European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Link Between Worlds
NEXT: Wind Waker HD
THEN: Rise of the Tomb Raider
STREAM 2: McDonalds Treasure Land Adventure
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
Avoid mainstream, go to goon for actual banter
Second stream is based
Second stream is so much better right now
Wish I switched earlier
>mick on second stream
>shitting all over the game and speed running
>looks normie as shit
This is fucking grat. Fuck stream 1.
>was wiping eye just now
>thought the runner's name was pniggas
>t-bag the fuck out of him
They'd never get on GDQ
Stream 2 is where it's at. This is fucking gold.
>>385001550
that'd be the icing on the cake
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500760127373.webm
Threadly reminder to eat the food of champions if you want comfy runs
the video quality of the capture they got going is god tier btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7pmzXVdETY
I miss watching all those goofy Donaldo videos.
>>385001550
>His name is actually pinggas
>Remember that Pingas was a thing.
I don't want to go back.
>>385001639
How much was payed for this
>>385001639
can you imagine shilling for a shitty camwhore god that would be pathetic
>>385001639
kek how the fuck
>>385001730
Around six hundo dollarydoos
>>385001747
Good thing I don't. I'm just bored and this is a funny clip
>>385001761
Autism. Autism finds a way.
What'd he show them?
Maral is best girl
>>385001996
Anime tiddies
Was that a member berry tree
>>385001996
his pingas
OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD ESA RUNS
Illbleed
Hotline Miami block
Super Hexagon
McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
Remember to disregard comfytards
Tell me someone got that
>PB on stream
>fuck you all
that was nice and relaxed
Best run so far desu
>good run
>on the second stream
>only 20 minutes long
What's the name if stream 2 I can't find it
>>385002148
>Remember to disregard comfytards
But McDonald's was comfy.
So is stream 2 just meme games?
>>385002181
OP bottom link.
>>385002173
And now it's a Pewdiepie game
>>385002181
Geekygoonsquad . It's in OP
>>385002148
illbleed was the comfiest run dumbass
>>385002181
Have you looked at the OP?
>>385002148
>super hexagon
>only got like 20 seconds into the last bit
>good
REEEEEE
>>385002207
micky Ds was bantz af m8. Good tho.
>>385002207
>>385002239
If all you have to argue that a run was good is "it's comfy" then the run is shit. McDonald's was actually good, if it was comfy then that's a bonus. Retards.
>>385002287
no if a run is comfy its good
I'M SICK OF ADS FOR THIS SHITTY-LOOKING RYAN REYNOLDS GARBAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>385002353
Again, if all you can muster is "it was comfy" then the run has no actual good qualities and you gave it pity because you're sitting on a dildo or some shit.
>that setup is pretty hard
>"no it's not"
eh
>this setup is really hard
>nope
autist spaniard at it again
>>385002529
nope you are wrong comfy is enough to make a run good
>>385002579
You know what, I've changed my mind. A vague term is fine. Man this Zelda run sure is comfy.
>>385001718
Hey man, pingas was funny for a little while, you doublenigger.
>>385002148
GTA: SA
Maybe PoP if you like chokefests, runner was the guy pinggas was bantering
>dat chad on the right
w-e-w
Oh boy, the bantz have already started pre-run.
/ourguy/'s game is up now
Why is it always the nintendo runners who are the most autistic?
>change it to korean
>I wanted to be serious like those nintendogames
wow awkward
SPANIARD MELTDOWN
>I wanted it to look more serious like Nintendo games
This guy is a dick
Peeeeew de pieee xD
Are they really allowed to show racist stuff in EU?
This is a game made by a neo-nazi, right wing and white supremacist.
Are they introducing the entire crowd
dat hairline doe
>Amazing link between worlds run
no it wasn't
>hey man it's all about having fun, you know?
>FUCK YOU I FAILED HARD IT'S NOT ABOUT FUN IT'S ABOUT GOFAST
straight out of Football Manager team talks
>>385003161
ikr
>>385003161
This is europe bitch. We aren't sissy triggered american lib pussies.
We can even curse in this marathon.
Stream 2 is pure banter
Holy shit that spaniard why, that was so damn awkward
>I might just fuckin break your neck
Chad is losing it
>canadian
??????????????????????
>>385003236
Sweden YES
The skeletons have invaded
>runner is a leaf
leafs confirmed for joining the EU
The leafs are trying to have a monopoly on the best runs.
