How my brother ruined everything

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>Be me
>Be son of Sparda, legendary demon
>Mother gets killed
>Didn't have enough power to save her
>Decide I need more power to protect loved ones
>My brother Dante doesn't like this.
>Bro wtf
>Decide to do my own thing
>Find some dude named Arkham who knows about my dad's power and how to get it
>Decide to go after it with him
>Find brother again on tower, stopping me from getting power, planned this cuz bro is an idiot
>kick his ass
>Get amulet needed for Sparda's power he had
>Arkham is just a creepy old guy so I stab him after he's useless (Never trust a guy with a weird scar thing on the side of his head, Vergil tip for y'all /v/)
>Eventually fight him again after killing dad's leftovers
>Creepy scar dude comes out dressed as joker man and fucks us both up after we tired af from fighting
>Random girl shows up and scar dude stabs her to open the seal on Sparda's power
>We all team up on the fucker afterwards. I fall down to the basement of the tower
>God damn it got to climb the tower again.
>Make it up to the top and catch up.
>Bro is fighting scar dude that turned into giant smile purple smile thing from Sparda's power. What a pleb, can't even handle Dad's power.
>Kick his shit in with bro.
>Go after Dad's power, bro follows me
>Bro doesn't give me his amulet, time to repeat the last couple time
>Bro somehow beats me.
>decide to be a dick and not let him have me amulet cuz fuck him.
>Jump off the edge and into the demon world out of spite.
>Eventually find the demon my dad fought against.
>Decide to fight him and lose.
>Become puppet for him
>Years later fight bro again and lose again multiple times.

Moral of the story /v/ - kill your siblings, cuz they ruin everything.