why are video game birds assholes

>>384985851
You should be asking why birds in generals are assholes. video game or no.

>>384985978
well, why are they

>>384986112
Territorial animals.

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>>384985851

But that's not true. His descendant and pic related are actually pretty cool. Actually everyone in the bird village are pretty laid back.

>>384986326
allow me to rephrase then

why are "focal" video game birds assholes

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My wonderful husbando is not an asshole, apologize right now or else I'll have to beat you up!

they are motherfucking dinosaurs that's why

>>384986112
They've lost an evolution race to fucking monkeys

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he seems nice

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>>384985851
To reflect their real-life counterparts.

>>384986112
WE WUZ DINOSAURS N SHIET

only threatened beta birdmen act like assholes, they want to divert your attention from their shortcomings because they secretly yearn for your dick to penetrate them

see: Falco and Revali

>>384985851
Have you ever seen parrots in a group? They're always fucking assholes.

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>>384985978
Fuck you. Birbs are friends.

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Tits
A fish
A fish with tits
Titty fish

I wonder if turkeys and chicken are assholes too

Cause falco was based on vegeta

>>384988415
vegeta isn't gay

>>384988097
flat

>>384988023
looks like they're eating

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>>384986374
Begone, furry.