Who's your favourite hero in Overwatch?
>>385025087
Winston
The one with the least amount of pickability
>>385025414
Winston is too squishy of a tank for me
>>385025087
Aesthetically? Widowmaker.
She really needs a way to self heal better and get damage back they killed my main bitch
>>385025998
>tfw can't spam the crouch button as well anymore to make headbox less targetable
winstons center of mass being his heads hitbox is terrible
>>385026356
>ay yo bruh why can't ah 1v1 everyone as a healer no more
>>385025087
please tell me this is porn
Sombra is slowly starting to catch up on my Tracer though.
Surely Chinese people would just say "food" not "Chinese food".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>385026682
Porn is forbidden in Korea
So much fun
>>385025087
>D.va looks like a rabbit
>Mia has the one spike tooth
This looks like porn desu.
>>385025087
I honestly don't give a fuck what hero you are playing as long as you are in voice chat, make callouts, and listen to callouts.
>>385026941
live action porn is. Hentai isn't but has to be censored like nip.
Overwatch is one of the top 10 porn searches in Korea.
>>385025087
This is Mei, she is bae.
>Torb is considered shit
>his turret and recommended playstyle is but people keep underestimating Torb himself
>waddling towards big boys and 2 shotting them a shotgun blast
>>385026356
>She really needs a way to self heal better
the fuck
her piss jar heals herself way too much as it is already
>>385026682
http://imgur.com/gallery/RaHiB
Breast envy is a rare fetish. This is the best we're gonna get bro
>>385025087
Bastion
>>385026853
this webm is shite, so why is it slowing down, pausing.
>>385026791
It's obviously Korean by the art style, let alone the runes.
>>385027991
what is anatomy
>>385028468
No I mean Mei is Chinese not the comic you daft cunt.
>>385027264
Gelbooru is banned though
>>385028918
You're reading too much into things friend.
>>385028931
What about danbooru and sankaku?
>>385029015really makes you think
>>385029168If it did we wouldn't be in this thread.
>>385025087
Or Reinhardt
>>385027264
Sure not all porn is banned?'
You get arrested for playing teaching feeling
http://n4g.com/news/1911010/nsfw-south-korea-arresting-players-of-teaching-feeling
>>385026496
you can still 1v1 90% of the cast if you're not trash
I was mostly playing Mercy when I last played. Because I'm bad at the game and resing people is fun.
>>385029343
Depending on the country you get arrested for kissing your daughter goodbye for the day. Fucking England saying using tongue isn't normal with family.
>>385029153
I didn't check.
>>385028931
>>385029758
gtfo namefag subhuman trash
D.Va. Only because I love Mechs.
I fucking HATE her voice though.
Reaper. I love him so much I bought his statue.
>>385029343
>More than 18,000 South Koreans were arrested on rape charges in 2010, which rose from less than 7,000 in 2000.
Holy shit. I guess thats the penalty of having ridiculously hot and cute girls walking around everywhere. Niggas can only hold back after so long.
>>385030172
It's amazing how simply healing off of damage instead of being near someone when they die can make a character go from dead weight to playable.
>>385030626
It's one of the smartest changes Blizz has made and I'm kind of shocked by it.
>>385030190
To be fair the only people that would fuck a south korean are north korean sleeper agents so it's no wonder the arrest rate is so high.
>>385030789
My Gf is south Korean you shit
>>385030840
Well shit you best be getting back to NK now shouldn't you?
>>385030840
Awe how long have you been together anon? Are you happy?
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING DEAD
WHY DO THEY ROLL OUT CONTENT SO SLOOOOOOOOW
>>385030840
And is a North Korean male. What's your point? Asian Traps are almost always passable, as long as you do it from behind.
>>385030190
neck yourself weeb scum
>>385026228
Wtf is wrong with her idle animation ?
How has nobody posted best girl yet?
>>385030985
Im a white redneck and American
>>385030789
So this is what a maximum gay post looks like...interesting.
>>385031573
I can't fucking play her. I was really good with soldier in TF2 but everyone in OW is so fucking fast precision shots are even fucking harder. Same with characters like McCree.
>>385025087
Doomfist he is like a fighting game character in a FPS.
Sombra. Zenyatta.
>>385031701
2018, oxford dictionary will print this post next the definition of irony.
>>385031573
>How has nobody posted best girl yet?
Don't know, but since you won't do it, I will.
>>385031845
That's her biggest problem, not enough splash damage. It's like playing with the direct hit with less of the bonuses
>>385031845
>>385032301
>having trouble hitting Pharah's shots
Did you niggas even Tribes?
>>385032620
Yes. I was bad at it.
>>385032275
why are brown grills so delicious?
>>385032124
BTFO
>>385032275
Sombra is literally wife material.
>>385032739
You just want to lick that skin man.
>>385032802
She's too flat for me. Bare minimum F's for me
>>385025087
frogman
wallriding is fun as fuck
>>385032739
>why are brown grills with white features so delicious
ftfy famalam
>>385033868
I want Pharmercy to be an official couple
Boop!
>>385026853
oh god
>>385031573
you are fucking scum kill yourself
>>385034140
good luck, Mercy is getting a taste of the dragon from what it looks like
>>385036069
>Sombra is released
>Hate her
>As time goes on slowly start to love her
>>385032346
h-hammer down?
>>385036513
it's hard not to, shes really cute
>>385028882
Woah, it's like people can't turn their upper bodies in a different direction then their legs. Moron.
