?
>he went in for the hug
>>385059868
Estimate was only 3 minutes behind his PB. It was wildly optimistic from the start, but nobody cared since it was the last game on the stream.
>>385056097
lol
he rubbed his shoulder an awful long time
that was awkward as hell
Is this the happiest moment of his short insignificant autistic life?
>Give me a bro hug!
>Jumps over the other guy like a sweaty gaylord
Jesus
>>385060025
owns*
>>385060029
a little bit on the spectrum, but also extremely nervous
He's starting to lose it now
>seeing ESA's OTP
>>385060029
He is a brony.
why the fuck is he going into hysterics over a sub-2k viewer 30 minute over-estimate run?
you know, I think the trade-off of having no trannies is offset by the amplified autism
>>385059923
>>385060009
I WANT TO KISS KUMIKO
is he the chibi of europe?
>turn down for whaaat
>>385060081
>a little bit on the spectrum
>a little bit
>>385060009
Dumb kumikoposter
>>385060149
Because he just enjoys running and Paper Mario? You're autistic too for not understanding the simple things.
This fucking run
Harry Potter then Yugioh in 2.5 hours
>>385060149
Just ignore the nordic europeans
They are always incredibly autistic
holy fuck when will this shit be over
>>385060149
He probably normally gets 10 viewers if he streams.
>>385060174
chibi has no endearing qualities
>>385060174
No, he is worse.
german is PISSED
>>385060170
I WANT TOplay a duet with Kumiko
>rawr :3c
>>385060272
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>that feel when unironically masturbated more than once to the sucking noises Laura Bailey made for BloodRayne
"ROAR"
D'AWWWWW
>that dogpile hug
He's so happy
I can't stop fucking laughing. This goddamn guy.
*sip*
RAAAWRR
jesus fucking christ sweden
>RAAAAAAWRRR xD
yeah okay I'm fucking done
see you tomorrow /v/
>>385060297
I WANT TOIMPREGNATE KUMIKO AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Swarming him since they're so happy they can go to bed
Was this guy the YSG of Europe?
>>385060297
Dumb kumikoposter
based
I got a good laugh out of this run, I almost skipped it too
>>385060384
dumb Kumiko enabler
If only you knew how bad things really were.
Jesus Christ on a bike them pimples on his forehead
I want to thank my friends. My 2 friends out there. Shout outs to my 2 friends
oh my god what is this. Maybe some arab islamic genes are good for europe.
>>385060387
I think one of them was trying to shank him.
Cmon guys, he's just enjoying his last moments of human contact before going back home and fapping to ponies until the next ESA or mlp convention.
>shoutout to my zoo friends
Really is a pony fucker.
What's going through his mind?
>schleep!
>>385060406
dumb dumbkumikoposter
>>385060209
you might be autistic if you think he's that autistic
>>385060479
>can i fucking leave now
>>385060410
best run
>>385060410
>Gestapo capture hiding Jew - 1941 (colorized)
german, nazi, what is difference
>>385060479
>>385060430
I bet that guy browser 4chan.
>>385060479
>I wish I stayed at home
>>385060430
>that crease on his forehead
It isn't hard to tell how much he really didn't want to be there.
>This was a life lesson. Never forget this.
Words to live by..
>>385060514
How can one socially maladapted girl be so cute and perfect?
>>385060479
>I wish I was home hot glueing my Sanae figmas
>>385060410
Didn't even know he had a beard until this shot
>>385060514
Dumb kumikoposter
>>385060410
>>385060541
>makes everyone watch the credits
>after going half hour over estimate
speedrun marathon kino
>>385060479
no fun guys ruin everything tbqh
>>385060464
The other guy's gonna throttle him
>Do we have to watch this to the end
This one run has given me so much shitposting ammo. Always count on Swedes.
BASED COSMO
Shoutouts to Cosmo.
>shoutouts to narcissa
>>385055965
Wait, why the fuck are there two different channels streaming different games?
>shoutouts to cosmo
I laugh my ass off every time they 'deadname' him
YUMP!
>SHOUTOUTS TO COSMO
>>385060660
because there's a lot of games to play in a week's span
>the german guy just wants to leave
this is that new 2017 autism. I aint never seen this shit before.
>shoutout to comso/narcissa
>bloodrayne is someone's most favorite game ever
why can't swedes pronounce words with J?
>yump
>yapanese guy
>DEAD NAMING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>shoutout to cosmo
THIS FUCKING GUY
>i'm not the top runner in this game
yeah, no shit
>>385060410
>Swedish man being lynched by Danes during the Kalmar War (1612 colorized)
who here for the upcoming GTA:VC 100% run with /ourboy/ KZ_Frew?
>>385060696
So which one is the better channel?
>I spent the whole day not practicing for the game
We could tell.
