BEEEAAAAAAATRICEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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???

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>>385026617

ANON

>>385026836
Beato?

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>>>/b/eato+a+cute

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>>385027308

>>385026768
>>385026836
>>385027308
>>385027717
That's a man, baby!

why is there no good porn for umineko? there's one guy who draws beatrice but he gives her the face of a retarded 5 year old.

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>>385027906
no idea what you're talking about

>>385027992
Uminekos are not for lewding.

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>tfw more than half the characters in this image aren't real

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>>385027906

>2017
>still believing the "official" explanation

you got trolled bro

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when is umineko 2 coming out?

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>>385028276
It's out on the Vita bro

>>385028162
I figured out what most of the demons actually were but what were the two love demons actually supposed to be?

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"Yes, your majesty."

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDPJuAxZaOo starts playing*

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>>385027906

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>>385028454
Ambiguity about Sayo's gender and how he feels about it

>>385028729
Well I feel dumb now cause that seems very obvious now.

And then Battler cried again

>>385028162
>the other half are dead
what a fucked up series

>>385028454
UUUUWWWOOOOOAAAAH

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>>385028825
Yeah, that's how a ton of things feel when you reread the story. You'll be asking yourself how you missed this important thing, or how the hell did you get confused by some random murder. Seacats is a really fun VN to revisit after a few years, or read the manga if you haven't.

>>385028162
>Around 75 hours are just reading about the meta that isn't real or scenes from fanfictions
>15 hours are Ep 1 which is just a fictional message bottle
>5 hours are just Ange's backstory, but they aren't fully real because she is talking with imaginary friends
>1 scene of Ange getting bullied is real for a few minutes before she starts seeing goats
>The very last strech of the ending is real
>Even then the game ends on a fully fictinal scene

>>385026617
Fuck off >>>/jp/

>>385028162
>>385029323
But they are real, they just exist in a separate universe.
Too many coincidences and odd happenings occur in "reality" for the thing to just be Tohya and Anges delusions.
It's also an incredibly sad way of looking at it, denying the existence of tons of characters that way.

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>>385029638
I'm no intellectual rapist, but I think only Lambda, Bern and maybe Erika and Aurora existing to be better than the happy end of everyone being actually real in another dimension
Maybe I'm just a sucker for tragedy

Erika best Seacat

>>385029360
dumb goat

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>>385029110

>tfw you will never read umineko like it's the first time you play it
>tfw you will never experience chapter 3 ending like the first time
>tfw i played umineko when it was already finished and i never experienced the theorymaking with the community

>>385030070
It doesn't change the fact that they all died horribly.

>>385030460
Time to learn nip in preparation for Ryuukishi's new masterwork

>>385029323

plot twist: the real scenes aren't real too because it's just a visual novel.

>>385029638
They doesn't exist just like the meta is not a real place. Witches only exist as a metaphor.
Accept it

>>385030656

how fast was umineko translated when it got released?

i mean just the first chapter.

i'm looking forward to the new when they cry but i will hate to wait like a year after it's released.

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>>385028726
That was the best thing ever.

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>>385030487
>Everyone died
>the relationship Beatrice and metaBattler had was just as nonexistant as them
Makes my tragedy heartboner fully erect
Also on the other hand, that makes Ange moving on with her life even more heartwarming

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>tfw not enough porn of the milfs

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>Nearing the end of episode 3
>allsmiles.jpg
>eva is finished, everything is black. The perfect endi-
>MFW the actual ending of episode 3
I just nope´d the fuck out and didnt come back. What a shame. One of my favorite VNs but I just know that everything past 3 will be DOGSHIT

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>not continuing just to find out the truth

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Why is Umineko the best?

>>385031214
meant for >>385031103

>>385030727
Yes of course, and Ange died when she jumped off the building.
Fuck off.

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>accepted Beato completely unlike that faggot Battler
>didn't break his promise like that faggot Battler
>beat Bern and her shitty cats
>saved Lion
>gets to spend the rest of his days with his cat and Lion (and Clair)

Who is best detective and why is it Will?

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>>385031103

>>385031396
That never happened

>hurr the red truth is the truth
>except when it's not because personalities can die so technically I can say that everyone died using the red truth but really they can just be alive if they change their name

Then what the fuck is the point of the red truth? By throwing in that bullshit at the end it completely makes everything pointless because now nothing can be solved. Everyone could still be alive if they just faked their death and changed their names.

