Explain to me how the Switch is not the Wii U 2.0

People actually want it.

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They named is the witch and not the wii u 2.0

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>>384997924

>>384997924
Wii U didn't have a new Metroid Prime game like Switch does.

>>384998232
>implying it won't be cancelled

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I can't.

>>384997924
Its portable.

>>384997924
-handheld
-uses cartridges
-has a real 3d mario
-has good marketing
-is commercially successful

well that was easy, don't hesitate to ask if you want to know anything else

>>384997924
Not enough good games fvor it to be called that yet.

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>>384997924
Well for starters, it's doing a lot better.
It's also a handheld.
It also has one of the best first years in terms of exclusive library of any console ever.

>>384998312
Just like Mario and Xenoblade aren't coming until 2018 right

>>384998350
this. Anything else, OP?

>>384997924
3rd party support!

>>384998596
And Switch will get Pokémon next year, and maybe Metroid.

people actually know it exists

>>384998463

>Japan
>Literally the smallest and most irrelevant market on both hardware and software

>>384997924
>Defective on launch,bricked if you got bad luck
>Barely portable, doesn't fit in pockets, you have to take a bagpack just to play a game outside
>Joycons are extremely fragile and with range problems
>No browser
>No voice chat without smartphone
>Pro Controller extremely expensive
>Can't play while charging, cable gets in the way, have to buy a stand that is sold separately
>Stand is extremely faulty
>HD Rumble increases the price while not doing anything
>No worth exclusives
>TV mode hinders FPS performance
>UI sucks really bad with the minimalism trend
>Comes with dead pixels you can't fix
>Screen is TN, not IPS
>Huge bezel, screen is way too tiny
>Can't use Ethernet or USB ports, only unstable Wifi not suited for online gaming
>Hard to buy it due to artificial scarcity
>Paid online
>Continuous Wifi connectivity problems due to Security Protocols incompatibility
>Looks like a fisherprice toy, you'll be ridiculed if you play it outside
>Outdated graphics
>Underpowered hardware
>3 hours battery max
>600$ on 3rd world countries, unlike the competition which is half the price and includes games
>Save states are locked on console, if you lose it or it malfunctions you will lose all your progress.
>32 GB internal memory is very little for more than 5 games, competition has 500 GB minimum
>Uses cartridgers instead of discs
>Still uses friend codes
>No AAA support, only indies and nintendo support
>Can't do 1080p
>The dock can scratch the screen really easily
>Cables melt after long hour sessions
>Game cartridges taste horrible
>Straps are extremely hard to pull out of the joycons and can get jammed and actually cut you
>Single Joy cons are extremelly uncomfortable and small
>Cases are innecessarily big for no reason when the cartridges are too small
>Can't charge it with your Mac Laptop, it charges the Laptop instead
>Hard to buy games fromother countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

>>384999127
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/%3EComes%20with%20dead%20pixels%20you%20can%27t%20fix/

*thinking*

>>384998330
>someone was wrong before so he is always wrong

>>384997924
because it's a pseudo portable device, and handheld kiddies will likely buy it as a replacement for their 3ds.

>>384999240
So how many posts on this board are perennial copy/pastes made by some angry loser who wants to see stuff fail? Just seems like an unproductive waste of time to me.

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>>384999240
It's actually probably my third time posting this pasta. I'm surprised people other people shitposted with it since I changed 1 line every time I posted it.

>>384999127
Why lie on the internet

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>>384999374
Too many

>>384997924
Because it's the Wii U 1.0 in a different form factor.

>>384999438
>I hate kiddie consoles with cartoon graphics!
>Posts anime
Every time.

It doesn't have a stupid name, so people don't just think it's an addon for the WIi

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>>384999374

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>>384999573
>I hate kiddie consoles with cartoon graphics!

lol I have a hacked Wii U and a 3DS and will get a Switch if I even managed to get one. I don't hate Nintendo I just copied all the issues people listed when it came out to make a pasta for (You)s

>>384999374
You would be surprised at the sheer depths of some people's autism.

>>384997924

Well lets see:

>WIi U was released on Black Friday and tanked immediatly after Christmas session at 3 million units
>Sales broke down to 30k sales per week

vs

>Switch was released in MArch
>Sold 4,5+ million units despite shortage
>Sales plumbed 13 weeks after release under 150k sales per weeks

Well lets compare games:
>The only games for mentioning for Wii u in the fist 3-4 months were Rayman Legends, Zombi U , new Super MArio Brothers ond Lego City Undercover

Meanhwhile on Switch
>Zelda: BotW, Arms, Splatoon 2 , Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and Indies something we really didnt have on Wii U for the first year

Also
>Wii U concept was build around something ( Tablet controller ) that wasnt really developed
>Switch concept is used by the absolute majority of games and owners

Also
>Nintendo produced so many Wii U you could always buy one at any given time
>Switch is not avaible in many countries

I hope this helps OP

>>384997983
fpbp

>>384999904
>Sold 4,5+ million units
Are there even that many Switch's

>>384999982
Japan by itself crossed 1 million a few weeks back. Even on the lower end of estimates, I'm sure the entire rest of the planet can make up about 3.5 million sales. Unless we're seeing one of the most lopsided adoption rates ever.

>>384999982
The Switch did 2.74m in 28 days of March. I think it's reasonable to assume that it did 1.76m in the past ~110 days or whatever we've had pass since then.

>>385000117
>>385000064
>>384999982
In 2 days we'll get the next quarterly earnings report for the months April to June from Nintendo, that'll tell us a lot more

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>>385000275
I'm looking forward to it, but I expect a rash of "these numbers only take into account the stuff from June before Splatoon, and anyways they're still facing supply problems" posts if it does anything less than absolutely ridiculous sales. Which will push the shitposting back further to the next report in the fall. Not that people ever really need an excuse to shitpost.

>>385000757

>Not that people ever really need an excuse to shitpost.

This.
No matter how many Switch will be sold its still going to be shitposted by idiots

>>384999127
>>Game cartridges taste horrible
This. Fuck the shitch, sony games are delicious

>>384998232
you mean that .jge file? sure thing annon

>>384999127
Not a shill, but half of this is not true. I played splatoon 2 on wifi yesterday on a fuckin mountain bench next to an outlet while charging in handheld mode. My cable didnt melt and I dont have a single dead pixel. I have a 4 euro screen protector which works fine.

>>384997924
portability

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reminder

>>384997924
cause it's wii 3.0

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>>384997924
And soon it'll be the vita 2.0