"Girls" aren't real. "Girls" are a lie invented by transphobic bigots to hold trans* people to an unrealistic standard. Vaginas are a social construct.
>>385060731
because yuro teachers didn't try to correct it enough
>I Spent the whole day not practicing
clip of the shoutout pls
>>385060715
Itd be my favorite if Laura Bailey sucked on me
was this the best run this far?
>>385060731
It has to do probably with Swedish grammar structure. Like the way they say ''I'' is ''Jag'' and most words are with J the way they pronounce it like Germans do.
Will people on Twitter get mad at an autistic guy for using the wrong pronouns?
well he is the last stream right so who cares lmao
>spent the whole day practicing just to choke for 20 min yumping
Such worth.
>>385060731
the same reason japs pronounce L's as R's; they don't use the sound and never learn to vocalise it
Why is the Russian Joel David Moore playing BloodRayne all alone? Wasn't someone there earlier?
>>385060837
You know it.
>always respect another man's culture
SWEDEN
YES
this guy's boring as fuck but he's pretty good at throwing triggers
>oh sweet a Turok run
>it was before Bloodrayne
Oh...
>>385060772
depends on the game and players on it
2nd stream doesn't stream as much and is ending after this
>>385060841
This ain't GDQ
>>385060731
Because most Swedes know 3 different languages and they don't actually talk in English that much. Believe it or not but it's ok not being perfectly fluent in a language you barely speak.
WOOOOO
Will esa go down in /v/eestory as the "Autists going overtime" assembly ?
>>385060731
Same reason americans always pronounce "katana" wrong.
>>385060949
So? There are still plenty of SJWs in Yurop
Probably more than in america percentage wise in countries like sweden and Germany.
>>385060930
it was pretty good too. Damn son....
Yesh exshakly
This game looks so bad.
that guy absorbed all the autism in sweden
bless him
i was supposed to have gone to bed an hour ago but man I just couldn't
this guy's autism is simply magnetizing
>>385060731
>>385060854
We can, but it's pretty common for us to pronounce words by how it's written like "jump" rather than how it's supposed to be pronounced like "djump".
>>385060967
But then you are not qualified to present a stream in that language.
>>385059053
Tomb Raider 2?
>tetris grandmaster had technical issues
I'm shocked
>>385061014
It will be forgotten by this time next year just like last years ESA was forgotten this year.
>>385061153
it's a very complex game...
>>385061026
explain
Man I haven't thought about this game in years
>>385061127
Because you pronounce 1 single word a little different?
Are you retarded?
Did they rent out a school's gymnasium for this event? This looks really sad.
>>385061014
I've lost count at this point
>Prince of Persia
>Illbleed
>Paper Mario
>Inside
>GTA:SA
Am I missing any?
>>385061220
Like chess. Bless Hikaru Nakamura.
>>385061038
They're still attention seekers that wouldn't bother complaining about a stream with 2k viewers. Trannies always aim for maximum exposure, and never go after a literally who.
>>385061153
They couldn't get TGM2 on. But we got a promo examclearon TGM3 Master mode -- that was good.
>>385061279
Hello newfag, please read previous threads. Maybe go for the Saturday ones.
>>385061279
whats wrong with it?
>>385061280
it's been way more than that. basically every run i watched yesterday was over estimate
>EUROPEAN SPEEDRUNNER ASSEMBLY
>RUSSIAN
>>385061280
Don't you ever forget the Wind Waker run again.
>>385061279
it looks Comfy
>>385060837
Who is this christmas cake?
>>385061131
yea. really likeable runner and couch, lots of homo
>>385061280
Does mercy killed runs count? Then add Wind Waker.
>>385061238
What's there to explain? Every language doesn't use the same sounds. Anglos can't pronounce the japanese "ka" correctly. They make it sound more like "kha".
>>385061279
No, it's just a small arena for weird yuropean sports
>>385061397
cummunity cunt from Warframe developers
>>385061279
Looks like a neat place to lounge around in for about a week.
>>385061279
A gym seems like a convenient place to host the event, because it already smells like feet and body odor.
>>385061109
i thought that he had been told he had only a few months to live or something.
he seemed so happy with his life and seemed to want others to have a happy life.
seemed to have that understanding about the world that only people who have been told you're going to die soon get.
>>385061280
Trackmania, but since the runner performed really well in that run it shouldn't have gone over estimate. Apparently loading times were much longer than they expected. There wasn't any choking like in the other runs that went over estimate.
>>385061279
I think it is the same place as last year just they have a proper seating area set up instead of some improvised thing.
Which of both streams is best right now ?
>>385061153
turned out being awesome though, especially at the end
>>385055965
Why are we even trying this speedrunning thing, we will never beat Muricans with their superior levels of autism and trap to human ratio.