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>>385031103

nigga you haven't experienced ERIKA

you don't know shit yet

>>385031103
the chef is beatrice

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>tfw you find an artist that only draws BattlerxRudolf and LionxWill porn

>>385031551
Really? So what exactly happened?

>>385031551
You never happened

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>>385026617
Objection?

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Episode 1 was legit creepy horror
>When camera closes on maria´s face

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>>385028404
Was Ghoda even significant to the story?

>>385031943
Prove it

>>385031406

started reading the real Willard's book after umineko.

they are actually pretty good.

thanks to the 20rules they are very fair mysteries.

>>385032157
Not really, poor guy was the only sane human on that island.

What year do you fags think it is. It's time to give up.

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>>385032009
Prove the contradiction in the witness' testimony with the Red Truth if you're so great

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>>385031889
>BattlerxRudolf

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>>385032285

>implying gohda is not the mastermind

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>play rose gun days
>muh japanese people

does it get any better? i stopped running thro it at the 30th time you defeat some scrubs and there is the usual trite speech about helping out fellow countrymen

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>>385032157
He was The only staff member to not be in on it

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GOHDA IS KINZO'S ILLEGITIMATE CROSSDRESSING SON WHO IS ALSO THE NEXT HEAD AND OWNER OF LITERALLY TEN TON OF GOLD

>>385032475
Don't judge me smug gay porn man.

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>>385032486
>>385032502

>>385032376
Umineko threads are the only good thing on this board.

>>385032486
Well he did send Maria into an insane tirade all for a rose petal dessert.

>>385032502
It was just an accident! Godha did nothing wrong.

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>>385032843
It's not like he knew the significance of it.

Is Sharron autistic?

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>tfw no Ange gf

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>I don't want my boss to rape his incest-rape baby, I also suspect that his psycho bitch of a daughter in law might have tried to kill the baby, so I've got the perfect plan. I'll raise the child as a girl, isolate it from everyone else, force it into indentured servitude, ignore the fact it clearly has mental issues, and then when the child is older I'll dress it up to look exactly like its mother and present it to my boss. Such a brilliant plan. God damn am I smart. That's why I get the sexiest self insert

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>>385031406
My favorite ship in Umineko.

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>too lazy to spend dozens of hours reading a VN on PC
>remember that I have a PSP
>PSP version is not available in english
>the only link I could find is some literally who russian website
what do

>>385033227

I want to twirl his moustache

>>385033024
Sharron?
>>385033389
Read the manga

>>385033389
I read Umineko on my laptop. It was comfy as shit. Just buy one of those rests to put your lap and you're set.

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It says here you believe in witches... care to explain?

>>385033227
Mistakes were made.
It's what happens when undying loyalty conflicts with basic morality.

>>385033446
The manga explains too much. Don't read it without reading the original.
Also you miss the soundtrack with the manga.

>>385033490
But Battler you admitted it yourself

>>385033490
better than believe that real tranny exist.

>>385033389
>get a tablet (there are cheap chinese ones available)
>connect it to your PC
>wait for nightfall
>get snacks
>enjoy your comfy as fuck read of Umineko (or any other VN)

At least that's how I do it.

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>>385033389
>>too lazy to spend dozens of hours reading a VN on PC
do it anyway

>>385033593
You can always listen the soundtrack in youtube or watch the anime

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>>385033490
It says right here you think traps are not gay
Care to explain?

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>>385033790
>umineko anime

>>385033981
Truly the best adaptation ever conceived

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>>385026617
OH DESIRE

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alright, what the fuck is this. is this a VN? I keep hearing it's like ace attorney or danganronpa.

So how bad was the adaptation?

>>385034178
kys newshit

>>385032843
wait...holy shit I've never thought of that.

>>385034178
It's a VN with 0 gameplay in it, so it's not like AA or DR other than the fact it's a mystery novel.

>>385033504
>mistakes

You mean crimes.

>>385034178
It's like Wonderful 101

>>385034178
If you even have a remote interest in it you need to leave immediately. We all throw around casual spoilers at this point.

>>385034178
Mix ace ttorney or danganronpa.and then put a little of And there were none and autism and you have Umineko.

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Give me a quick rundown on the latest Steam release, is it the best version?
I tried playing some other one last summer, and it had blurry low resolution fonts, which is a problem for an activity in which you're doing a lot of reading

>>385034178
It's like Ten little niggers by Agatha Christie but there's no more than 18 people on the island.

