Reminder that there's absolutely no good reason to willingly

/v/ is a pro-Elf board
Elves are gentler and more graceful and more intelligent

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>>384995747

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>>384995747

>>384995669
SEEN ANY ELVES?

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>>384995747
elves are DIRTY STINKY TREEFARTS

>>384995669
Longer lifespans, superior magical ability

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>>384997875
gross knife ears

Ladymen

dirtsmell

probably consorting with demons

>>384997875
superior magic ability means nothing if I can put a bolt/bullet in its face before it even casts a single spell

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elves are NINNIES and RASCALS

Dont let them into your village!

How is it that elves manage to be the worst race in every story? They either are going to ruin everything or have ruined everything already. Every Single Time.

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>Only played vanilla WoW
>find a private server with updated models and some expansions
>Furiously masturbate to the new Night elf models

I hate xenos like everyone else but come on man.
Those abs, ears and skintones would make anyone go bananas.

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Reminder that your hatred for a fictional race is nothing but a coping mechanism. Reminder that you have more deep seated problems that you refuse to face, which this fictional race has to be the scapegoat for. Reminder that you are only picking on elves because a fictional race can't defend itself. Reminder that creating a thread for something that you dislike spreads nothing but negativity and this time is spend better creating a thread for something that you like instead. Reminder that OP was samefagging hard to keep this alive. Reminder that this is not video games but just a general shitposting thread based on the bottom of /tg/'s meme barrel.

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>>384998039
Arrogance.

>>384998102
t. elf

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>>384998049
>falling for the tall purple treewhore meme

Have some class, man

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>>384998102
>this much projection
>"NO FUN ALLOWED"

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>>384998102
enjoy poisoned arrow in your back when the elves betray your trust, outlander

>>384998138
Elves are not real, stop being retarded.

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sup nigs

>>384998242
t. butt-blasted gay elf

>>384998102
Christ, lighten up faggot. Perhaps reddit is to your choosing.

>>384998102
Reminder that reminding people with reminder posts is a remainder of older reminders that you remain nothing more than a reminder of what remains of the hollow reninder of your remains.

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>>384998242
>trying to hide the spear-ears existence so they can plot further
either an elf or charmed by fey heresy

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>>384995747
Am I late to the purge?

What do you get out of larping like this?

>>384998102
>projecting
It's a meme, you dip

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>>384998412
never
>>384998441
practice for my DM'ing this Saturday

also fun

>>384998441
More than you get out of posting on this Elven Lembas Baking Board

>>384998180
Im sure manlets like you cant stand tall elves and need equally short goblins with muh booty.
I for one will stick to my patrician elves and enjoy my time in midriff city.

>>384998239
This needs to be made into a vibrating gif

>>384998412
Go in the middle east and shoot at ISIS if you want to do something of worth. Larping as a catholic crusader and somehow making it about killing a fictional race from fictional worlds in which christianity doesn't exist is maximum pathetic.

It's also not video games.

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>>384998516
>manlet
>implying true goblin lovers arent tall af bros who love the gap
Shortstack over twigs, heretic

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>>384998589
>elves
>one of the most common RPG races
>not vidya
Sure is some shifty fay BULLSHIT I'm seeing here

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>>384998589
>getting this mad over memes
Seek help

>>384998646
>reading comprehension
I shouldn't expect anything from a dwarffag.

>>384998728
Memes are reddit.

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>>384995747
Knock knock

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get back in line untermench

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>>384995669
>Play Dominions 4
>Elves have superior stats
>Elves are invisible on the map
>A single mounted elf equipped a frost brand + vine shield can take on an unlimited amount of province defense on its own.

Always remove elf
You can prepare against hordes of undead
You can prepare against giant super combatants
You can prepare against a doom stack

What you can't prepare for is suddenly having 2/3 of your entire territory suddenly taken by sneaking/magic-movement elvish killing machines

>>384996382
Thalmor are the biggest niggers in all of tamriel

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Don't hit on me silly humans.

>>384999305
>Implying they're not fantasy Zionists

>>384998102
Just because you liked Legoland in LOTR doesn't mean you have to get mad

>>384999373
You are part of the problem.

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>>384999421
>implying I could ever like anything Orlando Bloom does
>implying there aren't many more much better elves in Tolkiens works

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>>384999575
>post the pic when an elf dies like a little bitch

Nice try, faggot

>>384999373
Not an elf