would you attend a /v/ meetup?

>>384992441
I'm not one of you autistic fools, so no.

No because I doubt anyone would play video games

Of course not

>>384992441
>would I attend a gen z meetup
I'm not a pedo so no

>>384993116
Why would you want to play videogames at a meetup you nerd

Would you have an orgy with /v/?

>>384992441
I cannot stand the people that browse this place so no

>>384992441

I did about 10 years ago when i was 22.

We just drank and played vidya.

>>384992441
>would anyone?

Sorry, but looks like you misspelled austism meetup

>>384993723
I actually knew an autist who did That, brought a switch to a switch event. Brings out his system during the public event and his pro controller and keeps trying to connect his system to the public system while the coordinators kept telling him to stop. Christ the cringe was real

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>>384992441
Why the fuck would I want to meet a bunch of these guys?

>>384993669
kids have been going to LANs for years

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>>384992441
>Meeting these weebs
No

I would, but on two conditions:
- No girls
- Only 30+ year-olds

No, this is the sort of people that are on /v/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

No. Some fag would bring cum-filled brownies again or some shit.

You faggots couldn't socialize offline like a normal person if your lives depended on it.

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Would you attend a Reddit meetup?

>>384996507
If you're gonna post Reddit shit, at least do the Meetup with the topless landwhales.

>>384992441
No.
Why the fuck would i do that? You are only interesting on the internet not in real life.
and by interesting i mean entertaining because completely retarded.

>>384996507
>those two cuties on the right behind the dog

Contact information? Reddit usernames?

>>384996507
>landwhale with black kid
that's the best niggers can get of white women

>>384996507
Only if i could have the dog.

>>384992441
I'd rather attend a /fit/ meetup

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>meeting up with literal autistic nu/v/ children
No way, that would be creepy.

>>384996901
you'd see the same thing as you would in a /v/ meetup

/fit/ is just filled with roleplaying autists and fatties

i actually met some people from /v/ for gamescom and it was fun

>>384997031
David? Is that you? How are you, buddy?

yes :3

I'm 25, I'm probably ancient compared to a lot of people on here.

>>384997159

sorry thats not me my name starts with R and ingame with P

>>384997189
goto bed, gramps

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>>384996735
>why the fuck did i come here

Someone post the /fa/ meetup picture.

Sure, I've been to my country /int/ general meetups and it was several good times

It would be a bunch of faggots wearing dresses trying to get fucked. See >>384997165

>>384997293
did you just sit around and discuss the latest memes for half an hour?

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>>384997338
heheh maybe

>>384997189
Know that feel, 28 here. When am i meant to grow up again?

>>384997389
No, we drank alcohol and ate pizza in some guys dorm while discussing the latest memes and political extremism all night

>>384992441
A fat, ginger neckbeard meeting up with some twelve year olds he met online? Sounds like a great idea, Anon.

Yes.

>>384996426

That was a /ck/ meetup you moron.

>>384992441
actually yes.

I might, for the laughs.
Mostly because Melbourne has some nice traps

>>384997505
it always devolves into politics and /pol/ memes
if you don't know shit about American politics or the trendiest new /pol/ memes, you'll just be left out

>>384997260
How old are you piece of shit.

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>>384996426
>again
What?

>>384997616
It was /k/ you dumb cunt. Don't correct shit you don't know.

>>384997717
i was only teasing, anon

>>384997739
/k/ Meetup, some guy brought brownies for everybody. The next day he posted pics in the thread discussing it with his jizz in the mix.

Sure why not. But first I would stake it out and see whether too many obese autists appear. One or maybe even two cn be handled if everybody else is cool, but otherwise it goes to shit. I should know, I attended brony meetuos once in my life.

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>>384992441
Of course not.

>>384997672
It was general stuff, not /pol/shit and was all in good fun
The brown dude looked slightly uncomfortable though at times

>>384997812
>I attended brony meetups once in my life.
Tell us about it.

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>>384997827
Freakishly long necks are actually pretty creepy, more horror games should take advantage of this

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never forget

Probably for a laugh with some non-vidya mates. Like when I went to Yahtzee's pub in Brisbane, although that wasn't too bad.