>>385003128
Wait what happened?
I swapped to the other stream because how bad it was
>>385003314
Is that unedited?
>>385003461
Guy asked him why he's running the korean version
He answered with that
Canada absolutely wrecking Europe with his banter.
Sonce when are canadians such Chads?
>>385003528
Yes
>>385003604
now that they are not chained by Clap rules, they let out their real selves
>>385003540
Oh nevermind I'm stupid
I thought you were talking about autist Zelda runner
Why is AC so rare in yurop?
>don't ruse me
>>385003789
Because it's unnecessary and complete waste of energy
>>385003789
better genetics
>>385003789
Not hot enough most of the year to justify guying one.
>this canuck
>there's an LA Noire speedrun
>>385001387
this is so much more fun and comfy than fucking GDQ, how it should feel like, buncha friends playing games, chatting, having fun. gonna be a good week
>leafs cucking yurop of the best runs at their own event
Based Canada
>>385003928
only one desk
>>385003918
A LITERAL WHO
>>385003975
You fuck young boys, Valdez?
>>385003969
>Based Canada
No.
Seriously, though -- why is stream 2 so much better than the main one?
>>385004047
ARE YOU A MADMAN
>pewdiepie game is one of the best runs of the event
How did this happen
why would they use this channel for stream 2 instead of something like "esamarathon2"
>>385004349
we're through the pewdiepie redemption arc
>>385003314
There's an absolute chad on stream 2.
>>385004370
No idea. I think they DO have a twitch called that already.
STONE AGE MEMES
>famalams
who did this
>pool's closed
skakabrah lads
anyone else excited for a probably less drama filled, tranny-free, tetris run?
>redpill
stop the mems
>"what charity can I donate to save my children?"
holy shit i just went to the 2nd stream, this guy
Go England
>pls clap
>please clap
>stream 1: legend of zzzzzzz
>stream 2: literal meme games
I thought esa was supposed to be good
>>385004956
2nd stream is actually fun though
>>385004956
Dark Souls is thursday night, come back then
>this guys voice
>2 seconds behind WR
i like these guys
>2 seconds behind WR
hype
>>385005113
CAN HE MAKE IT?
Wait, who is who in this?
The Brit is the guy on the left?
>>385005152
it says canadian
right guy sounds belgian or danish or a light german
>>385005152
I think the brit is the announcer
>>385003789
Expensive as shit and not justifiable. Electric bills are a pain
>>385005205
I'm talking about the main screen
WILL HE DO IT
WORLD RECORD
WR!
WORLD RECORD BOIIIIIIISSSSSSS
>WR
We did it bros *brofist*
W O R L D R E C O R D
O
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D
R
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C
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WHIRL
REKKY
>main streamlets
How will they ever recover
>Pewdiepie was the best run of the event
What the fuck. I love leafs now.
>>385003789
2-4 weeks of nasty heat a year doesn't seem economical enough to install central air
What do I recognise fuzzyness from? Has he been to GDQ?
SHAKA BRA BROS WE DID IT
Why did the Super Hexagon streamer have a UK flag but this guy has an England flag?
RATE THE RUN
>tfw my donation didn't get said but they still took my money
:D WR :D
>>385005428
they pull the data straight from speedrun.com and they apparently allow this customization
plenty of english runners earlier though, plus a scottish flag
Wwwurr recky hype
>>385005434
world record run
this chinlet was funny
is he running anything else?
>>385005434
best run so far
>>385005409
yeah. pretty sure more than once
>>385003789
In door temp in my pseudo-castle with 0,5m walls peaks at around 23-24 at the absolute worst. Sitting at a comfortable 21 degrees now.
>>385005434
Goodbanter&WR/10
>>385005473
i wish he shouted out finnish san andreas guy :(((
So the reason WWHD is a race is so that they have twice the chance of one of them getting fairy RNG under estimate right?
>>385005480
>is he running anything else?
Nope
>>385005434
WR/10
Glad I watched it.
>>385005120
Yeah they were great, the irish guys eased off a bit so far through but these kept it up the entire way through
>talking about whipping out the handsome guy's dick for donations
*brofists*
>>385005434
Clearly the best. This is how you do banter, not that retarded shit Maral and that other guy was doing the first day.
fuzzyness needs to cut his fucking hair
>>385005613
or just learn about pony tails
You can even speedrun games made by nazis, wew. Now this is a proper european speedrun event, greetings from Germany.