>>385034485
Best version is the PS3 port

>>385034485
get the steam release, then update it with the github patch. Enjoy ps3 sprites (or original, if you want) and voices, best version with HD support

Can we all agree PS3 intro > OG intro

>>385034485
Wackier expressions, Batty is tanned again. But not that good looking overall

>>385034573
Link for the patch? I only have the Higurashi patches

>>385034178
The answer is small bombs
Beatrice is the incestous son of Kinzo with his daughter
Magic is not real

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>>385034485
>Furniture bow to Ushiromiya
>In contact with demons
>Possess magical-like abilities
>Controls Rokkenjima with an iron but fair fist
>Own mansions & islands globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal Ushiromiya blood line
>Will bankroll the first Moon hotels (Ushirograd will be be the first hotel)
>Own 99% of summoning research facilities on Earth
>First incestual rape babies will in all likelihood be Ushiromiya babies
>Family head said to have 215+ desire, such desire on Earth has only existed deep in the Irie clinic & the Golden Land
>Ancient Japanese epitaph tell one sorcerer who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented magical progress with him
>He owns small bombs restaurants around the world
>You likely have small bombs inside you right now
>The Ushiromiya head is in regular communication with the witches Bernkastel and Lambdadelta, forwarding the word of his beloved witch Beatrice. Who do you think set up the meeting between Hachijo Tohya & the Witch Hunters high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 19 years) and arranged the Ushiromiya Group owner’s first trip to Niijima in history literally a few days later to the Kuwadorian bunker in Rokkenjima?
>He learned fluent italian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the head. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Ushiromiya
>The head is about 9 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, the head is a timeless dragon existing in all points of time and space from October 4th 1986 to October 5th 1986. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

>>385033227
>and then when the child is older I'll dress it up to look exactly like its mother and present it to my boss
This fucking part had me sweating bullets when it was happening. I didn't know what he was thinking

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>>385026617
erika is best girl!

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>>385034672
literally first result for "github umineko" on google
https://github.com/07th-mod/umineko-question

>>385034178
the characters are not just comic reliefs, at its core is more or less a family tragedy, there is no gameplay and there is no universally accepted, canon theory behind the mystery.

>>385031889
Is he on pixiv?

>>385035134
>there is no universally accepted, canon theory behind the mystery
Huh

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>>385034895
That's some nice pasta

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It's time. Post your favorite track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ksK1dudxDw

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Reminder the original sprites are unironically god tier and better than PS3.

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>>385035102
Yeah, I found it. Thanks for linking anyway

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>>385031025
Natsuhi is too pure for porn
And childmaking

>>385035134
>no canon theory
anon, I...

>>385035386
Manga ruined it anon.

>>385035342
Nah, PS3 are better.

PS3>Steam>Original

>>385035316
This got to me the first time it played and I never got over it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBfV7ydrj-k

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>>385035507

>>385035138
It was a website, but most artist have switched over to pixiv now, so he's probably there too

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>>385035342
I'll never understand originalspritefags for both Umineko and Higurashi except that they are in some deep nostalgia shit. Ryuukishi's characters all look like deformed midgets. I seriously wouldn't have been able to take either game seriously if I had to play with the original sprites. That being said Steam sprites suck ass and are in some ways even WORSE than R07's sprites, and Alchemist shut down years ago so I'm scared how the new WTC will turn out on that end.

>>385035450
Still canon. Keep crying

>>385035575
Same but for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6YgNtJNr6A
People hated most of episode 4 but it really got to me.

>>385035507
>rating steam higher than original
okay anon, at this point you're just shitting the bed

>>385035353
you're welcome. now get out and try not to hit a spoiler on your way

>>385035369
Natsuhi fucks Kinzo

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>>385035316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi3eAjB_LcA

>tfw the truth hurts

>>385035608
Higurashi original sprites are objectively bad, Umineko had some funny facial expressions (Kinzo, Beato, Erika, Battler crying face) but that's about it.
Ps3 is the way to go.

>>385035608
Alchemist sprites are ok for Higurashi and I only say that because the original sprites are too oversized.

>>385035593
Thanks

>>385030835
Early episodes (1-4) took 3 to 6 months, of course longer episodes took more time to be translated.
As i can remember later episodes (5-8) they release the first half of the game in 3-4 months and later the final part after more 3-4 months.