D.Va
>>385032346
Excellent taste
>>385038932
>Failed my no-fap month earlier
>Want to start off strong
>Some douche on /v/ posts cute korean d.va no pants cosplay
Whatever. Got more?
Waifu-wise, it's Mei. She's adorable and all the fanart gives her huge tits so I don't care. Plus she's fun as fuck to play.
Gameplay wise it's Sombra. Kind of a specalist pick at times but fuck me when I can get Sombra working it's a blast. She's so much fun to annoy people with.
>>385037351
He's talking about how her torso is way longer than it should be.
>>385031701
>call someone else gay
>be a tripfag
pick one
>>385038932
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKK
>>385025087
Soldier or Rein for Male
Mercy for Female.
>>385032124
BTFO
>>385038932
reverse google image search is not doing anything for me
>>385039430
Then he needs to pull out a ruler
>>385028882
People seem to forget the space under the breasts constitutes towards torso too. Even then that's hardly anything against the piece. The rendering is still nice and the composition is well done.
>>385025087
>tired of hearing the same English voices over and over
>decide to see what the game sounds like in Japanese
>haven't changed it back since
The Japanese dub is pretty good for something out sourced to Square Enix.
>>385032739
They're chocolate
Uninstall Wizard
>>385026791
Innit is probably my favorite british slang
>>385039943
>there will never be a titty monster hero in this game, too chauvinistic
A man can dream
>>385040597
>"Anon, why are you looking at my breasts?"
>>385029263
I want to love her
>>385031573
>>385040597
Mei is a titty monster, I just wish they'd show the goods
>>385040684
MMMFPHPGPHMM
>>385025414
Zarya or Winston
He's not too squishy. he's meant to fly around the stage disrupting the small female heroes
>>385040907
No, even with the chinese new year skin that shows her figure the best she's a C-cup at best, this is nowhere near enough for a titty monster.
best regards,
titty monster connoisseur
>>385031573
because she is just a floating head welded to a suit of armor.
>>385041151
Least there's always her concept art...
>>385041151
Fuck, I know this is the truth, especially considering some of her sprays too, but god damn it I want to believe in monster tits Mei.
>>385041151
What's your preferred size?
Why are OW characters so bland and devoid of personality? Blizzard got away with making a cast of full blown stereotypes and people eat them up as unique
>>385033868
please don't make pharah mercy a couple.
Korra porn literally slowed down to a halt after she was cannonically confirmed lesbian, same with tracer
>>385041623
Because it's a "something for everyone" kind of thing so people just feel happy to be included in a multicutural aspect. Too bad fighters have been multicultural for fucking decades.
Typical blizz marketing I guess.
>>385026356
>buff the support that dominated the meta for MONTHS after her release
woah do you actually work for Blizzard?
>>385041278
Emphasis on the word concept, her official character art is different from that and has the tits toned down by a lot. The little official artwork of her that there is has never had her show a rack like that.
Also that image is a concept art image from before they even made her a hero so obviously this can't be considered canon.
>>385041494
Pic related
>>385041936
Damn nigga you've got some good taste. though I prefer mine at least torso sized in terms of porn. At least my gf is a G
>>385041936
That's too big and too balloonish. The Galko you posted was perfect.
>>385041936
I like your tastes.You got an album of this stuff or something?
>>385025087
Mei, Russian powerdyke, Zen, and Junkrat are objectively the most fun heroes to play
>>385038932
mountain dew is gross. how can anyone drink that shit. doritos are good tho.
>>385042447
It's good with absinthe
>>385030840
kim pls go
>>385036513
Same
>>385042103
>>385041936
Alright let's be honest here, those tits ARE WAYYYYY TOO BIG
she needs a breast reduction PRONTO
Modern men no longer desire big breasts
>>385042575
And that's the appeal. Massive tits are such a rarity it makes them elusive. DD is cool but when you're breasts sit in your lap that's even hotter
>>385042575
>Modern men no longer desire big breasts
speak for yourself faggot
>>385033840
Underrated post. This shit is like Gunz 3.0
>>385042575
this is perf. im fine with a little bigger but more than that is a no go
>all new characters are black
>>385040708
I know that feel anon, I just want a qt gf to squat and diddy lift with
>>385043879
Hear me out. Canadian lumberjack that dresses like a mounty and throws axes. Make him half indigenous and there won't be a shitshow.
>>385044138
Cute, is that from a drawthread or something of your own works?
haha, this'll get em
>>385042240
Yes, but I don't think this is the thread to post it.
>>385042575
Milf was the top search term on porn sites last year and that usually comes with larger than average tits.
>>385044232
Penny Brown before anyone asks
>>385044232
Half the appeal of tits is how soft they are no matter how giant they become
Fake tits completely remove that appeal, like i fucking love tits but fake does nothing for me
>>385044363
Fair enough. Was just curious about it.
>>385026941
and thats why youtube is flodded with korean softcore movies
zarya and pharah are for rein
you know they both want his tankcock
>>385029945
That's a trip, you dip.
>>385044642
Isn't pharah going out with some canadian wimpy dude
>>385044642
>Implying Zarya likes anyone but Mei
>>385044232
>fake tits
excuse my while I go purge my stomach
>>385044498
She's genuinely mentally ill, at least I would assume she is given the amount of plastic surgery and corset wearing she has done to change her body
>>385025087
>almost a year later and dva fans are still butthurt that Mei stole all her spotlight when they got revealed at the same time
Not even the biggest thiccfag but it'l always make me laugh
>>385028882
i follow this artist, he goes full retard with anatomy to draw as much tits and hips as possible in all his characters so his drawings end up with a very elongated hour glass figure
>>385042575
t. gay faggot and proud
>>385045228
>>385031573
Pharah's biggest advantage is that she has the best SFM model out of all the overwatch girls
I love mercy the most but Pharah's SFM model is miles better than hers
>>385044642
>pharah liking men
Pharah loves Mercy!
