Splatoon 2

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How long till the good players get out of C ranks? Every game has people of all different skill levels.

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You think marina every thinks about taking advantage of pearls ignorance and childlike nature ? Like getting away with molesting her repeatedly, maybe slipping that thick green octock into her a couple times ?
I do. I think about it a lot.

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>>384997590
>Post squids.
here you go

>>384997839
by the end of the week.

>>384997839
After doing all the weird placement matches thing in C- for every mode, I got put in B- for all of them. It seems that this is where all of the different skill levels are. I absolutely dominated in C- games, but now that I'm here in B-, I'm losing a bunch more cause of my fucking teammates and their obsession with the heavy splatling

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>finish playing
>order gear off the app
>check me my friend's ranking from when we did League matches
>turns out I hit 10,000 points on my Splat Dualies
Ah man, this is really fun, I actually feel like a squid kid, this app is nice.

I am an octobrusher now

>>384997839
Most of the good people skipped over C ranks it seems, so it shouldn't be too much longer, maybe a week.
>There are people in S rank right now

>>384997996
Is it still the same or did it get changed?

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>>384997996
What is so good about the octobrush?

>>384998032
How do I gegt 2 es rank?
I cant get out of B.

>>384997937
Yes.

>>384997740
Fuck you and your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

>>384997839
They're all in B right now.

>>384998063
I didn't own a wii u

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How the fuck are you supposed to do this boss with a brush?

Getting the Hero Brush took hours.
But god damn, it was so worth it.
Fuck the 4th boss.

>roller
>most valuable team member in current rotation, but forever destined to have low points

Without me the fucking pubbers would have lost, where's my points??

>>384998146
How?

>trying out weapons and struggling to keep a consistent score
>can go from 1.9k to 6k just using the dualies or slosher
>notice that aerosprays consistently make top scores despite /v/ telling me they're bad
>give it a go
>20+k points every match for 7 matches in a row

Wow wtf why is this allowed?

>>384998120
throw bombs

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Is it worth playing through the campaign with the one weapon?

Are they actually decent if you unlock them for multiplayer?

>>384998120
It took me 17 minutes to beat this guy with the brush.
Use the boostpads on the small platforms and use the respawning paint logs.
Bait him near the grind rails as well.

>>384998146
>do every level with Hero Brella
>have to wait until it gets added to use it
Don't know what I expected

>>384998210
they're literal re-skins
but who DOESN'T want a classy-looking P90?

>>384998095
>How do I gegt 2 es rank?
Get good

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>>384998284
How do I get good?
Tips pls.

>>384998246
Yeah I guess. I thought they'd have SOME kind of benefit over their counterparts though.

>>384998224
rip

>>384998182
Its because the devs don't give a shit about balance and just want to see us suffer.

>Post squids.
Post octoboys.

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>Thinking about how I haven't seen many chargers
>Realize that the japs aren't around, and therefore there will be substantially less godly e-liters

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How does this happen

>STILL no switch
I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME FUUUUUUUUCK

>>384997590
i like the part where the squid shot the ink

>>384998475
Is it region matching only? Used to get in with 90% japs, now I've only seen one.

>>384998170
>push deep into enemy territory
>teammates too busy painting walls to win

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No but really. Could you imagine it ? Pearls young and spritely but still technically legal age. Octarians aren't above mind control either , so manipulation would come second hand to marina. She's probably corner little pearl one day after a show, tell about a fun New game she just learned about , and pearl would wanna play, what kid wouldn't ? Then marina would lead her somewhere nice and private where nobody could hear them. She'd feed her some fun about why she had to take off all her cloths , and why she would have to let marina rub her up and down her small supple little peach cream colored body, those long slick tentacles working their way all over her, and before she'd know it shes been over a table or a box , beads of sweat dripping off her , heart pumping wildly , marina behind her just pumping away like a madman , panicked and prickly all over , the entire time not really understanding what's happening or why it feels like it does . And then it's over , marina is gone as quick as she appeared and pearl is left trembling on a cold hard table. Could you imagine it ?

>>384998475
there's so much cover in these new maps that chargers aren't great. They only really shine on moray towers and musselforge. That's why we have a billion octobrush players they can get tons of kills just because of how the maps are built.

>>384998553
And I like the part where I shot my ink all over the squid

>>384997740
We had a good run though.

>>384998573
Being in Alaska, I see them very, very frequently.