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>>384997962
Dropped the game at that point

>>384996736
Sounds like you're fishing for blacked porn. It's okay to admit it.

>>384997962
you need me

>>384997968
Where am I supposed to start reading this

>>384992479
>I'm not one of you autistic fools.

Don't lie faggot, yes you are.

>>384998054
>porn perfectly reflects reality
ok champ

>>384998121
sure is summer here

>>384998121
start reading from the post that starts with "so let me get this straight" on the left side, because it gives you context. Then just read everything.

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With how underage this board has gotten, people would accuse me of being a pedophile, so no.

Met with someone from 4chan. Was a nice guy, sadly we didn't hang out too much and didn't stay in touch. He was pretty chill and wasn't a cringy pal. I wouldn't mind meeting people but I literally live in a place where not many people would meet here.

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>>384998043
Yep, that confirms my suspicions. Freakishly long necks are creepy as shit.

>>384998283
but we exchanged numbers. you never texted me or anything.

>>384995791
>dragon maid
>re:zero
reeks of ironic weeb

Probably; im not doing anything else with my time. Ive been to several Reddit meetups and a /pol/ meetup and had decent, awkward fun.

Anyone from the Netherlands wanna play Monster Hunter Generations?

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>>384992441
>nu-/v/ meetup
>full of underage Sony-babbies from neofag

Yeah... no.

Some guy in a battlestations thread asked if I was from his campus, but sadly not. I think meeting individual people from /v/ is bearable, but not hordes.
I'm moving to Burwood next year, Deakinbro

>>384996507
I wouldn't fuck any of those women. I actually feel better about myself now. I discovered my long lost standards.

If you asked around 2010, maybe. But now? Fuck no.

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>>384997401
>not posting the webm

>>384998416
>this post
Nice.

>>384992441
Yes, all the obnoxious contrarians wouldn't come so I think it would actually be quite pleasant.

>>384997906
>At first it was kinda fun, everybody was chill and the show itself was never really discussed but rather it was just an excuse for us reclusives to hang out
>Everybody was more or less normal looking, no obese neckbeards anywhere.
>Had a long pause from meetups since I was gravitating away from the scene
>Then heard one meetup was held really close to where I live, thought why not go and have fun one last time
>Huge mistake
>Meetup was in a mall
>When I arrive I notice a ring of five 300lbs neckbeards, two wearing Pokemon shirts and one with a fedora
>I was disgusted until I saw something that still haunts me to this day
>Squeezed between the masses of meat was two 12 year old girls, they had barely room to breathe
>Lards were actually bombarding the kids with questions, all eyes on them
>One of the sweaty meats was even touching the other girl all over
>Wondered whether I should call the police or not
>Decided that maybe this wouldbe a learning experience for them, walked out through the door and never looked back

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>>384997338
nothing wrong with that

>>384992479
so... what are you doing here?

>>384996736
>>384998201

What does your obsession with "muh niggers" have to do with this thread?

If an orgy broke out would you participate? I dont think i would but you never know.

>>384998526
Sounds more like a /tv/ meetup.

Donyou think the aberage /v/ poster is massively overweight or undernourished?

>>384998659
Depends on how cute everyone is

>>384997189
I don't blame you. I was once in a thread with a strawpoll asking for ages, and out of the results, ages 21-23 were the majority. I pointed it out, and tons of people quoted me in autistic rage with such comments as "I'M A ADULT STOP PICKING ON ME REEEEE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH NOT EVEN BEING 25 REEEE" Honestly, as someone that is 30, being a adult is a state of mind, that most people do not reach until they are 25 to 30 years old. Because its at that point that life has kicked their asses so much that they grew out of their contrarian or edgy phases, and stopped expecting to be accepted by society or something.

>>384998659
If everyone was scrubbed with scalding water by professional male-servants before hand. Maybe.

