New splatfest announced

Why wouldn't it be mustard vs. ketchup?

nice to see all the american splatfests are about food, you fat fucks.

>>385003632
Nips put mayo and ketchup on their fried rice, especially omurice.

So... Europe vs. Americans?

>>385003568
Both are complete shit but at least Mayo is good on a few sandwiches and dishes

Catsup > Eggy Sauce

Ketchup will win. I already know Pearl's going to shill for Mayo and Marina will shill for ketchup.

>>385003690
jap mayo is god tier

>>385003863
VERY weeb thing to say. It's literally the same shit.

Confirmation which one is backed by pedo bait nigger squid?

It's amazing how many people assume they mean burgerland mayo and not japanese mayo (which tastes differently and is used similarly to ketchup/mustard)

>>385003863
This.
If okonomiyaki is made right, it is GOAT. Mayo is an essential ingredient too

Does any adult eat Ketchup?

>>385003674
Maybe if your shithole wasn't so broke you'd get to see proper food instead of eating bark

>>385003954
Does any adult eat Mayo?

>>385003943
>okonomiyaki
Jesus Christ how do you even remember a name like that.
Get laid nerd.

>>385003863

Weeb alert.

>>385003923
nah supermarket mayo taste like shit

>>385004063
Dont bark until you try it, gayboy

>>385004063
>Jesus Christ
どうやってそんな名前覚えてるのか
彼女作れ

>>385004063
t.brainlet

>>385004145
>>385003923
>hasn't had kewpie mayo
>doesn't buy cheap everything at the local asian market
>isn't sansei

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I don't really like either of them, but Mayo isn't to bad on a sub once in a while. With lots of pepper on it.

Mayo only belongs on heated sliced bread with melted cheese and ham.

>>385004265
And ketchup belongs on absolutely nothing

Fuck ketchup.

>>385004254
It goes great with paprika on french fries.

>>385004285
Actually it works wonder on said sliced bread too. And it's a must on hot dogs. Especially chilli ketchup

>>385004063
トイレわどこですか?

Mayo is better on sandwiches
Ketchup is the better dip

When I was in high school people put ranch dressing on pizza. I still don't understand.

>>385004254
>literally drowning any taste with the Indian meme
If you spice food, it means it's shit to begin with

>>385003568
marina will win

>>385003954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0&t=3m4s

I like mayo on burgers or cold-cut sandwiches, I like ketchup on burgers and fries.

I don't like ketchup on cold cuts and I don't like mayo on fries.

Hmm, it's a hard choice, they are pretty even to me.

>>385004231
I have to ask, why is that mayo based on kewpie dolls?

>>385004374
>When I was in high school people put ranch dressing on pizza. I still don't understand.
That's pretty fucked, good pizza doesn't need anything. average pizza gets a little tabasco sauce though.

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>>385003568
I can't pick ketchup ever since I saw people put it on their scrambled eggs when I went to university
I literally (this is not an exaggeration) have never seen something this disgusting, I honestly feel the need to vomit whenever I see it

>>385004418
>can't eat spicy food
LMAO

>>385004367
For historic reasons, the particle wa is always written instead with hiragana ha.

>>385004651
A little bit of ketchup on eggs is good.

Salsa on eggs is god tier though.

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>>385003863
ah, weebtards. gotta love em

>>385004586
do you like cold cut sandwiches with mayo or french fries with ketchup more?

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>>385004418

I put pepper on pretty much everything, before I even taste it.

I fucking LOVE pepper.

>using ketchup on anything past 13 years old

Ketchup is made to keep children happy about eating their disgusting cheap meat tubes at school.

Please don't tell me anyone here past the age of 18 uses ketchup on literally anything.

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>>385004374

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>>385004650

I work without someone in his late 20's that still dips pizza in Ranch.

>>385004715
No, Hollandaise sauce on eggs benedict is god tier. Get it right.

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>>385004736
they taste totally different, though. it all depends on whether you like your mayo more tart or sweet.

>>385003568

Mayo is shit by itself but synergises perfectly with literally anything you add to it (piri piri sauce, bacon, garlic, lime).

Ketchup is tasty but overpowers and ruins everything you put it on.

Alone, ketchup > mayo. Overall, Mayo > ketchup

>>385004418
What's it like to be the whitest person who ever lived? Do you subsist entirely on mayonnaise?

>>385004710
thanks for the tip homeboy

>>385004657
>he's such a shit cook he needs to poison his tongue for it to taste passable!
Lmaoing at ur life

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>>385003954
for sauce that goes well with meat or french fries
mayo has its charm aswell

>>385003839
>Marina will shill for ketchup
>Marina is pretty close to Marinara

Really makes you think

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>mfw people argue about Mayo vs Miracle Whip
>mfw it all tastes the same to me

>>385004863
>literal meme sauce
>god tier
Fuck off.