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When can I play as an octoling

Whatchu niggas that use the dog controller got gyro sensitivity at?

>>384998365
>How do I get good?
I'm still sitting around in B+ so don't ask me. Only thing I can say is use motion controls, utilize your surroundings, and don't blindly rush to the objective.

>>384998573
Nah, its based on ping not region. I've had my fair share of japs and weird garbled spanish names in game.

>>384998603
>Could you imagine
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

>>384998210
They're reskins of the basic version down to the same sub/special assignment.

That being said you can unlock the Brella early that way I guess, which I don't think the normal version is in the game yet?

>>384998603
Shake!

>>384998703
Made a post earlier about the brella, can't use it until they add the regular one.

Where can you find the salmon run schedule?

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>>384998603

>>384998365
>How do I get good?
Simple. Never fight fair. Hide and ambush them. Double team them. Attack them from behind. And so forth.

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Daily reminder to farm exp and money tickets before Nintendo fixes the exploit

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>Pearl recruited Marina because she needed a dj to remix her dope rhymes
>Marina thinks that Pearl is her friend and talks shit about her because she thinks that friends just constantly shit talk the other and nothing else
>Pearl leaves work and goes to hang out with her real friends while Marina hangs out at home alone.

>>384998745
At the square, go to the map, then go to modes or maps. Go to grizzco, boom.

>>384998745
Go to the menu in-game for current stages, and go to salmon run.

>>384998628
Never ever

>>384998745
Open the X menu and check stages

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>>384998703
Fuck.

>>384998663
Don't blindly rush to the objective, got it.

>>384998745
Open your menu by pressing x or something like that in the plaza and hit right bumper till you see schedules or something like that.

>>384998786
Noted.

>>384998790
WHAT EXPLOIT?

>>384998808
Ill be marinas friend.

>>384998790
what, how?

>>384998857
Exploit. Single player. World 2 and 5 have tickets near level 6 and 27. You can grind them over and over. Grab, return to inkopolis, repeat.

post inkling feets

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>>384997590
There are many like it but this one is mine.

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What the fuck is up with salmon run? Its really eerie in a way, especially the music.
Also what benefits are there to playing Salmon Run?

>>384998923
Cheers. I really need to finish the campaign.
I found a video on it for anyone else who is interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUkuOx8aM

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I deserve a rank skip for this shit.
How does the rank skip work anyway?

>>384998951
you get banned for posting feet

MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>384999071
Tickets, chunks, money and gear with varying main abilities.

>>384999089
Dunno.

I went from C- to B- in pretty much everything.
I suggest googling it or something.

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And they're still the best girls

How are people getting bumped to B-?

>>384999150
Did you win/get most kills in all of your matches?

How can you tell if someone rated your miiverse pic as 'fresh'?

>>384999089
idk. Maybe win % rate. Some people have a 40% win rate while some have a 70% win rate.

>>384999235
by being gud

>>384999278
I fucking dominated in C-
Usually 20 or so splats (kills) each game and 4-5 ultimates.

>>384999113
HOLY FUCK

>>384999287
Goddamnit if that wasn't hype as fuck.
Shame it seems like they won't be appearing in the Splatfests.

>>384999061
Not for long :^)

Post your favorite music.
https://youtu.be/ORgWU6AdihU

>>384999397
>Implying the final Splatfest in a year won't be Off the Hook v Squid Sisters

Waifu War II is going to be deadlier than the last.

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>bar is about to crack at C- in rainmaker
Never gonna make it

>>384999815
What happens if it cracks? You start over?

Does that happen at every rank?

>>384999852
rank down unless you are past the ok line which will just reset the bar

>>384999662
Please do not make lewd remarks about my squid child.

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>lose match by 2%
>learn at the results screen we were down a player the entire time

>>385000105
No. I meant I'm gonna copy your clothes and hair style

I had a teammate that inked the spawn point during rainmaker. We lost, naturally.

>>385000105
>Using one of those tight shirts
Asking for it.

>>385000105
I'm going to create a doppleganger.

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>>384997937
Marina is pure how dare you.

>>384998923
I'm still afraid of repercussions.

>tfw have to choose between wearing good looking gear of gear with good stats

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>>385000349
>Marina is pure

>>385000349
YOU KNEW THEY KIDNAPPED CALLIE YOU BITCH!

>>385000405
>what is every video game ever

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How do I get good gear?