>>384996507
>Even the fucking dog is fat

The only ok looking people in that image are the two chicks in the bottom right and the bald guy on the left, and thats pushing it because of the shorts and flip flops

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>>384997417
>>384997189
>>384998797
We should have an oldfag meetup and lan the GOTY

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>be dumb weeb
>attend anime convention for the first time
>hoping to really connect with he people there, maybe make new friends
>can't resonate with anyone at all
>everyone is either too autistic or too normal
>people outside fighting with cosplay weapons
>girls performing anime dances in the venue halls with their phones as speakers
>autists look and act exactly how places like here describe them
>cute cosplay girls all showed up with Chads
>everyone travelling around in huge groups
>just visit vendors, buy some shit and leave
>tfw too wierd for normies and too normal for autists

i just want to fit in

>>384996507
>only 3 healthy looking people
an american redditor has to be the most degenerate kind of person there is

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>>384999043
>Dante from Devil May Cry series

Will this ever stop being funny?

>>384999043
SONYPONIES SO ASSBLASTED THEY CAN NEVER EVER PLAY GOTY THAT THEY MAKE FAKE IMAGES

Maybe seven years ago. The only reason I'd go to one now is to shoot frog and feelposters.

>>384998612
it has to do with the picture, retard

I'd chicken out at the last minute.

>>384999321

>all those people in the pic
>black kid NIGGERS RREEEEEE

Grow up already

>>384998487
What Vocaloid?

>>384992441
Only if I was suicidal and felt like taking out the most worthless "people" on earth with me.

>>384999163
Forgot to make her brown with an afro.

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>>384997739

>>384999076
Convince some of your bros to go with you.
Did that with ComicCon and we all had a blast.

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>going to a meetup with 4chan

i actually hope you guys aren't this autistic

>>384999879
What is this, an image for ants?

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>>384996507

>>384999076
>>tfw too wierd for normies and too normal for autists

I know that feel. I'm a complete autist IRL, but on 4chan, a lot of the shit that gets posted here makes me feel sane by comparison.

>>384999076
>>385000403
>tfw too wierd for normies and too normal for autists
me too. I didn't stand a chance in highschool because both sides of the coin were too far outside my comfort zone for me.

>>384997827
>Dylan roof makes a guest appearance kek

would you make fun of a forty year old virgin who worked for the military because he never got laid?

>>385001135
unironically has the coolest outfit and most confident presence

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>>385000048

>>385001251
Depends

>>385001251
would you make fun of a twenty year old neet who uses videogames to escape the lingering thought of failure... and has also never gotten laid?

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>>384992441
>would you attend a /v/ meetup?
Only if it is in my country or in the EU.
I don't like planes so i am not flying to US.

My laptop may suck but some of the best Lan and Hot Seat games are pretty old so i should be ok.

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>>385001494
P.S. now i have to reinstall some of those gems.

>>384992441
Absolutely not. It's harrowing enough to argue with you faggots here.

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>>384997827
THat fucking neck

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>>384996507

I hate all of you, why would I want to meet you in person?

>>385002312
Because I've got a tight boipucci

I am rich and /fit/ so why not?
I might even buy you guys stuff or something

>>384999931
That looks really sad.

>>385002554
I'm not that gay though

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>>384996507

Only with a bomb strapped to my chest.

>>385002720
well done

>>385002720
that fucking dog lmao
nice job anon

ITT:
>I'm too cool for all you faggots but I post here anyway

>>385002614
you'd probably just feel bad about having a better life than most other people
feels pretty fucked when you breeze through life while your friends and peers struggle with student loans or other debts

>>385002938
Yes, actually

>>385002720
I couldn't find the real one, had to look back at the other pic

>>385002720
kek
the fucking dog
and that reddit poster too

>>384992441
>that meetup back then in Japan
I'd do it again.

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>>385003098
>Yes, actually

Heh, me too, friend. These hooligans on this board make me feel much better about myself-- an adult, browsing a chink cartoon imageboard daily

>>385003049
>better life
Anon, I think wasting ten years of my life sucking up to a chink fuck and then learning from that chink fuck on how to get it on and succeed in the housing business while constantly being insulted isn't easy. At best I could sympathize with y'all since i pretty much vent all my stress in this place, hating and shitposting about ching chongs
God I fucking hate them so much

>>384999076
You should have went to a panel. I was at anime con once and it was fun besides the fact panelists having zero clue what they are talking about (like talking how loli in japan is illegal). Took second place at screenshot guessing contest, then went out to lurk merchandise stands and buying said illegal loli stuff and a dakimakura.