>>385035316
I have several.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDPJuAxZaOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVr0IUQ6BwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ9D05ll2Rw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ofk8ff5mbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNl4PNFubvQ&list=PL54DB870D10722767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM-Stt5Yq6o

>>385035708
I already read it. I bought the Steam version because I always wanted to give my money to Umineko

>>385035701
So I had a question about Episode 4 that I don't think was explained. What did Ange see?

>>385035708
>>385035591
It's almost like you're trying to imply that I am wrong or something, must be just my imagination.

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>>385035316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_2Sso-JoO4&list=PL4AC2245EFEE1FABB&index=2
I didn't realize how much I liked it until someone played it after the stream of the last episode of Danganronpa 3

>>385035386
>>385035285
shkannon?
Back then people weren't fully convinced.

>>385035608
I like the old sprites only for beatrice and because george is a fat sack of shit

>>385035986
A crate full of Sakutaros
Rosa didn't create him, just bought him

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>>385035760
I had to take a moment after episode 5 to calm down, that trampled my heart

>>385035316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXVblPUnhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgBz88f3Dh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_2Sso-JoO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei6cC93h84I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clP4e6x-4hU
and finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa_u_DI0fvg

>>385035986
The big crater that no one talks about so they can keep funposting theories

>>385036119
Wait, really?

>>385036081
It's pretty much canon now thanks to the manga.

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>>385035316
How is it possible to have any one favorite track in Umineko? Are you an idiot?

>>385036119
What, I figured that Rosa designed him and mass produced the rest she simply tore up the prototype? I guess that's the heartless way of looking at Rosa who was the most evil sibling.

What was the correct final answer?

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>>385032495
I loved RGD and even I still thought there was way too much preaching. Even though Rose was right, the narrative spent way too much time going through it. What's worse than hearing the Japanese ideal speech for the 10th time is the feminist women have it bad too speech for the 20th time. It's still good despite it's flaws.

Which chapter are you on? Because it does get really interesting. There are conspiracies, betrayals and a villain evil/charismatic enough to rival Umineko's witches.
Chapter 2 & 3 switch viewpoints to a gang of kids that are pretty all right. They do some Mission Impossible shit. And chapter 4 is by far the best, it's when everything turns on it's head.

If you want to see the difference in tone between Season 1 and Season 4 just watch the OPs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1rH_0ManE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S07QsIF8Lc
Drop it if you don't like it by, I'd say partway through season 2.

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It's easy to pretend to be someone you're not when most of the scenes with you interacting with people take place in your own head or among people that are sworn to you or too young to understand that you're not just playing pretend.

>>385034780
If magic isn't real, then how do you explain all the crazy shit battler saw in the first four chapters?

>>385036540
> who was the most evil sibling.

You seemed to have confused Rosa with Eva, sir.

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>>385036257
>>385036540

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>>385036563
The choice that means that she deludes herself until she's happy.
That means, they were both the right answers. In either magic or illusion, she deludes herself into thinking she knows the truth when there is no truth. Battler could still be alive? Do you really think you know? Up until the reveal that he is.
For God's sake she thinks fucking Erika is still alive in the trick ending, giving her ghostly advice from beyond the grave.

Gentle reminder that Battler never actually existed and the Battler we see is just Yasu playing another role.

>>385035316
no love for -45's tracks so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs4wKRHmiR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggn8riHTDqw

>>385036604
I remember defusing the bomb truck as last thing, maybe also something unremarkable happened but i'm roughly at that point.

>>385036931
What happens if you get all the answers wrong?

>>385036931
>that one time when Umineko suddenly turns into Professor Layton
Episode 8 was weird

>>385036978
DELET

>>385037028
It starts getting good right after the truck bomb since the next villian isn't a joke one and does literally nothing wrong

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>>385037028
Oh yeah that's the end of the first arc. You should keep reading a little while longer maybe.
The Chinese make good antagonists.

>>385037068
You become the witch

>>385036924
Wow truly the worst.
>>385036770
Eva is a good girl she dindu nuffin.

>>385037157
Shouldn't you be screaming "USO DA!!!!' instead?

>>385036119

what

where it was said?
is it real?

if it's real it's the saddest thing ever

>>385037380
>>385036924

>>385037369
Don't correct me

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So what the fuck was Rosa's problem?

>>385037464
Ah forgive me.