>>385045435
That I absolutely cannot agree with. Her SFM looks so fake and lanky. It doesn't look like it fits her head at all
i like soldier since i love playing call of duty but hate getting bull shit lag insta killed from behind corners so being playing a COD style character in a long TTK game is really fun
my stats say pharah though, but playing her is frustrating because her performance is far too depedent on whether or not the other team has a good hit scan player
>>385026791
sauce on artist?
>>385044945
>Overwatch on PS4
Lol people actually play that?
D.Va.
I love her personality and I love her playstyle and I love her design. She's honestly one of my favourite characters to play in anything. It's just a general pleasure to play her.
>>385042575
>Modern men no longer desire big breasts
Mercy. I think. I haven't played the game and know nothing about their personalities so I don't know if she is a bitch but she is the most attractive.
>>385046050
Modern men don't need tits because modern men have man-boobs large enough to need boy-bras.
>>385046169
The bustyboy thread is already in /d/
>>385042103
Has she done topless yet?
They're all pretty bland lose my attention after 2 or 3 matches becasue your constnatly shoehorned into carrying out a certain task match after amtch
>>385045861
Go on
>>385044232
I fucking hate this bitch and her fake tits. Large tits need to be soft, fuck. Not to mention she's narcissistic as all hell.
>>385045861
Anon, please tell me where I can find more of this.
>>385046332
Yes and it's underwhelming.
>>385028882
>stylized characters are stylized
>>385039430
>what is perspective
holy shit this guy is a freak wtf!
>>385046667
>>385046819
Not him, but here is the source:https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d57143bf6b5
>>385046169
>desire
>need
You're shifting the goalposts here. Further, you're discounting the modern men who are skinny or /fit/. I fall into the 'skinnybitch' category and I can tell you I love me some big titties.
Not TOO massive mind you, but still pretty damn big.
>>385044224
It was from owg when I played, back before Sombra was dropped. A random drawfag showed up and was talking to people in thread and doing some sketches for fun.
>>385045729
>picture for ants.jpg
>>385047108
>modern men
>skinny or /fit/
Trannies or homo's.
>>385046332
>>385046865
She has, I think it would have been better if she showed off her size more and used a better camera. Her boobs just blend in way to well with the rest of her body especially when she's sitting
>>385025087
Junkrat. Unfortunately none of the heros I like are viable so I've lost interest in the game.
i fucked up her torso a bit but you guys like feet right
>>385045861
aw
thats cute
>>385045861
Isn't this a reference to some Jennifer Aniston movie?
>>385047076
Ah, yes, thank you anon. Much appreciated.
>>385047314
>likes Junkrat, Roadhog and Zen
>Roadhog literally never seen picked once after the huge nerf
>Junkrat literally unplaylable on comp for tryharding and diving
>only zen makes the game fun
I hope Doomfist will make putsome fresh in the game
>>385047665
I'm in that weird spot where I'm to good for quick play but I cant play comp for fun since all the heros I like get us wrecked. Its either 90% wins or 90% losses and neither option is fun.
I like Zenyatta well enough but I cant handle playing him every game.
>>385044232
That fucking concept art was truly a blessing for the lazy cosplayers huh??
Wanna cosplay as Mei? Just a tank top, sweatpants, tick glasses and that hairpin you order from amazon or something.
It's not even in the actual game ffs
>>385047912
i could just spray paint myself green and go as the Hulk
some designs are just simple
>>385041623
Because the main draw of Overwatch isn't about characters and their backstories. At its core, it's about having a slew of unique characters that fill out a character archetype enough to have them stand out and create individuality between all of them, be it the weapons they use, the way they dress, or their talking mannerisms.
It's a way to have a major audience recognize every character without having to go to an extreme length to build up an in-depth backstory for them. Genji is the ninja guy, Dva is the asian jerkbait, Reaper is an edgy faggot, the list goes on.
>>385025087
Zen best boy. Mei best girl.
>>385026692
Sombra a cute.
>tfw gold damage, kills and healing with a 76, Junkrat, and a Mercy on my team
>>385048173
If you painted yourself green you'd look less like Lou Ferrigno and more like an over-ripe watermelon .
>>385032275
Sombra's a troll and I love it.
>>385048173
I guess you're right, but I still think its overdone because of overwatch popularity and its rather fail-proof
I just want more eskimo Mei cosplay, man
>>385048546
Yes, she's fat, like me.
>>385038932
disgusting
>>385045902
>psychopath Twitchwhore who gives away covert goverment operations and positions to the enemy by streaming her follow countrymen dying to at the hands of a mechanical Kaiju while peoples homes and livelihoods are destoryed in the background
>All the while spouting "GG! Get REKT noobs! This is just like in that one video game!"
Literally the worst written character in overwatch, and thats saying something.
>>385039324
Mei has a nice butt too.
>>385026496
You can 1v1 everyone with every support except ana if you miss her shitty sleep dart
Nice try
>>385049206
I still don't know how she's getting away with corporate advertising on government property
>>385039943
Season 2 when? I came for Otako and stayed for Ojou.Amazing!