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>>384992441
>Attending a autistic sperglord circle-jerk
No way Fag

>>385003460
stop shitting up the board, you retard. go vent to your $2000 therapist

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>>384994165
>32
>still on /v/
this is probably going to be me some day

>>385003460
>waaah, my first world problems are so tough :(
kill yourself

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>>384999879
Holy shit

>>385004008

"Don't forget you're here forever" isn't a joke. It's a prophecy.

>>385003572
No one would want you around anyway, filthy frogposter

Where are you guys even from anyway?

>>385004069
newfag

>>384995791
Thats an ironic weeb picture if I've ever seen one.

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I already did once, it was only one other dude that turned up though. We went for dinner, it was fun.

Of all the boards I've met people from though, /cgl/ are the best. The others were /a/ (anime con), /vp/ (pokemon tour event), and /vr/ (theme park visit)

>>384997968
>more posts reacting to the story than telling it
thanks for letting me know how i should be reacting

>>385002720
top kek

>>385004993
Did you hold hands?

>>384996507
I just find it sad how everyone is clearly making those """wacky faces""" to hid their insecurities
everytime I see amerifats posing for a photo is either this or mouths wide open, is it really that hard to smile?

>>384992441
On the weekends, near a well crowded place, yes

>>385005338
Nah
I did at some of the /cgl/ meets though

>>384992441
I would, but only with a select few of you. The rules would be stricter than AGDQ/SGDQ mind you.

>1. No furries
Fuck off, you will probably infect the network with your doggo porn, and everyone will be asked to take a seat.
>2. No trans attention whores
Cute male (female) are allowed, but nobody actually looks like pico no newfag, so that means all of you can fuck off. This meetup is about games, VIDEO GAMES, and all of you can't shut the fuck up about your garbage personal lives and mental delusions.
>3. No MMO fags
You intolerable, unsocial, arrogant, fat fucks can stay behind in your momma's basement.
>4. Anyone crossposting from /fit/ and /fa/
Actually you guys can come, but only if you leave FIFA/RACING and IDOLMASTER at home.
>5. MOBAshits
No. You are a waste of human breath.
>6. Anyone crossposting from /pol/
I don't want to be put on the watchlists no thank you bye. Take your hitler-kun with you and go.
>7. Anyone crossposting on /g/ and /biz/
No russian botnet miners thanks. Leave my graphic cards out of this.
>8. Anyone crossposting on /x/
You guys can come if you promise to leave the hard drugs at home.
>9. Anyone crossposting on /r9k/
You can come, but I know you won't, because you are all too mentally damaged to leave your house and piss bottles.
>10. SJWs
no.

>>384996507
theres no space left for someone else anon

>>385005831
Holy shit a autistic incel on /v/
TAKE PHOTOS EVERYONE

>>385005831
I would take any of the types of people on that list over insufferable faggots like you, you're not welcome.

I would go to a meetup but I live in Ireland, and I rarely meet fellow micks on here.

If there was a meetup here in Tokyo I would.

I'd go for a few beers and lan hijinks with uou guys, sure.
None of you are russian though so there won't be one near me

>>384999076
I have been going to cons for a decade now, and I gotta tell you that the best times I had were always when I brought my friends along with me.

Things can get crazy and it is easy to feel ostracized at these things because most people are not Chad / Stacy, yet are also not basement dwelling neckbeard ass autismos, so being stuck in the middle of the two can mean things get tricky.

If you ever go again, bring a buddy with you, or go with a group of people you get along well with.

Once you get more comfortable at these things, then try going alone again, but I stand by the idea that everyone's first con should be with their best friend.

>>385006512
Nothing beats going into a Warhammer store. They have distilled the essence of autism and concentrated it into amounts that break all physical understanding of the world.

>>384992441
>implying I'm still sociable

>>385006060
t. tranny

>>384999076
I know how you feel anon, I am right there with you and I don't have any friends irl, if only people like us could have a meetup.

>>385006654
Trannies are mentally unstable people who suffer from an illness and people need to give them the help they need rather than encouraging them.