>>385004794
This. I only use the finest Japanese mayo on my corndogs

>>>/ck/

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Why not both?

>>385004892
>sugar
wait wtf
defend this ameriburgers

>>385004794
Hot Dogs aren't good with ketchup though unless like like tasting nothing but ketchup.

Chili is the go to, or if you don't like soggy buns, onions.

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>>385005071
You don't know shit.
If the food is shit then drown it in spicy sauce to make it passable.
If the food is good then use just the right ammount of spicy sauce to improve flavor.
As simple as that.

>>385005320
Everything cheap in burgerland has sugar stuffed into it.

It's why the poor people are fucking fat. The food they get tends to be processed fat and sugar.

>>385004145
>>385004736
>>385003923
t. mommy cooks my food all the time.

>>385005320
you know how it is americans and high fructose corn syrup. everything has it.

threads like this are how you can tell Americans just woke up.

>>385000000

goddamn america is fat

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>>385005204

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>>385005204
might aswell go full out

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Euro living in burgerland here. Watching how much ketchup americans consume has legitimately made me hate it. I'll have it with fries, but holy shit do these savages have to coat everything they shove down their fat throats in liquid tomato?
The answer is yes.
Plain mayo is disgusting but aioli is where its at.

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who the fuck comes up with these things
there are a trillion better contrarian arguments they could use and they do this shit?

>>385005652
Biding their time til the doomsday splatfest

Republican vs Democrat

>>385003674
>euros cant afford food
It all makes sense now

>>385003923
I've tried American brands of mayo and found them to be pretty awful. I prefer the stuff I can get here.

Why do people have such strong opinions on ketchup anyway?

>>385005645
Better than coating everything that goes down your throat with middle eastern semen like the average Euro

>>385003568
If Mustard was here, I'd go with that. Guess I'm staying loyal to Marina then.

>>385005768
t. amerilard

>>385005765
That's nothing
The true shitstorm comes with Capitalism v Socialism

>>385005943
>being from any other country besides the US
Sorry can't hear you over your irrelevance

>>385003568
I like mayo and hate ketchup, but i hate pearl and i like marina. Hmmm...

>>385006005
ah, typical american ignorance and arrogance at work

>>385003568
I don't put ketchup on anything. Mustard and mayo on my burger and ranch with my fries. Ketchup is for children.

>>385005768
>artificial full of fat sauces are food for america
At least were not that bad.

>>385005909
I live in Ann Arbor and people are way more politically sensitive and obsessed with sucking muslim dick than anywhere in Europe I've lived.

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Wait what the fuck? I thought people were memeing about this pick. Mayo is for hamplanets and ketchup is just tomato paste with cups of sugar thrown in. So this is the type of quality of splatfests we can expect huh.

>>385005904
It's ubiquitous.

It's the King Midas of condiments. For better or worse, once you put ketchup on something, it now tastes like ketchup. If you don't like the taste the strength of it is just off putting.

>>385003568
What the fuck is Ketchup?

>>385006132
That's such a childish thing to say.

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>>385004374
>>385004650
>>385004853
Just try it you fucks

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>>385005504

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Buckley is right

>>385006268
To kids that hasn't developed proper tastebuds, sure. But most people can separate the taste.

Incidentally I realised why so many on /v/ hates ketchup

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Can't wait for the inevitable Pineapple on Pizza vs No Pineapple on Pizza

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>>385005204
Blasphemous

>>385006495
We already did that one.

>Mayo
>literal boiled fats
>ketchup
>mashed healthy vegetables
Is this a real question?

>>385006364
Maybe so, but it doesn't make it any less true.

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>>385006495

Already happened

>>385005504
>he thinks jap mayo is a real thing
>just like ""wasabi""

>>385006438
wtf I found a Buckley comic funny
What timeline is this

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>>385006495
I will come at No Pineapple pleb shitters with a ducking vengeance. Git gud taste scum.

>>385006438
>actually funny and right
What's going on?

>>385003568

Mustard.

>>385006458
Children actually have more taste buds than adults.

Really other tomato sauces do ketchup's job better in anything but comfort junk food.

>>385006438
what if this is their plan all along?
get you to side with the cute octo girl so she can win the waifu war and take over as supreme ruler in splatoon 3?

anyone who picks ketchup is a pleb who knows nothing about food except how to eat it

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>>385006617

Faith in humanity restored.

>>385006495
People who put pineapple on pizza are degenerates who need to be gassed.

Last time we had "Autobots vs Decepticons" and "Spongebob v Patrick."

What are some pop culture-based splatfests we could expect this time?

>>385006693
How do you eat food

>>385006693
>except how to eat it
yep, and that's with ketchup

>>385006617
>Disgusting won
Based

>>385006562
>vegetables
>notthisshitagain

I'm more of a horseradish kind of guy.