Is there any cool hats on Splatnet? I need to charge my phone

>>385000524
Steal everyone else's by ordering theirs. Plus, use the app.

>>385000349
>Marina sneaks in and helps kidnap Callie.
>Probably took turns turns gang raping her with their BOC before throwing her worn out ass to octavio for a couple rounds .

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Is DJ Octavio really that evil? Isn't he just trying to secure resources for his people since the inklings are hogging all of them?

>>384997590
there's literally no one playing this game. Is this game already dead?

>>385000349
What is it with the nips and moles.

>>384999735
The regular Grizzco theme is pure hypnotism

>>385001047
It's both races fighting for their own survival, neither side is evil.

>>385001158
>>385001047
there are heroes on both sides. evil is everywhere.

So in normal shooters you generally want low sensitivity, how does it work for gyro?

I MUST exploit the salmon population for their precious eggs

>>385001297
>Low sensitivity
If you like getting shot, sure.

>>385001119
What do you mean by the regular theme?

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We 99 tickets now.
>there are plebs out there that will grind without tickets
>there are plebs out there that didn't buy Splatoon 2 day one and Nintendo have fixed the exploit when they get the game
>MFW this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2D4joJF5xo

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This is the second fucking match in a row where i've had one of these dumbfucks on my team. I'm glad people carried him from c- all the way to b- so we could enjoy him in our games

>>385001385
Too bad, todays closed

>>384997590
Can you stop shilling this fucking game?

>>385001556
can you stop getting buttflustered over people enjoying something you don't?

>>384998790
Anon, you're just screwing yourself over by taking on high level players so soon. You won't be able to practice with weapons when you're getting your ass kicked. And money stops being an issue as you continue to play.

>>385001556
Can you stop breathing?

>do really well in splatzones so get thrust from C- to B- in one go
>now getting shit on mercilessly

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>>385001556
Here take this for the future

>>385001556
Oh boy! I'm in the mood for some shit post. What have ya got?!

>>385001426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE2BBOUp6SI

What the fuck do I do in Rainmaker? I got it right to the objective but nothing happened and I died. Thank fuck theres no voice chat or messages or I'd be getting harrassed right now

BUFF STINGRAY

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>>385001982
Well Anon today we got some fried "this shit is for children " , we also have hot savoury "if you enjoy this game you're literally a pedophile " , and if you're looking for something light we also have some fresh ">he still plays Nintendo "
What'll ya have ?

>>385002079
Anyone?

>>385001676
Only problem with being high lvl is being teamed up with noobs all the time. The balancing system is kinda fucked right now

>>385002293
You got any "only 2 maps"?

How do I know what weapon to use if /v/ hasn't made a weapon tier list yet

>>384997590
>weapons are balanced very well
>ultimates and grenades balanced well
>game modes are unique and innovative, not just carbon copies of the same shit in other games
>maps are designed well in all aspects, even vertically
>ranked matchmaking actually works
>graphics are a huge improvement from it's predecessor
>hub world instead of navigating menus
>single player campaign
>coop horde mode
>no microtransaction bullshit
How the FUCK was this game created? It's not just a console fps but a console fps made by Nintendo. Seriously, compare this game to something like Overwatch and it easily wins.

Also I have a legitiment question, do you guys think the skill ceiling is high in this game?

I suck ass at this so far, but Dualies are really fun.

>haven't lost a single ranked game
>get to 1 win before going up
>lose 3 in a row

fs

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>>385002293
Do you guys still have the:
>Its just a full price expansion pack!
>Its shit because there is no blood in it for mature gamers like me!
>YOUR JUST A SHILL FOR TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON /V/ NOW IF YOU NEED ME ILL BE BUMPING THIS CONSOLE WAR THREAD OR POSTING IN AN ECLEB THREAD

>>385001556
fuck off neo/v/ go back to your eceleb cancer

>Match was hard as fuck
>Lost
>Other team was full of people over Level 20
>My team got 2 Level3 and a level 11

What the fuck

>>385002734
>Win first ranked game
Now I can retire undefeated.

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>>384999370
I am still a month away from a switch and already I can tell the single player campaign is something I'm going to replay a lot...