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>>385036770
>most evil sibling
>give her the sexiest design and hottest VA

>>385037604
Never

>>385037380
>went in knowing about her hitting Maria
>after it I thought I was judging her her a bit too harshly and try to lighten up, Maria is pretty problematic
>then she keeps getting worse

>>385037538
You'd understand if you were a parent

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>>385037270
Really?

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>>385037162
>>385037228
oh, i still have it on my hd, is this the next villain/mid boss? i hate the crazy villain archeotype

>>385036924
>>385037713
Rosa is such a horrendously good example of an abusive parent.

>>385037751
Don't reply to me

Trick ending is the best. Instead of deluding herself into believing her asshole family are good people she becomes a true Ushiromiya head worthy of based Kinzo.

>>385037798
Just a dumb underling
He starts as "lol so crazy and edgy" but then gets developed
Nothing excuses his dumb clothes though

>>385037538
Raised in a house full of assholes. Worst big sister ever. Accidentally got someone killed as a child. Her man runs off and leaves her pregnant and single.

It'd be weirder for Rosa not to be a fucked up individual.

>>385038078
Doesn't help that her child is autistic

>>385038078
You forgot the debt, she stupidly co-signed something with said man.

>>385037798
No, he hardly comes back.
The next villain is a crafty jewish Chinaman trying to bleed the Japanese dry.
The villain in Ep4 is a little crazy, but in a calm way. Less like the Joker archetype or whatever, more like Hannibal Lector I suppose. Like the witches.

>>385037380
>write this big uplifting scene of Rosa realizing what is most important and beating some goat ass to protect her child
>lol it was all just a fantasy, she was really an awful person, hahahaha!

Fuck you r07.

>>385038314
>lol it was all just a fantasy, the real world is fucking shitty, hahahaha!
Umineko in a nutshell.

>>385037974
>>385038206
i guess i'll continue it then.

is there a patch to flat out skip the 'fight' sections instead of just spacebar autowin?

Hmmm, RGD looks interesting but I find politics boring. Should I give it a try?

Ange a cute

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>>385038497
Pathetic, what you can't even click fast?
Don't you want to get the high score and get a good rank?

>>385038605
I find politics boring but I enjoyed them
If you like the average r07 fight scene sure
It has nice music too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQa2jVoL7RA&index=28&list=PL1uoOu3sWHcPATwR178KBkl59jjvtVzd7

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Do you think one day a good animation studio will suddenly pick up Umineko and give it another shot?

I just want to see all the great events in Chiru animated.

>>385038314
When you cry, he laughs

>>385038793
No.

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>shittiest mom
>shittiest couple
>shittiest family
>shittiest cousin

>>385038717
*a shit

>>385039000
>shittiest VN

>>385038749
Maybe the first 5 times, i don't want to play shitty whac-a-mole for every chump the plot tosses in Leo's face.

>>385039064
>* a hamburger

>>385038605
>find politics boring
Well do you mean campaign trail talk politics.
Because this is the more bloody, city-shaping mobster kind of politics. And a bunch of personal philosophies that justify their wars. Then it turns into a giant conspiracy by the end.

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On a scale of "literally evil" to "dindu nuffin", we can all agree it's Kyrie > Rosa > Eva > Natsuhi, right?

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>>385038793
It's too late anon. You will never see the maid Stakes

>>385039150
But it only gets better the further you are in the game
When it goes beyond "MC beats a bunch of thugs" to "2 nonMC characters vs a sniper and a bunch of trained soilders" and character death is very possible and you have just enough time to click 3 times before time runs out the minigame really helps with the immersion

>>385035608
I hate the original higurashi sprites, but the umineko ones have god-tier facial expressions that are lost in the PS3 sprites

>>385039263
Natsuhi literally murdered a maid and attempted to kill a baby. Eva is the most didnu nuffin mother.

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>>385039334
It's never too late. FMA got a proper adaptation years later. Fate got snatched from DEEN and got proper adaptations years later. It will be Umineko's time soon, you'll see.

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>>385035608
I think the void-eyes are much scarier than the cat-eyes personally.

>>385039263
>Natsuhi
>the bitch that murdered an innocent servant and tried to murder a baby just because she found out she was pregnant
>less evil than Rosa

>Eva
>the bitch that murdered Natsuhi in cold blood and wanted to cover it up and probably would have killed everyone if given the chance
>less evil than Rosa

>>385039263
>Natsuhi "If it's adopted drop it" Ushiromiya
>dindu nuffin

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>>385034163
SOMEBODY SAY DESIRE?

