>Childhood is idolizing the Horde >Adulthood is realizing

>>384980245
So on a scale of one to ten how upset are you that Thrall and Garrosh both fucked your shitty waifu Jaina?

>>384980376

Not op, but is this real or just a meme

>>384980245
horde had comfier starting zones

>>384980730
The Garrosh bit is a meme. The only thing he ever fucked was the Horde's credibility.

I just wanted the Troll haste racial.

>>384980245
As long as you're killing chinks you're on the right side

what's better
>gnome sex slave
>goblin sex slave
Debating next char.

>>384980245
Both are shit.
The horde is a fucking joke since WC3 I like my stupid, demon worshiping, evil Warhammer greenskins of WC2.
If I played this shit again I would play alliance just to kill thouse faggot orcs.
Also Dwarves are always awesome.

I can confirm. My fondness for "awesome epic badass" shit with spikes everywhere, black and red color schemes, edgy obsessions with death and blood and all that stuff waned as I grew up. And meanwhile my appreciation for the more grounded and practical aesthetics of the alliance, the attitude of quiet reserved honor, justice and dignity grew.

>>384980245
>Adulthood is realizing WoW is shit

>PAYS to play a fantasy videogame
>I'm going to be a human male warrior

Brain dead losers who have no interest in fantasy game and only got the game because it was hyped/popular

>>384980245
Both are shit.

But the horde really went to the shitter with muh woman warchief

a fucking forsaken, even.

>>384981957
Why isn`t Thrall the permanent president? Is he die? Haven't played since like 2006-7

>>384981056
I'd rather BE a gnome sex slave but I'd rather fuck a goblin sex slave.
Hope that helps.

>>384980245
>Not being a skeleton-man
pleb, bet you aren't even dead yet.

>>384981770
>Pays
Gold for tokens is easy to make

>>384981770
Gee that's a really stupid viewpoint anon.

>>384982131
Jokes aside, I never understood why any retard would play as a ugly skinny ass undead. Sure waaaaaay back then (2006) they were the OP race along with Tauren, but they are so fucking ugly.

>>384983142
>Not wanting to be an ugly rotting corpse with almost no physical strength that struggles to use 2-hand weapons as a warrior

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>>384981957
>living btfo

>>384980245
I picked NELF because I played them in WC3. Anyone who started WoW without playing the infinitely superior rtses is a filthy secondary.

>Horde
People playing as ugly creatures.
>Alliance
Ugly creatures playing as people.

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how do I buy a token without subbing first

>>384983561
>picking a secondary race from a secondary game
Anyone who didn't pick Orc or Human is a fucking terciary.

>>384982101
he's jesus and busy saving the whole world and not just the horde.

>>384983675
I played the first two games. But I didn't enjoy spamming towers in wc3 or playing blademaster as orc.

>>384983656
I believe there is an option in the account menu in battle.net Or just open a ticket with blizzard stating you are interested in trying the game again and would like 7 days free.

At least blizzard is good at one thing, customer service.

>>384983656
If you have the game installed you can login to the character select menu and try to log in, a window will pop saying you dont have playtime but you can buy wowtoken for x Amount of gold

>>384980245
Someone has to start a petition.

It's current year therefore, dear Blizzard, allow orcs, trolls, undead, etc to join Alliance and humans, gnomes, draeneis, etc to join Horde as well.

As a progressive company it's unbelievable that such racism and prejudice still around in Azeroth.

We all can see that orcs (blacks), trolls (latinxs), taurens (native americans), blood elves (middle easterners) and undead (holocaust survivors) kept locked in shitholes like places where their lived and privileged Alliance members, whom basically first worldes, killing them without words. It's awful that you can communicate with different fraction. We have to build bridges, not walls.

Horde means peace. Please allow interfractional mixracing on servers.

>>384984020
>middle easterners
>white

>>384984020
>clear voodoo influence
>latin

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>>384982139
>220k gold for token EU
Fuck you americans

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>>384984154
>Living in the minarets
>Sitting on the pillows
>Smoking the hookahs
>A Rug

>Not Middle Eastern

>>384984425
>middle easterners
>white

>>384984292
Well, that's true as well, but most troll cities looks like Central American pyramids

>>384980376
Ugh. Excuse me, but Jaina only fucked Thrall.

>>384984465
Persians do have pure Aryan white blood elves.

>Childhood is thinking WoW is good
>Adulthood is realizing it's a monstrosity that cannibalizes its own lore to keep itself going

>>384984498
That's not latin, then.

It's prehispanic.