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I can't get out of B- rank because all my teammates play like as if they have joycons shoved into their assholes what do I do

>>384998182
The Aerospray isbad because they're OP and you're an asshole for using them

>>385002743
People don't want to admit that this is the best fps at the moment and it's fresh as hell

>>385002556
>weapons are balanced
hah
>ultimates and nades are balanced
HAH
>game modes are unique
You mean the modes from the last game or the horde mode? So new u guise. Much innovation
>Maps designed well
The maps in 1 were vastly superior, these maps are nothing but open fucking space
>graphics a huge improvement
Literally the same models and textures and ink calculations at a slightly higher resolution. In single player ink has glitter. WOWIE ZOWIE
>hub world
That you'll stop using in favor of the menu after 10 minutes because you're slow as molasses in the hub

I get the feeling you started playing shooters about 3 years ago.

t. person who bought and plays splatoon 2 and is sick of you fags pretending it's not more of the same shit

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>>385003089
it's better than playing the game on a failed console

>>385002556
>do you guys think the skill ceiling is high in this game?
Get to A rank and find out fuckboy.
B stands for bloodbath by the way.

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>>385000191
I can't imagine how upsetting this would be.

>>385003089
(you)

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>>385003062
I know m8 they are missing out.
Not sure if normalfags will pick it up tho.
The "if you like this game you like small children" meme is overblown as fuck and I personally picked it because i thought the paint gimmick was neat.

>>384998506
>Dominating all round. Only killed once
>Get killed with 30 seconds to go
>Opposing team managed to take entire field
>Look at map to see where team members are
>slav-squatting in the corner near the enemy's base, all 3 of them.

>>385002478
idk, blaster for tower

>>385003089
What's your rank than /v/irgin?

Just lagged out of my first game since playing since launch. It was my first ranked game. It didn't count as a loss did it

>>385003146
Oh, absolutely. I like Splatoon and besides the genuinely worse maps this is just Splatoon HD.

I'm just sick of the constant parade of "SPLATOON 2 IS DA BESS IS PERFECT"

why is all the best gear the worst looking?

>>385003563
>he doesnt spends weeks rerolling his favourite looking gear

>>385003563
FPS have always had this problem.
See: TF2 and Overwatch and CoD.

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>>384998590
Doesn't wallpaint count for score?

>>385000191
You weren't necessarily down a player the entire time.

>>385003001
Start carrying

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>>385003675
Nah it should just be used for climbing edges.
Spend your time painting the ground.

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>>385003089
>iterally the same models and textures and ink calculations at a slightly higher resolution
BTFO

>>385003675
Yes anon, ignore all the shitters only painting the ground, they have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

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>>385003753
I see!

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>>384997590
What is his end game?

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Bralla when?

>>384998548
Go to your local game store and ask when will they get the next shipment.

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>>385003327
>playing ranked in a party game

>>385003880
>implying those high school drop outs know anything

>>385002079
Were you standing on top of it?

Why are people more retarded in ranked than regular

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>>385003828
>source: MSPaint
cool story, bro

Here's my collage proving pizzagate

>>385003607
>>385003665
full ability slot gear i've been seeing so far is shit like that edgy paintball mask, gay ass leather jackets and fucking wingtip shoes. is that what the japs think looks good?

Can we all agree on one thing?

Fuck Stage 19.

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>>385003973
Only retards and trolls believed they would "just port it over." Splatoon 2 was always intended to be a sequel and they even considered announcing the game during the final splatfest.
http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-2-devs-on-improvements-and-adjustments-from-the-first-game-salmon-run-story-future-updates/

>quickly reply to my gfs text
>literally no more than 10 seconds
>enemy team gets the rainmaker to our spawn

I'm so sorry

>>385003957
i'm having a tough time in rainmaker at the moment cause rarely does anyone work together to escort the player with the rainmaker.

>>385004121
Absorutery shamefur dispray anon.

>>385004025
Play the splatfest when you get the chance and rank up as much as possible (Fanboy, Defender, King, Queen, ect)

Youll get these things called super sea snails that'll allow you to add slots on to already existing gear or reroll the existing slots entirely.

Still waiting for Mayo vs TOMATO SAUCE (Fuck America)

When is it gonna happen?

Anyone burnt out on Splatoon yet ?

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Post some freshness.

>>385004386
Only you cause you can't play it.

What abilities should I focus on? I have no idea what's good.

>Tell myself in going to play Destiny 2 beta during the weekend
>Play salmon run instead
Fug.

>>385002293
do you have any "it's a port of the first game"?