>>385005434
Quitting the game(cheating)/10
>>385005434
Good run, 10/10 canuck knew his bants
>>385005613
Speaking of haircuts
>>385005665
I'm surprised no one staged an anti-fa demonstration against this run. I hear Sweden loves those.
>>385005480
he occasionally does GTA IV meme categories and used to do GTA V, not sure what he's planning for the future since he's only really done PewDiePie for the last few months.
>>385005775
Dude just needs some flashy clothing and a bit of make-up and he's got a decent glam band going.
guy on the left is cute
>the lone neckbeard from the spainards run earlier
Holy crap, just shave your head. Why would you even?
Next run seems to be starting
>no crowd
Please don't kill my hype it took 2 days of this event to finally get some
>neckbeard on stream 2 has an empty room
>>385005582
yeah it was nice to see some genuine looking enjoyment/friendship and lighthearted banter, breath of fresh air from sgdq
Fuzzyness is pretty entertaining. I like Brit runners.
>Kennyman
>On his own
>Timer isn't running
>>385005932
beyond your comprehension, mortal
>>385005932
Forgot picture.
:(
>>385005932
>shave your head
Really enjoying the time saving strats in this run, 10 SECOND WR HOIPE
>>385006019
>>385006020
Guys, you're way late. We got a crowd now.
>>385005952
At least he has someone now
There's like less than 5 frames between them. Pretty cool.
>>385005985
This guy runs mario party 1-10 back-to-back on his stream.
>>385006020
>going from a room filled with lad banter and friends to a single balding fat guy
man that's just sad.
>>385006079
That would kill me
>>385006065
So much for that
>>385006020
>mfw I have to take the headphones after him
>Fat balding neckbeard
>Wearing a shirt and a tie
>Running a comfy looking game
feelsbadman
>>385006170
>not having hand sanitiser wipes with you
really your fault
Runner here I'll be hosting Wednesday at 10pm local with nozlar and Friday at 2pm with joshimuz thanks for the well wishes everyone but too remind you I don't stream for free so watch those ads and give me bits
>>385006020
atleast he looks like he put effort into presenting himself for a camera
>>385006179
the tie is CUTE
How are they at completely different points? I thought they were synced
>>385006020
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>385006020
Looking euphoric
I remember this boss from Blood Will Tell
>>385006020
[Fedora Tipping Intensifies]
>>385006279
one of them missed a jump
>>385006019
>>385006020
Heh
>>385006279
Right guy is doing some weird gossip stone skipping strategy that will give you 10 seconds later.
>had to switch audio back to Zelda because the neckbeard is swallowing the mic
Does this nigga have a glove on?
>>385006448
reverse for me
>>385006445
I feel like if you can use completely different strats and still get a similar time you're not really speedrunning.
The things getting read out are from the other guy that runs the game, so he's not completely alone
>>385006548
Then it's a good thing you're not in charge of speedrunning
>>385006626
To be honest it's a good way to keep the flow going. It should be used more often since people usually have those long pauses
Audio out of sync to the runner cam for anyone else on the Zelda run?
>>385006384
Blueglass where are you now
We need you
>>385006217
Yeah I'm just gonna nonchalantly clean the ear pads on stream.
Love the sailing music.
>the audience left
w-e-w
>game called ninja smasher
>protagonist is white
This audio is way off
>>385006725
Yeah, it's like 15 seconds delayed.
>>385006814
Calling diversity police as we speak.
CHAD IS BACK
THE BOYS ARE BACK
based pewdipie runner + chad watching kennyman
> Didn't watch Mighty Gunvolt, Azure Striker Gunvolt 2, Pokémon X/Y, World of Final Fantasy, Rayman
what did I miss?
>hearing all these Wind Waker sounds and music
I don't give a fuck. I love this game.
>refreshing the stream doesn't resync the audio
>>385006974
>Mighty Gunvolt, Azure Striker Gunvolt 2
nothing
>>385006942
Did Chad just repeated your message on stream? Are they monitoring the thread? Hi chad!
>chad squad to the rescue
sweet
>>385006995
I really wanted to like it but I ended up losing interest after a few hours. This happens with every zelda game for me.
I think it's because I didn't grow up with them.