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>>384984639
>implying pure blooded blond blue eyed persians like the aechemenid emperors still exist
>implying modern iranians are not a mix of arabs and persians

I honestly wish they'd drop the faction barrier already, for everywhere outside of battlegrounds

Just let both sides group and play tgether, and let us make alts without considering half of the races off-limits

>>384984749
That doesn't make them less oppress. Time to put a few islanders to Alliance. They can handle with night elves (you know they're have common ancestors and both practicing druidism)
>>384984850
More like Azerbaijani and Persians.
Blood elves are able to choose white skin.
They're cultural representation in WoW are clear middle easternish.

>>384983142
Skeletons are rad and they USED to have the best casting animations, unfortunately the shitty new models and animations messed that up, though I suppose it's more surprising it's taken so long considering the state of everything else.

>Trolls do nothing wrong
>Get fucked in the ass by the Alliance
>The Alliance even fuck over there own people see VanCleef
The Alliance are fucking assholes and the created most of major villains will have faced really by out casting their own people. The Hord has went to shit, but the Alliance will always be assholes to everyone.

>>384984020
Stop shoving your politital correctness into a fucking videogame.
It's enough to see that shitflinging from both sides all over fucking social media and then having to cope with faggots taking in into a motherfucking fantasy game that is supposed to have nothing to do with this planet .

Fuck off namefag.

>>384985476
>supposed to have nothing to do with this planet
>Cultural and Historical appropriation

Just drop the fucking faction barrier already!
Bring some goblin/troll refugees in already.

>>384985195
Sure bro, arabs are white, so are somalians.

>>384982101
Thrall is metzen. He left blizzard some time ago and for that reason Thrall did the same with Azeroth, that's why he isn't relevant with legion. He even gave to sham's players his hammer. In a way it's really sad.

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>>384985629
What are you even talking about?
If Belfs white and their culture inspired by arabs and persian That makes arabs and persians white or belven?

>>384985623
>being inspired by a culture and adding bits and pieces of it into a fantasy world is cultural appropiation now

Jeez, better attack every single fantasy book/novel/videogame/everything then.

Fucking retard.

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>>384985748
>Puts all races, inspired by PoC cultures in Horde
>Puts in Alliance Europeans.
hmmm

There're very serious problemems

>>384980245
>died to a quest mob and elected worst possible warchief
>cheater, banished by the elements, almost died to questmob
>literal shadow of his father
>literal jew
>accomplished leader that won't/can't lead
>fucking slyvanas

>kid growing up and developing through the entire game, GAR as fuck in comics
>borderline goddess slut
>meme machine that will surely be tinker class leader
>grizzled old man out for revenge for his son
>borderline god that has saved the universe twice? three times? already
>most reasonable leaders and pretty funny

hmmmmmmmmm

A Race war has to be stopped

>The world is divided between two racially-based factions, the Alliance, which is made up of humans, elves, and dwarves, among other races, and the Horde, which is made up primarily of orcs, trolls, and zombie-like undead. These factions are exclusive racial domains; one cannot be an Alliance-aligned orc any more than a human can join the Horde. Not only are the factions exclusive, but they are at war, and if a member of a race steps into the territory of an opposing faction, they invite attack based on their race. To put it simply, World of Warcraft is a game of race war.

>>384981770
Yeah, fuck Dumph and fuck white people!

>>384986217
nothing wrong with race wars when it's a world with different races

>>384986356
Do not shoot people at your school, anon.
Hard Mode: Niggers count as people too.

>Mmorpg with no world pvp as that was.
>Still two factions.
Why?
Lore? Like WoD?

>>384983576
gnomes are way uglier than anything in the horde

Reminder that Dalaran is rightful Alliance clay and that we WILL take it back.

>>384983576
>Horde
>ugly creatures

Belf btfo badly

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>>384984020
>undead (holocaust survivors)
this got me, kek

>>384980245
Alliance fans: literal children (under 12) and adults (over 24)
Horde fans: teenagers and """young adults""" (13-23)

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>>384986641
this. never forget

>>384980730
The only line talking about who she fugged was in WC3 with Arthas bragging to Kael'thas that he cucked Kael.

>Cuba is constantly lobbing cruise missiles into Miami and wants to wipe out the entire United States
>Nobody gives a shit
>The only American politician who speaks out against it is portrayed as an insane warmongering lunatic
>Other American politicians constantly give impassioned speeches about how honourable Cuba is and how desperately they need them
I fucking hate Blizzard and their shitty fanboy writing. It's not even that difficult to make a coherent story in this setting, but they just can't stop sucking that green cock.