>>385032346
I would actually like to thank the artist who drew this with a blowjob
>>385041936
First of all, this concept art, is in the final product as a spray. Therefore it is a legitimate official art piece. Also, her rack, is about a D cup.
Reaper, since his buff
Harassing low mobility heroes will always be fun
>Everything about Sombra makes my dick into absolute diamonds
>She's absolute shit in game and basically a wasted slot if you pick her
It's not fair
>>385049309
not canon
>>385047042
>what is perspective
i think that's a question the artist asked himself while working on that image.
>>385044868
I never got this Zarya and Mei pairing thing.
>>385042575
I agree hers are too big, but big breasts are absolutely still desired. Flaties go home.
Does any Overwatch character have skins with barefeet yet?
>>385049814
Can you tell us why?
D.va and Reaper are my favorite heroes to play.
wish there was more lore for D.va tho.
>>385049814
I actually think the mistake is her kit for "support" is health packs. Like.. if I need heals I'll go to my healer
I think she should be able to hack passives though. Pharah being able to hover and genji being able to double jump away is bullshit
>>385026496
you could drop all her damage to 1 and she is still the best support in the game bar none.
which fucking retard put 4 always useful utility skills on 1 character.
Gul'dan is my favorite character from Heros of the Overwatch.
>>385049078That's the best part.
>>385050268
All Sombra needs is to be in the same speed tier as Tracer/Genji and she'll be fine.
Why the fuck are there like 5 casualwatch threads? Is the game dying so fast they are unironically shilling it here?
>>385049857
Here's your canon.
>>385050489
it's pretty crazy how ifunny is so redpilled. it looks normie on the outside but then they are all trump supporters and stuff
>>385050556
>>385032275
i want to nibble sombra's toes, and i'm not even into feet.
>>385025087
Pharah for attack
Bastion for defence
Black guy for healing
>>385050556
that's just the puffy pants to keep her warm. also girls pee from their anyway so it's gross
>>385050683
>not going on ifunny for all your pics
Back to r*ddit
>>385040807
NICE SOURCE FAGGOT
>>385050556
Her pants are padded for warmth. He butts' not that big.
>>385049937
Because fit girl and chubby girl are a cute pairing
>>385047314
I mean unless you're in like a professional team you can still make him work well if you're good. My friend and I are both Junk mains and we bring him out pretty often if it's not like Hollywood or something.
Plus it's extra style points for beating the supposed meta and fucking minejumping into the air and killing their Pharah god damn that always makes my dick rock hard.
>>385050943
>>385051129
Then what about her Chinese outfit? Is that stillthick?
>>385050943
oh, someone already posted.
>>385051129
If they were padded, they wouldn't be adhering to the contours of her ass like that.
>>385049639
Gomtang. His work is superb.
Am I the only one that wanted to like Zarya, but couldn't because she's just not cute at all? I like muscle girls too, but not when they literally look like men.
>>385051281
They are padded. Do you see where her groin is? everywhere below that, (thighs) are bigger because of the material.
>>385051409
She's extremely cute already dude.
>>385051451
please show me an example of rounded rump asscheek shaped padding.
I've done some slight mountain climbing in colorodo, but I've never seen anything close to that.
Pic related is ass padding.
>>385050943
>doesn't understand how leggings work
WEW
>>385051629
You can't post fan art and call the character cute, my dude. You have to go by her in game model, and that makes her look like a dude.
>>385025087
You just posted themToo bad i'm so shit as them ;__;
>>385051629
She would be far cuter if she didn't have that pink hair. Why couldn't she be a blonde on her default skin?
I miss him.
wew
All of you are like people who were born without tongues. No taste.
>>385052127
POO
>>385052127
Symmetra is underrated
The cockney lesbian time scout.
Too bad the game was awful. I was really looking forward to it until the beta.
>>385051896
I don't care much about her hair, but I love that Zarya has pink polish on her nails, such a cutesy girly thing that I wouldn't expect on a character like her.
>>385052370It's because they have to remind people she's a girl, because we'd forget otherwise.
>>385028882
>>385027991
Mei is NOT skinny!
fuck you and your "LE ARTIST INTERPRETATION"
>>385052249
You think she shits in the street with that ass?
>>385052127
Damn, it's been AGES since I've seen a Reiq pic, did he stop making those Jigglygirls of his?
>>385052943
I want her to shit in my street if you know what I mean ;)
>>385051363
I NEED THE FULL VERSION OF THIS
>>385052249
Indian girls don't wear deodorant
POO
>>385053314
Sorry buddy that's all there is to it.
>>385052249
Reminds me of Zarna Joshi.
>>385031701
SHUT THE FUCK UP ONSOKUMARU
Best girl
>>385052249
I want Symmetra to shit on my dick. Bonus points if she has diarrhea
>>385045193
>>385028882
yeah I think I still have the sketch that was posted originally, it was horrifying
>>385052509
Look man I posted it and I agree, Thicc Mei is best Mei. But breast envy beats out thiccness
>>385052249
It's the combination of the hair, skin color, long legs, and ass. Make me diamonds.
>>385044232
I feel like she smells like 3 day old hair grease and dried morning saliva on a pillow
Disgusting fat tumor
>>385025087
>Okay, so we're going to have a really edgy character. But that's the joke. Everything down to the names of his skins are going to be edgy but done with a straight face.
>Lol now he shrugs
At this point give him a pink and white skin and a I love ponies voice line. He's dead to me.
>>385054413
But what if it was this?
>>385054413
>not liking the shrug
>>385053737
God is truly dead
>>385049814
She can be an absolute monster on defence.