>>385007051
They are
>>385006974
A whole bunch of nothing except for World of FF, which was most likely nothing but literally no one watched it so no one can say for sure. I'm serious, no one watched it.
>>385006226
thank ryedwag
The neck beard is getting friends ^_^
>someone writes NASL sound guy in chat
My sides
>>385006974
>Azure Striker Gunvolt 2
was a good run honestly, wholesome early morning speedgaming.
Hey everyone, "Chad" here. Donate for this guy!
>>385007140
top tier meme
>>385007165
leave some girls for me, chad
>>385007165
Post dick
>>385007165
Proofs
>>385007224
Already taken. You can have them all.
>>385007165
You're expecting anyone on this site except for >>385001639 to have money?
>>385007165
>>385007245
Yeah prove it's you. Show your dick on stream. Then we'll know for sure it's you.
>>385007165
give a peace sign for broof
>ywn sit around with your bros having laughs while playing Zelda
>>385007165
They didn't read my donation about Canacucks taking all the good streams. FUCKING LEAFS.
>>385007340
Peace sign coming up
>>385007165
If this is really you throw up a V sign with your hands
>>385007387
ITS IS YOU HOLY SHIT
CONFIRMED
>>385007387
OH SHIT
oh shit
FUCK I LOVE YOU CHAD!!!!
It's him
>>385007387
Alright, now about that dick.
>>385007387
Holy fuck it's him!
>>385007387
Oh shit!
Get your dicks out lads
>>385007387
>He did it
how do i become a musselman like chad
>>385007462
Now donate for my dude Kenny!
Chad I love you. I'm offering you my boypuss.
>chad is here
FUCK
>>385007514
Follow me on twitter
>>385007471
i always have my dick out
>>385007512
do they even read 2nd stream donos
FUCKING CHAD, IS NOWHERE SAFE
do chads like traps?
>>385007471
Glad to know this is the Average /v/ physique. If you dont look like this you can do it. Were all gonna make it brah
>chad is a phoneposter
chad is making fun of us
>>385007597
Yes
>>385007586
I envy you, people would notice if I did the same
FUCKING CHAD'S RUINING MY FAST CHILDREN TOYS REEEEEEEEEE
>ywn shitpost on /v/ while on cam at a speed running event showing your bros pepe memes
Nice tight pants, chad.
>>385007387
Now do the V sign.
>it's a phoneposter
>it's a chad
The commentary audio is off too.
>>385007747
I don't think he is allowed to do that on camera
>>385007737
Slim fit stretch is only way to go
>>385007656
We can always just start posting furry porn to make him leave.
>>385007656
He wouldn't do that, right?
When does the stream 2 banter return
Close your legs faggot
>>385007778>>385007747
You blind double black persons.
>>385007512
>>385007582
I got you, chad.
>>385007789
Maybe he's into that.
Outbantered
Come back Chad, don't leave us!
>now the other two are shitposting on /v/ now too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
F
>>385007872
You guys need to donate for the children.
>>385007851
I won't believe him until he gives the guy next to him a handshake
Chad, Asuka or Rei?
Hey chad your eyesight sucks, why's your phone so close to your face
>>385007664
its not that small you bully
>>385007851
You means like this you mouth breather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIzGfTEBA
Hey whats up ryedawg and noz
chad go put the donation reader in a headlock and give him a noogy until he promises to do his fucking job
>>385007964
Chad.
>>385007950
Got you
>>385007950
HE FUCKING DID IT
>>385007950
btfo
>>385007857
do it fella
>>385007950
THEY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN.
/v/ is rich as FUCK
Oh yeah, there was a speedrun happening.
>>385008056
I did. It showed up on stream.
Reminder that chad is raising money for an organization that smuggles refugees into Europe.
What are you speedrunning chad?
>the announcer destroying the neckbeard's PB
Hey chad, take a picture for us
>>385008083
Wait until around lunch when their parents return home
>>385008112
wtf i love chad now
>>385008090
>>385008083
gg dudes
That game did like kind of cool, especially the the enemies
>didn't time properly
CHAD, deck these nerds
>>385008083
im a broke NEET
>>385008112
chad knows what he's doing
dat refugee pussy game ridiculous
>>385008112
That's MSF
git out chad this website is a safe space for autists
GIT OUT
>>385008112
He's doing it for Maral
he didn't read my donation
chad didn't put the guy in a headlock
chad scammed me!!!!!!