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>>384986780 >>384986641

>>384986975
gtfo Archimonde you died in a shitty backwater alternate universe world

>>384986975

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>>384980245
Transcendence is staying on the giant swimming turtle island to remain neutral forever.

>>384985420
>Onyxia is part of the alliance now

>>384985420
> the Horde literally tried to destroy the world
> "we good guys, we dindu nuffin"

>>384987489
>most of major villains
>most

>>384986770
What about 12 year olds?

>>384987713
This >>384987385

>>384987594
I didn't say that though. The Hord has done some stupid shit mainly under a Garrosh, but the Alliance are assholes to everyone even themselves and have created a lot of major villains within their own people just becuase they were being dicks.

>>Adulthood is realizing both factions suck and are run by idiots

fixed that for you OP

Can we please have the old Alliance back?
Like back when it was an actual Alliance and they generally govern themselves whilst helping each other out.
Rather than all being servants of the king of Stormwind?

>>384987489
blizz trying to whitewash that is almost as bad as them trying to whitewash night elves originally attacking orcs unannounced
Yeah, sure, forget that Bolvar was wearing a special pendant that allowed Onyxia to influence him and she just manipulated the nobles' greed. No, she just mind controlled the whole fucking city

Did someone mention that Vol'Jin was Obama and Sylvanas supposed to be Clinton?

Vol'jin - strange islander
Sylvanas - was a good girl (Clinton was a Republican back than).

>>384987923
>The Hord has done some stupid shit
Like destroying Draenor, then invading Azeroth to destroy it as well?

>>384980865
U wot mate

Kalimdor wasn't even properly finished in Vanilla. When most of your zones can be described as featureless wasteland, you know yourw into some shit.

>>384988284
>Like destroying Draenor, then invading Azeroth to destroy
But the Hord we are talking about had nothing to with that. They are a split off that didn't agree with that bullshit and just wanted to make peace.

>>384988408
not the guy you're arguing with but the barrens in vanilla were comfy to me

I liked the music and the feeling of being in this immense area

>>384988476
The Horde capital is named Orgrimmar. It's literally as if Berlin was named Hitlerstadt

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>>384986972
>BC only has alliance attack horde aligned parties
>wrath has Varian declaring war on the horde
>Cata is Alliance restarting the war
>Mists was Blizz trying to appease alliance crybabies
>Warlords has Ashran where the alliance commander mentions attacking the other side while the horde commander doesn't
>Legion has alliance attacking horde unprovoked

>yfw the Alliance have been the aggressors for most of wow's existence but the dindu's play in their twisted headcanon

Childhood is picking a side in this stupid conflict.
Adulthood is realising the game sucks.

>>384980245
adulthood is realising the undead were right in warcraft 3 and should have prevented WoW.

>>384988548
> mfw the Horde are literally trolls

>>384988546
Orgrimmar was only named and made literally after they made a separate group of the Hord, tried to make peace and told them they could help each other out and get along, they get attacked and their peace treaty shat on.
Ya sure is their fault there and even then they keep trying to make peace and it just never fucking ahppened and they kept getting stabbed in the back.

>>384988795
yeah, the orcs sure were peaceful when Grom Hellscream destroyed all these Alliance bases after landing in Kalimdor

you savages will always, always revert to
>b-but these were not TRUE orcs! we are peaceful, really!

>>384988795
By the way, Orgrim Doomhammer is the orc that destroyed Stormwind, and tried to destroy Ironforge, Gnomeregan, Lordaeron, Dalaran, Stromgarde and Quel'Thalas

So the orcish capital is named after the guy who led the Horde during this campaign of genocide against a whole continent

Yeah, very peaceful

>>384988795 >tried to make peace

>Landed in Kalimdor
>Started war with peaceful centaurs

>>384989036
also genociding the quilboars

Why are Taurens the comfiest race to play as

Having the brain of a child in an adult body is thinking alliance is good and horde is bad
Liking and playing WoW however makes you a faggot

>>384984853
I would be cool with this outside of PvP servers. The faction war doesn't even really matter much anymore, we already pretty much team up during every major event.

>>384989141
That is especially unforgivable.

The Funny part that Quilboars have comparable cultural/civilization development with Orcs.

Is the world ever going to change again? Cataclysm happened like 7 years ago

no being a child is being the faggot OP for posting such a worthless shit thread >>>/b/ is right over there faggot

>>384989320
god I hope not. I'm tired of content being deleted forever

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>>384980245
Other way around for me. Played alliance as a little shit constantly and switched to horde later on because alliance was always useless outside of pvp.