She hacks and potentially kills someone before they can push through choke, then teleports back to her team before she dies.
>>385052127
>>385052249
I fucking hate Symmetra, because she reminds me of a classmate of mine at collage. She is of an Indian family, incredibly hot and a massive slut.
But she outright told me that I have no chance of tapping dat ass becauseI am black.
>>385054546
The reason I like Reaper is because he's done with such a straight face. He's extremely over the top, dark and straight out of a 14 year old's deviant art. It's subtle humor. The Shrug shits all over it. It would of been so easy to have it be a shoulder shrug, an almost too cool to care. But hands up, smug smile "did I do that?" Look. It was the lowest hanging fruit and I'm extremely butthurt about it.
>>385025087
widowmaker
haven't played this shitty game since a few months after it came out but she will always have a place in my heart
>>385025087
Roadhog because I am a fat fuck &
Mei because I want to fuck her
>>385050010
Winston
>>385054913
The shrug comes from a story in the comics back when he hadn't gone full-edgelord, so it's technically not canon with current Reaper.
Mei is so fuggable
>>385025087
>>385050446
>>385055541
Mei is bae.
>character is good at doing one specific thing
>remove his ability to do that one thing
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
>>385055541
>that thread arguing that taking a picture in the mirror like that isn't possible
>that anon that proved them wrong by actually taking a picture like that naked
>>385055778
Same for Approximately 12PM dude.
>>385055772
I need more Mei being embarrassed by she sheer size of her bust and the other girls being jealous
>>385026791
Dunno, I'm russian and currently in Bangkok and when I crave russian food I say that I want russian food.
>>385055778
He's still fun imo, I like the new firerate.
>>385055918
Did you save the picture? Cause I'm gonna need sauce on that
>>385055778
Stun & oneshot is a shit mechanic to design a character around anyway, they should've designed him differently from the get go.
>>385054863
Symmetra is not your classmate, anon.
Symmetra is a good girl.
I don't even like OW but Zenyatta is so cool.
>>385053053
No, but his art has actually gotten worse.
>>385056569
Literally the most chill dude in the game. Lucio as well.
>>385052249
>sticks dick in that brown goddess ass
>"Everything in its place."
>>385056092
There's literally dozens of pics of girls doing the same thing, I don't know why anyone would do that, nor why anyone would save it when they could save the hot girls instead.
>>385054863
just keep trying. women always so no and expect you to keep going anyway. it's a shit-test to see if you are alpha or not
>>385056957
Because it's funny.
I don't like the game but I guess McCree or Reaper
>>385055983
yeah that's because you aren't in russia
>>385056727
>>385057332
I haven't played in a while but did that "Reaping" buff help Reaper at all?
>>385041716
I still think that was a stupid decision.
"Hey Mac, what do you think would be a good subplot for our elemental kung fu brown girl protagonist?"
"Well Aang had to deal with loss and was a great catalyst to introduce kids to buddhist teachings, so the next obvious step would be to have hers be homosexuality!"
"How do those correlate at all though?"
"They don't, homosexual characters are the trend right now, why not capitalize off of it?"
Anton Chekhov is rolling in his grave right now.
every time I boot up overwatch I wish I was playing TF2
and every time I boot up TF2 I wish TF2 wasn't an animated corpse
i am a junkrat main
life is pain
>>385045193
Name?
>>385050683
I used to have it installed on an older phone, it's just normal "funny" memes and trends in the featured section but when looking deep its more illiterate and redpilled than /pol/.
Really makes you think.
>>385058067
At least he can't murder himself anymore.
>>385031647
>Be white
>Automatic asian gf
yawn
>>385026791
hey fucking accent is so fucking bad
>>385045902
>I love her personality
>>385058453
She has a great personality though.
>>385058024
lol, I've noticed casual mode is more enjoyable from 11 to 3 am central time.
>>385058453
You betcha. She's so brilliantly obnoxious with the GAMR GRILL thing it circles back round to lovable, and the way it fits her punish-and-denial focused gameplay so well is amazing.
Winstons and Symmetra are my favorites to play as. Sombra is my favorite design, Pharmercy is best pairing
>>385051363
THE REALEST NIGGA THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME HI S NAME
>>385042575
One day I'll track you down and find you
>>385055541
she has like super tiny nipples
tiddies
>>385060889
Why are the Overwatches so slutty?
>>385060312
Don't mention it bro. You can see most of his work on barachan.
>>385049354
Chaebols are very powerful in Korea. Like Samsung/LG and Hyundai/Kia owns the whole nation it seems
>>385061627
>mercy
>that ass
She's hank hill tier anon.
>>385047015
>attempts to illustrate her body
>Fucks up the anatomy a bit
>"It's just a style"
Don't ever pick up a pencil again
>>385052249
I want to fuck Symmetra's footpussy so badly.
Tenderly love the Mei
>>385025087
>I'm hungry for some Chinese food
Wouldn't she just say food?
That's like a mexican saying "I'm hungry for some mexican food"
>>385046865
I need to see it.
>>385062861
Hey I'm a mexican and there is a clear distinction especially in urban areas. "Quiero una comida mexicana" is a perfectly valid statement.
>/v/
>Liking a girl in their league
Of course
>>385062861
Depends on where you live. A lot of places in the states are so mulitcultural, specifying what you want to eat is pretty common.
>>385062861
If you say you want something to eat, do you just automatically mean hamburgers? No? Fuck off.
>>385063042
I want to bury my face in that gut
>>385051239
still pretty thick
>>385057006
Don't set him up like that
>>385025087
Widowmaker is my favorite hero.