>>385008126
>>385008245
oh god you're right, he's probably fucked maral already
>>385008112
>destruction of europe
sounds good to me
>>385008310
Why are you in a rocket about to take off?
>>385008310
/ourlads/
>>385008310
MPHhh
>>385008310
ryedawg looks blazed as fuck
>>385008310
Now post you're waifu.
>>385008310
tell ryedawg hes a fag
>>385008310
I don't know, this looks like a shop to me.
>>385008310
>>385008310
>>385008310
>>385008310
noice
you you guys make the collage, can i make it into the screenshot?
>>385008310
>>385008310
Tell rye he's a pretty cool guy.
>>385008310
The attention seeking is getting a bit desperate now.
>>385008298
Another successful scum for Chad, beta cucks being playing.
>>385008310
flip me off in real life not online see what fufcking happens
>people going nuts over a literal Chad and other normies
>>385008545
That's nu-/v/ for you, going nuts over /soc/ stuff
>>385008545
>>385008608
>t. no fun allowed fags that started posting in 2015
>tfw Chad squad becomes the new Bluegass
> /v/ explodes
>>385008520
Who wants the attention more though, the memers or the ones replying?It's the ones replying notice me I have nothing else going on in my life.
>>385008545
real time stream audience interaction is the most socialization ive had in weeks
This e-celeb worship is getting out of hand
DOUBLE CHOKING
>>385008689
can we get a youtube?
this is some impressive levels of simultaneous choking
The fuck is traverser.
@385008657
Is there anything worse than an attention whore?
>>385008545
>>385008608
You have to go back to GDQ, Uyama.
chad worshiping is better than american shitposting i guess
>>385008742
Chad is MizterConfuzing everywhere.
>>385008545
>average /pol/ poster is an angry, fat mutt
>average /v/ poster is a charming adonis
Stay jelly
Choke city, population two
>>385008545
why is the stream called GeekyGoonSquad?
there's no geeks or goons...just chad fucking normals.
>>385008545
People are really, really bored
>>385008661
Fuck,you're right
>>385008789
DON'T YOU FUCKING @ ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>385008867
Only 1 now.
where can i find the links to the stream?
thanks in advance
Just got home from werk
what did I miss? any good runs? any other unfunny germans? any chokers? last runs I watched were hotline miami runs yesterday which were pretty gud. which stream y'all watching anyways?
wtf is right screen runner doing
>>385008972
Currently the 2 Zelda runners have been choking, in a way, because their speed swims aren't working
>>385008990
He's finally done it
@385008927
Whats wrong bby? @ is what all the cool kids on twitter use
>>385008972
Canuck ran that Pewdiepie game with great bants all around, chad who was beside him is in THIS VERY THREAD.
This British guy SUCKS
>>385008990
they both choked on that spot for a long time, but left did it first and right choked longer
>>385008972
Second one was pretty decent for a while. It had Mcdonalds and PWP which were pretty good runs. The first one has been Zelda for like 3-4 hours.
>unironically playing using the 240lbs of pussy and ass wii u tablet
>>385008972
you missed a really good pewdiepie game, lots of banter and having fun
>>385009156
>t. Chad
We know you've been shilling your own run the whole time Chad, no escaping it now.
CHOKING PART TWO
ELECTRIC CHOKALOO
fucking mercy kill this shit
>>385009212
Alright ryedawg no need to get jealous
TWINK ALERT
Dustforce is up on stream 2.
Dustforce starting
>for the first time in my life someone thought i was Chad
thanks
Why are they so crammed into one side of the couch
Choking guy now has another frame perfect trick in front of him. Prepare for overtime.
>>385009382
woops this was meant for >>385009212
this might confuse people, but i cant reply for 40 seconds. sorry every one i hope you read this in time
Wait, is his name Chad or is his persona Chad? I don't want the latter to be on /v/, get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>385009382
you made it bruh
>the only non-autists at the event browse /v/
really make me think
>>385009453
My name is not Chad irl.
ive never seen a windwaker speedrun before and and this backwards zooming across the ocean is insane
>>385009480
/v/ is alpha as fuck.
>>385009507
Shut up, chad.
>>385009480
Speedrunning is inherently autistic, there is no non-autist.