>>384989143
Which capital is more forgotten and empty Draeneis' or Yours?

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>>384980245
>Thrall goes on a spiritual mission
>Leaves it to possibly the worst candidate ever because he fell for the Hellscream meme
>Tauren chieftain bites it because of him
>Vol'jin almost fucking dies too
>Throws a tantrum when everyone turns on him, pretends he did nothing wrong
>Only saved by Pandaren being absolute cucks
>Escapes and goes back in time to try to fuck things up even more

What the fuck, Thrall? All you had to do was make Vol'jin the leader to begin with, everyone liked the guy and he actually knew how to solve issues.

>>384989143
>cozy as fuck starting zone
>barely involved in the retarded faction war conflict outside of honoring their debt to the orctards not to mention they're practically best buds with the nelves anyways
>people who play them are always chill
Definitely the best Horde race

>>384989467
The new Hord for the most part when it was formed was doing ever right and looking like the good guys until this fuck up. Not making Vol'jin the most level headed mother fucker out of all of the faction leaders the major leader was so fucking stupid.
Also in't Vol'jin suppose to be bullshit super powerful becuase he has some weird ass pact with a god or some shit, so what happened?

>>384989460
Definitely Exodar.
At least TB is still part of the post cataclysm world. You need to wait for a boat and sit through a loading screen to get to Draenei town and you still can't even fly there.

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>>384989467
>make Vol'jin the leader
>not Cairne

>>384981559
This

It's like a job that you have to pay to do.

>Thrall retired
>Cairne dead and Baine is on vacation
>Vol'jin dead
>Sylvanas almost certainly being set up to be killed off or turn traitor at some point
>Gallywix on vacation
>Lor'themar also on vacay
>Ji Firepaw is either on vacay or dead who the fuck even knows
Why is Blizz making the Horde so fucking unstable? The Alliance still has most of their leaders alive and ours are all either dead or dicking around. We seriously get a new faction leader every expac at this point. The Horde should've crumbled ages ago with such incompetent leadership.

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>>384989724

>>384989887
That it's the grindiest in been in a long time and the there's a sub are the least of it's problems.

>>384989973
It feels like the Alliance is being set-up for an even faster collapse, seeing as Sylvanas is getting hyped up by Blizzard. Probably some Forsaken fuckery.

>>384989973
Ji is too busy making panda babies with Aysa on the turtle

>>384990309
Honestly I'd do panda babies with Aysa too

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>>384989973
>Ji Firepaw
>next chief of the Horde

>>384989710
>Also in't Vol'jin suppose to be bullshit super powerful becuase he has some weird ass pact with a god or some shit, so what happened?
It goes something like this
>Most of the troll empires die and disappear
>Loa are trapped in whatever stage of the emerald dream they originate from like the wild gods
>Various tribes of trolls pop up again Zul Farak, Zul Grub Zul Aman
>Loa go ham giving them power to try to regain any sort of empire they once had
>Certain people really attuned with loa get to talk with them directly and interact with their plane, Zul Jin and Vol Jin
>They become wicked op voodoo priests
>Zandalari come back near the end of pandaland
>They unite the tribes
>The darkspear refuse the call
>Most of the troll loa abandon them
>Voljin loses super special voodoo magic
>He and Zul jin may have become loa when they died
>They may be duking it out on zandalar and new gods of trolldom.

>>384989973
velen should have gone insane this xpac. velen, the super extreme holy priest who has worshiped the light for tens of thousands of years, the guy who hates the legion and loves the light more than anyone else in the universe, said "they light has died today" at the start of this xpac. before the kj fight hes also extremely pissed. i genuinely thought he would turn into a shadow priest to kill sargeras or some shit.
but for some reason he didnt

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>>384989973
>>Why is Blizz making the Horde so fucking unstable?
Because Legion made it extremely apparent that the writers no longer care at all about the Horde. Blizzard removing Baine out of Highmountain because some Alliance players whined about having to help a Horde character is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

I browse /v/ every so often but I see this thread every time I'm on this board.

>>384990608
Are you over 25 to browse this board?

>>384990649
Ye I'm an old cunt. I don't have a generic bait image to upload either. Why do people fall for this?