But I would still rather a tranny come to the meetup than people like you.

>>385002858
>>385002865

He didn't do anything that edit is not new.

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>>384992441
I probably couldn't because I'm in the uk and all this shit usually happens in some american state
>no /v/ bf to talk about point-and-clicks with

>>384993785
nigger, i wouldn't even wear a hazmat suit and watch it for a million dollars

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>>385006891
>this is the average /v/ summer poster
trannies need to be gassed
every
single
one
of
them

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>>384992441
no

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>>384992441

>>385007223
>trying this hard to fit in
grow up mate.

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>>385007223

>>385007349
kill yourself degenerate redditor

>>385007287
>golem get ye gone

>>385007349
>accepting any argument from either extreme of the political spectrum

>>385005425
>w-why aren't they standing there with blank neutral expressions??
>They must be insecure!

>>385007421
Sounds more like /v/ if you cut out "political".

>>385007592
He meant that they should be fucking smiling

>>385007734
This is true. I don't smile in photos because I think I look like shit, but it's actually stupid to do that. If you are ugly, smiling actually makes you look more approachable, in photos of course. Instead of people spitting on your photo and burning it, they will go "aww what a cute retard, look he's having fun". Dont smile to strangers if your are ugly you will get in jail.

>>384992441
No, I'm not gay.

>>385004180
this

you know WHY its a truth?

because the rest of the internet is shit and this is the only place left that i can yell about shit. forums are all dead and no one wants to sign up for them anymore. everyone uses fucking reddit or gaf and i hate those places due to reddit ALLOWING people to fucking downvote or upvote posts which means "we control the thread 100%, no opinions!"

and gaf is a shithole since it started

>>385007247
Not many shitskins. Good to see actually.

>>385008009
>forums are all dead
Org forums are alive and well, especially on dead mmos where the devs stopped patching exploits. But its inner circle stuff so you will never be a part of it if you werent there in the beginning or seriously kiss their ass.

>>385008102
duh, that is what i was getting at
case in point: forums for fucking MMO clans

shit is just stupid, there are better options now, you stupid faggots.

forums were useful back when we had nothing else. though, i wouldn't want to go back to BBS again, fuck the early 90s.

>>385008283
forums were never useful.
>i pm'd you the fix ;)
it was always garbage

>>385007223
Hitler was a ftm transsexual though
He(female) wanted to gas all the kikes because they didn't like transsexuals

>>385008558
>source: /lgbt/
hmm, BBC told me this so it must be true.

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/pol/ meet ups seem fun and I'd probably hang out with you fags just to see how cringey it is then play some Def Jam FFNY.

STOP MASTURBATING

If there's a sizable group of normies there then sure.

>>385009276
Give up then.

>>385005831
>no qt traps allowed
DROPPED

No thanks. /k/ and /cgl/ meetups are where it's at.

>>384992441
I would like to take my chances. I had a /co/ "meetup" before and it was decently enjoyable

>>385008445
thats because people were USING those forums 20 years ago to PM THAT FUCKING FIX

you stupid faggot! holy shit, you think a fix is gonna get pm'd to you now, in 2017? like YT that shit nigga!

>>385002720
top fucking kek

>>384996507
how does someone get THAT FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

i mean, jesus! i feel fat as fuck at 200lbs!

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/int/

>>384995791
thats actually a bretty cool pic

gonna order me some sfw lewd stickers to taint my laptop exterior

Someone post that one /k/ meet up.

You know the one.

>>384999931
4chan used to have fucking panels at cons and shit, actual meetups, but that was fucking 10+ years ago

>>385012109
The one with the pot brownies?

>>385012442
Yee

>>385011974
>swedish flag
>no """swedes"""

nice try anon. or was this from 50 years ago?

>>385012535
Was already posted before in here

10/10 would lol again

>>384992441
>A bunch of 40 year old fat pcücks arguing with a bunch of 16 year old neets about bloodborne

>>385007247
I thought the underage thing was just a meme. I had no idea 93% of /v/ aren't even old enough to buy Fire Emblem.

>>384999076
>Lee isn't here yet
Weird