>metronome
this is literally a TAS now, banned
>>385009382
you did it lad
>>385009559
what if you ironically run meme games?
>be shit at tricks
>choose a route that requires a frame perfect trick
still waiting for the swedish tranny that was promised
when does she run?
Weird, I thought dustforce was a furfag game for some reason
hey ryedawg, you clap like a girl.
>>385009631
Nep nep
>>385009776
That's Dust: An Elysian Tail
>>385009776
>furfag game
thats dust: elysian tale
>the dude is logged into Steam
Oh shit boys. We know what needs to be done
>>385009776
You must be thinking of something else with Dust in the name.
>>385009818
>runnin Nep
>Grinding for XXX Hours
Sick burn
CHOKE EPISODE VI
THE RETURN OF THE CHOKE
>>385009910
>not doing a 7 hours race of vanilla nep at a marathon
>>385009898
will trans killer strike back?
>>385009883
>>385009884
>>385009901
Whoops, you're right
>>385009993
jesus christ how do you speedrun these games.
I played the first oen that got a PC release and I had to grind to beat the first parts
is the brit runner going to walk out the room out of shame?
>>385010176
nah he's used to being a failure
>tfw waiting for a phone interview call and can't watch the stream
>>385010107
>he needs to grind in nep
>>385007628
Shame she had so many plastic surgeries
>>385010247
What job?
Right guy has been stuck for 15+ minutes there. Mercykill is almost certain.
>linkus will finishes the run before the brit gets the trick
>>385010247
Good luck, Anon. Be sure to mention us as a character reference.
What the fuck is the dude on the right trying to do?
>>385010415
A skip that saves 4 minutes.
Too bad he wasted 20 minutes on it already.
im running next. wish me luck!
>>385010465
prove it by giving the /v/ sign
>>385010508
ok *gives /v/ sign*
>zero reaction from /v/ on world first barrier skip on a marathon event
Just end Fuzzy already
Rabi Ribi when
Linkus is such a little Swedish faggot.
Look at that fucking glove, what's that all about?
>>385010613
Hey fuzzy here.
cant do this fucking trick guys...
>>385010276
Well yeah unless you just follow the main story, won't get through the retarded auto-heal on side enemies otherwise
>>385010687
cute
>>385010601
on dustforce?
>>385010645
>Look at that fucking glove, what's that all about?
Could be a compression glove.
>Excited to see a fellow Englishman on stream
>He's choking
JUST
which stream should I be watching?
is tetris going to be full of trannies?
>>385010738
No. Just now in Wind Waker.
Barrier skip was only discovered in a reproducible way this year's April, and it wasn't featured on SGDQ.
This is why we have a 2 hour run instead of a 3.5 hour run.
Stream 2 down
reminds of that rpglb FF4 race where 1 guy (who was favorite to win I believe) kept trying 1 trick and got so far behind, and mid-race they interviewed him and he talked about how he's given up and hopes he at least shows decent tech for the rest of the run
>Fuzzy
what a dumb run
>>385010983
refresh
>>385010841
Both. Don't bother with tetris, it's never fun to watch
>>385010983
Not to me
lmao @ all the fags itt that missed squid's epic new pb because they were busy watching this shitty refugee cuck shit
>>385011024
guy will probably be on suicide watch after this run
Today has been shit for both streams, utter wank.
>>385011067
literally who
Joey Ramone can't do the trick
>the absolute state of Fuzzy city
Feels bad man at this point
hovered to death
>>385011067
why would i want to watch squid grind 8 hours for a 1 second pb?
>>385011067
>shitty refugee cuck shit
Not a single non-white or tranny spotted thus far...
This is actually painful.
>tfw you still haven't SS'ed Hideout and Backup Shift in Dustforce
I will have to try again sometime soon.
>PAUZA
>>385011413
>Maral is white
This is why any% is a shit category for marathons.
>>385011465
Hitlet did consider persians aryan, so, I guess.
fucking choke central in there
>>385011465
Honorary Aryan
>The thermonuclear carpet bombing of Fuzzy and Linkus cities
THIS RUN IS ON FIRE
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
JUST DO IT
>>385011547
>modern ""persian""
>persian
lmao
>>385011465
>aryans
>not white
>try memes
>fail
>try more shitty memes
High impact autism
>>385011513
probably why they made it a race
at least one of them will finish, right? .. ... right?