>>385039778
Eva killed her in self defense. Natsuhi is a raving lunatic.

So are we getting WTC5 info at comiket or what?

>>385039851
Whatever you say, Eva.

>>385039538
I'll try it when i meet non-chumps then.

Does character death branch plot/is it just game over / no further interactions with said character

>>385039263
Natsuhi fucks old men and murders babies, put Eva in front and switch Rosa and Natsuhi. Eva really did nothing wrong and only became so mean later because Ange acted like a bitch.

Ugh, why are these threads always so uninteresting?

>>385035316
the CUTE and POP lambdadelta!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ofbbBOn_8E

>>385039934
Story is linear and you if you fail a attack phase/defense phase the phase itself just restarts
The problem is that to reduce the time limit and making it harder and more intense you need to get good scores and rank up, which I'm not sure if skipping fight does it for you

Umineko is just a crossover fanfiction of And Then There was None, Sleepaway Camp, and the Crying game.

Prove me wrong.

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>>385039749
That pic is still scary, even though it's been months since I played it.
I still hear the sound every time I see her eyes

>>385039778
What the actual fuck?
I dropped umineko in episode 4 and Natsuhi was my favorite character.

I guess it realy is true that umineko is shit in episode 5 onwards.

>>385039778
Rosa's mind immediately jumped to blackmail when Eva killed Natsuhi on top of everything else she's done.

>>385040069
fuck off bern

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>>385040385
Jokes on you for trusting any Ushiromiya at all, you ignorant fool.

>>385040252
>Sleepaway Camp
Why did you remind of that movie? I didn't want to remember that movie.

>>385040601
Blackmail is still a thousand times better than killing someone and screaming "I-I dindu nuffin. She came at me." Plus Eva was a bitch to everyone just because of her penis envy and daddy issues. God forbid if George had been born a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_UHO60tkdg

is there a way to get the ps3 sprites on the steam version

>>385041171
Literally read the fucking thread

>>385031927
Suicide nets

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Calm down kids, the shittiest sibling, and his equally shitty wife, has arrived.

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>>385041210
fine

>>385041642
Rudolf is the coolest sibling if we disregard the family genocide

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>>385030727
Bern comes from Hinamizawa. None of the story exists in a "real place". The meta is just an in between for us the reader and the gameboard fanfiction world. And the "Rokenjima Prime" world is one possibility out of billions.
It's all just a matter of perspective.

>>385041838
King of the moon is the best sibling. He did nothing wrong outside trusting his wife's lies.

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I love Lady Lambdadelta

>>385042063
Blah blah blah, I can't hear you! Blah blah blah, I'm not listening!

I know that, but it never fails to make the autists get triggered. Thanks for the nice reply.

>>385041642
>man has two top tier wives, and his kids that survive being born turn out attractive but good hearted people
>somehow managed to fuck over each of their lives and damage them in ways they couldn't help but ruin someone else's life at least unintentionally
>is probably the major factor for how much of a mess rosa is(at least compared to the rest he really came off as the worst)
>literally ruins people's lives with his business and has to rely on his wife's connections that she wanted to initially get away from to barely keep afloat while showing her less respect in front of the family that fucking krauss does with natsuhi
god, why did rudolf have to be one of ro7's worst characters

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>>385037228
The Chinese characters in RGD were all top tier. A bit surprising that they're all likable for a VN filled to the brim with Japanese patriotism.

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>>385042781
It's pretty unique patriotism though.
>my country doesn't need my help because it is strong
>it needs my help because it is very, very weak

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_MmWpu2PE

>>385043338
Yeah. I heard it was super nationalistic before I read it so Rose being very self decrepitating with her patriotism was a bit of a surprise.

>>385038314
>she was really an awful person
The whole point is that none of the people are good or bad. They have both sides to them. Except the Saint Gohda.

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Hideyoshi was the only character in Seacats who did literally nothing wrong

>>385044248
rosa was a dumb slut and a shitty parent, name one good thing about her

>>385044248
Isn't that common sense? No one is entirely good or evil, except me.
>Except the Saint Gohda
Don't forget Maria and Hideyoshi

>>385028162
magic is real anon, it's only you are lacking love.
Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>385045265
Jump from a building then. Magic will save you.

>>385036745

you mean after the bomb went off and he died?