>>385062861
>i'm literally retarded
woah dude you don't have to be so apparent about it
>>385057513
It helped a ton. People actually play him now for something other than his ult.
>>385026791
it pronounced "dahg"
>Overwatch timeline
>cis white Swedish male having a cis white Swedish female wife and having 8 white Swedish children
What did Blizzard mean by this?
Did they fix roadhog yet or is he still complete fucking garbage?
Seems like it'd be good to buff a hero capable of trashing Winston since Winston has a near 100% pick rate in upper tiers.
>most used non-healer has an auto-aim gun
Get fucked overwatch
>>385065058
That white genocide is a myth that only exists in the minds of white supremacist imbeciles
>>385065507
Yeah, why should there be any countries with predominantly white people? Fucking racists.
>>385038932
>smokin' bbq doritos
where the fuck does she live?
>>385065616
But those countries already exist and will sty predominantly white
>>385065638
International shipping and online shopping is a thing anon.
>>385028882
I compressed the belly button/pelvis area
>>385066147
I'll be honest, that looks better
>>385025087
The Amaris
>>385066147
almost
chin to pelvis is correct now, but it should've been the torso that got compressed and the belly button/pelvis length should've stayed the same
>>385066147
Now expand it
>>385047365
Yes. Yes I do.
I want to cum inside Reaper while he's desperately denying it but still leglocking me!
>>385062861
Well she's talking to a korean girl. Mei just wants food, but if she doesn't specify it'll be "chinese" food, then D.Va might end up expecting it to be Kimchi and Bulgogi or something
>>385066626
god i hate this sort of cosplays. get rid of the glasses and hairpin and you have some fat chink. it's like those girls who spike their hair and call themselves tracer.
>>385062861
>>385067087
Forgot my attention grabber
>>385054863
You just have to be black AND successful at the same time. No one expects that so it usually works.
Remember, money and degrees speak more than skin color.
>>385026228
So you like women with broken spines, whose legs are 2x as long as their torso?
Whoever designed her has no idea how anatomy works.
>>385067158
You're right. If you get rid of the key things that identify her as Mei, she would look less like Mei. Weird isn't it? Well spotted!
>>385026791
You completely underestimate how prolific American cultural cuisine is.
>>385055918
Who thought it wasn't possible? That picture was drawn as a reference to an instagram trend of a bunch of real people doing it...
>>385067432
nigga if you're gonna do a "professional" cosplay like that other pic, you better atleast look somewhat like the nigger you're cosplaying
>>385027001
Underrated post.
>>385040807
I need you to please inform me of the source of this image making me extremely erect. Thank you.
>>385049069
>>385051238
>junkrat
>Good in any possible situation
>>385067657
How much more could a fat chink with glasses and a hairpin look like Mei?
>>385058237
>>385065702
no they wont, thats the problem
>>385068036
nigga do i have to use the scientific method to fucking explain this shit
>>385067912
Disgusting.
>>385055541
>big breasts
>next to no areola
>>385068054
>>385068259
Think you're just proving my point now.Though you should explain why you're such a fucking loser to write "nigga" on the internet. It's embarrassing.
>>385063790
"dahn" = down
>>385025414
shitgame desu
Mei is thin. THIN!
I play zen who I have golden nuts for, Reinhardt as a second favorite and soldier for offense. I don't play defense heroes because they are for garbage people. Yes mei I mean you and your ice wall perfectly positioned to block my right click
>>385068680
I bet you're triggered for that you double nigger.
>>385068680
>thanks for proving my clearly blatant half baked points that are only correct for me
nigga srsly. you could at least be less apparent about it.
>>385068064
They literally will. Sure, non-white population might go up for a few percent, but that is a slightside effect of globalism. Take America for example its like 80% white, but morons still believe there is some jewish master scheme going on to wipe them out. Even if white populations drop in the next decades, it will be do to less interest in having children and career building, not because of some globalist jewish conspiracy
>>385029168
>Meet a gril that looks like tracer
>we get along well
>lesbian IRL with partner
damnit
I want to fuck every single femaleexcept the loli niggerfrom this gameand Genji too
>>385069074
My point was he used the fag version of nigger.
>>385069141
I didn't thank you, nigger
>>385069197
>80% white
No. The United States is only 60% white at best estimates. I won't be surprised if it's actually less than 50%.
>>385068054
Somehow this seems way better than what we got.
>>385069394
thanks for that amazing rebuttal, though
also lmao at that mercy what the fuck
>>385069394
The only one that looks semi decent in that picture is that Reaper, and it's probably because she's wearing a mask.
>>385069721
>nigga srsly
What rebuttal would you honestly expect?
>>385051238
junkrat minejumps scare the shit out of people if done correctly
>>385070048
less nitpicking with greentext and more of an effort of trying to disprove my original claim
>>385070230
I already did when I first replied. It required no effort.
>>385070487
but that "rebuttal" didn't refute anything
>>385025087
You posted both of them.
>>385044232
>>385044481
fuck this fat cunt. she doesn't do fan service fridays anymore and doesn't bounce around anymore. LAME
>>385044945
>Doesn't post one with Mei Meis.
Small > Medium > Large > Phat
Dva Tracer Widow Mei
HANA SONG IS BEST GIRL
>>385070624
First of all, a rebuttal rebuts and a refutation refutes.
Secondly, my rebuttal did rebut you. It did quite clearly as you made an unsound point to begin with and followed it up with a self-conflicting misquote.