Someone please end this race for my sake
Why do people like this make my blood fucking boil
MEMES HAHAHA
It hasn't been a great summer for races, has it? First the Super Metroid Phantoon fiasco at SGDQ and now this mess
>>385011668
To bad one of them got stuck on a door in Forsaken Fortress. He won't even get to fairies at this rate.
>facebook memes
>Fuzzy finally gets the Pausa skip
>Linkus still stuck on rng
>Fuzzy gets ahead and does the fairy skip on first try
I call it folks
HAHHAAHA MEMEZ XD
>>385010345
A machinist job out in Chicago
>>385010384
I need 3 and I am pretty sure anon would only count as one :(
This Zelda run needs to be mercy killed already
what the fuck is this boneless pizza meme
Are these the two the worst live runs of wind waker ever recorded?
>>385011831
>check times
>linkus PB is 30m below estimate (room for some screws up I guess)
>fuzzy PB is 4m below estimate
there was never any hope for fuzzy is there
you still around Chad? Beat up those beta cucks for being shit at this game
How much has the Brit choked now?
They will run out of memes sooner than finish that run
>taking an extremely unreliable 2 hours long category to a marathon
>>385012047
At least 40 minutes
>WW any%
>Double mercy kill
>>385012103
It's called any% because it's anyone's guess how far they will get in the run before it's mercy killed.
Please just kill both runs and move on
This is sad
>EST: 02:00:00
Will Fuzzy get the trick before 2 hours?
I love the Dustforce movement
The moment it hits 2:00:00 they should just disconnect the machine
The announcer's accent makes me want to play Silent Storm again.
The swede is gonna die to Ganon after he gets the fairy rng
>>385012247
they will
god they have to
>>385012232
It feels pretty good. Too bad I'm shit at it.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Choking in stereo
>the chick counting Linkus's fails
>>385012295
not "have to" since they have setup games that they can move to stream 2, like the 1 hour LA Noire coming up
so they could extend it 1 hour then restore the schedule
How long has fuzzy been trying?
>>385012341
me too, but it's fun watching someone who is really fucking good
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD DAMNIT
>>385012448
>so they could extend it 1 hour
That won't be enough and you know it
>>385012550
Started around 01:00:00
This is fun just for how horribly chokey it is
>>385012568
I think the WWHD run is pretty choke
wow he fucked up again
>>385012568
Don't yell at me!
It's not even choking at this stage, it's suffocation
>>385012632
yeah, I generally get bored by WW runs but choke ones are pretty gud, and any% is sure to deliver that
can somebody explain what the fairies are supposed to do here? Push him to the entrance?
Dustforce just finished, Tetris coming up
Wtf is the point of this fairy thing, how much time does it save? Why can't he just do it normally?
>>385012946
He's on 0 hearts and if he doesn't get healed landing kills him.
Are they getting unlucky or just fucking up?
NEW THREAD
>>385012848
>>385012848
>>385012848
>>385012946
fill up hearts so he doesn't die when he collides with the ground
>>385012870
>>385012946
He skipped the grapple hook dungeon, so he can't get up there. There is a "Zombie Hover" glitch that lets you fly, but you have to be dead.
The moment he touches the ground with 0 health he dies for good. So he has to catch a fairy mid-air to get healed up and not die.
>>385012979
It saves like an hour, he would have to do other dungeons to get the hookshot.
>>385012946
>>385012979
heal him, so he doesn't instantly die once he touches the floor
he can't get up there without the hookshot (or whichever item it was), which takes an hour to get
>again
>>385012946
He can do the zombie jump only when he's dead, so the faeries would heal him in mid air to go on with the game
>>385013016
Thanks, handsome.
>>385013002
the trick is very randon and still "kinda" new
>>385012946
He's using a glitch that lets him "hover" up to the platform after getting blown up and having 0 health
If he doesn't get healed by the fairy, he dies the frame he touches the ground, since he has 0 health
>>385012979
I think it's because no hookshot and it was mentioned earlier I think that it's an hour detour. Almost worth it at this point.
>>385013002
Fairies are RNG in terms of where they go so that's unlucky. Door clip is just incredibly precise.
>>385013002
Linkus's trick has 5% success rate, Fuzzy's is extremely precise input and timing wise
>>385013002
Guy on the right is just choking. Guy on the left is getting slightly unlucky but not that unusual. Just a super RNG dependent trip.