>>385004386
Absolutely, the grind is somehow worse the second time around despite meal tickets.

The only fun addition is Salmon Run, and it's quickly getting too frustrating because the other people in overachiever apparently can't keep their shit together.

>>385004565
Just keep playing and trying different weapons. Abilities only make a difference at high level play and it depends on your weapon layout and your playstyle.

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>>385004386
a pretty penny says you are just a flaseflagger sonybro.

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>>385003215
I've had one of those matches.

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>>385004534
>>385004770
How pathetic does someone have to be to wrap up their ego in whether other people like a video game they had no part in developing

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>>385004868
Almost as pathetic as posting on an Indochinese cartoon website.
Almost.

>>385004770
So it's impossible for anyone to get tired of a video game?

So who is Mr. Grizz? A Grizzly Bear? Wouldn't he want to eat all the Inklings and Octarins then?

Is it worth doing Salmon Run before having higher levels?

Or does it not matter for gear?

>>385004824
>>385003215
i've had a couple splat zones where the match ended with both teams having under 5 seconds left. Can't even be mad, those are the most fun matches. Steamrolling the other team gets boring very fast.

>>385005107
Not impossible, but if you get tired of a video game after only a few days of playing it you should try another hobby.

>>385005138
>Mr. Grizz incubates the salmon eggs until they hatch
>He raises them until they are fully mature
>He then proceeds to murder them and butcher them
>He grills them and eats lovely salmon for breakfast, lunch and dinner, all day, every day

What.

So does the app actually give you gear?

>>385001297
What's the point of salmon run? That shit is more stressful than a regular fucking turf war match.

>>385005249
Maybe they played ten hours a day for three days

>>385005436
>30 hours
bah dems babby hours

>>385003001
Shove your joycon into your asshole as well and join in the fun.

>>385005407
It being stressful is the point. Its actually difficult. Unlike turf war where you just rush enemy base, shoot ink, win or ranked tug of war.

But no skill babies will complain until nintendo makes it easy too

>>385005407
It's fun.

>>385005481
This. I don't even think you can unlock most of the content in that time frame.

>>385003062
>fps
Nigga, what?

>>385005371
Maybe Mr. Grizz is actually doing everyone a favor, since the salmonoids are pretty much zombies, he is saving the post-apocalyptic world from a Zombie Apocalypse.

>>385003215
I had that once. I got a last second three squid Tentamissile lockon to end the match and we won within one percent. Shit was amazing.

>>385005030
No, I'm pretty sure flipping out when someone says that Splatoon 2 isn't perfect is much much worse than posting on one of the most popular communities on the internet.

>Callie's boss theme is a complete mess
>Phase where Marie jumps in fixes the music

Why do they bully Callie so much?

How do I git gud?

>>385005249
>if you get tired of Splatoon 2 after only a few days of playing it
Then you probably played the first

It's not like Splatoon had a lot of depth to begin with, and 2 doesn't add any.

Salmon Run is the only new feature anyone gives a shit about

>that dialogue when you fight the final boss again
It's the little things

>>385005790
They dropped the ball really damn hard. It should have been the other way around, you saving Marie so people spend more time with Callie and get to like her better.

>>384999735
This tune is stupidly good.
For a round end theme too

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>>385005790
Worst Squid Sister to be honest.

https://twitter.com/Dschirtz74/status/889257861167165442

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>>385005782
I don't recall anyone flipping out over anyone saying that Splatoon is not perfect anon.
I do recall people flipping out over people falseflagging over games they haven't played tho.

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>>385006109
>anyone who doesn't agree with me 100% is a FIRTHY TRORRU RINE ENDU HERE

>>385003862
My own clone, now neither of us will be virgins!

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Out of all the stages they could bring back from the first, they brought back the 2 most cancerous

>>385006093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4stgoS99U

>>385005790

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-BhOT3L83c

https://youtu.be/vbDpqJZj_OQ

Christ

Holy shit, playing with just the joycons is a life changer. Took me some getting used to but the gyro is so good that way.

>>385006218
Can you repeat that in English for me please?
What im trying to say is flaseflaggers have become a common thing here. Not saying it not impossible to be burned out of a game a few days after it releses.

>>385006387
Joycons only or with the add-on?

>>385006502
Just the joycons.

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W-we here at falseflag feasts value you as our loyal and most cherished costumer . Unfortunately, ah, all of our most popular courses have been um... Completely blown the fuck out. But don't worry ! By the next splatfest we'll be shilling so much falseflag feasting you won't know WHAT to do!