>>385069394
>That fucking abomination on the right
These lazy as fuck 'cosplay's are always the absolute worst.
>>385067362
>correct anatomy
>in Overwatch
>>385067362
>being a woman
>being gay
GET OUT /v/ IS FOR STR8s AND TRAPS ONLY FUCK OFF
ugh I regret seeing Penny Underbust's nudes now.
>>385071957
Are they as terrible as I imagined?
>>385072143
Most likely worse.
>>385072301
And they say big tits can't be perky
>>385070880
>Korean
>Best anything
Anon I've got some bad news
>>385072301
JESUS NO.
>>385072301
>>385058123
snowball22
>>385072301
>>385068054
>>385072301
That looks like a child's drawing of titties made frighteningly real
>>385068054
Costume swaps skins when?
>>385072450they're best at being plastic people
>>385068054
>you will never be pinned down and raped by junker Mei as she laughs maniacally at you mocking your whimpers and cries for help
Not fair, familia.
>>385070880
shes a cam WHORE
>>385072301
Wait a minute, is someone or she holding the tits from the niples so that it looks like that?
>>385073489
No, that's what's so fucked up about it.
watch?v=TxStq0yWDQU
>>385073957
Who the fuck is Mamasboy?
>>385027282
Came here to post this
>>385044232
Delete this
>>385055541
Nice
>>385025087
The uninstall wizard
>>385032346
GERMANED
>>385074263
This picture is hot.
>>385074828
Lucio is pure faggot.
>>385049341
>every support
>implying lucio beats mccree ever
>implying mercy beats mccree ever
are you playing against bronzes, anon?
>>385075562
/v/ is probably worse than these guys.
https://youtu.be/bfbRXGePhfU
post Tracer please m8
>>385075059
PURELY FOR___!
>>385025087
The Demoman
>>385075763
>>385065298
>sample
>>385070625
is that even a pairing? [/spoiler]post more
>>385076262
Here's one.
>>385075962
Tracer is so cute!
>>385044824
that was her dad that she was having dinner with in the comic.
>>385071646
Is this the artist that does the brazilian comics with the depressed looking guy and the unreasonably hot gamer girls?
>>385076262
Another one.
>>385070625
>>385076475
This doesn't really work since asians fucking despise every other kind of asian.
>>385076609
I think so. I just found it one day.
>>385076475
yeah thats pretty good, time to hunt for some more.
>>385049206
>I play overwatch for the story
>I play overwatch at all
I really didn't think you ow fags could get any worse, but you managed it.
>>385076868
>>385075962
>tfw part of you wishes Overwatch had remained project titan because parts of the story interest you but its stuck moving at a snails pace
It's been over a year and all thats happened is
>winston has issued the recall, no indication overwatch has actually reformed in any way
>Ana has come out of hiding and shacked up with 76
>Doomfist has broken out of prison and is planning some kind of takeover of talon
>>385076787
not all asians do. also it makes it even more hot like that handmaiden film with the korean and japanese girl.
>>385049206
>I can't suspend my belief!
>How am I supposed to immerse myself in lazer dragons, talking robo-gorrillas, and reggae dubstep guns when one of the characters isn't taking it seriously!!!
neat
All this SFM porn and comics do nothing for me. I just enjoy when the ingame models are in compromising positions.
>>385076985
I've never gotten this. When Wendy's says never frozen, do they mean just never put in a freezer but still refrigerated? Because I'm pretty sure I've seen their patties cold before.
>>385077397
I don't know either Ilike McDonald's more
>>385077165
>lazer dragons, talking robo-gorrillas, and reggae dubstep guns
I wish this game was actually as cool as you just made it sound.
Fat fetish is so weird
>>385077702
Mei not fat doe.
>>385077702
>Fat fetish is so weird
good*
>>385025087
Orisa.
Because robutt. Big, fat, horse robutt.
>>385025087
my main man
>>385076609
Jagodibuja, yeah that's him
>>385077982
I love fatties desu
>>385079315
Then you are my bro
I only play best girl
>>385079951
>>385077397
"Frozen" means "frozen." Have you not heard that term before? It means frozen.
>>385077397
The patties are never frozen in the process of getting from the suppliers to your mouth. Refrigerated? Sure. But not stuffed in a freezer.
>love mercy's design and playstyle
>main the shit out of her
>nowadays everyone thinks I'm some kind of sissy slut and treats me like one in game
I just wanted to heal others
>>385080712
>design
Sure
>playstyle
Just Medic. Pretty stale.
>>385080193
>>385081241
>>385078867
he is from spanish latin america, not from Brazil though.
>>385065638
>dating a girl for her dorritoes
jesus fucking christ you sicko, next you're gonna tell me you only date chicks for the garlic bread
Mercy from a design perspective. I love everything about her. Gameplay, however, is Symmetra.
I need smug Meis
>>385072812
Christ, finally a Junker 63 that looks like the actual characters. I dig it
Pick one.
>>385083573
F to pay respects to best style
>>385067356
Indians actually are pretty racist people, especially againt blacks, so what he says isn't surprising.
>>385025087
>>385082726
>>385083573
A to allow neck kissing
B never
C for doggy
D for age play
E for formal roleplay
F for wild fucking
G for blowjobs
H never since A fulfills all the same things while being cuter
>tfw if I ever wear my winter coat people think I'm doing a mei cosplay
END MY LIFE
>>385083573
A. It's the closest to Beekeeper hairdo.
>redpilled as fuck
>shits on dive meta
>he attack, defend, and support
if armor counted as heals id get all gold medals
>>385085491
You know, I just realized that Mei has a beekeper costume, and D.Va has a bee costume.
