Is Rydia canonically a virgin?
>>384971251
not after edge fucked her
edge hit it so hard he had his name changed to blunt
>>384971469
>young girl surrounded by monster her whole life
You figure it out. She probably took a chocobo dick.
Who cares? You'll never fuck her.
>>384972349
I won't stop trying.ñ
>>384972349
Right.
>>384971251
in The After Years, she passed a teen to milf.
>>384973109
TAY Rydia makes my dick explode
Rydia was an okay character. But I preferred Rosa and Porom. It is funny though that in FFIV, all the men are fucking idiots who want to kill themselves. And all the women are level-headed and caring. Guess I shouldn't be surprised given who the writer was.
she was like six before getting sucked up by that typhoon and unless she was the town bike for those magic niggas that raised her in the hyperbolic time chamber then she probably didn't take a dick before the end of IV. I don't know fucking anything about the after years and if it isn't obvious I haven't played IV in like 8 years but that's what I got out of it
>>384974053
Rosa is the best girl in IV but we all know who over took her in TAY
>>384974053
Cecil becomes a big dick alpha after he stops being a dark knight
>>384974212
No, he really doesn't. He still just stands there in cutscenes and lets everyone talk for him. Four different people all 'sacrifice' themselves to ave him while he just sits there and does nothing. Then of course none of them are really dead in the end. The only guy who really died killed himself for revenge. And even that fool somehow comes back in the Dragon Ball level "give me your power!" ending.
Cecil's whole role in the story is pretty much being told what to do, failing at it, then blaming himself. Until in the very last fight he finally succeeds, because there's no longer a plot point to make him lose.
>>384974609
In the SNES he had a big dick
>>384972349
Exactly. OP just wants people to tell him she's pure I'd bet. Also got any fanart of her taking care of Cuore?
>>384974609
The After Years wasn't very kind to Cecil either. He gets his castle invaded and then his ass kicked by a clone of Rydia, who then proceeds to imprison and brainwash him for about 90% of the game. When you finally get him back, he's a physical and mental wreck, which is reflected in his heavily nerfed stats and inability to use his skills. It takes Golbez nearly(or actually if Ceodore and Rosa aren't present)getting killed to get him back into the game for real.
>>384975359
Cecil was made to suffer
>>384974609
>>384975359
So Cloud is basically modeled off of Cecil?
>>384976571
Not exactly. The archetype isn't new
How the fuck should we know
Bartz best happy go lucky protagonist
>>384971251
Yeah. She always struck me as one of those NO MEANS NO girls that instead of the Bobby Hill THATS MY PURSE stuff, she's probably just explode/Fry/Solidify/Melt you or summon out a hard pipe nigga to do it for her.
Not sure why Square has been wussifying her in sequels/crossovers.
>>384971271
Canon that Edge never got her before AY. Probably does after AY though since he's in his 40's and she should be bodywise in her late 30's, also even the Summons are trying to hook them up by the end.
>>384975359
Aside Edward and Palom, who was After Years even kind to? Closest one with those two is Edge and he's straddled down with doing same ol shit like everyone else with useless yes men. Edward was treated super good since they made everyone retarded even when it made no sense and kept him having a modicum of common sense.
Rosa does nothing except be kidnapped again
Kain just does what Cecil does because they outright show he's a failure
Rydia gets shitted on and jobbed out, possibly worse than any FF character in any sequel aside blitzbomb
Cid does nothing and he still sucks hard in battle
Yang does nothing of notable worth
Porom doesn't do much of anything
>>384971251
>Be Edge
>Try to hit this hot green haired shit for years
>Always get ignored and instead an abomination clone of her get attached to you and now never leaves you alone
>>384977380
Chick, i mean chick, goddammit.
>>384977085
Butz gets the Butts
>>384977309
Palom got it really fucking good
>>384977085
Bartz is a Chad.
>>384971469
Motherfucker