>>385006479
He's baiting you, anon.

>>385006387
I'm left handed and the gyro happens in the right joycon, I can't aim like that.

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>>385006580
>squid yoghurt

>>385006580
>That hue shifted froyo
Wierdly the yellow boba look more shopped than the yogurt

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>>385006479
>Guy asks if people are burned out
>people say yes
>accuse them of being FIRTHY TRORRU FARSEFRAGGER
>get called out
>"Not saying it not impossible to be burned out of a game a few days after it releses".
You need to stop posting and start lurking

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>our team down a guy
>still steamroll the shit out of them

time to do ranked I guess

Splatoon 2 is too woomy. How did they manage to top the first?

>>385006924
>people say yes
Where?

>>385006354
That phase 2 music though. Holy shit.

>>385006992
The first was bare bones. They made the second slightly less bare bones.

>>385004102
I'm glad they didn't. Just because it blew the fuck out of the 'leaker' fags who kept saying Nintendo would do an Switch version of the original and not a sequel.

>>385007141
I showed your woomy my bare bone .

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I hate this game.

>>384997740
Pretty much. S rank is a fucking ghost town if you're not living in Japan.

>>385006962
That happened to me once during the splatfest where they were done one player and still won.


There is no a hole in the wall next to me in the shape of my fist.

Things that will most likely be change

Octobrush damage reduced at max ink range and when not directly aiming at the enemy

Fixing the bug that lets ink armor absorb more than one shot occasionally

Luna Blaster ink consumption slightly unnerfed

Stingray damage increased and now has a proper aiming reticle or moves faster

Time before being able to fire the dualies after rolling reduced.

>>385006661
haha, wouldn't it be funny if Marie made you some fresh yoghurt?
Haha.
Straight from the source?
haha, someone should draw that.
Just for laughs of course haha.
I'd let her poop on me haha

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>Guy says "Fuck lvl 19 the other day"
>Get a RIP screen for the first time ever
>Wonder what level I was on anyway
>Lvl 19

I don't get it, what was wrong with the killer wail?

>>385007413
haha stop that

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wew

>>385007579
wewmy

>>384998182
The aerospray is only good for turfing.

>>385007185
I'd be fine with 'Splatoon Classic' as a DLC later on or something. If only for those mad splatfast dance parties.

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>>385007527

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>>385007579

>>384998182
Because it's the worst weapon in the game in terms of splatting. It badly needs a buff because of that. But the Aerospray is the Zengief of Splatoon.

>>385007579

looks like someone took one of the 8 gameboy cameras in existence and uploaded a photo

>>385001483

What's the exploit ?

>>384997996
>octobrush


such a good weapon completely ruined by the piece of shit secondary, seriously not even at c rank those bombs hit squat

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>>385001483

>crusty sean

how am I only just now getting this pun

>>385007519
The only point I died in both games. I fucjing hate that gun. After being pissed at salmon run when using that wep, I went to calm down with some SP. That was the next level.

>>385008130
Seriously, I didn't even realize these games had a RIP screen at all until just now.

>>384998246
>but who DOESN'T want a classy-looking P90?

someone who fucking hates burst bombs

>>385005790
Because Callie's VA can't sing for shit and Marie's VA sounds like heaven in comparison. Also, as much as Pearl's model is ugly as fuck and Marina's model is nice when it comes to actual singing voices Pearl's is better. Marina's voice is so goddamn awful in the losing song.

>>385008130
The the octozeppelin stage was bullshit.
The charger was a mistake.

>>385007314
>>385007314
>>385007314
The game has only been out for a couple days, most people don't play 10 hours a day, and even those that might could be playing campaign or salmon run. Of course there aren't going to be too many people in S rank yet.

>>384999071
>what benefits are there to playing Salmon Run?

money, exclusive gear that cannot be ordered anywhere, easy skill farming

>>385008204
Same here trip fag, same here.

I finally got the scroll after multiple attempts but it felt like a hollow victory.

Other than that, great single player.

>>385008109
Autobombs aren't for killing they force the enemy back a massive distance compared to every other bomb. Autobombs are easily the best bombs in the game unless you think your sick KD ratio is the only thing that matters.