>>385044928
You mean Beato 2. Beato 2 was the only character who did nothing wrong.

>>385036745
None. Of. That. Actually. Happened.

>>385045053

wasnt hideyoshi instrumental in the murders in Ep1?

>>385039000

i want rudolft to fug me

>>385046989
>not picking Krauss

You have no self-respect.

>>385046989
Fuck off Kyrie, if you were half as smart as you believed you were you would have lobotimized him and made him into a proper fuckdoll a long time ago, it was clearly all he was good for, even you knew that when you tried to tell yourself otherwise.

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this is rika after being bullied

>>385027308
Please tell me what's so cute about a yellow square on a black background

>>385047165
Liked him the least at the start, by the end I wanted to start a moon tourism business with him. Krauss best husbando.

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So when are we getting Umineko season 2 DEEN.

>>385052038
Never ever?

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>>385026617
DROP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjOSlRYNm0

>>385026617
and then Battler started crying again

>>385052038
Need to get a better made season 1 first.

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Soon

>>385051814
His relationship with Natsuhi was cute as fuck tbqh

>>385054236
He was always good for a laugh.

>>385052408
I should watch the anime at some point, looks hilariously bad.

>>385055479
Yeah he seemed to genuinely care about her and Jessica. I don't even care that he tries to screw over the rest of his siblings because they're all scumbags.

>>385055169
What's the deal with this? Is it good and when is it coming to steam?

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>see thread
>rewatch the openings
>memories come flooding back
>want to reread it all
>remember that I have to trudge through episode 1 & 2

Oh well.

>>385056574
Episode 1 and 2 are great though. Knowing the truth of the situation lets you focus on figuring out what's really going on and explains why a lot of characters are behaving rather strangely.

Do we know something about the new wtc yet?

>>385056295
It should be coming to steam soon and I think it's good, just no community right now.

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もう駄目だ
ぜんぜん駄目だ

>>385056921
>Episode 1
>the very vivid memories of being completely stuck on the receipt and how Kinzo left the room/the marks on Natsuhi's door all the way to 3

Are you guys still bumping? Give up

>>385027308
>she

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>>385059183
When the seagulls cry

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Umineko 2 featuring Gohda the magical chef when?

>>385059176
It's all rather obvious in hindsight isn't it?

>>385059428
The hardest part of loving something is letting go. I believe in you, anon.

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Is there an explanation for how the survivors wound up in the jail from the dining room in episode 4 after the first sacrifice?
Maybe I'm just forgetting something.

>>385059741
Anon... There were no survivors.

>>385059741
You just don't get it. It didn't happened, anon.

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>>385059467
>Kinzo was never alive
>the door chain was never actually set
And so on, I took them at face value way too hard

>>385059720
If I don't believe that thread can revive then it never will anon

>>385059874
>>385059956
yes I know that nothing outside of prime really happened but usually there is a logical explanation for everything that happens in the other scenarios.

>>385060461
You're missing the point here. Did piece battler ever see any of that occur? What evidence is there that they were ever alive in the prison area?
The only people that didn't die in the dining room were either accomplices or not present.

>>385060654
The real secret to episode 4 is that everyone is bribed but Battler. Everyone account to him over the phone is a lie a fabrication they are paid to say by Yasu.

>>385061391
Distinct possibility there. Setting it all up as an elaborate prank on battler then offing everyone.

>>385060654
>What evidence is there that they were ever alive in the prison area
I remember they use a phone to contact the cousins and Gohda and Kumasawa in the guesthouse. And everyone talks to each other.
Are you saying everyone besides the cousins were in on it?

>>385061643
One of the constant truths of the gameboard is that Yasu can bribe everyone with her money. Noone is above being bribed and lots of the stories mysteries are solved simply by understanding that certain characters are accomplices at certain times. Even Battler is in on it in episode 5.

>>385061643
I can't really recall, did battler hear each and everyone one of them speaking?
If so, then yes they were all on it as a prank on battler.

>>385060182

yasu is such a triggered tranny lmao

>>385029110
I know this was 6 hours ago but anyone know of a place you can read this manga without the atrocious fan translation? That shit is on par with the awful higurashi manga translation

>>385055791
Watch the damedame subs version

>>385063637

An official translation is available in print on amazon

>>385043693
Anyone know where that first picture of the house shown in the video is from?
I know the mansion pictures come from an actual garden in Japan.