>>385006562
>healthy vegetables
Dude, its mostly sugar. Are you implying ketchup is better for you?

>>385006741
This. Healthy food has no business getting into my tummy

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Mayonnaise rocks

>liking condiments
Fucking casuals

>>385005086
that looks so damn good.

>>385006234
Yeah they aren't politically sensitive or obsessed with it in Europe since it's become a way of life now

>>385003568
Mayo and ketcup go to burgers

Ketchup and mustard go to sausages

>>385006957
It lacks based mayo though

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>>385004651
Literally just ate this. Tomatoes and eggs are a god tier combo and not everyone has the patience to dice and cook actual tomatoes early in the morning anon.

>>385005645
Trump told us to put it on well done steaks.

>>385003568
Neither since both are fucking disgusting.

This shit is dumb.
Mayo and ketchup are condiments, your appreciation changes depending on what dish you put them on.

>ketchup taste like ketchup so it's bad and for kids!
>yumm need more pepper on this steak, since it taste a bit too much like a steak and not pepper!

>tfw can kinda read nip now but suck at writing out sentences

>>385006997
It's a smörgåstårta, it's loaded with mayo. You can see it in between the layers of bread, behind the cucumber.

>>385007160
I don't speak primitive norwegian, fool. What's the name in a real language?

Mayo can be used for a lot of things besides just as a condiment, the only good additional use for ketchup is to make baked beans.

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>>385005204
My nigga

>>385006908
lmao i bet you boil your vegetables too, fag

>>385007093
Why would you want to eat a well done steak when rare is the best way to serve it?

>>385007232
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta

>>385007327
Because it's what He eats.

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>condiments

I'll go with Ketchup because Marina is better

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Make way for the best condiment choice.

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>>385007327
I prefer medium rare for some firmness.

inb4 raw food memes, this is just in,
cooking is a meme, have your steak raw with a fucking raw egg on top of it.

>>385007543
Steak tartare is delicious.

>>385007286
If you have to use condiments on your food, then it's already shitty.

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>>385007708
Yeah, salsas are much better.

>>385003863
Having just been to Japan two weeks ago, you're full of shit

how much fucking shit do you people put on your food? holy fuck.

neither of these should be plastered all over your food, they should be lightly applied or used for dipping.

sriracha + ketchupis great tho.

>>385003863

You mean home made mayo which anyone can fucking do and has nothing to do with the bottled piece of shit you buy in stores? Yes it's very good.

>>385009004
Sriracha + BBQ sauce is great to glaze grilled chicken with.

>>385004892

you are retarded, the nips simply use what is essentially home made mayo which is original of spain

americans simply use a bastardization of it, like all foods they copy from other places because they can't make their own, just look at the american "pizza", jesus fucking christ

>>385009289
>Americans
>Copy

Nigger you sent all your rejects here and your rejects mingled with all the other rejects and made bastard reject children. If you don't like it you should have stopped your poorfags from coming here.

Only time I'm even eating ketchup is when it's on burgers, but I don't go out of my way to put it on any of my food

Raw meat is fucking delicious without any shitty condiments. Only reason why we don't eat raw meat is due fearmongering over viruses that big pharma keeps pushing. But I've eaten raw food since I was 7 and never gotten ill.

>>385009289
I guess not everyone is fortunate to live where they put corn on pizza

>using mayo or ketchup
Fucking subhumans

>Adults unironically liking something made to get sugar addicted shithead kids to eat something.
Fucking NEETS and their tendies were a fucking mistake

>>385003568
>implying almost everybody won't pick Marina's team again
>implying Marina's team won't be facing their selves constantly
>implying you won't see Pearl's disappointed face again when showing the results

What side would Pearl have to be in her favor? I figure Ketchup is universally more liked.

>>385009663
While certainly not a favorite, corn on pizza isn't half bad. Although, I haven't tried it the way the Japs do it. One standard pizza where I live is with bell peppers, marinated chicken and corn. Another typical pizza with corn on it here is taco pizza.

*baka /v/ posters, don't the know that glorious Nippon Mayo that has been folded over 1000x times tastes better than filthy gaijin """""mayo""""

translators note: the * denotes that this is an internal monologue

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>>385003568
Will there be mayo spilling/splatting over the bodies of regular female inklings? If yes, then I'm interested.

Japanese mayo is nice, but I wouldn't use it on anything besides Japanese food. I wouldn't put it on a ham sandwich I make at home, for example.

Ketchup is way too overwhelming though, even the tiniest amount. The only places I could stand it was where the restaurant made their own in-house ketchup, like a ketchup aioli or whatever, and made it less sweet, or blended it with other sauces, like fry sauce or mild sauce.

It's a pretty comfortable choice to go with mayo this splatfest.

>>385006617
I love pineapple pizza. How could anyone hate it?

>>385011905
Why do people give a flying shit what other people put on their pizza, is what I'm asking.