>>385000243

I just equipped a long sleeve shirt on my squid and when she wins she leans forward and I just noticed she doesn't wear it properly and her left collar bone is exposed HNNNNG

>>385008319
I have seen about four streamers that have made it to S rank and can't even find matches. This guy on today can't even fucking find league matches, how fucking embarrassing is that? The issue is compounded by more than the matchmaking -- the S rank pool of players is shrunk by the fact that rank isn't carried over into other game modes.

>>384998808
Why is the text between pearl and marina in English so mean to each other
Why in Japan their nicer and marina looks up to pearl

Was it racism?

>>385008658
Because Treehouse a shit

>>385008513
Weird, couldn't they just mix s rank players with lower ranked players if they can't fill a room?

>>385008423

yeah the force the enemy back a whooping 1m and then cover it back with their sick aerospray such a good bomb ;^))))))))

>>385008658
It's NoA trying to "spice up" the dialog by completely changing their characterization. They did exactly the same to Marie. The Marie all you claim to like is a fake one.

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>>385007965
Literally
>go into octocanyon
>get ticket
>go back to inkopolis
>repeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqUkuOx8aM

Grinding the XP ones priority (the one in Sector 2) because if Nintendo did a patch I'd want to at least have the XP ones.

>>385008513

all your bitching will be rendered moot in like a week dude

Yeah, fuck motion controls. Meme as hell.

>>385008808
oh you're just a turf tard. Yup autobomb is shit there just go paint your floor

>>385008864
It will come back in a year if this sort of issue isn't fixed due to their being less people playing. Hell, this is the game's release week, you won't find more people playing this game than now, and it can't even find S rankers. That's already a bad omen of how small the community is for this game compared to Japan.

>>385008935
Nah, fuck you. They're legit.

>>385008935
Enjoy being a shitter then

>>385006590
There's gyros in both. There's no setting to switch hands?

>no way to use both traditional aiming and gyro a la BotW
Why?

Why is salmon run not up?

>>385009337
Because 16:9 means you don't need to use the stick for that. You can still use it to aim horizontally. though.

>>385009361
Because it's a weekday.

>>385009337
This is exactly why it feels like shit. Just give us traditional aiming with gyro assist you kike fucks.

>>385009361
So that people will actually play ranked and possibly breath some life into S rank's ghost town of a player pool..

>>385009361

why is it only up at certain times to begin with

285th for curling bomb special is overpowered retardation

i know because i use it

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>>385008981
>playing ranked
>in a nintendo party game
>calling other people retarded

>>385009634
1 - So it doesn't get stale.
2 - So that ranked matchmaking doesn't turn into lobby simulator.

>>385009476
It's only a weekend thing?

>>385007369
Don't forget an Aerospray nerf

>>385009656
Explain

>>385009723
>Don't forget an Aerospray buff
Fixed

>>385009720
I think it's thursday to sunday or so.

>>385009689
>implying there is any other fps game with ranked matchmaking thats worth playing right now

>>385008127
Anne + Moe

>>385008127
The entire game is puns.

>>385009809
>Don't forget the Inkbrush buff
FTFY

>>385009845
it actually starts in tuesday

>>385009747
>giant aoe attack bombs
>paints gigantic areas of the map
>far reach
>easy to just use without much thought

it's just dumb

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>>385009935
Even on other languages

>>385010317
It only covers turf well. Anyone stupid enough to charge in deserves their stupid death.

What is up with the splattershot pro?
I used to murder with this thing in the first game.
Now I'm trading with aero mgs and dualies at twice their range.
The spread on this gun is definitely not fresh.

>>385009889

>fps
>splatoon

sick meme my friend
sick meme

>>385001119

>Pure Hypnotism

GRIZZ CO. USED PEARL AND MARINA TO SHILL FOR THEM AND KIDNAPPED CALLIE TO MAKE THEM FAMOUS, SELLING HER TO OCTAVIO AS WAIFU DUO MATERIAL

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>mfw the final boss has Callie and Marie's theme in the title and interlaced during the fight.

>>385009935
What's the pun with Pearl and Marine then?

>>385010592
I mean, he's not entirely wrong.

Fish-Person Shooter.

I am aware squids are not fish let me have my fucking bad joke in peace at least there's salmon

>>384999370
what a slut

>>385003215
Me and a friend lost with 0.1% difference yesterday. I was mad as fuck.