>>384990471
that stems from pure blizzard lazyness more than anything else
>vanilla wow
>unique story quests for ally and horde
>bc
>unique story quests for ally and horde
>wotlk
>unique story quests for ally and horde
>cata
>unique story quests for ally and horde, some zones the same
>mop
>unique story quests for ally and horde, some zones the same
>wod
>1 unique story quest zone, everything else is the same
>legion
>intro to stormhiem is unique. everything else is the same

it really has nothing to do with favoring one faction over the other. blizzard is just lazy and refuses to do quests/zones for each faction. everything is the exact same. highmountain and stormheim really dont make much sense for ally and horde. in highmountain ally players help the horde faction, and in stormheim horde players actively work against their own warchief by stopping helya. its really dumb

>>384980245
LOK TAR OGAR

>>384980245
Go Horde if you want favela monkeys in your dungeons/raids go alliance if you only want white people.

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>>384990761
>Highmountain Tauren
>Horde faction
Retard.
>Horde are forced to help Tyrande/Malfurion and Velen
>Alliance get their panties in a bunch the moment they have to help the Horde, so they remove characters altogether

>>384990912
I admit even as an Alliancefag that the Horde are getting shafted with Legion

I don't understand why Blizzard did it this way, Bane is a chill guy and I would have gladly helped him

>>384990912
MALFURION MY LOVE

>>384980245
Allies should've just genocided the orcs when they had the chance.

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>>384991032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EitgtZd4s4

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>>384990912
>Vol'jin gets snarky to alliance in an optional dialogue choice
>fucking unacceptable
>Tyrande shittalks the horde player for the whole time while they are actively helping her
>its totally in character, blizz shouldn't change it

>>384991009
I guess it helps that most, if not all of the player characters are "neutral" in the Legion storyline anyways. Play a class like Death Knight or Demon Hunter and you barely even associate with your faction outside of gameplay mechanics.
Ebon Blade > Horde

>>384991503
unrelated but I also just now remembered thats when the writers called the horde stinky for no reason
It's really starting to feel like Metzen was seen as horde biased because he had to constantly counterbalance the rest of the team wanting the lawful good overdrive

>>384981770
I like being eric generic in a sea of fantasy, it's like how Star Wars has all this weird shit but has normal dude mcfarmboy pants as the protagonist to keep things relatable. It's still fantasy (well, sci-fi) but it's easy for idiots like me to get into

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>>384991503
>Horde too busy trying to save Azeroth from the Legion invasion
>Alliance too busy getting triggered by every little thing the Horde does and desperately looking for reasons to attack them
>Jaina tries to convince Anduin to attack the Horde
>Genn attacks the Horde for no reason
>Rogue questline is literally about how there's false rumors being spread throughout the Alliance about how they're being ordered to attack the Horde because the Legion knows how fucking easy they are to manipulate
Even in WoW Alliance are whiny bitches.

>>384991718
It seems incredibly apparent that whoever leads the writing staff is telling the others that they aren't allowed to show the Horde being actual decent people.

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>>384991951
>Genn attacks the Horde for no reason
Oh yeah, right. Also, what is Gilneas?

>>384991951
>>Horde too busy trying to save Azeroth from the Legion invasion
Yeah, enslaving those valarjar is really going to save Azeroth and not just help your rotting queen's self interests

>>384992250
>Sylvanas
>Horde
#NotMyWarchief

>>384992453
Careful what you wish anon, next thing you know after Sylvanas is overthrown Gallywix is Warchief.

>>384992910
I'd be cool with that.
At least Gallywix doesn't want to commit mass genocide on all life on Azeroth.

>>384992453
Horde players never cease to impress me with their autisms.

Remember that protestsong back in vanilla when Blizz said they will add belves?

It was so bad it was cool, those falsetto manchild voices singing "HEY BLIZZARD, LEAVE THE HORDE ALONE!"

>>384993913
To be fair Belves completely ruined the Horde. Go literally anywhere and there's always one of them.

>>384980245
On vanilla wow horde is best because no blood elves. Blood elf players aren't even a problem, just the fact that they're on the Horde. Horde are a bunch of dindus but that's why it's fun. Their city layouts fucking suck but their cities have way cooler concepts.

Alliance wins easy any time after that. But that doesn't matter anyways though because playing on anything other than vanilla is objectively wrong. Also this is just based on which one is more based. Last time I checked horde fucking suck at any pvp that doesn't involve camping instances and ganking lowbies. Not sure about raiding.

>>384984154
>>384984465
They're Caucasian, ergo white.

>>384980245
childhood is idolizing private servers
adulthood is realizing activision-blizzard makes more sense

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Have you said goodbye to Garrosh /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMXtMj59Tr4

>>384997459
fuck garrosh