>>385061153
it was a plan, there was a tranny in chat (enchantress)
they said they were cancelling the run due to tech issue and stuff, the tranny bragged about how GDQ did everything better and LEFT
after that they started the run
>>385061763
The second one because it's not on
>>385061787
>tranny scum
>traps
Two different things, manTraps are still gay
>>385061860
it's on anon...
>>385061973
It ended already.
>>385061725
THI((
>That autistic guy will cherish that moment as one of the happiest days of his life and always remember it.
>I am going to need some quiet time for this
> you, a pleb: "Stream 1 is better"
> me, an intellectual: "Stream 2 is superior"
>>385062038
>>385062141
And the German will consider it one of the worst decisions of his to sit with him.
>migrated to main stream after the second one ended
>opened the german retransmission
>just realized they were talking on german
>>385062141
At least he has a cherished happy day in his life
>>385062038
>>385062302
sorry Im retarded, nevermind my posts, you were right
>>385062302
Weak troll
>>385062302
You are aware it's the first stream right?
>>385062302
>subscribe to esamarathon
You tried at least
>>385062260
sometimes they rely on audio cues to do frame perfect shit
>>385062416
>>385062417
>>385062442
Not trolling, Im just retarded, jeez.
read >>385062406
>>385062290
fucking hipsters.
If there was a third stream you would be talking about how much better that was than the second
>last year's total was $32000
>this year's goal is $45000
>they've raised $4500 so far
Can they make it?
>>385061453
dont call lotus mommy a cunt
>>385062551
ebin
>>385062591
Make me
>Guy is silent
>Game is boring
>Game has no music (probably turned off)
Sleepy time.
Also, I like how all these silly bugged old 3D games now have instant loading times because of how fast computers are nowadays.
>>385062547
>he doesn't know about the understream
Vampires are nothing to fuck with
tfw no good vampire games
I'd be on WR if it wasn't for your goddamn donations!
>>385062551
gotta get those eyes checked, m8
>this has never happened before
>>385062827
Nigger there is one.
>"i play on hard for fun"
>gets shrekt
>>385062951
Losing is fun! - t. Dorf Fort.
is this also tranny infested like SGDQ?
>>385063019
can we just start putting this in the OP so retards stop asking
I still remember when Bloodrayne was topless in Playboy. I don't like feeling old.
>>385062827
??? this is a mech game
>>385061420
>What's there to explain?
>Anglos can't pronounce the japanese "ka" correctly.
That, that right there.
We /m/ now
>>385063019
the guy playing right now is an ftm
>>385063019
No, just autismal gays
>>385063019
There is too much unbanned normies running around, no safe space at all.
>>385063019
No, europeans aren't degenerate
>>385063019
There was a trans Muslim the other day but other than that it's been alright.
This is a mess.
are there any other good runs left tonight? never heard of Archangel or Arx Fatalis
choking now
>>385063297
harry potter sounds fun
>>385063297
Arx Fatalis is a classic, but I think a speedrun would overlook everything that makes it great.
Jesus christ. People are really into digging their own grave today
>>385063297
Arx Fatalis was the Dishonored developers' first game
>>385063421
lmoa he's not gonna make it this time either
Wait, what's this game about again?
well this seems like a garbage level on hard desu
>rape these nerds
banned
>>385063619
Even while it is, when you sign up for this shit, you should practice hard enough to find ways to do shit more consistently.
Not that I mind, I enjoy shit like this.
>>385062827
Legacy of Kain series.
Hey
psshht
new thread
>>385063753
>>385063753
>>385063753
>tfw if Bloodrayne would ever get revived Rayne would be made to be fat, black, trans, or all of the above
>>385063802
It's not even 500 here you retard.
>>385063802
it ain't even bump limit yet
>>385063802
>early
That desperate to force your shitty edition meme?
RIP children
No donations for them
>no donations
>>385064024
>>385064027
Everyone bought the pizza instead.
>>385064024
>>385064027
>>385064082
Based yuros.
>getting hard from the noises Laura Bailey makes
Why boner
>>385064364
Why contain it.jpg
>3 min
welp add another one to the list
maybe those lads should put some more safe estimates
>>385064512
The problem is they got a bunch of C-list runners whose PBs were probably flukes
>>385064616
eh we get a lot of C-list runners on SDGQ as well but the estimates are usually double their PB.
>>385064274
you mean americans
yuros are asleep
>overestimate
>>385064768
2 minutes
NOT BAD
Has there even been a single run that HASN'T gone over estimate?
Will there be a mass sacrifice of everyone that went over estimate in order to save the children?
>is fine you did great
>>385064927
If you want underestimate runs, watch NASA's VODs
>>385064927
Yes.
how many runs did actually finished in time?
>>385064927
Day one didnt.
C H I N K E D
donate to get gay rape for the kids
>>385059053
Jesus what is with the audio team, both of these runs had fucked up audio for almost 5 minutes.