>>385010592
>splatoon
>you do nothing but shoot out of a gun
>not a shooter

>>385010737

not only they are not fish they aren't persons

person is an exclusive human term so we would have to change it to TCS Third Cephalopod Shooter

>>385010828
>He doesn't even know what FPS means

>>385010819
I won with a 0.1% difference yesterday.
I wonder...

>>385010668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbDpqJZj_OQ

better than Calamari Inkanation

>>385010828

I never said it wasn't a shooter you faggotron, I said it wasn't a FIRST PERSON shooter, it's clearly a TPS

>>385010905
Flinging paint simulator?

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>>385010904
Fair point. Just a half assed attempt at taking the piss out of the fps comment.

Work is boring as fuck and I wish I were back at home losing Rainmaker.

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Crazy

>>385001047
DJ Octavio secures resources but he is also a self-inflated jerk who wants to be famous and holds underground DJ battles using music illegally and holds a grudge from his past.

I actually have to ask what the Refugee status for Octolings like.

>Octoling Boys and Girls getting used to above ground conditions and the concept of freshness
>"Wah, Squidanon~ Your bathroom actually has a sink and lighting! I didn't know you were so rich~"
>"AH~ HOT WATER~ You must be a king!"

>>385010668
I liked how the 3 song phases represented Marie getting through and waking up Callie.

Phase 1 is Octavio and Callie
Phase 2 is Callie/Octavio/Marie
Phase 3 is The Squid Sisters back together

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>>385010512
>>385010317
>playing splat zone
>get into a splatout with an opponent under bridge
>he launcher curling bomb special
>imfucked.jpeg
>decide to go down fighting
>start dodging curling bombs
>squidhop over couple, slip between a couple more, duck behind cover
>get in range to splat attacker
>get excited as fuck because of what I just pulled off
>he knows he's fucked
>his teammate out of nowhere splats me from the side.
>mfw

>>385005154
>>385005407

to have fun
discord.gg/WnDaGE

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>an 84

>>385003215
Back in the first game if you matched the distance of the opposing team on tower or rainmaker, the game would set you back one point just to make sure it wasn't a tie.

>octolings have inklings animations
>even have their own octo swim model
>still can't play as them

this is fucking horse shit there's even an octoling idol and nobody fucking cares holy fuck nintendo fuck you

>>384998808
Octoling culture is probably banter and diss based

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>>384999370
>tfw I'll never take out my anger against this greedy bourgeoisink squid and her entire race by violating her every orifice with my tentacles everyday alongside my octo brethren until her mind completely snaps in two and she starts begging for us to ruin her
Darn.

>>385011172

>Callie is singing Bomb Rush Blush as Marie overwrites it with Tide Goes Out
>It is literally both sisters singing it out in a duel
>Refighting the boss is literally the Shades are so fucking fresh she can't help but wear them

>>385011145
>Bring Octoling into house
>Her gear is garbage as she wasn't part of Octavio's advanced squad
>Her clothes are in tatters with holes
>She is amazed by the simplest of conveniences and certain concepts

>>385011460
>he wants to be an octoling

race traitor

>>385005407
>What's the point of salmon run?

unique equipment that cannot be earned anywhere else

>roller
>have to either take a big risk and swim close to an enemy or aim a really precise long distance shot that might not even kill in one hit
>aeronigger
>have to hold down the right trigger in the vicinity of an enemy to get a kill, sprays turf like crazy

I fucking hate this shit. WHY are the rollers so WEAK?

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>>385011529

there is no reason they couldn't cohexist peacefully otherwise marina wouldn't be there

>>385005407
>>385011534
also mad dosh, you can earn quite a bit with it

>Attempt the x99 trick
>Tickets are grey

FUCK

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>>385010668

>Those first 30 seconds of Tidal Rush
>That fucking combination of Marie's singing and Octavio's deep menacing notes into full orchestra mix

Up to that point it felt like Octavio was just buttonmashin, but here he was on fucking point.

>>385011630
>implying Marina isnt a slave and wouldnt be shot on site if she tried anything funny

>>385011145
>wants to be famous and holds underground DJ battles using music illegally and holds a grudge from his past.

Why does this sound like the back story to a Fast and Furious villain? I bet Octavio also has some pimped-out cars and rides them around like a prick.

>>385011573

you must be doing something wrong because roller kills with one hit unless you are far away, what roller are you using famalam

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>>385011573
>WHY are the rollers so WEAK?

>>385011716
they still go toward your count bro