PROOF!!!
>>385085491
Wtf I love pollen now.
>>385085752
I normally play Mei and Zen but I wanna git gud with Torb. Any tips?
>>385085180
Lose some weight fatty
>>385050943
>also girls pee from their anyway so it's gross
I have 3 favorite characters.
And two of them are in canon gay love with each other.
Isn't that nice?
>>385085840
Not him but please don't babysit your turret. The whole point of having a Torb around is A) having two guns firing at the enemy, which doesn't happen if you are just hammering it, and B) him collecting scrap and giving armor to his buddies, which again, doesn't happen if all you do is to be on top of the turret.
Also, git gud at landing shots with his left click, shit actually hits pretty damn hard.
>>385067362
>Whoever designed her has no idea how anatomy works.
Seeing this will never fail to make me laugh
THis is exclusively posted by morons
>>385086131
The fuck are you even talking about.
>>385077397
theres a big difference between refrigerating and freezing meat. both in flavor and the implications on how fresh it is, you can store meat in a freezer for months but that isn't the case for a fridge, so never frozen meat is fresher.
>>385086392
Next two confirmed gays of course.
>>385086304
Thanks pham.
>>385086131
Considering only one character is canonically gay and her lover isn't a hero, this isn't possible. You just want to Gayes and Soldier 70dicks.
>>385085840
protip, use the level 1 turret as a distraction because normally people will target that first before you, giving you time to brain them or get away
also, the turret has a laser on it's model, so it helps you locate where you should be shooting at
these tips may or may not be deprecated at this point because I don't play this shit game anymore
Reaper and Roadhog.
Shotguns are fun.
>>385063042
The perfect body.
>>385086574
>this isn't possible
You don't pay enough attention to the lore and the dickery that spews from the lead writer's pie hole then.
>>385051195
>Mei
>Chubby
Yeah...about that
>>385087336
>inb4 non canon spray
>>385069000
Nobody cares. Thicc Mei is bae.
>>385087283
I doubt they confirmed your headcanon, anon. The gay shit is flooding around because half the community is fucking awful, like most things.
>>385087434
Yes.
>>385087472
Ok sorry, I should have said "soon" to be confirmed.
>YWN know what it's like to have a cute chubby QT sit on your chest with your head between her thighs as you bury your tongue into her squishy belly buttonOH WAIT I DO BECAUSE I HAVE A QT CHUBBY GF AHAHAHA
>>385087283
Sorry bud, not canon.
i never even played this shit game but i love the porn
thanks normies
>>385087702
With that kind of philosophy you're going to catch yourself off guard. It could honestly be confirmed at any time.
>>385042575
we need to go bigger
Sex with Mei
>>385087698
Do you get her to dress up as Mei?
>>385087943
Can't afford that but she has glasses out of need so that works.
>>385031573
A man of taste I see
>That /v/-plays AA2 thread last night were we fucked Mei.
>>385072301
Literally Modded Sims 2 tier
>>385041716
>everything kyhu did
Argument discarded
>>385088040
>Can't afford that
People from third world countries are not allowed to post around here, bro.
>>385087942
Fucking Mei is far from gay
>>385086131
>>385086510
>>385087283
>>385087570
>>385087884
I wish gays weren't so desperate to shoehorn themselves into stuff.
>>385088210
I was gonna reply with "I'm a leaf" but considering our dollar. You right.
>>385045885
Yeah. Gotta settle for what you can get. Comp on PS4 is fucking trash though. ELO hell is a literal hell on console.
>>385079713
Date fatties, it's the best.
My wife.
>>385048851
Hello new background
>>385088495
>>385088342
>desperate
I wouldn't even bother shit posting about them if it wasn't so heavily hinted at inside and outside of the lore. Saying it could happen any time wasn't a joke.
>>385088448
It would be if they didn't hate themselves as often as they do
>>385088685
Man, you don't need to resort to mental gymnastics to justify a crackship, fap without caring for what's canon.
>>385089237
>>385088718
They hate themselves because they don't think anyone loves them. Be the love in their life, and they'll be more than happy just knowing that.
Source: dating a fat girl
>>385089635
Some of them can't be helped no matter how many tummy rubs you give or big a boner she causes.
Source: Dating a fatty for 3 years and will probably break up with her soon because it's just depressing and she's still uncomfortable sending nudes because she hates herself.
MEI IS CUTE AND PERFECT.
>>385089989
That probably ain't gonna make her feel better about herself retard. Unless she's actively being a blight on your own self worth or happiness I'd say stick with it.
>>385088685
Saying it could happen any time was you backpedaling from saying that it's canon after several people pointing out how you were blatantly wrong.
Sounds desperate to me.
>>385089989
That sounds like a problem deeper than herself. She should probably get help.
Also, I'm sorry for your loss. Big girls are supposed to be the best, and nobody should have to lose them.
>>385090146
Please don't dress up Mei like inferior girls.
So which hairstyle is your favorite, anon?
>>385090268
Mei just enjoys cosplay.
>>385066626
>fatties who still think Mei is THEIR character
>>385090189
My whole point is that her perspective isn't changing. I can't help her. And I said it was depressing so.
>>385090261
She has lost a lot of weight over the years. She's happy with her progress but I doubt she'll know when to quit. And the skinnier she gets the less interested I'll be.
>>385090283
scroll up to find my opinion
>>385090373
Why don't we see more Mei cosplay then?